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#tagging drarry to make blairon more popular
daddiesdrarryy · 5 months
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Blaise: Can I have your number, Weasley?
Ron: Oh, sure, I want to! But I don’t have a phone or anything
Blaise: No worries
*an hour later*
Blaise: Here it is
Ron: That’s…a phone
Blaise: Yes! Now can I have your number?
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big-ronnev-fan · 2 years
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So I decieded to rant about a bunch of Ron centered ships because... idk I just want to. This will be everything from the popular ships, to guilty pleasurs, to ships that just kinda confuse me. I'm gonna try to be nice to all of them but obviously they'll be ships I just don't like so I'll tag this post with *ship name*critical if that's the case. Also if I missed a ship that for some reason you want to hear me ramble about, than let me know. Finally I will not be doing pedo ships cos thoses just make me really uncomfy.
So with all that said, lets get started;
Romione: so this is the most popular one, and I see why. Personally I love the hight diffrence and the "opposites attract" vibes and bickering married couple used to be my fav fanfic trope so yeah. This used to be my favorite ship a few years ago, and while now I still like it, the ship kinda has some bad vibes for me. The parts where Herms attacks Ron are actually really triggering for me and it makes it a lot harder to enjoy, which sucks cos I do like their dynamic, just not the abuse.
Ronnary: so this ship is pure bffs to lovers + "and they were roomates", isn't it? I really love this one. While it isn't my number one, I don't actually have any problems with it. Like ig the closes thing to a "problem" with it is that they sometimes fight but idk if that really counts. All and all, I really like this ship and I need more of it.
Runa: this👏🏾ship👏🏾is👏🏾so👏🏾cute!!!! Like I really love it. I think it's adorable and I 100% think that Luna at least had a crush on Ron around Ootp. Also it's known as red moon and I love that
Ravender: I like this one so much. It's one of my favorite canon ships. That's not to say that it'd work long term or that I wanted it to be end game, but I really like the idea of them being each others first partners and I totally believe that they had a wonderful friendship after they left school and Lav married Parvti. Honestly this is more brotp than otp but I did like it as a romance. Also it had so much bi!girl/bi!boy vibes to it so yeah
Ronnev: this is the best Ron ship. Idc what anyone says, this is the best one. These two boys both deal with simular self-esteam issues, they're both very talented but take a while to "tap into" said talent, they're both the perfect combo of soft boi and badass, they both clearly care for one another, they both would punch an asshole, they are the perfect coffe shop/flower shop au ship, they were roomates, while the both have a lot of angst it doesn't seem to come from their relationship (so instead of the usual relationship angst it's more "us against the world" and/or "I can understand what you're going through and will try to help"), and finally... I just really like them
Vicron: so, this is one that my opinion of it is basically; "Victor krum is kinda creepy and the fact that he dated/stared at underage girls while he was an adult in the eyes of the wizarding world was gross, but qlso he was def Ron's bi awakening and I can totally see Ron being jealous of Hermione for going with Victor instead of the other way around". Tl;dr, I don't ship, but I do think Ron had a crush on Vic.
Dron: soooooo.... this is one that most of the people following me probably don't like. And I get it, Draco was a total jerk and bullied both Ron and his pals. But- while I don't ship, I will say that, imo, it's not that bad. Like I don't like it, but it's not worse than drarry or dramione, it's just less popular. And they have a fire and ice dynamic and while I still dislike the ship I do think that the dynamic is pretty cool
Ronsy: I don't get this one. I really don't like it. Like I can at least understand most Ron!ship but this one, I just- no. I do however like it as a au brotp. Like if I for some reason read drarry (which sincs I'm not the biggest fan of I usualky don't) then I'd like to have some Pansy/Ron platonic stuff in there. Like idk why, I just do. It's probably cos they're both the hot ones lmao
Blairon: ah yes, the guilty pleasure. The one which makes zero sense in canon vut I love anyways. Why? I don't know. Maybe it's because I want a ship where Ron is the short one. Maybe it's because I think Blaise deserves more character. Maybe it's because I want an au where Ron gets to live wealthy. Maybe it's because Blaise's dads always dying and his mom probably being the murderer would probably give this boy some trust issues and Ron seems to conect with people that have trust issues that stem from their childhood (Harry). Maybe it's because I want an au where Ron helps Blaise trust people and be more accepting of muggleborns and Blaise helps Ron have more self confidence. MAYBE I JUST WANT THESE TWO BOYS TO BE HAPPY
Ron/Padma: I'm not a fan. I get why people ship it, but I'm not a fan. Honestly Padma deserved better than how Ron treated her at the yule ball and I don't really love this ship.
