#but of course... need the funny....

[todayisafridaynight]

Snap you are the king of sexy funny back when you did Yamtien just goes to show you have a talent for humor and cheesecake.

there's something about the title 'king of sexy funny' that's really tickling me thank you so much anon ill take that crown with honor

#snap chats #please 'king of sexy funny back' was my fathers name #the joke is that my dad would Nonstop play Sexy Back in the car every day he drove me to school. also hes funny. #which was every day while i was in elementary. and then he and my mom got into the Theyre Practically Divorced fight #and then Love The Way You Lie was added to the playlist theyre filipino they dont believe in divorce yk the works #not even a fight my dad just finally called her out.... anyways... #thats a dusty as hell crown i havent drawn yamtien in literal years #OH YEAH I DID DO SEXY HUMOR I GUESS I REMEMBER SOME OF MY COMICS BEING SUSPECT AS HELL #but of course... need the funny.... #im a different man now. i havent done humor like that In Literal Years 2x #like truly the last time i did that WAS those comics #what even was the last sexy or sexy/funny thing i drew...... its just been family sitcoms in my brain for months now.... #checking my folders hang on OH JO yeah. #ASIDE FROM THAT THO i really dont do anything. Saucy anymore #someone remind me to delete that actually ive been meaning to go on an art purge but i keep getting side tracked #not a MAJOR one just ones that keep bothering me #ik on the internet eveything is forever but id like to scroll through my own blog without getting flashbanged by stuff i dont like anymore #ive been meaning to delete some ao3 fics too but again... keep getting sidetracked... #THIS TAG RAMBLE IS SO DAMN LONG IM SO SORRY utterly off track.

[crplpunkklavier]

hey after kristoph gavin planted atroquinine in a kid's favorite nailpolish, while he was spending seven long agonizing years waiting for the kid to actually poison herself, how badly do you think he pissed his dumb little blue pants when 6 years in his brother presumably out of nowhere published a song titled "atroquinine my love" and made the whole world sing it for a little while

#what a funny coincidence. #an even funnier headcanon of course is that klavier knew but just couldnt prove it so he was just like #well lets fuck with this asshole a little bit #oh youre watching everyone? im watching you. and you need to change your pants #anyway #ace attorney

[lazycranberrydoodles]

getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism

#i saw someone a while ago talking about how wwx always has good intentions…. #his personal road to hell was paved with good intentions yes but i’m not sure where making a guy eat his own legs fits #it is so funny to me how the tiger tally/yin iron influences wei wuxian differently in each adaptation #i remember making a sliding scale of how ‘culpable’ wwx is from adaptation to adaptation #based on how they portray the mental effects of the iron #but for the life of me i cannot find it :( #wwx really said ‘if i had a cursed amulet i simply wouldnt be corrupted🙄🙄’ #that’s basically what he tells lan zhan in this episode…. if necromancy was having ill effects i would notice #and you know. at this point he is lying about everything. but i do wonder how much he actually believes that 👁️👁️ #how much of his mind is resigned to doing whatever needs to be done to exact revenge regardless of harm to himself #and how much genuinely believes that he’s smart and competent enough to make it through whole #the answer of course is BOTH!! bisexual pride #mdzs #art #mdzs spoilers #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic arts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #my art #the grandmaster of diabolism #cql #the untamed #魔道祖师 #陈情令 #mdzs meme #doodle #lmao

[trek-tracks]

Starfleet Therapist: So what do we do when our ex won't speak to us

Kirk: Draft them out of retirement back into military service under my command

Starfleet therapist: nO

(this is a joke, obviously. Kirk would never go to therapy)

#star trek #star trek tos #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #captain kirk #star trek tmp #star trek the motion picture #it’s funny but also horrifying the more you think about it #at least Jim just mentally screamed at Spock until he came back on his own #man literally took away his dearest friend’s autonomy #of course then Spock took away Bones’ mental and bodily autonomy #at the end of the next movie #they both need a bit of a talking to

[inkskinned]

it mattered because when my brother asked me what if this is the happiest you'll ever be? the best you'll ever get? the thing i felt was fear, not peace. everybody thought you were so perfect for me. even i thought you were "helping me grow". i had to challenge every internal clock. make myself more thoughtful, more kind, more beautiful.

i told my therapist it was good because i like the changes i made and there's something so strong about saying i did that. the problem is that i can like the difference all i want, but i changed for you. something akin to getting your name tattooed, all my progress is stamped with fuck you.

it was the happiest i'd ever been and also the best i'd ever gotten. i would still get in the car and think what the fuck just happened.

