#stupid sith

[reconstructwriter]

Sith Holocrons Headcanon

My Crack Headcanon is Sith use holocrons for two reasons: 1) horcuxes, 2) blackmail. The Sith Empire would make Game of Thrones look like kindergarten so every Darth worth the title has extortion-worthy evidence on all those other Darths they know.

Now since they're Sith, its not morally dubious stuff because all they care about is power. So they record their rivals being pathetic dumbasses. All Sith blackmail is basically Evil Space Wizard’s funniest home videos.

Fond of spitting upon rivals in death, their last words to any Jedi killing them are usually along the lines of “blackmail’s in the seventh obsidian-clad vault. Top shelf. To the left. Key’s in the Krayt Dragon’s skull.”

Of course these vaults were also Tomb of Horrors worthy trap-filled dungeons so either the Sith would off their killers or said killers would use their blackmail material on their rivals. Win-win.

Tragically all the Jedi's blackmail material on the Sith no longer applies to any living Sith or the Clone Wars would've been over real quick

#Holocrons #Of Sith getting their ship stolen by an eight year old #Getting seduced to the Light by a Jedi #Losing their apprentice to adoption-happy Mandalorians #You can't tell me that didn't happen #Sith #Jedi #Blackmail #Stupid Sith #Headcanon #star wars

[lastminutestarwarsfan]

I was NOT prepared for General Grievous to jump down with a "Hello there" to Obi Wan in the Clone Wars, the original meme just got 10000% funnier. And Obi-Wan remembering some encounter from like 3 years ago and being able to reference it and mock Grievous mid-fight is so ridiculously in character. Yall be mocking Anakin for being dramatic but you forget who his big brother is.

#obi wan is a sassy little bitch #this is getting out of hand now there are two of them #obi wan is a charming little scoundrel #obi wan kenobi #obi wan and anakin #the clone wars #general grievous #Yes I'm not stupid I know this is probably an in joke amongst the writers but I prefer the in-universe explanation #also the absolute scooby doo door gag that is Anakin and Grievous avoiding eachother for that one line in Revenge of the Sith #Star wars #star wars prequels #revenge of the sith

[padmestrilogy]

VOTE NOW!!!

#she’s losing to obi wan fuck my stupid baka life #padme amidala #star wars #polls #star wars prequels #the phantom menace #attack of the clones #revenge of the sith #prequel trilogy #anidala #god what more can i tag #natalie portman #star wars meta #star wars art

[jewishcissiekj]

Reading The Art of Revenge of the Sith and

Um what

Why would you leave any of this out

#George Lucas you're a stupid stupid man #ik a lot of this was in the film I'm pissed at the things that weren't #star wars #revenge of the sith #ROTS #sw rots #star wars prequels #sw #padme amidala #padmé amidala #padme naberrie #padmé naberrie #Anakin skywalker #darth vader #sw prequels #star wars art #me when i'm in a robbing female characters of their agency and plotline competition and my opponent is George lucas #(he invented the competition nobody stands a chance) #the art of star wars episode iii #episode iii #i hate how lucas is allergic to his concept artists' good ideas #star wars episode iii #star wars revenge of the sith #breha organa #queen breha

[kazumahashimoto]

tuesti again no problem

#stupid. stupid joke. i think about it everytime i see reeve's last name #my first time drawing cait he's socutes i'm shaking with envy #ff #ff7 #ffvii #cait sith #reeve tuesti #hh art

[pentacass]

source

#sry for the swtor jumpscare #but I MISS MY STUPID IDIOT #swtor #vestra lenshe #talos drellik #sith inquisitor #yzstuff #yzswtor

[neoluca]

first art of the new year!! neko punch!!!

#my art #not neo #cait sith #final fantasy vii #ffvii #ff7 #ff7r #ffviir #lmao how many different ways can i tag this stupid game 🥸 #feels weird to post not neo stuff here but like. this is basically my art blog...... so whatever #anyways i just love cait sith he's so cute he's almost always on my team #finally almost done with vii and then i can put it away forever at least until i get to the remake #which i played like 3/4 of and really loved so i'm looking forward to it 💝

[hoth-and-cold]

Don’t zest me Harkun

#Ruegrim #Chiss #Human #SWTOR #Empire #Sith #its so stupid lmaoo #Hakrun #its occured to me that I misspelt Hakruns name the first time so theres gonna be a version floating around with an extra M #and i DID IT AGAIN HOTH IT I S H A R K U N #The mans name is so obsolete I mispelt it twice

[marcusagrippa]

Eat your past. Eat it and make it go away. Eat it and let it fester inside you. Eat it and let it dissolve in you, sustain you, slowly become a part of you until you cannot imagine a life without it. Eat your enemies, who are just as empty as you are. Eat your trauma until it rips you open from inside and your guts spill out onto the sand. Eat your brothers and watch them die with you. Swallow your love. Swallow your affection, choke it down, soured by time and the cold hands of evil men. The fruit of your labours is overripe and rotting, bruised to sweetness by beatings and heavy chains. You are a weapon, are you not? An animal - nothing more, nothing less. So act like one. Devour. Bite the hand that feeds because all you have ever known is rotten meat. Life tastes like poison, love even worse. 

Eat your lover before they can eat you. 

