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ilyalljasonsandnon-jasonsthesame · 2 years

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Young Justice season 2

(The first ones won't be numbered either)

Ep 1

Damian?????

Forget it, it's Tim

Tim?????

So we're doing the skip Jason thing again, huh?

Or maybe he already died? But the math isn't right?????

What??? the??? fuck???? Care to explain???? Wtf is going on????

Oh, time skip. Ok.

Beast boy!!!!!! <33333

Eps idk

Ok???? Aqualad is bad????

WHERE TF ARE WALLY AND ARTEMIS ISTG IF THEY'RE DEAD

Connor and M'gan broke up oof

So we're once again ignoring Barbara's disability

Oof, Dick told Tim "don't die" three guesses why

Ohhhhh Aqualad's gf died :(((

Why is M'gan dating that guy?

Ep 3 i think (where the aliens explode)

Omg, Tim was involved in an explosion damnnn

Oof, Batman's coming

They don't look happy lol

Get reckt

Dick, you have no right looking at Tim like that

Lol, knew he couldn't be mad at him, like, that's literally what got you where you are my dude.

Lol, when you parallel this with that ep in s1 where every hero is checking on their sidekicks after the tornados thing and they had 1 sidekick each, you'll see things haven't changed much, they changed sidekicks and duos but they still have 1. And then there's Batman, who now has 3

Ep 6 (I don't remember if the roy thing goes in here but whatever)

Bart!!!!!! <333333

Trackers in the water? That's such a Batman thing to do

Roy :(

Omg Liannnnnn

Lol I love that baby

Ep 7

WALLY AND ARTEMIS!!!!! <33333 they're alive :)))))

Oh :(

OMG SHE (M'gan) DID WHAT????? OMFG

OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD HE KILLED HER AAAAHHHHHHHHH

Wally's not gonna be happy

Dick's boutta get reckt

Bitch

Bitches all of you

You do not get to play me like that

Ep 8 (first live-tweeted episode yay)

Oof, man, this show may not have Jason but this is exactly the father-son angst i signed up for

OMG THAT'S JASON

Ok, hold up, wait, I need a minute, wait, a moment pls, that's jason

:(((((((

Oof, I think the "people think I'm the same guy but with a different costume" may have hit close to home for tim

Oh God, Tim's looking up at Jason's memorial

Things boutta get angsty

LOL, batman has a lot of kids

I love you bart

Omg, Jade named Lian after her sister

AHHHGGGGGG I HATE SPORTSMASTER SO MF MUCH

Oof, I love the shade to his dad

Oof, get reckt

YOU GO ROY, KILL LUTHOR <33333

LOLLLL BLOW HIM UPPPP

Oh, I've got a feeling Kon and this girl may date in the near future

Icy bitch, you better not ruin the girls' party

LOLLLLLL I KNEW THE CAR WOULD EXPLODE. WAY TO GOOOOO!!!!!

Godddd what a bitch

Aaaaand he ruined the party

Get reckt lol

OHHHHH ARSENAL!!!!

STFU LUTHOR, you're embarrassing urself

OMG HE'S GONNA BLOW LUTHOR'S ARM OFF OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDD. GO AHEAD PLS

With his own merch 😭😭😭 Roy ur a genius mwah

BAHAHAHABAHAHAHA LEX "WHY THE VIOLENCE?" LUTHOR

Ahh shit

Revenge or satisfaction? Both. Both is good.

Ep 9

What is it with batkids and explosions?

Wallyyyyy, you're gonna create a misunderstanding

"StROng fAmILy TiEs" omg stfu Ra's

Ep 10

Ohhh shit

Ep 11

Ooooo she gon dump himmmm

Ep 12

Godddd they're grosss "sorry your daughter was killed, here's 20 bucks" 🤮🤮🤮

UGH slade

Idk which of them is worse

Batkids disappearing during conversations has got to be one of my favorite genders

Roy....

I'm in for making Luthor's life hell but not the right time

Ugh, idk why but I find black beetle soooo annoying like, joker kind of annoying. You're not funny, stop it.

THAT GUY HAS KIDS??????? IS THAT EVEN FUCKING LEGAL?????

Uh oh, he's gonna discover Aqualad's secret and then make him evil, isn't he? Shit

Friend or foe?

Friend :)

Ahhhh, he recognizes Kon as his grandson 🥰🥰🥰

Ep 13

YESSSSS GO ARTEMIS

UGHHHH really?

What a crappy comercial

Teach??? Teach what exactly???

Yeaahhh, hate to agree with slade but it is awkward

Mannnn the gatekeep part didn't work, huh dick?

Lol, I love Bart

Ep 14

Dude, I have a project that's worth my whole grade due in like 4 hours but I'm too hung up on this

YEAHHH YOU TELL HIM EDUARDO

Idk what she's saying but I like her energy

Yeaaaa, hate to agree but yeah. Guy's all red and firey, were you really trying to burn him?

Dude....

Hmmmmkayyy.... I think the scarab took control?????

OMFG AHHHHHHHGGGGGG FOR REALLL???????

Those kids aren't stupid, they would never go with luthor

Omg, seriously?

Ep 15

Bee and guardian are so cute <333

OMFG how the turntables

ROY YOU'RE GONNA DIE WTF

Ugh shit

Ep 16

UGH SHUT UP DIPSHIT

Ummm what if the camera had audio though?

Dude you broke him again 😭😭😭

But girlll what if there are cameras around?

I really don't know who I want to win here

PFAFAGAVABBABAHAHAHA HE'S BLESSED 😭😇🙏❤

Ooooooo Dick's mad

You're gonna get reckt pal

Ep 17

"THeiR oWn CrEAtioNs woRkIng AgAiNSt ThEm" projecting much, lex?

What's his plan? I'm kinda confused now

YOU KICK HIM??? LIKE THE FOOTBALL???

Tf???? I'm really lost here

Ohohohoooo yep, exactly. Luthor.

Poor kids tho

Ep 18

Pfffft those two still going

Weirdo...

She gon dump him now

I love jaime just mentally messing with them

SEE??? I TOLD Y'ALL KON WOULD END UP GOING OUT WITH THAT GIRL

Ok? So I think The Light is betraying The Reach

Ep 19

Shiiiittttt Ra's knowssss

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

AHHHHHHHH TRIPLE SHIT

It's over 😭😭😭

I really don't wanna see

This is bad

Fuck

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

OMG

YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING

THAT BETTER BE ANOTHER ONE OF THEM IN DISGUISE OR I SWEAR

What??? Won what??? Wtf

Bahahahaha omg they've been fucking playeddddd

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????????

