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dykelips · 3 days
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stranger things text posts, pt 2
enjoy, it's all queer and silly and i still have more to post lmao :")
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upsidedownlurker · 3 months
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GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!! I totally just figured out the lip-sync leak!!!1! Mike and Eleven have a very deep and romantic conversation together, and they completely debunk byler!!! so cute and slay <3
[Turn your sound on I promise it's better]
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inspired by @will80sbyers lovely twilight interpretation :D
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byler-alarmist · 9 months
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Will: how come you never called me in Lenora?
Mike: Will, I couldn't possibly!! You know El and I are together! Are you saying I should cheat on her? On my girlfriend?? How could you even think such a-
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robbie-verse · 1 year
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is this 'the eddie munson doctrine' u guys have been talking about ??
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Info About the 80's As Provided By My Dad, Who Graduated High School in 1987:
No boxers, no briefs, ONLY tighty-whiteys.
The Satanic Panic was something discussed primarily by adults to try and sway more voters toward Reagan.
EVERYONE had their ears pierced. Men, women, everyone. My Dad still wears his little diamond stud sometimes.
Crop tops and tube socks were a popular combo for high school and college guys.
Long hair was masculine and having decent hygiene was a big deal.
You took a girl to the roller rink on the first date to show off and then to the drive-in on the second date if she wanted to make out.
Here are some good metal bands to include in your fics: Judas Priest, Queensryche, Slayer, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Saxon, Scorpions, Ratt, Quiet Riot, Joan Jett, Pat Benetar, and Alice Cooper.
Vinyl cost between $1 and $4 on average.
Minimum wage was around $3.50.
Jorts for men. Good fuckin' lord the cutoff jorts for men...
The stoners knew everyone and everything.
If you're writing a fic or making art and have any questions for Mark about your Historical Accuracy, please feel free to send me an ask and I'll text him.
He thinks this is fun.
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itswhatyougive · 9 months
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Hotwire boyfriend and Getaway Driver boyfriend, breathe if you agree
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flowercrowngods · 3 months
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happy valentine's day to my favourite trio in particular 🫶
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mattx13 · 1 year
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i decided to finally post my variety of shitposts i’ve made for st/steddie for you all to enjoy
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fandsart · 1 year
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Robin adding flames to an already existing fire
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myosotisa · 5 months
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Eddie: Hey, so, this is me letting you know I'm in the ER. Because I knew you'd be fuckin pissed if I didn't tell you. Steve: What the fuck?! Are you okay? I can be there in 10 Eddie: NO Eddie: DON'T COME HERE Steve: ??? Eddie: ... Steve: What the fuck did you do Eddie: Funny story actually! So yknow how its a big joke that I'll stick my dick in anything?? Steve: Oh god. Do I even wanna hear the rest of this? Eddie: Well the canned cranberry sauce was a very good idea - swear to god. Warm, gooey, etc etc Eddie: But I definitely should've taken it out of the can first Steve: Did you... did you slice your dick on a full can of cranberry sauce? Eddie: Well... tis the season and all, Steve-o Steve: You deserve this.
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Vecna, the second Will Byers enters Hawkins:
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byler-alarmist · 10 months
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Jonathan: Do you remember the first day we met? It was the first day of senior year. I knew nobody. I had no friends. I felt so alone, and so scared. But I saw you on the pizza van, and you were alone too, just smoking by yourself. And I just walked up to you and I asked.....I asked if you wanted to smoke some weed. You said "yes".......you said yes. It was the best weed I ever smoked.
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smithsibsceo · 1 year
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controversial opinion but i think stranger things should end in a surfer boy pizza argyle mans when a girl comes up to the counter to order a pineapple pizza and her friend turns to argyle and is like sorry that orders a bit strange haha and argyle looks her dead in the eye and says 'ive seen stranger things, brochacho' and then jumps over the counter to passionately make out with jonathan byers whilst we can be heroes plays in the background
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How to Get Killed Off in Stranger Things:
1) Be queer-coded but not queer (Will and Robin survive via Gay Plot Armor).
2) Be shipped with Steve Harrington.
3) Have a mullet.
4) Be an adorable woman interesting enough for her own narrative arc (Lookin’ at you Barb, Chrissy, and Heather). 
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sandinmybed · 1 year
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this is byler in the future
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