#sick and twisted 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[whipcracknumber5]

Sick and twisted 😭 let Phan trend!

#phan #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #danandphilgames #amazingphil #danisnotonfire

[coentinim]

I had to wrangle a possum and one of my only thoughts was 'James would do this'.

Hold on—let me propose to you this. James getting a sick and twisted pleasure from seeing you freak out over an array of vile creatures. He'll get scorpions, poisonous spiders, rabid hellish beasts from down below. It's all to see that expression of absolute fear and dismay on your features.

What? If you get bit and die then you'll be with him forever. You're peeved at him? The gall. He was just doing you a favor. He was just showing you love. Maybe next time he'll have that maid of his, Evers or whatevers, poison your food out of retaliation.

A possum??? Girl-😭

Okay, tw for death ("you" isn't actually you, Iris!!)

He often thinks about releasing the disgusting, poisonous insects into the room, confident because they can no longer harm him at all. But he gets off on your fear so much, he loves scaring his sweet darling! He lets scorpions crawl up on him and offers you a hug, laughing when you decline and scream in panic. But the tiny scary creatures can't even compare to the demons that reside within the hotel. He would never let anyone or anything fuck you, but he calls upon the addiction demon to stand in shady corners, hold you down at nigh, make you think you're going crazy with hallucinations. He is the master of gaslighting you into insanity, and it both makes you dependent on him and makes him feel so so hot... he likes his sweetheart completely out of their mind with fear and delusions.

He wouldn't outright order miss Evers to poison you, but he subtly suggests he would be fine with it. She resents the idea of you being with James forever, but the hatred motivates her to poison your supper anyway. And as you dine with March, he feigns surprise when you start sputtering blood. The piercing ache in your stomach and throat as your esophagus gets boiled from the poison makes you fall to the ground and curl into a ball, writhing, coughing, gasping for breath. Being choked from the inside was a different kind of agony. And James said that it would last a few more hours until you finally die, as Evers picked a particularly painful substance to poison you with. He would just have to show you some mercy and kill you, wouldn't he? Your burning throat would soon be split open, and you were in pain no more. All you have to do is nod in confirmation. Will you?

Edit: tagging only a few people bcs it's not a fic just a ramble: @fear-is-truth @nahoyasboyfriend @marchsfreakshow @briaroftheroses

#writing this fueled my intrusive thoughts now I FEEL my throat burning omfg #james patrick march #ahs #james march #jpm x reader #american horror story #ahs hotel

[urmomsfavelesbian]

butch daya’s man cave

#she has a single sweaty couch and a staticky tv and beer cans everywhere and gross objectifying posters of women on the walls #and she’s inviting you over and kicking her tools out of the way and she’s so sweaty and 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #incomprehensible sobbing #sick and twisted 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #she wears the loose ugly boxers not even boxer briefs #unless she’s just commando which she often is #SICK AND TWISTED

[mobius-m-mobius]

Oh, Crowley. Nothing lasts forever.

#aziraphale #crowley #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens #good omens 2 #well guess who finished s2 and will be ill for the foreseeable future WTF JUST HAPPENED😭😭 #never giffed so quick in my life lmfao gotta get some of this angst out or i'll implode #honestly understood what he meant bc they can't ignore heaven and hell but... sick and twisted twisted and sick!! #msheenedit #dtennantedit #good omens spoilers #goodomensedit #gos2spoilers #dianagifs

[comradekatara]

they love each other so much wtf

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #toph #sokka #sokka&toph #art #mart #their friendship is so profound and beautiful 😭😭 #sick . and twisted 😭

[dayurno]

what gets me re: kevin with jean is that kevin is seriously the worst. like we see in-text specifically that kevin used to lean into jean’s space to whisper to him and it seems it was common enough to him that he didn’t think much of it (he did it once for asking jean to teach him french then again to make jean promise not to off himself), he said horrible things like ‘it could be our secret’ and ‘i don’t want to lose you’, he wrote jean memories and notes in postcards, he bought jean silly little magnets, even up to the point of tsc canon he was cradling jean’s face and gently touching his hand. so flirty! no wonder jean was down so horribly. no wonder nora sakavic said kevin was always the problem child

