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ver0nica985 · 3 months
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I miss my wife.
-😜🎉
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!
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artofnana · 8 months
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snowgsf · 4 months
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This was all with Aunt Google's help, so don't judge me.
Warnings: There's nothing behind it, it's just obscenity, so just obscenity
Tara Carpenter X Reader G!p
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— Are you going to do drama for a beat too? — The girl looks at me angrily.
— Don't be an idiot, you're twice my size, do you really think that if your shoulder hits mine it won't hurt? — I roll my eyes.
— As always, making a great drama, like everything you say and ask. — I see the girl's eyes slightly relax.
— Great, since it's drama, it's over. — I blink a few times in surprise.
- He finished?
— Yeah, it's over, if you'll excuse me I'm going to pack my bags.
I look at Tara as she walks away towards the closet. I stay still in place, well, I know that what happened at dinner wasn't a girl's drama, we're having a deal, right? Even though I don't want to admit it, I'm having a thing with her, a thing where we agreed that we wouldn't be with anyone else.
It looks like a relationship, but it's not.
— Tara, calm down, don't think you're making a decision too quickly.
I go into the closet and see her packing her bags.
— No, I'm not, I'm honestly fed up with it. It was nice of us hooking up, really, but the moment we agreed that we wouldn't hook up with anyone else and you ignored me for that shitty bitch, I realized it wasn't going to work out.
— Is it okay?
— That's it, we'll put an end to this thing, there's no way I'm going to see some bitch come on to you and I have to keep quiet.
I hold my smile that wanted to appear.
- You are jealous?
- Yes! — She responds brusquely and points to herself. — I want you for myself, understand, for me-
I interrupt her dialogue by placing my mouth on hers.
She pulls her face closer to mine, feeling her soft, warm lips. Her hands go towards my wet blouse. Without thinking much I just move away to take it off, then I come back and put our mouths together again.
- You already have me. — She smiles against my mouth when I kiss her again.
I feel her tongue on mine, making different sensations pass through my body, one of the main ones is excitement, something that always happens when it's her.
I lower my hands to her waist and squeeze with some force. Her hands go down my sports bra to the hem of my pants, but soon her hands return to my breasts again, where she enters the piece of cloth.
I let out a happy sigh at the contact.
— You drive Me crazy
I kissed her neck while I felt her hands on my breasts, her mouth was open, letting out low moans, her fingers played freely with the tip of my breasts.
— Y/n, don’t mess around. — I smile against her neck, I take my hand to her blouse, and without delay I take it off her body.
A moan escapes my lips when I now feel my entire torso bare. Slowly, with our mouths in a bold kiss, we walked to the bed.
I pull her sleep shorts down, thanking all that is Most Holy that she doesn't wear anything else.
— So delicious. — I moan in her ear while her hand holds my hard volume. — Damn, you still don't understand baby? You are the only one. — I take my hand between her legs, touching her clitoris, receiving a moan in return. — Mi amor, only your pussy holds me, don't you still understand that? — I start moving my fingers in circles, stimulating her clitoris in a way that I know she likes, feeling her excitement on my fingers makes me get harder if that's possible.
— Oh, fuck. — I smile against her neck, I move my lips down her chin to her breasts, where I put my mouth, making my girl moan louder and place her fingers in my hair and squeeze.
I leave hickeys all over her naked body, I only stop when my mouth is close to her pussy, I kiss her thigh before doing something I love, sinking my mouth there.
I let out a contented moan when I taste her, Tara also moans, she presses her fingers tighter between my hair making my head stay there.
I slowly pass my tongue over her clitoris, I move away a little just to separate her labia majora and I can suck her center, I take two fingers there, penetrating slowly while my tongue plays with her sensitive spot.
Tara's moans get louder, making her grip on my hair tighten, and her liquid drip more and more.
I start to move my fingers slowly, I kiss my way up to her mouth and I take the opportunity to kiss her while her mouth is open.
Tara moans against my lips, feeling her own taste of excitement, I move my fingers faster and stronger, I look at her eyes that were now open.
Her beautiful brown eyes were dilated, her hair was loose and drops of sweat ran down her neck, her excitement became greater, I took advantage and added another finger. A louder moan still escapes her beautiful lips.
Her body curves towards my hand. I open a smile and bring my mouth to her neck where I slowly bite it. Inside she goes to the sheet, where she squeezes it.
I slowly bring my mouth to her ear, sigh there and without realizing it, I moved my hips against her leg.
— Damn girl, you can't imagine how I'm imagining her mouth around my dick right now. — Tara moans louder, squeezing me tighter with her legs closing. - Open your legs.
Without contesting the girl tries to keep her legs open. I feel her walls squeeze my fingers, her arousal dripping down my fingers.
— Y/n, please. — I smile, I take my fingers out of her when I feel like she's going to cum. A moan of disapproval escapes her lips.
Without caring, I pull down my wet pants and underwear, taking them off and throwing them anywhere there.
