#so many fishie plushies...

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#stim #sensory #stimmy #stimblr #plushie #plushies #custom plush #plush #stuffed animals #green stim #pink stim #white stim #blue stim #yellow stim #brown stim #orange stim #black stim #so many fishie plushies... #mine

[kykyonthemoon]

rafayel and xavier with a reader that gets so stressed out she breaks down sobbing? 🥹

(and zayne if you want)

Soothing

Thank you for requesting!

🌻 Character x F!Reader

Masterlist

𝑹𝒂𝒇𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒍

When you entered the studio, Rafayel was resting on the sofa with his eyes closed.

“You're back already? How was the meeting with your old friends?"

He got to his feet just in time to witness the pearl-like tears that were cascading from your eyes. You quickly wiped it away, but Rafayel immediately came to your side and held your wrist.

"What's wrong? Did someone bully you?”

You hiccuped loudly. Rafayel wrapped an arm around your waist and pulled you into his arms. "Tell me. Who dares to make my bodyguard cry?

You leaned against Rafayel, a cheek pressed against his chest. His heart rate shot through the roof, then steadily stabilized. The sound of his heart pounding was what you loved listening to, as it soothed you.

Waiting for your sobbing to pass, then you added:

“Sometimes being around other people is so tiring.”

Rafayel took a small step back. His hands circled your neck and raised your chin just enough to make you meet his gaze.

“Are… Are you sick of me? You're about to leave me again, is that true?"

You had to giggle at the pathetic and sulky look on his face. Rafayel was drawn closer by your arms encircling his hips, and you said:

"No. I'm talking about my group of friends. As for you, Rafayel, you are not even human.”

“That's right.” Rafayel exclaimed as his face brightened. “Then you don't have to be sad. If you no longer have friends on land, you still have fish in the aquarium, and in the sea. Fishies are waaaayyyy better than humans. Especially a particular fish that knows how to draw, sing and make you laugh.”

This time you laughed out loud, cracking in the room filled with Rafayel's artwork. He was right; you always had him and the ocean for company. You did not have to try to please everyone, but just the people who were most important to you.

“Thank you, Rafayel.” With a little tiptoe, you kissed his cheek, causing his face to flush.

𝑿𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒆𝒓

As soon as you left the practice area, you caught a glimpse of Xavier waiting outside. You did your best to conceal the tears that were ready to fall, but they were still visible to him.

“What's the matter?”

"Nothing." With a forced smile, you replied. Of course, Xavier did not believe that.

“Are your test results not good?”

He had got you, so you just stared down at the ground. You were trying my best to stay calm, but all you wanted to do was cry out loud in his arms.

Seeming to know that, Xavier pulled you close. His hand gently stroked your hair, pausing now and again to pat your shoulder as a gesture of comfort.

“I… I've been practicing for months… And yet… I still couldn't pass that test…”

"It's not that bad. There haven't been many Hunters who had successfully completed that test. No need to be so harsh with yourself. You did very well, and you are always the best Hunter.”

Feeling Xavier's arms tighten, you sobbed again. It wasn't enough to simply aspire to the top; you also wanted to succeed in every test and every challenge. Given Xavier's level of expertise as a Hunter, you wanted to show that you were strong enough to accompany him and shield him without letting him worry about you everywhere, all the time.

Xavier waited for you to finish crying before gently suggesting:

“You know, getting plushies from claw machines is also a way to practice skills.”

“You just said that to cheer me up.”

However, when you thought about the cute plushies waiting to be taken home, you suddenly felt calmer. Why not, when the most adorable plushie in the world was standing in front of you, eyes wide open as if he was pleading with you to accompany him to the arcade?

“Are you sure you want to miss the special edition plushies this week?”

Xavier asked. You replied with a shake of your head.

"Of course you won't. Let's go then. The greatest Hunter in Linkon cannot be outplayed by any claw machine."

With a smile on your face, you held his hand. You might have failed this test, but you already won Xavier's heart.

𝒁𝒂𝒚𝒏𝒆

You did not say anything to Zayne the whole way home. Yet Zayne remained silent, concentrating on driving without even asking you a single question, even though he knew just by looking at your face, you had had a very bad day.

The intense work made you exhausted. You had been under constant stress for around two weeks straight. The number of Wanderers appearing more and more seriously caused you to take on extra shifts, but that was nothing compared to the paperwork you had to report, or the secret meetings that lasted for hours.

Somewhere in your crazy schedule, you still hoped to receive a call, a text message from Zayne. But when you saw nothing on the phone screen, your heart sank even though you knew Zayne's work was very busy these days.

In any case, you were grateful that he took you home and agreed to cook dinner for you today. You decided not to let your stress bother him. But as soon as he put the bag of food on the kitchen counter, Zayne pulled you back and gave you a strong embrace from behind.

“Z-Zayne?” You were startled and couldn't move because he held you so tightly.

“Now, can you tell me what’s on your mind?”

His whispering voice and his warm breath made one of your ears turn red. You were confused:

“You noticed?...”

There was a sigh coming from behind you. Zayne let go of you, then turned you around to face him.

“I didn't ask, because I expected you to tell me everything only when you wanted first.”

The number of patients visiting Akso Hospital has also increased dramatically in recent days. Regular overtime work was required of Zayne. Yet he still maintained a calm attitude in all situations. Every day and every hour, he always tried to be better, to save more people. You should do the same and become stronger.

You sat up straight to look into his eyes. A smile flashed across Zayne's lips. He lifted your chin and wiped your face with a tissue.

"Do not be sad. A smile is much better on your face."

#zayne #rafayel #xavier #love and deepspace #requests #fanfic #fanfiction #love and deepspace fanfic #li shen #shen xinghui #qi yu #rei #seiya #homura #love and deepspace zayne #love and deepspace rafayel #love and deepspace xavier #character x reader #character x f!reader #heart hunters series #lad heart hunters #lad requests #hhseries #xavier x mc #xavier x you #xavier x reader #zayne x you #zayne x reader #zayne x mc #banners and dividers by me

[littlebluespoon]

back at it again with more Qs about our favorite octo lad ^_^

how many forms does he actually have, can he do any kind of half transformation where he's half man half octopus? how long can he stay out of water? can he juggle? does he give good massages? can I buy him a tiny drum kit and start the coolest indie two and a half person band the world has ever known? would he be cool with having a bunch of octopus plushies or other octo themed stuff around the house or is that overkill for him? can I take him to the aquarium and sneak him in and have him start an fishy fight club/revolution in there??

also not a question more so a funny image I have of someone hitting on Reader and König just launches himself at them from inside the readers shirt knocking them out and them sauntering back to him favorite spot, a tentacle leaving a single sucker mark on their cheek.

plz let me know if this gets annoying I'll stop fr but Octo!König has been all I think about for days now

Listen up! I love you and all your thoughts on everyone’s favourite little guy! You think of things I’d never even consider and it makes it so fun for me 💙💙 pls never stop cause you think I hate it, I don’t. I won’t. Also octo!König never leaves my head either, he just lurks in the background waiting for me to write more about him 😅

For the purposes of plot devices and for what I’ve already written… actually no. It could still work. Yeah, in fact it’s even better now. König can do a mermaid like transformation where his bottom half is just his tentacles and his upper half is human. But most people don’t see that form cause it’s considered a very private thing and only the people closest to a hybrid get to see their half forms (except in this story Soap is constantly in is half form)

As he’s human, he doesn’t require water even when in his full octo state. But it feels refreshing to him when he is. And he finds he sticks to ‘things’ better if he’s wet.

He cants juggle, too many arms to keep track off. Does not give good massages, in octo form he just slaps you and in human form he’s afraid of breaking you.

You can try buying him a drum kit but he might see it more as ammo to throw at people he doesn’t like so your dreams of travelling the world as the best two and a half person indie band might not work out.

Plushies, no. You have him. Other things… possibly. If he gifted you them then yes and if you say you got it cause it reminded you of him then also yes. But if you buy it because it’s cute then expect it to have an accident within the hour.

König is banned from aquariums for this very reason. He just sees a fish and wants to catch it. God forbid he goes somewhere with a fish tank. You’re not leaving until he’s caught and played and maybe eaten every fish in it.

This is a perfect image. It’s exactly what he’d do if it was a recruit or someone of lower rank hitting on you. He’s not above scaring and attack the rank and file soldiers but he will take more care with those of higher ranks. Hushed threats and sparring a little too roughly with them just to get his point across.

