#saucy rambles

[unexpectedbrickattack]

old. man. yaois.

tiny gnome has very good senses and smells everything so much and so strongly. help him.

actually. going to keep this contained in the post and not in the tags bc its kink stuff and i think it should stay behind a readmore oop

spreading the 'old man engages in freak behavior' agenda...its not even freak behavior it is so tame for other shit i am writing w them LMAO musk is like whatever. its WHATEVER ! (its good) but my homebrew gnomes are based off of rodents and they have heightened senses of smell and hearing because of it and i think it is so funny to give my fave characters the most benign, yet debilitating kinks. Like bro im fine dw also u need to not be right next to me bc im going to go feral and i dont have it in my soul to explain why

i think its sooooo silly to have him already devote so much of his time to peppino and this business and now hes like god. what is that stickman meme picture of someone gripping their leg so hard its bleeding? thats gus hes like in his own hell. i think i wrote it before that peppino is sooooo aware of like. being a sweaty man and it makes him uncomfortable and he tries to avoid it but its like an inevitable facet of life and he deals w it the best he can. hes not smelly hes sweaty n musky and so working in the back w a hot oven means he ends his shifts absolutely drenched and miserable.

and gus is like👁️👁️ but hes a respectable man (tm) and he doesnt openly gawk n fawn. But. He is not shameless; he absolutely steals a shirt or two when he can and works w that for a while. he steals a shirt, keeps it, then rotates it w another shirt and when peppino is like WAA! My shirt !!! where did u disappear to??? Gus has to pretend he didnt snatch it away for like a month like the squirrel he is.

it (the thieving) would start before they get together and he would get caught a little while after they get together. like hey. not that i think that you think im stupid. but um. for like two years my shirts would disappear when u came over. like. after a couple of months it stops being a coincidence. so like. explain urself maybe?? and its definitely like a New feeling for gus, who is generally regarded as a dom (albeit a sweet one) to feel bashful about this but like in timid way that doesnt usually come naturally to him LOL. and i like the idea of peppino being an anxious little freak about soooo many things including sex, but when he gets more comfy w someone hes way more of a dick and blunt asshole (affectionate) and he absolutely would bully gus about this.

okay thats all i got just imagine my vision of gus and his little tail shooting straight up bc hes huffing this fucking shirt before he passes out for the night okay? and avoiding brick the next day bc beast to beast communication is real, okay? for me? thank u ....

#arts #mine #suggestive #saucy #NOT putting this in any tags omg but i hope the readmore is enough to scare ppl off #okay byee #runs away cutely and trips over a rock #i have some other backlog stuff to upload but ill do that later or somethin #also i wrote a fucking essay. im NOT checking grammar in that mess #if u engage in my ridiculous mind rambles u need to engage in the chaos of it all #okay love u

[mochiwrites]

grian and mumbo had one (1) prolonged interaction in mumbo’s latest episode and the entire time I was grinning so big my cheeks hurt

#momo rambles #I miss themmmmmm #mumbo is saucy with everyone else but not with grian 😌

[causticsunshine]

show me your love (grow up and see)

for @momrryficfest round II ♡

explicit | H/L | friends to lovers, fluff, mutual pining, kid fic | 22k+ | ongoing

At only thirty two years of age, Louis Tomlinson has made quite the life for himself—he has his dream job, a place all his own, a nice car, and all the people closest to him are seeing success of their own. The only big thing he's missing now is having the right partner and starting a family with them, although he figures he has plenty of time for that yet. That is, until his best mate, Harry, comes to him with a proposition. Or: what happens when you become your best friend's baby daddy.

read on ao3

#hlcreators #hljournal #hlsource #tracksintheam #trackinghome #momrry #larry fanfiction #mommry fic fest round II #my fics #okay the fic tags are pretty telling so i'll cut my rambling to a minimum here #i was reading a lot of old preg fic faves from like 2013 - 2015 when i started planning this so if there's a Vibe you're catching #it's probably that? although this technically takes place in a year's time lol #also yes bc it's a preg fic it's a coochie fic but despite there being sauciness it's not a pwp ! can you believe ! #i'm not sure yet how i'll be hosting updates as the next two - three chapters get added on but i'll find a way to get the word out

[opashoo]

I need to be doing little art things between big projects so I’m not just driving myself into the ground, any ideas on what to draw?

