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junotter · 1 year
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Pretty sure that between takes he was mercilessly attacked by the cast and crew
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stuartsspot · 1 year
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making plans for the band in the dingy corner of a bar, crawley new town circa 1998
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monkeyparasite · 2 years
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Hi. 😊 Can we have some headcannons on the Gorrillaz band members if they had a partner who is very sweet and nurturing to a fault, but isn't a doormat by any means? Like, they will comfort them and do something nice for them if they're feeling down, but when they do something wrong, the partner will put them in their place?
yip yup! ((the reason why 2D didn't clean muds hair but noodle kinda fixed up his boots is because Muds threatened to throw himself out a window if 2D touches him, saying "'es already ruined enough!!"))
Murdoc
He did just assume you were a kind nice person at first when he met you, but further experiences, he started to expect you might you might be a pushover, but using his logic of the people he's meant, he tried not to jump to conclusions
When you comforted him, he was genuinely touched and a sobbing mess, saying how he doesn't deserve you, like he does with almost everyone. It also made him feel so much better that you stood next to him while Russel mumbled something about how hard it was gonna be to get that super glue out of his shoes and scrubbed his hair
But when you called him out on one of his wrong doings of almost killing 2D out of fear by running into his room dressed as whale (that looked cheaply made and nothing like a whale, probably added more horror to it tbh) and tried to hold him accountable, he.. did unfortunately get upset, tried to argue and defend himself, which only lead to him storming off. After collecting his thoughts and recovering from the situation, he did have a hard time admitting he was in the wrong still, but.. it was you, he cared about you, and he was scared for you to leave him, so he did force himself to accept he was in the wrong and at least tried to understand why and how what he did was wrong, apologizing to those who he hurt first, then trying to make things up with you
2D
2D.. he also thought you were a nice person but didn't assume you had a doormat personality, he just thought you were a good person!
Likes it when you comfort him, coming to his side when Murdoc runs into his room at the dead of night in a whale costume, scaring 2D awake and feeding into his phobia of whales. He always tries to make something for you to show his gratitude afterwards as well
Sometimes he does need a different view of things, and thats where you come in! After his attempt to get back at Muds by replacing his black hair dye with oil and putting super glue in his cuban heels, you were fast to call him out on his wrong doings, since he was the last one with the super glue, firmly explaining to him why he shouldn't have done that, giving him your point of view, and explaining the side affects of his actions
Russel
Now on some things, Russel is very open-minded and nice in his own too! He enjoyed having you around, because well.. you were nice to him!
While you comforted him and helped with cleaning up the mess 2D's most recent prank on Mudz, having to scrub his hair as firmly and aggressively yet the most careful he could be while Murdoc was practically frothing and red with anger, while you were kind enough to see what you could do about his cuban heels that he loved so much
Admittedly, Russel wasn't in his right mind at this time, as he encouraged and helped make Murdoc's whale costume. But in his defense, he though Murdoc was genuinely interested in his love for taxidermy animals, and wanted to try out a similar hobby, making paper mahshay animal costumes. At first he didn't believe you when you told him 2D got scared almost dead last night, until you informed him it was because Murdoc was in a whale costume. He broke down and explained he had part in it, apologizing immediately and running to 2D'S room to apologize to him too but tripped on the wait there because mURDOC'S LEFT HIS FUCKING REPLACEMEMT BOOTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY LIKE A BITCH
Noodle
Noodle didn't really care about your personality, not in a bad way at all though!! she other's values actions more though, and yours.. well obviously she loved them! She thinks you only have good intent, and thats another part that drew her to you
Attempting to scrape out the Super glue in Muds shoes was a punishment for her, but also a learning moment. When you came to check in on her, she had genuinely learned her lesson! Talking about how it was wrong, how much Murdoc needs to clean his boots more, the remorse she feels because she has already found tears of his bare feet skin in it
After 2D outed Noodle with helping him with pranking him, her being the original one to put the super glue in his boots, you were so upset at her! Explaining why what she did was wrong and holding her accountable, tasking her to clean out his heels, which she did, upset at herself that she made you upset though
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reikarimaaa · 2 months
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would you be willing to write a (male)reader c (phase 1) 2D? where maybe they bump into eachother at a couple parties and before they realise it, its become a habit for them to chill on the roof together at parties?
