#on me

[tennessoui]

Throatfic obi-wan could give Anakin the ultimate distraction by having his baby…

This is such a good point tbh but also can you imagine how many times obi-wan is like. “I need a day without the internal moral struggle of loving someone I know I can’t spend the rest of my life trying to police and I know my love is going to win out over my Jedi tenets and I will eventually become a creature I don’t recognize in order to carry on loving him. I just need a day without all that.” and so he’s like. ‘Hey. I think I’m pregnant’ so anakin will fixate on that for a few days instead of more sithy impulses.

like how many times a month is he like. yeah let’s get pampered. full on cucumbers over the eyes sort of pampered. we deserve it.

#asks #squick tag: a/b/o #throat fic au #obikin #im mostly joking #I think obi-wan would be walking a thin line #about feeling too young #and also about bringing a kid into the galaxy with them as parents #they’re not naturally good parents in this fic imo #so at what point would #obi-wan toss those morals to the side #and say yes I know the perfect thing to keep him fixated only #on me #a child

[laskosprettygirl]

LASKO AND COWORKER??????????????

#omg #it’s them #redacted audio #Lasko 🔛🔝 #on me #I should’ve bought it #:(

[souperdupes]

Damn, I'm so sorry you can't ship a canon aroace character, sounds like a you problem :)

#lgbtqia #aroace #arospec #asexual #here have some queer representation #on me #queer #pride #aromantic

[sunny-aster]

Genshin doesn't talk about this friendship enough

#when the love of your life dies and it traumatizes you #so you avenge his death then start persuing an immortal man #Beidou is just me #loving ningguang #cause I love her #scribbles #it just occurred to me yesterday how dangerous these two are they're both the suave-ass gays that could talk their way out of death #AND they're friends #breaking hearts through out all of genshin impact world #broken hearts in every nation #death of a bachelor plays when they both break to news to each other they actually might like-like someone #when you're both outlanders and whores and gay #a triple threat #on me #i'm the one that feels threatened #ningguang #beidou #beigguang #kazuscara #kaedehara kazuha #genshin impact

[30-3am]

When i said early 2000s james, 2003 james was on my mind, more specifically these pictures:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/763078730611555520/

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/170573904627968528/

i want him to put me in a headlock (affectionately).

#✭ - inbox #james hetfield #metallica #i just want his entire weight on top of me #just all of it #on me #idc if i suffocate

[thissweetenamor]

green on me ✮

#gymbabe #green #on me #move your body

[tanjo-rine]

I've been on tumblr since the dawn of time but I've never posted, take my cringeass hyperfixation art!

#hlvrai #half life vr but the ai is self aware #benrey #benrey hlvrai #gordon freeman hlvrai #sunkist hlvrai #tommy coolatta #tommy coolatta hlvrai #dr coomer #dr coomer hlvrai #dr bubby #hlvrai bubby #pink to blue means ily/r #white to yellow like teeth bared means im scared #benrey going thru it in this one boys #OH YEAH IM WATCHUNG THE FINAL FULL STREAM WITH MY FAVORTIE PERSON EVER ON FRIDAY !! SHOUT OUT TO THEM FOR INFLICTING ILLNESS (hlvrai) #ON ME #OK ILL SHUT UP #tanjo-rine art

[ohsenhun]

SOLOIST SEHUN ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

#sehun #oh sehun #king #❤️🌹 #exo-sc #solo #on me #waterbomb festival #photo credits are as watermarked

[barbieaiden]

alfira just casually gave me the coolest clothes ever

#look at them oh my god so pretty and shiny #i also finally found a cloak but it doesn't match the clothes but #i am wearing them anyway #also astarion is plotting murder #on me #i wish i could recruit alfira and rolan lia and cal #i don't hate my companions but idk if i have any strong positive feelings towards them either. you know #except karlach i really really like karlach #i like astarion in concept but i am having a little bit of trouble getting over the whole #disapproved 15 times because i was helping SLAVES ordeal like #yeeeeeeeeeah #gale is giving me strong anders from da2 vibes and it is making me uncomfortable lmao

[plushchimera]

well, that was nice 😌

#i guess #it had less of an impact #on me #compared to the 1st one #since u kind of already know the twist #still #loved it a lot

[kiingbiing]

Me, who already knows the answer: *searching* why do cats rub/do biscuits on you

Google: they love you

Me: they do?! 🥹

#talks #it’s that affirmation that they love me that keeps me going #was working from home #and my cat saw and cuddled ON ME #not in my lap of leg #ON ME #THIS IS RARE #IM STILL RIDING ON THAT HIGH #so so good #I love cats sm little cutie kitties #I bought a brush that he LOVES cause it’s firm and thin enough and it’s not sharp so he can use it to rub/scratch his face #he loves that so much

[charliedanilovich]

I love talking about how Tuvok is so loving and kind and warm bc after saying that I actually watch Voyager and remeber that he is also a massive fucking petty rude bitch. Character of all time.

#Very few characters have the effect of they're mean but it's okay #on me #Tuvok however is allowed to be as mean as he wants it's always morally correct for Tuvok to be mean #Tuvok is a 10 on a ship full of 6s. what is he to do? not be constantly exasperated?

[littlestellababy27]

Please lie here with me. Spend the day in bed.

We’ll return to our lives tomorrow, deal with it all then.

I just need a day. Just one day. Just a break.

And for you to hold me the whole time, and be here when I wake.

#just press pause #on me #for a day #when the day has passed #so will this feeling #and I’ll happily press play #Stella’s Q #stella says

[yugiohz]

i think I jinxed this teacher 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#I rlly didn’t wanna do this class and now she writes that she’s hurt herself and can’t come to mentor me I feel so bad I rlly do think thats #on me

[slavicafire]

oh, the fates' cruel hunt should no longer move me so - and yet, and yet!

the church ceremony is the one part of the wedding I will not be attending - for quite obvious reasons, and the bride has accepted it fully quite some time ago - but it has now been revealed that I must go to the church, and nearly at sunrise, to decorate it with flowers.

#żmija gada #there has been an unfortunate turn of events with the florist #who will supply the flowers - and even instructions! #but will not be able to decorate the church #and so that falls #of course #on me

[ohsenhun]

ON ME FIRST LIVE PERFORMANCE TODAY 🤩🥳

#i'm so excited #sehun #oh sehun #❤️🌹 #exo-sc #solo #on me