#bluespoonswriting #call of duty fanfic #octo!könig #cod fanfic #call of duty x reader #konig x reader #könig x reader #octo!konig #asks for blue

[sea-lanterns]

we got the navia and angey ship name and wedding, aint no way us fishies aren't gonna smush our angey plush with navia plush and dress them up to have tea parties with plushie tea cups and macaroons

Not my fishies playing dolls with Navia and I 😭

This is scary, Plush Angey will be stuffed in so many different scenarios and I have no control over it because for some reason, my fishies just love to play matchmaker…

…Maybe in the genshin universe, Navia has an Angey plush that she’s obsessed with :0

#🫧feeding the fishes #navey

[cnidarianrui]

little rui and little nene calling eachother sibling terms cause of how close they are... ohhhhhh ❤️❤️❤️

little rui calling nene "nene-nee" and showing her all of his new trinkets one by one and giving her all of the facts he knows...

little nene calling rui "rui-nii" while they put on a little musical (little mermaid, of course.)

waaahahhh... ❤️

the siblings of ever they watch musicals all curled up and sleepy with their plushies (a platypus and a jellyfish)

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unrelated headcanon but i like to think that since rui and nene are neighbors and live right next to eachother they have a little sea plant + fish aquarium they take care of together...

little nene and little rui taking care of the fishies.. and they have a goldfish and a pink fish and a green fish and a purple fish and they name them after their troupemates.. fufu

and sometimes little nene wishes she could swim with the fishies like a real mermaid, but for many reasons that is impossible, so rui makes little fish robots they can swim with in a little kiddie pool!!!!!

thanks for reading i do not know how to end this uuhhh have an amazing day/night!!! love you guys!! ❤️

#project sekai agere #sfw agere #project sekai #i crode i love rui nene siblings #fandom agere #kamishiro rui #nene kusanagi #mine ★ #i have returned #mwahahaha

[play-rough]

Ahem: in relation to the latest part… Fukuzawa holding bby otter to his chest so he can listen to the orders heartbeat to calm down

This is something I did as a kid with my mom and 100/10 would recommend, heartbeat in ear while being hugged is best

as Dazai doesn’t have Fishie (I sobbed when I remembered that) I feel he would feel uncomfortable with accepting new plushies right away so maybe he has default ones he borrows from other members? Like maybe he borrows a cat plushie from Ranpo now and then when he needs something to hold

I also offer: when Atsushi joins (I am on the side of him being an Alpha/caregiver), him getting Dazai a white tiger plushie that looks like his tiger form so that Dazai can somewhat get to pet the tiger? Bonus points if he simply names said tiger ‘sushi’ or ‘fluffy’

Oh don’t worry 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I have an idea regarding stuffed animals that I’m sure everyone will hate (affectionate) akkdkwkskaksk

I agree i think Dazai would love spending quiet time with Fukuzawa (once he gets over the worries about bothering him) and would be lulled by a good steady heartbeat ❤️🥊but especially when the Ada gets more crowded if Dazai is overstimulated he gets to go lay down with Fukuzawa for quiet time

I have so many ideas for the Chuuyaverse but also so many for the Ada too 😭😭😭 and so little time

#💌

[cardcaptor-lisia]

lisia’s top 5 pokemon gogogo!

NEECHAN HIIII!!!!!!!!! <3<3

okay you got it!!! my top 5!!!

1. altaria! i think most people know this about me LOL. maybe it became my favorite due to my namesake, but there's just something very cute about these birds... they are very elegant! i someday wish to own the $500 lifesize plushie of it LOL

2. jirachi!! jirachi is a very 'me' pokémon according to you and honestly?? i agree! it's not only cute but very... idk powerful in a way. i love the tanzaku it wears on its head..

...now it gets difficult JDKDNEKWJDJSJ 全然決められないLOL

wait let me look at the plushies in my room that may help (i do not have as many as i would like)

3. i will say sylveon!! sylveon is very mahou shoujo coded i feel like??? very pastel very cute.. i think it would be nice if i were to have one LOL. i do own a plushie!

4. tatsugiri! who WOULDN'T like a silly lil guy like tatsugiri?? they are just fishies.. i've always found it interesting that the jp and en names are different given how they pretty obviously tried to go with a japanese lean with the en name?? i guess nigiri is a more recognizable word though

5. JOLTIK!!!! this is quite literally because of you LOL. they are so so so so so so cute i do not like bug pokémon but i would love to keep one or five.., they make me think of you! 多分クダリ車掌と関係あり、からね？ehehe..

iiii THINK!! you could have probably guessed all of these NDJDNDJSJ but ykw? i guess it's nice to know right?? honestly send me a picture of any pokémon and 99 times out of 10 i will think it is cute LOL

thanks for the aaaaask♡♡

#HIIII NEECHAN!!!!!!!!!!!♡ #なんとか思ったよりも複雑だったけど姉ちゃんのために頑張っていたWWWW #✧ask〜聞き取り #✧talking〜くだらない話 #✧me〜あたし #pokemon

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omg don’t feel pressured to respond right away bc ik ur probably flooded and it must be overwhelming so definitely take ur time if you need!!!

but I haven’t been able to get this out of my head, a scenario where fishy, oh brother or letter mc (while little) and the boys take family pictures. like those family portraits that the parents have to force their children into😭 I don’t know I think it’d just be real cute and funny and also mcs outfit🥺 it would be so cute im gonna cry omg

AWWWWW

ABSOLUTELY WITH EVERY SINGLE AU

oh, brother au is all prim and proper with basic suits and her sitting pretty in the middle in a puffy dress that they helped her pick that morning. They try to make it serious, but there's so many shots of them busting out laughing that they decided to use the least blurry laughing shot and switch it out with the one of Mcs orgasm above the couch (they put that one above the bed)

In the vamp au, they definitely pay another vamp who was a court oil painter to do their portraits when they have mc (but also hang a bunch of pictures mc took, including selfies of all of them together)

Fishy au, they definitely frame a photo of all of them crowded together around mc in the dance room, especially one of her being sneakily little with the whale plushie she loves in her arms)

dragon au, they take a portrait after they've done official mating and courting rituals with mc, and decided to document their newest mate in a pack portrait.

street racing au, They take one with all of their cars lined up in a semi circle, each boy leaning on the hood of his car, with mc in the middle. She's all little and playing with the small versions she has of their cars. (later in the shoot- she went to each daddy and put her tiny version of their cars on the ground next to them)

#oh brother asks #letter mc #street racing mc #fairy mc #dragon mc #little fishy mc

[anxiousandoutdoorsy]

Oh my god thanks lol! And now that u say it- yess! It does become a lot like Nezuko and Tanjiro's relationship right?! Then again with Izuku there is more of a desire wanting to save people, and fighting is one of the tools to achieve it.

No!!! But Imagine- Yorichii initially not knowing what to make of Izuku- being so scared to get into brother dynamics again- or getting close to PPL. Him following the og tactic of acting deaf and mute, and pretty much dissociating from reality.- him contemplating why he was born, slayer mark and all and seeing its existence like a shackle or a curse, then him just picking up something fishy about their father (DFO or not) and taking to sticking close to Izuku, and getting to know his brother- initially like oh he reminds me of Sumiyoshi, Uta, Michikatsu etc.

But then him seeing Izuku stand up to Katsuki for him- saying he won't be friends with someone who is mean to his brother? And breaking off the only friendship he has among his peers (out of everyone's view- bcs Izuku doesn't like to do drama and wanted to understand why Katsuki would do something like that?) - and seeing Izuku for himself.

Him admiring Izuku's kindness, intelligence, his soul, mind, just how full of life and compassion he is. PPL may call Yoriichi the sun, but he feels Izuku is the true sun out of the two of them. He is the light he looks for when he feels lost.

I hc quirks would come at a reasonable age here like between 7-10 (instead of 4-9) (ofc there are tragic exceptions like tenko, eri, mic). So plenty of time for kids to not worry about having to fit into a mold or whatever. And explore themselves.

So like Izuku is highly attuned to Yorichii, but it's not like he can read his thoughts lmao. And Yorichii knowing deep in his heart that he wants this bond, but fearing it would be too selfish and universe might just rip it away again- trying to suppress everything about him- but Izuku seeing thru it anyway, sort off... Like i know u are hiding something, but I'll be waiting and ready if u wish to tell me. So like Yorichii knows he can tell Izuku about the reincarnation thing...

So he thinks he will stay away, but immediately contradicts himself saying - 'Yorichii'. My name isn't Mikumo it's Yoriichi.' and Izuku brightening up for so many reasons but out of all the things he wants to spit out he chooses- 'it suits you way more!'

Like Izuku knowing in the house they always do things he likes, so dragging Yoriichi outside to figure out his interests and likes- and oh Yoriichi you like visiting Shinto shrines and camping huh? (Izuku noting his brother always gets things on the first try, while he struggles. Izuku still learning obscure things to show them to Yoriichi and see if his brother likes them. Like sign language, constellation names, best view spots, names of birds, things which Yoriichi avoides- to make sure they are not present during a bonding activity)

Yoriichi having nights where he just can't sleep. When memories are too much, and him just stumbling to Izuku's door but not entering. When Izuku learns this he tells him it's okay to come in, and when he doesn't, starts keeping his door open. When that also doesn't work- he gives him his AM plushie and then at night before Yorichii can get up Izuku stumble to his room and collapse on his bed saying loudly that he is afraid of thunder and wants to sleep with Yoriichi (that's a lie Izuku laughs when it thunders, and nothing scares him he is a horror nerd).

