#ship: drunk on stars

[akirakirxaa]

[ day 6: road ]

𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑑 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑠.

#ffxiv #oc: akira kirxaa #ship: drunk on stars #wolkid #wolkids #oc: Stella-Crys Raha #miqo march #miqo march 2024 #miqomarch #miqomarch2024 #au ra xaela #miqote #warrior of light #wolgraha #wolraha #g'raha tia #crystal exarch #sorry this is a day late i wish i could just crime her scales on instead of having to photoshop them on

[pasharuu]

TRANSLATION IN ALTS!!!

watch her not explode like that one time.

i actually just have a headcanon that stelle is, despite knowing all basic stuff about the world, deprived of any social interaction, including romantic, so she acts weird. she likes hugs tho.

also this is exactly the second time i ever draw someone kissing and its again a comic and again went wrong. just like in life lmao.

#honkai star rail #honkai star rail fanart #hsr #hsr fanart #hsr stelle #stelle #hsr march 7th #march 7th #i can legitimately add a ship tag #starch #stelle x march #two actually whatever #btw i drew that last one like 2 years ago and it was a joke... #bcuz i havent been shipping anyone in years. since 2019 i think #so yeah #here i go again. after 4 years #am i drunk #am i dreaming bro #happy pride btw :DDD

[steakout-05]

apologies to my followers who don't watch Star Trek but i still cannot get over the way Data enters the bridge in episode 2 of TNG after having just boinked Tasha. look at him. the style. the lean. the confidence.

this is the fruitiest android i have ever seen!

#star trek #star trek data #data tng #so context: basically everyone on the u.s.s enterprise catches an infection from another ship that makes them act drunk #because they were investigating what happened to the crew after receiving a strange and concerning message from them #basically they were all dead from the ship's emergency latch getting borked because everyone was drunk and their judgement was impaired #so they ended up messing with the ship and got frozen to death #this spreads to the u.s.s enterprise through touch and when it gets to tasha she ends up finding data #and tasha's like ''hey bbg you're 'fully functional' right? wanna smash'' and data's like ''why yes of course i am fully functional #and yes i do want to partake in this 'smashing' activity'' #and then they bang #and the infection spreads to data (despite him being an android and not a human which implies the infection is quite strong) #because tasha touched him #and this is the way he waltzes into the bridge afterwards. keep in mind he is usually not this emotive like at all #he's so babygirl #you will likely only see dataposting for the next few weeks im so sorry #i love data so much you dont understand

[holocene-sims]

next // previous

august 19, 2021 12:15 a.m. star noraebang

song in queue: man & woman - kim bum soo w/ park sun joo ✨

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #sims 4 storytelling #simblr #hlcn: everything the stars promised #if there's one thing about me it's that i love writing karaoke scenes #why?? idk like it gives me the worst first and second hand anxiety irl it's like public speaking but even more terrifying #except for the time on a cruise ship where i witnessed a drunk lady with an incredibly nasally voice singing champagne supernova #CHAMPAYYYYYYYYYYGGGGGNNEEEEE SYYYYUUUUPPEERRNOOOOOOOOOOVAAAAA #that was so funny and brought nothing but humor to my life #although karaoke seems so fun!! maybe i just need a xanax #also i liked writing in some slightly cringey humor like let's not forget these ocs are millennials LMAO #not me though stay safe (jk) #holocene.docx #holocene.png #hlcn: grant #hlcn: henry #hlcn: soobin

[jessicas-pi]

I conducted a vote on which fic snippet to share, and you chose the shipfic I'm writing out of spite!

(Sooo, just for a little context: this is from a short fic set in the same setting as my main Medieval AU, but not in the same universe/continuity as my main Medieval AU. Kinda like what SW Legends is to canon, yknow?)

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“I’m the PRINCESSSSS!”

Ahsoka’s flailing arm nearly hit Rex in the face, but he dodged, and caught her around the middle, stopping her tipsy swaying. “Yes, Your Highness, we know.”

She threw an arm around his neck and squished her cheek against his pauldron. “I’m prettyyyyy.”

“If you insist, Princess.”

