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scfrozenover · 1 year

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This is it, the Frozen Over Finale! A hearty mitten-covered round of applause for everyone who participated in Frozen Over 2022 - our amazing creators and our dedicated readers!

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DAY 6 REVEALS

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I'll Weather Any Storm With You

[David/Patrick - E - 16,190]

David and Patrick meet by the fireplace at a ski lodge and meet for dinner. After a dinner mishap, things look bleak until a winter storm comes in and David finds himself cold and alone... can he find someone to keep him warm on this cold, stormy night?

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(Literally) Falling For You

[David/Patrick - E - 6,393]

When Patrick finds out how much David adores ice skating, he takes it upon himself to sign them up for a couples' skate thinking it will be the perfect wintery date. Unfortunately, he forgot one minor detail: he doesn't exactly know how to skate and spends a great deal of their time falling on the ice rather than skating on it.

Luckily for Patrick, David is more than prepared to kiss it all better.

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Cloudy with a Chance of Reindeer

[David/Patrick, Alexis & David, Stevie & David - T - 4,482]

In order to raise money for the Winter Festival and Ronnie Lee's Rec Centre, Schitt's Creek's Town Council offers plastic reindeer for sale to local businesses and individuals to decorate and enter into a contest judged by the town's residents. David is adamantly opposed to participating in such an incorrect contest, but Patrick and everyone around him get involved and show off their artistic sides.

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[podfic] happy golden days of yore

[David/Patrick - M - 1h:56m:37s]

“What are you doing here?”

Patrick blinks beneath the toque shoved onto his head, steadily dripping melting snow from his coat onto the mat they once purchased together. “Um… it’s my weekend."

What? David is already shaking his head, but Patrick takes a step forward, eyes wide, skin pale despite his cold-flushed cheeks.

“I get Christmas. You get New Years. I thought..." Patrick trails off and licks his lips. Behind him, snow blows in through the still-open doorway. "I thought that's what we agreed."

[podfic of happy golden days of yore by blueink3]

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[podfic] you’re here (where you should be)

[Ted/Alexis - M - 34m:58s ]

The sun is blinding in its brightness, and it’s only once she’s fumbled through her purse, found her sunglasses, and slipped them on, that she sees Ted standing several feet away, the smile on his face every bit as brilliant as the sun, a cardboard sign held above his head that reads, Alexis Rose, Publicist Extraordinaire.

Alexis takes a holiday trip to the Galapagos Islands.

[podfic of you’re here (where you should be) by singsongsung]

*❄️*CREATORS: If your works were released today, please don't forget to update your posting date!

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weathereyehorizon · 2 years

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107 vs 608

Season 6 of Schitt's Creek was a love letter to the fans, with callbacks to the other seasons littered throughout every episode.

It ended how it began for Ted and Alexis

#schitt's creek #SCS6Callbacks #1x07 turkey shoot #6x08 the presidential suite #ted x alexis #beginnings and endings

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smblmn · 1 year

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For the @schittscreekdrabbleblog word of the week.

Lamp

Turning off the lamp does nothing to erase the image of Alexis' eyes shining brighter than any of the thousands of stars Ted can see if he looks up at the night sky.

The photograph he had been looking at is still in his hand, and Alexis is still in his heart.

They made the right choice by letting each other go. Ted loves this place, loves this job, loves every one of the ‘gross little flies’ he's been lucky enough to see. But today is Alexis' birthday and he misses her more than he loves any of those things.

#schittscreekdrabbleblog #ted x alexis #schitt's creek #drabble #sc drabble #ted mullens #alexis rose #mywords

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tedandalexis · 1 year

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I know, but I’m taking someone’s desk here. Like someone who actually wants to touch animals a lot.

#god i miss them so much #alexis rose #ted mullens #ted x alexis #schitt's creek #texisedit #mygifs #mine

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xtltokio · 1 year

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Of course he went to her graduation ❤❤❤

#schitt's creek #alexis x ted #ted x alexis

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scrarefest · 2 years

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The time has come to reveal our mysterious authors. Did you guess correctly?

Thank you to everyone who participated! We’ve had such a blast reading these fics and spending some time in our rare side of the fandom this week. Hopefully, you did too! Make sure you show these authors some love by pressing that Kudos button and leaving some love in the comments.

And don’t forget about our Rare Rec Raffle! We’ll be donating $15 on behalf of three different winners to charitable causes! Got questions? Let us know. Our ask box is open, or DM @sarahlevys on Tumblr.

AUTHOR REVEALS

Good things come in threes by DoctorMiguel-animal-lover (@seldom-what-i-seem) [Ted/Miguel/Jake, Ted/Miguel - E - 5,542]

What would it be like being with a man?

Ted lets himself think about it for more than a fleeting second. What would it be like to touch someone like Miguel? What would Jake feel like if he held him with intent, and not just partook in a friendly hug or back slap with a bro?

