#she still is one of my faves btw

[sharkdays]

yall aint gonna believe this. LOOK WHAT I JUST BOUGHT

#im fucking shitting my pants over here #HORIZONS MERCH #AND ITS OF MY TWO FAVES #GOODBYE. IM HAPPY FOREVER #FORVER SILLY GOING HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE #i checked and theres nothing for the redt of the cast as far as i can tell… #BUT STILL AMETHIO??? LIKO Makes Sense shes yhe Protag. #BUT AME??? MY OTHER FAVE #NOT COMPLAINING AT ALL #yeah he’s gonna become a good guy guys watch (coping w lack of ame content) #anyways. SORRY IM FREAKING OUT IM SO HAPPY IM GONNA HAVE MY GUYS ON A T SHIRT #full credit goes to @/the-spam-specialist btw #i would have never seen this if it werent for your post so if you see this THANK YOUUU #they have the link on a reblog of their post #but if anyone sees this and also wants one ill send it your way or put it in the comments of yhis post or something idk #anyways bye peace and live and joy happiness forever #shark speaks

[turianosauruswrex]

the party seriously underestimating the Dark Urge, pt. 1

#i might have a pt. 2 if astarion ever fuckin speaks to me again #he died ONE TIME and i revivified him immediately after and he's all of a sudden just 'i don't have time for chit chat!' #like BOI #it is only by the power and good-will of tempus you are still kickin!!! #gale's is my fave tho like ''oh you want to murder? we've all been there buddy; you work customer service?'' #same energy #love him. love my dumb ass wizard husband. #vex plays bg3 #this is my durge btw!!! her name is elegy and she's a tempus cleric #baldur's gate 3

[punkrock-bottom]

#music #my faves #while she sleeps #to the flowers #I’m still not over this btw #legit one of my fave songs of the decade #Spotify

[red-dyed-sarumane]

theres characters u see & immediately decide "this ones mine" and then theres characters u look at and go "well this isnt anything special" & walk away but they trail u like a bored cat until u fall in love with them

#thinking about the 'is the first vocaloid u liked still ur fave' post i saw like a week ago #yeah. i looked at lapis & went i like THIS one. & i still do #rime on the other hand heard me say shes kafu but not & decided to personally change my mind #she was like hm. no. unacceptable. u are going to like me. watch this. & proceeded to not leave me alone #and it worked. she cant surpass lapis but she might be passing kafu at this point #esp when like fuyuu or magu use rime. or like daibaku hashins ookami. they make her sound so good. #naisho no pierce should use her once. please. for me. i want to hear her with their tuning #i have a bunch of irl things going on but i NEED to use her next i NEED to shes fun. u will be seeing her from me. #u can take this post away from the tagged context btw idc

[fourteenthz]