#shark rambles #I won't do anything expressly tiddy out on this account #but I have been known draw some saucy things

[todayisafridaynight]

matrophobia

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #masumi arakawa #masato arakawa #snap sketches #oh my god im going to pass out but my tag ramble is necessary. like especially this time #i was just gonna draw his Actual mom but then i wanted to get saucy with it. also i miss drawing wolves but theres a purpose i promise #ive loved wolves since i was a kid since theyre like. family-oriented and shit. of course a lonely loser ass kid gonna think thats cool #when i think of wolves i think of family- which is what you should think of with your mom right #but a lot of people know wolves are monsters so. ysee where im goin with this one #the flowers and thorns arent Just Random i Double Promise: i snagged inspo from her flower shirt #i originally had the roses be purple to highlight that buuut i didnt want any more color aside from red #did i have anymore notes..... i dont think so. thats all i had to explain :) this is mid ik i just needed it done tho im TIRED #OH HER MULTIPLE EYES its supposed to be inspired by her necklace :) the third eye has a purpose im too tired to explain rn tho #the jo alternative was more depressing since i wanted to put emphasis on his feelings of inadequacy in that #BUT i figured hey. let me have a /lil/ happiness today right. i can do that at least let me draw that at least #ignore the fact i got more bad news while drawing this and almost abandoned it as a result but we push through :) #in any case. im subjecting arakawa to more horrors tomorrow i guess sorry king youve had it good too long. i GUESS #to round this off. Obligatory Vent Portion because myyyyy GOD. i have nightmares about my mom every night #its been that way since like. february- ive always had nightmares bout her but theyve ramped up since The Event #and for the most part i just wake up tired and despondent but sometimes the nightmares just make me wake up gasping for air #like i was TRULY just fighting for my life then and itd been a while since i had a nightmare like that #and just. coupled with how trash my months been. and now that im comm free.(dm me;) ) i figured id express the soul a bit #alright NOW im done. im pretty sure. goodnight everyone come back for part ii of. whatever this was #IM ALL OUT OF TAGS NOW LMAO THATS EPIC ok bye fr

[wynandcore]

Uprising CLU is “Biggering” and Legacy CLU is “How Bad Can I Be”.

Do you understand my vision

#perhaps a saucy opinion of mine: I genuinely like the view Uprising gives on CLU more than Legacy’s view #he’s just so much more mysterious. he’s a lot more of a symbol than anything but goddamn is he intimidating and creepy #hope he wasn’t gonna come off as sympathetic in any way in season 2. in fact considering the movie script pages he was going to be a menace #i want him to be WEIRD. HE’S A DICTATOR MAKE HIM ACT LIKE IT #🗣🗣🗣🗣 #alright that’s my little soap box teehee #tron #tronblr #I ramble #clu tron #clu 2

[jingsyuans]

Jing Yuan visiting penacony and doing things he really shouldn’t ….

#aka being a PREDATOR #or for the normal people uh. having a saucy one night stand oh wow #tmi tmi tmi but I sort of want him to touch misha #misha is so cute ok I need him to be railed mercilessly #and what’s more merciless than jing yuan on vacation where no one will know what he did and to who #im insane #rambles

[musicals-and-mushrooms]

guys how do you deal with the 'popular kids'? Like seriously even if they arent targeting me specifically everything they say feels like theyre making fun of me and theyre dragging me down and they shouldnt be able to do that if im being honest like i know my worth im a debate team captain with 3 medals of excellence(75% A grades across all subjects) college colours, have a lead role in a musical and lots of friends like i believe im a good person and i know im a person that can win in arguments im a really good actor but for some reason theyre able to turn me into a literal pushover (i got pushed over in sport yesterday on accident) and ill just be like yeah im fine im sorry because everything feels threatening like they could be just talking with me and i feel like theyre making fun of me i cannot read social situations to save my life WAIT THATS THE PROBLEM I KNOW MY FRIENDS SO I UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE SAYING BUT I DONT REALLY KNOW THESE GUYS SO I ASSUME EVERYTHING IS A THREAT AND TBH IT MIGHT BE BUT OH THATS IT but yeah if someone has any advice please help because this isnt like the musicals?? Probably closest to bmc im in my jeremy era but also BACK TO PLAY REHEARSAL MY BRAIN IS LIKE BZZ MY HEART IS LIKE WOW BECAUSE IM ALMOST AT PLAY REHEARSAL AND ITS STARTING ITS STARTING ITS STARTING SOON!! TOMORROW AFTERNOON!!! so hopefully ill be able to be more christine and yeah thats my life advice would be appreciated👍

#my thoughts #adhd problems #actually autistic #i havent been properly diagnosed but i know that struggling with tone is a big thing and i need help so people who know ? #Know what i mean thats what i mean #Ive been coping by sending all my friends a message saying i found a really saucy photo of david tennant #Then sending them the photo of him in the tomato sauce costume #Life stuff #school life #high school #achool problems #be more chill #bmc #bmc fanart #christine canigula #robyn rambles

[d3rpydoods]

