#team fortress two x reader

[justgrey]

Hello! I’d like to request the mercenaries with a fem mercenary reader who is a shapeshifter and has a pretty chaotic personality? Basically Nimona from the movie Nimona lol

Watched the movie finally, and now I'm gay for ballister. Thanks for that xoxo. be on the lookout for something on him because i want to chew him and hit him like a tennis ball

Also, it's safe to say I got a little stupid with this one 💀

Mercs with a chaotic! reader

Warnings : swearing, light mentions of gore, talk of body parts, medic.

CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS *jevil laughter*

Probably get along really well with Pyro and Scout not gonna lie because Pyro likes to burn shit (Even though I'm pretty sure they think they're spreading joy and colour) and Scout is pretty hyper in general, willing to go along with anything as long as it's fun.

*burns down barn*

"huddah huh huu hud."

"Yeah, loving the colour too, pally. Really makes the wood boom." *evil chuckles*

As soon as Pyro learns about your shapeshifting ability, they're all over you. They want you to play 3 different characters at their tea parties simultaneously and transform into a unicorn so that they can ride you into battle and fulfill their wildest dreams

"Hud hudda hu hubuh huuuuh HUDDAH!!"

"Okay, okay, fine!" *transforms into a unicorn* "Get on."

*excited hu noises*

"HUDDAHHHH!!"

Besties 💗🌈🔥✨️

Some of the older and quieter mercenaries are NOT gonna be having a field day with you and your silly little personality.

Sniper hates it THE MOST. He doesn't like people that much in general and can barely keep up with the hyperactive chaos that is you, so he mainly sticks to watching you burn shit down from afar.

"Did'ya really have ta' do that much?"

"Yeah. Why, you not liking it, pissboy?"

"..."

"That's what I thought. Don't be a hero, buddy."

Although he doesn't appreciate your snarky attitude, he likes how you can shapeshift. He really likes animals and will sometimes scope in on you when you transform, nodding with approval and whispering a little, "cool" that he hopes nobody hears.

Spy thinks you're a nuisance around the base but definitely sees the usefulness in your shapeshifting abilities since he kinda almost does the same damn thing, just with his goofy masks. He respects you for that, if anything, at all.

Do not ever expect to replace him or get remotely close to him in espionage, though. If you are at the same level as Nimona, you're not great at directly impersonating humans, and he will tease you about it.

"What was that, today?

"What was what?"

"The 'Oh Mon deu! Ack! Oohh! I dropped my baguette' if that was meant to be an impersonation of me, know that it was terrible, and my lawyer will be contacting you."

"I dunno, I think it was pretty accurate." *shrug*

Medic loves you. Sorry, not sorry. Loves you. Does get tired of you sometimes, but not all the time. He's generally also very *bzzz bzzz chaos organs* so he's happy to indulge in whatever you want to do which usually involves the absolute destruction of everything.

Medic is also incredibly fascinated by your shapeshifting ability. Do not sleep around this man while shape shifted because he's poking and prodding everywhere while you're out.

"Ohoho... how peculiar" *pokes open nerve*

"YEOUCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

*nervous chuckle as he hides a bucket of blood and from your view*

Engineer tries to be that guiding light he thinks you need. He's a friend, a father figure, a colleague, whatever you need. He's a nice Southern gentleman with a slightly insane twist. Encourages you to be careful around the others, but if you aren't, he's not complaining. Makes the job easier if everyone listens.

Heavy is pretty chill with you. He's neither annoyed nor pleased that you're around. He relatively keeps to himself, medic, and his guns.

Actually, do not touch his gun. Do not pretend to be his gun either.

Soldier and Demo like your charisma. You can be a pretty fun drinking partner for demo, and a nice soldier when you're willing to follow orders (which isn't usually) but as long as you get the job done with as much destruction as possible, Soldier is saluting you almost as much as he does the American flag that is hanging next to his bed.

"ANOTHER GREAT DAY, TODAY! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND I MIGHT RAISE YOUR STATUS, CADET!"

"SIR YES SIR! or something I dunno, fuck this is weird..."

*walks with soldier, ignoring the screams of the dammed behind you*

He makes you transform into an eagle and has you sit there on his arm for a while, admiring you fly. It's brought him close to tears on many occasions.

Whenever he gets married to Heavy's sister, Soldier is making sure that you are THERE as an Eagle. He'll pay you to fly across the sky and make majestic bird noises.

Overall, some very mixed experiences. But a fun concept either way.

#nimona #tf2 #team fortress two #tf2 x reader #tf2 scout #platonic tf2 #tf2 medic #team fortress two x reader #tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier

[sardonic-the-writer]

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐭'𝐬 𝐄𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐲 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

↳ warnings: just some tomfoolery, regular mercenary activities, and spy being his regular grumpy self

↳ song: girls—beastie boys

masterlist!

• The two of you are always doing stupid shit

• There is nothing going on in either of your brains. Nothing, I say. It's just hollow space up there

• But at least you're both having fun running through the base, laughing as you try to play hot potato with one of Demomans bombs while the aforementioned irishman chases after

• Spy swears that the two of you loose what few remaining brainchild you had left when hanging around each other

• You're also a big wingman when it comes to helping Scout talk to Miss Pauling. Major best buddy vibes—helping him learn how to be a bit more of a gentleman while also getting distracted at the same time by something else

• And Scout would return the same sentiment for anyone you had your eye on. As long as it's not Spy. Dear god please let it not be Spy

• I feel like the both of you got drunk once and went out for tattoos. Scout got his infamous Tom Jones "sex bom" one and you got your own equally as misspelled tattoo

• Probably something like "no regerts" or "taem fortress two." None of you notice the mistakes until someone else points it out for you

• Scout loves to show off all of his different scars to you!!! Please ask him to share a story or two, he could talk for hours. About anything, really, but especially his scars

• "Oh yeah!" He said, grinning proudly while flexing his arm, watching as you listened happily. "And this one was from the time I took out a blue spy! The guy didn't even see me comin' at em! Got a good nick in, though."

• "Ah that's okay Scout! You killed him in the end, thats all that anyone cares about." You waved it off, a smile still plastered on your face. "Was that the spy we buried last month? The one that was missing his pants?"

• "Yeah! Him! I never did find out where his pants went though—"

• Prank wars. That's also a thing. So many fucking prank wars. It gets to the point where Medic has to threaten to swap your intestines out for a giraffes if you don't stop disturbing his experiments

• The prank wars are quick to take place outside of the base after that

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[simp999]

Misunderstandings- Robot Medic (MediBot) x Reader Drabble

Wc: 370

Themes: Fluff

A/N: Okay fine I give in I'll post it.

Pillbug, this is all your fault for making my comfort character one with basically no existing fanfics

A/N 2: Speaking of, Medibot's personality is entirely based off of how @physically-robotic-medic roleplays as him. Thank you Pillbug

A/N 3: This was meant to be read as platonic because that's the only way I can see Medibot but do whatever you want (shrug)

Masterlist

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

"Are you alright? Worried!!"

You tilt your head to look up at Medibot, wondering what could possibly have him worried.

"Yeah, I'm all good." You turn your eyes back to the screen ahead.

"...I am not reassured."

You were lying down on a pillow placed atop where Medibot's lap would be- if he had one. You were introducing him to an animated movie. A studio Ghibli movie, in fact; it seemed right up his alley, and he had seemed to be enjoying it- up until his last comment.

You tear your eyes from the screen once again.

"I've seriously got no idea what you're talking about, what makes you think I'm-"

"-Your heartbeat. It is beating at an unusual pace."

You sat stunned for a moment. You shouldn't be too surprised that the Medic Robot had noticed of all people- but you didn't figure it was that big of a deal.

"Apologies for interrupting you-"

there was slight guilt in his voice, which quickly turned to panic with his next phrase:

"It is only getting faster! I believe you need medical attention!!"

Then, it clicked.

"Ah.." You kept your composure, which calmed him… until your cheeks started tinting pink out of embarrassment, another sign of possible sickness, to Medibot. He was quick to address this:

"You are sick!! Panicked!! You are in need of-"

You quickly sat up and paused the movie, facing Medibot and asking for him to calm down and give you his full attention.

"Hey, I'm completely alright. It's just… a weird thing that human bodies do sometimes."

"Why would sickness symptoms show when there is no sickness? Confused!!"

You chewed on the inside of your cheek for a moment. How could you explain this?

"It's- it just means that I enjoy being around you, is all. You bring me joy."

You could have sworn he blue screened for a moment before tapping his hands together, a nervous stim of his that you've noticed.

"Ah. Human heartbeats quicken when excited, if I remember correctly. Is it the same thing? Curious!!"

"...Yeah, basically."

You let out a relieved sigh. He didn't have to learn about complicated human feelings just yet- all he had to know was that you two were friends, and you enjoyed hanging out.