Ron/Dean: this one is adorable and I love it. "Two tall bois being dorks" the ship
Ron/Seamus: again, this is adorable. Love it and I want most of it.
This is all for now but if you want me to do more (for some reason) than let me know and I will
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onbeinganangel · 3 years
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first line game
oh holy mother of god, i have never felt this popular before! thank you @teacup-tai @the-sinking-ship @skeptiquewrites @tackytigerfic @the-starryknight @ohdrarry @shealwaysreads and @orange-peony for tagging me on this, you bunch of lovelies!
Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors!
so my last 20 stories would be... 18 kinkuary fics, a sad drabble and a threesome lmao, let's do this
1) heavy (drarry, 6.5k, E): Potter isn’t nearly as slick as he thinks he is, is all Draco can think about through the alcohol haze and the dizzying atmosphere of the club.
2) watch (pansy/ron/viktor, 1k, E): She tugs at the chain around her neck, making sure the matching keys are visible just under her collarbone.
3) sharp (george/angelina, ~500, E): The bite of the rope is just right.
4) yours (pansy/percy, ~900, E): By the time Percy licks a long path up from Pansy’s calf to her ankle, he realises with the most fierce certainty that this had been inevitable all along.
5) sweat (blairon, 1.4k, E): Ron isn’t good at asking for things.
6) reach (draco/james/teddy, 1.4k, E): Draco knows exactly what he’s doing.
7) clean (romione, 1k, E): There are a lot of things that live on the invisible line between magic and Muggle superstition.
8) shake (ginny/tonks, 1.1k, E): The finger lifting Ginny’s chin up is gentle, Tonks voice is soft.
9) beast (ronarry, 1.1k, E): Ron doesn’t know what he noticed first.
10) water (pansmione, 1k, E): “Granger, I don’t give a fuck."
11) concerned, worried, desperate (drarry, ~300, M): He’d always known it would end in some stupid way, much like this.
12) slide (bill/draco, 1.5k, E): Theo seemed to be of the opinion that now that he was dating a Gryffindor, all of the Slytherins needed to be subjected to endless pub nights, garden parties, chaotic Sunday Quidditch matches and boozy dinners.
13) start (blaise/ginny, fred/lee, 1.3k, E): Taming a Weasley is no small feat.
14) honey (parlavender, 2.3k, E): Parvati isn’t quite used to the Matron robes yet.
15) night (deamus, 1k, E): Dean is hard as a rock by the time Seamus finishes speaking, cheeks burning, hands worrying the hem of his jumper, stumbling a little over his words.
16) storm (wolfstar, 2.7k, E): Sirius doesn’t know why he suggests it, but he’s drunk and the day has been happier than most days are recently.
17) faith (draco/james, 1.3k, E): “You want me to do what!?”
18) chase (jegulus, 1k, E): He’s across the room from James, leant against the table in the little backroom of the Apothecary.
19) Misfortune's Bitter Storms (bill/fleur/tonks, 5.6k, E): Being the eldest of seven siblings gives you an advantage a lot of people don’t have.
20) still (perciver, 1.3k, E): “A sore arse on a broomstick could be the difference between a victory and a defeat” was the first lesson Oliver Wood had learnt as a professional Quidditch player.
Oh. I love this. If you'd asked me to predict any patterns before I actually looked at these properly, I would have guessed the complete opposite. I now wonder what the difference would be if I looked at other fics I wrote before kinkuary (might analyse that later), but anyway. It seems we're most looking at short and punchy? Very rarely dialogue (2 out of 20?), and mostly just intriguing curiosity grabbing setting-the-scene wee sentences. We open straight into action in a lot of these too, which I wouldn't have said it's a me thing. Truly a mixed bag here. Really interesting. Maybe I should start looking at my own writing more often lol.
Has everyone in the world done this? I shall tag some of the microfic gang because I just realised I went straight to ao3 for this and didn't look at my own microfics like an idiot! @dynazty @dracothecupcake @floydig @amortentiaboys @hullaballoonsie @peachpety and @graymatters do this if you fancy <3
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daddiesdrarryy · 9 months
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Pansy: So you really think you can trick Blaise into liking babies?
Ron: I made him my boyfriend. I slept with him. I married him.
Ron: You wanna bet against me, Pansy?
