#so. SO

[dein0nychus]

it is embarrassing. HUMILIATING. how bad i am down for stupid fucking enver gortash

#I HAVE NEVER THIRSTED AFTER A HUMAN CHARACTER IN MY LIFE. LITERALLY NEVER #but god. good lord. fuck. hes so #so. so #im insane!!!!! INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!! #i want to chew on his arm #i want to be the little animal in his lap that he pets nefariously while sitting in an ornate chair coming up with evil schemes.

[mail-me-a-snail]

*said while staring off into the middle distance* the soles of vance's sneakers should have paw prints

#i mean. its night city right #and theyre obsessed with japanese culture #so theyd have a lot of cat merch and shit #so. so #guys blease im on my hands and knees here #my post

[goldkirk]

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#just remembered that I’ve got an hour long Official Call that involves symptom discussion #scheduled for 8:30 in the morning because past me was not thinking of the full scope of What My Brain Does Before Stressful Things #so. so #interesting situation learned to think before choosing morning time slots next time and #am going to bed now before I make it worse by being 1+ hour sleep deprived #it might be totally fine! it’s just the last thing I did that was remotely similar to this #threw me into hypervigilance hell for almost a week and I’d prefer Not #it will be FINE #shh katie #this is just a me thing I don’t handle people being older than me and in positions of authority (surprise surprise) and #am worried about Getting A Bad Grade In [Redacted] lmao

[lucyvsky]

ok tumblr dot com whats a funny graduation gift to give my french friend

#wildly tempted to get her this barbie in the hundred years war print ive found BUT im not sure if it will arrive in time #SO. so

[inhumanfuckingdogman]

Oh two day old peanut butter sandwich. We’re really in it now

#chatter #me forgetting to pack a lunch but remembering yhe sanfwish i made two days ago and left in my car: yesh thats fine #in the insane postion of loving my new job but also feeling onsane and wanting to bite. everyone #its very hard is the issue. is that its challenging and there is nobody to train me #bc one persontransfered and another was fired #and another is sick #so. so #its going

[hopsof]

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #my art #so silly #fanart #damien haas #delicious in dungeon

[cemeterything]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

#🐉 #human rules is you can go nuts show nuts but so can everyone else

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

#i cannot tell you how much this made me smile just bc it's so full of love #moon #venus #zoozve #long post #sorry about that it's very long but it's very entertaining i hope you enjoy this lil zoozve gem haha #astronomy #astrophysics #space

[knifefightscene]

#this is so funny to me #from textpost u came to textpost u shall return #7

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

#for reference i live in scotland so it is weird that there is no ice or snow in december anymore #shitpost #not really but its just how i find my original content #christmas #climate change

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

#its always a persons face and its always cropped to be like. just their eyes. its so fuckin weird #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k #100k

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

#snake hisses #Not putting this in my art tag #boop #scheduling this for midnight #edit: huh so its still going huh. oh well have it early

[gwenlena]

hello tumblr

#its so silly i love the boops #boop #!! #april fools #i think

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

#this thing is so funny

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt