#submitted by:

[incorrecthsrquotes]

“The candles you blow out on a birthday cake represent the years extinguished from your life.  Isn’t that great?”

- Saddy Dumpington

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #saddy dumpington #source; #unknown #submitted by: #marksider89 #submission

[endo-memes]

#submission #thank you for the submission! #actuallyendogenic #actuallymultiple #actuallyquoigenic #plural meme #system meme #enexto #enexaswe #general #host syndrome #submitted by: #wolfsbane-and-buttercups

[deancas-stabfest]

ID: screenshot of a Tweet by lys/@everrvale stating:

the five homoerotic love languages: - intimate stabbing - outright obsession - confused pining - "no one knows me like you do" - lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

#ides of STAB #submitted by: #arlington-chamber-of-gay

[incorrect-leokamu-quotes]

Leo: Corrin, quit being so annoying. Corrin: Not until you take that back. Leo: Take what back? Corrin: That I'm stupid. Leo: Well, if you stop slacking off I won't call you that. And quit hitting me in the back! Corrin: No! Leo: I'll kiss you if you stop. Corrin: Yes.

#submitted by: #cheyanne walker #thanks for the submission! #leorrin #leo x corrin #leokamu #kamuleo #fire emblem fates #incorrect fire emblem fates

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave! #not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #polls about sex #submitted nov 22 #polls about lgbtq stuff

[everydaylouie]

The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT

#toad #christmas #music #happy holidays! thanks everyone who submitted <3 #oh and VOLUME WARNING lmao

[june-harper]

Tasty enough for you? 😳

#i sell custom content #onlyf@nz #18+ only #spicy content #sexy content #buy my costom content #take a bite 🍑 #ass tease #ass pics #assqueen #thicc as fuck #cutie w a bootie #submit to be featured! #afterdarkreblogs #little tease #i sell noods #naugthy girl #girl butts

[dear-ao3]

#ao3 #ao3 tags #ao3 funny #thank you for submitting !!

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Marzipan’s answering machine: Hi, it’s Marzipan! Leave a message. *beep*

Strong Bad: How DARE you let your machine pick up! You are scum! You are worthless, spineless, rotten-to-the-core… That’s it! We are no longer rivals! I hate you! We are done! If you ever try to SPEAK to me again, I will literally STRANGLE YOU! [pause] Come over when you get this. …It’s Strong Bad. [hangs up]

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #marzipan #strong bad #source: #dan vs #submitted by: #profoundlyluckyfox #submission

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Boney M. - Rasputin 1978

"Rasputin" is a song by Germany-based Afro Caribbean pop and Eurodisco group Boney M. It was released as the second single from their third studio album Nightflight to Venus. The core of the song tells of Grigori Rasputin's rise to prominence in the court of Tsar Nicholas II during the early 1900s, referencing the hope held by Tsarina Alexandra Fyodorovna that Rasputin would heal her hemophiliac son, Tsarevich Alexei of Russia, and as such his appointment as Alexei's personal healer. The song claims that Rasputin was Alexandra's paramour, a widespread rumour in Rasputin's time, with which his political enemies intended to discredit him. It accurately states that the conspirators asked him "Come to visit us", and then recounts a widely popular account of the assassination in Yusupov's estate: that Rasputin's assassins fatally shot him after he survived the poisoning of his wine.

"Rasputin" rose to the top of the charts in Germany, Austria, Belgium and Australia, and went to No. 2 in the UK, Argentina, Finland, Spain and Switzerland. It enjoyed great popularity in the Soviet Union, however it was omitted from the Soviet pressing of the album and Boney M. were barred from performing the song during their ten performances in Moscow.

It's pretty safe to say this song put a impressive and unbeatable record in the amounts of votes and reblogs! 💖 This is currently the most liked song on this poll blog with a whooping 94,8% total yes votes.

#submitted #finished #high votes #high yes #high reblog #low no #boney m #70s

[deancas-stabfest]

@lazarus-rose wrote a WHOLE NEW FIC for Ides of STAB!!!

Finally, Dean looks at the demon. As loath as Dean is to admit it, he is still beautiful—blood stains perfectly tanned skin, his blue eyes remain vibrant and alert no matter how much pain Dean inflicts, and dark hair wet from blood, sweat and holy water is beginning to form cute little curls. Those brilliant sapphire blue eyes regard Dean as he approaches and plush lips slowly curve into a smile. Dean watches him carefully—the trap he’s in the centre of is supposed to be extra strong, reinforced by the metal hexagram the demon’s chained to, but Dean wouldn’t put it past this bastard to find a way to escape. He’s proven to be slippery during the months Dean has spent hunting him down. The demon doesn’t flinch when the knife presses a few inches under his ribs, the tip just shy of slicing into skin. “You’re gonna let my brother out of his contract,” Dean growls, using the little bit of height he has on the demon to glare down at him. The demon merely raises an eyebrow. “Oh, I will, will I?” Dean answers by sticking the knife deep into his stomach. The demon shrieks, his head thrown back. The whole room shakes, Dean’s bones rattling in sympathy, and one of the lights overhead explodes, showering sparks down onto the floor. Still, the trap holds, and eventually, the scream ends. The demon looks at Dean, his blue eyes now black. Dean can feel every twitch of his muscles and every contraction of his organs through the knife still embedded in his belly.

GO FORTH AND READ, KUDOS, COMMENT

#ides of STAB #submitted by: #lazarus-rose #supernatural #fanfic #dean winchester #castiel #demon castiel

[incorrect-leokamu-quotes]

Takumi: Did you know there's a rumor you're in love with Corrin.

Leo: A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting???

#leo x corrin #leorrin #kamuleo #leokamu #fire emblem fates #incorrect fire emblem quotes #incorrect fire emblem fates #incorrect leokamu #source: twitter #submitted by: #abejavatareada #thanks for the submission!

[hwjsjsjsj-blog]

#i sell custom content #spicy content #onlyf@nz #18+ only #sexy content #buy my costom content #take a bite 🍑 #ass tease #ass pics #assqueen #afterdarkreblogs #submit to be featured! #cutie w a bootie #cute girl #big bootie #hot as fuck #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #+18 or +adult only

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #polls about the body #submitted nov 29 #nsft #body hair #bush

[prolibytherium]

I will say I get the vibe that a lot of peoples interest and support for strikers is a bit too much for a vicarious ‘burn it down’ thrill, rather than for the actual goals of a strike.

Like UPS has agreed to come back to the table and it is very possible they will concede to Union demands and avert a strike. And if that happens (so long as the union does not make concessions on its key demands) it’s a good thing. It’s a victory for the laborers. It is the same ultimate conclusion that a strike would intend to produce except without the workers having to go on (not so great) strike pay for a week or two.

#I understand to an extent bc I think such a major strike would be very politically significant for the labor movement #But UPS submitting to union demands to avert a strike also accomplishes this. Maybe in a less visible way but all the same #Also on a personal note I would love to see UPS get absolutely fucked but again: strike goals are more important here