Conference Companions by @rosedavid [Gen (Ray, Ronnie, Patrick) - T - 4,605]

After a tedious morning of driving, Ronnie arrives at the hotel. She steps through the automatic doors into the lobby and heads toward the check-in counter, ready to fully enjoy her long weekend. That’s when she sees them. She slides her sunglasses down her nose to be sure her mind isn’t playing tricks on her.

“Oh fuck no."

. . .

Ronnie's conference plans are promptly derailed when she discovers Ray and Patrick are there, too.

We're goin' Somewhere or goin' Nowhere by stargazer60 [Stevie/Emir - T - 3,991]

Stevie Budd gets an invitation and has to decide whether or not to accept it.

A Day Up Schitt's Creek by AuthorByNight [Gen (Stevie, Ted, Twyla, Mutt) - T - 3,963]

It’s 2003, and five high school students have to clean the creek on their first day of summer vacation. Will this end in entropy or solidarity?

Late Nite Hang by Turkey_Virgin (@tyfinn) [David & Stevie - T - 2,861]

Stevie realizes just how important David is to her.

Lock and Key by doingthemost (@sarahlevys), sonlali (@landofsonlali) [Rachel/Ted - G - 2,649]

Rachel drives to Schitt's Creek to surprise her ex and instead ends up participating in the Singles Week lock-and-key event.

Ted has recently broken up with his girlfriend and is looking to meet someone new.

Will this lock and key be a match?

What Once Was Ours is No One's Now by Simplythebex (@simplythebexx) [Patrick & Rachel - G - 12,471]

The story of Patrick and Rachel.

three can keep a secret (if one of them is dead) by doingthemost (@sarahlevys), @lilythesilly, @petalwritesx, yellow_bird_on_richland (@turningtimeinthetardis) [Ted/Alexis/Twyla - T - 4,574]

It’s not Alexis’ fault that everything escalated so quickly.

She may be intentional about certain things—the cons she runs, the heists she pulls off—but falling in love had never been part of the plan.

Then again, she isn't the greatest con woman in the world for nothing, even if no one else feels like acknowledging that she is. Maybe the biggest job she ever succeeded at was convincing herself that she was never going to fall in love—and then she went ahead and did it twice.

Or falling in love, being a criminal mastermind and faking your death go hand in hand (in hand).

You Did Good by Turkey_Virgin (@tyfinn) [Gen (Ronnie & David) - G - 3,849]

A closer look at Ronnie's friendship with David

This (boy) is on fire by @designatedgrape [Gen (Patrick, Alexis, Moira, Stevie) - T - 3,558]

David’s jaw drops in outrage, and Patrick bites his lip as Alexis squeals, “Ooh, burn, David!”

If looks could kill, Patrick is pretty sure that Alexis would have been incinerated on the spot, and Patrick wouldn’t be far behind. That is, until Mr. Rose chimes in with, “Ouch, you’re on fire, son!”

Alexis and David whip their heads towards him, responding swiftly and simultaneously. “No, Dad.” “Absolutely not.”

Or, Patrick's relationship with Alexis and the rest of the Roses, through the evolution of "Burn, David!"

Three's Company by @treepyful [Alexis/Twyla, Miguel/Shannon/Ted - T - 3,473]

"I think Ted's freaking out a little because he had a threesome?"

Alexis just wants to enjoy her quiet Sunday morning without being bombarded by texts by three panicking veterinarians. She does not get her wish.

[Art: In Business & In Love] by @mallpretzles [Alexis & Patrick - G - N/A]

Alexis flirtatiously bosses Patrick into throwing a massive, last minute event during Singles Week.

You Were There All Along by @treluna4 [Stevie/Twyla - M - 19,794]

“I can’t tell you when exactly it started. I don’t remember. It just seemed like one day we were relative strangers and the next day, Twyla Sands was suddenly there. A presence in my life.”

Stevie and Twyla were best friends in high school. They both had unstable home lives and found comfort and solace in each other. After high school they drifted apart when life got in the way, but they always showed up for each other when it mattered.

Years later, Stevie reflects on their friendship and wonders if it’s possible that they could be something more.

coming home to you by @stereopticons [Gen (Stevie, David) - T - 2,185]

There’s a room in the cottage that’s always ready for her, whenever she needs it.

It’s not a guest room. David and Patrick were very clear on that. The third bedroom is the guest room. But this, this is her room.

There’s Rose Apothecary products in the bathroom, even though she’d still use the drugstore brand if left to her own devices. There’s the old, battered quilt on the foot of the bed that David said didn’t go with the decor, but left it there for her anyway because he knew how much she loved it. There’s even a Sarah McLachan poster on the wall.

There’s a room in the cottage that’s always ready for her, and that’s why she’s definitely not crying on this airplane.

A Ray of Light by Turkey_Virgin (@tyfinn) [Gen (Patrick, Ray) - NR - 1,477]

Patrick needs a change, and contacts Ray Butani about a job.

sophomore slump (or comeback of the year) by @petalwritesx [Gen (David, Connor) - G - 1,242]

“What can I do for you, Connor?” he asks.

“Right.” Connor clears his throat too. “I was actually hoping I could get your advice on something?”

