#someone bonk me

[saltydoesstuff]

GUYS

GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGUYSGDGSJFKA

#GUYS #I HAVE NEW BOT IDEAS #BUT BRAIN IS NOT COOPERATING #SOMEONE BONK ME #GET ME IN RIGHT TRACK TO MAKE THESE BOTS #RGTVHJEFKJL

[jeromeswife]

IF I WRITE A NAMOR X FAIRY!READER, WHO'S GONNA STOP ME???

#chaos #namor #someone bonk me #namor x reader #going crazy

[becometheknifemaster]

He did it again

I am 👁️👄👁️

#fernando alonso #sir this is a family app #someone bonk me

[wispscribbles]

“How copy?”

#ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #cod fanart #soap x ghost #my art #the military lingo continues on leave and eventually in retirement #I don’t make the rules #hm… another head bonk I’m just now realising #my subconscious is telling me that I need someone to tenderly rest their forehead on mine

[itwamtv]

dreamcatcher songs are truly a bop

#i want to talk to youuuuu #someone bonk me

[blorb-el]

we shall be free; we shall find peace chapter 7! it is 7.2k and i had to add a few additional warnings for suicidal ideation so mind the warnings. Clark Does Not Like Answering Questions: The Chapter.

#if i ever try to write a 7k chapter again someone bonk me (gently) on the head with a cardboard tube. it will happen again btw #An Women gets to say more than one sentence. happy belated international women's day #also swapped the timkon tag from a pairing tag to a minor tag #bc if you click into this fic expecting timkontent. well. there's not a lot at the moment #it'll get more narrative focus Later i Prommy #but the more. hardcore timkon ppl were probably annoyed by False Advertising in the meantime >.> sory #my writing #wsbf

[silentgrim]

oh? new simb!

#what if i made new simbs... #ts4 #ts4 edit #sim: imena #the way i've been lazily editing sm lately i can't keep this up someone bonk me

[feluka]

angels are real their names are shams and noor

#i am a very silent crier but my babies pick up on the difference in my breathing and come to give me kisses #i don't think they know what it means but they understand something is wrong because they're like #OMG ARE U OK? *sniff sniff sniff* *head bonk* #it always makes me laugh because they're like. well there's nothing a good head bonk can't fix! #and they're so damn right!!! #not sure about the sniffing though. next time someone cries next to me and idk what to do i'll sniff them and see if it helps #shams and noor are geniuses after all they must know what they're doing

[joons-jun]

need shinsou to be a little mean to me

like I wanna be on my knees in front of him so he can use my mouth to de stress. No touching myself no whining just sit there and look pretty. Use my hair to take all of him, nose pressed against the mess of curly hair at the base.

Looking up at him with tears running down my cheek and pleading eyes because its hard to breathe with him down my throat, being told to be good and take it.

Ending with me face down ass up and two loads of cum dripping on the floor

#someone bonk me with the horni hammer #: ̗̀➛jun.writes #bnha smut #hitoshi shinsou #shinsou smut

[kathyrealmstales]

If I had a nickel for every time I draw an AI character coming out of a computer, I would have two nickels... Which is not a lot but interesting it happened twice-

#digital art #kinitopet #kinito pet #kinito fanart #kinitopet fanart #kinito my beloved #kinito the axolotl #Next time im drawing jade #This axolotl is getting too much love from me and Sam and Jade need more hugs. #Someone bonk him with a bat-

[synthshenanigans]

Is this ur evil twin? /j

Oh no. That is my close best buddy. I use to play Saxophone so me & Sax Shenanigans go WAY back

This fucker however-

#slash jay #kk slider shenanigans is chill tho #He's cool #the drum shenanigans however better watch its back #moss post #when's the synth shenanigans coming back huh #chonny jash #the is all from the fact that i got wacked in the back of the head with a drumstick once #[technically a mallet but have had sticks thrown at me once] #it may have been an accident but fuck you my brain damage #drums are temporary brain damage is forever #again /j #tho i did get hit with a mallet before tho. a person who played the marimba had one in their hand while talking to someone #they moved their hands whist talking & as I walked by the hall i got bonked. was totally an accident & also really funny #anyways i really love this song too #love the in club [or whatever place you'd call it] feel it has. very chill & warm #we also now have as many cruisins as mind electrics #which is such a goofy contrast #love this one tho very nice & groovy i love it #kyle is fuckin it up on that saxophone #i love it