Btw I finished everything from 6.5 finally and my take is

#this might be my favorite patch btw i just wanted to talk abt lyna for a bit bc I ADORE HER and it makes me happie that she was there #I REALLY LIKE MSQ I adore the parallels with ffiv and as SOON as i saw zero staring back at her reflection I WAS LIKE #SO SHE IS GOING TO BE CECIL #LIKE IN MOUNT ORDEALS !!! YEAH !!! so i was the entity of msq going “shes going to transform into a paladin AAANY minute now” #SHE DID !! and that is my fav trial from these last patches btw I adore rubicant but yeah 🫡 zeromus won 🫡 #it was just. so cool. i adore the mechanics so much and it felt right the moment and everything #it isn't my fav moment in the msq now but it's a satisfying one and they really brought some shb moments to remins us of the good stuff^tm #but with so many good raids going one the msq seems A BIT lackey but just bc the raid series are WAY TOO GOOD #something something i almost had an anxiety attack when the twelve were leaving TRULY i was destroyed #but them deryk did THAT FACE ^TM and I was BAWLING MY EYES #this guy means so much to me. insane. so much ao i genuinely changed my girl's patron deity and its him now CANNONICALY #his is by far my favorite fight from the twelve. it wasn't hard per see but i was dying with laughter how i was being thrown from one side #to another. I'm not even kidding me and still STILL it's a fave. I'm going to play that again now excuse me #but yeah it was so good. i really really like this alliance raid series so much deryk is so dear to me the way the dialogue went #with him talking abt the twelve like his ancient friends i cried so hard 👍 that ending ruined me so bad u guys 👍 #yeah the msq was good but they are popping OFF with the raid series #maybe myths isnt my fave just bc pandae is right there and I swear nothing tops that for me but MAN.... HEAD IN HANDS. #i love them. I love what the devs are doing with expressions lately and i love the amout of times the wol is smiling #just... something something it seems fitting for what they want for the next expansion #yeah I'm insane abt the fact we will not have mom and evil dad anymore and the ancients and i get panicked thinking the twelve arent there #anymore and OF COURSE I miss drama a lot but it does seem somewhat fitting. the way that doing all that it still #straights the scion's relationship more and how we will keep the group together despite everything changing #idk idk i hate change and i adore what we had in the prev expansion to no and and yeah i feel like it isn't perfect like before NOW but its #like. still so good and so true to what ffxiv likes to preach and etc etc. i don't expect an shb or ew exp for 7.0 but still. EXCITING. #this rambling came out of NOWHERE BUT YEAH Anyway if u excuse me now. shb new game+ play time #kelly says #6.5 spoilers #edit: there are SOOOO many errors in these tags. sorry i got to excited. i just saw fray and had to close tumblr immediately to talk to him.

[twistedappletree]

This isn’t danmei related but it still baffles me how angry people were at the ending of A Plague Tale: Requiem, calling the game pointless because so many people died for Hugo and I’m like???? Y’all do realize Requiem wasn’t about Hugo, right? It gives you the illusion that it is but it’s clearly about Amicia, her inner turmoil and the horrific trauma she’s been through all while trying to save her baby brother while she’s still a baby herself. It’s about her self-destructive spiral of desperation and the consequences her obsession with saving her brother has on the rest of the world. That was the point. That was the lesson. It was intentional.

Also why are y’all expecting a 16-year-old girl who basically thinks she has nothing to live for aside of her brother to think about saving the same people who are actively trying to terrorize and kill them both and prioritize these people over saving her brother lmfaooo pls be fr

#i have way more articulate thoughts on this im just lazy rn #but APT is one of my fave franchises #and I’ve spoken with the devs and writers one on one about their vision for the game #i just don’t understand how it flew over people’s heads when it was so clearly expressed #like sorry i may not have siblings #but if i was a 16 yr old girl with a baby brother everyone wanted to treat like a lab rat #and steal from me so they can use him for their own selfish power trips #i wouldn’t give a fuck about saving them either lmaooo #she’s not a leader or a politician or a goddamn freedom fighter #she’s a teenage girl with a sling and only 1 person left in her life who hasn’t been slaughtered brutally in front of her #ajdhajhdAJDHAJD #anyway sorry been watching some playthroughs on yt and made myself mad ahahaHAHAHA #apple babble 🍎 #not danmei btw but still fandom so

[neon-angels-system]

only one 999 ending to go (true end (+ coffin end by technicality)). anyway.

