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Michael After Midnight: "Sir Psycho Sexy" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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For April Fool’s 2024, I decided to do a bit inspired by Todd in the Shadows called Ford Analyzes Tunes And Song Stuff, or FATASS for short (a little nod to how Todd’s moniker can be shortened to TITS). Basically people would send me a song, and I would give some wacky analysis or review of the song that was probably the opposite of my actual, genuine opinion. For example, for Nickleback’s “Photoraph,” I claimed the entire song was actually a bittersweet gay romance. It was a fun exercise in crafting absurdity from even the most mundane or stupid lyrics. But it did leave me wanting to review a song for real… and what better than one of my favorite songs of all time?
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are a band that need no introduction, but I’ll do it in case some of you out there don’t listen to good music and/or hate California: RHCP is a funk/alternative rock band formed in 1982, though they didn’t really cement their status as one of the best bands around until their release of the alt rock classic Blood Sugar Sex Magik in 1991, an album that produced the personal and powerful “Under the Bridge,” the hard rocking “Suck My Kiss,” and the all-time banger “Give It Away.” It’s a fantastic album, one of the most influential of its time, and many regard it as RHCP’s best work—including the band’s bassist, Flea. I’m certainly inclined to agree; it’s a nice middle ground between their heavily funk-influenced early work and their later more radio-friendly rock tunes. Don’t get the wrong idea here—they were, and still are, a very good band—but I think in my opinion the 90s were the decade where they really stood out from the crowd as trailblazers in the rock scene.
With that out of the way, it’s time to single out my absolute favorite song on the album to talk about: An eight minute long track titled “Sir Psycho Sexy.” With a title like that and an impressive length to match, you know you’re in for something bonkers, and I’d say the song delivers in spades; it’s a funky rap rock epic that is hornier than almost any song before or since. The rizz the titular Sir Psycho Sexy of the song displays is beyond that of any mortal man, and it is simply glorious. This song is also a song that inspired one of my Ocs—Flynn Dangerfield from the Rhine City series my wife and I are working on. If you’re unfamiliar with the character (and you shouldn’t be, the rough drafts for the story are pinned at the top of my blog), this is like if Alex Hirsch said Dipper and Mable were actually inspired by Flowers in the Attic.
If you don’t believe me, then read on as I riff on one of my favorite songs and showcase the brilliant lyrical insanity of a 90s rock band that was likely high as a kite while writing this. Also, this is your warning: These lyrics are insanely NSFW. This isn’t nearly as bad as the last song I riffed on, “Pregnant Pussy,” but it’s up there. You’ve been warned.
So this song is sort of a story, and every story has a main character. And what a character we have here; Sir Psycho Sexy is his name, and getting pussy is his game. How does one introduce such a man?
A long, long, long, long time ago Before the wind, before the snow Lived a man, lived a man I know Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho
Not a bad way to start things. Lead singer Anthony Kiedis really sets up Sir Psycho as some ancient, powerful force of nature, a being who has existed as long as there were babes to fuck and who is so eternal he was there before wind or snow. Mind you, this is before we get into all of his insane sexual feats and astounding prowess with the ladies, so we have the coolest guy in the universe right here. Let’s see what else there is to say about him:
Sir Psycho Sexy that is me Sometimes I find I need to scream
Oh. Ok then. So Anthony Kiedis is Sir Psycho Sexy. This is either self-insert Mary Sue fanfiction, or it’s an autobiographical tale describing things that actually happened. Let’s be super duper charitable and call it the latter. At any rate, the fact he just likes to scream sometimes is universally relatable.
Still, you may not be convinced how good the song is from this opener, as it can come off as blatant wish fulfillment fantasy. Thankfully, the second verse opens with the greatest lyrics ever written by a human hand:
Deep inside the garden of Eden Standing there with my hard on bleedin' There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen Good God no that would be treason
This is absolutely blasphemous, disgusting, degenerate, explicit, and one of the funniest fucking set of lyrics to ever be in a song. “There’s a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen” is not a phrase you hear every day, and it certainly won’t leave your head after you hear it. And don’t worry; things only get better from here!