🙃

#god #i'm working on railao #but it might never reach this place #cause this is getting TOO SAUCY #sweats profusely #rambles

[madame-mongoose]

oooooh i cannot post the art im making for this ask actually ooooh no

#its uh. #its accidentally a bit saucy #uh.. uhm #uh #muffled screaming #monnie rambles

[sidereon-spaceace]

y'ever see a piece of art that makes you go "oh right, I'm touch-starved"

#ramblings #i was already getting in A Mood and seeing a restrained exchange of kisses on the cheek is Not Helping #not even anything saucy but now im like. i need a Friend With Benefits and by Benefits I mean occasional hugs and sitting in their lap

[gaywiththesauce]

Hi hello sorry it’s not Wednesday anymore BUT. I remember you saying at one point that you were listening to your Giyuu playlist? (am I remembering right?) and I’m. so unbelievably normal and was wondering what your top 5 songs you associate with Giyuu are. Or top 10. Or top one million. Ok thank you sorry goodbye again_(:3 」∠)_

Hi Rose👋!! welcome back to my dropbox lmao

okok so so I don't remember saying that but it's totally possible that I did. I think about blorbo a lot so I think I mentioned it

These won't be very descriptive because many of the songs are just related to emotions or specific scenarios so you'll have my 4am ramblings. lil warning, I'm a swiftie, but I have a variety of other different music tastes too. here's my top 20ish because I'm obsessed with my blorbo Giyuu Tomioka the Queen

Telephones by Vacations - "my thoughts are crawling, you're all I see" "wherever I go, you'll always be next to me" has massive brain rot energy :) he only sees his love(s) everywhere

Verbatim by Mother Mother - I kinda perceive Giyuu as someone that doesn't conform to gender norms (totally not projecting) but he would totally be unapologetic for his expression. maybe a lil oblivious but not sorry

First Love/Late Spring by Mitski - the lyrics speak for themselves of anxiety that he can't love anyone else because he's too scared to lose them. "please, hurry, leave me, I can't breathe. please don't say you love me."

Long Live (TV) by Taylor Swift - this song is specifically for my fantasy prince/knight au I made and fully fleshed out with Minecraft building and shit. the idea of happy fluffy marriage makes me giggle

Gilded Lily by Cults - self explanatory. sad song. "haven't I given enough?" "always the fool with the slowest heart" (help please he has the slowest heart because his way of communicating isn't verbal and only a very select few understand-)

Daylight by Taylor Swift - "I once believed love would be burning red, but it's golden, like daylight" kyogiyuu energy, first impression of Kyojuro's "burning red" but it turns out he's a soft "golden"

Screaming by CHVRCHES - beautiful song. it talks about the past and how time has been stolen. not knowing what side of the coin you're on and if it's wrong or not. good vibes song to look out the window to

New Year's Day by Taylor Swift - SUCH A GOOD MESSAGE SONG! it's all about the tranquility that comes with love and life, how the couple would be there for not just the fun moments but the calm or hard or maybe boring moments. also "please don't ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere"

Money by The Drums - Giyuu would totally want to give back to the world he believes he's stolen from (he's still alive, which is something that he stole from others-) but he has nothing else to give other than hard training and killing demons, saving people when he can

Open Your Eyes by Snow Patrol - this one I can't really explain. the build up and release just kinda speaks for itself. it's cathartic and makes you want to jump up and down and rip an air guitar

Don't Let Go by The Ghost Club - "I'm falling off the edge but you never ever let go" another relationship one! who woulda guessed? again, love that lasts because love is not all sunshine. it rains and pours and you have to get an umbrella. very fun to listen to!

The Mute by Radical Face - this was shown to me by a beautiful moot when my one ficlet reminded them of it. it makes sense! "if you only listen with your ears, you can't get in [my head]" (your fic today reminded me of this song too and i listened to it again after reading tehe)

Nightmares by CHVRCHES - "Another poem designed for revenge. Now I'm living a nightmare again, and it won't end.

Black Out Days by Phantogram - gives me remembering Sabito vibes. So painfully thinking of him but trying to forget him and keep that part of his mind away from now but it doesn't want to stay away. He isolates himself from his memories that he "[doesn't] even recognize [Sabito's] face"

I miss you, I'm sorry by Gracie Adams - it's less of the lyrics and more the vibes. i just kinda really like this song. "I still love you, I promise" to Sabito---

Become the Warm Jets by Current Joys - listen listen ok hear me out: slow song, sad voice, sad song, Giyuu-themed? totally feel canon with "All my life is just something I can't ignore."

A Soulmate Who Wasn't Meant to Be by Jess Benko - wow. sad angst sad song about regret because wow. just angst.