Sep.7.23

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[mrsvalentinefucker1]

Medic TF2 x f!reader

Mirror sex

You’re on red team😋

You sat in your room, bored out of your mind. Waiting for god knows what to happen. It was always the same, scout was being his usual annoying self. stupid and cocky, all day long he was fawning over miss Pauling,

Sniper was doing whatever he does all day long, no one knows because he’s never inside,

Spy was stretching in the most awkward and what looked to be painful way ever,

Heavy was making lunch,

Pyro was outside being his usual most authentic pyromaniac self,

Soldier was yelling about some noises he heard outside and how we all should be prepared,

Demoman was drunk and passed out,

Engineer was somewhere doing something,

But what really caught your eye the most was that Medic was nowhere to be seen or heard from. It scared you the most since he only did this when he was working on something and usually, it doesn’t end well for anyone or anything.. after 10 more minutes of laying down you decided to watch something on tv. You switched it on and sat down in from if your mirror admiring your body’s build. Your lean muscles and toned soft stomach. Your perky breast that you always prided yourself on because well, it made you feel good when all the men drooled over them…

your mind began to drift, a warm pool in your stomach began to form as you began to imagine what it would be like to be fucked so hard you went braindead from the sheer pleasure. You kept imagining this scenario but only one person took control of your pleasure in it. Medic. His stoned muscular body and chiseled face haunted your imagination. You stood from in front of your mirror grabbing it and positioned it in front of your bed. You walked over to your drawer and carefully pulled it open, trying not to make any noise that people on the outside may hear. You pulled out a crystal clear 8inch dildo. Your face was burning. Hoping onto your bed with anticipation you slid your panties off and laid in front of the mirror, admiring your already slicked pink folds.. running your index finger up them and giving your clit a little nudge. A moan escaped your mouth. You then began to place the tip of your toy onto your pussy, running it up and down your cunt. Imaging it was your beloved doctor who was doing this to you.

Slipping the head in you paused, allowing yourself to adjust and break around the cock. You watched your body with intense eyes as your legs began to shake from anticipation as you awaited the feeling of becoming full of the toy.

You pushed it in further, a loud moan leaving your mouth, you bit your lip to keep yourself quiet.

You quickened you pace straight from the start. Your pussy begging to be used and broke around the doctors thick cock.

“Oh- fuck- medic..” you let out a breathy laugh “oh god Fuck me~”

You closed your eyes and leaned your head back, hoping no one could hear you over the loud tv. Two knocks fell on your door but you didn’t hear them over the sound of the loud sounds you and the tv were making.

Medic walked in staring down at his clipboard “Y/n. It’s time for your yearly physical” he looked up at your form “oh my-“

You leaped out of your skin. Your face drained of all its color as you scrambled to get the blanked to cover yourself up.

“What are you doing in here?! Ever heard of knocking??”

“mein Mädchen.. I did knock.” He stood there clipboard in his hand as it hung down by his legs “but. You were the one calling for me? No?” A grin stretched over his sharp face, his pearly white and sharp teeth flashing in the light of your tv.

“Let’s turn a light on in here.” He flipped the switch and light began to rain on the room. “Much better.”

He sat down next to you.

“GET OUT!” you shouted

The man leapt up and walked out the door, turning around to wave at you and smile before shutting it “I’ll be back in 15 minutes!” You heard from the hallway

“Oh my god..” your face fell in your hands “this sucks!! I’m so dumb why did I have the tv up so loud! Oh god why didn’t I just do it in the shower. I’m so stupid!” You forced yourself to endure the most awkward moment of your life. Living again and again and again until you couldn’t think right.

You got up and got dressed, putting your toy under your pillow and making the bed.

A few minutes passed and the same knocks fell at your door again. “It’s open..”

The man walked in.

“mein Mädchen! Are we all set?” He grinned at you as he sat down on your bed next to you

Your face was burning hot, still embarrassed from your last encounter

“Now, Let’s check those reflexes!” he pulled out a red rubber hammer and tapped your knees a few times, earning a delightful groan from the doctor. “Your reflexes are amazing. schön!” He wrote something on his board and threw it down.

“How long will this take?” You asked as your gripped your pants

“5 minutes.. why? Do you want it to take longer?” The doctor grinned at you. You’re blew it off as you looked the other way.

He grabbed his stethoscope.

“Now take some big deep breaths for me, can you do that?”

You nodded as he set the instrument on your back

“Good girl.”

You did 3 big breaths as he moved the stethoscope into 3 places of your back.

“Now the front.”

You repeated the same pattern as he did the same motions on your chest. Your face burning from him being this close to your face and breasts

“wunderbar.” He took the plugs out of his ears letting them rest on his neck as he again wrote something on his board.

“Now. Y/n.”

You looked at him.

“Are you sexually active?” He looked up from his clipboard

You froze . Was he really going to ask you that!?

“No” you replied.

“Masturbating frequently?”

You cleared your throat

“What?!” You glared at him “are you actually asking me that?”

“Ja! It’s perfectly normal and healthy! You know masturbation and sex can relieve cramps during your menstrual cycle! That’s good, no? It can also shorten them!” He grinned, flashing his white sharp teeth at you “and you know, sex while menstruating can heighten the sensitivity of your orgasm~”

You gave in and answered his question

“I- I guess- yeah.” You looked back down

“How often would you say?” Jotting down on his clipboard

“About- uhm- twice or three times?” You tried to his your face from the world.

“A week?” He replied

You noddded

“Busy girl, huh?” He looked up with a grin, his glasses falling to the bridge of his nose

“Uh- y-yeah.”

Your body was on fire. He sat next to you, his rough calloused hands on your shoulder

“You’re very tense. Are you’d stressed?” He whispered in your ear, sending shivers down your spine

“A little bit-“ you craned your neck to the side so his hit breath wouldn’t hit the shell of your ear.

“That’s not good now is it?” He stepped away.

Picking up a thermometer and putting a cap onto it. He pressed it against your lips “open up Taube.” You opened your mouth as he slid the instrument under your tongue

“Good girl.” He wrote something down while he waited for the thermometer to beep.

“98.1” he tossed the cap and slid the thermometer back. “Splendid.”

“You look a little hot, would you like some water?” You didn’t answer. He looked at you and then to your pillow. Seeing something glistening in the light. Moving the pillow slightly to reveal the rest of the hidden dildo.

“Mein Liebling. What’s this?” He grinned knowing exactly what it was.

“Oh my god! Give me that!!”

“So.. that’s what you were using earlier, ja? When you were calling out my name? And wasn’t it in front of this mirror? Oh y/n you minx!” He pulled you in front of the mirror by your waist. “Look at how cute you are liebe.. I can’t believe someone so cute can be so filthy minded..” he began kissing down your jawline and neck

“D-doctor..” you stammered

“Hmm? Ja, What is it?”

“Please…” you took one last glance at yourself in the mirror and then shut your eyes

“Please what, Honig?”

“Please..” you let out a breathy cry “touch me.. fill me with your cock. That’s all I’ve wanted and it’s all I want now..”

“Oh how naughty.” You felt him grin against your neck

You sighed

“I will dear.. but first you have to tell me what you were thinking about earlier when I walked in on you touching yourself~” he squished your cheeks together and forced you to look at him in the mirror. His erection starting to poke you in the back

“I-“

“I- what darling?”

“I was thinking about you.. how good your cock would feel sliding up and down my wet pussy.. how lustful it would feel to have you pound into me without giving me a chance to adjust.” You turned around and fell into the man’s large chest. “I want you to fuck me so hard I can’t think straight!!” The man went silent as his big hands reach the small of your back.

“That’s adorable Mein Liebling, but, did I tell you to turn around?”

You looked up and shook your head

“N-no sir..”

“That’s right.” He turned you around, sat down and sat you on his lap letting his hand slither down your panties, playing with your soaked cunt. Medic started messaging your clit and biting your ear. You moaned out and closed your eyes. “Ah-ah. Don't close your eyes, baby. Look at me.” You opened your eyes and eyed the man in the mirror “Just like that yes, good girl..” he responded

The man slid your panties off all together and began to plunge his thick fingers into your drenched and sensitive pussy, curling them halfway in. You let out a loud gasp as your eyes widened and your head rolled back

The man chuckled “ooo, I think I've found your sweet spot!” You let your body fall into his and grabbed his chest for dear life. Your orgasm was fast approaching as his other hand reached for your neglected clit. Medic began rubbing circles as he fucked you with his fingers.

“M-gonna-c-cum~” you looked up at him with lust blown eyes

Then. He stopped all together.

“Wha- why did you stop!?”

The man didn’t answer, instead he picked you up again and tossed you onto the bed

“Hands and knees mein Mädchen”

You nodded “yes sir.”

He began to undress himself, pushing his glasses back up to his eyes.

The man began to position himself behind you, rubbing your hips and kneading your soft ass.

“Fuck me, Dr. Ludwig.” You looked at him in the mirror “please..”

“Aww Schatz, Do you want your daddy to give you a reward for being such a good girl?” The doctor sang into your ear

These words would’ve made a pornstar blush.