Believe me Eve she gave good reason Booty looking too good not to be squeezin' Creamy beaver hotter than a fever I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver I won't and I don't hang up until I please her Makin' her feel like an over achiever I take it away for a minute just to tease her Then I give it back a little bit deeper
So I don’t know what could be expected, but Sir Psycho plowing the Biblical Eve is probably not the sort of thing you could imagine when first popping in to listen to this song. When you take into account his ancient nature from the first verse and the fact he’s got his boner dripping blood in Eden in the first few lines of verse two, this is really the only logical next step though. The real question here is, is Sir Psycho supposed to be Adam, or has Sir Psycho tied up Adam to watch as he busts in Eve more times than should be humanly possible? If he’s “Makin’ her feel like an over achiever,” I’ve gotta imagine he’s not stopping after round one, two, or even three. I do like the detail that Sir Psycho won’t give up until he pleases her; it’s very cool and considerate that he cares enough about his lover to ensure her satisfaction too.
I got stopped by a lady cop In my automobile She said get out and spead your legs And then she tried to cop a feel
Verse three begins with an extremely sad case of police brutality and sexual assault. Poor Sir Psycho was just driving along, minding his own business, when he’s pulled over for no crime whatsoever; the cop just wanted to fondle him. These lyrics really say a lot about our society, and the state of the police force in America when even gorgeous immortal studs aren’t safe from the pigs.
That cop she was all dressed in blue Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you She stuck my butt with her big black stick I said, "What's up?" now suck my dick
Some interesting tidbits of information here: Sir Psycho enjoys being pegged, and he has a death wish. What kind of absolute madman says that to a cop that has them at his mercy? Does he really think he can turn the tab--
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand On her crotch so very warm I could feel her getting wet through her uniform Proppin' her up on the black and white Unzipped and slipped, "Ooh, that's tight" I swatted her like no swat team can Turned a cherry pie right into jam
Are we sure this man is Anthony Kiedis and not British Prime Minister David Cameron? Cuz he sure does like fucking pigs! Sir Psycho, with his ancient pornomancy powers, takes “fuck the police” to a whole new level, completely turning around whatever situation he’d gotten himself into.
And now we get a shift in the instrumentation, and the lyrics kind of mellow out and almost feel a little romantic(at least in a 90s funk rock way):
Hello young woman that I love Pretty punk rock mama that I'm thinking of Hold me naked if you will In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you I love you Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down Descending waves of graceful pleasure For your love there is no measure Her curves they bend with subtle splendor
This part genuinely feels so tender and, while it is extremely horny, Sir Psycho seems especially reverent of this woman, this amazing “punk rock mama.” I kind of think this segment pulls the entire song together, giving us a brief respite from the more overt sexuality and into something that genuinely sounds sweet, albeit in a decidedly horny sort of way.
Of course, we soon get back to Sir Psycho’s usual escapades in the final verse:
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the funk will make me freak If I should die before I waked Allow me Lord to rock out naked
And after this, we get kinky before wrapping up this song and heading to an extended instrumental outro:
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip Calling up a little girl with a bull whip Lickety split go snap, snap Girl gettin' off all in my lap The tallest tree the sweetest sap Blowin' my ass right off the map Ooh and it's nice out here I think I'll stay for a while
So full disclosure, this really, genuinely is one of my favorite songs of all time, and perhaps my favorite RHCP song. It’s so audacious, in-your-face, and unabashedly horny, and in a day and age when people seem hellbent on removing sex from art, it’s nice to go back to a simpler, sluttier time and jam out. Is the length a bit excessive? Sure, probably, but length like this is all Sir Psycho is capable of.
The song is honestly not too dissimilar from the last song I reviewed, “Pregnant Pussy” by UGK… at least in terms of audacity. Where that song was trying to be as disgusting and depraved as possible to get a reaction from the listener, essentially being the nastiest troll song you’ll ever here, this song is just very upfront with its sheer horniness. It only barely eases you in, with the opening leading right into blasphemous boasting and dick blood, and it just never stops. It slows down a bit in a couple parts, but overall it really is just an unrelenting force. The song’s length isn’t something you ever really feel, because it just goes from one dirty lyric to the next.
But I think the most important thing the song does is remind us we all have a little Sir Psycho Sexy inside us, and we all have been standing the garden of Eden with our hard on’s bleeding while there were devils in our dick and demons in our semen. Maybe the real dick devils were the friends we made along the way.