Izuku being so attuned to Yorichii, him being able to tell when his brother is awake bcs of a nightmare- not because Yorichi's breath stuttered, he just knows.

And when quirks do come in- both Yoriichi and Izuku are quirkless biologically. But Yoriichi still has his breathing forms ofc. Not that he lets anyone know that. And then he goes and uses his strength to protect his brother against Katsuki.

And well All of Katsuki's energy is consumed on hating Yoriichi. Like the guy is looking down on me, but most importantly he also stole my best friend.

And of course Izuku knowing there is something majorly off about Yoriichi, but knowing he doesn't have to understand him to keep on loving him. But also Yoriichi accepting his bond with Izuku and going all like an attention starved cat on him. But being scared of losing his brother like he lost Michikatsu

I don't know about inko lol. I pity her, and i honestly don't know if she will be able to withstand the pressure of if she will crumble like a wet paper towel.

to i absolutely LOVE this as soon as i get my lazy ass to finish part 6 of Sunlight you already KNOW i’m going off w this🫶

[purple-goo-writes]

Congrats, It’s a Girl

Summary: There was many things the Justice League expected- A new villain every other week, an old villain raising hell every other week, another alien invasion and at least one apocalypse a year. They were not expecting for their Watchtower to be hacked by a twelve year old girl in order to speak with her genetic donor. 

Part 1

Marinette Luthor may be only five years old, but she was far from stupid. After all her Father claimed she had a high IQ level and that it would only grow as she got older. And after having meet other children her own age, Marinette was inclined to agree that her IQ was higher then those children even if her vocal skills were limited at the moment. Though from the mutterings of her ‘Nanny’ Mercy, Marinette was not a normal child to begin with even if she looked and grew like a normal child. 

But back to her original point, Marinette Jai Li Luthor was not stupid. She knew something was strange about the boy her Father had brought back to the manor. She would estimate that his age would be that off possibly 12 judging by his height, though his attitude made her think of someone older. It was rather hard to tell unless she got closer. Though was she also noticed is that her and the boy shared alarming characteristics. While they weren’t exact copies of the other due to Marinette inheriting her facial features from her Chinese mother- the two of them shared many of the same looks- such as electric blue eyes, golden tan skin, black hair (though hers had an odd blue tint) and similar facial bone structure from what she could tell. This was suspicious and Marinette could smell something was fishy. Her Father looked rather nervous as he talked to the boy unaware of his five year old daughter creeping closer.

Perhaps the boy would be worth getting to know as he had spotted her and was looking rather amused behind her Father at her without giving Marinette away. Yes, perhaps she would keep this playmate around he seemed fun. She tilted her head to the side for max cuteness making sure the ringlets of her pigtails fell just right after making sure her dress was free of any dirt. Clutching her ugly monster plushie close, Marinette tugged on her father’s pants leg, making sure to give him her best puppy eyes, as she spoke pouting slightly at the lisp in her voice, “Father, who dis?” This was why she rarely spoke, no matter how well her sentences were formulated within her mind, it was as if they lost a majority of their words and meaning when exiting her mouth. 

It was annoying.

Lex chuckled softly as he looked down at his young daughter, before leaning down in order to pick her up. Easily settling Marinette against his hip in a practiced move, before turning back to the clone, Superboy, “This is Superboy, Marinette. He will be staying with us for a while.”

Both children studied each other with intense gazes, heads tilting from side to side before finally Superboy spoke, “She looks like me.”

“Merely a coincidence, Superboy,” Lex grimaced before trying to change the subject only to be interrupted by Marinette, “We alike...Is he bwother?”

“No, he is the genetic clone of Superman,” the billionaire sighed already having a feeling where this was going. 

Two pairs of sharp blue eyes turned to him and Marinette’s narrowed showing just how fast her frightening intelligence was. “Am I clone?” The five year old asked, while squinting at her father and Superboy, “And why name Supewboy?” “...” Lex let out a long sigh and pinched the bridge of his nose, sometimes raising a genius child was hard. Though it did help that he didn’t have to simplify his explanations,  “You are not a clone, Marinette. You were, however, genetically modified in utero in order for a third of your DNA to be that of Superman’s. Meaning technically he is your father in a way, though more of a genetic donor. Unfortunately, so far, the only traits you share are his looks.”

Marinette was silent as she took all this in, head tilted to the side as she looked at her brother (or would it be Father given he is a Clone of her genetic Donor she wondered...No that would get too confusing. Brother would do for now). Yes her brother. Before nodding gravely, “Vewy well, bwother needs a name.” 

She wiggled out of Lex’s hold before grabbing a stunned Superboy’s hand and dragging him away to her room once she was back on the ground, “Come we find name.”

After all it was not every day that your father brought home a new big brother. And Luthors only have the best, which included names.

#biodad lex luthor #genetic donor clark kent #maribat #Fixed it

[falcor-thee-luck-dragon]

Forgive, But First Fun - Nandor x f(vampire) reader

Summary: After getting left behind to fight off a pack of werewolves on your own, now mad at Nandor, you and Nadja have decided a little night out couldn’t hurt.

Warning: slight angst, fluff, fun times, and a tiny smut mention

Masterlist

Trudging angrily through the manors wooden doors, face stern and almost scary enough to put the fear of God into anyone. Your boots stomp into the large opening and onto the wooden floor boards as Gullimero, Nandor, and the documentary crew follow you in.

Your cloak is ripped and dirty as it lays in a pathetic black heap of cloth in Gullimero’s arms, your hair not looking any better, not to mention your face and arms that have various cuts paired with grass smudge marks adoring your skin. All in all you look like a hot mess.

“What the fuck happened to you lot? You’ve been gone all night.” Questions Laszlo as he walks into view from out of one of the hallways, his eyes scanning over a perfectly clean and handsome Nandor, then over to the dirty crew and disheveled Guillermo who’s got some leaves stuck to his hair.

“I don’t know.” You snap sarcastically, “How about you ask Mr. Dodgy-shit-stick over there.” Referring to Nandor who’s looking anywhere but you, keeping as silent as ever.

Gullimero looks between you and Nandor, then back at a confused Laszlo. “Oh, um they’re not speaking to each other right now.”

“And why the fuck not?”

Guillermo sighs before leaning towards Laszlo, “Nandor wanted to graffiti where the werewolves live and Y/N said he’d get caught and then Nandor said no I won’t and then he did.”

Laszlo raises a curious brow, “That’s it?”

“Oh, um....” Guillermo awkwardly scratches the back of his neck, suddenly pulling off a green leaf, “then they chased us to the park and when the pack closed in on us Nandor turned into a bat and left us behind so Y/N had to fight one of them off so we could escape and now we’re here.”

“Well that sounds rather exciting.”

“Not at the time.” Whispers Guillermo to no one in particular as he glances over at the camera.

“Huh,” Mutters Laszlo thoughtfully, scratching his beard as he thinks of how to help this situation, “well if you two dingbats aren’t talking to one another I believe Nadja needs you Y/N. Something about....well actually I’m not entirely sure.”

Perking up ever so slightly at this positive news, you cross your arms over your chest defiantly, “Well since someone does, I’ll be going then.” You grumble with a low growl at your Nandor who’s refusing to make eye contact while he stares frustrated at the floor.

Nodding in acknowledgment, Laszlo watches you stomp angrily up the steps before turning his head over to Nandor who’s now watching you leave with big sad eyes.

“Alright why’d you do it?” Interrogates Laszlo with a raised brow.

“Do whaaat?” Replies Nandor defensively, his once high and mighty aurora reappearing in an instant.

Rolling his eyes, Laszlo sets a hand on his hip sassily, “Well I sure as hell don’t want an angry Y/N wandering around this old place for the next however the fuck it takes you both to make up....in however fashion that may be. So I ask again, why’d you puss out and flee like a mangy opossum?”

Pursing his lips together in apprehensive embarrassment, Nandor mutters to himself before finally crossing his arms over his broad chest and sighing, “Because......I....I don’t know I panicked!” Exclaims the large vampire, causing Laszlo to start laughing. “Why are you laughing?”

Wiping a fake tear from his eye, Laszlo lets out a few more chuckles before finally composing himself, “My good man that is the second saddest thing I’ve ever heard. The first being when one of my many victims offered me one of their rare and exclusive Poki-muns card which I still have no idea what the fuck they were on about. Anyways, doesn’t matter, all I’ll tell is that you better make it up to her.”

“But she’s scary when she’s angryyy.” Whines Nandor with a frown.

“That’s all women my young pup, but since your lovely lady is a vampire she’s more dangerous.” He says while giving Nandor a kind pat on the back, “So uh, stay safe out there.” Adds Laszlo before turning and walking down the hallway leaving Nandor with his thoughts, Gullimero, and the documentary’s camera crew.

“What are you all looking at!” Snaps Nandor to the rest of the room.