A surprised moan escapes my sweaty lips Tara began to masturbate me slowly.
— Let me suck you. —Speak against my cheek. - Please. — I smile mischievously. — Or, fuck my throat, please let me feel your dick in the back of my throat. — I pull her body to the edge of the bed, when we are at the edge, I get up from the bed, standing up, without thinking much Tara got out of the bed and gets on her knees, placing the tip of my dick on her lips.
I sigh when I feel her tongue licking me, I open a smile and as she looks, her beautiful doe eyes are fixed on me.
— You're going to take my dick like a good slut right Tar? You will take my cock to the back of your throat without complaining. — Tara quickly agrees, I take my hands to her hair, lightly squeezing her strands before slowly starting to enter Tara's mouth.
At first I only put it in until the tip and took it out, but soon after Tara had relaxed her throat I fucked her mouth.
Tara choked, but at no point did she want to stop, I moaned while her hands went to my balls, massaging them.
I squeeze her hair and throw my head back, I leave work for a while with the girl kneeling in front of me. She sank her mouth around my cock, taking it to the back of her throat, making her nose hit my belly.
— Such a good slut for me, damn, I'm dying to cum in your throat baby, but the thing I want most right now is to cum deep in your pussy.
I force her mouth to come off my shaft, I see tears coming down her beautiful eyes, her cheeks are red and she is panting.
Without me needing to say anything, she sits on my lap, gripping her thigh as her wet pussy touches my dick.
Without thinking much, the girl on my lap starts moving her hips, rubbing herself against me, I just watch her features, but just when she's about to cum I force her to stop.
— Please, Y/n, I need it, it hurts. — Tears streamed down her eyes, but I really didn't care about her crying at the moment.
— Ride me, love, take my dick in your pussy, wasn't that what you said, that you wanted me all to yourself? — She quickly agrees as she takes my tip to her wet entrance. — Then take my cock like a slut, like the beautiful slut you are — I kiss her neck.
Slowly Tara sits on my dick, slowly, I feel the sensation of wonder that is in my girl's pussy, I let out a moan when without any delay she sits down at once. Making my dick go all the way to the stalk.
— Damn girl.
So her hips don't take long to move. Going up and down, making her small breasts swing in my face, my hands on her waist helped her to go at a speed that didn't make her tired quickly.
That's it, I'll stop here 😀
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was absolutely stopped in my tracks and BLOWN away yesterday at work when a coworker called me pure; I literally haven't been called that in over a decade and there's always been something about it that rubs me the wrong way
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arcanewonder · 5 months
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this is not a love story, but there is love in it.
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muncedes · 10 months
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some-pers0n · 1 year
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"The mercs are all maniacs who, at the very least, enjoy the thrill of killing a person," and "the mercs are human and can easily show sympathy, empathy, and more complicated emotions and feelings than what we see in the game," are two statements that can coexist.
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somerandoidkletmein2 · 5 months
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Medicine is where i doodle dumb shit...
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caligvlasaqvarivm · 18 days
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Personally, the most surprising thing is Karkat <3 Calliope here. I personally HC Calliope as not really fully capable/interested in <3 spectrum of relationship (which would make her on aro spectrum in a way) but this kind of relationship it seems like a cool idea to consider.
yeah, the way i have it, the Only reason she's able to do a flushed relationship at all is because it's with karkat "mixed signals" vantas. people watching from the outside think it sometimes looks more pitch than calliope's relationship with her actual kismesis LOL
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lilflowerpot · 23 days
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Hi! Hope ur well, just wondering how the galra would feel about ivf and surrogate mothers and such things.
Also, would diabazaal have had any other religious groups or did they have one decided belief
I've actually addressed both Imperial surrogacy, and the Empire's major religious groups (along with a follow-up regarding various funerary rites) before!
I know my blog has rather a lot to comb through at this point, but for those of you not in the know, I //am// a meticulous tagger, so you can notably narrow down my posts to just the worldbuilding ones if you take a gander at #galra history & culture!
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00127am · 1 month
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tiger's not-so-interesting life update!
to explain my not-so-serious absence from my blog...
i'm taking a leave of absence from my university for the remainder of this semester for mental health reasons
i dyed my hair ginger!
the ghost of major birthdays past (quite literally every single milestone birthday i've been ill out of my mind) has come to haunt me and i got extremely sick the past two days but i'm feeling much better today!
the right arrow key on my laptop broke and it's more infuriating that anything i have ever experienced in my life
after a short-lived stint of not having the motivation to write/feeling as if it was a job, i feel excited to pick up all my works again and update them!
it's my birthday tomorrow (march 15th!)
thank you guys for all the love in my absence and i'm looking forward to get back into my daily posting and nonsense. more than that, i've missed everyone maybe a bit too much dearly so please take care of me for my revival!