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chhipicao · 7 months
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frudoo · 2 months
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No thoughts, just Soap’s favorite band being Red Hot Chili Peppers
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MY HUSBAND
ANTHONY MOTHERFUCKIN' KIEDIS
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rhaaclaws · 1 year
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Apparently i never posted him? Anyways Akira standswap from September
His ability is to create a sonic boom <3
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neveragainscully · 8 months
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what if i became a rhcp lyric posting bot
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worsemotorfinger · 8 months
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Ten-year-olds will literally not listen to anything you tell them but then proceed to perfectly hear that one swear word/sex word in the song and ask you about it
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inactive-339944 · 2 years
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multireese · 7 months
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Stranger x Male Reader
The reader's ex stole from the wrong guy and skipped town. The stranger makes the reader pay the debt off. nsfw
The young man slowly awakened to the pressure of an ox pushing him down into his bed. His eyes focused on the ski mask above him all that was visible were cold dark eyes and sexy full lips. "Mmmahhhha ughh," Y/n tried to speak through the stranger's rough hand keeping his jaw in place and his mouth closed.
" If you try to yell for help it will be the last thing you ever do," the stranger's hand trailed down to Y/n's neck firmly gripping it, "Try to relax sweetheart. it will be easier on you," Y/n looked confused and scared. "The bottom line is your boyfriend owes me a lot of money and decided to skip town. Since that bum stole from me I'm gonna treat his innocent little boyfriend like a fuckdoll and use your boy pussy until I got my money's worth."
"Sir please, I haven't seen him in weeks. I thought he ghosted me." The stranger pushed his hand into Y'n's underwear and his two fingers massaged his prey's hole, Y/n practically meowed. "I'll pay you everything I can sir. I prom-"
"Darling you don't have $60,000. However, this tight ass will do as payment." The stranger flipped y/n onto his stomach gripping his waist and meeting y/n's perfect ass to his crotch. "Did you wear these cute panties just for me? Stay still, angel."
Y/n looked back as the strange man unzipped his jacket, underneath wasn't a shirt but a set of the most lickable abs. The stranger tossed his jacket onto the floor of the bedroom. "His arms are massive, this psycho has got to be 7 feet tall," Y/n thought. He then pulled Y/n's underwear down around his knees. The half-naked stranger let a glob of saliva spill from his mouth onto y/n's puckering hole. Y/n hated the lustful way the stranger licked his lips at the sight of his ass. Even worse, he hated the way his cock was twitching.
The stranger pressed his girthy tip against y/n's hole slowly pushing in. Y/n whimpered loudly at the initial stretch. "-Mmhm so fucking tight baby." The stranger held his boy tight and pushed his 9-inch cock all the way in. "Your neighbors will definitely hear you moaning so loud. Is my dick that good y/n? feels like your pussy is loving it." Y/n was embarrassed that his cock was leaking precum all because of this criminal's huge dick. 'Stop enjoying this you slut' is all y/n could try to tell himself.
the soundtrack of the night was y/n's slutty moans and the sucking and squelching sounds of the stranger fucking him hard from behind.
"Your loser ex couldn't fuck you this good, huh?"
"Uggh ahh."
"Use your words," he demanded pulling y/n up by his hair so they were back to chest.
"No, no... ugh...your cock is the best..mmm." y/n was drunk from cock. Inhibitions gone. His captor's amazing dick was the only thing on his mind.
Y/n's heart dropped when the stranger pulled his mask off. The man was beautiful. The way he stared at the stranger, Y/n was like a lovesick puppy. "No way I'm giving you up. Your pussy is mine now...FUCK...I'm your fucking man now, slut. Tell me who you belong too."
"You, it's you. I'm only yours."
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Round 2 Group A Match 8
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expand for propaganda ↓
Q-Tip:
"Friendliest looking dude ever"
Anthony Kiedis:
"His hair was waist length in the 90s and that fundamentally ruined my taste in men to this day"
"He's literally sir psycho sexy you can't not vote for him"
"He should do the sock on cock thing again"
"long-haired Anthony... blonde Anthony... mohawk Anthony... idc I'd let him destroy my life"
"bro's eyelashes are two times longer than mine and i'm a girl"
"I know this poll is for what the people looked like in the nineties but can I just say.. current pornstache aside, Anthony has aged so well. In the 2000s, growing his hair back out, he's everything"
"I have too much to say about this man. For now I'll just say that he looks beautiful in a skirt, and I love him so much I that draw him every single day."
"Peggable"
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sluttyenha · 2 years
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—Sir Sunghoon!
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Pairing: sunghoon x reader
Warnings: Yandere , non-con , threats
Note! Here's i think my first sunghoon work?😭 Not my best work but it's something.
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You could see him. You could clearly see him and his evil face , smirking. He's the reason you dreaded coming to the training center. He was your teacher. Ice skating teacher.