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been played twice

So the bump was on purpose?

Say what you want but i love witchboy

I'd be like "OMFG HE KILLED RA'S" but I know he'll survive

AWWWWW WALLY AND BART <3333333

Ep 20

Ahhhh shit

I hate not being right :/

I hate that he's smart

Shiiitttt

Someone's gonna die here

I can smell it

Shit

Wally's gonna die

Shit

I know it

Wally don't push yourself :(((

Fuck

Ugh ofc it had to be Luthor

:((((((

Ohhhh fuck

#dc comics #young justice #young justice season 2

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thychesters · 3 years

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ok that last reblog BUT it’s treasure planet with dick grayson. bruce is john silver with a fake eye who butts heads with dick but the boy endears himself to him and nope, he has to look after him. his kid now. slade is that spider guy who dick sends off into the abyss of space because RIP Dick [not grayson]. i would say alfred is mr. stone but mr. stone also ends up in the abyss of space.

actually torn now because maybe bruce is dilbert and the captain is talia. dick says hmm, he doesn’t really like her and bruce just sighs because he didn’t ask. also why. also she’s not that bad. and dick says whatever, i’m gonna do peel potatoes in the galley maybe i’ll just die and you won’t care. talia just hums and goes back to her maps because that’s nice.

maybe silver is ... alfred? CLARK? i was thinking donna could be the captain but i also like talia, and dick only got to go on this voyage because it was this or juvie and he said BYE i’m going to SPACE and bruce said nuh-uh kid, you’re not going anywhere without me. oh my god who’s benny? roy? victor? giving dick grief and he’s just like this is great. ok. let’s go commit space murder and end slade.

anyway back to work, oops

#treasure planet was one of my favorite movies grow up ok #what a gem #but dick in space with his dad!! also there are pirates #and he sends slade into space like 'dad i killed a man today' and bruce says 'you what'#dick grayson #kate blabs

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nightwingvixen23 · 4 years

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Dick : *walking into Wayne manor*

Dick : *hears laughter coming from the living room*

Dick : *finds Jason and Roy laughing it up on the couch*

Dick : *takes into account the two bottles of Tequila on the coffee table and variously colored shot glasses*

Dick : where’s Bruce ?

Jason : AYE ! LOOK WHO’S BACK ! IT’S SEXY ASS !

Roy : HEEEY ! MR.SEXY ASS !

Dick : *rolling his eyes* that’s Mr.Sexy Ass Officer to you two

Jason : daaaamn girl, kinky

Roy : *holding his wrists out* officer, i’ve been naughty as hell. please. cuff me then ride the shit out of me

Jason : *laughing too hard*

Dick : I’m gonna ask again. where’s Bruce. doesn’t this sort of drunken party usually happen hidden away in the Lounge Room ?

Jason : *head lolling back* yeeeaaah but B is outta Gotham for a few days, an’ Alfred ain’t around, he’s on vacay visitin’ some folks er some shit. soooooo, I mean damn, why not bring the “drunken party” to the livin’ room?

Jason : *takes another shot*

Jason : *glares at Dick* AND I AIN’T FUCKIN’ DRUNK for yer info ! I’m tipsy. NOT drunk. I can handle my liquor

Dick : mkay.

Roy : join us, Dickie

Dick : god. i don’t wanna drink with you dumbasses, who knows what i’ll be roped into....but it has been a stressful week, and, i feel the peer pressure

Dick : *taking a seat across from them*

Jason & Roy : *cheering happily*

Jason : *pours Dick a shot* here ya go, Luscious

Dick : *takes the shot*

Roy : *already holding out another for him* here ya go again, Tasty Vixen

Dick : whoa, already again ??? I haven’t even recovered from the first shot ! slow down shit

Jason : lightweight ass

Dick : no. I’m just not an avid drinker like you two

Roy : *nudging the shot impatiently towards Dick*

Dick : *takes the shot*

Jason : *holding up another*

Dick : shit. stop. what are you trying to get me wasted or something ?

Roy : *smirks at Jason*

Jason : *smirks back*

Jason : *sarcastically* noooo baby, I’d never do that to yoooou. especially with Roy here. what ever on EARTH would we dooo ?? a THREEsome ??? ewwww. . . .

Roy : *just as sarcastically* OMG ! groooosssss. . .

Dick : get me lit enough and it just might happen

Jason & Roy : *hopeful little puppies clumsily pouring more shots for Dick*

Dick : NO ! STOP ! I WAS KIDDING !!

Roy : don’t just go messin’ with my soul like that baby

Jason : yeah. shit, doll. got a mother fucker all excited’n shit....damn.

Dick : hm. sounds like a personal problem to me

Jason : *stares offensively for a second before sitting back dramatically and crossing his leg*

Dick : *sensing some bullshit coming along*

Jason : got a question for ya, sweetcheeks

Dick : oh yeah ? and what’s that ?

Jason : why you not lemme smash ??

Dick : . . .

Dick : excuse me. but what ?

Jason : why you won’t lemme hit it an quit it ???

Dick : *blinking*

Jason : ejaculate and evacuate, rock your box and then change the locks, shoot my jizz and then out I is-

Dick : yeah yeah I fucking GET it !

Jason : then if ya get it, darlin’ *leans forward* why haven’t ya lemme in ??

Dick : excuse yourself but i’m not just some item on a shelf. you can’t just casually pick me up and then take me home. I get to chose who I sleep with as well, and let me tell you something, I don’t just choose anyone

Jason : oh really ? ‘cause I can name at LEAST 6 son’s’a bitches that don’t even PAAAAAAAASS grade A fuckin’ rank in my books

Jason : NUMBER 1; SLADE Yes I Kill For Pleasure WILSON !!! NUMBER 2; WALLY Horny Ass Air Head WEST !!! NUMBER 3; BRUCE I’m A Brooding Janus-Faced Crackpot With Unresolved Emotional Instability Who Likes to Put Boys In Green Panties And Then Send Them To Their Deaths WAYNE-!!!