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daddiesdrarryy · 7 months
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Ron: Zabini, what the hell is this? This is a check for twenty thousand Galleons!
Blaise: Well, you know, I never know how much to give to the person I like.
Ron: You’re supposed to give simple stuff like sweets or flowers. Not money that can help me buy my brothers’ shop. I mean, what’s the deal, Zabini? Are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get people to go out with you?
Blaise: You’re taking this all wrong, Weasley. Because, if I didn’t give you the money, you wouldn’t have come to my place, we wouldn’t be having this argument, and there wouldn’t be this heat between us.
Ron: What?
Blaise: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is hitting a new level now. ‘Cause you used to be like the former Gryffindor, and I was the former Slytherin, we didn’t like each other, and now we’re like this couple that fights.
Ron: Okay, you’re a loon!
Blaise: Look, forget the money, okay. I like you. I think you’re great. Come on, what do you say?
Ron: I don’t know.
Blaise: Why not?
Ron: ‘Cause I don’t want to encourage this kind of behaviour.
Blaise: One meal! That’s all I’m asking for, Ron. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you don’t have a good time, I give you ten thousand Galleons, we call it even.
Ron: …
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daddiesdrarryy · 8 months
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Draco: So, how did you guys meet?
Blaise: Well, the short version is, I pursued Ron for a couple of months, then I gave him a check for 20000 Galleons, and he was mine.
Ron: Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.
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daddiesdrarryy · 9 months
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Blaise, answering his phone: Hello?
Ron: There is a spider in our house! What do I do? What do I do?
Blaise: Who is this?
Ron: Never funny. Not funny now.
Blaise: Calm down, Ron. You know, one time, a spider crawled on me as a kid, my mom stepped on it with her heels, and we got over it
Ron: Great time for an anecdote. Help me, Blaise!
Blaise: It’s more afraid of you than you are of it.
Ron: Spiders aren’t scared of anything. They have eight legs!
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year
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Ron: Blaise, when you asked me out on a date, I didn’t expect to be here…
Blaise: You said we should have pizza
Ron: Well, yeah, I didn’t think you mean pizza in…Italy
Blaise: It’s the best place
Ron: Yeah…I can tell. What’s next? Are we gonna go sightseeing in Paris? *laughs*
Blaise: Do you WANT to go sight—
Ron: No! I didn’t mean that!
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daddiesdrarryy · 11 months
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Waiter: Here’s our menu, I’ll wait for your orders, sir
Ron: Oh, wow, everything here looks delicious, I don’t even know what to choose
Blaise: All right, we will order everything on the menu
Ron: What? Wait, no, I didn’t mean that—
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year
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Ron: Okay, I’m ready, introduce me to your Slytherin friends!
Draco: This is Theodore, and you know Pansy, that’s Blaise
Blaise *flirtily*: Hey, how you doin’?
Draco: DON’T!
Blaise: ...
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daddiesdrarryy · 11 months
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Blaise: Our conversation isn’t long, but you know what is?
Ron: A baguette?
Pansy *laughs: There’s no way it’s—
Blaise, pulls out a baguette: A baguette!
Pansy: …
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year
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Ron: Okay, everything is falling apart. Hold me, the stress is not good for the baby
Blaise: We have a baby?
Ron: Yeah, me! I’m the baby!
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year
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Ron: Yesterday I was with Blaise and suddenly the light went out
Draco: Did you use that opportunity to do something?
Ron: Yeah of course, I ate his pizza
Draco: …
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daddiesdrarryy · 6 months
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Ron: Blaise, what is this?
Blaise: A house, for you!
Ron: You bought a house for me? Why did you do that?
Blaise: Remember last week when you bought me a basket of sweets? I wanted to do the same for you, so, I got you a house
Ron: But that’s not the same! You bought me a house…just because I got you a tiny basket of chocolates?
Blaise: Yes! Do you like it?
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year
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Ron: What’s this?
Blaise: You said you wanted “Netflix”, whatever that is
Ron: Yeah, but I meant I want a Netflix account, so I can watch Muggle movies. This…this is papers
Blaise: Yes, it’s a contract. I bought Netflix for you
Ron: The company?
Blaise: Yes! That’s what you asked
Ron: …No-
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year
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Draco: Look, I got you a sandwich!
Ron: Merlin, it’s really long
Draco: Yeah! 12 inches
Ron: 12 inches sandwich? I can’t handle 12 inches
Draco: I thought you can handle Blaise
Ron: …
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