#warm up #writeblr #i spent a lot of time picturing our future #how funny to think: in each version of our future #i was never myself #i was someone smarter kinder braver #better adept. #who could navigate the way you shouted and got angry at small things and never fucking believed the best of me #i would never be needy and you'd never get tired of me #people usually talk about how we picture people as being “fixable”. but i assumed i was the problem. my idyllic picture wasn't of you. #it was a version of me that wasn't ill. that needed no extra help. that could be your wife and happy #the fact i wasn't happy was because there is something so wrong inside me. it's always been that way. i convinced myself: #if i stay i can change. if i stay i can make it worth it. i can apologize and fix this. and make us both okay. #for the last year i've been thinking about how you blamed our whole breakup on me. how it was my fault for whatever thing. #and i agreed with you. because of course i did. you'd trained me to believe everything was my fault . that you wanted to love me and i made #it far too hard. that i was always finding ways to ''set you off'. #a few days ago while i was doing something else #i realized that while i was in crisis you told me to fuck off and find someone else to get help. and you never fucking apologized . #you said i made you do that because i wasn't being sensible. i had been crying too hard to speak clearly. #you said: you're doing this to manipulate me. #you forgave yourself for that. i had to forgive you without apology. you said you were right to react that way. and then you were SO #SO annoyed. any time i said: i feel like you aren't nice to me. it is hard to trust that you love me. #i don't think about you that much anymore. but these days when i do: all i can think is that im not sure u ever really understood kindness #you were the cruelest to the people closest to you. and most of the time. that meant it fell to me.

[asavt]

leshy freaking cat

The fact that we all (or almost all) took one look at the yellow cat and went "yeah sure lets go with that" will never not be hilarious to me.

#my art #digital art #fan art #leshycat #cotl leshy #cotl yellow cat #IT HAS ITS OWN TAG OH MY GOD. #Kevin #his name is kevin btw #my favorite cat kevin my son #leshy being the one who gets used to cult life the easiest is also funny #but it actually kinda makes sense maybe idk #something something expectations after Shamura lost their mind and then having a need to prove himself #there's pride left of course #but this little being of chaos.... #I don't think he'd mind much after a while

[secretdonderwolk]

fave thing about max is how he says everything like it's the most obvious thing in the world and you're lowkey kinda dumb for needing him to say it at all. of course i would have a hundred cats if i could. of course i'm the best and everyone's trying to lure me to their team. of course i would rather be at home right now. of course i hate sprint races and street circuits. of course i think daniel's the hottest person alive. duh. next question.

#maxiel #his delivery kills me everytime #when he's asked cats or dogs #and he's like of course both because they look so cute sleeping next to each other? duh? why do you need me to spell that out for you #it's so funny #anyway

[binary-bird]

the spot(ify) playlist track list and details under the cut!

(best listened in order, so you can gradually hear him get Worse, like in the film)

hideous - mehro

Head On (Hold On To Your Heart) - Man Man

Same Man I Was Before - Oingo Boingo

The Whole World and You - Tally Hall

Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon

Dirty Imbecile - The Happy Fits

You're Nobody Till Somebody Wants You Dead - Saint Motel

Sticking It to Myself - Jonathan Coulton

Brand New Day - Neil Patrick Harris

Revenge, And a Little More - Unlike Pluto

I'm Gonna Win - Rob Cantor

Who's Laughing Now - Goldfinger

Laplace's Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!) - Will Wood

Reconstructing Science (Portal 2) - Pascal Michael Stiefel

Goliath - Woodkid

special mentions/tracks that didn't make the list:

Exile Vilify - The National (it's not on spotify anymore ): )

Particle Man - They Might Be Giants (a bit too silly, but it has the vibes)

Shostakovich's Waltz No. 2 (it sounds like his theme! and I'd ramble about the implications of that if anyone asks LOL)

here's a close-up too as a bonus

(the lineart for the objects are different because he took them from different dimensions.)

#the spot #johnathon ohnn #across the spiderverse #'what does he need a chair for if he's just floating in space??' idk its funny #also its based on one of the poses from his concept art #i'll probably edit this mix over time #especially since we have yet to see btsv #of course i included a portal song why wouldnt i?