——

“Oh my goodnessess that’s awful, my poor dark angel.” Soothes Nadja as you take a moment from your long and needed rant about the adventures in the park and Nandor’s cowardly stupidity. “That big hairy rhino doesn’t deserve you Y/N.” She reasons honestly, doing her best to make you feel better, knowing all to well the level of competent decision making skills of the other two vampires in the house.

“I know.” You mutter in agreement, your body tense and agitated as you pace back and forth in front of her as she sits in a chair, “Fucking beautiful idiot prick horse-fart of a husband. Urgghhh!” You proclaim loudly while throwing your hands into the air angrily, causing the furniture in the room to screech backwards across the old flooring at your outburst of vampiric energy. Nadja’s long obsidian hair blowing backwards as you do so while she keeps seated, unflinching.

Face softening, she gives you a sympathetic smile, “Oh my lovely fierce lioness, I know exactly what will make that sad little frown turn into a happy one.” Beams Nadja with an excited clap of her hands.

Hugging your sides, you let out a frustrated huff before giving your old friend a shrug, “What do you have in mind?”

——

“So we’re at the carnival!” Claps Nadja in delight as she smiles at the camera, “This will hopefully relieve Y/N’s pent up angers and keep her mind off of Nandor.....for now.” She adds a bit uncertainly.

“HA HA take that fuckers!” You shout joyfully from behind her, the camera panning over to you at the ball toss where you’ve been knocking down plastic bottles with a rubber ball. The stall owner cowering in the corner as he shields himself with a stuffed zebra.

The camera focuses back on Nadja, “I think it’s going really well so far.” She confirms with a convincing grin. “Relieving all that..uh....rage.” 

After winning a stuffed snake taller then you and deciding to wear it as a strange fashionable scarf, you and Nadja are wandering the carnivals streets while people watching to pass the time.

“So that’s why I never walk on the roof after 3am when I’ve had homeless man’s blood.” Rambles Nadja as your thoughts about Nandor come trickling down into your brain and nose. Huh, strange, must be cause you’re still wearing a thin red scarf of his.

No, stop thinking about him.

“Good lesson learned then,” You add with the flash of a smile before nudging her shoulder gently, “hey you wanna watch me win you something cool?”

Perking up in an instant, Nadja smiles a devilish fangy grin as she stops to eye up the multiple game stalls, “Why I would be delighted my dear Y/N, how about....um, oooh I want that giant tropical fishy with the long whiskers over there.” Points Nadja as your eyes travel over to the game stall with the large prizes.

It’s a game that requires the individual to shoot an arrow directly on three different sized bullseye’s stationed at various heights. Smiling like an idiot, you nudge your vampiric acquaintance in agreement, the both of you quickly swaggering over to the carnival game and it’s plush flashy prizes just screaming to be won.

“Hello good sir, my skilled roommate Y/N here is going to win me that fish.” Beams Nadja proudly as the teenager jumps off his chair to greet the two of you.

He smells like weed but surprisingly looks decent all things considered, “Uh yeah alright, two bucks for three arrows, hit every target directly on the middle red mark and if you make it on the bonus poster on the far back wall then you’ll have a chance to win that fish, good luck.” Mumbles the kid unenthusiastically as you slide him the cash.

Picking up the shitty yet still functional carnival bow, you give Nadja a wink before fitting an arrow in the nock and pulling back, lining up the shot and releasing directly into the first target to the left. Smirking to yourself you quickly draw again, hitting your second mark just as intended. Pays to be a skilled archer huh.

“Damn that’s pretty good aim.” Nods the teen as he watches in awe as you fit another arrow, releasing and punching a hole in the middle of the third target.

Nadja claps in excitement from behind you, “Yes! Win me that colorful fat bitch my feisty lioness!”

Standing like a warrior ready for battle with your bow in hand and wind blowing in your face, the kid almost drops the arrow he hands you for the winning shot as he practically swoons.

“Get those scissors ready, that fish is mine.” You growl in determination while picturing Nandor’s head as the final target, drawing back, you let the arrow fly straight into the bonus target. Winning Nadja her giant fish plushy.

“Yessss!” Shouts Nadja in delight as you drop the bow onto the table like a bad bitch before eyeing up the kid with a raised brow, “We’ll be taking the fish now.”

Wide eyed he almost falls off his chair, “Wait um, that’s the last one...I didn’t think, uh, my boss doesn’t want me to give away those ones.” He stutters out.

“What!” Snaps Nadja, “Then why are they just hanging there? You lied to us you little shit!”

“I’m sorry.” He pleads apologetically, “That’s what my boss told me. And no one ever wins the big prizes anyway so I didn’t think...”

“Well your boss he can eat a big horse turd cause I’m taking that fish.” You growl before jumping up and unhooking the fish from its perch above your heads, handing it to a practically glowing with joy Nadja who immediately hugs the thing.

Sticking your tongue out at the teen, you and Nadja turn to leave before a boney hand is suddenly on your shoulder, twisting around in an agitated instant, your face is mere inches from the wide eyed boy as he attempts to look even a tad bit threatening.

“No.” Is the only thing that slips from your tongue before your hand shoves him back, his whole body going air bound into the back of the carnival tent while the kid lets out a panicked scream.

“Ooooh Y/N that was very sexy of you.” Smirks Nadja while wiggling her dark brows, “Too bad a certain cowardly lion wasn’t here to see it.”

Petting the stuffed toy snake around your neck absentmindedly, you smile back a fangy grin, “Yes. Too bad.”

Continuing on your late night stroll through the carnival you both pass by random strangers, families, elders, children, and lovers all minding their sweet business completely unawares to the dark supernatural world walking right past them.

Although you’re quite enjoying this time spent with your best friend in the whole wide world, a low dull feeling of emptiness can’t help but creep into your undead being the more you catch sight of new and old couples walking together.

Sensing your growing sadness, Nadja nudges your shoulder playfully to gain your distracted attention, “Hello in there my black rose, what is on your mind?”

Holding the snake close to your body, a small smile creeps its way onto your face knowing she’s looking out for you, though it’s gone soon enough, “Oh you know....uh....blood.” You mutter unenthusiastically, trying to keep your thoughts away from Nandor and how much you miss him right now.

“Blood is it? But we just fed before attending the carnival.” Inquires Nadja in confusion as she keeps a normal pace at your side while the two of you follow the sidewalk past various shops and restaurants. “What is actually plaguing your mind my dear one?” She wonders with a frown, not keen on seeing you upset and in a grey mood.

Biting your lip anxiously, though not hard enough to draw blood, you walk past a couple more people before your eyes catch the sight of a small black bat disappearing behind a corner building just up ahead.

Squinting your eyes, your nose suddenly catches the scent of someone very familiar, “Nandor?”

Turning her head to face you, Nadja’s brows furrow in puzzlement, “What? No my sweet hurricane, forget that mangy old bear he’s not important right now.” Urges Nadja as she looks forward, suddenly surprised to catch a glimpse of someone who looks a lot like Guillermo racing behind the same corner you saw the bat fly behind. “Okay um what the fuck? Did you see that too?”

Glancing at Nadja you nod before quickening your steps as she does the same, her skirts flowing as she tries to catch up with you, though you’re much faster and with lack of annoying dress material, “Wait! You’re too fast.” Yelps Nadja.

Ignoring her protests you book it down the sidewalk like a maniac, almost running into a jogger before skidding round the corner of the brick building and coming face to face with a wide eyed Guillermo who gasps in surprise. Nudging him to the side, your eyes immediately fall upon the nervous fangy grin of your Nandor.

He gives you a shy little wave before shuffling awkwardly in place, awaiting your rampage of verbal and possibly physical assault that he’s certain is in the near future.

Taking a deep breath, you cross your arms over your chest defensively, “Were you following me?”

“Um, well.....I might have been....but only to make sure you were okay.” Mutters Nandor honestly, eyes shifting from you to the ground nervously as he awaits your wrath.

Pursing your lips together in thought, you shake your head before taking off the stuffed toy snake and holding it firmly in your hands. With a low growl do you grasp the snake in your right hand and hold it back like you might swing at any moment.

“You’re a fucking nincompoop you know that right?” Slips from your mouth without an once of anger lacing your words, instead do you hand the snake to Gullimero as Nandor watches in puzzled fear.

Taking a swift step forward, you point a finger into his strong chest while looking sternly up at him, “Racing off and leaving me too fight that angry bitch all by myself, and now following me when I needed a break from you! Nandor....... you’re something else.” You add with a shake of your head.

“Yes I know, and I’m sorry my love.” Smiles Nandor with saddened eyes, “I promise to keep you save from now on and fight off any werewolf who tries to hurt you....even if I am scared.”

Taking a step back, you can’t help the smirk that forms onto your face at his sweet words of forgiveness and sincerity. You know how much he fears werewolves and that he fled the scene thinking you were planning on following too, not realizing that you might actually give a shit about Gullimero’s and the crew’s lives.

“Oh my dear puff dragon,” You declare softly with a small smile, reaching both hands out to grasp his own, “I forgive you.”