Dick : *blushing* OH. MY. GOD. that’s enough Jason. shut up

Jason : *smug as hell* now tha’s what I thought

Roy : whoawhoawhoa 👐 hold the fuck up. you fuckin’ The Bat ?? for real for realz ?

Dick : that’s none of your business

Jason : sure as fuckin’ HELL was MY god damned business every fuckin’ night I heard that headboard hittin’ the wall in B’s room with ya sobbin’ his name like--

Dick : --okaysoumYEAH !! NEXT conversation PLEASE !

Jason : considering the fact that YOU have suuuuch poor selection in dudes....imma ask again *sexy smirk*....why you not lemme smash ??

Roy : yeah dude; knick knack patty whack let my man bone

Dick :

Dick : . . .

Dick : *pours himself another shot*

Dick : *stands up*

Dick : *grabs both bottles of Tequila*

Dick : mkay, this parties been officially canceled due to apparent derangement

Dick : *leaves the room*

Jason : . . .

Roy : . . .

Jason & Roy : *exchanging glances*

Jason : *gets up and casually saunters after Dick*

Roy : *gets up and casually saunters after Jason*

*Eventually*

Dick : *upstairs* OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU WEIRDOS I’M TRYING TO CHANGE !!!!

Jason & Roy : *getting their drunk asses thrown the fuck out of Dick’s room*

Roy : shit, he really knows how to tease a guy

Jason : tell me ‘bout it

Roy : ‘an he took our Tequila

Jason : baby boy really knows how ta hurt a brotha too

Jason : *turns to pound on Dick’s closed door* YER BREAKIN’ MAH HEART, BABY !!

Roy : *starts singing Don’t Go Breakin’ My Heart*

Damian : *comes out of his room at the opposite end of the hallway*

Damian : *starts throwing hangers at Jason and Roy*

Jason : DIIIICKIIIIE !! OPEN UP !! WE FORMALLY REQUEST SANCTUARY !!

Roy : YES ! AND WE SWEAR THAT WE WONT TRY AN’ FUCK YOU !

Jason : *looks blankly at Roy*

Jason : . . . .speak for yourself

Damian : *coming at them with a sword and Titus hot on his heels as back up and noble steed* you immmoRAL BASTARDS BETTER KEEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM GRAYSON !!

Jason & Roy : AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH--!!!

Damian : LAY A FINGER ON HIM AND YOU ARE DEAD ! DO YOU HEAR ME ?! D-E-A-D !

*Meanwhile*

Dick : *laying across his bed with his earphones in/sipping Tequila and catching up on Real Housewives*

Dick : Sabrina, you bitch, stop being friends with Kathy, she’s obviously moving in on your hot ass husband; gawd....

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nightwang96 · 4 years

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jason Todd/Slade Wilson Characters: Jason Todd, Slade Wilson, Dick Grayson Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, SladeRobinWeek 2020, Day 1: Reluctant Soulmates, Swearing Series: Part 1 of SladeRobin Week 2020 Summary:

"It had completely blind-sided him. His bare knuckles had grazed the skin of Slade’s jaw and it had felt like a bolt of lightning straight down his spine."

Jason had never expected to find his soulmate. He certainly hadn't expected it to be Deathstroke the Terminator.

For the SladeRobin Week prompt Reluctant Soulmates.

Jason had never fought Slade before. That was more Dick’s shtick. But desperate times called for desperate measures, and the scale of the problem had meant that it was all hands on deck. So Jason found himself face to face with Deathstroke, Nightwing a blue blur at his side. The fight had been brutal and Jason had lost both his jacket and his gloves at some point, even the thick Kevlar of his armour had taken a battering. Slade had lost his helmet, and Jason was honestly a little surprised that he’d never seen Slade’s face before.

It had completely blind-sided him. His bare knuckles had grazed the skin of Slade’s jaw and it had felt like a bolt of lightning straight down his spine. Pain lanced through his body, sharp and intense enough that it brought him to his knees. By the time it had fizzled into something more manageable - localised like a fire in the delicate skin of his wrist - Dick was in front of him. He’d positioned himself between Jason and the also kneeling Slade, casting a worried glance back at Jason over his shoulder.

“You okay Hood? What happened?” His voice was almost desperate, the tight line of his back belaying the tension he felt. Jason couldn’t say anything for a long moment, his eyes stuck on Slade, his own surprise and horror mirrored on the older man’s face.

Dick turned further towards him, and his gaze fell to the exposed skin of his wrist, surprise smoothing out the lines around his mouth. Jason looked down, catching the dark lines of a forming soulmark before he snatched his sleeve down to cover it.

“Oh my god,” Dick breathed, his form going slack - no longer defensive.

Slade staggered to his feet and if Jason hadn’t already been reeling in shock, seeing the mercenary so unsteady would have surprised him.

“Slade,” Dick started. Jason had no idea what he was going to say, but he didn’t get the chance. Slade turned and started running. They didn’t chase after him.

Jason was sure he was going into some sort of shock. He didn’t realise that Dick was talking to him until he’d already levered him to his feet. His ears were ringing, his brain repeating the same thing over and over like a stuck record.

Slade is my soulmate. Slade is my soulmate. Slade is my soulmate.

The next thing he knew he was being lowered into a squishy couch in a safe house that Dick shouldn’t know about, a cool glass of water being pressed into his hand.

“You okay Jay?” Dick asked, his voice uncomfortably soft.

“I’m fine,” Jason croaked, sounding decidedly not fine.

Dick sat next to him, reaching for his wrist, and Jason snatched his arm away, clutching it to his chest protectively. Dick held his hands up in a I mean no harm motion, and for some reason that annoyed Jason even more. He wasn’t some child to be babied and Dick didn’t need to be acting like he was. He honestly couldn’t even say why he didn’t want Dick to look at the soul mark. He already knew what had happened, already knew exactly who Jason’s soulmate was. God, his soulmate. Slade.

Nausea swelled in his stomach, pressing insistently at the base of his throat, and he had to take a deep breath, swallowing against the sudden urge to vomit. A gentle press of fingers against his wrist startled him into opening his eyes. Dick guided his arm down into his lap and Jason didn’t have the energy anymore to stop him. He couldn’t look as Dick slid his sleeve up and away from the mark, he didn’t want to see the evidence of his failure painted across his skin.