[bearscones]

Between the journey of Eyjafjalla getting closure from her parents’ death, the sheep, and Bison becoming more independent, the most eye-opening thing is that Snowsant is Swire’s sugar baby.

#arknights #So long adele #Okay it’s not canon #I just find it exceptionally funny how Swire just gives an entire ass store for Snowsant to manage #Like she literally gave all the goods she needed in order to run the thing #Of course her ulterior motive is to gage Siesta’s profitability and run the stores out #But to hand it off to a girl who has social anxiety is a choice #Like she really must have faith Snowsant to do it #Like…come on Swire you’re not slick #Snowsant told her not to give her money and Swire has to find ways to help her #Swire aspires to be a sugar mommy to a woman that has no interest in it #In short I’m shipping them b/c confidant woman x anxious mess is a weak spot for me #Spoilers

[comradekatara]

i think the reason that a lot of people don’t recognize how fucked up sokka is is due to the fact that sokka himself refuses to acknowledge it. he is extremely repressed and operating on so many layers of cognitive dissonance that he doesn’t even realize that he is not in fact “normal” or “mentally stable” or “healthy.” part of sokka being extremely fucked up is also refusing to acknowledge or confront that he is remotely fucked up. so he generally presents like a well-functioning person who, despite being incredibly cerebral, doesn’t have a particularly rich inner life. but that’s only because he’s walled off every single aspect of his existence that causes him (real) pain or sadness or grief, put it in a vault and then buried it. and confronting any of it, even a little bit (like admitting that he felt abandoned by his father leaving, or that he misses his mother, or any other normal expression of pain that katara has no problem communicating) would mean confronting all the harmful logic he has internalized regarding his identity and denial of his own inherent humanity. so even though he seems like he has no filter and loves to complain, he is actually performing pretty much constantly. for the sake of those to whom he feels obligated, but mostly for himself.

#he and nanami kiryuu need to unionize #and then withhold their labor (their job of course being. getting hit over the head with god’s mallet) #sokka #analysis #anyway i felt like expanding on this point per my last post #and also due to a discussion i had the other day #with someone who claimed i was ‘unfairly implying that sokka is mentally ill’ 😭😭😭 #i do think understanding this though is the key between sokka enthusiasts (‘hehe funny little guy’) and Sokka Scholars(TM) #‘why do u care so much about this guy he is the comic relief’ #because if i don’t. who will!!!!!!!!!!! #no but because he is genuinely fucking INTERESTING okay #he is a COMPELLING character who is FUN to ANALYZE #[mai voice] you cannot fathom the depths of SOKKA.

[al8estos]

Sorry for no art… I’m working on things I swear. Anyways aggie doodles upon ye

#helmet party #they ran over spy on their way to golden coral #or is it corral? #I don’t know #my art tag #sketches #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #tf2 soldier #applejack #I love drawing with friends on aggie #that’s when my silly comes out #there’s a lot more drawings of course but i would need to ask my friends for permission first #fanart #funnies

[subistaw]

:))) gone girl au

#markwardo #my art #its GONE GIRL AU #I don't know what else to say #the social network #Listen it's all David fincher fault!!! #Also it would be so funny because Eduardo doesn't even need to try frame mark #Everyone would be like of course he killed him!! #Look at his dead fish eyes!! #Sean would be the only one suspicious about this haha #tsn

[sirazaroff]

How do you think Velvet flirts with Coco?

This is one of the funniest asks I ever got and im glad cause this is just gold. Like how does the Bun™️ woo her stupid bozo??
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I have my biased takes on what Coco and Velvet are like as characters, but to start off I wanna focus on what Vel brings to the table.

I think a lot of people have moe’d her down to a nervous/scaredy bunny girl and…that’s not her at all. She’s a real multilayered character who can and will kick your ass flat. She’s also…

- very very attentive to people

- excellent at memorizing things she sees and hears, and quickly at that

- very emotionally in tune with people, herself included

- insanely kind and helpful

- honest about her feelings and will voice her thoughts when ready

Also she’s a bunny like come on. Is baby. It’s impossible to not find her likable.

I can go on forever, but I think these are enough likable traits to work with.


Time to shift. Now we focus on what I think Coco likes in a person:

- Hot girls

- Complexity

- Someone true to their nature

- Some sense of honor

- Someone striving to learn and to better themselves

Hopefully it’s not lost here, but there’s some compatibility don’t you think? Velvet’s got some of those traits that Coco likes.