Nandor’s face breaks out into the biggest and happiest grin you’ve seen since his last birthday when he walked into your shared crypt only to find you naked and holding a bushel of red roses while seated seductively on his coffin.

“Oh that’s fantastic because I was really missing you.” Reveals Nandor with a gentle squeeze of your hands. “Laszlo and Guillermo can’t make me laugh nearly as much as you can, they’re honestly rather boring.” He says before leaning in closer to whisper, “and not very attractive to look at either.” Causing you to crack another grin and your undead heart to fill with butterflies. 

Chuckling you reach up with one hand to pull his collar closer to you and a second later do your lips clash sweetly against one another in a heated moment of passion. He smiles into the kiss before moving to pull you in closer with both of his hands, one slipping low to cheekily pinch your round bottom.

Feeling him against you once again has to be the best sensation in the whole entirety of the world even if you’ve only been separated for a couple of hours. You absolutely love the way his fingers dig into your back and bum with an animalistic eagerness that’s slowly starting to drive you insane. Oh, the things he does to you.

Especially how his tongue slips into your mouth with ease while you tug at his hair long dark locks. “Y/N!” Suddenly shouts Nadja.

“Nandor!”

Begrudgingly pulling away, you turn around to face the confused lady vampire while Nandor hugs you from behind, happily smirking at her, knowing she can’t do anything to hurt him now. “Yes Nadja.” You answer.

With the fish plushy hung over her shoulder, her brows furrow in confusion, “What the fuck are you doing? I thought you were mad at him?”

“Yeah well, I was starting to really miss him and also I’m kind of horny now so.” You reply with a shrug as Nandor hugs you tighter, resting his bearded chin against your head while Nadja huffs in defeat.

“Alright. See you at home then.” Adds Nadja before turning towards Guillermo and shoving the giant carnival fish into his arms, “Hold this Gizmo I’m going home.” Then just like that she’s gone in a black wispy poof, flying away in bat form towards the vampire resistance on Staten Island.

“Okay then.” Mutters Gullimero as he looks up at the dark sky.

Feeling a wet kiss on the side of your face and neck you smile before turning around to face your dear husband, “Shall we take flight to seek out our bed chambers?” You speak slyly in a soft yet seductive voice.

“Yes.” Grins Nandor with a flash of lust and excitement before turning his attention over to Guillermo, “Hey Guillermo I’m leaving to make passionate love to my wife so don’t bother us or I will have a rat shit in your pillowcase. Okay?”

You giggle to yourself as Gullimero’s cheeks redden while he side eyes the camera, “Understood master. Have fun.” Squeaks out the loyal familiar as he stands there awkwardly with his hands full of two carnival prizes.

Nandor sneakily squeezes your bottom once more as he gives Gullimero a knowing smirk, “Oh, we will.” Then a second later you two are flying high above the city in bat form, ready to make love to your sweet Nandor for probably the twentieth time that week.

Down below the camera pans over to Gullimero as he blinks, “Well uh, I have these things now..” He says, holding up the fish, “and I am so not looking forward to cleaning up their mess.......again.”

#I love me some himbo vampire what can I say #nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows #Nandor #Nandor x reader #nandor x you #nandor x y/n #wwdits #what we do in the shadows x reader #fanfiction #my fanfic

[raccfox]

giving : the backstory of why I try to be generous.

I wanted to explain why I gave away an expensive bear to my new acquaintance. I know I’m pretty new on this tumblr and it seems like it could be a fishy situation, not to mention as a collector I can understand it might seem a little weird to give up something rare like that. I promise there are no ulterior motives or questionable things going on, and there is a reason why I occasionally give bears and other collectibles to people when I know they’re going to appreciate them. Feel free to read the story below if you want the background. --- When I was a kid in the late 80s/early 90s I had a very dearly beloved plush Figment from Epcot. He was one of my first stuffed animals, and from the first trip I ever went on to Florida. I didn’t have him long, but I remember the moment I realized he had disappeared... My dear Figment plushie was lost or stolen, and there was absolutely no way to get him back. Nobody knew exactly what happened, he was just gone, and there was no way for me to get another one because there was no Ebay. I was a child, and my parents couldn’t contact anyone in Florida if they even wanted to, let alone even afford to pay someone to go to Disneyworld and buy one. I grew up in a fairly low income home, we only went on vacation a couple times for my entire childhood. Disneyworld was not going to happen again for many years and we all knew it! I was distraught about this plushie for years, wondering what happened to my Figment all the way into adulthood. I retold the story countless times, and I wrote about it on Livejournal, which is where I kinda got my “Sea Legs” for internet collecting spaces. To my surprise, someone who was basically just a passerby on one of my posts - a plushie collector who i was only vaguely acquainted with, who owed me absolutely no time, energy, or item - happened to have the exact rare Figment plushie in his collection. He sent me a picture of it and asked if it was the one, and I was thrilled to have found the right one, thinking I’d finally be able to go find one on my own at some point. You can probably guess what comes next in this story -- without missing a beat, this nice person offered to just... send him to me. Free. No strings attached. He was clean, in good condition despite being from years ago, and worth decent money... this guy could have made a quick buck on the plush if he desired to! But he was just giving him to me. I was just... absolutely floored that someone from the internet would be so kind. I was so happy and thankful. and I remember how happy it made the other collector, too... it was just positivity all around. That’s why I gave the Snow Monster Bear away. I just want to “pay it forward” and I want to help others feel happy in the little ways that I am capable of. ❤️

#build a bear #build a bear workshop #buildabear #snow monster #snow monster bear #plush #plushie #stuffed animals #stuffies #yeti #figment #disney #disneyworld #true story

[lasquadrasfuckhouse]

Hi!

What do you think about la squadra(separately) with s/o that is very childlish? Like, not a little child ofc, they can get serius when it has to be, and they talk ,like, normally (without "owo uwu" shit). They just loooove some cute things, animals etc. They also love watching cartoons, play games, and many other things likke that.

If you don't want to write it that's okay :)))

Bye bye <3

awwww i love it!!!!!

la squadra with a cutesy and playful partner 😚

risotto ✂️

he loves cute things too, he gets it. he adores how excitable and sweet you are and you absolutely count as cute things that he loves

the two of you will fawn over the neighbourhood cats together and every time you run into his office with fun shaped snacks to share cause u both love them (like gummies or cookies or chocolates) his heart goes ❤️❤️❤️❤️💕❤️💕❤️❤️💕💕💕

he appreciates that you're not afraid to get serious when the time calls for it too but seeing you without your normal attitude is so jarring and sad for him, he'll work twice as hard to fix what's wrong to see you smiling again. you're so full of love and wonder despite everything and that's so precious to him, he's protective (he knows and respects that you can handle yourself he just loves u) and would never want you to change for the wrong reasons ya kno

you absolutely balance each other out very well and you're fucking adorable to see because he's so stoic and scary and then ur this energetic sweetheart

he's not really one for cartoons or video games but he'll indulge ur interests!!! if he has the time to watch a cute movie with u (like disney) he will pay attention and give u his honest opinion

prosciutto 🚬

OPPOSITES ATTRACT HUH

honestly when you first joined the team he was an ass about it, thought it was unbecoming of an assassin to behave so childishly (the others already give him a headache) but the fact that you stood your ground actually really impressed him. you're still an adult and you're not unreasonable, you know when to take things seriously, you just have your eccentricities like everyone else in this circus and he came to appreciate your point of view and your seemingly boundless enthusiasm for nice things in life. he later expressed as much to you during his apology for being an ass.

you temper each other. he'll be your grounding force and you'll help him loosen up

he does like how ur sweet and open with your affection. if he grumbles about sharing the bed with plushies that's code for 'cuddle me instead'

he also loves bringing you to cafés that do those fancy or fun shapes in the lattes cause he loves to see your eyes light up and fawn over how 'its almost too pretty to drink!!!' it's really quite adorable how excitable u are and prosciutto is not immune to it

pesci 🎣

he very very much loves and appreciates it, you're a big comfort to him. the instant you chugged milk with him and gave him a silly grin with a milk moustache, he was in love

your sweetness and energy picks him up and when you've dropped your attitude he will take on the WHOLE WORLD to hear you laugh again. he's very protective and he's the first to jump to your defense if the others tease you or otherwise give you a hard time

he could listen to you gush for hours. he will absolutely sit and watch cartoons with u. he's not the greatest at video games but he'll try his best for u

because of his name you'll often lovingly make that cute fishy face at him with the kissy lips and ur eyes crossed and his heart explodes every time

he has somewhat of a sweet tooth, he likes things that have a light sweetness to them rather than anything super sugary. you'll share desserts and it's very cute

formaggio 🧀

he LOVES IT. he's just as fun-loving, there's never a dull moment with you two whether you're playing a dumb game you made up out of boredom, you're dancing and he's twirling you around, or ur in a pillow/tickle fight and play wrestling. you tend to get each other into trouble but you both snicker about it. two peas in a pod.