“It’s beautiful Jay,” Dick breathed reverently. Jason scoffed - Dick had always been sappy about soulmarks - but curiosity drew his gaze down.

It was the ugliest soulmark Jason had ever seen. Most soulmarks were small, intricate patterns reminiscent of twisted rope. People liked to compare it to the so-called strings of fate, twined together. Jason thought it was stupid. Still, a small part of him had always slightly admired the delicate marks. Dick’s own was beautiful - a complicated twist of filigree thin, almost iridescent lines that twisted across his palm. Jason’s was… well a blob. A big dark blob on the inside of his wrist. The lines were so thick and so tangled that he could barely make them out, and the whole thing blended together so that from a distance it just looked like a big ink stain.

“Are you fucking blind Dickie?” he croaked, making Dick look up at him in surprise. “It’s hideous.”

“What? No it’s not!” Dick sounded offended, like it was his soulmark that Jason was ragging on. Jason pulled his wrist away and covered the mark with his hand. He didn’t want to look at it anymore.

“I’m not surprised,” Jason said morosely. “I mean my soulmate is fucking Slade Wilson.”

“So?” Dick asked. Jason turned to boggle at him.

“What do you mean so? My soulmate is a villain!”

Dick snorted. “I mean you’re not exactly squeaky clean yourself.”

And okay, that hurt. Yeah, he killed people but only those who deserved it. He helped people. He wasn’t Deathstroke the fucking Terminator. He scowled and Dick must have realised his mistake because his eyes went wide, his hands flapping around like little birds.

“That’s not what I meant Jason.”

“I know what you meant,” Jason hissed uncharitably, because damn he’d really thought he was doing better now. That he was being accepted back into their fucked up little family.

“Jay, please I’m sorry,” Dick leaned into him, the heat of his chest pressing against Jason’s shoulder. “I just meant that, well, Bruce is all ‘holier than thou’ and his soulmate is a villain.”

“You can hardly compare Catwoman and Deathstroke,” Jason shrugged him off. He wasn’t sure why this was bothering him so much. He’d never put much importance in soulmates before, had never cared about finding his. A lot of people never found their soulmates, separated by countries or class or circumstances. There were over 7 billion people on the Earth, really it was a miracle that anyone found their soulmates at all.

“Your soulmate doesn’t change who you are Jay. Having a bad soulmate doesn’t make you a bad person.”

He knew that. Jason had seen the dark side of soulmates. There were all kinds of people, and most of them were selfish, greedy scumbags. He knew people who’d cheated on their soulmates, who’d abused and hurt them. And the victims almost always stayed with them because they were soulmates and how could their relationship be bad when they were destined to be together? He’d watched his own mother, strung out and delirious, press soft kisses to the soulmark on her bicep and when Jason, in a fit of grief and rage, had told her that soulmates were stupid, she’d slapped him.

Something small and angry roared to life in Jason’s chest, because yeah Dick was technically right but then it was easy for him to say. His soulmate wasn’t Deathstroke. He didn’t have to live with the fact that he’d never have a real relationship with his soulmate.

“Maybe this is a good thing?” Dick said weakly. “Maybe your love will bring the big bad guy over to the light.”

Jason swung a punch, but it was half hearted and at an awkward angle. Dick brushed it to the side easily and then caught his fist, tugging him round to face him. “It’s not like you have to date him. Lots of soulmates are platonic.”

Jason knew that too. Dick’s soulmate was Wally West, and whilst they’d tried dating in the past they’d both agreed that they were better as friends. And Roy’s soulmate was his daughter Lian. Still, Jason wasn’t exactly going to become BFFs with Deathstroke either so it was kind of a moot point.

Suddenly he desperately wanted to be alone. His soulmark was itching and it felt almost like the inky black was spreading - poison sinking through his skin and into his veins. “You should get back out there,” he said without looking at Dick. “They could probably do with the help.”

Dick hesitated, but he didn’t argue. It had been all hands on deck after all, and he could see the worry creeping onto Dick’s face at the reminder. “You gonna be okay?” Dick asked, expression torn.

“Fuck off Dickface.”

The floorboards creaked as Dick got up and left. Jason knew he’d done it on purpose but he couldn’t even find it in himself to be annoyed. He was just relieved that finally he could freak out in peace. Of course it would be Jason who had Deathstroke as a soulmate. As if the others needed more of an excuse to see Jason as the bad guy. Just because bleeding heart Grayson thought it was fine and dandy, didn’t mean that anyone else was going to feel the same way. Bruce certainly wouldn’t. He’d agonised over his own soulmate for years before accepting it, and that was Catwoman. Besides, he already thought Jason was a failure. This would only validate that.

He should have told Dick to keep his big mouth shut. If he’d had his way nobody would know about this and he could have just pretended it never happened. By the look on Slade’s face, he wasn’t exactly thrilled about the development either - he wasn’t expecting any warm and fuzzies from the mercenary anytime soon. Would Slade seek him out? Maybe try to kill him and get rid of the problem? Not that Jason was planning on being a problem. He was going to avoid Deathstroke at all costs and carry on as if he’d never found his soulmate in the first place.

He’d find Dick tomorrow and threaten him into silence. He must have something in the blackmail bank. He was pretty sure he had a picture of Dick that one time his trousers had ripped doing a squat and he’d been going commando. But then Dick had seemed pretty unashamed at the time. He’d think of something. Right now, with the adrenaline of the fight slowly ebbing, he felt muggy with fatigue. He tipped sideways onto the sofa, into the warm patch that Dick had left behind, and tucked his legs up towards his chest.

Everything would turn out fine. He just had to wait and see.

Dick was being annoyingly blase about the whole thing. Jason had cornered him before patrol the next day, slamming him up against an alley wall with an arm across his collarbone, and hissed all sorts of threats into his face. Dick had pouted, but he’d promised with an easy acquiescence that had Jason’s spidey senses tingling.

“You wanna talk about it?” Dick asked after Jason let him go, still leaning back against the wall but more casually now, slouching.

“Fuck off.”

Dick shrugged, grinning. More alarm bells. He’d expected Dick to push the issue - he just loved to talk about people’s problems, as long as they weren’t his own, the hypocritical bastard.

“If you’re all done posturing then, I’ve got places to be.”

