#stardew shame

[love-me-satoru]

OKAY so who plays stardew valley? And who do you want your husband/wife to be?

#stardew valley #i can’t choose between sebastian alex or shane help #stardew farmer #i love sebastian but i want alex too #stardew shane #stardew sebastian #stardew elliott #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew alex #stardew shame

[chobitch74]

stardew valley (my friend and i gave each character a sexuality, if they have a mental illness, and whether they drink or smoke)

- [ ] alex (he/him): anxiety depression closeted homosexual social drinker no smoking

- [ ] clint (he/him): anxiety light drinker straight as a board

- [ ] Demetrius (he/him): bisexual stonecold sober anxiety

- [ ] elliot (he/they/she): bisexual as. fuck. prefers men whiskey and pipe guy depression induced narcissism

- [ ] evelyn (she/her): stonecold sober trump supporter straight af (experimented in college) homophobic

- [ ] george (he/him) : smokes cigars and weed (for the pain) mental disorder: paraplegic straight AF also homophobic

- [ ] gus (he/him): straight (questioned as a teenager) occasional drinker (works too much, mostly dd) anxiety and light depression (why he works so much)

- [ ] haley(she/her): hardcore lesbian, severe narcissism, white claw wasted. fear of smoking to stay pretty

- [ ] harvey(he/him): severe anxiety, bisexual, sober (smoked weed in college)

- [ ] jas: depression (ptsd from shane) stonecold (fear of becoming shane) possible lesbian (definitely on lgbtq+ spectrum)

- [ ] vincent: minor autism, possible anxiety, possible adhd (possible lgbtq+ spectrum) stonecold sober most likely

- [ ] lewis(he/him): anxiety stonecold sober (experimented w men in college)

- [ ] linus(he/him): used to have alcohol problem, severe anxiety and depression, grows and smokes weed (possible town dealer), straight

- [ ] maru(they/them): pansexual, anxiety depression (possible split personality disorder) stonecold sober

- [ ] pam(she/her): cigarettes (used to smoke weed) functioning extreme alcoholic, anger management issues (raspy af voice)

- [ ] pierre(he/him): severe anxiety, social drinker possible weed usage, bipolar type 2

- [ ] robin(she/her): (def smoked weed in college or hs, stopped for carpentry) no mental illnesses, possible wine mom, straight but very much ally

- [ ] sam(he/they): severe adhd, bisexual, smokes weed and drinks (socially) occasionally, temporary depression (cuz dad)

- [ ] sebastian(he/they): depression and anxiety, heavy stoner, drinks socially, pansexual

-[ ] penny(she/her): minor depression and anxiety, stonecold sober, bisexual

- [ ] shane(he/him): severe depression and anger management severe anxiety, recovering alcoholic, straight af and smokes weed occasionally

- [ ] willy(he/him): ptsd (from losing wife and child) depression, (drinks often but not alcoholic) HUMUGO stoner, straight

- [ ] abigail(she/they): bisexual af (preference towards women), decent stoner, (never drinks) mild depression, anxiety and adhd

- [ ] the wizard(he/they): constant shrooms, schizophrenia, never drinks, acid occasionally, severe homosexual (but only for his imaginary friend)

- [ ] dwarf(he/they): severe addiction to ecstasy, severe schizophrenia and autism and split personality, asexual

- [ ] krobus(they/them): asexual and aromantic, SEVERE anxiety, stonecold sober

#stardew #stardew alley #stardew shame #stardew emily #stardew leah #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew elliott #stardew gus #stardew sebastian #stardew penny #stardew maru #stardew willy

[imperatoralicia]

Just having some drinks at the local saloon.

#stardew valley #spoilers #stardew valley spoilers #stardew valley 1.6 update #drinking mayonnaise #also this was during a green rain day #so folks were already freaked out #i am making things worse on purpose haha #anyway i'm obsessed with the fact that you can drink mayo #and i enjoy that i'm properly shamed for it

[o0kawaii0o]

Night Market - WIP (pt. 2)

#another wip cus why not #this time it's sam! #he was fun to do so it's a shame he's only a bg chara here #did some research in 80s fashion for his design #maybe I'll properly draw him sometime in the future #stardew valley #sdv #sdv sam #wip #q #o0kawaii0o

[pivsketch]

picked up stardew valley again, i havent played it since 2018(!) so theres a lot of new stuff to experience. heres some shanes i was fiddling with while taking a break from working on something else. id like to say thanks to my friend synth for valuable input during this process

and just because i happen to have a work-in-progress screencap on hand, heres what this looked like three hours previous lol:

#yes... i know i draw shane and calhoun almost exactly the same... what can i say. the heart wants what the heart wants #stardew valley #stardew shane #pixel art #i didnt intend to make this look like im making a portrait mod (because im not) but man. it really does look like i should be huh lmao #no instead im doing something extremely more ambitious (picking up my fucking stardew overworld sprite overhaul project again) #i dont know how to post my progress on that without jinxing myself and/or getting everyone's hopes up... #but i only ever posted about it on some dead blog of mine 6-8 years ago & it still looks good. would be a shame to leave it at that

[bnnyteef]

My sdv farmer !