cats like you more than they like him but he can often get his pets in if the kitty is curled in ur lap and u both get giddy about it

you definitely game together. he's not as into the cartoons but he'll still watch em with you, he thinks they're cute and you're cute, but he may fall asleep during movies

he's a very grounding support when things require you to be serious, you work together hand in hand to solve the issue so u can get back to laughing

and he will do anything to hear u giggle, doesn't matter if he makes a damn fool of himself, he doesn't care. as far as he's concerned your laugh is the best sound in the world

illuso ✨

oh, he will tease you about it. probably in a way that's kind of mean when you first join, but you aren't bothered by him or concerned with his opinion. if you point out that he's the childish one for trying to get a rise out of you when you're just minding your own business, that has EVERYONE appreciating you because it's unbearably fun to see illuso taken down a notch. that has him huffing and retreating for a bit and having a think. when he comes back, he's less of an ass. as you grow closer, he apologizes.

now the only way he teases is gentle and loving and fond, because you really are quite adorable and he wouldn't have it any other way. it honestly kind of freaks him out when you get serious but he doesn't show it, he'll just place a gentle hand on your arm or your waist and work with you to resolve the issue. he's relieved when you smile again

he warms up to your plushies because they're nice cozy additions to his piles of pillows for lounging around on and they make u happy

he may keep up his aloof air when he picks up a controller with u or watches over ur shoulder like he has nothing better to do but he gets REALLY into it and competitive, or intensely supportive and backseat gaming if ur going solo

he honestly loves how sweet u are because that sort of thing doesn't really come easy to him

melone 🍈

he thinks ur absolutely adorable and makes sure u know it. he's playful too in a more relaxed sort of way so he mellows you out while still having fun

he loves to hear you gush and wants to get involved in ur passions. he's pretty good at gaming but he'll get more into admiring/analyzing the design aspect of it and same w/ cartoons, he's concerned for all the babies out there because they deserve good stories that make them think and benefit their growth and he will think out loud about how a show/movie fares in that regard after you've watched it together

he can talk a lot about animals with u too!!!! every time u grin or coo at a cute creature or Stay Very Still so a butterfly will land on u and giggle cause it tickles, his heart is doing backflips and he can't believe someone as wonderful as u exists and loves him as much as he loves you

ADULT COLOURING BOOKS!!!!! he absolutely loves to fill in the pages with u and add onto the designs outside the lines in all sorts of colours

he admires that ur not afraid to get serious when it's called for but still so sweet, he's so drawn to you and you make everyone's day better and just light up the room

ghiaccio ❄️

he also loves cute things. that includes u. but it will take him a while to admit out loud how adorable you are because he's flustered about it

forget normie relationship milestones like moving in together, the moment u both started slowly familiarizing your plushie collections to each other, swapping or gifting ones u saw and HAD to get for them or keeping two of them together because they're friends now Do Not Seperate!!!!, he knew this was Real

one of his favorite pastimes is sharing a big big cozy sweater with u, it doesn't matter if it's a bit tight with two people in it or that ur faces are squished together, he'll wrap his arms around u (if u haven't already put ur hands in the sleeves too) and cuddle u against him like a fluffy, snuggly, grumpy cat. welcome to sweater town, population u and ghiaccio

ur both very into pokemon too. you'll spend hours with ur heads bent together over ur gameboys with each other's companion games for that generation and help each other with trading and version exclusives

he's the first to yell at anyone for teasing you and he honestly gets a little freaked out when you go serious but he won't show it. he'll want to address the problem as quickly as possible tho and discreetly hug u when ur giggling again

sorbet and gelato 🔪🍦

THEY LOVE IT UR ADORABLE. they're both playful in their own ways (sorbet is more chill and dry wit sort of playful, gelato is no impulse control and hyena cackling sort of playful) and they love to have fun with u

it's also like.... the world is fucked up and they're both kinda fucked up (more than kinda), and they know you're not like an innocent baby or at all incompetent (hell, you may be kinda fucked up too, who isn't when ur an assassin) but it's just. nice to see someone else having fun and being sweet and enjoying things about life. so they are very protective of you when things get serious, they never EVER want to see you become embittered and will do absolutely anything to get you laughing again as soon as possible. which, guaranteed, they do

gelato has always had a short attention span so he knows what to do for entertainment and sorbet knows how to entertain, he may be the more patient one but they both like to mix things up and keep the surroundings interesting. they will play all sorts of games with u, video games or card games or stupid shit like beer pong or making a game of how many marshmallows u can each fit in ur mouths. you'll all go for a nice walk in the park and nothing is more relaxing for sorbet than kickin back on a bench while his rowdy babes end up tussling in the dirt. be free

of course, u and gelato also drag him into the dirt and put flowers in his hair and he would want nothing less

they'll both squish ur cheeks and lovingly tease u about how cute u are. blow a raspberry at them and they'll give u a kiss

sorbet will throw u over his shoulder and carry u around (no matter ur body type, he's strong!!!) + gelato will smatter ur face in kisses, just to hear u squeal and giggle

#this was so cute thank u for the ask 🥺 #alcohol mention -/ #la squadra #la squadra x reader #risotto nero #prosciutto #pesci #formaggio #illuso #melone #ghiaccio #sorbet #gelato #vento aureo #ask

[kalinawtokilig]

Hello! I’ve been a huge fan of your writing ever since I found your account, and I really appreciate all the time you put in to your works. Would it be okay if I requested something? I wanted to know if I could get a prompt about akaashi, aone, suga, and ushijima going to a carnival or losing you at a mall? (I’ve done both and I’d like to see they’re reactions haha) thank you and have a good day!

OMGGGG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING BUBAS!! Ofc you can request something! How 'bout I write both situations, but for certain characters :3c ?

HAIKYUU!! CHARACTER(S) : Akaashi Keiji, Takanobu Aone, Sugawara Koushi, Ushijima Wakatoshi

Losing you at the Mall

💖 Akaashi Keiji : How did he manage to lose you in a mall??

First and foremost, he doesn't freak out. He's lost Bokuto, Kuroo, and Kenma. The two third-years are chaotic, usually not checking their phones cause they're doing idiotic stuff, but he does call Kenma.

So, he calls you up and when you were to answer, he'll hear the slight panic in your voice trying to be composed. He will ask you where you are then when you respond in a certain part of the mall, he will pinpoint you to directions to a certain store so he can meet you there. "Darling, remember that cute stationary store that also has the pastel-colored clothing and plushies?" He asks, rushing to the other side of the mall, past the food court and up the escalator. "How about you go inside and pick what you want? I'll be there as soon as I can."

If you don't like being left alone cause of the crowds or if you feel uncomfortable, Akaashi Keiji the sweet prince, will gladly stay on the call with you. You show him you're in the cute stationary store and you smile at the pretty notebooks and other materials. When he gets there, he sees you with a bag of what you want to buy. He goes up to you and you're apologizing for losing track of focus which resulted in ending up lost. He assures it's okay and holds your hand, giving it a few tight squeezes before bringing up your own hand to brush against a quick kiss on your knuckles.

💖 Sugawara Koushi : This mans is spamming the crap outta you in text messages, mostly in emojis. Wth.

When you frantically reply back emojis, he takes the quick opportunity to call you up. "Love, where are you?? I'm here at the food court!"

You reply, "I got lost. I had to use the bathroom and when I came out, I was positive I knew the way to the food court and now I'm lost and hungry ;w;"

This mans asks you to stay where you are and describe in detail what stores are around you and if there elevators nearby. He will attempt to bring you into a calm state by telling you what is around him by describing in odd details.

"I see a store that holds the entire ocean color blue, it's actually quite pretty, cause the fishies are swimming around and they have legs and arms which is weird cause fishies don't have legs and arms-"

"Koushi, you're a dork."

When he arrives he pulls at your cheeks, chuckling when you whine and gives you an Eskimo kiss. "I also see a lovely deity in front of me, somehow they got lost but I'm glad I found them!" {OMGGG HE IS SUCH A DORKKKK}

Losing you in a Carnival

💗 Ushijima Wakatoshi : This mans overlooks so many people and he still can't look for his pumpkin.

Immediately calls you up. "Where are you? I seem to have lost you. Where you swept away in the crowd?" (OMG HE LITERALLY SAID YOU GOT SWEPT AWAY OMGG) Tells you to meet him at the front of the Ferris wheel. WakaJima uses those long-ass muscly legs to take fewer steps to get to you quicker. He wants to be near you cause 1.) He remembers that crowds make you feel uncomfortable, he is a bit of the same and understands. 2.) Your mother will kill him and he promised himself and your family esp. your mother that he is going to care for you.

As the same as Suga-baby and Akaashi-darling, Ushijima will stay in the call so you can babble on and on about something you see very interesting around you. He lets out low hums and his own comments about what is surrounding him, intentionally throwing shade at strangers.

"I see a a person with an odd haircut and terrible hair dye."

"OMG WAKATOSHI-"

"What? It is clear as day that the person did it themselves during a time of existential crisis."