“Fuck! Yes!! Please!”

The man happily obliged as he chuckled at your neediness

He lined his thick cock up with your tight cunt and bottomed out and without giving you any time to react he began pounding into you. “Ach du lieber Gott” he muttered

Pulling your body up to his chest as he forced you to look at yourself.

“Look how pathetic you are y/n.. so needy!! I love it!”

Moans started flooding from your lips

His other hand found its way to your clit again, mercilessly rubbing it over and over and over again.

“Fuck—uh! I love it when you touch me like that!! God!!”

“These noises you keep making! Makes me want to wreck your cute pussy, Frau!! gottverdammich!”

He pace became more rough as he reached his orgasm

“Fill me with your cum! Please Ludwig!”

A smack fell on your face

“That’s DR. Ludwig, du Schlampe!”

“Yes- ah - of course! I’m so sorry Dr. Ludwig! Please forgive me!!”

The man didn’t answer and instead kept pounding into your cunt.

“M-I’m- gah! I’m gonna cum! Fuck!”

Your walls tightened around his thick cock, milking your own orgasm off of him

The man forced you too keep looking at yourself

“Me too.”

He pulled you back to kiss him as he filled your pussy with his seed. Feeling it overflow and run down your legs. He let go of the kiss and you fell limp onto the bed

“Say,” he rummaged through your Drawer “why don’t we try this next?” He raised an eye brow as he held a pink billet vibrator.

You were definitely in for a long, loooong ride

————

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Definitely not required but they do help :)

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[cupidsdescendant]

Scout x Heartbroken Y/N *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

this is a vent for what happened today at my campus, and like, it fucking broke me <3 happy angst fluff because I fucking am so hurt right now and no one helped me.

Y/N's cheeks were filled with dripping tears, they kept coming down one by one like a river. The drops were heavy, whenever they'd soak into their skin they'd just moisten up again from the continuous waterfall of despair. Their hiccups alerted a certain Bostonian and he walked over to them. "You okay, Y/N?." To their surprise it was Scout, looking down at them and their shaking hands. "Uh-m." Y/N's voice was nasally and they took a deep breath. "Yeah- I guess so. I'm just-." They held their hands and looked to the side.

Scout watched them, he chewed the gum in his mouth as he watched Y/N quietly stare at the grass flowing to the corner. "You don' have to be shy with me, I know you inside an' out." He chuckled as he kneeled one knee down and he smiled. "Spit it out." He spat out his gum and his smirk became wider. Y/N looked back at him and chuckled. "well..." ... "basicallyiwastryingtojumpthegatebecausetheyhaven'topenedityetandmyexbestfriendandherfriendsweretherewatchingmestruggleandmyexbestfriendjustwatchedmeasistruggledtojumpoverthefenceandithrewmybackpackoverthefencebut" Y/N gasps for air and continues "itfellonmyheadanditriedtojumpoveritagainandeveryonesawmefallandmyexbestfriendjustwatchedandlaughedwithherfriendsandtheguyiwastryingtomeetupwithcancelledandsaidishouldgetbetteratplanningbecauseisuckandhe'snotjustsomeguy.hes my ex..."

Scout was...stunned, his brain understood every word at such a fast pace. "This guy..you like him.?" A pain tightened in his chest to the question. Y/N nodded and they looked to the side again fidgeting with their hands. "I wanted to see him because...well we planned to rekindle our relationship." It was dead silent for a while as Scout tried to muster up a good response. "I thought he missed me.." Y/N said breaking the silence. "Well I guess he don't, but uh, I sure did, heh." Y/N looked up at him. Scout took off his hat and closed his eyes. "You know Y/N, maybe you should just. Leave somethings to the past." He opened his eyes and his blue eyes looked back at Y/N in a trance. "Those sucka's, yeah I said it, SUCKERS! They don' deserve and they neva will." Scout's eyes drift off to the side and his cheeks blush a slight pink. Y/N looked back down to see him rubbing the fabric on his hat. "Look ah, uhm." Scout kept his mouth opened and quickly shut it. "Yah uh. Nevermind."

"No say it!" Y/N blurted out. "I wanna hear." Scout's eyes widened a little and he stopped rubbing his hat. He felt his heart beating out of chest, if this was a Hannah Barbara comic you would see it bumping right out physically! He swallowed his saliva and took a deep breath in. When he exhaled he looked straight into Y/N's eyes with a soft look. "I like you, Y/N. Always had, always will. I hate to see you down' cus of these assholes. Ion wanna see you like that, ion wanna see you hurt by these people." Scout put his hat back on and pulled his hand out and gestured it to Y/N.

"cmon. I'll show you a good time, and we can get far, far, far away from these people. W'dda say?"

bye i want this man to be real so badly and i want him to hold me and run away lol

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanfic #headcanons #team fortress 2 headcanons #tf2 scout #team fortress scout #team fortress 2 scout x reader #team fortress two x reader

[haileybirdart]

Miss Pauling x Male!Reader Headcanons:

She leaves you for a woman

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #tf2 ms pauling #tf2 miss pauling #tf2 headcanons #tf2 x reader #inspired by the version of this I saw that was marcille #miss pauling #valve games

[prettyboypistol]

How to Seduce the TF2 Mercs

Scout

Pay attention to him. Give him genuine compliments and honest feedback. He wants to feel loved and like he's worth someone's time.

Kisses and physical affection. Mans thinks about the time you put your hand on his shoulder for weeks.

Just say you love him, man. He's been overlooked his whole life.

Soldier

Take him seriously- don't belittle him or make jokes about how he views the world. He knows he's a little crazy but he is genuinely trying his best to make the world a better place.

Defend him!!! If someone shit talks him, punch that motherfucker in the jaw!!

Honest discussions with you asking a lot of questions, take the time to get to know him and you'll have a defender for the rest of your life.

Pyro

Much like with Soldier, defend them and take the time to get to know them.

Gifts, gifts, gifts!!! Give them gifts!

Be a little flirty ;> don't baby them! Treat them like the adult they are!

Demoman

Bro just ask to fuck. He'll probably say yes.

He loves a bold mf that knows how to take what they want. Come on to him, buy him a drink, and ask if he's got any company for the night.

If you're going for something a little more long term, just remove the sleeping aspect. Just say you're interested in getting to know him you'll most likely get a date and see how things go.

Engineer

He's a sucker for practical use gifts (i.e. mechanical oil, a new wrench, etc) or sentimental gifts (photograph of you two, love letters)

Call him handsome! Call him pretty and a gentleman! Appeal to that cowboy energy and treat him all respectful like and you'll definitely catch his interest.

If you're not the type to do all that song and dance, go the opposite route. Stump him with a logistic problem and tease him about it. He'll nonstop think about you for months and bitch about you to his sentries.

Heavy

Mikhail likes hotheads and determined people, someone who's not afraid to fight if the situation comes to it.

Ask him about general things and slowburn that mf about nice conversations until you two can talk about personal things.

Ask him to help you clean your guns! Ask him weaponry questions about what would suit you better in the field!

Medic

GET THIS MAN SOME ORGANS. GET HIM SOME FUNDING!!!! get him a lil lovebirddddd

Take the time to get to know his birds and if the birds like you, Medic automatically likes you more.

Take an interest in his medical discoveries and his life! He's a prime yapper and wants to t a l k. That's why he never shuts up when doing surgery.

Spy

Romance him traditionally, to be honest. Keep it classy and court him like the romantic he is. Roses placed in his locker, prime dinners delivered to his door, BE A ROMANTIC ABOUT IT.

If you can't dance, ask him to teach you "for a mission" (He will know that you're the one behind all the flirtatious gestures bc he's SPY)

Butter up that man like he's a piece of toast. Handsome young man who captured your heart and holds it hostage. Classy gentleman that could get away with world domination with gorgeous eyes like that.

Sniper

Don't come on too strong, he's a bristly one. Be calm and casual. Hit him with that friends to lovers.

He's more of a tough nut to crack and insecure of if you actually like him, so be sure to flood his mind with ambiguous hints when you think you see signs of him showing interest in you.

To really seal yourself in his heart, spend a lot of quality time with him! Go camping, hunting, fishing, driving, anything that gets the both of you alone and quiet.

