#so they did

[a-book-of-creatures]

What's your favorite dragon in a movie? For me this glorious jeweled dragon from The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm (1962) is definitely up there. Plus it's got Buddy Hackett and Terry-Thomas getting roasted.

#dragons #the wonderful world of the brothers grimm #for the record this has nothing to do with the original story #but they thought hey we could have a dragon in there #so they did #Youtube

[etherealspacejelly]

i love going downstairs to cook my dinner, dropping some random lore about the song im listening to on my housemates, and then disappearing back to my room to eat lmao

#it was barbara ann btw #i was like #hey did you know they basically improvised this song? #they were just chilling and jamming in someones garage and recorded this for a laugh and they were like #hey that actually slaps lets put it on the album #so they did #you can hear them laughing and getting the lyrics wrong at some parts

[astridwrynn]

plants are watching 👁️🌿

#you can stay at my place #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable dumbasses #good omens #anthony janthony crowley #aziraphale #azicrow #post armageddon scene #like when crowley said #so they did #and things happened #they better kiss in season 2 istg

[oifaaa]

Did Morrison write the issue where Talia & Jason sleep together? I’m not being argumentative, I really don’t know bc I don’t read comics often. Also, do you consider that issue to be canon or do you just choose to ignore it/say it’s OOC?

No that was winick and I actually like winicks writing his version of Jason is one of my favourites but that scene was very ooc for both or them which Ive seen some people say that was the point that it was meant to be ooc to show how off both Jason and Talia were idk tho I think there were better ways to show that without having Talia and Jason sleep together I dont think it's very canon anymore they don't bring it up outside of lost days and I personally choose to ignore it and focus on the mother son vibes

#Ask #Anon #It also should be said #That winick was probably just projecting onto Jason #And wanted his self insert to sleep with Talia #So they did #I'm very bias here #I hate when Scott lobdell writes Jason as a self insert #But i don't mind that winick does it #Bc winicks despite being a self insert is also just better written all round #Apart from that Talia bit #Which I choose to ignore

[saucymincks]

Navigating Jewish spaces right now is such a headache.

#you think you've found a buddy and then WHAM #they're talking about birthright or some shit #I'm just clearing this shit up right up front now #literally introduced myself in a group by saying my name and that I was firmly pro-Palestine #and if that was an issue they can delete me on the spot #so they did #not here to waste time #I've left two synagogues in three months and I'd do it again

[vampirecatboy]

BRO YOU SAID I COULD TAKE IT BRO

WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME

#stuff and things #Weiss lied about being there to pick up the chest #and the guy believed them thanks to Weiss' frankly staggering bonus to deception rolls #and unless i misunderstood he said they could take it #so they did #and the guy got mad what the fuck #luckily i had saved like right before #so i reloaded #but my game crashed #so that's kind of annoying

[izayoichan]

Fannar: So many times I sat thinking about home and you when I was there, while looking at the stars. I imagined we were watching the same stars somehow, and it made me feel connected to you. Flynn: I felt the same.. grampa Chris said it was because we have always been so connected. The two of them looked up at the stars, both wondering the same thing in a way. If the someone they could no longer check in on were doing okay, and perhaps were they watching the stars, just like they were.  Flynn: Ready to head home for the weekend tomorrow? Fannar: Yep, packed and good to go after school finnishes.  Flynn: Walk on the beach in the evening? Fannar: Always. Flynn smiled, they did that when they were home, it was a way to deal with everything, to just walk passed that spot where Fannar had come back, and Emil had left. Perhaps they also both hoped to see a portal open, but for all the times they had done the walk by now, that had never happened.  Flynn: I know Arlene hopes we will come to the shelter as well. Fannar. Of course we are. Flynn: That’s what I told her. Fannar: I can’t believe how smart that girl is. Flynn: I always wondered.. both El and Lene are like geniouses - he lookes Fan who looks back at him. - Are you wilfully holding yourself back? Fannar: Nope, I just got all the stupid genes. -they chuckle-  Flynn shakes his head and boops his twins nose.  Flynn: You are such a bad liar. -chuckles.- But thank you. Fannar: You’re welcome.  They stayed out for a little longer, before they made their way back to the dorm. Bags packed and ready for the weekend at home to come. 