When he reaches you, he instantly grabs your hand and puts both of your hands in his pocket. 'For good measure' he says.

(Big lard of inept just really wants to hold you hand cause your presence and touch make him less uncomfortable)

💗 Takanobu Aone : GENTLE GIANT IS FREAKING THE FUOCK OUT

You make the first move and call him up. "Aone, baby, I'm lost. I'm near the concession stands, across the games and such. Meet me here, please?"

He SPEED WALKS. Aone may look like he's going to murder someone, rest assure, he is panicking and thinking of his apology for losing sight of you. When he reaches you, he stares down, you smile and he bows in apology. You tell him its okay, cause now you two can get food since he did pat his stomach minutes ago before you got lost. In return, he volunteers to play the games at the stands and wins you small plushies.

When you two were on the train, you were in a state of bliss, holding Aone's hand. In his other hand was a bag of plushies and in your other arm was a big polar bear that resembled your boyfriend, the endearing pout he holds and the snow-white hair.

You declared that polar bear as both yours and Aone's child. He runs a gentle thumbs on the back of your hand with his face darkened a bit with blush.

#haikyu x reader #sugawara koushi x reader #akaashi keiji x reader #ushijima wakatoshi x reader #takanobu aone x reader

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Have Your Cake and Eat It, (2)

I tried to be a little punny with the title, forgive my cringe humor. Anyway, here’s part two and I am DEFINITELY making a part three to this because I want to get a little more filthy with it but the ending just felt right, ya know? SMUTTY SMUT SMUT AHEAD

Part One // Part Three

Dislcaimers/CW: mommy kink, fem!reader, dom!reader, dom!Yunho, sub!San, tall!reader, plussize!reader, choking, riding, unprotected sex (pls wrap it before you tap it), vibrators, daddy kink, shibari, voureyism, blowjob

Requested: NO

Group: ATEEZ -- San, Yunho

Word Count: 2,875

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You stood outside the boys’ dorm, waiting for Yunho and San to meet you at the front door. The three of you felt it would be best to have fun the day before San’s birthday so San would be in the best mood possible and so you two could spoil him all day. 

The two boys in question finally came out, San holding Yunho’s hand and the three of you set off to brunch at San’s favorite cafe. The birthday boy set himself between the two of you, taking each of your hands like a child with his parents. You and Yunho were about the same height, so this made the picture of the three of you adorable -- you could probably swing San if you tried hard enough.

To anyone looking on, the three of you were just friends going to brunch, but each of you knew better. San wore a vibrator up his ass that was connected to yours and Yunho’s phone, making the foreplay before night that much more fun. When you three sat down and decided on your food, the waiter came by to take your orders. As San was ordering, you took out your phone and turned the vibrator to medium, taking him by surprise in which he barely held in a whine before the waiter left. He shot you a look and you just shrugged, smile playing on your lips and eyes gleaming with dominance. 

When the waiter delivered the food, you put the vibrator on low and left it on for the duration of the meal. The vibrator in his ass combined with Yunho casually stroking the inside of his thigh and coming close to his dick but never touching it, San couldn’t help but let out a couple of quiet moans, struggling to not cum in his pants at the table. 

Yunho leaned over and whispered in San’s ear, “Is my sweet prince having a hard time behaving himself?” before quickly nibbling his ear then returning to the conversation you and he were having. San let out a low whine, accidentally catching the attention of the table next to yours. 

When you noticed, you turned and said to them, “Can we help you with something?” They went back to their meals and pretended nothing happened. 

San’s hand flew to Yunho’s, grasping it in a death grip as if begging for the vibrator to be turned off. “Please, daddy…” he mumbled, face scrunching up in a visible effort to not ruin his pants more than they already are -- good thing he wore black. 

Yunho chuckled, making eye contact with you then looking back at San to answer, “Baby, I’m not the one to ask.” At that point, San turned his attention to you, hand still gripping Yunho’s, and pleaded with his eyes. You took mercy on him, considering part of the fun was edging him all day.

San let out a sigh of relief and finished his food. “Did you enjoy your food, baby boy?” you asked as you three got up, linking your arm around his and Yunho going to pay for the food. 

“Yes, I did. Can we get Starbucks? I’m craving something sweet and I don’t want to wait for cake tomorrow,” he whined, hoping that acting cute would help in his persuasion. He knew he succeeded when you took a left at the traffic light, walking towards the Starbucks that was on the other side of the street.

It was only about 1pm when the lot of you were done with brunch and got Starbucks, so Yunho decided that it would be fun to window-shop at the mall and maybe buy a couple of early presents if San wanted to. 

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It was about 8:30pm when you three entered your apartment, placing a couple of bags on the floor and putting some snacks from the convenience store on the counter. San didn’t really want much in terms of material objects, so the bags had mostly snacks for post-sex comfort and one Pusheen plushie that San couldn’t say no to. 

The shorter male made his way to your couch and plopped down, watching as you and Yunho brought the bags of snacks and water to the bedroom, sucking on a lollipop he snuck from a bag before either you or Yunho noticed and could stop him.

His phone buzzed as he got a text from Wooyoung. 

Sannie~ are you gonna spend the night at Y/N’s place? I’m making dinner and I need to know how many plates to have. Is Yunho gonna spend the night, too, or is he coming back?

San sent a quick reply with not too much detail as all the other members were told was that you couldn’t get the day off tomorrow to celebrate so you decided to celebrate today with Yunho; the members accepted this with almost no question, though Yeosang found it just a bit fishy. He always managed to see through bullshit but at least he never pressed. 

Yeah, we are. Don’t bother to set up for us. We’ll be back tomorrow, late morning <3

“Whatcha doin’ there, sweetheart?” you whispered in his ear from behind, causing him to jump a little. He tried to turn around but your hand snaked up to his throat, squeezing a little and forcing his head back, your breath playing on his ear. 

All San could do was whine as Yunho took his phone away and placed it on the coffee table, you guiding San to lean against your chest with your hand on his throat as you moved back to lean against the arm, San positioned between your legs.

Yunho sat with a leg underneath him, hand coming up from the hem of San’s button-down shirt and lightly tracing his abs, San’s breath hitching from the light touches and sensation of being lightly choked.

Your free hand replaced Yunho’s as Yunho took both his hands and slowly unbuckled San’s belt, dragging his pants down agonizingly slowly. 

San’s dick throbbed, an obvious wet spot already starting to form on his underwear from barely any ministrations from either you or Yunho. Perhaps it was the thought of what the night held that made him so hard, but all he could do was whine out as your hand on his throat restricted him from properly speaking. 

“Look at your pretty cock, baby, all ready for us. What a slut you are, hmm? All that edging all day must’ve been hard for a greedy whore like you,” you gently whispered in his ear, hand moving from his abs to tweaking one of his nipples, pulling his shirt up with your arm to do so. His whine increased in pitch as his dick visibly twitched and his breathing sped up.

“Please….momma....daddy….I jus’....please….,” he managed to choke out in desperation, you and Yunho touching him everywhere except where he needed it the most.

Yunho situated himself between San’s legs, taking San’s cock in his mouth and placing his hands on the boy’s hips to steady himself and make sure San’s hips didn’t jerk up and hurt his throat.

At this point you released your hand from his neck, taking to playing with his nipples and dusting kisses across his neck that you had access to; you wanted to hear his sweet sounds as you know Yunho did as well. 

Yunho set to work, giving a sloppy blowjob and drawing out various high-pitched moans and “daddy”s from San. The birthday boy was enjoying every bit of what you two gave him, nearly lost in the sensations of your touches and Yunho on his dick.

“‘M close, so close, so---” he cut himself with a strangled moan, an audible effort to not cum without anyone’s permission because then he would face punishment and that’s not what he wanted tonight. 

Yunho popped San’s dick out of his mouth, a string of saliva connecting his mouth to San, as San’s dick landing on his abdomen. You had never thought that could be a turn on, but there you were, messing with San’s nipples as you took in that glorious sight, panties getting soaked and knowing that San could feel it on his back through your underwear and thin sundress. 

Yunho dragged his nails down San’s thighs and smirked as San let out a sigh of content. Suddenly, Yunho took San’s dick back in his mouth and continued what he did before, San letting out a gasp and you gripping his chest and arm. 

“Remember, whore, you can’t cum until I say you can,” you said, dominance lacing your voice. San heard you, but couldn’t stop himself from releasing into Yunho’s mouth with a low, drawn-out moan, then immediately hating his body for betraying him.

“Tsk-tsk,” you tutted, biting the shell of his ear. Yunho, with San’s cum in his mouth, sat up and hovered over you and San, kissing San hard on the mouth and forcing him to swallow his own load. San laid limp in your arms, panting and glowing in a sheen of sweat once Yunho was done. The dominant male placed a quick kiss on the other male’s forehead, then proceeded to get up and start removing his shirt. 

You couldn’t help but look at the obvious bulge in his pants, and a large one at that. You felt your pussy throb and mouth water slightly as you imagined what it would be like to have his cock stretch you out perfectly. 