Jason eyed him suspiciously, but Nightwing just gave him an obnoxious wave and then jumped to grab a fire ladder above him, lifting himself up onto the fire escape and heading up to the roof. Jason left him to it. As long as he kept his promise, Jason wouldn’t have a problem, and anyway he had his own patrol to get to.

He was almost finished when the call came over the comms. Jason had only recently agreed to be included on the Bat channels and more often than not he stuck to the emergency channels only, so the crackle of static in his ear almost made him fall off the roof.

“Hood, I need an assist.” Nightwing, breathless and strained.

“Why are you telling me?” Jason grouched. He knew for a fact Batman was patrolling, and probably the Replacement and the little gremlin too.

“You’re the closest and it’s kind of an emergency.”

Jason’s teeth ground together hard enough that his jaw hurt a little, but he dutifully set off in the direction of Dick’s beacon. It led him to a small, ramshackle warehouse on the edge of the docks. It looked abandoned, but there was a faint orange glow lighting up the grimy windows. Jason crouched behind the door, listening carefully. No sounds of a fight, but he could just make out the quiet rumble of voices. Maybe Dick was already down? Well, Jason had the element of surprise. Holding his gun at the ready, he kicked the door open and stormed inside. Nightwing was stood in the middle of the room, arms crossed over his chest and hip cocked casually. To the left of him was Deathstroke, gun aimed straight at Jason’s head.

“What the fuck?” Jason and Slade said at the same time. Dick stepped between them, hands out. Jason was tempted to just shoot the interfering little bastard.

“Guys, come on,” Dick said. “You need to talk about this.”

“No. We. Don’t.” Jason hissed out. He couldn’t believe the audacity of it all.

“I agree with Red. There’s nothing to talk about.”

Dick flapped his hands at them. Neither Jason nor Slade had lowered their guns, and Jason’s finger itched to just pull the trigger and take care of the problem.

“You guys are soulmates!”

“So what?” Jason said, gritting his teeth together. He was getting tired of Dick’s rose-tinted view of soulmates.

“So you guys should work this out,” Dick said, exasperated. “I’ll leave you alone, and if this doesn’t get sorted then I’m going to annoy the fuck out of both of you until it does.”

Jason took a deep, calming breath. He was going to wring his fucking neck. Slade’s cheek twitched, his mouth a thin line. Dick gave Jason a long, meaningful look and then ducked out of the warehouse, leaving them both standing in the chill of the empty room, guns trained on each other.

Slade sighed heavily and lowered his gun. “Let’s just get this over with.”

He wanted to refuse, he had nothing to say to this man. But the idea of Dick being an annoying little prick for the rest of eternity was definitely worse.

“Fine,” he holstered his gun and then pulled his sleeve up to show his mark. “We’re soulmates, so fucking what?”

Slade’s eye fell immediately to the exposed mark, his expression unreadable. “Look kid, I’m not happy about this either. You think I wanted my soulmate to be some jumped up little shit young enough to be my son?”

Jason snorted. “To be honest Slade, I thought you didn’t have a soul to be worried about.”

“That’s Deathstroke to you.”

“Whatever you say Deathstroke,” Jason stretched out the name with a waggle of his eyebrows and a lewd gesture. Slade’s face did a complicated little twist but he didn’t retaliate. Instead, he pulled his own sleeve up to reveal the soul mark on his wrist. It matched Jason’s exactly and it looked just as ugly on the other man’s skin.

“So what are we going to do about this?” Slade murmured, his gaze uncomfortably heavy.

“Nothing. It doesn’t mean anything,” Jason’s stomach turned over queasily. He had the feeling it wasn’t going to be as simple as he hoped. “Let’s just pretend this never happened.”

Deathstroke lunged towards him suddenly. Jason stumbled backwards - startled - fumbling for his gun. Slade’s hand closed over his wrist, pushing up underneath his sleeve and Jason’s soulmark burned where his thumb brushed against it.

“We could try cutting it out?” Slade purred, pressing his thumb in hard enough to hurt. Jason couldn’t help the way his eyes widened, mouth dropping open in horror. He didn’t even know if cutting it out would work - more than likely it would just hide the physical evidence of the bond. And yet, the thought of cutting it out of him, of destroying it, made panic twist like a knot in his stomach. Slade gave him a knowing, smug look.

“As much as I hate to admit it, RIchard is right. Sort of. We don’t have to like it, but we’re soulmates and there’s no changing that.”

He hadn’t expected Slade to be so rational about this. It irked him that the mercenary seemed to be handling this better than he was. He snatched his wrist back and Slade let him go easily, but didn’t move away.

“So what? We hold hands and skip off into the sunset together?”

“In your dreams,” Slade snorted. “I was thinking more along the lines of…” he seemed to be pondering his words, “hanging out?”

“Hanging out.”

“You got a better idea?”

Jason rubbed his temples. It was a fucking terrible idea. The last thing Jason wanted to do was hang out with Deathstroke the Terminator. But then, maybe Dick was right, as much as the thought left a sour taste in his mouth, maybe he should give this whole soulmate thing a chance.

“No,” he gritted out. “I guess not.”

“Then it’s sorted. We can tell Richard we’ve come to an arrangement,” he made the word sound filthy, “and we can be civil when we come across each other. Perhaps, even arrange some...meetings.”

He couldn’t believe those words were coming out of the mercenary’s mouth. “What and have a tea party?” he snorted.

“This is bad enough without you being snarky,” Slade snarled, suddenly angry. Jason rolled his eyes petulantly.

“Fine, whatever, we can arrange some meetings, are we done now?”

“Yes,” Slade grit out from between clenched teeth. “We’re done.”

Jason turned - even though the idea of showing Slade his back made his skin crawl - and walked out of the warehouse. Dick was waiting just outside, concern on his face. He was probably worried that they’d killed each other in there. Jason had been tempted a few times.

“We’ve sorted it Dickface so you can leave me the fuck alone now.”

Dick’s gaze slid up over his shoulder just as Jason felt a looming presence behind him. He squashed the urge to spin around and draw his gun. That certainly wouldn’t convince Dick that they’d ‘talked it out’.

“Don’t try this shit again kid, or I’m going to be pissed,” Slade rumbled. Dick rolled his eyes, but he was smiling, tentative relief creeping across his face.

A hard grip on Jason’s shoulder almost had him flinching, but he caught himself just in time, shooting a strained smile behind at Slade. He grunted, and patted Jason awkwardly, like a little kid who was pretending to play nice whilst his mum was watching.