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sendpseuds · 3 months
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I have been shading in Anakin’s lips for about 53 years
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mensiscollar · 10 months
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here's how many attempts each bloodborne boss took me in my first run, the only one i couldn't get to yet is logarius sorry logarius
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robo-legs · 2 years
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He sat with his head in his hands, red spattered across his face. To be surrounded by gore and death was difficult - but it was tolerable. It was work, and he had the comfort of knowing that those he killed would most likely respawn and go about the rest of their day with nothing more than a minor crick in the neck.
To watch someone so enraptured by it and willingly go about gunning innocents down was hard to stomach.
Matt's knee bounced. He could smell the food being offered to him and it made him feel sick. Matt smacked it away. "How the fuck can you eat that shit now while your... " He gestured to the blood and exploded bits of human strewn about. "...doing that?"
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bloodpen-to-paper · 4 months
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Everyone got sent to the same area after the event ended and they all immediately started killing each other
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boxwinebaddie · 5 months
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OK, HI UNCLE NINA!! So, when I read rm4 oh so long ago and thought abt like Stan's grandpas coat jacket- whatever, yk what i'm talking about, I made a silly lil hc pertaining to the TFBW game. So like imagine all the lil kiddies are running around, having a blast or whatever the sp kids do when they play superheroes. And that day Toolshed brought his coat for one particular reason. Or two, actually. "To make sure you stay warm while flying around, Kite! And- and look cool doing it." IDK just a thought that he made a habit of giving Human Kite his jacket often, and Kite did usually make a fuss over it, but couldn't reject it. Does Uncle Nina approve? :) <33
AAAAAA no absolutely!!!! my stamp of approval indefinitely :')
i actually think all of the stans have some form of large jacket to lend kyle, like for pep stan i think it's prolly his football letterman jacket ( i feel like theres a bunch of emo boy pins all over it and kyle just gets to wear marsh 04 on his back all the time which...cuuute ),
rm!stan is obviously abuelo walks leather jacket love that gay king,
and idk what it is for my actual tfbw stan but kind spicy if his grandfather was hailed as this big famous superhero and stan got his jacket but woopsie...he was actually a big villain! trauma alert! xx
but yes...okay. absolutely this.
( i just started talking abt stan sharing his jacket for five years soz there is some tfbw at the end i'm sorry i got distracted help smh )
rm!stan definitely put kyle in his jacket all the time, that anemic king. because he looked good in it but like mostly because he was in LUV.
( i feel like they swapped and stan wore kyles orange jacket a lot <3 and kyle actually felt comfortable in stans jacket bc it was breathable and he wasn't like...trying to hide himself in that big coat...im sad )
also like tbh one of the most painful parts of rm is that ravenstan and jerseykyle weren't even like pep!style where it was confusing like...they were mutually obsessed with eachother. i would even go as far to say rm!stan was like insane k-garten peppermint stan except he relentlessly played the long game w/ kyle until he...died. rip.
...if you want to get really sad during your nice cute hc, please know that kyle only has the jacket because he was wearing it on the night stan disappeared :( also when the news broke that he died and all the ambulances and police cars were out he was just in stans jacket, pushing past yellow tape, trying to get to that burned up house like, watching them put shelley in a body bag, asking about stan, SCREAMING w/ his knees in the snow, crying getting carted off :(
....truly awful. THEY WERE IN LOVE YOUR HONOR! I HATE MY LIFE!
i mentioned pep!stan up there for a minute and them being confusing and like...i'm gonna fight stan because he was soooo...like i swear anytime it was dipped under like 40 degrees, stan just took his hoodie off and gave it to kyle, like if he even sniffled or looked cold, it was like immediate. so pep!kyle just Lives in his jackets ( i don't even think wendy got to wear them because kyle always got them rip ) like his football jacket and all his big emo boy band hoodies...like MAN!
its just like an unspoken agreement...he just like loves kyle and doesn't want him to get sick, so he gives him his jacket :((( LIKE I THINK PEPSTAN HAS GOTTEN PNEUMONIA MULTIPLE TIMES and downplayed it so hard so kyle wouldn't worry, but like just got rained and snowed on and was freezing all the time so kyle would stay dry </////33 i'm crying your honor
oh also if anyone else gives pep!kyle their hoodie its literally onsight stan gets so SALTY ABOUT IT like whos that from is he ur boyfriend LIKE SHUT UUUUUUP SHUT UP i love u jealous stan...smh. just kiss.
okay i'm almost done but you mentioned tfbw and i don't know who saw all my insane tfbw au musings but i hced that weather alien kyle was given a hand-me-down cloak that was made of the atmosphere and is basically resistant to all weather.
BUT UH STAN DOESNT KNOW THAT!!!
so i bet you little pre-tool shed stan in his jacket just gives it to kite!kyle in human form as a little kid so they stay covered...which is just really special to them and funny as fuck because kite!kyle basically has protection against all weather but just out of the goodness of his heart, shed!stan not knowing ky has alien powers just bc he cares abt them...puts them in his jacket.
i do think kyle used their secret alien powers to keep stan safe a lot and he just thought he was lucky...crying help.
anyways...Tada!
-uncle nina, ceo of the stan jacket agenda
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