#so fucked up we just feed him that

[downydig]

#so fucked up we just feed him that #literally eats objects #hopefully the paint isnt oils #hed be dead from turpentine poisoning #poor parsley #animation junk? #well... i suppose! #my art #doodles #parsley botch #flower kid #smile for me game #sfm

[luck-of-the-drawings]

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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #GONNA START FORMATTING MY COMICS BETTER. W THE PROPER 'PREV' 'NEXT' LINKS #REALLY DIDNT EXPECT TO CONTINUE THIS SERIES BUT AAAUUUHH MY BRRAAAIN MY BRAIN IS SO IDEASSS. I HAVE 3 OTHER PAGES SKETCHED OUT #NO PROMISES ILL FINISH EM ANY TIME SOON OR EVER. MY WHIMS ARE THEIR OWN BEAST AND I ONLY DRAW ON MY WHIMS #THAT BEING SAID IF U COMMISSIONED ME ILL GEEETT TO YOUUU IM SORRYYYY. ART IS AN EMOTIONAL RELEASE FOR ME N BABY I HAVE EMOTIONS. #ESPECIALLY ABOUT GILLION TIDESTRIDER CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSEA HERO OF THE DEEP.for the desc here i put smth that i typed up in the tags of #another thing i made. i gotta make a proper Baby Gillion tag or smth. eventually.. eventually...I LOVE DRAWIN THIS LIL BABY GUY.. #i also LOVE depicting the teachers as just being so fuckin mean. ofc theres variation in that. just like in all things.like the teacher her #idk if itll be mentioned but the octo lady is named Ms Octburn.an octopus pun based off the name of an actual councilor i had #when i was in elementary school i got bullied alot but teachers never did anything. i hated adults and didnt trust them. #but this councilor o mine was so genuinely sweet. i remember spending alot of time w her. she doesnt work there anymore. #but that one school adult that actually earns ur trust and is there for you when they can be.its SO important for a child i think #i hope she knows how much she helped me.youll see in the next page that ms octburn isnt perfect either.but she tries. they all try.somehow. #ALL these comics are gonna be inspired by somesorta experience o mine in the school system. school is so fucked up u ever thing abt that #AND GILLIOOOOONNN IN THE MOST FUCKED UP LITTLE SCHOOL OF ALL. MAINTAINED BY A CULT. CENTERED AROUND HIM. OUR CHOSEN ONE #I IMAGINE ALOT BANKS ON HIS SUCCESS. THIS IS THE WORLD. THE WHOLE WORLD. THE PROPHECY IS GOING TO COME TRUE N UR TELLIN ME #THAT ITS THIS LITTLE IDIOT THATS GONNA BE SAVING US? WHAT IF HE FAILS. IF HE CANT GET THIS RIGHT THEN HE WILL FAIL AND WE WILL DIE #WE NEED TO TRAIN HIM. WE NEED HIM TO LEARN. AND TO SUCCEED. OR ELSE WE'RE DEAD. WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD. I IMAGINE THAT MUST BE STRESSFUL #in other news i hope ppl actually giggle when they read these. they ARE intended to be comical. dark humor or whatever. like its also sad #this is intended to be a sad comic series. but a funny one too. does that make sense? god i hope so.saw some1 say they had flashbacks- #-reading this. like YES!! THE INTENDED EFFECT!! YOU GET ME!! i love seeing ppl get upset on this lil baby boys behalf. i LOVE seeing ppl- #-wail n weep n cry in the comments. i LOOOVE seeing ppl RELATE to baby gillion. and i love letting u all know that this wont be a happycomi #gillion gets his happiness arc in the actual show. this series is one of unfortunate events. teehehehe. do u guys remember that show #i keep listening to the lil songs from A Series of Unfortunate Events for inspiration. GOOD STUFF!! #anyway uuhh uhh thats all i got in my brain. for now. feed me ur comments give me ur input i NNEEEEEDD THHEEEMMMM

[vanhelsingapologist]

Leo got his sword arm cut off by Rahadin so his portrait had to change a tiny bit.

