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good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder
#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess
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honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh
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date posted: june 23, 2010
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ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though
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okay now they're just making lawyers up
#also didn't mvk die or something?
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why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder
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so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit
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are you gonna address the copaganda thing or
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he's so. 😳
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why is he defending
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OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???
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i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all
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op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.
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hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!
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#thanks again lawblr
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btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life
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YES!!!
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guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do
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you gotta let him rob you that's the law
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look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name
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bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late
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guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited
#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore
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i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs
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the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)
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YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.
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why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy
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seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree
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what do you mean evidence fraud
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fuck you *unguilties your love*
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perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me
#ace attorney#ace attorney spoilers#dashboard simulator#dash simulator#dashboard sim#dash sim#unreality#fake dashboard#fake dash#post simulator#long post#average day on lawblr i think#'op what is the timeframe for this' not applicable people reblog 10 year old posts on here all the time /lh#but sometime after turnabout serenade.#'isn't one of these urls a real blog' yeah she wanted to be included /lh
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plunged into the deep end
#the parallels are paralleling with these two stay safe gwen </3#tmagp#the magnus protocol#gwendolyn bouchard#jonathan sims#the archivist#gwen bouchard#the magnus archives#tma#my art#i just do enjoy crafting an image in my head and making it real#also blonde gwen has taken a hold of me..#when i draw her now i think im gonna make her blonde (unless she's having a Rough Time in which case her brown roots will be showing)#near the beginning of the tmagp season i imagined gwen would somehow be the one who could listen to all the tapes to hear what went down#would be cool#sam would also be a good candidate for that
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Oh dear my gorgeous babies, I’m so happy they got the happiest possible ending they deserved 💜💜💜
I am so not empty inside
#tma jonathan sims#gay#tma fanart#martin blackwood#the magnus archives podcast#tma jon#jonathan sims#the magnus archive fanart#i think hes gay#theyre so silly#jonmartin#jonmartin fanart#comic art#mini comic#the magnus archives#homosexual#GODS THEY ARE GAY#NOBODY UNDERSTANDS#tma shitpost#MARTIN WHAT THE HELL#i wish gay people were real#The magnus archives jon#tma jonathan#tma martin#the magnus archives martin#tma martin blackwood
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💖 The Fairy Godmother’s Apprentice - a sapphic fairy tale Visual Novel and Dating Sim. 💖
When the fairy godmother goes away on vacation leaving you in charge , will you make sure stories stay on their paths? or will you change your fate and risk it all for romance....
This is a fake dating game, its not real unfortunately. But maybe some day, in the future! I just love womens, and fairytales, and dating sims; so this is a culmination of all three! (with a fun emphasis on hot butch ladies, we need more of them okay! the mermaid is muscular and hot too okay, i swear).
Any Australian game devs wanna make this happen? Come at me, I’m ready to go batshit bananas working on this as a real game,.
#the fairy godmother's apprentice#fairytale dating sim game#dating sim game#pay me to make this game real#i joke#ahaha#or do it....#my art#im just gonna post a whole bunch of art and then run away#you may remmeber these ladies from a poll i did#anyway#heres more of them i guesss
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i tried to think of another pun, but i prawndered it too long
dont ask me why this exists <3
requires island living. new mesh by meeeeeeeee [twirls hair]
10 colors, each in 3 variants (solid, rilli, and cherry) for a total of 30 shrimps
custom thumb + disabled for random
if you want your shrimp to be small like in the preview, you'll need to use a special preset! here's my 'super small sim preset' on the house
texture and mesh edits are ok, but don't paywall edits or redistribution of this in any form
DL : SFS (no ads, just pure shrimplicity)
#sims 4#ts4cc#s4cc#ts4#sims 4 fantasy#cc#my cc#the real answer is this is for bentobox LOL there a species that can turn into sea creatures so i was having fun w it
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Elias was so evil for this smh. Leave his ass (or lack thereof) alone
#chat this is real dont look it up just trust me#[inspired by @masao-micchi who made a post inspired by a tweet I think]#the magnus archives#tma#jon sims#jonathan sims#jon sims tma#jonathan sims tma#martin blackwood tma#elias bouchard#elias bitchard
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Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood
#So#I have listened to the entirety of the magnus archives in about 2 weeks and I'm not okay#these two have ruined me#this queer horror podcast has ruined me#jonathan sims (the real dude) you will pay for your crimes#I drew this while listening to the final episodes because I love pain#the magnus archives#the magnus archives fanart#tma#tma jon#tma martin#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#my art#fanart#digital art
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#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#my anxiety went so fast over the skies because i listen to like 10 eps a day#me as an anxious and generally scared of everything girl: hmm yes mystic horror podcast right what i need#paranoing like jon <3#i feel bad drawing fanarts of relatively real people whom i dont know personally eh..