#note: I am playing the DS version via emulator! #gave in to temptation and looked at one (1) thing on the wiki I thought wouldn't spoil me #...I got spoiled again #my guess about the coffin was completely wrong btw #I thought the third dead was in there. but no. they were dead. #trying to specify who I mean without spoiling it for others lol #anyway I still love Ace's design but Snake has just risen up in my favourites #Santa. I like Santa. good character. great design. one of my faves. enough said. #Clover. oh boy. her design's cute. there's a weird implication made by Ace at one point but I'm ignoring it #but there's not much to say about her? like yup. Snake & Clover's connection sure is strong #but Clover doesn't get much development outside of it. I like her but she's not making my faves list #Junepei himself? he's not a blank protagonist. I like that. however he's not that far off from being a blank protagonist #he has some good moment. his design is eh. that's all #June... I've been spoiled about her #she's nice & I love her design! her and Junepei's relationship fleshes both of them out a lot #I also find the constant interruption of the flow for June and Junepei's special romantic tension time really fucking annoying #they're cute! I get it! I get that it's plot relevant! I think that these scenes highlight Junepei's flaws! #but also shut upppp about her hair smelling good. I don't Care #they do have some good banter at points though #Seven has actually really surprised me - I thought I was going to hate him but he keeps becoming even more likeable #Lotus... I think we're supposed to think she's a terrible person. and she definitely has her moments #but although she is selfish and values her self-preservation above everything else #I think her motivations explain a lot of that #wrote these out of order then reordered them to fit the number order. was just feeling silly goofy #to finish off the cast for good measure... contestant 9 sucks in all of the ways. his design is bad. his actions are realistic #but that entire sequence feels like some kind of ableism to me. it just really rubbed me the wrong way

[decompositie]

My Dearest Cat Pinkeltje by Katinka Simonse, aka TINKEBELL., 2004.

TINKEBELL. killed her own cat and turned it into a handbag. The project aims to show people the hypocrisy of animal consumption and leather production and to provoke by exemplifying the blind spots of modern society.

In her own words she "confronts a public that revels in being indignant about everything that has nothing to do with them, but at the same time is very apologetic about their own actions."

#the lining is cow leather btw and pink #i still love it still one of my fave art pieces of all time #TINKEBELL. #Katinka Simonse #contemporary art #the fact shes still getting deathtreats 20 years later is also hilarious. girl just do what she asked you to do and picture a cow #13

[zaatanna]

sailor jupiter was always a fave back in the day because she was the tall girl and like that was her thing bc everyone in the show always commented how tall she was and i was like omg me too i'm the tall girl too but then i remember when i found out her version of tall was 5'6 and i was like oh

#i mean thats prob tall to some people but my 5'10.5 ass over here like 🧍🏽‍♀️ #i do not mean any of this in negatively it was just funny to me #bc 5'6 is short to me but #anyway #she still continued to be one of my faves btw #her / mina and michiru were my faves #z.txt

[kira-the-whump-enthusiast]

omg i saw you reblogged that one post about villains who love too much and tagged is as an oc named,,, alesky, i think? (This ask box is blocking the character name so apologies if i spelled it wrong), I am Intrigued and would love to know more about them

Sorry it took me so long to get to this ask!! Tysm for it btw I died of excitement when I saw this in my inbox!! And yes, that’s Aleksy!

Here are some picrews of them :D

And here’s some art my lovely and amazing friend made of them <3

Their full name is Aleksy Annora, and I made them like a year ago after I read “The Man Who Loved Flowers” by Steven King.

Some content warnings before the rant: domestic abuse, serial murder, a lot of angst, attempted murder, execution, attempted suicide, implied major character death, probably some more stuff

Aleksy is just a totally normal barista in a popular coffee shop, of course. There is no angst or tragedy or murder in their backstory, not at all.

Well who am I kidding lol. Pretty much their main concept is that they are a Serial Killer For Love™ cuz goddd I love that trope. Tho I wouldn’t really call Aleksy any sort of yandere. They share some of the aesthetic tho!

The thing about Aleksy is that they fall in love all the time, but at the same time love is the thing that scares them most.

To them, the easiest way out was to end their boyfriend’s life. So they took a pair of scissors, sharpened them to a point, and stabbed their boyfriend to death. Immediately afterwards they fled the country and changed their name to what it currently is, Aleksy.

To them, the easiest way out was to end their boyfriend’s life. So they took a pair of scissors, sharpened them to a point, and stabbed their boyfriend to death. Immediately afterwards they fled the country and changed their name to what it currently is, Aleksy.

To them, the easiest way out was to end their boyfriend’s life. So they took a pair of scissors, sharpened them to a point, and stabbed their boyfriend to death. Immediately afterwards they fled the country and changed their name to what it currently is, Aleksy.