Also one of our party members assured him of his morality and he laughed out loud <\3

#We brought Leo back just to get him captured by Strahd #He escaped! #He got his arm cut off by Rahadin and I guess that freak just kept it for scrying #so Leo just moves around barovia trying to evade literal actual strahd #if he were not a vampire he would die of sepsis #now every once and a while he pulls up on the party and raises a little hell before fucking off #we believe literally everything he tells us. not an insight in sight. #he literally kidnapped a pc to interrogate them and we were like “yeah ❤️ that’s leo!” #but now that we’re fully against strahd he’s like wow I will lend you my singular hand. no need to thank me. #my point with all this is: feed the bones. nothing bad will happen. I promise :) #curse of strahd #leo dilisnya #dungeons and dragons campaign #dungeons and dragons character #dungeons and dragons art #dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd art #dnd character #dnd npc #dnd fanart

[bottombaron]

i kno he had a lot going on at the moment and he wasnt there for the Patton Oswalt-Batman event but i just know, deep down in my heart of hearts, 42 hours after he's been returned as a human, Guillermo De La Cruz is going to be spending a lot of time in that potting shed thinking abt Nandor's scary aggressive dom phase

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor #nandermo #i know it because thats what ive been doing for the the past 4 days #i have no other way to say this so im going to just say it: Guillermo is GAY gay ok #and a 6-foot tall pretty boy just loomed over him held his hands kept him in place to tell him he can kill him in his mother language #you just knoW Guillermo is having a crisis abt that when he's acquired enough distance from his angst #furthermore: it will take even longer for his pussy to catch up to seeing Nandor at the feast #literally ROLLING HIS HIPS with his arms braced on either side of him like a bedframe #like hes a fucking beast feeding on a gazelle #but Guillermo is going to kicking Laszlo out of the potting shed indefinitely when he does #like Nandor is never /that/ much of a vampire and he went to 100% monster mode and Guillermo is a certified monster fucker #you kno Nandor was fulfilling so many fantasies for Guillermo in those moments #my baby boy is going to be THIRSTY for the next 13 years fr

[helpmycatisblue]

I am severly art blocked rn and this dude is the only thing I can draw. Honestly Asmo lives in my brain 24/7 and I dont think he’s leaving anytime soon. Tbh I dont mind but he should start paying rent...

+ facial scars asmo headcanon because I love giving him imperfections. Even if the whole point of that headcanon is to make him look kind of gross he always ends up looking so damn pretty anyways I just wanna smooch him

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me fanart #obey me shall we date asmo #obey me shall we date asmodeus #obey me shall we date fanart #obey me nightbringer #obey me nightbringer asmo #obey me nightbringer asmodeus #obey me nightbringer fanart #can i even start using the nightbringer tags for my art? #i mean the whole scars headcanon is about how he fucked up his face as he fell #so i guess it'd be like an alternate timeline to what happens in nightbringer #why am i talking about it like i know the plot of that game already #i just know they wont feed into my lovely headcanon about him #which is a shame because it'd flesh out his character so much #my canon is better than their canon solmare fight me #my art

[jimothystu]

Senspocalypse

#I have so many thoughts!!!!!! #so many people picking g lol #Timmy OF COURSE picking brady and OF COURSE bringing up how Brady always stands up for him 🙄 we get it you’re in love #CHABBY PICKING JOSH!!! saying they’d just have a good time!! calling him newf 🥺 #why does Drake have the wettest eyes he is the epitome of 🥹 #I love them all so fucking much and I love that the Sens social media team is feeding us content during the drought that is the off season #nhl #ottawa senators

[nandermoenthusiast]

guys i have been in a state for days. i am giddy i am gasping for air i am broken inside i am blushing i am sweating i am twirling my hair i am suffering i dont know how to deal with the very real possibility that nandor has loved guillermo for years and has been restraining himself, feigning aloofness, keeping his distance, because all these years he understood that maybe guillermo would never be ready for vampirism - and maybe hes been so depressed in the latest years because hes finally found someone he wants to spend eternity with, and he strongly suspects he will spend eternity missing them instead

#i truly truly truly dont know how to deal #this season recontextualised the whole show for me #if i shipped nandermo before now i am absolutely batshit crazy about them and its all i think about #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #this is just speculation but i just - i feel it in my bones #like fuck imagine having been alone for 800 years. fuck. imagine losing lover after lover and being kind of a disaster at romance actually #imagine finding someone you so easily connect with and theyre so amazing you love them so much they can even hold their own against you #and fuck they like you back. and then you understand that they are too fundamentally kind to be a monster. #and its like a fucking stake through the heart its like youre made of glass and youre shattering #i hate this and i swear to god. they need to end up together. not just to end up together #they need to spend the rest of their lives together and ideally eternity tbh #i dont care gizmo you get over the killing hangup and have nandor turn you and spend eternity in #bliss and shenanigans. like man. man. man. i love how this season turned out i really do #but i hope its more of a ‘he had not thought it through and wasn’t ready and also we need to have nandor do it fr’ #anyway nandor becoming human is also ok but i really hope that they find a way to navigate guillermos inability to kill #like. nandor killing for him or him robbing blood banks or him only hunting predators etc #or him feeding without killing people #just bc i still really like the concept of them having so much time together and their time together not be limited #i feel like after all those years pining for one another. they deserve that