“Do you think I’m pretty?”

She swerved wildly, and he redirected her. “It would be unseemly for me to answer that, Princess.”

“Seemly. Seeeeeemly. Stupid Seemley Ress,” she said, slurring his name, then trying to correct herself. “Stupid Seemly Ress. Resss. Ressss! My tongue’sss not workin’, Ress!”

“So I hear.”

“I’m pretty. And I’m strong.”

“As everyone knows.”

“And I’m tall!”

“Acknowledged.”

“And I’m orange!”

“Correct.”

“AND I’m… I’mma walk on my own now!”

She shoved him away and took two wobbly steps forward before he had to catch her again.

“I can do it!” she whined. “I’m a lady. I’m twen’ny yearssss ol’. I can walk!”

She very clearly could not, so with a sigh, Rex bent over and lifted her completely, carrying her down the hallway. “All due respect, ladies do not get sloshed at formal dinners.”

“Isss no’ my fault,” she muttered. “Issstupid Korkie’s fault.”

“Right,” Rex said, ignoring her and the looks he was getting. Mostly sympathetic ones; everyone knew the Princess was trouble and was used to her getting into worse predicaments than this.

“Korkie says you liiiiike me,” she continued, singsongy. “He says you’re—you’re not sssaying an’thin ‘bout it cause of, uh. Uhhhhh. Clones! People don’t like you. Stupid people don’t. Good people do. Korkie says I like you.”

“That would be surprising, considering the amount of complaining you do whenever I’m around,” Rex deadpanned.

#korkie didn't even do anything poor guy #ahsoka's just throwing him under the bus like 'yep it is definitely korkie's fault that i got drunk.' #and rex doesn't buy it lol #soooo anyway. this is my very first foray into writing rexsoka and they're both firmly in the denial stage rn! #(I don't normally ship it due to the age gap but since they're only 3-4 years apart in this au and they met when she was 17 and not 14 #I figured if i was gonna spitewrite a rexsoka fic then the medieval setting would be the one to do it in!) #fun fact! i had contemplated actually having them be a couple in the ACTUAL medieval au and even came up with a few fun scenes! #but i scrapped it in favor of a funnier idea #but that meant i had to scrap the scenes too #BUT by writing a fic in the same setting but not the same universe i can still write those scenes! #fic snippet #fic sneak peek #spite writing #ahsoka tano #captain rex #rexsoka #annnyyyywaaaaaay posting now before i overthink and doubt myself uwu #cause writing semi-controversial ships that i know some of my tumblr buddies might not like makes me nervous lol #but hey i'm just turning it into a game. i'm calling it 'will i lose followers for posting about this ship and how many will i lose' #star wars medieval au

[spock-smokes-weed]

If I’m being honest with myself, ObiMaul is my fave Obi-Wan ship and I’m tired of pretending that it’s not.

Even tho in no conceivable timeline do I see them actually liking each other or being together. It’s the spirit of the ship.

Maul is 110% in love with Obi-Wan and sometimes I think about him finding Obi-Wan on tatooine going differently. They’re both sad and broken old men, who some how exist in this cruel galaxy. It would be nice if they just, kept each other company. Maybe it’s not love but it’s another body to keep you warm. 

#star wars #obimual #darth maul #obi wan kenobi #I’m drunk and thinking about obimaul #I ship it ironically but also seriously #maul being so obessed in his hatered of obi-wan #but also helping maul let go. let go of me maul. start living for yourself. not your master. not the dark side. not your hate. yourself

[dullweapons]

mother of all tag dumps inbound ..... i am not booping people cause theres like 30 tags lol

here is the page on my google site that lists them all ... i think ? may have missed someone but ill double check later

⸻  SHIP  : ayrin / sahar  ❤︎  you know you hypnotize me always !   ˎˊ˗

⸻  SHIP  : ray / grace ( hyliangrace )  ❤︎  you can be the match & i will be the fuse : boom   ˎˊ˗

⸻  SHIP  : ray / lyric ( lunarscaled )  ❤︎  bleed into my mouth so i may taste you forever ; leviathan  ˎˊ˗