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soriku week day 3: DATASCAPE.
data sora: "dw bud, I downloaded like a bunch of medical stuff off the internet into my data, I KNOW how to be a doctor now."
data riku: "Oh yeah? What did that "medical stuff" say about fixing computer viruses, Dr. Sora?"
dr. sora: "...huh."
#me?? finishing a soriku week prompt for real??#thats growth#soriku#i posted a day 2 sneak peek on twitter but im stil..workin on it#also fun fact in my head it was supposed to be the REAL sora downloading custom toolbars and like sims 2 expansion packs#but i never made that clear so now its just data riku downloading shitty custom cursors on himself and thats still p funny
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Jonathan Sims being touched by the web as a child just to grow up to serve the eye is like when you retake a uquiz because you don’t like the result
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i swear sometimes i think people forget that Jon's s1 skeptic act was just that—an act. it was an act!!! he believes the statements!! he's believed them since episode one! do we so soon forget that he denied the statements were real because he knew the Eye something wanted him to be scared, and he knew that was bad, so he decided to act like the statements just didn't scare him? remember, he was working with extremely limited information ("when i record the tape statements, i feel watched, like something knows i'm afraid, and i don't want it to know that"), and came up with a genuinely solid solution with what he had! not his fault that the thing watching him was a literal unknowable eldritch entity that feeds on fear, and he was just some underqualified archivist.
#sorry. saw a post and got a little angry about it#like bro! he literally tells martin in a fan-favorite conversation that it! was! an! act!#we KNOW he's believed in the supernatural since age eight!#i'm so tired of the ''lol haha jon didn't believe the OBVIOUSLY real statements but they still spooked him'' posts#i will not take this blorbo slander#leave my guy alone he tried his best. and was scared out of his mind while doing it#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#friday chats#it's like 1:30 am if this is moderately incoherent don't come at me
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the jurist system seems really cool i hope they keep using it :-)
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hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "court" me any time
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try.
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hey girl. am i a suspect. because you can "try" me any time
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hey girl. are you a lawyer. because you can "try" to "court" me any time
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hey girl. am i on trial.
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i'm determined to make this work btw
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hey girl. law
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hey girl. are you a murderer. because ow ough ouch agh stop stabbing me
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guys watch out hes gonna shelly de kill you
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🎀 copiicat Follow
they called me to the witness stand and the defense attorney just shouted "BOOOOOO WE HATE YOUR PUSSY"
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look if i was on trial and the guy prosecuting me started advertising his music i'd just plead guilty. avoid the embarrassment of getting put in prison by a guy who basically used the trial to say "this blew up btw here's my soundcloud"
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didnt miles edgeworth defend someone in a case once
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do you know the difference between a prosecutor and a defense attorney
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being rivals isn't enough i need to kiss you
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who the fuck is evil magistrate
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STOP TAGGING THIS WITH LAWYERS?????
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they hired a guy to stand in court and shout "GET A ROOM YOU TWO" whenever the lawyers start getting a little too homoerotic
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your honor i know all the evidence points to my client being guilty. but come on you have to admit he kinda ate right
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mia fey when they had phoenix wright on trial
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🔍 thuthseeker Follow
ok hot take but i feel like these lawyers should maybe not be allowed to drag literal children to court with them?? how many people have gotten genuinely actually fucking SHOT in court and they're just ok bringing fucking 8 year olds in?