Dear Anon: Thank you for the request! I think it's quite a sweet and pretty cool idea, and I have quite the pleasure of writing this! Happy reading anon~
Reika : Sorry for these delays ! I was confused on how to interpret this through story format and so I've decided (last minute) that it'll be done in the old headcanon format. Much love~
Stuff that might be triggering : Well, nothing really, unless you dislike parties and heights.
// Male! Reader x Phase 1! 2D //
The two of you first met during a halloween house party where Noodle dragged 2-D (to watch over her) and Russel (to watch over 2-D) for her 12th birthday
Noodle wore a devil costume and a pitchfork and a tail to match
Russel just went for a 'swamp thing' costume he made in, approximately, ten minutes my man was just too tired, give 'im a break
and 2-D wore a mummy costume like the one he wore in the G-Bitez!
What happened specifically that caused the two of you to meet, well...
Since the party was quite crowded, someone in the crowds has managed to trip against one of 2-D's loose mummy bandages that's what it's called, right?? mummy...bandages????
that caused him to trip over and right into your arms!
after some not so brief apologies, he tried to initiate some form of small talk
and since the party was starting to get too loud for both of your tastes, and since the conversation was starting to get borderline flirting, you two decided to go up
well, maybe up to the attic...
but the attic is quite dingy and dusty, and the night was just too gorgeous to miss out on.
so with a little bit of effort and a coughing stu almost falling, you reached the rooftops!
finding a nice place to lay back and gaze up at the stars, you two found yourselves
holding hands, seeing the stars, holding hands...
... it's a moment you and him too never wish would end.
it's been a tradition since.
''Look, look! A shoot'n stah! Do yew... wanna make a wish wit' me, Y/N?''
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2ds-pepperminttea · 1 year
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HOW EACH MEMBER OF GORILLAZ WOULD COMFORT YOU AFTER A BAD DAY : MURDOC EDITION
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He's extremely awkward and uncertain of what to do.
He'd ask if you would like some tea and search the whole house to find the flavor you like. Hell, he'd make sure to go and buy it if he didn't have it.
If your love language is physical touch then he would also make sure to give you some soft pecks to the cheek and offer to cuddle.
If it's quality time, then he would suggest to watch your comfort movie / show. Perhaps play some video games and curse everyone's bloodlines.
If it's reassurance then he would do his best to let you know you're an amazing person, deserving of all the love and care. ( Admittedly, this would have him question whether he is the right person for you or not. )
He'd also ensure you're as comfortable as possible, with blankets, plushies and anything else you may desire.
He may not be the most attentive person but when he tries, he goes all the way.
He'd cook and clean for you. The very definition of male wife. Whether it's well done or not. . .that's another story but you can't really be mad at it can you?
there's a chance he would be very reckless and buy you some gifts.
Perhaps even get his hands on a stray cat/dog and bring it home for you. If he's desperate to cheer you up.
Massages. You're getting the ultimate relaxing experience, or so he calls it.
You'll also have to listen to a story that most likely is fake about how great he used to be at giving massages.
Expect a lot of stuttering and questions.
Am i doing this right? How are ya feelin', luv? Anythin' else i can get fer ya? This didn't come out right, i meant— ; I— I think I understand whatcha tryna to tell me.
Overall, it's the best side of him that shines. A side he doesn't like showing due to fear of vulnerability but is willing to do it for you.
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snobgoblin · 2 years
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i had to
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felix-the-creature · 1 year
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In my personal headcanon I like to think of blur as Stu's little britpop project he had going before getting hit in the head by a certain car and by the time he was brought around again by the same car he'd lost all memory of it and that's why he never talks about his past band
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minty-and-fresh · 1 year
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from chapter 20 of this
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underscoredinnisg · 1 year
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HCs for how the others three band members handled the El Manana incident and Noodle’s disappearance?
