#sha la la

[elderidgeart]

You can't sha la la you're way out of this one, Andrew

#andrew hozier byrne #the hoziest #unreal unearth #who we are #son of nyx #sha la la #SHA LA LA BABY #unkown/nth #to someone from a warm climate #uiscefhuaraithe

[dirtyoldrocknroll]

no one:

me, to myself, softly: ˢʰᵃ ᴸᵃ ᴸᵃ

#hozier #unknown / nth #sha la la

[1000-year-old-virgin]

Winnetka Bowling League - Sha La La

#Winnetka Bowling League #Sha La La #music #2024 #SoundCloud

[mortallywingeddeer]

infinitely sufferning

#anyway #sha la la

[riversonfire]

Day 12: A song about positivity

Literally the first song that came to mind! Lots of Pentagon songs are full of positive messages but this is my favorite.

#ptg #sha la la #30 day kpop challenge! #music! #Spotify

[hippiegirlel]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHA LA LA IN THESE CONDITIONS ANDREW

#hozier #unknown / nth #unknown #unknown by hozier #francesca #unreal unearth #unrealunearth #sha la la 😔💔 #crying rn #how could he do this to me #andrew hozier byrne #this man cannot be real

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

HIII can u do the prompt number 5 for floyd pls :D (romantic)

Also i saw that you eanted ppl to put 2 backup characters and prompts so my backup characters are lilia and leona and my backup prompts are the fairytale scene and the taste of salt :D (also romantic)

Take ur time and ty ! 😍

Tandem Bike; Floyd Leech

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, established relationship

Content Warning; Swearing(?), semi-serious mortal peril /hj

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; I hope you know how to ride a bike, cuz Floyd is no help in the matter! Hope you enjoy!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

“I don’t think this is a good idea, Floyd,” you gulped, looking down the hill.

Floyd laughed behind you on the tandem bicycle, and you could feel the bike reverberate from it. “Ehhh, are ya scared?~” 

You dug your heels into the ground, making sure that the both of you wouldn’t end up going down the hill without knowing where you were going. The last thing you needed was to hit a pothole or a big enough rock and end up getting hurt. “Not scared,” you huffed, “just thinking.”

Floyd rolled his eyes, “We’ll just be up here all day then! Come on, Shrimpy.” He nudged your feet, but you dug your feet in further, cementing the bike into place. Floyd sighed and slumped his head on your shoulder. “You were the one that wanted to ride this thingy, but now you’re gettin’ cold feet about it?”

You took in a deep breath. Yes, it was your idea to take the cute tandem bike you found in the shed out for a spin, but your cycling partner had never ridden a bike before, and you also didn’t want to crash. “Just give me a minute, okay.” You clenched your hands on and off the brakes.

Floyd just looked at you curiously, before a wild smile took over his face. And when you eased up on the brakes again, he pushed you both forward. “Minute’s up!~”

And down the hill you went. Being angry could wait for later, as your main concern was making sure you were both staying upright and avoiding the aforementioned potholes and rocks. Floyd was cackling behind you, helping you steer a bit, but mainly just enjoying the wind wiping up his hair and watering up his eyes. And eventually, you started slowing down, coming to a more manageable pace that didn’t leave your hands clenching for dear life on the handlebars. But once you came to a complete stop you exploded in laughter; a mix of relief that you hadn’t died, of pure joy, and the infectious cackle that was coming from behind you.

“See, Shrimpy! That was fun,” Floyd poked you in the back. 

You got off the bike, legs a bit shaky from the adrenaline. “Yeah, it was a little bit fun.” Wait, I'm supposed to be mad at him! You could never stay mad at him for very long though.

Well, gravity is a thing, a thing that Floyd was not accounting for, and he wasn’t supporting the bike up, so he and the bike tumbled to the ground. And instead of sulking, he just laughed and got right back up.

“Wanna go again?~ This time I’ll steer!” He laughed, and hugged you, squeezing you gently.

You let out a long sigh, decompressing. “No, absolutely not,” you pushed against him slightly so you could put your hands on his shoulders.

Floyd pouted, “You’re no fun ya know.” There was no bite, he was just being pouty since he was planning on making you shriek as you both had no idea where you were going, but downhill, and downhill fast.

You hummed, kissing his cheek to bring him out of the dour mood. “And you’re no fun if you can’t go on little adventures with me. Can’t do that if we crash on that cursed thing,” you pointed your chin at the bike.

Floyd looked briefly at the bike before turning his attention back to you. “Okay, okay, okay, I got the memo, Shrimpy…” He placed a quick kiss and bite on your lips before pulling back with a wink, taking a look at his handy work. 