[bioedwinmx]

Sometimes, I forget how people view luffy with surface level information, both in the real world and in one piece. And it's just so funny

Like, my man, luffy, is a ray of sunshine and silliness. But this guy has:

Declared war against the world government (100+ countries in the world)

Mugged and beat the shit out of a lot people regardless of status since he was a child

Asaulted marine bases and kicking the shit out of them

Used people as hostages and human shields multiple times

Probably (definitely) killed multiple people (like not on purpose, he just beats them, and if they die is on them)

Broken PROVEN MURDERERS AND CRIMINALS out of prison for help.

Fought in a war against the marines with nothing but his fist and got away alive

Fought against the equivalent of the privateers (legally sanctioned pirates) and got 2 of them to switch to his side

Punched royalty multiple times and a celestial dragon for pissing him off

And like, these are neat and all. We do know the reasonable reasons behind these actions. But people inside this world just see him as a GOD DAMN LUNATIC THAT GETS AWAY WITH WAY TOO MUCH and just

LAUGHS IT OFF

People who recognize him just think

'This motherfucker destroyed enies lobby, overthrew an entire island goverment and punched a god damned celestial dragon and got away with it'

And im like "Thats my GOAT," and "so silly and whisical, please commit more crimes against the government"

One of the protagonists of all time

#one piece #luffy #onepiece #he is just like me #a goofy little guy doing a goffy liitle crime #totally an anarchist #pirate #definitly a pirate #like no questions asked #probably a dine and dash kinda guy #yonko luffy #people talk about him like he is overthrowing the someones government right this moment #and like its true but he just bonked so hard that hus folfed and started making accordion noises

[becometheknifemaster]

Me looking Fernando last stories.

👁️👄👁️

Sir that is a family app

#fernando alonso #someone bonk me #I won't believe i started simp this man

[mortellanarts]

Hm.... Do you hear something?

Look at the details I put into this thang

#zero escape #zero escape spoilers #999 spoilers #blood cw #clover 999 #clover field #I am not immune to making fanart for the axe ending #9 hours 9 persons 9 doors #I'll be yelled at for this one aren't I welp! I'd like to issue an apology by promising wholesome field sibling content in the coming days #and that WILL happen because you see I want this on ig but I #I cannot have this there without a spoiler buffer qwq #my art #I was dying to use this pallette for clover since I stumbled into it during last year's 999 week so I made it sad! #and bloody!! #also this is going to be a color palette trickle down effect also because in trying to make this brighter (task failed) #I got a new idea >:3 #final note on this someone bonk me next time I have to draw the inside of this ship so I don't get lazy and use a screenshot again it's. hm #the third time I think

[dodecademons]

Get two sapphics to touch foreheads and I will go feral

#what's better than a kiss? foreheads touches #you cant convince me that being that close to someone and just existing isnt one of the most intimate things out there #literally every single time it makes me soft and think how cute they are and do one of those i could cry moments #bumbleby #raylla #wayhaught #just off the top of my head #like bruh thats so cute and soft and wheres my gf to touch foreheads with #motherland fort salem #rwby #wynonna earp #raelle and scylla #blake and yang #waverly and nicole #warrior nun when ava kisses beatrice forehead #even better when she bonks her head against beatrice's cheek after her fall ughh quality #catra and adora #with a bonus purr from catra at the end #toni and shelby #the wilds #not me adding tags everytime i think of a new forehead bonk #warrior nun #vi and caitlyn #arcane #emily and sue #dickinson #rahne and dani #the new mutants #the expanse a telltale series

[kedsandtubesocks]

the way I want to write for @andypantsx3 the Jedi!Todoroki and scoundrel/smuggler reader of my dreams is unbearable because Shouto is the PEAK perfect Jedi knight who believes in kindness and is brave and righteous but all we wanna do is just steal his fancy lightsaber and sell it for 100000 credits (until we fall for him of course)

#I am the biggest sucker for shouto loving someone who they think is outsmarting them when he’s just as sly as they are #and andie’s the queen of that and of shouto’s heart of course #but yeah #this st//r warz nonsense is getting out of control someone bonk me on the head #andie’s tag 🧊🔥✨