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[jar-of-ectoplasm]

sleeping w/ the mercs [NOT LIKE THAT]

sorry the formatting is shit i made this on mobile 🫤

shitty headcanons abt the mercs rooms and ur guys’ sleeping arrangements hope u enjoy like and subscribe it’s rly long so it’s under the cut

scout:

-very very messy room

-but like he knows where all his shit is so whatever works for him

-his mattress is on the floor bro 💔 just kidding but his bed frame is pretty low to the ground so it might as well be

-he’s got a smaller bed and a single blanket so you both are gonna be cuddling whether you wanted to or not

-surprisingly soft sheets, he stole some of spy’s fancy silk ones so it’s pleasant

-always has a fan/AC unit going for the noise but his blanket is pretty thin so it’s colder than you’d probably prefer

-kicks a lot in his sleep so just be prepared 🤕

-doesn’t snore very loud but does drool a lot and he usually ends up laying his face on your chest/your head so you are gonna wake up a little soggy sorry 💔💔

-usually falls asleep around 11pm or midnight but does wake up at random hours of the early morning almost nightly before passing back out

-pretty much always wakes up before you, he goes on morning jogs everyday so if you’re up for it he’ll take you with him

-does like to surprise you with “breakfast” in bed (it’s dry cereal and a tiny carton of orange juice but he tried)

soldier:

-really REALLY plain room

-it’s a little eerie, everything is very clean and the walls are bare concrete bc the rooms at RED headquarters are basically prison cells

-the only decoration in his room is an american flag, his bedside table with a lamp and alarm clock and a little bald eagle stuffed animal the guys got him for christmas one year

-sleeps stiff as a board on his back so he isn’t the greatest cuddle buddy but will do so if you ask (he prefers spooning over anything else)

-he’s got a decently sized bed cause he’s a pretty big guy, so you’ve got room to move around

-his mattress is pretty hard though so it isn’t super comfortable but it’s better than the floor or some old military cot

-goes to bed at 10pm sharp every single night and wakes up at 5am for morning training and will try to get you to get up with him regardless of when you fell asleep

-if you don’t opt to get out of bed he does wake you up again with a plate of food (courtesy of engineer, soldier’s just the delivery guy)

pyro:

-probably the weirdest room out of everybody’s

-their bed is really nice, they’ve got a pillow top mattress and fuzzy blankets so it’s very soft but it’s overcrowded with some burnt looking stuffed animals and an insane amount of throw pillows

-the other decoration is really weird though don’t pay too much attention to it, it’s kinda creepy but it’s also pyro so 🤷🏻‍♀️

-doesn’t sleep in the flame-proof suit but they do sleep in onesie-esque pajamas

-doesn’t sleep in the mask either but they do use a sleeping mask and are usually face down in the pillows

-not the biggest cuddle person either but they aren’t above putting an arm around you or something similar

-always goes to sleep after you do and wakes up before you too

-they usually already have a cereal bar or some other sweet breakfast food on the nightside for you when you do wake up though

demo:

-THE MOST WELCOMING COZIEST ROOM THE IDEAL ROOMIE

-very warm, comforting room, he’s got a fuzzy rug put down and only uses lamps because the overhead light usually hurts his eye

-very large, very soft bed with warm blankets and soft pillows

-the pillows all have a faint smell of whiskey but whatever

-very much a cuddler, sober or not. he doesn’t move around much in his sleep and is a very heavy sleeper so once he’s out he’s out and you are stuck in that bed until he wakes up

-does snore but it isn’t obnoxious

-takes the eyepatch off and wears a bonnet to bed to protect his hair (he has multiple but his favorite one has his family’s tartan as the pattern)

-a night owl, he doesn’t get to sleep until 2-3am and usually wakes up the latest out of everybody (around 9-10am) and he will get pouty if you aren’t there when he wakes up

engineer:

-his room is basically an extension of his workshop, he’s got a desk crammed full of random bullshit and blueprints he hasn’t gotten around to testing yet

-doesn’t spend much time in his actual room, so aside from extra tools, spare parts and papers there isn’t much in there

-his bed is actually pretty comfortable but he hardly ever makes it out of his workshop before passing out for the night so he wouldn’t know 😒

-when he DOES go to bed in his room, he is a HUGE cuddler, he will not let you go under any circumstances

-does snore pretty loud but if you wake him up he’ll readjust himself so he snores less

-usually sleeps on his left side so you don’t accidentally roll onto his prosthetic hand and hurt yourself

-no matter what time he fell asleep the previous night, he always gets up at 6am and makes the team breakfast. he’ll let you sleep more while he’s cooking and surprise you with breakfast in bed (even though he does it everyday so it isn’t much of a surprise)

heavy:

-HUGE ASS BED

-like california king

-he’s obviously a big guy but he does move around a lot so he needs a bigger bed so he won’t fall off every night

-very very warm bedding, he brought most of his stuff from russia so it’s built to keep you warm

-has a little teddy bear his mother handmade for him when he was first born; it’s pretty worn and tattered but he brings it with him anywhere he lives

-does have a little padded box for sasha at the foot of his bed

-isn’t the biggest sleep cuddler but he does like to hold you beforehand. he doesn’t mind when you cuddle him in your sleep, though, so by all means pass out on his chest if you feel like it

-does some reading before he goes to sleep and is usually in bed by 9 or 10pm; wakes up at 5 every morning so soldier doesn’t have to do his morning routine alone

-likes waking you up around 7am so the two of you can have some light conversation with engie during breakfast

medic:

-sleeps on the operating table

-just kidding, but he usually ends up passing out on his desk rather than his room

-his room is very sterile; it kinda feels like a doctor’s office, it smells faintly of rubbing alcohol and is a little drafty so it’s usually pretty chilly

-has birdcages hanging from the ceiling, archimedes has a fancier one compared to the rest of his doves but he swears he isn’t playing favorites

-if you do manage to get him to leave the medbay he’s usually pretty delirious. he’s very affectionate when he’s tired so he’s definitely down for cuddling

-is kinda blind without his glasses so he keeps them on until the very last minute before he falls asleep

-likes to tell you stories of when he did have his medical license and when he lived in germany

-usually falls asleep with his back to you but when he wakes up he’s holding you to his chest

-usually wakes up at 5am as well and goes straight into taking care of his birds, he likes to whistle littles tunes to them so that may end up waking you as well

-almost never eats breakfast but he will be pestering you about it because he’s a hypocrite

sniper:

-well

-it’s a camper van

-it’s very cramped but he’s used to it just being him in there so he never really realized

-his bed folds up into the wall when he isn’t using it and he keeps his bedding folded next to it

-very used to living in much hotter climates, and even though it is new mexico it gets pretty cold at night so he’s usually shivering his ass off under a thin sheet

-is surprisingly clingy for someone so introverted and quiet, he claims it’s because you keep him warm but he’s also just a mushy guy in secret

-usually falls asleep watching some shitty DVD on his little portable dvd player he keeps on a counter next to his bed

-keeps his kukri hidden next to the mattress just in case

-very light sleeper and once he’s awake, he’s awake. poor guy barely ever gets any sleep because soldier is usually screaming outside the van 3 hours after he’s gotten to bed

-doesn’t eat breakfast, but he will make you a cup of coffee in the morning

spy:

-ugh

-bought all of his bedding and the mattress purely based on looks so it’s pretty surprising that it ended up being comfortable

-will not let anybody have their shoes on in his bedroom, you have to leave them in his smoking room if you wanna come in

-kinda like medic in the fact that he goes to bed not even looking at you but wakes up all over you. he is kind of an asshole about it being like “aw babe you literally think i’m irresistible even in your sleep” when HE’S the one that cuddled up to you

-keeps his butterfly knife under his pillow and a pistol in his bedside drawer

-always falls asleep after you and is always awake and out of bed by the time you get up

-he doesn’t eat engineer’s breakfast because he claims it’s “too filling and unhealthy to be eating that much as soon as you wake up” so he always makes a little french breakfast for himself

-he pretends like he doesn’t do anything for other people but he always makes a plate for you of whatever he makes himself and leaves it on his side of the bed with a cute little note for you

-will pretend like he has no idea what you’re talking about if you bring it up though

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[robin374]

I saw that your requests were open and I jumped into action lol

Any ideas for the Mercs and reader with an “only one bed” trope? (Love the stuff youve written btw <3)

One Bed Trope with the mercs (part 1)

I'm gonna start with Demoman because he is my husband and gets the privilege of being the first.

Demoman ❤️

He just wanted to sleep man 😭

When you two finished the assigned mission that Miss Pauling gave you two, you went to the hotel/motel (how do you call it in English?). When you entered the room the first thing you two saw was a single big bed, for two people.

You looked at Demo and he was awkwardly standing there. He couldn't believe his eye

👁️👄

"I'll sleep on the floor, don't worry Demo." "No, Y/N. I've slept in all kinds of places, I think I can handle sleeping on the floor" "And that's exactly why you are sleeping in the bed"

At the end, you two decide to sleep in the same bed. He couldn't help but feel nervous, like yeah, he has slept at the top of Edinburgh's castle. Or with some random seals at a random beach. But he's never slept with the person he's in love with.

With that said, he remembers those words his Mom told him once.

"You better get a job, Tavish!"

I could give him a good job-

I don't know why he remembered that, don't ask me.

HE'S SO WARM KSDKAODJAKL I feel like his body would be so warm, because of the amount of alcohol he consumes.

He snores a little bit. Just tiny tiny tiny tiny little bit. 🤏

Not as much as Heavy at least.