You could feel the slight sting. His bite wasn’t sharp enough to draw blood, but it was enough to make them puffy. “Are you proud of your handiwork?” 

“Mhm!~” Floyd pressed another kiss to your lips, but this time it was gentle, soothing the stinging sensation.

And you bit his lip back, deciding that you deserved some sweet vengeance.

Floyd pulled back, and the shocked look on his face turned into pure glee and he was doubled over laughing again. “Damn, Shrimpy! I should do that more often!~”

Wait, what?

~~~~~~~

Tags: @azulashengrottospiano, @eynnwwyjth, @hydra-sea, @identity-theft-101, @krenenbaker, @officialdaydreamer00, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #floyd leech #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech x gn reader #sha la la la my oh my! go on and ~kiss da eel~ #we all know he would fucking bite reader's lips since he's a tall lil shit #also rip if you don't know how to ride a bike cuz neither does floyd; just pretend that you can for this [i can't ride a bike; we would die #red! #a first-time requester too! i can deliver more goods if you don't eat my damn cats. if you're nice and polite to me; you get treats #i don't really have much else to say; but i'm happy that i got to use the tandem bike prompt for floyd

[waterbornabyss]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHA LA LA IN THESE CONDITIONS!?!? 😭

#hozier #andrew hozier byrne #unreal unearth #unknown nth #sha la la baby #Spotify

[max1mus]

✺ ˳ 𓏸 CRAZY ! But she's Mine, Damn I Lose ..my Mind ˚

666 ៹ ( DANCING EVERY NIGHT ) ! ⛰️ ❊ 　

˚  ⠀ ⊹  ☠️ ขอน !? ≈ ₍ 𓆩. @ninowhk ˳   ♡ 𓆪 ₎

#⠀🦤⠀ . ° singing: sha la la la la. ’ sha la la ! [ la la ]⠀⁺⠀ #taehyung moodboard #taehyung icons #taehyung layouts #taehyung edits #taehyung headers #taehyung wallpapers #taehyung packs #taehyung bios #taehyung users #v moodboard #v icons #v layouts #v edits #v wallpapers #v bts #taehyung bts #bts #bts moodboard #bts icons #bts layouts #messy moodboard #indie moodboard #grunge moodboard #★ : max '' aesth – use with credits ! #messy taehyung #indie taehyung #grunge taehyung #nocreativity #like or reblog

[vikas-room]

hey i made a little bitsy game you can play it in your browser

cw: depression, eating disorders

#mypost #jamedev #bitsy #dug this up and finished it over the past two days #its (retroactively) named after oom sha la la by haley heynderickx

[crabsdaily]

*hozier voice*

sha la la

#truly the switch between the YELLING of the bridge #and the tiny sha la las #hits EVERY TIME #hozier #unknown / nth

[mortallywingeddeer]

you know I'm good on my own

#sha la la

[peri-requiem]

Sha-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La

#the little mermaid live action #ariel #prince eric #halle bailey #jonah hauer king #disney gifs #the little mermaid gifs #eye strain cw #my gifs #sha la la la la la me oh my look at the pizza pie #movies #the little mermaid #disney #the little mermaid 2023

[nerosdayinanime]

slut squad

#kny sabito #sabito #uzui tengen #tomioka giyuu #tengen #giyuu #loserboy giyuu posting #fratboy sabito posting #neros art tag #biker au #ig lmao #sha la la la la(heavy young heathens) #kny modern au

[possibly-a-table-or-just-gay]

hozier really out here speaking directly to my mental health issues

#DO YOU KNOW I COULD BREAK BENEATH THE WEIGHT #IF THE GOODNESS LOVE I STILL CARRY FOR YOU #THAT ID WALK SO FAR JUST TO TAKE THE INJURY OF FINALLY KNOWIN' YOU #IT AINT THE BEING ALONE #(sha la la) #IT AINT THE EMPTY HOME BABY #(sha la la~) #YOU KNOW IM GOOD ON MY OWN #(~sha la la) #SHA LA LA BABYY #YOU KNOW ITS MORE TO BEING UNKOWN #im feeling fucking TARGETED #andrew how could you DO this to me #hozier #andrew hozier byrne #unreal unearth #unknown / nth #CUS YOU WERE LIKE AN ANGEL TO ME

[orpheuslament]

DO YOU KNOW I COULD BREAK BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF THE GOODNESS LOVE I STILL CARRY FOR YOU THAT ID WALK SO FAR JUST TO TAKE THE INJURY OF FINALLY KNOWING YOU

#sha la la...... #hozier #dante.txt