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#she always does this
xignis · 1 year
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morgan-fairchild · 1 year
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Everyone when Tatiana ruined Alastair and Thomas' mistletoe moment
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Ok so she's just going to keep releasing a deluxe version that's lightyears better than the standard.
She ALWAYS does this
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darktecno · 1 year
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Weirdo
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delicatefalice · 8 months
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taylor swift making an announcement this morning
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kaboozlegroove · 8 months
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I’m missing the family Hanukkah party and there’s low stakes drama! The best kind!!
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lekopoofball · 11 months
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“I’m not good at English, so I can’t speak English.” - Dami, in English
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thesinlesssinner · 1 year
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My mom: don’t worry that you lost your disability we’ll help you financially until you get it back.
Me: what about all those times you’d promise to help me and then immediately when the time came said “lol sorry we don’t have any money” and I had no help?
My mom: you’re a monster how dare you hold me accountable for a repeating pattern of behavior that directly hurts you and my grandchild
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dude i have issues
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shadow-coolness · 3 months
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Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Luigi is? Because Luigi is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
Daisy during a Royal Meeting
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possamble · 7 days
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hiii everybody are you normal about Falin showing Laios the same little spell that Marcille showed her? are you normal about Falin remembering it fondly enough that it was one of the first things she showed her brother while trying to teach him magic?
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Today, a Vietnamese guy just follow our car all the way to my office and ask us for gas money. We gave him $30 and gave him our phone number but forgot to take any contact information from him. I mean I had to get to work, I am already late! Idk if we will ever get that money back from him...
My mom is like why did you give him $30. I am like I ask you how much to give and you said $10 and I did that. He said he needs $20 but I don't have another $10 lying around so I had to give him another $20. So idk why mom is upset at me. -.-
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honeydjarin · 6 months
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Got all dressed up in my (super low key) Zoro costume and now one of my friends is flaking on our plans 😭
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Me, last month: is it too early to send you a link for something I want for Christmas?
My mother: yeah, I'll definitely forget about it.
Me, a few days ago: can I ask what your budget is for Christmas; I don't want a lot I just want to narrow down what I really want to ask for and make sure there's no left over budget for you to buy weird things with.
My mother: I've already bought you a bunch of stuff that you sent me on Pinterest!
Me: ... You don't use Pinterest. The last thing I sent you on there was in June and it was a recipe. What the fuck have you been buying??
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fvckmnstrs · 8 months
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Gracie! I told you not to tell anyone and you made a whole song out of it!
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