[vvitchy-succubus]

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#i woke up and he's still gone #so i guess this is really happening #i dont understand #48 hours ago we were talking about hazbin hotel #and joking about how he needs to just make me a house key because i feed his cat so much #and now i have to start writing his obituary #and we're discussing his pallbears wearing the same stupid sunglasses he always wore #and the governor called my mom to give his condolences #and im just sitting here telling myself that i cant text him and tell him about whats going on because he's not there to answer #he's the person i call when horrible things happen #he's my best fucking friend #how am i supposed to just keep going without him? #we had plans #we were gonna be old people together #and now thats all just gone? #it doesn't make sense #i can't make it make sense

[wanyinchen]

We all know that S3 is gonna be about the Second Coming-slash-Final Judgement blah blah blah blah blah but what i NEED is for Jesus to radiate so much little sibling energy™. I need them and Crowley to be a chaotic-sibling-bestie duo ok??? It's one of the only ways i can heal

#good omens #crowley #i need jesus to be a very chill dude (gn. they could be a little girl for we know) who pops out of the silver plane and surrounded by CIA #angel bodyguards and then they see Crowley and just fucking runs up to him to choke-bear hug hybrid him the way only little clingy sibs do #and then the angel operatives freak out #jesus: GASPS!!! HI BESTIEE🥰🥰🥰!!! how are ya doin? #crowley: what #angel mafia: !!!! AKDSKSDHASDJKL #and then crowley proceeds to kidnap him and then babysit him. they go to the barbie premier and the Eras tour and the bahamas and just went #around the world. leaving chaos in their wake. we're talking about confusion bafflement and maybe a whole ton of buffets being suddenly #replaced with fish and bread that could feed 6000 people. and then they fuck over governments without even trying and giving the poor the #queers the conspiracy theorists and all of the marginalized peeps everything they WANT #and where was aziraphale in all of this? stuck on heaven's top floor just seething that he can't go out cause the metatron locked him in. #the metatron angel-proofed the whole building just so aziraphale cannot leave. they're in lockdown and everyone is panicking. Aziraphale #the pedantic loophole-obsessed bastard that he is. was like "If they fucking angel-proofed superheaven then I'm gonna escape the good old- #fashioned human way. He then demolishes the glass with his bare fists. everyone screams and he walks out of heaven wearing #his tartan and shades because cool bamf angels don't look at the chaos they unleashed.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

EPISODE 2 AND 3 HAVE BEEN SOOOO FUN im already so emotionally attached to each of these characters.. if anything bad ever happens to any of them im killing everyone and then everyone.

#cw blood #cw vomiting #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #ARTHUR BENNETS DRY HUMOR IS SOOO FUCKIN FUNNY OH MY GOOODDD the sleepin upside down bit omg.. #i love drawing him with just the same stoic expression. he is a stone cold pillar of ice to me. one that loves his little kitty kittyyyyy #i loved watching him work with emizel aswell the dynamic is SOO FUN #I LOVE THAT EMIZEL IS SO FOND OF CATS TOO LIKE RAAAHH THATS SO SWEET.. pepper is his favorite cat.... #the part with him defending pepper was SO CUTE UGHH i love emizel he is so small and sharp and pointy AND YET #there is LOVE IN THAT BOYS MOSTLY DEAD HEART I TEEELLL YOU HWAT!!! and in other news: #i love love love the concept of 'royal shut-in gets lost in the big city' MY BABY BOY SHILOOO I ADORE HIMMMM #AND DEACON WAS SOOOO NICE TO HIM givin him a place to stay n helpin him dress up for the party and taking him around town to see the sights #im in love with deacon i love him soooo much. AND ALSO. ABOUT SHILO. #HE CAN EAT FOOOOOD LIKE SURE THE GARLIC GOT HIM BUT WE GGOOOTTA GIVE HIM A MILKSHAKE OR SMTH #LIKE I THOUGHT IN THE FIRST EPISODE WHEN HE SIPPED SODY N NOTHING HAPPENED. I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUSTA FLUKE #BUT NO ITS A PATTERN ITSA PATTERN HE CAN EAT FOOD!!! BABY BOY CAN EAT FOOOD!!!!!!! FEED HIM MORE FOOD!!! food is the best human creation #I HOPE MORE GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO THESE BOYS. especially since. well. okay so ive seen the 4th episode. sigh. #like holy fuck. hey ep4? what the fuck? hey you just let that happen? what the fuck. what the FUCK. EPISODE 4. HEY WHAT THE FUCK #THAT DIDNT NEED TO HAPPEN. OH MY GOD. THIS BETTER END WELL. IN TWO WEEKS I KNOW YALLRE GONNA BE SCREAMIN TOO BC OHHH MY GLOD. WHAT THE FUCK #EPSIDOE FOUR STILL HAS ME FUCKED UP SO BAD OH MY GOD. I WILL NEVER BE OVER IT. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHYYYYYY. NOOOOOOO!