#pretentious sith lord word vomit what #couldn't focus in biology bc of this Stupid Fucking Red Man and thinking about how much i want to punt sidious directly into the sun #sorry irls for being cringe :( but the autism is too strong today #it demands a sacrifice in the form of terrible cliche pseudopoetry #should i tag this obimaul? idk idc #obimaul #maul #you motherfucker #one day i'll shut up about star wars cannibalism but that day is not today #jase writes

[darlingkairos]

More Vader and his glorified baby sitt— oh… I mean Maul

#star wars #star wars fanart #artists on tumblr #darth maul #fanartist #darth vader #my art #sw art #sith #art #imperial!maul #doodles #vader and maul #stupid maul and vader interactions my beloved

[raphaerolo]

I have too many comic wips and need to prioritize

*special modern au edition cuz i cant keep drawing those stupid jedi robes

I will draw all of these but i just wanna know which to do first

#the codywan ones are cute and stupid #the obitine ones are artsy and serious #as it tends to go #star wars #codywan #obitine #i love both ships equally #most of the time #sith obi wan #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #satine kryze #poll

[maulfucker]

Yeah yeah jedi Maul au we've all seen him. But what about senator Maul au. Representing Dathomir, a neutral world like Mandalore that is still somewhat hostile to outsiders. Wearing fancy clothes that show a bit too much skin for the cold climate of Coruscant. Falling in hate at first sight with Padmé, the only other senator who brings a gun to the senate floor "just in case". The two of them having a weird rivalry because Maul doesn't trust the Jedi and is neutral in a lot of subjects that Padmé is a vocal defender of.

#hm i should make an original post tag #maul #darth maul #padmé #<- she gets tagged too because she is very in my thoughts as i imagine this #sorry i watched the phantom menace bonus dvd and all the making of stuff made me Think #i want to put maul in fancy clothes and situations #he still votes with padmé in a lot of stuff btw. he just refuses to defend it out loud #because first of all he has his pride #second of all he's not here to speak for himself like all those selfish old men he's here on behalf of the tribes of dathomir #dathomir would probably have a lot more senators than the average world i think. since the tribes are not all unified #so maul would be like. the talzin clan and/or nightbrothers' senator. possibly the only male in the dathomir delegation #and more connected to the dathomir magics and martial arts than to sith philosophy #he'd probably hate both sith and jedi also. they're both freaks who worry too much about light and dark #also. this is half very similar to thoughts i have about an (unrelated) oc i have so i dont want to put this on the main post but also. #he'd probably have a lot of 'fans' who love him for his voice and looks instead of his politics #and i Knoww padmé has fans too. because she is a fashion icon. and very charismatic #so can you imagine. the hot politician fandom drama. #sorry i love creating stupid imaginary internet drama #this and my obimaul begrudging tumblr mutuals who hate each other au. i love creating virtual Situations #senator maul au

[winglesshopeful]

so as far as im concerned nothing past kotet exists to me

#swtor #there is no reason to spend 3 expansions having our character build up an entire third superpower in the galaxy- #-only to then force you to choose to bend knee to either the corrupt republic that tried to assassinate you- #-or the empire that is run by sith lords lol #like 'i know weve made you into a major leader that is on the same level as the empress and chancellor but fuck you be subservient again' #there is literally nothing that can convince me that any character would give up the eternal alliance to play lapdog again #dark side would enjoy the power that comes with the eternal fleet and light side would see there's more good to be done with the alliance #its stupid and forced and only serves to force players to backtrack character progression for no reason #swtor kotfe #swtor kotet

[kittenfangirl20]

I think the one of the dumbest pro Jedi arguments I have seen is that Jedi are not against romance or other types bonds based on love, they are against attachment. If that was the case then why are Jedi not allowed to marry? Why are Jedi not allowed know their biological families? Why do Jedi need to take babies? Also no, I don’t see Jedi taking babies from families as adoption, that is also stupid too. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jedi Knights put pressure on parents to give up their babies by claiming the baby will have a better life. Also I don’t think being critical of certain Jedi Practices means I wanted them to all die like they did or that they are worse than the Sith.

#star wars #jedi critical #pro jedi dni #tired of this shit #sorry not sorry #the jedi are not perfect #they are better than the sith but they are not perfect #to say the jedi did nothing wrong is stupid

[aq2003]

obi-wan's conversation with anakin before leaving for utapau

owk week day 2: favorite movie moment

#obi wan kenobi #obi wan #anakin skywalker #star wars #starwarsedit #swedit #obiwanedit #obi-wan kenobi #revenge of the sith #rots #owkweek22 #stars war #my edits #the prettiest coloring ive ever done on gifs before and it was completely on accident lets go #anyway i love this moment i love how the movie ends right here and nothing BAD HAPPENS #anakin 'my brother isnt home so i'm gonna cut off all the sleeves off my shirts hes 99% of my impulse control' skywalker #obi-wan 'i am unaware that this is the very last time i'll be on good terms w the person i care abt the most' kenobi #theyre both so STUPID god blessghdsfjklhjwkflnfjk22 #happy anniversary to revenge of the sith i hope it knows how much damage it has caused me #edit: god please fucking help me don't tag this as ship #obi-wan really talks about how he raised anakin in This gifset can you guys please not

[nicolabarth]

They had to kill off Maul in Rebels, because with the way he always gravitates towards power if left unsupervised for long enough, he might’ve started a new Sith Empire otherwise.

#star wars #darth maul #he had two crime syndicates and half of mandalore following him in no time #In the comics Death Watch stayed loyal to him after Sidious captured him #he could've gotten himself one of those old sith worlds and start a power base there #then once the Empire was defeated #the new Republic would've just have to deal with the fact that there was a new Sith Empire in their neighbourhood already #who even needs the stupid knights of ren #this could've been the sequels