Okay but imagine if it was incel nii-chan or uncle (i haven't gotten over that one yet) gojo. How worse would he be 😭
I genuinely genuinely had to hold off on immediately turning it into cest when I gOt thAT ASK KFNFJFJJFJF but since you’re giving me a platform!!
Absolutely!!! Satoru nii as an incel would work soooo well brrrbbrrrrrrrr he’s just like a nasty guy, he’s mean, he’s impatient— and worst of all he thinks you owe him the right of snuggling up on you even tho he’s sweaty and gross and stinks and kissing up on you n shit
Also he doesn’t like women all that much bc he wants them to immediately jump on him even when he’s not willing to put in the least bit of effort. He’s just forced to be around you, that’s the only reason why you even talk to him :/ and he has to go and make stupid shit comments about your body and if you don’t get a boyfriend soon half your eggs will already be dead and you should really just,,, settle already
Preferably with him
Only with him
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i wanna have one of those bff moments with nami where we’re jumping on the bed and screaming along to music and there’s dirty clothes and chip bags and messy makeup running down our sweaty faces but it’s okay cause we’re just girls and we’re just being happy together.
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I had a dream where I was in a half school half work type place and was put into a “special” club with Cuddy, Wilson, House, and two other guys I didn’t know. House showed up late and bullied one of the guys there until he got upset and left. Cuddy told him off for this which made him walk away in defeat. Cuddy then told the rest of us that she had total control over House and that she had learned every sexual power there was to know to manipulate him and essentially had him pussy whipped. Wilson later giggled with the other guy there and when Cuddy asked what was so funny he just showed her a rap song he had downloaded on his little early 2000s computer which he and the other guy claimed summed her up nicely. We then all left and Cuddy and I flirted on our way to wherever else we were headed.
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What’s your favorite Poe costume?
hi bb 🥰 thank you for sending this, i very much enjoyed looking at all the pics lmao 🤤
10000000% my choice is the slutty dinosaur wrangler look from rise of skywalker
there's just....so much going on between the gloves and shirt and the pants and boots and that stupid fucking scarf hnnnnnnnnnnnnng.
i think i fall in love with him a little more every time i see him in this outfit tbh. it's very, um, inspiring, let's say 🤭
(honorable mention below the cut)
also adore him in his flight suit, tbh. who knew an ugly, orange onesie could also be sexy? 🙃
(tho, lbr, it might just be that oscar makes it sexy lmaooo)
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Survived visiting transphobic grandma and acquired one (1) pumpkin roll. Extremely tired. As my Social Interaction Threshold™️ maxed out and I got progressively worse at conversation, I'm grateful no one called me out for my responses reducing to "that's wild" (reaction to a positive statement) and "that's heavy" (reaction to a negative statement)
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Okay, ‘Off With His Shirt’ was such a good song. It just feels… not right… that they didn’t have Richard also take his top off along with Galavant.
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