From the first day of his arrival , he had always had a weird vibe , he always made you uncomfortable. That is until he started doing the wrong deeds. Like talking to you inappropriately which was only the first step. He always used to talk to you like you were his friend , more of as a fwb. Like wishper in your ear about how good your body shape is , which is very creepy considering that he's your teacher and he has no rights talking about you or your body but did he care? He would always come closer to you to tell you how you should straighten your posture while putting his hand behind your back.
All started when you missed school a day and he told you to stay over so he could teach you what you missed. You stayed back with a thought of learning everything you missed .but only if you knew. You'd never stay back if you even had a hint.
He came to you with his usual cocky expression, smirking like am evil man. “come on let's first go to the land and see if you'll learn things there and then we'll proceed on ice” he said and you guys went towards the land area beside the couch. He started teaching you how to do the spins. You were trying your best when he suddenly came up behind you and held your hips making you gasp. “s-sir” gosh whenever you said that it always made him hard. “im going to jupm with you so be prepared okay?” he said pulling you closer towards his body and tightening his hold on your hips. He jumped at the count of three and woah , did it feel amazing to do the trick. But after that he didn't leave you or move back . Instead his hands started creeping towards your waist and his mouth came near your ear where he wishpered “did you enjoy trying on sexy lingeries?” which made you shook because that's what you did yesterday but you didn't tell anyone about it “excuse me? What are you talking about? And leave me” you said but he didn't budge , his hands started roaming all over your body which made you sqirm and wanting to get away asap. “i saw how hot you looked in every lingerie baby , ahh how I wish you'd wear those with me” he said making you shocked. He started putting his hand below your top and ripped it off making you scream. His hands went towards your bra and he said “scream or make noise and I'll leak pictures of you trying on those lingeries” he was definitely a perv and a psycho. But you had no choice other than obeying him. “please what did I ever do to you? Please let me go , i won't tell anyone about this , please”
He laughed at what you said. “hahaha what you ever did was tease me all along. You wear this tight clothes to impress me and i know it , but I don't like other guys staring at what's mine and definitely not in those clothes. I'm going to mark you today and show you who you belong to”
Saying that he pushed you on the couch , unclasped your bra and turns you around. Then he proceedes to take off your shorts and panties making you all naked for him. “ahh such a beautiful sight to see , you exceeded my expectations, you look even more gorgeous than i thought” He started getting out of his clothing too.at this point you started crying but you couldn't push him away because of his threat . You felt helpless whereas he felt on top of the world. He finally had you after months of stalking you and now he could do whatever he wanted to do.
His hard cock was on your entrance and it was like he was giving you a teaser. He started rubbing his tip on your core making you whimper. His lips were now on yours when he suddenly put him inside of you. It started hurting a bit but sunghoon only looked for his pleasure so he now started thrusting in you while his mouth was on your breasts. He was fucking you hard while marking you too. You moaned out a bit when he started sucking on your sweet spot making him smirk. “i knew it would make you feel good baby” but tahts not it. You were hating this and the moan came out because of the lack of control of your reactions. Your body started reacting to him too like clenching around him . But then again it wasn't your fault.
He suddenly got an idea . He put his hand around your neck , choking you a bit and came closer towards your face while telling you about his evil plan. “ahh I'm just imagining how cute you'd look with my babies inside of you hmm? You'd be a great mother and if I do breed you , you won't be able to go back home and tell your mom-dad about it . You'll have to stay with me so i help you take care of the baby because me and you both know that you don't have the heart to abort the baby , as it hasn't even done anything to you.” you knew it. You then realised how screwed and doomed you were.
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lookismaddict · 1 year
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Lookism Chapter 434 Memes/Thoughts I Have:
(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made and the collages.)
OK, GONNA GO THROUGH THIS QUICK THIS TIME AND ONLY GONNA SHED LIGHT ON THE PARTS IN THIS CHAPTER THAT CAUGHT MY EYES. 👁👁
Last chapter was CRAZY MAN. WTHHHH
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DAMN SHE EVEN HIT HIM WITH THE SMACK 😭😭😭
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“GRANDMA CHILL! I SWEAR IMMA BRING YOU CLOTHES NEXT TIME-” 💀💀💀
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Um… wtf? 😀
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LOOK AT BABY BOY, USING HIS OWN ACTING SKILLS LIKE THAT. 😩😩💓💓💓 Or is he actually crying? Idk, can't tell. Oh, and “Grandma bullied me, mom.” 😐
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HOW DOES SHE KNOW CHARLES CHOI??? MF A CELEBRITY AROUND THESE STREETS. Him and Jinyeong both bruv. 😭😭😭 (Also, “Too late mom. Already met him and he attempted to kill me too.” /j Charles Choi and Grandma would make a perfect couple. 😌✨)
Awww, is that baby Daniel? 😭 Also, wait a damn minute. Why does he look like...