And that’s how they ended up the city they live in currently! Aleksy wanted to just live a typical life, completely separate themself from all trauma they lived through, but that was not how things would go.

Aleksy is constantly falling in love. And normally, this wouldn’t really be that bad, but Aleksy is both obsessive and utterly terrified of everything that love means.

They fall head over heels, and they also do it really unhealthily. Like, they stalk their crushes, try to learn every single little detail about them, but they also will never talk to any one of them. (That’s how they justify it as okay in their head. And it’s not like it would be a good idea to ever pursue a relationship. Aleksy is too imperfect for that.)

And for a while, they’re happy, their crush seems perfect in every way, and maybe this time they’ll even build up the confidence to actually say hi. And then cracks start to show in the perfect idealized version of their crush that Aleksy has built in their head, and they become scared.

Scared that if they let themself be vulnerable around this person, then they’ll be hurt. Scared that any minor imperfection could point to a much deeper flaw, one that could end up hurting them in so many different and horrible ways. And then the obsession that fed them happiness becomes something incredibly distressing. They don’t want to feel like this, they don’t want to think about this person, and they’re absolutely terrified of losing the little control they have over their life.

So Aleksy always ends up grabbing the sharpened scissors they never discarded, and stabbing their love in the throat in the dark streets of the city at night.

It’s the only way they know how to end it. When their crush is dead, Aleksy can safely put them out of their mind. The dead never hurt anybody, after all.

And this has happened multiple times. They’re a wanted serial killer, but also, no one knows that they’re the culprit. The police are very slow in solving any sort of case, even the serial murders get put on long holds. Aleksy has managed to get away with their murders for this reason.

Until, they meet Juno Líming. Juno is investigating the serial murders that Aleksy has committed, because her brother, Kyu, was one of the victims. She asks Aleksy some questions, not knowing that they were the one that killed her brother. Aleksy isn’t aware that she’s Kyu’s sister.

And then they end up becoming friends! Juno is pretty much Aleksy’s first friend, actually. Most of their life they weren’t allowed to make friends in any meaningful way, and even after they escaped that, they didn’t really have any sort of drive to make friends. But because Juno is pretty much consistently visiting them for investigation reasons, the two end up getting to know each other :D

Aleksy finally has a healthy relationship! They don’t become any sort of obsessed with Juno, and Juno knows how to like. Make friendship. They do some wholesome stuff together :)

And then I hit them with my comically large angst hammer! Because while Aleksy very much enjoys the friendship, Juno is also making a lot of progress in finding out how Aleksy committed their murders, and now she’s really close to figuring out who was behind it. And then Aleksy realizes that if Juno finds out that they’re the culprit, then they’ll never be friends again.

They end up totally panicking, and they get a little messy in hiding the evidence. And their slip-ups are enough to make Juno realize that her friend, the person who’s supported her through all her hard times and her investigation, is also the serial killer she’s been chasing all this time. And the same person who murdered her brother.

Aleksy tries to run after this, but Juno chases them and ends up cornering them! And Aleksy realizes that they’ll surely be caught now, that their only friend must hate them now, and that they can’t keep living this life but they don’t what else they can do.

They try to kill themself with their scissors, right then and there.

And they end up surviving, but not without a scar on their neck and some damage to their larynx.

They do end up being tried for their crimes, and well, now they’re on death row. Juno does end up visiting them a lot, tho. She can’t really reconcile her knowledge of Aleksy as a friend and confidant with the knowledge that Aleksy is a serial killer and murdered someone very close to her. So she kind of omits the latter from her head. Her impression of Aleksy as a friend is stronger. And she’s tired of losing people close to her, she won’t let anything like it happen again. If that means being Aleksy’s friend, then she will do that.

Aleksy doesn’t really understand why she still wants to be her friend, and they think the last thing they deserve is her friendship, but they’re happy for the company regardless.