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#the ward legacy #writblr #simblr #simblrstories #ts4 story #ts4 alpha #ts4 #co created with mahvaladara #Fannar Ward #Flynn Ward #yes fannar has kept himself back #he always did #from the day he learned Flynn existed #they have always been their twin #and they refuse to get put ahead #they wanted to be in class with their twin #so they did #Flynn is happy for it

[marshmallord]

pool scene had me cowering in fear porsche looked like he was going to fall off at any point. i’ve decided on the new worst way to die—falling off a building mid pool sex. just a wet, bloody corpse with an erection splayed on the ground in front of a skyscraper.

#when he leaned over the edge i went NO TOO FAR #that scene was terrifying #reminder that it was IMPROVISED btw #they just saw the pool and went oh what if kinn and porsche fucked there #and everyone else said BRILLIANT PLAN #so they did #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporche #kinnporche the series #kinn x porsche #dumb ways to die #a necessary tag

[the-broken-pen]

I promise I’ll post writing I just had one of my bad luck days (it’s ok that’s normal) and I got lithium poisoning and was very sick and then I got rear ended and then I sat in a hot car in a Lowe’s parking lot for three hours but at least I got published in a local lit mag but like I also have whiplash and my body hurts and I want to stop vomiting

#ouch </3 #why #I know this is normal for me but jeez #could we spread it out #dw I was not at fault for the accident #I was trying to turn right and some dude perpendicular to me was at a stop sign and didn’t see me and so was going straight into the street #that I was turning right into #and then saw me #and stopped in the intersection #so I was like go dummy #so they did #and I went to turn #and this dude in a mustang rear ends me #because #and I quote #“I thought you would turn faster so I accelerated #pls #like sir #why tf would you accelerate towards a turning vehicle #he took one look at me #a young blonde girl (oh no I’ve revealed I’m blonde? #and I saw him cringe

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

[nothazellevesque]

a man self immolated in front of the israeli embassy in washington dc yesterday. not just any man. an active member of the us air force. he live streamed his death, and said that he refused to be complicit in a genocide any longer. he said that compared to what palestinians were facing every day, setting himself alight was nothing.

let me reiterate. an active duty air force member burned himself alive because he was so disgusted by what the us government was openly supporting. he live-streamed his own suicide, so the whole world could bear witness as a man in his military uniform set himself on fire to protest his government’s complicity in the horrors that we have all been forced to watch happen in real time. he became a new horror. footage of the immolation blurs him out the moment the fire catches, but you can hear him. it is over in seconds, really, but you can hear him screaming. he shouts “free palestine” until his body physically cannot make any sounds other than guttural screams of agony. and then he falls silent. a police officer arrives and points a gun at his still burning body, shouting at him to get down on the ground. and it is over.

his name was Aaron Bushnell. he was twenty five years old. and he isn’t here anymore because the political ruling class has decided that genocide is perfectly fine as long as it preserves imperialism. in the coming days, people will try to discredit him. to say that he was mentally unstable. they will try to bury his actions to save face and defend israel’s propaganda. do not let them. aaron knew what he was doing. he knew what he was doing when he put on his military uniform, set up his twitch stream, and made his final walk up to the embassy. he knew what would happen to him when he flicked that lighter. do not let them forget. aaron’s blood is on the hands of the political ruling class.

#free palestine #free gaza #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #Aaron bushnell #aaron’s livestream likely made it so much harder to bury this like the media did to the last person who self immolated #the least we can do is not forget him #gaza strip #gaza #palestine

[bahoreal]

obsessed with this

#like. not to make everything about good omens but #crowley #there are so many versions of this with him gazing at aziraphale its so fkabdkahdbw #i did a real bad job at positioning these fjsbdhs i also know the last one is 'no one knows what..' but. whatever #.jtxt

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

#aquila talks #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #laios touden #SERIOUSLY THO I WAS WORRIED THEY WEREN'T GONNA ADAPT THIS SCENE BUT THEY DID AND IM SO HAPPY