⸻  SHIP  : ray / robin ( wolfvirago )  ❤︎  hold me in your arms & i die a little death so beautifully  ˎˊ˗

⸻  SHIP  : ray / octavo ( bransles )  ❤︎  but he fell in love with the fever & i'm on my knees in a theater .  ˎˊ˗

⸻  SHIP  : ray & ayrin  / link ( uneasedregrets )  ❤︎  city of stars ; never shined so brightly  ˎˊ˗

⸻  SHIP  : ray / volga ( volcania )  ❤︎  your blood like wine get me drunk & make me feel .   ˎˊ˗

⸻  SHIP  : ray / ghirahim ( flamboycnt )  ❤︎  let our love be a flame not an ember ! say it's me that you want to dismember !  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & link ( legacyshero )  ✦ no voice to speak of your suffering but i hear you now  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & nabooru ( gerudospiriit )  ✦ so if you need to be mean be mean to me . i can take it & put it inside me . ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & bussaba ( topaz-adorned )  ✦ you with the dark curls you with the watercolor eyes ! ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & gallilea ( vairuler )  ✦ im made of sugar spice kanekalon & cinnamon : me & my bestie are the sam like a synonym ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & toba ( askganondorftobadragmire )  ✦ you take away this pain from me : the memories that haunted me  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & nabooru ( gerudosage )  ✦ oh she could have been a poet or she could have been a fool . ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & miri ( somnium-led )  ✦ dear prudence won't you open your eyes ? look around … look around …  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & eilian ( somnium-led )  ✦ im sick of apologies from people with priorities that their life matters so much more than ours . ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & ganondorf ( oocca )  ✦ want to save your men from the fire ? show me that you’re willing to burn .  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & link ( twilitae )  ✦ what? land of the free? whoever told you that is your enemy .  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & link ( obraveyouth )  ✦ who’s a heretic child ? can you make it stick now ?  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & zelda ( spiritmaiden )  ✦ why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & zelda ( telepathyia )  ✦ the moon will sing a song for me : i loved you like the sun ! bore the shadow that you made  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & zelda ( regnantlight )  ✦  can you tell me what's the point in building empty empires now? ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ray & calamity ( hylianremnants )  ✦  i know you i walked with you once upon a nightmare  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ayrin & sky ( hylianremnants )  ✦  stories of old great adventure : i want to be just like you .  ˎˊ˗

⸻  RELATION  : ayrin & sun ( hylianremnants )  ✦  bright & beautiful : sing me another lullaby  ˎˊ˗

#⸻ SHIP : ayrin / sahar ❤︎ you know you hypnotize me always ! ˎˊ˗ #⸻ SHIP : ray / grace ( hyliangrace ) ❤︎ you can be the match & i will be the fuse : boom ˎˊ˗ #⸻ SHIP : ray / lyric ( lunarscaled ) ❤︎ bleed into my mouth so i may taste you forever ; leviathan ˎˊ˗ #⸻ SHIP : ray / robin ( wolfvirago ) ❤︎ hold me in your arms & i die a little death so beautifully ˎˊ˗ #⸻ SHIP : ray / octavo ( bransles ) ❤︎ but he fell in love with the fever & i'm on my knees in a theater . ˎˊ˗ #⸻ SHIP : ray & ayrin / link ( uneasedregrets ) ❤︎ city of stars ; never shined so brightly ˎˊ˗ #⸻ SHIP : ray / volga ( volcania ) ❤︎ your blood like wine get me drunk & make me feel . ˎˊ˗ #⸻ SHIP : ray / ghirahim ( flamboycnt ) ❤︎ let our love be a flame not an ember ! say it's me that you want to dismember ! ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & link ( legacyshero ) ✦ no voice to speak of your suffering but i hear you now ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & nabooru ( gerudospiriit ) ✦ so if you need to be mean be mean to me . i can take it & put it inside me . ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & bussaba ( topaz-adorned ) ✦ you with the dark curls you with the watercolor eyes ! ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & gallilea ( vairuler ) ✦ im made of sugar spice kanekalon & cinnamon : me & my bestie are the sam like a synonym ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & toba ( askganondorftobadragmire ) ✦ you take away this pain from me : the memories that haunted me ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & nabooru ( gerudosage ) ✦ oh she could have been a poet or she could have been a fool . ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & miri ( somnium-led ) ✦ dear prudence won't you open your eyes ? look around … look around … ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & eilian ( somnium-led ) ✦ im sick of apologies from people with priorities that their life matters so much more than o #⸻ RELATION : ray & ganondorf ( oocca ) ✦ want to save your men from the fire ? show me that you’re willing to burn . ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & link ( twilitae ) ✦ what? land of the free? whoever told you that is your enemy . ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & link ( obraveyouth ) ✦ who’s a heretic child ? can you make it stick now ? ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & zelda ( spiritmaiden ) ✦ why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & zelda ( telepathyia ) ✦ the moon will sing a song for me : i loved you like the sun ! bore the shadow that you made #⸻ RELATION : ray & zelda ( regnantlight ) ✦ can you tell me what's the point in building empty empires now? ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ray & calamity ( hylianremnants ) ✦ i know you i walked with you once upon a nightmare ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ayrin & sky ( hylianremnants ) ✦ stories of old great adventure : i want to be just like you . ˎˊ˗ #⸻ RELATION : ayrin & sun ( hylianremnants ) ✦ bright & beautiful : sing me another lullaby ˎˊ˗