#this isn't really whump more like angst #Aleksy is a pre-me-finding-out-about-the-whump-community OC #whump OCs #still labelling it like this anyways #angst #oc aleksy #my ocs <2 #I didn't really get into Aleksy's perfectionism + hypocrisy #they're like really insecure so they also developed a sort of ego to kinda cope #and that ego prevents them from feeling things like guilt and remorse #they also just don't really care about their victims as like actual people you know? #aleksy is mostly interested in the idealized versions of their crushes #and not in them as actual people #anyways yeah they're a total hypocrite #btw aleksy does die at the end #yeah in their story they do get executed #juno is the protagonist there's a lot more that goes on in the story but it's not super developed yet #anyways this is mostly just aleksy's perspective #I enjoy them a lot :D #also goddd I need to talk about Juno more she's one of my fave OCs #so this was a tag rant #if anyone else like reads this. I love asks about my OCs always <2 #plsss send some

[donuts4evry1]

Orange eyes are rather haunting, don’t you think?

#kind of a parody of the last drawing i drew #except not as big lol #and also with a different character #aurealis aurita vita #ocs #my art #this is my little indulgent doodle before i go to bed tonight teehee :)) #also btw this character is the other one's brother. they look rly different and there's not much of an explanation for that except that #they are both based off of different species of jelly #this guy is a bit of a butthead though but that's why they're one of my faves <33 haha #i need to get more creative with my jellyfish people i've literally only designed ones based off of the popular species :(( #i should do one based off of the pink meanie. or the cannonball (they are tastey) #or maybe try some hydrozoan jellyfish that'd be fun #still considering whether to make one based off of the bluebottle bc i do not consider it a jellyfish #i'm p sure jellyfish are supposed to have a general jellyfish shape and the bluebottle is a bit on the nose #where is the bell shape :(? sigh #my mom found one on the beach once it was cool i love it when she sends me jellyfish pictures #actually if anyone has jellyfish pictures please submit them to me i enjoy them immensely #anyway wow that was a ramble. i think i should just post the art now like a normal person

[kirishwima]

my fav artist just released another art book and. i May or May Not be kinda broke but. should i. 👀

#the book itself is like 60$ which i consider a fair price for art #but the shipping makes it go up to almost 100 bucks 😭😭😭 #STILL ITS MY FAVE ARTIST IDK AAAA #i have two of one of her other artbooks and a doujin but STILL #hnggg #making adult decisions is in fact Very. Very difficult #burrito talks #its a haikyuu artist btw 👀 #i have like 3-4 artists who i adore and shes one of em

[goatedgreen]

having your favourite character archetype generally be "character who acts very overconfident but is ultimately a bit of a loser" and then watching sports anime is so difficult. they are all like that. all of them.

#haikyuu #LIKE OKAY? ATSUMU. GOSHIKI. SAKUSA. KAGEYAMA. BOKUTO. THERE ARE SIMPLY TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM #that is not the end of the list btw my faves rotate out daily #i love them all so much #the only one i would say doesnt fall into this is yachi but shes not an athlete so it makes sense she wouldnt act like that #but she is still my fave ever

[ihamtmus]

Can I cry to you about K-pop even if it's not BTS? I know you'll understand my pain... My ult bias bg just did a one-off festival in Europe; there's a moment when I thought I'd be able to go, and then smth happened and I couldn't afford it, and I'm DEVASTATED. I'm in lotsa shite rn but this is the only thing I can think of. My Beloved crushed it (and looked) so insanely well I'd probably evaporate on the spot if I saw it live, like getting too close to the Sun, but y'know. Wouldn't've minded 😭

of course! oh mannn i'm so sorry! was it stray kids?? i know they did lolla in france last week! ahhh i hope you can see them one day, i heard rumors (?) that they'll have a tour soon, probably! i hope you can go, but in the meantime the fancams and screaming with other fans online is gonna be awesome, too 💓