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I'M SORRY, BUT HE REMINDED ME OF THIS CHEEP CHEEP FROM MARIO KART. B R U H. THEY LOOK ALIKE. 😭😭😭😭
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The typos on here. 😅 "Choio" DFJKDSAHFKLSHDSJLKF SORRY. The first time I was reading this, I had to reread because I thought I was crazy for a sec.
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DANG, WE'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF NEW CHARACTERS WITH GLASSES RECENTLY. First that ONE HOT LADY from Tiger Job Center, then that ATTRACTIVE DOCTOR who was with Goo, and then NOW A POLICE OFFICER??? PTJ TRYING TO BRING OUT MORE GLASSES REPRESENTATION. 😩💘
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UMMMM SIR??? YOU'RE GETTING SHITTED ON. LITERALLY!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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You guys wish you were that cow, huh...? 👀 Yeah, I see you. You can't fool me...
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Woah, woah, woah, woah... RUN THAT BY ME REALY QUICK?!?! AYO, WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A HORROR MOVIE? WHAT IS THIS, CHILDREN OF THE CORN? 1922???? 👁👁
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Aw shit. Danny boy is gonna get gang.... (banged). SORRY. I CAN'T HELP IT-
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OMG DANIEL. BEAT THEM UPPP!!!! 😤😤👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽
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Dude. Why did I think this was Zack Lee for a second? 😳😳 (Zack and Gun if they had a child together LMFAO) ALSO THIS NEW GUY IS HOT AF. WHO IS HEEEEEE??? 😩🔥🔥🔥 (And we haven't gotten any naked scenes ever since Samuel, so is PTJ giving us some fan service since Samuel can't do the job right now...? 👀)
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WTH IS HE IN A TUB FULL OF SNAKES? N A K E D ? 😳 I mean... if he's into getting his thing bitten- 👀 NAH, NAH, NAH, IM KIDDING, I SWEAR. 😭😭😭😭
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I don't blame you if you stared at him for more than a minute.
Omg Daniel embodying his 😵 phase. BUT FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK. THIS MAN IS BACK!!!!! HE'S FUCKING BACCCKKKKK. AEEEUUUUGGHHHHH. HE STILL LOOKS SEXY AF EVEN IF THIS IS JUST A FLASHBACK. 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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YOU BET YOUR ASSES, I WILL SIMP OVER THIS MAN. H A R D.
*N S F W M E M E S W A R N I N G*
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I DON'T WANNA SPIT, I WANNA GULP. I WANNA GAG, I WANNA CHOKE. I WANT YOU TO TOUCH THAT LIL' DANGLY THING THAT SWING IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS WHEN GUN HAD TO BEAT UP SAMUEL AND TELL HIM OFF. 😭😭😭😭
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I can just imagine that horrifying face of his. Smiling so menacingly with those terrifying eyes. Like yessss king, go crazy!!! 😍😍😍
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LOOK AT THESE DAREDEVILS. DAAAAAAAMN. TERRIFYING AS HELL. 🤭 DANNY BOY REALLY GOT IT FROM GUN FRFR. (Ugh, like father like son. Daniel could be my son- I mean, what? 😀)
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I FUCKING KNEW IT. THIS FOUR EYED MF WAS SHADY FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!!! LIKE WHY TF WAS THAT CREEP STANDING THERE BEHIND HIM AND DANIEL, LOOKING LIKE ONE OF THEM PSYCHO NPC'S FROM OUTLAST 2 ????? BRUH GOT ME FUCKED UP. 😤😤😤
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Ok, but why does this mf look like a DILF??? HE LOOKS LIKE A MIXTURE OF MANAGER KIM FROM HIS OWN WEBTOON AND ELITE WHEN HE WAS STILL YOUNG. LMFAAOOOOOO (I'm deadass ab this. They're attractive ngl.) AND WHY DO THE VILLAINS LOOK HOT AF? I'M NOT AGAINST IT, BUT I FEEL LIKE PTJ IS INTO SEXY VILLAINS. HE HAS A KINK FOR THEM. AND HE B R E A T H E S THEM. IN AND OUT. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 (Update: I guess Kwak Jichang LITERALLY IS a piece of shit. Think about it… 💩)
ANYWAYS, we finna see who these Chungcheon mf's are next chapter. Hopefully, we get to know what the deal is with these people hating on Jinyeong. Bc I STG, IF THIS DRAGS OUT FOR THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS, I’M GONNA LOSE IT. 😠😤👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽
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larissaligus · 22 days
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John and Chad, January 1991, photographer believed to be Bruce Weber.