[shakaxmoon]

x

tourist buddies running into some trouble

#italys face is so goofy here im sorry #more veneport for the 10 h #shippers out there #aph portugal #aph italy #aph #hws #hetalia #portvene #veneport #hetalia world stars #itaport #hws italy #hws portugal #shaka arts #dont have to read as ship #just happy to see these two together #i think they would be very petty and drunk #peace love yandere and red wine

[akirakirxaa]

[ 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑡 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 ]

#ffxiv #ship: drunk on stars #oc: akira kirxaa #g'raha tia #wolgraha #warrior of light #au ra xaela #gpose #reshade #been thinking about Them lately

[ssaalexblake]

Wow. I was today years old when I remembered that the third mummy movie that doesn't exist exists, and that Michelle yeoh was in it.

#feeling nostalgic for georgiou #might watch some discovery for funsies #lets find soji and elnor and laris and have georgiou appear back with them #they all solve crimes or something #and the new mega ship of laris x georgiou is born #sometimes seven and raffi guest star and yeah the emperor is hot #and also keeps propositioning them #borgati can come along too for fun #there's a cat #i need to stop now #how did i even get here? #how am i still awake im so tired i feel like im drunk

[gazelessmenagerie]

🥃 + if you hate Kakarot so much why are you fucking him?

Send me  ‘ 🥃 ‘ + plus a question, and my muse will answer it while drunk.

Well isn't that the million zeni question..

It should've never been possible to occur between them. HE shouldn't have let something else add into the blood drenched war clashing between their fists and iron coated teeth snarling at once another. Arcs of lightning speared through the darkened skies, the drums of war resonating within their bodies with the deafening roars of the heavens until that one instance of the bastard mashing his mouth with him after they were locked into a temporary stalemate into the side of a mountain caused a certain angle to shift the paradigm.

" Heh.. Hehaha... I ask myself the same question every time I finish fucking him like the cheap whore he is. "

" I had every single intention to kill him.. I wanted to tear his fucking head off and bathe in it but then the bastard had the audacity to put his mouth over mine when we clashed. "

It couldn't be told what came over them.. why their Saiyan instinct combined the acts of fighting and sex into one but the intoxication of their blood poisoned their minds. It was like he ingested the fire of the sun and it scorched him to his core after he tasted the blood of his most hated enemy in such a forbidden way. Electrical arcs pierced endlessly, causing their bodies to act towards depravation in the heat of combat.

Glass shattered in his grasp once he was done downing the last quarter of his booze, effortlessly throwing the shards at the vile pest in front.