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So where’s the flirting? It’s coming I swear, I just needed the background info to help support the answers.

Bun bun flirts two ways: intentionally and unintentionally. The latter is usually what’s happening most often.

Her intentional flirting is what you would expect. Some cheeky words, being a playful tease in her actions like when she flashed her camera in After the Fall. I think she would 1000% take advantage of her physique and incredibly vast skillsets. She is totally totally showing off during training and sparring. Coco might hide her gaze under her glasses but that dumb bitch is so easy. So so easy…

Now her unintentional flirting is basically that Velvet is just doing her thing. She’s comfortable and loved by her team. With them she’s able to be herself and have fun, and that’s what coco loves most. Seeing Velvet thrive and not feel like she has to hide herself away from the world, and with it comes moments and actions that make Coco, much to her surprise, fall for Velvet.

I guess simply put, Velvet flirts by being her cheeky self around Coco, and her leader falls for her every time.

#fooze #smugm3ss #rwby #rwby fanart #velvet scarlatina #rwby velvet #coco adel #rwby coco #crosshares #rwby crosshares #of course these are just my playful opinions #but yeah I mean these two kiddos are funny and idiot goobers but they’re also so sugary sweet to each other #without any compromise to their personalities either #I just wanted to answer this already but I had a lot more tender moments planned for these two to show #I’m a firm believer that they’re perfectly made for each other. they kinda remind me of bees but just. different you know? #wow Fooze so much stuff to answer a simple question~ SORRY IDK I HAVE THOUGHTS and it takes months to get them out okay?!?! #probably doesn’t even make sense either! #anyways velvets favorite pastime is raising coco’s bp just by looking at her for longer than 5 seconds #sorry if this is also formatted weird I’ll fix it tomorrow if need be

[shadeswift99]

...So just so we’re clear. The players in The Death Game, during the second episode of the scarce amount of time at the beginning of The Death Game where effort is mostly devoted to preparation and alliance making because later there will be no time due to The Killing And Dying Associated With The Death Game, got bored and decided there wasn’t enough death so they abandoned said preparations and used a part of that scarce time of mercy to watch an organized ring fight. Yeah? Okay cool just making sure

#limited life #limited life spoilers #it makes Sense but it's still so funny hdfkjds #like guys...guys...you're already in lord of the flies sim minecraft edition you didn't need to make it MORE dangerous #except of course they did #because what else did you expect when you gather together a bunch of people who like The Death Game #of course they're gonna get bored and start smacking each other that's the entire basis of the game dhfksjd #I'm just already sitting back and relishing how mundane and regrettable stuff like that is going to feel when we're down to the wire #when people don't have so much life left to throw around

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

“Rory?” Her own voice says, but she’s not the one speaking, he is. “Jess.” She growls, insanely angry instinctively, suddenly. It feels different than it usually does, and it has to be because of the body. Normally anger is a bit like heartburn, but this is all heart, hot, strong, searing. She gasps from the sensation. “What-?” Jess starts, then stops, slapping hands over face. “Wait, wait, wait”, he mumbles, “the headache, I fell asleep in my car-” his words are quick and sound like her. He goes quiet, stops breathing, removes the hands and widens the blue eyes in unmistakable recognition. She gapes, points at him, herself, jeez. “You did this!”

Imagine being stuck in the body of your ex, imagine your ex being stuck in your body.

A Form of Attraction ↳ A Literati body swap AU by @mrsmess

#literati fanfiction #fanfic rec #literati #jess mariano #rory gilmore #jess x rory #rory x jess #gilmore girls #literatiedit #jessmarianoedit #rorygilmoreedit #gilmoregirlsedit #my gifs #* #this fic is SO funny! #of course it’s not *just* that #but I particularly loved this aspect of it #I need everyone to read it and revel in its greatness

[literallyjusttoa]

I think it’s so funny that a lot of the other ToA artists I see default to Lester’s outfits in the first book (the Led Zeppelin shirt, Paolo’s bandana, Will’s flannel, etc.) meanwhile I’m over here beating the dead horse of the red hoodie from the ToN cover that I’m not even sure he wore during the actual book.

#of course I’ve seen other artists use the red hoodie too it’s just funny #this is a self-callout post btw I need to move on from that poor hoodie #look through my Lester art and see how much I use that hoodie it’s a problem at this point #trials of apollo #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos #sunny speaks