#if you're not talking about stray kids i still hope you can see your faves one day! #who's your ult btw 👀 #i know A Lot about stray kids even if a bit against my will because my sister is a Huge Fan and she keeps talking about them haha #her bias is han #and she keeps sending photos of felix on our family chat because my mom likes him and my sister is trying to make her into a stay gksjflsi #if you weren't talking about stray kids ignore all of this 😅 #asks #anonymous

[reddoll123]

My OC, Kic~

#artists on tumblr #my oc #original character #art #original art #digital art #my art #don't repost or edit btw #please and thank you #she's an OC I made like yeeears ago and one of my faves still :P #I may draw her more but anyways she controls fire hence those arm sleeves #had to update her outfit cuz haha last time I drew her was when I was like a teen

[astonmartinii]

Could you do a smau where she’s max’s sister and dominating MotoGP the way max is f1. Maybe they have the typical annoying younger sister/protective big brother relationship and he finds out she’s dating one of the f1 drivers? Xx

cherry lip balm | oscar piastri social media au

pairing: oscar piastri x motogp!verstappen!reader

the verstappen siblings run motorsport, but the youngest's f1 allegiances may belong elsewhere

f1 and motogp

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f1 and motogp: happy international siblings day to max and y/n verstappen, these two have 60 wins between them 🏆

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user1: my faves i love them

user2: the way jos wasn't gonna let them kids do anything else lol

yourusername: + victoria verstappen the patron saint who puts up with both of us love you 🥰

maxverstappen: you mean putting up with you ? i'm a mature man of the world now

yourusername: girl you are fussier than all of our nephews put together mature MY ASS

maxverstappen1: i am mature and i have BOUNDARIES

yourusername: yeah you have boundaries between all your food you bland man

victoriaverstappen: i think you just proved y/n right

user3: they are the most unhinged people ever i feel so bad for victoria lol

user4: patiently waiting for y/n's championship

marcmarquez93: no marquez representation?

yourusername: you need to serve more

maxverstappen1: you guys don't have the verstappen sass

user5: someone needs to stop them 😭

yourusername

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yourusername: the two sides of a race week

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user6: the way she won this race and was like yeah i need that 0.5 of me drinking coffee actually

yourusername: it's a hot chocolate cause i'm a child

user7: are we all collectively ignoring the whole ass man on the last slide?

maxverstappen1: no we're not Y/N Y/M/N VERSTAPPEN CALL ME THIS INSTANT

yourusername: calm it on the all caps and maybe i'll call you

maxverstappen1: MAYBE?

yourusername: well that's not making it any better maxie

user8: i can't loose this parasocial relationship y/n get that man's hands off of you now

landonorris: y/n please pick up max's call he's threatening to throw my monza trophy PLEASE PICK UP I DON'T HAVE THAT MANY TROPHIES

yourusername: please refer to my previous comment about all caps and then come back

landonorris: y/n may you please call your beloved brother back so my very limited trophy collection does not get destroyed

yourusername: sure just for you lando ❤️

maxverstappen1: STOP FLIRTING PLEASE

yourusername: i just picked up ... and ur still commenting (plus that's not lando in the pic btw he's too skinny to be him)

landonorris: why am i getting bullied by both verstappens today, i'm just trying to help :(

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1: there's no party like a verstappen party and a verstappen-only party with no BOYFRIENDS because they don't exist :)

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user14: ahaha passive aggressive max is my fave

yourusername: just cause you're too much of a pussy to ask charles out so i can't have a boy friend?

maxverstappen1: what?

yourusername: what?

user15: max as overprotective brother is my new favourite thing

danielricciardo: i fear y/n is 22 years old and her own woman

yourusername: awwww thanks danny at least one man here has SENSE

maxverstappen1: how much did she pay you to comment that?

danielricciardo: she didn't pay me but my house plant currently at hers was being held at gun point

yourusername: i would never

danielricciardo: so i can delete my comment

yourusername: do that and sheila gets it

user16: i know we should be more concerned with max going insane, but daniel's choice of name for his house plant is the most pressing issue

user17: hear me out but for comedic purposes ... i need y/n's bf to be a driver

maxverstappen1: do not speak that into the universe

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri: i like the taste of her cherry lip balm