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

revelations: lonan hallowed bodies gender crisis

#the way this novella got……. so much BETTER WITH THIS #when I realized lonancore is actually pink flower petals & pearl necklaces #everyTHING CHANGED #those aesthetic posts I rb to the side blog #LIKE PASTEL PINK??? ACTUALLY HIM #(he also gives bloodshed and sharp knives but PASTEL PINK???) #that post of vintage christian perfume bottles is HIS GENDER #seeing that was like yeah this makes a lot of sense #TAKING YOU WITH ME BABY #we always do these things together lmao love him sm <3 #I just had a really great conversation with a friend today about this & I’m excited #anyway hallowed bodies is going to be soooo fucking good #processing religious trauma & identity & queerness & aesthetic through this man??? W for me L for him (as usual) #BUT ALSO W FOR HIM #BUT HOW FRUSTRATING IS IT THAT #HARRISON REALLY NEEDS HB LONAN #AND LONAN REALLY NEEDS BB HARRISON #like if they met RIGHT NOW (which is so plausible since they’re in THE SAME CITY at THE SAME TIME) #they would heal each other #but of course they overcomplicate things as always and we end up with them trying to drown each other in feeding habits #and by them I mean harrison #Harrison has no chill in feeding habits #he says: I want to kill you NOW and I’m going to use your fear of water against u #like ok on one hand king shit on the other hand get thee to a therapist

[gilliontidestriderchampionoftheu]

guys i am slash gen so happy for grefgor and i am actually ELATED that arthur looks weird now

#my post #the suckening spoilers #I COULD NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW ARTHUR #BUT A CREATURE?? A KINDA FUCKED UP LOOKING GUY??? I CAN DO THAT!!!!! #he is 1000 times more beautiful to me #like from shrek and he is fiona #and grefgor........ i am so happy for him. having a life outside of serving his princes #WHEN HE TOLD THEM NO. THAT THEY COULD NOT FEED OFF OF HAZEL #ARE WE SKIPPING OVER THAT. THATS SO IMPORTANT HE TOLD THEM *NO* #yknow i think he loves her so much bcus shes so like. 'yeah. whatever.' yknow?? #shes not telling him what to do or what to think. shes barely doing that for herself tbh #shes so chill i love hazel #um i mean proposing after less than a month of knowing eachother is kinda crazy and she also does NOT know hes a vampire and i feel like #they should maybe work that out first. but im sooooo happy i was kinda thinking hedve just spent the month standing there waiting for them #to come back. or hed be dead. but hes LIVING HIS LIFE :DDD #also seeing people upset that shilo x grefgor isnt gonna be canon ToT GIRL SHILOS ARO???? #LIKE?? AT EDWARD TWILIGHTS HOUSE W THE LEVEL 1 BLOOD BOND? GRIZZLY WAS LIKE 'OH CMON NO ROMANTIC FEELINGS AT ALL' AND BIZLY WENT 'NO HES NO #REALLY CAPABLE OF THAT' #LIKE ITS CANON <3 PEACE AND LOVE AND LIGHT <333 #THIS IS ALL I HAD TO SAY GOODBYE

[halinski]