" You little fucks wouldn't understand even if I told you word for word that little story. I loathe him like nothing else.. I want to make him suffer my wrath until he begs to die but getting the satisfaction to fuck his putrid guts out and make him cry out like a whore is a personal gratification I came to appreciate. I get to choke him out and he begs me for more.. I break his teeth in and his dick gets hard.. disgusting. I could break him in half and he'll come back crawling like the vermin he is for another round after he toys with himself. Kakarot.. poor little Kakarot is nothing but a disgusting piece of filth that loves to be dragged into the dirt and he Damn well knows it..! "

" I want the people of this planet to know their precious little savior is nothing but a slut on my cock before I put a definitive end to his life and make sure he stays dead! "

#|| Tag: Answered #Anonymous #|| Tag: Gazing over the Abyss of Stars { Broly } #|| Ship | Kakarot / Broly { I Know you Want me | So Come and set me Free | Release the Beast in me } #/ask to tag #( me holding a magnifying glass but bastard is drunk so he can't get into the meat of it. )

[littledeadling]

Writing more dincobbs btw... I have like four discreet snippets going on but I finally settled on one to concentrate on >:3

#bz bz #new ones abt what if bo-katan came to fight din for the darksabre while he was chilling on tattooine & Cobb accidentally beat her for it. #& din has to hustle him off planet & they are stuck on Din’s ship for a while. pretending din still has his ship bc the new ones so stupid #there will be pining there will only be one bed there will be showing cobb the stars 🤭 #why am I writing about bo katan & the darksabre when I hate that shit... um... just an excuse for a perilous situation that’s all :•) #also they are going to go rescue/steal grogu from the Jedi . bc I hate cgi luke & he deserves nothing #my other ones rn r: din helps Cobb do the dishes & Cobb spends the evening finding ways to stop din from touching him but it’s foreplay. #he wants him begging :•) #also one where cobbs peeved at din for abandoning him for so long #and one where they are rly super fucking drunk and oopsy doopsy #sorry this is what it’s like in my brain . my bad #swear to god I temper it with thinking bc about my own stories as well 🫠 I SWEAR... this stuff is just my break... #it’s my treat…... #ps can I be real it is so invigorating watching my fic slowly climb the ranks of the dincobb ao3 collection 😳 #it’s in the top 13% now...😳 climb baby climb I’m proud of u...

[the-tomato-patch]

More Marr~

#i had way too much fun taking aesthetic screenshots drunk at 3 am playing swtor #dont mind the ship crashing and spiraling out of control #the skybox was too pretty to pass up #swtor #star wars the old republic #game screenshots #darth marr #oc: rhiasen shedim

[sxbaist]

|| smol starter call! Song: From the Mouth of Gabriel by Sufjan Stevens

  “Both of us,” she whispers, conspiratorially to @vartouhix​, accent bathed in honey and sand, leaning in, “Saw things no one else would see.”

#vartouhix #v; girl with one eye #shrug emoji for your star trek verse! #maybe she's drunk af #in the ship lounge who knows

[skyguyed]

do you know what's stupid is how much of han's bullshit would work on me to this day because I Know How He Truly Is so i would handwave the predatory shit if i were leia??? like is that because i was raised to believe his moves are romantic or is it because of something else idk food for therapy

#should i tag this as like han critical or something? #like i love him but he sucks at romance honestly in a harmful way!!!!! #anti han leia #??? #i guess #me: getting drunk and watching star wars expecting to have a good time #me: getting mildly triggered lmfao #GAWD #i truly am the star wars shipping police lol fuck

[caly-psoooarchive]

thinking of an eden au where she's with thr4wn

#listen i dont normally censor names bc i dont give a shit but like #thr4wn fans on here have found my posts and been like 'ackshually' i dont really want that here #he's my favourite star wars character idk why i haven't done even something like a ship w him #listen i feel like with the way he is a relationship would be a lil odd but itd work in a way and be really cute #like i headcanon eden was stolen by the empire and if she was with thr4wn hed be like #the only one who sees her more than just a tool to bring down the jedi ykow #idk lol im drunk and thinking of him #my funky lil alien guy🥰🥰🥰🥰💙💙💙💙 thr4wn i love u so much #callie.txt #drunkposting