He's a heavy sleeper so good luck trying to wake him up

I feel like he would see it as an opportunity to confess his feelings. Like you two are talking while laying down in bed, and casually spits it out. By the time you realize what he said, he is already sound asleep, his back facing you.

"I'm in love with you, Y/N" "Hmm? What did you say? I didn't hear you *Scottish snoring*

Scout 🤡

HE DOES NOT HESITATE 🗣️🗣️

He knows what these situations are about and he will not let it slide so easily.

He doesn't even ask you if you are okay with sleeping with him, he just says "I'm so tired, let's sleep!" And he launches himself towards the bed.

He will pat the space next to him silently telling you to sleep too.

But then reality hits him like a rock, he is sleeping with you. He is really happy, any girl would've slapped him at tha exact moment, but you just accepted your fate.

He doesn't snore, but he does this thing that dogs do that is moving his legs as if he was running.

You better be a heavy sleeper because he talks while sleeping.

"Spy stole my chicken and now I can't eat my bullets. " "Scout are you awake?" "Fuck you Spy, I miss my chicken :("

He got so red when he woke up in the morning. You were still asleep, that's the first thing he saw after opening his eyes. He wanted to kiss you so bad.

"Good morning, toots. You've slept well?"

He's so in love with istg.

But he won't confess, he wants to keep this as a (really) good memory and confess after he's sure that you feel the same.

Scared of rejection I guess.

Engie 🤠

He's so casual about it.

He has to sleep in the same bed as his crush? Well, darn.

"It is what it is" energy.

You don't want him to sleep on the floor and he doesn't want you to sleep on the floor. Oh no, sadly we will have to sleep in the same bed :( (that's sarcasm for those confused)

"Come here, sugar, I don't bite." Unless you want me to.

He snores more than Demo sorry, it's bearable though. It's like having a horse next to you huffing and puffiing. A horse you don't mind to ride (ok I'll stop now sorry lmao)

He's like a teddy bear, he doesn't mind if you hug him. On the contrary, he will "unintentionally" pull you closer.

He would wake up in the middle of the night, because he's not used to sleeping like a normal person would do. So he will take advantage of it and admire your beautiful face. How the moonlight delicatedly lights your face, your closed eyes giving that feel of calmness... He will eventually kiss your forehead and go back to sleep.

He won't say a word about it in the morning. He will just greet you like always do in the base and get back to work.

In the inside he's screaming, dancing, running, whooping of joy. For him, it's one little step more to you being his pardner.

#tf2 x reader #tf2 #team fortress two #tf2 headcanons #tf2 engie x reader #tf2 demoman #tf2 scout #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 demoman x reader

[meiliarotten]

Lingerie Headcanons (All Mercs!)

🔞Minors DNI🔞

The Masterlist

👟 Scout 👟

Honestly I see scout as the kind of guy that gets worked up if you just happen to wear a bra and panties that match.

He just likes the idea that you put thought into what you were gonna wear for him

If you really wanna play to a fantasy though…

Playboy Bunny suits

It’s stereotypical, but people find those outfits sexy for a reason, so can you really blame him?

Favorite colors- he would claim to like the typical red and black, but I honestly think he has a soft spot for pink.

And he definitely doesn’t know shit about lingerie styles (tbh, neither do I. I’m looking at charts and cosmopolitan articles as I write this) so a simple bra and panty set suits him just fine

🦅 Soldier 🦅

Just dress up as the Statue of Liberty, he’ll be all over you

Ok, I’m kidding. Kinda. On to the serious stuff.

I think less is more with Soldier. I’m thinking vintage pinup aesthetic really gets him going

I know it’s not technically lingerie, but hear me out

Wear a dress or top that shows off your chest or “accidentally” drop something only to bend over in a skirt that’s conveniently just a bit too short

Bonus points if your wearing some actual lingerie beneath that skirt, flashing a bit of lace

Tease him, see if you can crack that strict drill sergeant demeanor her tries so hard to maintain

Once you're in private just know he’s not going to hold back on you.

favorite colors are red white and blue. No, I will not be backing down on this.

🔥 Pyro 🔥

the more colorful, the better with this one!

That goes double for frills.

Honestly the two of you could probably make a whole day out of you trying on different outfits and strutting around like a runway model, much to their delight

Pyro is like your own personal cheerleader

May also enjoy sexy costumes (nurses, French maids, etc), but I don’t see them as being much into roleplay, so those are probably more for fun

The fashion show usually ends when an outfit is just too hot for them to resist 😏

Because Pyro fucks and I will die on that hill

Their favorite colors for lingerie would be shades ranging from fire red to pastel pink

Favorite style is either babydolls or rompers. They just think you look so cute in them!

💥 Demoman 💥

He probably has the most ‘traditional’ lingerie tastes of everyone

Nothing too fancy, just a silk chemise or a pair of lacy black panties will do just fine

He definitely loves being surprised with it now and then. Undressing you to find that you’re wearing something special is always a turn on

Sometimes he’ll even save up to buy you a pair for special occasions like anniversaries.

He always gets super flustered when giving it to you, though. It’s really freaking cute

That said, if you really want to get him going, wear a pair of his boxers

You know those guys who think it’s hot as fuck when their partners wear their boxers or briefs?

Yeah, Demo’s one of those guys, 100%

Plus, you get to wear comfy, loose underwear. It’s a win-win!

🥊 Heavy 🥊

Heavy doesn’t have any need for fancy lingerie

Honestly he’s kinda terrified of tearing it. That stuff is expensive!

That said, he does enjoy the way you look in a teddy.

When he learns the name of the garment he’ll call you his “little bear.” It quickly becomes his favorite pet name for you

Favorite colors- doesn’t really have any. He thinks you look pretty in any hue.

That said, one thing that gets him even more worked up than lingerie?

Is when you wear one of his shirts- obviously way to big for you, fitting you like a nightgown- and nothing else.

🔧 Engineer 🔧

this is gonna be stereotypical as hell

And honestly he’s very aware of how stereotypical it is and he’s a little ashamed of it

But if you wore a sexy cowgirl costume he would be on you in a nanosecond

But let’s run with that- I think Engie likes costumes

This man has a secret knack for roleplay, I’m telling you

Naughty nurses, feathery show girls, a college student with a low cut blouse who would do anything for a passing grade

He does have some more vanilla tastes as well though. For example I think he loves the simplicity of a camisole or nightgown

Favorite colors would include white and baby blue

🏥 Medic 🏥

I will PERISH on this hill- Medic is a thigh man.

He LOVES the way stockings hug your legs. (In fact I’ve written a fic about this exact scenario)

He would also go feral over a sexy nurse outfit. Is it stereotypical? Yes. But it is also very hot. (I have also written a fic about this)

He’s definitely bold enough to just outright ask you to wear something for him, perhaps a blood red bustier and some matching garters (to play into that thigh kink I mentioned)

However he leaves it up to you when you will be wearing said thing, maintaining some element of surprise.

Once he actually sees you in it, perhaps waiting for him in his private quarters after a long day of work, he will take his time to admire you, making you do a little spin for him

He’ll definitely tease you and refuse to undress you until you're begging for his touch on your bare skin.

🦘 Sniper 🦘

Sniper is not a picky man when it comes to sex

That said, lingerie is always a welcome surprise

His only preference comes down to the style of the lingerie- he prefers crotchless designs.

He doesn’t see the point of wearing something sexy if he has to take it off to fuck you

Styles where the bottom of the panties can be easily pulled to the side also work for this

I think he also enjoys silkier textures.

He’ll run his hands over the fabric both during and after sex, almost as a way to soothe himself and come down from the high

Neither of you really know why this calms him down so much

🌹 Spy 🌹

Spy has sugar daddy energy and will probably buy lingerie for you

Expect the fanciest, silkiest garments that money can buy.

Chemise, robes, and negligee (which is basically the “wealthy widow whose husband died under mysterious circumstances” robe, according to the internet)

Most often they would be in traditional black, but I feel like a deep violet or midnight blue could also be appealing to him.

Oh and get ready to be teased to hell and back.

Spy likes to take his time, especially when you’re wearing something nice for him. After all, what’s the point if he just strips it off of you immediately? (plus this stuff is expensive so he’s gotta get his money’s worth out of this.)

He loves teasing you

#tf2 x reader #fanfic #fanfiction #merc x reader #minors dni #smut #tf2 smut #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 headcanons #headcanon #headcanons #team fortress #team fortress two

[justgrey]

Hello! How about some headcanons of Sniper as a dad? Him and reader have finally settled down after their time with Mann Co has ended, and now they're raising kids! Thank you, and love your headcanons!

Tysm it means a lot that you love them!! ❤️❤️

And again, requests are open! Please request whatever and I'll get to it when I can!

Sniper x Reader - Headcannons of you both settling down (Kids!!)

Warnings : Mention of bullying(?)

Sniper wouldn't consider children with you until atleast maybe two or three years after your time with Mann Co. has ended, mainly because he's superstitious and slightly paranoid your old lives will come back to bite the two of you.