Sure :D
2D
-he kept forgetting it happened, he would walk into Noodles room to play video games and them remember and would just sit there staring at the controllers
-he started taking LOTS more pain killers, like enough to overdose, he almost did
-he would regularly go back to where it happened and just stare at the rubble
-after a few months he left without cleaning his room or anything, he was the last to leave Kong
Russle
-russle was devastated to put it lightly
-he wouldnt leave his room, and he stopped talking to everybody
-after a few weeks he left and walked (swam) the world
-he was the first to leave, it happened in the middle of the night and he didnt say anything to anyone
Murdoc
-murdoc was calm about it when around people, almost upbeat, but alone he wouldn't stop crying
-he felt awful, he blamed himself for the whole thing
-once russle left, he sold all of russles taxidermy, then packed up his whole room and left, muttering things about "finding a secluded studio"
-he didnt say anything to 2D while he was leaving
I know this isnt a lot but this is how i feel
like they would react to Noodles "death"
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euos-the-cat · 2 years
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2D accidentally gets gum in his hair and Murdoc laughs and says "wow, pink really does look good on you" and then gets slapped by Noodle
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cecesunshine · 1 year
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first time on ao3 + first time writing in the gorillaz fandom
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shr000min · 1 year
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do you think 2d listens to weezer. i feel like he goes.
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monkeyparasite · 2 years
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pathetic imagines, part one ig
Murdoc is trying to impress you, so he does the splits and his pants rip, revealing hes not wearing his old man tidy widys, he has no underwear on whatsoever. he feels a sudden raft of air in his buttcrack, he tries to get up but he fails, so he just crawls on the floor like a little roach, dragging himself on his belly, tears streaming down his face as his green face now has a tint of slight dark red. He retreats into his winnabago where he sobs for the rest of the night and orders 20 pairs of new jeans, spamming you with messages on how hes so so sorry and how he will model the new jeans for you
2D has learned a new "magic trick", so he decides to show it to you. Pointing a flashlight at his eye, he flicks it on. The bright light scars him, sending him falling back wailing in pain, hes rolling on the floor now, you better take him to the doctor. Hes still crying, why he wailing for his mother what- please help this boy oh my god
You and Russel had the wonderful idea of going to a big stew party, where everyone helps make the gianormous pot of stew, bringing spices, meats, veggies, and more yum yums. You brought whatever delicay you'd prefer or liked to, while Russel's input to the dish remained a mystery to you. At the grand ending, you realize Russel has not added anything to the dish, but before you can say anything, Russel has alreadly climbed the metal steps up the big bubbling pot of fresh warm stew. He throws his long coat he has been wearing ever since you came here behind him, revealing a two piece bikini. Mortifed, your frozen with fear, unable to stop Russel of his grand move: Jumping into the pot beautifully off the ladder like its a diving board, he dives head first into the stew, he is now one with the stew
It was never strange for Noodle to make you things, like macaroni art and such. But she had something even bigger planned, she swore up and down and would refuse to talk about anything else to you, saying how much of a big surpise it would be and how much you would love it. One day, she hands you an abnormally medium sized box, opening it, you see that its a.. sweater? Putting it on, she brings Katsu into the room, also wearing a sweater that was the exact color of your hair.. Looking at your own sweater, you notice that it matches Katsu fur color palette. Trying to not jump to conclusions, you ask Noodle what the sweater she made for you was made with, her respone only confirming your fears, it was in fact, a sweater of Kastu's shedded hair. Overwhelmed with discomfort, you don't ask what Katsu's sweater is made of, I think we all know what it is anyways
Waking up in the middle of night, wanting a mid night snack, you creep into the kitchen to seeAce at the stove, in only his nightgown, long night cap, and bunny slippers. You creep closer to him, seeing that their is a metal candle holder with a lit candle in it, sitting next to the stove, on the counter. He whispers a singular sentence, shaking you to your core, "Popeyes biscuit, no drink". You rush as quietly as you arrived, for your midnight hunger is no longer present due to that horrifying thought
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Gorillaz Teacher! AU Headcanons
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🍎 Original headcanons ✏️
🏫 Ao3 version 🎒
Murdoc:
• Wait, how did he even get this job and why hasn't he been fired yet?
• Teaching is honestly just a shitty day job for him. Once he earns enough, he's quitting to become a famous rock star with his own band! He could see it now: fame, glory, girls. It sounds like a dream come true. But until he had the money to make that dream a reality, he was stuck as the school's social studies teacher.
• When he quits his job as an "educator", it's going to be very similar to the fuck you scene from the movie "Half Baked".
• He is disliked by the students in all of his classes.
• He has a habit of arriving 30 minutes late to class. Sometimes he'll show up completely sober, while other times he'll show up drunk.
• The pickle has WAY too many political views that he refuses to keep to himself.
