#so don't ask

[rockybloo]

*WHILE BANGING POTS AND PANS TOGETHER* Reminder that Glitter and Guilt is an adult story for older audiences and sex is a key theme in the story since it is literally about Sweetheart and Bitterbat's relationship

If sex or sex talk makes you uncomfortable then PLEASE don't read...or if you do read, do not get mad at me when Bitterbat and Sweetheart get intimate in comic together

Yes, there are way more than just sex in the story BUT I also know not everyone is keen on sex in general so I am just gonna keep making these PSA posts

#rocky rambles #glitter and guilt #i'm not taking sex out the story either #so don't ask #important rockypost

[ireallydolikeyou2]

Only Ever saying some nonsense

#except when i'm not #so don't ask #idk either

[sleepytoycollection]

ever think about how there’s technically nothing within the lore of Spongebob or G1 Monster High that contradicts and technically they could exist in the same universe. could Posea and Princess Mindy be related? maybe. may-be.

#I was gonna include Kala Peri and Pearl but I couldn't fit them in the shot #and I forgot Finn bc I'm an idiot #I do not have the other aquatic ghouls #so don't ask

[the-spam-specialist]

Spamton’s Twitter Announcement

“I've come to make an announcement, Swatch the Swatchling is a bitch-ass motherfucker. They kicked me out of the fucking mansion.

That's right, they put on their monochrome ass get-up and kicked me out of the fucking mansion. And they said, 'Stay off the premises', and I said 'Eat my [Hyperlink Blocked]'.

So I'm making a callout post on my [Twitter.com]. Swatch the Swatchling, you have a shit outfit. It's as shitty as this trashbag but way shittier. And guess what, here's what my new form look like: *reveals NEO*

That's right, baby. All [Freedom], no [Birds], no [Monochrome]. Look at that, it looks like a [Heaven-Piercing Body].

They took my room, so guess what? I'm gonna take the mansion. That's right this is what you get: MY SUPER [PIPIS] TAKEOVER. Except I'm not gonna take over the mansion, I'm gonna go higher: I'M TAKING OVER THE FOUNTAIN.

That's right Queen, I took over the fountain you idiot! You have 23 hours before a fucked up dear girl freezes you all, now get the fuck out of my sight before she freezes me, too.”

#deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #spamton #spamton g spamton #swatch #queen #sonic fandub #sonic adventure 2 fandub #eggman's announcement #eggman's twitter announcement #deltarune meme #spamton meme #I don't know why I made this #so don't ask

[the-ghost-of-a-spirit]

Hundreds of years later, Erskine Ravel is regarded as a hero, Ghastly Bespoke's death is seen as a necessity, if it ever happened. Skulduggery Pleasant is little more than a myth, used to scare small children. The Dead Men are no longer.

#skulduggery pleasant #i have no clue where im going with this #so don't ask

[wtfwayne]

trying my damn hardest to get my vision to work out and make this tntduo au good

#idk if it's going well or not #so don't ask #wilbur brainrot #tntduo fanfic

[furrbbyx]

Day 11346 of not waking up in a monster cuddle pile like god intended. I'll never reach nirvana at this rate

#terato #my life is harder than everyone else's #and yes I'm including starving children #so don't ask #monster fucker #monster lover

[idontknowwhattoputsoiamgonnasay]

when hunter gets angry he has a British accent

#hunter toh #crack post #headcanon #This was in my mind and now I can't stop thinking about it #U can't convince me this isn't true #He also swears like a British person #Luz caught him swearing like a British person once and she said "careful ur inner British is showing #Hunter didn't know what that ment at first #But once he found out it was a country he would through a pillow at Luz every time she said it #Dont ask where he got the pillow from #I honestly have no idea #They could be in the middle of the wood and hunter would still find a pillow to launch at luz' face when she would say that to him #Idk what I'm tagging anymore #Don't question me #Its like 1am #So don't ask

[capucapo]

- Best childhood memory you can recall?

- Worst childhood memory you can recall?

best: ...the first time my brother and I played minecraft. there was a TV and xbox in the rec room at the orphanage but this group of older boys always hogged it.... i'll never forgot how exciting it was when we finally got a chance to play. we lost our first base and started building another one... one hill away from the old one. it was so funny I almost peed myself laughing, but I didn't want to get up because I was afraid we wouldn't get another chance....

worst: ....everything about our adoptive father.

#I'm not elaborating #so DON'T ask #answers

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

#slightly dotty child or world's most precocious scam artist? you decide. #i asked where his parents were and apparently they were queuing for a table at the restaurant across the street #he even pointed them out to me #so don't worry this was not an unsupervised bébé #be shh now #containment breach

[unholyhymns]

still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill

#i will be doing this again if im ever asked the question like that again #i make a habit of talking to street preachers tho so im used to it. they tell me the most insane thing and i collect #their mark of the beast literature #*kicking my religious studies degree under the rug* come closer i don't bite

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies' #note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either? #edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it' #but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion? #i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

[pimsri]

“Resurrection”

#pimsriart #pimsriart2023 #I have been playing so much path of titans ahhhhh #dinosaur is my childhood hyperfixation lol #but i literally don't know anything else #i'm dumb and science can't get into my brain pls don't ask me which dino are they bc i don't know DX #dinosaur #uhhh #iguanodon #i think #and some #raptors #birds #the text is from mahler's symphony no2 finale

[lenabloggingthingy]

I hate working on projects with sapphic characters because what do I do with all these feelings? who do I talk to about it if it's not even out yet? fuck

#personal #if i even say one single thing about this show mickey mouse himself is gonna come to my house at night and break my legs #so don't ask

[canisalbus]

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumbr #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #sort of a destress thing #still really tired and fatigued and hurty every day I don't know why #screens have been giving me eyestrain/headache quickly so I've been trying to avoid them #not having the energy to draw and talk to people and respond to asks is bringing my mood down