Yunho disappeared into your bedroom and didn’t come back out. You took that as a sign to move to the bedroom, but also realized that meant dragging San with you.

You pushed him up, forcing him to stand and follow you to the bedroom, taking off his shirt as he did so.

When he crossed the threshold, you turned around and put one hand on his shoulder and another on his cheek to caress his face. “Now, what am I gonna do with my disobedient cumslut, hmm? You came without permission, one rule you broke and so soon.”

San looked at you with horny apprehension, not knowing what you had planned for punishment. In honesty, he surprised himself from coming so soon and without permission -- he’s always pretty obedient.

Yunho came up from the side and pulled your hands away from San, then guiding him to a chair, pushing him in it. “I think,” he said, tapping his chin in faux thought, “that the baby boy doesn’t get to play with mommy for a long time.” You stood where you were, watching Yunho tie San’s arms to the chair with sage green silk rope with expertise, making sure the rope wasn’t too tight and the shears for any emergencies on your dresser for quick access.

Yunho then tied San’s legs to the chair with the same colored silk rope with the same expertise he did with the arms. He took San’s chin and lifted his head to look him in the eyes. “You get to watch daddy fuck mistress without touching yourself, prince. Wanna see if my baby boy can cum without being touched since you’re so eager to disobey us?” San’s breathing visibly sped up in response to Yunho’s words, San’s dick already getting half-hard again at the thought. He nodded his head “yes” vigorously. 

Yunho smirked and turned his attention to you, eyes raking over your body, painfully hard in his too-restricting jeans at anticipation of finally getting to fuck you. You met his eyes with the same energy, two dominant forces getting to ravage each other and in front of their shared submissive, no less.

The male stalked over to you and ran his hands up and down your arms, your hands not hesitating to go to his pants and make quick work of his belt and took his dick in your hands. He let out a deep moan, closing his eyes briefly at the contact. He opened his eyes again and hiked up your dress and dived into your panties, rubbing brief circles over your clit and dipping two fingers into your folds. It was your turn to moan, the contact feeling so good after aching for a while. 

He took his hand away as you took yours away and you pushed him to the bed, ripping his pants and underwear off. As he laid on his back, you straddled him and rubbed your clothed pussy on his dick, Yunho hissing at the contact. “C’mon, daddy, I know you want to see my tits and play with my nipples,” you taunt, spitting his title at him in mockery. You look over at San whose eyes are completely blown with lust, intently watching the scene play out before him, his arms straining against his restraints and dick now completely hard again. 

You look back at Yunho, making eye contact and challenging him to touch you in the way he wanted to. He took the challenge, slipping the sleeves off your shoulders and off your tits, the top half of the dress now hanging below your breasts. He lifted himself up a little, made quick work of your bra clasps, and threw your bra at San on the chair who whined a little in response at the humiliation and want to bury himself in your breasts, not Yunho.

Yunho’s hands went immediately to your breasts, playing with your nipples and drawing out a little moan from you as you continued to grind down on his cock. “It’s a little too quiet for my liking,” Yunho said suddenly, reaching for his phone on the nightstand and turning up the vibrator in San’s ass to high. San let out a yelp and a string of moans at the unexpected stimulation, hips bucking a little and legs straining against the sage green rope, making your pussy even more wet and practically soaking your panties to the point that Yunho couldn’t even hiss at the roughness of the fabric anymore. 

“Our baby boy is so adorable, isn’t he?” Yunho asked you, forcing your attention back to him. You took the phone from Yunho’s hand and put it back on the nightstand, leaving San to be tortured by the device and you quickly took off your panties and aligned Yunho’s cock with your entrance. 

He smirked at you, debating if he should say what was on the tip of his tongue. He said it anyway. “My my, mommy is eager for my dick.” He spit your title back at you the way you did with him. Just for that, you quickly sunk yourself onto his cock, bouncing immediately and not giving either you time to adjust to his length or him time to adjust to your heat.

Your moans of pleasure and his soon met with San’s and the sound of the vibrator, creating a symphony of sin in Seoul. All titles were forgotten, dominant and submissive roles forgotten by everyone in the chase of release.

San soon came a second time, coating his abdomen in white and moans drowning out the noises of pleasure from you and Yunho. He slumped against the chair, dick still twitching and eyes watering from the overstimulation of the vibrator, drawing out his orgasm and speeding his way to another despite his tiredness. You slowed down to rocking back and forth on Yunho and both you and Yunho turned your attention to San. As the vibrator drew out his third orgasm of the night, he threw his head back with a couple of tears falling from his eyes and staining his cheeks, cock painfully red and he whimpered and whined in response.

Yunho reached for his phone and turned off the vibrator, giving San a chance to catch his breath. After a minute, you asked San, “What color, sweetheart?”

Despite his obvious exhaustion, he managed to smile at you and said, “Green,” in a weak voice. 

“Are you sure, baby?” Yunho asked a second time, making sure that San wasn’t pushing himself just to please himself and you. 

“I’m….sure,” he barely managed to get out. You immediately got off of Yunho and put the straps of your dress back on your shoulders absentmindedly, carefully untying the ropes and peppering kisses on San where the ropes dug in especially hard. Yunho worked to collect a couple of blankets to make the bed as cozy as possible for San to make him feel safe and loved.

San stood up weakly, leaning heavily on you, and allowing you to drag him to the bed. He laid in between you and Yunho, you petting his head and Yunho gently cleaning his stomach of cum with a baby wipe. 

“I said I’m fine, I wanna continue,” San weakly protested. 

“No, you’re not, sweety, you can barely get out a sentence and you have tears coming from your eyes,” you responded, “there’s nothing wrong with taking a break if you need it.”

Yunho’s only response was a hum of agreement and a kiss on the forehead for San as he gently took out the vibrator, quickly wiping it down with a baby wipe for easier cleaning tomorrow.

Before he knew it, San fell fast asleep to whispers of praise from you and Yunho. You followed suit, hugging San in your sleep and Yunho shortly after you, trying to hug you both.

#ateez #lemon hours #fem!reader #plussize!reader #tall!reader #dom!reader #sub!idol #sub!ateez #sub!san #dom!yunho

[jujumin-translates]

Misumi Ikaruga | [R] Guiding Angel | Searching for the Triangle Fish - Part 2

Part 1 / Part 2

Misumi: Triangle Fishy-san isn’t anywhere~.

Misumi: Triangle Fishy-san isn’t anywhere~.

Director: Misumi-kun, did the fish have any other characteristics?

Misumi: Hmm… Ah! It was fluttering and colorful!!

Director: A fluttering, colorful fish-- Could it maybe be a tropical fish?

Misumi: Maybe~!

Director: Then let’s go to the tropical fish corner!

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Misumi: I feel like I came to see it here!

Director: Really? Well, maybe it’s here.

Misumi: ...Ah, it was there---!!

Director: Eh, did you find it already!?

Misumi: This is Fishy-san~! It’s a fluttering, colorful, triangle~!

Director: It certainly is a triangle. Umm, the name is… Veiltail Angel.

Misumi: Veiltail Angel-san…

Director: Yeah, that’s it. Misumi-kun, don’t forget to take a pic--.

Misumi: Director-san!

Director: ?

Misumi: I want Veiltail Angel-san!

Director: Eeh!?

Misumi: Can an aquarium person give it to me~?

Director: Isn’t that impossible…?

Misumi: Right~. Aw man…

Director: But maybe if we go to the store, there might be tropical fish sold there?

Misumi: Really!?

Director: ...Ah, but that might not be good. We have Kamekichi at home.

Misumi: Could Veiltail Angel-san be eaten…?

Director: I don’t know, but I can’t say that’s not a possibility…

Misumi: I see… I give up.

Director: (Misumi-kun is feeling down and I wonder if there’s something I can do…)

Director: --I’ve got it!

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Misumi: We’re back~!

Kumon: Ah, welcome back, everyone!

Tenma: That… Misumi, what’s that package!?

Misumi: Ehehe~ It’s this~!

Misumi: Ta da~!!

Kazunari: Ah, is that the triangle fish you were talking about!?

Misumi: Yeah! Veiltail Angel-san!!

Yuki: It’s a plushie. How many of the same one did you guys buy…?

Kazunari: It’s a big catch! As expected of Sumi!

Misumi: Ehehe~.

Tenma: It really is a triangle.

Kumon: The fins are long too, so cool!

Director: We wanted to keep the actual fish as a pet, but we figured Kamekichi wouldn’t tolerate that.

Director: So, when we looked in the souvenir shop, we found the plushie and bought this instead.

Muku: It’s great, Misumi-san!

Misumi: Yeah! It’s thanks to Director-san too~!

Director: (I didn’t think we would buy so many… They look really happy though, so it doesn’t matter.)

Misumi: Triangle, triangle~♪

#a3! #a3! translation #〚 backstage story #misumi ikaruga #tenma sumeragi #kumon hyodo #muku sakisaka #yuki rurikawa #kazunari miyoshi