Young by Vacations - dissociation central. not knowing how things are moving and wanting things to be right and okay. that childhood innocence of want everything (read: Sabito) to be his

i love you by Billie Eilish - Giyuu being in denial of everything. How could Kyojuro say that he loves him? How could he open up so easily to Kyo? "the smile that you gave me even when you felt like dying" FFUCCK

Dress by Taylor Swift - this is that song when the pairing finally gets together after a 20K slow burn. smiles. "Carve your name into my bedpost 'cause I don't want you like a best friend."

A Love Song by Ladyhawke - happy upbeat love song. Imagine running through a crowd, holding hands, laughing and giggling as Kyo pulls Giyuu along to show him something he's excited about

I didn't mean for this to be this long (this was originally 10) but now you have 2/3 of my Giyuu playlist! I accidentally deleted my Giyuu playlist like four months ago so I'm building from the ground up unfortunately😭

I hope this satisfies your curiosity! Enjoy listening if you do!

#can you notice the point where i start mindlessly rambling? can you tell? #im so tired i have class in the morning but my mind said “we're talking about Giyuu☺️☺️!” #so have 21 songs #giyuu tomioka #my Giyuu playlist is like 30ish songs but my master is over 500 #number 17 totally totally isnt the name of a fic choice on the poll i made #this was fun #i have another ask that i meed to answer and it contains a special surprise aka writing content for something i never expected to escale #saucy speaks #time for bed #maybe ill share my spotify one day #they have funny names #rose thank you for letting me talk about blorbo i appreciate seeing you in my asks #you get 4 cookies #what am i doing #i have class in the morning💀 #playlist #spotify #saucy samples

[lynnbutlertron]

need to stop drawing scud and mr b engaging in absolutely heinous acts my exams are in 5 DAYS.

#saucy #ch #rambles #i hate having autism i be fixating on them for like the 18374728th time #sorry pizza tower nation #i’ll be back soon i promise

[lifebloodless]

Got a good grade in recommending music

#was like 'hey if were reccing music have you heard of IDKHBTFM' and he was like no #so i said give em a listen. he pulled it up asked which song he should listen to first‚ i gave him a couple options #and turns out i hit his music taste right on the nose. i love being right and having good taste #and introducing less mainstream bands to ppl #you want to listen to my music recs sooo baaad you want these smaller bands to be more well known and to show it to more people #attempting to spread my music taste. infection style #im playing plague inc with my music taste. trying out different vectors of transmission. how to best infect ppl #with my music taste :))))) #also got two saucy little overtime hours today + goodwill from overnighter by staying late to do raw dishes #anyway #ro rambles

[todayisafridaynight]

Snap you are the king of sexy funny back when you did Yamtien just goes to show you have a talent for humor and cheesecake.

there's something about the title 'king of sexy funny' that's really tickling me thank you so much anon ill take that crown with honor

#snap chats #please 'king of sexy funny back' was my fathers name #the joke is that my dad would Nonstop play Sexy Back in the car every day he drove me to school. also hes funny. #which was every day while i was in elementary. and then he and my mom got into the Theyre Practically Divorced fight #and then Love The Way You Lie was added to the playlist theyre filipino they dont believe in divorce yk the works #not even a fight my dad just finally called her out.... anyways... #thats a dusty as hell crown i havent drawn yamtien in literal years #OH YEAH I DID DO SEXY HUMOR I GUESS I REMEMBER SOME OF MY COMICS BEING SUSPECT AS HELL #but of course... need the funny.... #im a different man now. i havent done humor like that In Literal Years 2x #like truly the last time i did that WAS those comics #what even was the last sexy or sexy/funny thing i drew...... its just been family sitcoms in my brain for months now.... #checking my folders hang on OH JO yeah. #ASIDE FROM THAT THO i really dont do anything. Saucy anymore #someone remind me to delete that actually ive been meaning to go on an art purge but i keep getting side tracked #not a MAJOR one just ones that keep bothering me #ik on the internet eveything is forever but id like to scroll through my own blog without getting flashbanged by stuff i dont like anymore #ive been meaning to delete some ao3 fics too but again... keep getting sidetracked... #THIS TAG RAMBLE IS SO DAMN LONG IM SO SORRY utterly off track.

[rakeshouseparty]

💕Good afternoon Mills and Sneckdraw and every single Mills and Sneckdraw fan! 🥰🥰💕💖🙌

Afternoon to everybody else ig 😒

#tpost #Estou tão cansado..😵‍💫😓 BUT PROMise when i get home i will maybe doodle a crppasta freak bitch idk who someone tho #i mean i should be able yo draw something i had 0 problem drawin saucy shit- tho perhaps i am just a nsfwartist at heart #sorry rambling…