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#me: *absolutely loathes pictures of me* #*definitely prefers big dogs like mastiffs and cane corsos and rottweilers and shepherd* #*is not a fan of babies and that even extends to puppies and kittens a lot of the time* #(just bc i hate being responsible for someone and i am afraid to disappoint and i always have this unreasonable fear my every breath even #will somehow hurt anyone smaller than me and that i'm a bad influence okay) #also me: #*gets attached to a little chihuahua puppy who was smuggled in from abroad at 6 weeks and ended up at our clinic for a 10 week stay* #the first time that is #after he was dumped by his so called family probably those that smuggled him #he was so sick he could barely stand and see and he still was searching just for physifal contact #but bc he was smuggled into the ciuntry and so young and we didnt know what he had he was in isolation #and he was just a tiny little thing with a ginormous head 😭 #still on baby milk #and every two hours we were in there feeding him but he was coughing up a storm #and the vets were like “who knows if he'll survive” #and then he was back again last week and dude he has grown!!! #and lowkey i love him #and i know i know you can't get attached too much in this job but you do YOU FUCKING DO OKAY #and he was back with his foster fam in like 3 days this time thankfully #but he's the cutest fucking thing omg #still so small we could barely get an iv in jfc #he got the iv thats reserved for bunny ears!!! in his tiny hindleg #it was a fucking struggle #and he was coughing again and had bloody diarrhea but he ate like a champ to keep his bloodsugar up #and he greeted us with a waving paw every time 😭😭 #literally i love him okay #and a colleague took a picture of us and at first i like ghosted her bc i ran away from he chat wheb she sent the picture #but i am lowkey treasuring it rn #ignore me #i wanna adopt paul

[toytulini]

idk. picky eater rights. im coming to your events and turning my picky bitch nose up at your fancy ass desserts you spent a bajillion hours working over in the kitchen and asking if i can find like a basic ass brownie with no extra flairs or ingredients or steps or whatever the fuck. cry about it. stop trying to feed me

#toy txt post #they gotta have some picky eater bitches be the judges on those food competition shows i stg #sorry for committing the unforgivable sin of my tastebuds didnt enjoy the food you made. it was intended as a personal slight actually #i am trying to offend you for real. yeah. thats definitely whats happening. god/sssss #like god irl if i dont like food you made ill try to be fuckin gracious about it buf dont fucking get mad at me for like. idk. prepping my #own foods you percieve as worth less or whatever the fuck. ppl are so fucking weird about food. #honestly guy on prev post didnt even dislike the cake it sounded like but was just experiencing the human emotion of disappointment #when the little specific joy he was looking forward too was not what he expected. if she had asked him 'do you mind if i make a similar cake #that is not the exact same as the one you asked for? maybe he wouldve been fine cos he wouldnt have been looking forward to that specific #thing. OR maybe he wouldve said if youre not going to make this very specific one im looking forward to then dont bother i dont want you #wasting the time and effort and then she wouldnt have been mad. or maybe she wouldve. ppl do get weird about that kind of thing #maybe saying that wouldve been a crime too. guess that dumb asshole shouldve shut up and eaten his stupid cake and enjoyed it and said #nothing. a recipe for happiness #anyway. hot take ig stop putting nuts in desserts. alllergy havers will prolly thank you but you know who else will thank you? #every day i see takes about food that make me think i really should be more of a picky bitch eater on maim to knock yall pretentious #food fuckers down a peg tbh. every day i resist the urge but god how yall test me. let me be the judge on a cooking show. #weird assholes who are rude abt ppl having allergies or sensory issues: come here. im going to break you #anyway more of us picky bitches who are picky just for like. casual reasons. we should he loud picky bitches on main. if a cook or baker or #whatever can accommodate my picky bitch ass thats difficult to feed for no reason we can be sure they can accommodate allergy havers #and ppl w medical restricted diets. if they can be gracious about me just not vibing w the food then they can def be gracious about more #sensitive reasons. yea i could choke down the food i dont like probably. it wouldnt make me throw up or send me to the hospital. but why #should i? if youre an asshole to me about simply not liking your shit then why the hell would i feel safe disclosing medical info to your #bitch ass? why would i trust you to follow it? and not try to sneak some shit in bc you think you know better about food? #anyway #picky eater rights. let ppl be picky for no apparent reason. cos the ppl who have uwu Good Valid Reasons(tm) dont fucking owe you that #explanation

[kempt]

my mom is so infuriating

#we were doing just fine when she got home from work but then i started to fuss over the fact that my cat hasnt come back yet and im afraid #the other cats will fucking beat him up because it has happened once and it was not nice and she was like well what can we do if #something happens i guess he will just fucking die because i cant deal with this #and EVERY TIME she says this same thing and it just feeds my anxiety and paranoia more and more #like i know it's my fault that he ran away i took my eyes off of him for 2 seconds to take care of YOUR KIDS and that happened it's totally #on me #so. i might as well just be fucking worried if my cat gets hurt too badly because apparently no one is here for him but me #i get the money struggle. i understand you cant pay hundreds on vet and meds and whatever. but does it hurt to just #be a tiny bit just a little bit comprehensive. #do you not fucking know how important this cat is for me. do you know how far i would go for him. what i would do. what he has done for me #just by BREATHING just by sleeping in the same bed as me #i got carried away anyways. im just really anxious and sad and tired and stressed and really really anxious