If you brought it up before he was ready to start considering kids, he'd smile awkwardly and try to brush it off so it's best to bring it up after he's loosened up a little and gotten comfortable.

But when he is comfortable enough to finally have kids, he'd prefer just one or two. Any more than that and it'd probably overwhelm his introverted ass.

Doesn't care if you two adopt or you get pregnant. He just wants to make you happy so he'll go along with whatever route you wanted to take.

He'd like to name his kids after something from nature because he feels more connected to wildlife and inanimate objects more than actual people sometimes. But if you wanted to name them something else, he wouldn't mind at all.

The gender of his kids wouldn't matter to him, he'd take them out on little camping trips regardless.

He's the type of dad to act as if he's not telling his kids to use brute force against bullies when he's around you but he totally is. He despises bullies because he was bullied for being quiet and antisocial in school and he never did anything about it.

He would act disappointed when his kids did something mildly bad like take an extra cookie without asking but as soon as you're out of the room, Sniper would spoil his damn kids.

He likes to go out into the wilderness with his family whenever he gets a break. You go camping, fishing, hunting, and probably more. He's a very outdoorsy person and he'd be happy to teach his family about wildlife and share his passion for it.

Definitely researched everything there was to know about the biomes around where you lived, he's obsessed with these things and his new life gives him plenty of time to indulge in the things he loves.

He's secretly hoping that he'll pass his interests down to his kids but if they don't pick it up, he'd still love them the same.

Sniper would be there for every small achievement and every little win. He doesn't care how small, if its good, it's good. He knows how much a simple gesture or reward like that is important to kids.

He is not a morning person so just be weary in the morning because he'll be a little grumpy until maybe 11am or until he gets some coffee or food.

Spends as much time with his kids as his social battery will allow him to. He gets tired pretty quick though so if your kids are bundles of pure energy then he'd struggle to keep up with them but he'd really try.

He'd probably get along better with quieter kids with less energy because he was just like that when he was younger and he can understand what it's like.

Overall, he just loves his family and if you were suddenly ripped from him, he'd be literally heartbroken forever.

#sniper x reader #tf2 x reader #tf2 sniper x reader #sniper tf2 #team fortress two #tf2 #team fortress two x reader #sniper #tf2 sniper

[2frosty4you]

Crushing on You [Medic headcanons]

oh god not the doctor | Medic x fem!reader | 284 words | masterlist | Ask/Request | TW: uh medical stuff, mentions of blood and dismemberment and obsession

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↝ He would either fall head first in love with you the moment you talk to him, or you two would have to build up a friendship and then he would realize he is in love.

↝ Either way he is obsessed with you. And i mean OBSESSED.

↝ On the field you would have your own personal pocket medic the entire time, following you with hearts in his eyes as he kills the spy attempting to backstab you.

↝ Loves seeing you covered in blood, look i don't make the rules here i just enforce them

↝ Would give you body parts from the enemy team, like hearts and arms to commemorate your strength and his love for you.

↝ While he's torturing the enemy team hes ranting about you, sighing dramatically as he rambles about your strength, beauty and passion.

↝ Has taken photos of you and shows them proudly, he has no shame for his obsession towards you.

↝ Yandere looking ass

↝ He would ramble to heavy about you, while his hand is halfway in heavy's chest cavity just mindlessly rambling about how much he loves you.

↝ "Mein friend shes just so, sighs dramatically so perfect"

↝"dockor you have taken my lungs out"

↝ The moment you save him from the enemy team he is convinced you mutually like him, face flushed and ridged as you turn to him covered in the scouts blood.

↝ "You okay doc?"

↝ "J-JA!"

↝ Would treat you the best during operations, giving you some anesthetic. But he likes to talk to you at times like these, cause hes usually so busy.

↝ You should be aware of his love for you, and he's just waiting for you to tell him it's mutual before he goes all in.

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#↪⋆GhostyFrost #↪⋆GhostyHcs #↪⋆GhostyWrites #↪⋆GhostySFW #↪⋆Tf2 #↪⋆Medic #headcanon #tf2 #team fortress 2 #x reader #team fortress two #female reader #fem reader #hc #tf2 hc #tf2 medic #medic tf2 #medic x reader #medic tf2 x reader #tf2 medic x reader #medic headcanons #tf2 headcanons #teamfortress 2 medic #↪⋆2frosty4you

[crabonfire]

Scout falling for reader

characters: scout

tags: fluff

note: writing this on a whim and ignoring all the other drafts I really wanted to write! also hi :)

I was writing an enemies to lovers but um....maybe later

I have a love for scout okay :( I'm sorryyyyyyyyy ill do full characters right after this one (I'm in a writing mood for once in years)

and of course reblogs and comments very much appreciated <3

♡Scout♡

• You were really the only true friend he had in the base. He considered all the other mercs his friend too but, he knew they'd never really share that friendship. He felt appreciated, and had someone to talk to who would really listen to him, not finding him stupid like the others do.

• He didn't realize he fell for you. The last time he fell for someone he acted shy, aloof, awkward and honestly embarrassed himself a little. He never knew what to say. So it took him a while to figure out he liked you, because whenever you two spoke, words always came so easily to him.

• The day he truly does realize his feelings though, is a day like any other. Your team, victorious, going out for drinks at the local bar. Scout could never handle himself well to alcohol, and you didn't really seem to be a drinker either. You two were sitting outside for the most part, laughing and making fun of the other team, as well as you listened to him ramble on his accomplishments of the day.

• Though, something lingered on his mind. A question he really thought about for a while. He knew you wouldn't judge, so he asked you your opinion.

"How long do you think we're gonna have to do this for?"

• You turned to him, confused. He continues.

"Fighting. Like- how long do you think it'll take before it's over? I'm not sayin' I don't enjoy kicking the other teams ass or the money we get, but well- I don't know."

Anytime he asked this question, Spy, Demo, everyone in the team really, all just said "not to think about it and to do it until it's done." He was never satisfied with that answer.

He saw how you contemplated it for a moment, seeing a small smile curl onto your lips when you looked back at him to reply.

"I don't know. It's probably for a bit longer, I mean- it's been 2 years. Pretty sure there were mercs before us who fought for this stupid war.*

You paused, "Why? You wanna quit or something?"

He shook his head. "Quit being able to kill people for a bunch of money? No way! I just- I think of doing other stuff. We barely have any free time and I don't wanna do this stuff till I'm old or something. And I know old- just look at Spy. He's probably from the ice age or somethin'."

• You snorted, chuckling a little at his comment. He smiled, he always liked to see you laughing at his jokes, made him feel funnier than he really was. You mirrored his smile, turning to look at the road. The night was a bluish gray, a striking contrast to the liveliness and warmth the bar brought.

"I get it."

It went quiet, he wondered if that was it.

"I don't wanna grow old and retire from this job either. But I don't think it'll be so bad."

"Really? Why?" He asked.

• He saw the way you turned to look at him, that same smile he knew all too well, one side of your face shone so brightly under the bars lighting while the other side was slightly masked with moonlight. Your reply was so simple, but it made his heart race.

"You'll be there. And I guess having you around makes things less worse."

• He stared bashfully at you upon hearing those very words. His palms got sweatier than they usually did as he felt his chest tighten. You must've noticed, because you let out an embarrassed chuckle.

"Haha- that was corny as hell. Anyway, I'm gonna go get another pack of soda for us."

• You stood up and walked back to the bar, but he couldn't look away from where you sat before. His face felt warm, damn.

He didn't know what it was. Maybe it should've hit him sooner, the fact he had feelings for you. The fact that- whenever you pull him in for a hug, his heart beats a little bit faster. When you laugh with him he laughs just a little harder because your laugh is his favorite. That your playful fighting with each other, it really does mean a lot to him.

All he knew was from that day on, it became difficult to think of you without realizing everything it was he loved about you.

♡♡♡

I don't know how to write endings anyway scout fans here's your food I know it's been a while it's okay mama is here 🫂

and yesssss sigh don't worry there are other fics I'm writing 😪 just...wanted to do scout first as a practice :)

hope you enjoyed! reblogs and comments always appreciated, I'd love to know your own opinions of scout and such!!! #scoutlover

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Medibot Oneshot - Overstimulated

Wc: 2k

Themes: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Angst

CW: Overstimulated reader, slight dissociation

A/N: MEDIBOT BRAINROT WOOO!! Also I really needed to be comforted after being overstimulated so. sharing :)

Taglist: @physically-robotic-medic @electro-omen @skeleton-stomper-xoxo @moopy-milk

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He had softly knocked on your door, and you could hear it, despite the shouts and hollers of the mercs down the hall. It was late during game night, and most of the mercs were enjoying their last drinks of the night.