“See you around then kid,” he said, already stepping away. Jason waved, keeping him in his sights until he’d disappeared into the Gotham night.

“You good Jay?” Dick asked when Jason just stood there, staring into the dark until his eyes threatened to water.

“No,” he didn’t give Dick a chance to respond, and Dick didn’t follow him as he left, in the opposite direction to Slade.

He barely remembered the trip back to his safehouse. His head was swimming, thoughts swirling and clamouring. Was he really going to...hang out...with Slade Wilson? The thought was preposterous, and really, Jason thought that Slade had only suggested it to get Dick off of his back. Jason shared the sentiment. Still, he didn’t think that it was going to work out. Jason had never even seen Slade’s face before this. And Slade had always been more interested in Dick than Jason.

For some reason the thought sent a curl of jealousy sparking through his gut. It wasn’t that Jason cared if Slade liked him or not, but the thought that even his soulmate preferred Golden Boy had something sharp and bitter swelling in his chest. It wasn’t fair. He felt stupid and childish thinking it, but damn, couldn’t at least one thing in his shitty life go right? For once?

Crawling into bed, he held onto his wrist loosely, his palm hot where it pressed against his mark. His chest ached, exhaustion creeping through his bones. This whole thing was exhausting. If he could, he would go back and refuse to fight Slade, make sure he didn’t lose his gloves. He would have been happier never having found his soulmate.

That night, when he finally fell asleep, he dreamt of Slade.

It was a month before Jason saw Slade again. Dick pestered him the entire time, sticking his nose all up in Jason’s business. He’d lied out of his ass, making out that he and Slade were meeting up once a week to ‘talk’. He could tell that Dick didn’t really believe him, but he was backing off for now, and that was more than Jason had hoped for.

Jason was knee deep in a case when he saw Slade next. The mercenary had burst through the door and shot the mob boss that Red Hood was meeting with, straight through the head. The man had been dead before he hit the ground, blood splashing across Jason’s leather jacket.

Jason had brought his gun up instinctively, and for a tense moment they stared each other down across the barrels of their guns, before Jason lowered his with a huff. “What are you doing here Deathstroke?”

“I could ask you the same thing,” Slade let his gun drop, but he didn’t relax, his body thrumming with tension.

“Mickey here was encroaching on my territory,” he toed the body with his boot, “I was about to teach him a lesson.”

Slade seemed to regard the dead man for a moment. “Not going to give me a lecture?”

Jason laughed. “You’ve been spending too much time with Nightwing, I don’t care about you killing him, in fact you’ve done me a favour.”

Slade made an amused humming noise. “Well, that certainly is refreshing.”

Stupidly, Jason felt something warm and pleased bloom in his chest. Slade took his phone out and took a photo of the dead body, presumably as some kind of proof, and then turned to leave. He hesitated at the doorway, the broad line of his shoulders tensing, before he turned slightly to face Jason and tilted his head in invitation. Jason was moving before he even really thought about it, following silently through the hallways, stepping over more corpses, and out into the cool night.

“So does this count as hanging out?” Jason asked.

“I don’t think so,” Slade laughed, and the sound made the warm, pleased feeling spread through his ribs.

Jason chewed on his lip, considering. “I’ve got another case,” he blurted before he could second guess himself, “Do you maybe want to tag along?”

Slade was silent long enough for the warm feeling to curdle, embarrassment and anxiety taking its place. Then: “I can’t promise I won’t kill anyone.”

That was alright. Well, okay, it wasn’t ideal. Jason hadn’t been lying when he’d said Slade had done him a favour killing Mickey, or that he didn’t care if Slade killed people, but Jason himself had been trying to avoid it if he could. He was being tentatively brought back into the family, and as much as it irked him, he’d been trying to be good. Still, Jason wasn’t going to tell Slade what he could or couldn’t do. And besides, this was his soulmate. Let’s see if Dick was as enthusiastic about this whole thing when he found out about this.

“I don’t care,” Jason said instead.

“Okay then,” Slade reached into a pocket on his belt and pulled out a phone, tossing it at him. Jason caught it easily. “There’s a number on there. Send the details over.”

Jason nodded, his fingers clenching around this phone. This time when Slade left, Jason felt the first stirrings of something he hadn’t expected to feel.

Hope.

#sladerobinweek2020 #day 1: reluctant soulmates #dc #sladejason #sladerobin #slade wilson #jason todd #dick grayson #soulmate au #fanfiction #my writing #tw swearing

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dilfdoctordoom · 4 years

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Literally all the oc questions I’m 👀📝

Urs... you’re my favourite person ever. Let’s get into this.

scarlet - What would your OC do if they found a mysterious sack of money just left unattended?

Okay, before Coast City gets blown up... Autumn tries to return it to their owner. There’s probably a small moment where she considers keeping it for herself, but, like, she’s a hero. She’s gotta do the right thing here, she’s pretty sure there’s a rule about it somewhere.

After the Coast City debacle... she doesn’t hesitate to keep for herself. Does she need it? Not really. Does she care? Also not really. She’s at a very selfish point in her life & is kind of... apathetic to other people.

amber - What would your OC do if they found out their significant other(s) are cheating on them?

Oh... this would be a mess. It doesn’t matter if it’s before Coast City is destroyed because Autumn’s already full of trust issues & if someone cheated on her... she’s already mentally unstable, people, stop hurting her.

She’d go to Hal, no matter what. Would that end well for her significant other? Good God no. Hal does not need a satantic cricket taking him for a joyride to commit murder for his protege, okay, he was down for that like two weeks after meeting her.

There’s definitely a messy break-up, because Autumn is generally a dramatic person, but something like this? Yeah, she’s torched their place. It’s on fire and she does not care.

Absolutely follows it up by crashing with either Hal or Carol & if she does go to Carol, then Hal will arrive with her favourite take-out. May bring her to beat up bad guys.

honey - What would your OC do if they lost a treasured possession? Imagine that there is no way this item could be replaced or bought again, that it is 100% gone forever and they can’t get it back.

She goes insane and commits mass murder. Autumn would probably freak out. Like, she’s got a little arrowhead necklace from Roy & she doesn’t wear it anymore (she hasn’t since Coast City) but it means everything to her & if she lost it... she’d be a wreck. Roy doesn’t even talk to her anymore & it’s pretty much all she has left of their friendship, the only thing that remains & yeah, it’d mess with her if she lost it.