#hhey stop kevin stop stop giving me a reason to live if you dont like me back im serious #i know it wasnt on purpose and that only makes it worse to me like he wasnt trying at all #he wasnt actively making an effort to get jean to fall for him. that’s sick and twisted #hes so earnest 😭 ‘you’re worth it’ ‘every night’ ‘i don’t want to lose you’ LOOKING ASS #kevin’s girlish and vulnerable heart mon dieu #its sick its seriously sick #jean didnt stand a chance. literal hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby ship dynamic #unstoppable force vs VERY moveable object #cat and bird locked in a cage together ship dynamic #could any of us truly say that we would react better or more wisely if kevin day treated us like his highschool girlfriend #txt #kevjean

[theophernelia]

new dni list

people who heard and saw the glitter times live debut

#waterparks #awsten waterparks #geoff waterparks #otto waterparks #sick and twisted #debut #otto wood #geoff wigington #awsten knight #im gonna scream #help 😭😭😭 #parxafterdark2 #im cooked #ughhhh #parxboiz #acoustic

[heartscrypt]

these guys occupy my mind a horrendous amount

#twst #twisted wonderland #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #jamiazu #azujami #jamil x azul #azul x jamil #ashenviper #jazul #heartscribbles #sorry for drawing them so much im insane #atp i know how to draw jamil + azul better than my actual twst fave 😭😭 this is so sick and twisted #yes azul is gayly hanging off of jamil. why do you as a man have your arm around another man

[faintedloves]

loving you is a losing game </3

#wilmon #wilhelm young royals #prince wilhelm #simon eriksson #wilhelm x simon #young royals #yr s3 spoilers #young royals moodboard #wilmon moodboard #youngroyalsedit #youngroyalscentral #wilmonedit #my edit #they were so sick and twisted to use this song 😭

[evilkaeya]

This is what happens when you're asagiri's favorite chatracter

#sick and twisted #the way he was hinting since the anime expo panel 😭 #'be surprised' STOP HINTING IT THEN?

[solargeist]

thinking of double life grian and scar… i am having so many thoughts

Hiiii !!! Your new theme is so good I lov it

I keep getting double life edits on my tiktok feed lately kdbdksk

that series was golden, peak toxic scarian tho

The way that it was Grian’s fault both his soulmates died . He got humbled that game 😭

#ask #slow messages today my stomach has been hurting since this morning 😭 sick and twisted

[urmomsfavelesbian]

this photo actually made me scream

#she’s COZY AS HELL #no makeup blair im literally gonna burn my house down #her dick grabbers 😭 #she is so cozy in blankie 😭 #throws up #bosco #im sick she’s SICK AND TWISTED

[vigilskeep]

I know canon doesn't support it since she obvs doesn't recognise him but the thought popped into my head of solas visiting flemeth at her shack sometimes while he's plotting his whole schtick and morrigan just sees him as a weird distant uncle and dumps the kid on him for a minute

Alternatively, she got her own mabari as a nurse dog because she loved that big meathead really

HELP???

also she DID love that mabari. she would get one for kieran if she wasn’t living in orlais mark my words

#oh the mabari going with morrigan in the ultimate sacrifice case i’m talking about 😭 thats sick and twisted #finding her on the road like it does in the beginning...

[cupiidzbow]

sighs ….. i miss my boyfriend tails…. i miss him a lot …… i’ll be back …….. 🚶🏽‍♀️

#IM HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY I am just yearning like something crazy this is so sick and twisted #MISS HIM SO BAD …. WANNA HOLD HIS HEAD AND KISS HIS CUTE FACE THIS ISNT FAIRRR 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #sulks in the corner ….. save me funky save me…….. #txt #🦍🏄‍♂️🌊

[pikslasrce]

i have socially transitioned to a middle aged father (started using 👍 religiously)

#its punctuation at this point idk what happened 😭 #i just woke up one day and started going 👍 at everything. sick and twisted world. i cant stop using it ... #piksla.txt

[pcktknife]

I can't believe rin and len have always worn black and grey that's....that's despicable

#i thought it was just those ugly v4s but no the originals also wore lighter and darker colors im sick #no one ever draws rin wearing grey 😭 she shouldnt wear grey theyre supposed to match 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ #i cant believe this every fanart i see has them both wearing black but aything official is black n grey this is twisted #kae.txt