Speeddraw under the cut ♡ ( I drew in procreate for the first time in a while and remembered that's a thing)

#aka very shaneful self insert #shameful* #actually no that fits #shes besties with haley obviously #lotsa gossiping together #wdym you see her roots? shes a natural pink-head #art #digital art #clipstudio paint #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #my art

[ask-shane]

Shame we should release a whole thing of termites in Lewis's house! It will be whimsical and fun!

i almost feel like i’ve heard that suggestion somewhere before... i’m gonna call you lewis termite invasion anon.

and no. we shouldn’t. that’d be messy, terrible, and if he caught us we’d never hear the end of it.

#ask-shane 🐓 #(((shame))) #LEWIS TERMITE INVASION #stardew shane #stardew lewis #mayor lewis

[cosmicwhoresimpingismyliving]

An accurate visual representation of my gremlin like self at stupid o’clock in the morning reading all the juicy Stardew Shane Smut I can get my hands on I can’t get enough 😤😩🥺🥹😂👀

#I’m shameful #sorry not sorry #gremlincore #gremlin mode #stupid o’clock #smut smut smut #smut #stardew valley #stardew valley shane #sdv shane #sdv smut #he’s baby #he’s my babygirl #he’s my favorite #he’s my little guy #he’s my husband #he’s my wife #he’s my everything #he’s my malewife #malewife #he’s my little meow meow #he’s so babygirl #he’s so cute #he’s so silly #he’s so pretty #he’s so fine #he’s so hot #spilled thoughts

[specialbluehens]

i am writing smth so fucking sad lol

#hi shane stardew valley i see u there with ur lovely found family #what a shame it would be if i just #ramblings #(it won't be a total downer but WOO!)

[a-humble-waffle]

it is so funny to me how many people on the stardew side of tumblr are thirsty for kent. i saw him and went "oh he looks like an older sadder sam" (which obviously makes sense because he's sam's dad and he has trauma) but i don't think my thought process went in that direction at all

#my posts #stardew valley #sdv kent #this is no shame to people who think he's hot it just caught me off guard lmao

[roki-rancid]

Local fucking loser gets her ass kicked by some slimes and is shamefully taken home by her husband

#I LITERALLY HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME THE OTHER DAY IT WAS SO FUCKING SHAMEFUL I RAN OUT OF FOOD #I LOST SO MUCH SHIT!!!!! #COLLAPSING ON MY KNEES TYPE AGONY #had to stop playing fr #its...art #blood tw #stardew valley #sdv fanart #stardew valley elliott #sdv elliott #i fucking love elliott fr #ive had stardew valley for so long yet i never drew him #stardew valley fanart

[oneplusoneequalsfish]

It's always a little threatening when someone shows up outside your house at 6 am to chat. But when Pierre does it? I feel like I'm about to get shanked!

#“So your first year is almost up eh?” #"It would be a shame if you ran out of seeds #Dude #I beat you in one competition #lay off #Stardew Valley

[heeheelissy]

“why would you romance shane” this, “hes a depressed drunkard” that. im sorry he’s relatable to me!! we are the same!! hes just like me fr fr, he toils under capitalism and goes home to his rented room and just wallows in his sorrow and wants to kill himself but tries to keep it together for what little family he has and he has deep thoughts and worries!!

so yeah maybe i bring him a pepper now and again!! maybe his hand in marriage!! we could both grow as people!! us and our chickens!!

#my posts #getting back into stardew and romancing him is So So Easy esp w the saloon #storywise i always imagine my farmer buying him drinks just to get an opening and as his problems become more evident and relatable? well. #just. there is no shame in who you romance!! we are all lil freaks!!

[unpretty]

looking at my game stats after getting playnite set up was a mistake

#original #admittedly this doesn't include nintendo stuff so like #time spent playing animal crossing and pokemon and xenoblade is not included #and would probably be another thousand hours #we're not talking about my top played games it's a shame zone #although i guess 400 hours of stardew valley is respectable enough #this is as bad as looking at my calibre library

[bananastarion]

Last night sadly I fucked up broke my 6 days of sobriety, but I only had 4 drinks and doodled shane for the very first time in my therapy book. Not a bad outcome, considering...

My life is so shanecore rn

For those who can't read my chickenscratch, here's the cringey dialogue I wrote for him:

"Y-you actually like me? Come on, that's not funny... I guess I deserve it, I know I haven't exactly been nice to you from the start... but guys like me don't handle false hope very well. It's gonna mess with my head. So please just be honest and say you're fucking around with me and we'll call it even, ok? I know I'm not in your league... I'd just drag you down."

#sdv shane #stardew shane #did i marry the guy version of myself in a game #yeah kind of #i cant fix him or me :( #my crappy scribbles #its ok to reblog i have no shame lol.

[jellyaris]

Stardew Valley Sketches - Alex Edition!

Alex is one of Quill’s besties :) He’s the town himbo and gopher.

***NSFW UNDER THE READ MORE***

#he's so cute #sdv fanart #sdv alex #stardew alex #stardew valley #stardew farmer #sdv farmer #he's big strong and hard to shame #so if you need something done he's got you bby #quill sometimes hires him to help around harvest time #quill's also the only one in town with the energy to keep up with alex #evelyn appreciates it lol #my art #jellyaris