And, well. It’s firmly established that this girl cannot regulate her emotions in a healthy manner.

seafoam - What would your OC do if they ever got stranded somewhere or lost? They have only a few basic supplies with them and have no idea where they are and are completely alone with only themself to rely on.

As shown... a lot... if Autumn’s on her own for too long, she loses her mind and starts to blow stuff up. She’s stranded on some alien planet with no way off? Nobody’s coming to get her? She’s alone for an extended period of time? Her powers are going haywire. She’d probably try to calm herself down, but it wouldn’t really work.

Honeslty, pre-Coast City Autumn would actually handle it a lot better. She has literal endless faith in Hal, Guy, John, etc, & convinces herself within minutes that they’ll find her. All she’s gotta do is survive & since Ollie’s taken her on so many camping trips, she reckons she’s fine.

cerulean - What would your OC do if time suddenly froze only for them?

Like, okay, Autumn in the beginning? She engages in assorted shenanigans, really dumb pranks that’ll never be able to linked back to her. She absolutely frames Wally for a few. They’re all pretty harmless thiugh & it’d take her a while to freak out, even slightly, because she’s accustomed to weird stuff happening & is like... ‘oh is this what we’re doing today? cool i’m drawing a mustache on martian manhunter’s face’

Later, she’s using it for murder, I don’t care. Time freezes, she realizes what’s happened & is like, well, I guess I gotta kill Slade Wilson, don’t I?

lilac - What would your OC do if they found a baby abandoned on their doorstep in the middle of the night?

She freaks out! Like, I’m putting this when she’s an adult so... she doesn’t fully trust herself around kids? I mean, look at Rachel; she did almost kill her. And babies are so fragile, she’s almost definitely holding this one wrong, oh god, she’s gonna crack their skull.

She brings the baby to Guy, in the end, because a) she trusts him & b) he’s a social worker, he’s gonna know what to do with a baby.

(Guy, meanwhile, is genuinely amused that she seems terrified by a baby. Trigon? Fine, no problem, she can handle that. A small human? This is it, this is how the entire world ends).

peach - What would your OC do if someone confessed their love to them?

There’s been, like, three people to tell Autumn that they love her in a romantic sense... when Arisia told her, Autumn was practically bouncing off the walls because her amazing, talented, beautiful girlfriend just told her that she loves her, oh my god, this is literally the best day of her life. To be honest, if anyone in her previous relationships had dropped the L bomb, she wouldn’t have been so okay with it, but her & Arisia have been friends for years.

Dick tells her that he loves her eventually &, uh, she doesn’t handle it that well. Like!!!! Autumn doesn’t think she deserves Dick in any way & she especially doesn’t think that she deserves his love, not after everything that’s happened. She’s also a lil dumb because every single ‘I could never hate you’ was a low key declaration of love.

When Kory tells her, it’s after Dick & Auutmn have suggested that idea of all of them beingin a relationship. I mean, let’s be honest, Autumn’s been in love with Kory for a while (seriously... Autumn, you don’t platonically think about your friends like that, there’s no such thing as platonic make out sessions, please grow a brain cell xoxo) & that goes both ways! And Autumn & Dick wouldn’t even be having that comversation with Kory if they weren’t very seriously committed to the idea of being with her, so... yeah, tht one goes down very well.

pearl - What would your OC do if a natural disaster hit their home? What would they do in the aftermath?

[insert wheezing here]

chocolate - What would your OC do if they were forced to sacrifice one of their most beloved people to save another of their beloved people? Only one can survive.

Okay, so!!! Matter of the fact is, Autumn, my sweet darling angel, would sacrifice literally anyone for Hal, even Dick. He is the single most important person in her life. Like, honestly, if Parallax had outright said that he needed Autumn to come with him... that’s it. She’s gone. He’s her family, in a way that nobody else really acomplishes, because he’s the only person that Autumn’s ever truly vinerable with.

So, yeah, if she whas to choose between Hal & anybody else, Hal wins. Hal & the universe? She picks Hal. He’s really not the biggest fam of this but, uh, he’s the same.

She would put Dick over a lot of people, too. He’s never gonna reach Hal’s level, but, yeah, she’d let a few people die for him.

If it ever came down to her picking between him & Hal though... she’d hate herself, but she knows who she’d pick. She always does.

pitch - What would your OC do if they were being interrogated for valuable information? *bonus* What would they do if this interrogation turned down a darker road e.g torture?

It... depends on who’s doing the interrogation, to be honest. Because, like, it has happened to her a lot. Girl has been taken into government questioning over things like the GLs but she does not talk. Autumn is loyal to a fault & it’s very hard to get her to crack.

Unless you’re Sinestro, in which case... yeah, fun added bonus of easily being able to emotionally manipulate her.

When it comes to torture... hm. Before everything that happened with Casot City & Parallax, I’d say it’d eventually work on her. Like, faster in her younger years, slower when she’s older, but ultimately, yeah. She’s between the ages of 13 and her early twenties, so she’d definitely crack eventually.

After that whole shit show, though? Lmao, no. No form of torture is gonna get through her. Exception is, of course, Sinestro for the sheer emotional pain it’d cause, but beyond that? Not happening. Although, honestly, in the direct aftermath of everything... who the fuck is even gonna try hurting her. Who even has the balls.

#q & a #oc: autumn alita #URS ILYSM YOU'RE AN ANGEL #en knee ways... autumn is just... wow. i love her. i should post about her more on this blog

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m00nslippers · 5 years

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Everyone Crushing On Jason AU

AKA Jason is absolutely oblivious to his own hotness AU, AKA the Batfam is being tortured by Jason’s admirers AU, AKA half the Justice League is in love with Jason AU.

God this thing got huge, lol, here’s the whole thing from the beginning.

*This post will be updated as more is added*

It started with this older post from a while ago: “All batkids, confused by their teammates crushes on Jason”

But then it got revived in a post by @whumpbby: “Damian just found out Jon has a crush on Jason”

This is where it jumped from just the batfam to the superfam: “So almost everyone has a crush on Jason, right?”

“Bashful Jason is the Best Jason”

Then @wrongblacksun really fleshed it out with me and now it’s the whole dang JL: “Does Bruce know about the Crushes?”