You had heard the knock, but your voice wouldn't come out- your body didn't allow it. It also didn't entirely comprehend the knock- sure, you had heard it, but it was simply another noise among so many others. Every individual voice from down the hall, the buzz of electricity running through your lights, the wind crashing against the building, the insanely loud ringing sound that usually only came when it was all too quiet- you could hear it all; as if your senses were heightened. Hyper-aware, if you will. Your eyes were dazed, despite your brain being so focused on many different things. You could feel every texture surrounding you- the difference between the texture of your hoodie versus your shorts, against the texture of your bedsheets. Even your hair's texture was ticklish and heavily unwelcome.

The door began to open.

Wait- had he said something else? Not that you would would have noticed- with all the other noises drowning it out.

But you still didn't have the energy to move anything but your eyes towards Medibot when he rushed over to you, worried. You felt semi-detached from your body, despite being so in tune with everything surrounding it. You felt so heavy at the same time, it was difficult to raise your head or even lift a finger. You felt tied down to it, as if you were one of Medic's experiments in his lab- being strapped down to be tested on.

The whirring of Medibot's fans was another sound that was added to the mountain of others, but it was more comforting than the rest. Sure, it was simply white noise, but it was one that your brain got accustomed to associating with comfort.

He tried to talk to you, but only a few words managed to not sound like a blur. You weren't able to answer him with your voice, but you could manage to barely lift you hand enough to sign 'yes' or 'no' if needed.

He was in a fit of panic and was unsure of what was going on- until you made the sign for 'overwhelmed'. Now, that couldn't just be it- he knew that from experience.

You were overstimulated.

Now that's something familiar that he knows how to work with, from personal experience. He quickly goes to shut off the main blinding light to your room, opting to turn on a small yellow-tinted lamp off to the corner of the room instead.

He had asked if you were alright with physical contact to which you once again signed 'yes'. He knew not to suddenly hug you- but gently grazing his cold, metallic hand over your arm helped ground you. After a minute without any words exchanged, he remembers something that may help- or at least, he knows it helps him.

He promises that he'll be back in just a moment, and asks for permission to leave, before swiftly opening and shutting your door to block out as much sound as possible while he was gone.

He soon returned with a weighted blanket that he carefully draped over you, as much as you were comfortable with.

Once he tucked you in, he spoke, as gently and quietly as his voice box would allow;

[[It is late, and your human body needs sleep.]]

There was care and worry in his voice. He recognized your expression immediately- you lightly sighed and looked away.

He knows.

He really does. He's been in the same position countless times. He knows it's difficult for you to fall asleep, and it didn't feel like it was something you could control right now. It was out of your grasp. But he'd be there until you did, and he promised that. He'd get you anything you needed- even if you were unable to tell him. He'd brought a glass of water to your lips, and had even managed to bring you a small portion of your comfort food to eat a half-hour later. You may not have eaten much, but the familiar taste and texture was comforting.

Another ten minutes, and he too was beginning to get fed up with how loud the mercs were. But he wasn't in a position to tell them what to do,... right? You never would have thought he'd have the guts to stand up to the flesh version of himself, but you had been proven wrong when he excused himself after once again checking to make sure you'd be alright on your own.

He most likely pulled Medic to the side and explained some things- you can't guess exactly what happened, but you heard engineer's muffled voice above everyone for a moment, then it was much quieter. You could hear Soldier's voice get loud only for a second before two others quickly cut him off, and it ended there.

Medibot came back to you as promised, and once again began to trace shapes over your arms to help keep you grounded.

Eventually, another hour later, he finally heard soft snores come from you. The mercs had gone to bed a while ago- there was a good chance that one or two of them were still cleaning up.

He brought the blanket up and tucked you in again before doing a once-over. You appeared to be right conked out, and he was sure to check your pulse as well- he was still a medic, after all. Only once he was completely sure that you were safe and comfortable did he allow himself to relax.

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You awoke to find your hand holding his thumb. You followed it up his arm, to his face, and as soon as he saw you awake, he seemed to light up with excitement. He had calmed himself before speaking so as to not startle you, in case your mood hadn't improved. Before he could though, you cut him off.

"Mornin' sweetheart."

Your voice was hoarse- you could definitely go for a glass of water. So, you slowly stretched a bit and sat up to do so.

With that alone- seeing you move comfortably and speak had already drowned out all of Medibot's worries from the night before.

[[GOOD MORNING !! JOYFUL !!]

Hearing his tone indicator made you smile genuinely, wondering why he had any reason to be so- oh.

That's right.

You had forgotten about last night.

Your face dropped slightly as you recalled how you felt- overstimulated and distanced from reality.

Then you took a look around, only to see the remains of your comfort food, along with the weighted blanket slightly falling from the bed.

You could only look at Medibot with appreciation, beckoning him to come closer to you. He let himself sit a good distance away from you on the edge of the bed- but he wasn't expecting to get pulled into a comforting embrace.

His hands hovered above your back, still surprised at the sudden affection. It managed to slightly fluster him when you began to gently sway a bit- surely he didn't deserve all this, right? He just did what he knew to do best. You'd helped him through overstimulation plenty of times before- he felt he owed you this much at the very least.

"Thank you, Medi. You have no idea how much you helped me, nor how much I appreciate you."

If he was capable of it, he's sure he would have teared up. It's rare that he's told he's appreciated; he was built to help, so it's seemingly expected. Honestly, he finds that he's never helping enough. His job when he was created was to hurt and eliminate people- and he had failed at that. Luckily so- but he still feels like he's not offering his full potential.

Shaking his head as if to dismiss his thoughts, he's once again focused on your hold.

[[YES !! OF COURSE !!I AM GLAD TO HELP MY FAVORITE PERSON!!]]

He sees you stiffen up for a moment, a look of confusion grazing your features. He's about to verbally reciprocate your confusion, but you beat him to it, with a tilt of your head;

"Favorite person?"

He didn't sense any negativity from the comment- actually, there seemed to be amusement, but he couldn't help but worry if he had said something wrong. It's just how he was conditioned to think- any minor mistakes and... it's best not to discuss. He reluctantly replied;

[[YES !!... IS THAT BAD ?]]

Maybe it was an odd thing to blatantly exclaim who and who wasn't his favorite? He still wasn't sure on human customs, after all.

"Nono!" with a frantic wave of your hands, you assure him that it's nothing wrong, "I just- didn't think I meant that much to you, is all,"

You let out a soft, embarrassed chuckle as the idea that you're his favorite person- it means a lot more to you than he might think. Not to mention- he still doesn't fully understand some emotions- but that's something you can figure out later.

[[OH !! YES !! BY FAR!! ]]

His eyes appeared to light up and he began to flap his hands in excitement- he's glad that you're now aware of his favoritism. He sort of assumed that you knew, but you also don't know much about his life outside of the base.

[[YOU CARED FOR ME LOTS !! NOT MANY PAY ATTENTION TO ME !! ]]

As happy as he sounded, along with the happy stimming- his words hurt. He's such a kind soul, and he's really been taken for granted. You were never able to put it into perspective up until now- even then, you haven't lived his life, so who's to say?

He tilts his head after noticing how your expression slightly fell, and you seemed to be distracted by something. Worry once again crowded his mind as he panicked on what to say.

You quickly noticed the absence of movement from his hands and realise what was going on with a quick glance at his expression.

You calmly grabbed one of his larger hands with both of yours, and offered him a kind smile. It did reassure him, thankfully. The excitement in the room fizzled out, which turned to warmth.

"Medi?"

Your voice was softer now, and he could tell what you were about to say was important. He nods with curiosity.

"From now on, we take care of each other, alright? I care about you lots too, and you mean so much to me- we need to back each other up in tough times. So I'll be there for you, and you'll be there for me."

You absentmindedly ran your thumb over the back of his hand while talking. After a moment of silence, you added on;

"...Does that sound okay?"

It took him a moment to buffer- of course he'd do anything for you! But... someone taking care of him? That's not really something that had ever crossed his mind before. Being cared for feels so alien to him, he feels unworthy of it.

[[ARE YOU CERTAIN ? I AM GLAD TO BE TAKING CARE OF YOU, BUT I AM ALRIGHT !! UNCERTAIN !! ]]

Your heart aches at the idea that he doesn't think he deserves help- but you're here to help him now. You're here for each other.

'Medi- everyone does, and I'm more than happy to simply be around you, no matter if you're feeling positive or negative.'

His eyes dart around as he tries to comprehend all of your words. You notice his uneasiness. You slowly get up from the bed and make your way over to the door, reaching out a friendly hand towards Medibot.

"Let's just start small, alright? Wanna come with me to make breakfast? I've got lots of quarters if you'd like?"

It takes him a moment to think, but he eventually pipes up from his seat to cradle your hand in his.

[[... SURE !! THAT WOULD BE APPRECAITED !! ]]

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Sept.11.23

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Another sniper redraw

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"special" request.ㅤ- feat. engineer & gender neutral reader

warning(s): smut (under cut), sucking fixation, praise kink

word count: 1.8k

The engineer was working on one of his many schematics for the team inside his workshop, until you came over to pay him a little visit.