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user22: what 😭 the 😭 fuck 😭

yourusername: you don't taste half bad either ;)

oscarpiastri: come back to bed

maxverstappen1: NO NO NO STOP RIGHT THERE OSCAR JACK PIASTRI WHAT ARE YOU DOING DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT MY SISTER

oscarpiastri: how do you know my middle name?

maxverstappen1: i called your mum, anyhow YOU ARE A DEAD MAN

oscarpiastri: how did you get my mum's number?

maxverstappen1: i'm trying to threaten you please stop asking questions

yourusername: maxy please stop trying to be scary i know you still wear footy pjamas at christmas

maxverstappen1: well i hope oscar is terrified by my christmas spirit

user23: i feel like i lose brain cells watching y/n and max talk to each other

user24: we ignoring the fact that max managed to get oscar's mum's number just to ask for his middle name PETTY KING

maxverstappen1: it was more than a middle name, i needed a character witness

yourusername: CHARACTER WITNESS? YOU WORK WITH HIM? YOUR BEST FRIEND IS HIS TEAMMATE?

maxverstappen1: i understand you are making points and no one has a bad word to say about him ... but i've got to stick to the bit now

oscarpiastri: so i'm not going to die in hungary?

maxverstappen1: no. but keep all your business to yourself, i don't need to know what lip balm my sister uses and that you own a bed

oscarpiastri: got it 🫡

user25: well that was dramatic

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1: congrats on your first podium in f1 oscar, welcome to the family i guess ... don't take photos on my phone every again

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user28: so we can all say oscar has max's approval now?

user29: mans was like wow he challenged me in the race he has the stamp of approval now

yourusername: jokes on you we look great @oscarpiastri

oscarpiastri: and what the people don't know is that max was also doing face masks with us

maxverstappen1: not the serve you think it is i am very secure in my masculinity

yourusername: i'm glad you've gotten over your weird older brother act ... does this mean you'll both come to my next race?

oscarpiastri: i'll be there :)

maxverstappen1: i guess

yourusername: whooooooooop finally

user30: the way i am so happy for oscar i feel like i've been on this journey with him

user31: honestly rookie of the year and it's not even close

user30: i was talking about him and max... but yeah he's doing great !!!

landonorris: can i also get a pass for your next race y/n for keeping it a secret?

maxverstappen1: WHAT

yourusername: ur so dumb i actually can't

oscarpiastri: i'm not helping you here dude i just got approval

landonorris: well now i regret helping you guys

maxverstappen1: open your door lando

user32: is he dead?

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yourusername: fifth win of the season, my family and the love of my life, what could be better

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user33: i feel like the shit storm of max and oscar has defo distracted us from the fact that f1 and motogp fans are suffering through a verstappen winning nearly every race

maxverstappen1: i want everyone to appreciate my character growth as i took that gross ass last photo

yourusername: thank you maxy, what a sacrifice

oscarpiastri: thanks dude, you did push me in the water right after though

maxverstappen1: uh you snooze you lose, a verstappen rule of life, you had no phone on you so fair game, i thought you wanted to be part of this family

oscarpiastri: I DO ... does this mean i can push you in next time?

maxverstappen1: absolutely not.

yourusername: do it anyway osc i'll protect you babe

oscarpiastri: idk i'm scared

yourusername: he's ticklish he's so easy to beat

maxverstappen1: THAT WAS A SECRET Y/N

user34: if you told me last season that i'd see max go from wanting to kill piastri to being brothers with him and that i'd know he wears footy pjs and is ticklish i'd laugh in ur face

maxverstappen1: ONLY AT CHRISTMAS

oscarpiastri: don't worry mate i think it's cute

maxverstappen1: okay now i prefer you over y/n

yourusername: who? what? where? when? why?

oscarpiastri: soz babe you snooze you lose

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