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happy almost christmas to all who celebrate
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it's march
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happy almost christmas :)
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WHO is putting this on my dash
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STOP POSTING THIS. IT IS JUNE.
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ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
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evil gavinners be like. innocent hate. this is a nothing post
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🥚 eggvidenced Follow
STOP asking me about the dl-6 post idc idc look even phoenix wright forged evidence once shut up
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he didn't forge the evidence, though. it was kristoph gavin who ordered the forgery. this was covered in the trial of vera misham. if you're going to try to compare yourself to well known figures, you could at least check the veracity of your claims.
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yeah well. he might have. on a different case or something.
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i tried to take the bar exam but they didnt let me because i wasnt cunty and traumatized enough
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when will global studios realize that i do not WANT another shitty steel samurai spinoff i just want the original show back
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she present on my evidence til i reach a verdict
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WRONG BLOLG. DON'T REBLOG THIS. DELETE POST DELETE POST DELETE POST I SWEAR WE'RE PROFESSIONALS HERE
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"we need more great prosecutors" you guys couldn't even handle manfred von karma
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didn't he kill someone?
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irrelevant. you guys couldn't handle him.
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law: i'm so law
lawyer, who needs to one up everyone no matter what: i'm more law than you
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hi
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you've got to be fucking kidding me
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why is it always murders with lawblr. why don't we ever talk about divorce or something
#ace attorney#ace attorney spoilers#dashboard simulator#dash simulator#dashboard sim#dash sim#unreality#fake dashboard#fake dash#post simulator#long post#this is just going to be a series now /lh#well. if i make any more. who knows#timeframe is sometime after the end of aa4 but before the start of aa5#the timeframe for these posts is of course always the exact point i'm at in my own playthrough /lh#some of these are based on real posts. but i'm hoping it is more inspiration rather than outright copying#if it is though i'm always willing to remove them#though i will not be removing the one that's based on my own post because that's mine /lh#i worry this may be an unnecessary sequel but who cares. who cares.
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@jonmartinweek day 8: ten years later
#i love jmart i wish somewhere else was real#jonmartinweek 2024#jonmartin#jmart#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#tma#tma fanart#the magnus archives#jaspers art
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i drew this way over a year ago but i think i just forgot to post it here. ingo adventure dx
#ingo voice You mean the chaos emeralds ?#pokemon#submas#sonic the hedgehog#sonic adventure#the vibe is also general grievous dating sim. you know.#ingo hopping through 800 different games before he can go home. what a horrible night to have a curse ..............#the original sonic screenshot i referenced said something like Hard work low pay. i question my life.#that game was so real.
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jon makes me so sick because literally every choice he made was out of his own control. his own life was, in his own words, one long set up to literally ending the world and he didn’t even KNOW. he had NO FUCKING IDEA!!! and tbh i don’t even blame him with how mag200 ended with that in mind? like? all his efforts to fight against this were basically futile, he would’ve ended up here regardless, and that’s such a way to feel even less like a person and more like a chess piece. i cannot imagine how hopeless he must have felt it makes me want to do something crazy
#sorry he’s my best friend#BUT I LISTENED TO 199 AGAIN AND. FUCKED UP#FUCKED UP FOR REAL!#mello talks#gay#jarchivist#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#the archivist#jonmartin#jmart
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True Loves Kiss
( when kissing the messiah/the anti-christ please be cautious. though it may draw you out of the lonely it could also lead to severe facial scarring, but hey, you score either way!)
#jonmartin kissed in the lonely to me btw#im normal :)#jon braid agenda#also i think of jon kissing martin almost as cpr which is why martin is so despondent#my guy was GONE#lost in the sauce(the lonely)#dont like the JM one that much but i dont wanna look at it anymore :)#so fuck it we ball#need to stop posting stuff i dont like but if i dont do that ill never post anything ever and i quite like posting#im a poster#catch me posting#sorry im drunk time for real tags#tma#spork art#jonmartin#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#agnes montague#jack barnabas#i bet agnes and jack have a ship name but i dont know it#the magnus archives#thats it i think#anyways im gonna go to bed and wakeup with a hangover#gonna queue this actually#dont want notifications till i am OUT
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