The man was deep in concentration, his eyes focused intently on the blueprints scattered across his workbench. Unexpectedly, the sound of footsteps disrupted his thoughts. “Howdy, partner. How may I help you today, son?” The moment he heard the sound of your familiar laughter, he swiveled around in his chair to face you.

He chuckled in his typical sweet and sultry tone, his soothing voice causing a shiver to run down your spine. “Ah, it's you. Nice to see ya, (Name). What’re you doin’ this late at night? Isn't it past your bedtime, little feller?” To be quite frank, he was right. It was almost two in the morning when you showed up inside his workshop. “Well…” you started, wanting to find the correct phrasing. “I'm gonna ask for a weird favor from you.” you said, watching his eyebrows furrow in confusion. He burst into a deep, belly laugh at that, shaking his head to himself. “Don't you worry your pretty little head about it, sugar. There's nothing you could ask from me that'll shock me even in the slightest.”

You sighed, taking that as permission. “Engi…Can I touch you?” You asked sheepishly, feeling a bit nervous to approach the issue. The engineer gave you a curious expression, lifting his goggles up to look you dead in the eyes. Before he could process your words, he tilted his head to the side, a hint of confusion playing at his brow. "Touch me?" He repeated, the gears in his head visibly turning as he tried to decipher your words. “What do you mean by that, (Name)? You're bein’ rather vague, kiddo.”

You nervously rubbed the back of your neck, biting your lower lip as you spoke. "Maybe…like, a hug or something? I kind of need one." You felt the heat in your cheeks grow as you stumbled over your words. The engineer took notice as well. Although, instead of laughing at you like half of the other mercenaries might have done, he looked genuinely concerned. “Well, why didn't you say that in the first place, darlin’? If you were having a bad day, you'd know I try and help you. I may only be able to solve practical problems, but I love my friends.” He paused, patting his lap. “Come ere, then. Come give this sleep deprived genius a good ol’ hug, yeah?” He holds out his arms for you to embrace him.

You couldn't help but giggle at the sweet gesture, settling into the man's lap with a soft thump. You noticed how warm and soft he felt against you as you wrapped your arms around his broad, muscular shoulders and buried your head into the crook of his neck. The engineer chuckled softly as he rubbed gentle strokes across your back with his robotic hand, the cold metal sending shivers throughout your body. It was a strangely soothing sensation, the contrast between the cold, hard surface of his hand, and the warmth of your body providing a unique sensation that left you feeling incredibly relaxed… maybe even a bit curious.

To act on that said curiosity, you decided to push a bit further. The engineer patted your back gently as you sat up to lock eyes with him once more. “You feeling better now, (Name)?” You nodded slowly, your eyes heavy from the intense sense of relaxation flowing through you. “Mhm…” He smiled in response, “I'm glad to hear it. Alrighty then, lil bit. You better go get some shut eye before—” His words were abruptly interrupted as you pulled him closer, pressing your lips onto his.

You felt the scruff of his beard against your chin and the warmth of his breath against your lips. The taste of his mouth fills you with a sense of tenderness and desire that makes your heart pound in your chest, a desire that only seemed to grow larger and larger as both his real and robotic hands found their way beneath your shirt. Your skin prickled with anticipation as he chuckled deeply in your ear. He seemed to be enjoying this as much as you were. “Ya seem to want more than just a hug, sweetheart.” He said, the sweet sound of his Southern drawl buzzing in your ears. He paused to kiss you once more. “It's a great thing I agree with you, huh?”

Your eyes lit up in excitement as you asked, “Really? You wanna do this with me?” His voice dropped several octaves as he chuckled, his words making your heart race. “Oh, baby, I've wanted to do this with you for a hot minute.” The engineer grazed the tips of his robotic hand against your soft, pouty lips. “Ain't you a cute little guy?” He hummed, “you like Gunslinger, yeah?” You murmured a small "yes" in response, your attention completely focused on the engineer's subtle, sensual movements.

“(Name),” he said, his tone soft, yet demanding. “Show me how much you like Gunslinger.” A mischievous smirk crept onto the man's lips, the one you'd only ever seen when he was planning to scheme against the other team. “Use that pretty little mouth of yours.” You blushed profusely at the suggestion, “Engi, what did you just say?”

Before there was any more room for questioning, he slid a thick, metallic finger into your mouth. “Suck it, baby. We both know you want to.” Involuntarily, you moan quietly, wrapping your lips around the digits. Your tongue lapped circles in between his fingers in a delicate, slick motion. “That's right, just like that,” the engineer croons. “That tastes good in your mouth now, don't it?” You hum in agreement, tasting the familiar tang on your tongue.

After a few moments, he slipped his Gunslinger out of your wet mouth. The engineer gazed in awe at the state of his hand, now covered in your slick saliva. He let out an audible exhale, his eyes trained on the sight as he spoke. "Good job," he praised, a hint of appreciation in his voice. You smiled eagerly in response, curious to see just how far you could take this venture. The excitement only grew as you watched his eyes shift from his hand to you, a playful glint in them. He chuckled lowly, his normal hand grazing against your skin, down the curve of your neck and across your jawline. Finally, the engineer's thumb circled your lips in a soft, gentle motion, causing you to lean in just a little closer, drawn in by his touch. “I'd reckon there's a lot more you can do.”

You chuckled at his words, your voice laced with desire as you teased, “Oh yeah? Like what?” He found your boldness humoring, letting out deep, full-bodied laughter. “I’ll show you, ‘like what,’” he replied, his tone matching yours. “Could ya stand up for me, (Name)?” Oblivious to his intentions, you obeyed, giving him space. You were a little confused about what he was doing, until you watched as the engineer unlatched the straps of his overalls, letting them fall off his shoulders.

He felt you gawking at him, and smirked. “You like what you see? This is all self-made.” You bit your lip before asking, “What are you planning, Engi?”

“It's simple, really,” he says, his voice even and matter-of-fact. “All you gotta do is get on your knees and open that mouth.” Once again, you did as told without a second thought. Your eyes widened with the realization of just how far you've come.

He let his erect cock out from his boxers, already dripping with precum. He peered down at you, his expression lustful as he drank in the sight of you beneath him. You caressed his member, rubbing the veiny groin against your cheek. You lick at the base of the engineer's cock slowly, daringly. He groans softly in response, the sound alone making your mind spin. You could feel his hand on your head, the warmth of his touch sending a rush of heat through your entire body. “Oh, damn, baby, I didn't have to tell you anything, huh?” He let out another small, contented groan, his words laced with admiration. “You just know exactly what to do.”

The tip of him filled your mouth; your tongue teased at the sensitive spot. You made direct eye contact with the engineer while you pushed him deeper down your throat. He felt so good with you wrapped around him, his breathless, delicious moans reflecting the pleasure you were giving him. His voice was gruff as he spoke, his thick accent returned. "Yeah, that's right," a low growl rises in the engineer's throat, “Just like that, cowboy. Show this good ol’ engineer how much you love him.” One of your free hands took a hold of the base of his cock and stroked it vigorously as you sucked harder and deeper on his cock. The way his head fell back over the chair, his eyes rolled to the back of his head, was enough to tell you he was close. His breathing grew heavier, his body tensing as he moaned your name, “Oh my lord, (Name),” He grabbed a fistful of your hair. “You're gonna make me cum, baby.” And cum he did. The engineer's hot seed flows into your mouth, coating your throat with its white, thick texture.

He laughed breathlessly, combing through your scalp in appreciation. “Good,” he muttered, his voice low and raspy. “That was amazing, darlin’,” he continued, "Now, stick that tongue out for me." His thumb took a hold of your jaw, opening your mouth. He snickered as he looked at the thick puddle of his own cum lathered onto your tongue. “Damn… I didn't realize I had that much in me.” He caressed your cheek before he slowly removed his hand from your face, reaching for a tissue for you. "There you go," he said, cleaning you off. You smiled and swallowed the rest of his cum. “Thanks. That was fun.” You exclaimed hoarsely, your jaw a little sore. You stood back up to sit in his lap once more. The two of you shared a sloppy, yet tender kiss, your bodies leaning into each other in an act of post climactic bliss.

You pull away, a trail of saliva connecting the two of your panting lips together. “I've always wanted to do that, y'know.” You paused, your eyes averted away from him nervously. “I just didn't think you'd be into it.” He kissed your forehead reassuringly. “Well, I've had my eye on you for a while now, (Name). There's not a lot of people quite like you around these parts.” The engineer grazed your spine and leaned closer to your ear, his breath warm against your skin. “And you're quite the dirty little thing, aren't you?” You giggled and shrugged. “I guess I am.” He kissed your neck, enjoying watching you sigh at his touch. “I guess we'll have to do this more often, then. I wouldn't mind having someone else hangin’ around with me during the later hours.” He murmured onto the nape of your neck. “I'd like to have an assistant for all my special needs.”

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