“I can see Talia being smug about Jason's popularity.”

Jason admits to being bisexual, Dick doesn’t take it well: What if someone asks Jason what's is his sexuality?”

Kyle can’t catch a break: “What if Jason came back from a mission with the outlaws and he was meeting with Bruce at the watchtower”

Jason is a cat confirmed: “What if some of the heroes and the JL would talk to kori and Roy and ask how is sex with Jason“

Batfam shenanigans, Bruce is done: “Man i really want to know how catwoman asking Jason out went down“

Everyone crushing on Jay: “Can you imagine Jason being a total badass doing badass kicks and flips”

Roy shows his possessiveness: “What if Jason gets hurt badly on a mission?“

Hal Jordan takes things too far: “What does everyone think about Jason’s Tazer Titties?”

Ivy Puts her foot down “Poison Ivy protecting Jason’s virtue is literally everything.”

Jay is a nerd “Is everyone aware of what a big fucking nerd Jason is?”

Jason is the life of the JL party: “Can u imagine Jason giggling in the everyone has a crush on Jason au”

Jason reaches peak obliviousness: “So, Jason thinks that Hal and Guy are dating?“

Roy has a meltdown: “Oh so when he was just a hot mess with guns and a leather jacket you guys weren't interested...”

Jason misses out on a mission: “What if there's an undercover mission that Bruce sends Jason on?”

Kara fantasizes: “Ok but imagine Jason's admirers seeing his non-badass qualities”

Guy pulls a Hal: “Can u imagine someone chest bumping Jason and the they go flying across the room”

Roman has a bad day: Jason wraps his thighs around a thug to choke him and knock him out and now the thug won't stop bragging about it.

Kyle in denial: “I'm pretty sure in crushing au Jason thinks that Kyle still hate him “

Harper resists: “ Jason running at a thief, jumps at them right at their face wraps his thighs around their neck flipping them to the ground“

Roy is trying, you guys: “Tbh it's cute thinking about Roy going all Overprotective Mama Hen over Jason“

Clark weighs in: “What does superman think about the gossip in the watchtower about how hot Jason is?”

Tim hatches a plan: “Jason in booty shorts for the Jason’s thighs attract pretty much everyone AU?“

Kyle has outdone himself (Art): “Jason in booty shorts but! With a crop top on but still wearing his jacket “

Jason and magic: “What does every one think about Jason all blades swords?”

Jessica's fanfic 1: “Ok i must be going off the tangent now but hear me out, if Jaydick happened in your everyone has a crush on Jason Au“

Tim’s plan comes together: “Tim: hey Jason, you should patrol while dressed as Lara Croft“

Jason’s fluffy hair (Art): “Jason has the most fluffiness hair in all universe especially in the everyone has a crush on Jason au”

Jason and glasses (Art): “ Jason with glasses that makes his eyes so FREAKING beautiful in every one has a crush on Jason au”

Kon gets on Jason’s last nerve: “Bruce ask Jason to pick a hero to help him with his mission so he picks Duke and kon”

You don’t wanna fight Jason (Art): “Okay but like Jason wearing sweatpants while training is absolutely everything“

Jason is a bottom, revealed: “how do you think everyone would react once they found out jason’s a bottom“

Alfred is not having it: “Okay but like what does Alfred think about every one crushing on Jason?”

Jay's sexy bod (Art): "Jason Thunder thighs Todd u can look but can't touch or grope"

To Yeet or Not to Yeet: “I bet kon just goes bragging about the red hood just effortlessly yeeting him across the room.“

How to get a hook-up with Jason: “ What if Jason's obliviousness was too much that some people outright asked him out to get the message through “

The Mystery of the White Streak 1: “Does anybody like Jason's white floof in everyone has a crush on Jason au? Or nah”

Roman makes preparations, Li is done: “ Li: Don't you think you're getting a little too obsessed? Black Mask: I am NOT obsessed”

Jessica’s fanfic 2: “They find him under some stair and he's panting heavily with half closed eyes, a blush on his face and is very flustered“

The Mystery of the White Streak 2: “ Um the question? Why don't you just ask Jason about his white hair?”

Roy and Bizarro join forces: “Okay, listen, Roy is definitely mommy's cool boyfriend for Bizarro. He will adore him and try to spoil him whenever he can.”

The Mystery of the White Streak Revealed: “I think Jason with white hair is valid like he is just a sexy beautiful superb angel”

The Curse of the Watchtower Library: “how times did some one found Jason in the watchtower library asleep with books all around him?“

Rose makes Slade an offer: “Slade is in the mix of people who find Jason attractive and Rose is ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED“

The Jason Todd Appreciation Society: Alright. Let's stop beating around the bush here. Who has actually managed to seal the deal in this au?

Tickle Attack: “ Is Jason ticklish in crushing au?“

Guy considers his options: “ What kind of courting gifts do you think Jason gets in ECoJ au?”

Scars (Art): “In crushing au does Jason have freckles or any scars visible on his face or body?”

Tickle Attack 2: “In the crushing au how would they react to Cass tickling Jason in front of them?”

Ma Gunn don’t play: “Since Ma gunn is Jasons biological grandmother, how does she react to everyone wanting to woo Jason in the ECoJ au?”

Guy’s date is ruined: “ I actually found out that before the reboot, Guy Gardner owned and ran a bar on Oa. And we all know what happens when Jason goes to bars... "

Jason and singing: “ how many did the members of JL and the batfamily caught Jason singing? Or does he sing or no”

Kara makes fashion suggestions: ”His helmet is cracked and u can see half of his face and a black eye forming and his jacket and some of his body armor is ripped off “

Bi-Pride Jason (Art): “Can u pls draw Jason holding up the bisexual flag on top a building as he watches a pride parade”

Jason gets unwanted attention: “ In crushing au Did any one in the universe saw how hot and adorable Jason is and try to steal him? “

Batfam and Bananas: “So wait both Dick and Jason eat bananas by deepthroating them?”

Unfortunate costume swap 1: “What if in ECoJ au Jason and Artemis switch uniforms because he lost a bet xD”

Unfortunate costume swap 2: “Now imagine that Jason has to go on his day still having to wear Artemis clothes“

#Everyone Crushing on Jason AU #headcanon #imagine #Jason Todd #Red hood #This is pure crack #frequently updated #masterpost

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