• If Murdoc falls asleep at his desk, one of the kids might try to either draw a dick on his forehead and take a picture of it, or they might try to put a 'kick me' sign on his back. But they have to be EXTRA careful or they might wake up the grumpy goblin!
• If he does wake up, he'll be extremely mad and end up giving the whole class a pop quiz first thing tomorrow morning.
• He finds grading papers to be too difficult, so he doesn't bother doing it.
• The only time Murdoc actually teaches his class something about social studies is when the principal or some other important staff member walks into the room to see what's going on. Once they're gone, he goes straight back to sleep.
• He believes that Stuart Pot, the new music teacher at school, is an idiot. He decides to give him the nickname '2D' because he feels that the man is too dense. Murdoc has walked by Stuart's classroom a couple of times before and has overheard him and his students singing while he plays the piano. To hear more, he would usually place his ear against the door. He had to admit that the guy had some really nice vocals. Plus, he's tall, pretty, has blue hair, and both eyes! Murdoc makes a mental note to remember to make that Stu-Pot guy the front man of his future band once he gets the money he wants and decides to quit.
• Murdoc only tries to 'befriend" 2D because he's a music teacher and also because he wants him to be his future front man.
• When he learns that the teacher of the class with the highest test scores will receive a large bonus pay, he decides to change his style of "teaching", forcing the students in his class to study intensely for the upcoming test. However, the kids end up getting low scores.
• He has been embezzling money from the 9th grade bake sale.
2D/Stuart Pot:
• He is the new music teacher!
• He quickly becomes well-liked by students and co-workers.
• Stuart is a nice teacher who carries himself off as a goofy professional who knows what he's doing.
• Believes that every one of his students will become a great musician one day.
• At times, he enjoys teaching while music plays in the background.
• He may accidentally give students test answers when they ask for clarification on a question
• He will write original songs for his class to perform.
• Has an after-school club where he teaches students how to play piano, keyboards, and melodica.
• I can imagine him being an actual teacher in real life.
• Stuart is a bit terrified of Murdoc because one time, when the two were on lunch duty together, Murdoc was explaining to him a dream that he had last night where he launched his car through a music shop that Stu-Pot was apparently working at and had knocked one of his eyes out! “ Oh, uh, o-okay… W-Well, it’s a good thing you aren’t actually going to run me over with a real car, right?…RIGHT?!”
Noodle:
• She has a full real name, but prefers to be referred to as Noodle, which was a nickname she received in her childhood.
• The children generally call her Ms. Noodle.
• She's the teaching assistant for Stuart's class!
• She's kind because she helps everyone in the class who needs it, even the spoiled kids.
• She's in charge of the guitar club after-school!
• She really likes the guitar club since it provides a safe and fun environment for students to come together and enjoy music.
• She's a master at playing acoustic guitar and ukulele!
• You'll most likely find her in the teacher's lounge playing on her pink handheld game player while drinking tea and munching on the candy and snacks that they have in there.
• The teacher's lounge is her favorite room to be in for obvious reasons.
Russel:
• He's a no-nonsense math teacher who will joke around with his students from time to time, but then gets very serious with them when it comes to their grades.
• Mr. Hobbs is skilled at making math fun with a capital F!
• They didn’t do so well on a test? Not a problem! Russel will happily allow a student to retake it, as long as they go home and study.
• He will greet each student by their name when they enter his class.
• Russel has a general concern for his students and desires the best for all of them.
• His students can count on him being genuine
• Will bring treats for the class if they did really well on a quiz or test!
• Allows his students to use their phones once they have finished all their work.
• When his students throw him a surprise party in the classroom on his birthday, he breaks down in happy tears.
• Murdoc's classroom is situated across the hall from his own.
• Russel doesn't know why, but he feels that Mr. Niccals is teaching for all the wrong reasons.
• He really doesn't think Murdoc should be teaching teenagers, or really anyone. Russel couldn't think of anyone less qualified to be a teacher.
• Whenever he's in the teacher's lounge, he likes socializing with other teachers like 2D or Noodle, but never with Murdoc. Russel tries to avoid him.
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perpetual-canon · 10 months
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Perpetual Canon Chapter 1. Light in The End of The Rabbit Hole
before / 8. axe rockstar / next where it started / navigation / about the story
We present to you - Ace’s misconceptions about the life of a rock star
OR: Welcome to The Spirit House Where Dreams Break Every Day.