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rhaaclaws · 2 years
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If i look at my chemistry notes any longer i think my brain is gonna melt out of my nose
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marinerainbow · 26 days
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I have a Roo thought for you 😅😅😆
Imagine the Roo's dressing up as the Lion King's Hyena trio for Halloween XD Rena is obviously Shenzi and she & King (as Banzai) get totally into it; are making dumb jokes and cackling all night, while Ryan's Ed is just completely uncharacteristically silent and scowly, drinking whiskey or something XD
What Disney henchmen/or/sidekicks do you think your WFRR OC's might dress up as for Halloween? XD
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(*cough* Lottie would turn up as full-on Scar.)
I need you to know that I literally squealed when I saw this notification. ROO THOUGHTS!!!
Oh my god XDDD yes. I love this. This is probably the one time King actually chose to get specially dressed up for the night XD I need Ryan being all grumpy in his hyena outfit watching his sister and in-law make fools of himself XD (if Maya was still around, she could have been Zazu? Or one of the background hyenas so Ryan won't be alone ^^ XD) And Lottie showing up as Scar is PERFECT!
Ohhh which sidekicks my OC's would dress up as?? Hm...
Ben: Doesn't dress up for Halloween in general, so I can't see him making an exception here. He's such a spoil sport (though, I do imagine him dressing up as The King of Hearts, even if he's not exactly a sidekick).
Henry: oh Henry would absolutely dress up as Honest John or Br'er Fox. C'mon, it's right there!!! He can laugh about the irony XD I can also see him pulling off Sir Hiss' outfit (even though it's just a hat and cloak XD), possibly the Sheriff of Nottinham? Might be too flashy for him though 🤔 (how would Rena react to Henry dressed up so handsomely like John or the Sheriff? 😏)
Moony: I can also see him wearing the Sheriff' royal garb- except he'd bring more muscle to the look XD KRONK!!! He could pull off a Kronk costume!! He's got a similar build to the guy anyway. Ohh he could be one of Captain Hook's pirates, too! Or maybe Scroop. It'd be easy, that alien only wears a cap and a vest. Moony can do that~ 😏
Poppy: I can actually totally see her dressing up as LeFou- either version. She'd look cute in the little French man's suit, I bet ^^ she could also pull off a Sir Hiss look, too! And with how small she is, it could look like those adorable designs of tiny characters with big and wide cloaks!! 🥹 ohh maybe she and Shiny can dress up as Anastasia and Drizella?
Shiny: Ok technically Pixar isn't the same as Disney, but Shiny would pull off Ken's outfits, with Barbie's spunk! It doesn't help that I've imagined her interrogating/torturing Greasy the same way Barbie does Ken XDD (also Shiny would be caught wearing her heels through her disguise, even if it's an astronaut suit XD). She also has soooo many burlesque outfits with feathers and fur; she can put her own spin on the animal sidekicks, such as Diablo or the Cheshire Cat (I am terrified of the prospect of a sexy Iago costume 😭)
Terry: Jasper and Horace. But they're so close enough to his style, everyone assumes he's just dressed as normal XD bro has to explain his own costume 🥲
If the weasels can count; Shiny is absolutely putting her own spin on Greasys suit (an open buttoned blouse instead of a pink tie, for one 😏), Moony can be Stu, he's the only one who can wear the shirt and carry the bat comfortably XD Henry called dibs on Smartass' suit, so Poppy wears Psycho's straightjacket (it looks comfy so she'd be happy either way. But I also think she could pull off SA's suit). Terry can be Wheezy, and Ben can be one of the deleted weasels XD
Thank you for asking! This was fun to think about!! ^^
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It's over... Rohan, or should I say The Grinch, has defeated Shinobu and broken the spirits of all women, and maybe made himself the great evil of this bracket. And his opponent is Akira, described as the "sir psycho sexy." In a sweep many stated was "for the gender."
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