Expectations: riding around town, hanging from a sunroof of a cool car, having a nice time in the cool night air.
Reality: driving to the grocery store in Russell’s rusty old truck. And Noodle throws a smelly old jacket over your head when someone with a camera looks at you funny at the stoplight.
Expectations: you slide in the life of the gorgeous singer like honey over toast. You sweep him off his feet, make him question his sexuality and seduce for the life of crime (but not like, major “Law&Order” crime) until he falls for you like rose petals fall under the wind.
Reality: Stuart 2D Pot have been blankly staring at the wall most of the day, for most days of the week you were in the house. You never saw him move. Or eat. Or talk. Or react to anything beside Noodle shaking half full cereal box that one time.
“Honestly, same,” - She said with a hint of warmth in her tone, ruffled Stuarts hair, and placed a full bowl in front of him. - “That’s bi culture”.
So, you sign quietly, no “questioning the sexuality” part then.
Expectations: partying!
Reality: Noodle going “No, Jamie, we’re not going to that event now, that’s a waste of time” over the phone about 3 times a day since you moved in.
Expectations: now you can finally rock this Axe Rockstar image, gonna bathe in it! And the Band, they even have it stocked in the cabinet! Just like your sweaty teen self imagined back in the day.
Reality: everyone is looking at you funny for a couple of days until you find out that The Band uses Axe Rockstar as an air freshener in the bathroom.
Expectations: everyone is saying to watch out for the producer, Hewlett, because he’s a creep and generally a really nasty person or something.
Reality: Jamie is actually a polite, calm individual, really, an absolute champ! Very supportive, and is always interested in learning more about you and your gang. He never gets tired of going over the family photos in your phone, and that’s a rare trait.
Expectations: doing celebrity interviews for Big Channels or fashion magazines, dropping one-liners like you drop your fur coat on the floor, being suave and charming with the fans.
Reality: Noodle very hesitantly agrees with Jamie to go on one (1) radio podcast. The host immediately notices your sweaty teenage Axe aesthetic, and ironically notes how “you can always smell the bassist outta the band”. On air.
And for the next 40 minutes you’re stuck in the tiny room with everyone, answering an array of hosts armed with ridiculous twitter-submitted  questions.
Expectations: having a nice car and a private driver to get you to places.
Reality: you’re the driver. Again. The designated one too, since Russ “can finally take a break from babying this kindergarten and enjoy his evening beer after work”. His old as balls truck scares you more than the haunted Fiesta you jacked that one time, but you decide not to argue. Maybe, if you’re driving, Noodle will not risk using that horrid jacket to hide you again.
Expectations: making meaningful connections with everyone in the band.
Reality:
1) After you get everyone home safely after the interview (despite Noodle tucking you under the steering wheel and driving the car herself for very scary 15 minutes) you smell more like old musty leather jacket than Axe now.
(You’re not sure which one is better by this point)
2) In the kitchen you find Stuart, calmly drowning, face in the full cereal bowl. You panic and freeze the milk, and then panic again, because the whole bowl got frozen to 2D’s face and he still can’t breathe. While you run around filling cups with hot water, Stuart tries to lift his head but ends up banging the bowl over the table hard. This should’ve given him another concussion, but at least the iced bowl breaks. You and Stuart both take a relieved breath to celebrate that.
(2d still remains as unresponsive as ever, and your subtle worry grows)
3) Later at evening very tired looking Russ finds you in the living room and presents you with a big box. “From all of us,” - He says. - “A housewarming gift.”
Box is stuffed to the top with Old Spice “Arctic Force”.
“Axe,” - adds Russell, looking you straight in the eyes, - “Is banned to bathroom use only.” He lets go of the box only after getting a hesitant nod in response.
(Next day, you feel very adult using Old Spice for the first time)
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snobgoblin · 2 years
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how do you think the gorillaz and/or the gorillaz next gen would react to someone asking for their pronouns
ok I'll do the OG band first then the Next Gen in a reblog
"What are your pronouns?"
2-D: It's pronounced "Schewert" :)
Murdoc: As opposed to my amateur nouns?
Russel: He/him has worked fine so far.
Noodle: Oh no you are not sending me into that crisis again
Ace: Who's askin? Are you a cop?
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