“Oh, now you want my advice?”

Connor groans. “Are you gonna make me regret this?”

“I mean, probably,” David says, pretending to inspect his nails. “I don’t give very good advice.”

a.k.a., Connor actually needs David's advice this time.

His Very Nearness by coffee_and_glitter (@fictasticvoyage) [Gen (David, Twyla) - G - 1,237]

In his early days in Schitt’s Creek, David finds a less than traditional method of caring for his mental health. His friendship with Ted and Twyla gets him through, and he maybe makes a new friend as well.

[Podfic] we'll get together then, dad by NC Pods (@n0connections) [Gen (Alexis, Johnny) - T - 00.08.06]

"Alexis? Honey?" He tries a laugh. "You're making me worry."

"Sorry! Sorry." She laughs, too, and it sounds closer to the Alexis who learned to love him in Schitt's Creek. "I'm just... I don't know how to say this, I guess? But." He hears her take a deep breath before the rest of her words come out in a rush.

"I'm queer, Dad. And I wanted you to know."

When Alexis comes out to Johnny, he does some reflecting about his two children.

White Flag by DoctorMiguel-animal-lover (@seldom-what-i-seem) [Ted/Miguel - M - 8,080]

Ted chokes on his spit causing Miguel to glance up from his spot by the steamy bathroom doorway and nearly fall over in shock, it's a miracle he manages to keep a tight grip on his towel.

Ted's eyes bulge and his mouth gapes, he finds his pulse rocketing and then the heat of a full body blush as it washes over him. What the hell is going on? Why is his business rival half naked in his hotel room? And more importantly.. how the hell is he more ripped than Ted is?

left unsaid by @treepyful [Jake/Mutt - T - 5,874]

A day in the barn life, feat. various plants, oppressive summer heat, and Mutt quietly having emotions about literally everything.

Softwood by brrose (@brrose-apothecary) [David/Jake - T - 5,263]

David could go to the store, but he’d already told Patrick he won’t be there today. The café is out, too, and so is just taking a walk around town, for the same reasons—he might run into Patrick, or Stevie, or, god forbid, Sebastien. None of his usual options are going to work today, but if he doesn’t do something to get out and distract himself, he’s pretty sure he’s going to lose his fucking mind and end up locking himself in his mother’s closet.

He closes his eyes, focusing on his breathing again, and feeling his skin prickle with nervous energy. He flips through the mental Rolodex of limited distractions available to him without money, reliable means of transportation, or an elaborate disguise… and only one option comes to mind.

After beating Sebastien at his own game, David visits another former lover—but gets more than the simple distraction he was looking for.

Summer, Spring, Winter, or Fall: The Story of Two Unlikely Friends by AuthorByNight [Gen (Ray, Ronnie) - T - 3,322]

Ray and Ronnie's friendship through the years. That's it. That's the story.

i don’t know where i been lately, but now i’m alright by Yellow_Bird_On_Richland (@turningtimeinthetardis) [Gen (Patrick, Twyla) - T - 2,751]

“Yeah, I’m new,” Patrick clarifies, “but I’ll be staying for a bit.”

“Well, then,” Twyla replies, flashing another winning smile as she grabs his soup bowl and empty beer glass, “welcome to Schitt’s Creek. Glad to have you here.”

“Thanks. Glad to be here.”

It’s not the truth, not by a long shot, but it’s further away from an outright lie than he expects.

the wedding planners by @lilythesilly [Stevie/Ruth, Gen (David, Mrs. Clancy) - G - 1,304]

David: I can’t believe you and Ruth eloped

Stevie: Are you actually mad that we eloped or that we didn’t tell you about it

David: Honestly I’m running on so much adrenaline it feels like kind of both

David: like equally

Stevie: If it helps Ruth’s mom is yelling at her right now, because she didn’t tell her family either

David: ...

David: Actually yes, that does help thank you

Or, David and Ruth's mom plan Stevie and Ruth's wedding part 2.

[Podfic] The Seven Husbands of Alexis Rose by Amanita_Fierce, doingthemost (@sarahlevys), HowOldAreWe, @hullomoon, @lilythesilly, NC Pods (@n0connections), @roguebebe, schittpodding (@schittposting), @sunlightsymphony, @thesleepyskipper @wi22iou @danieljradcliffe, with art by @rhetoricalk [Alexis/Twyla - T - N/A]

My name is Alexis Rose. But you knew that already, didn't you?

There's no need for shyness. You don't need to pretend that you didn't Google me before you read this article, or that you don't know who I am. I shouldn't misspeak, though: you think you know who I am. You have an idea of who Alexis Rose is.

Maybe you've never seen any of my movies. Maybe you think I'm washed up, someone only your parents care about. Maybe you think I'm irrelevant. Maybe you think I'm a whore.

Oh, don't duck your head. I guarantee you're not the first person to ever let that idea enter your mind, and you won't be the last.

In 2015, Alexis Rose pens a tell-all for Vogue, promising to finally tell the truth about all seven of those infamous husbands and then some…

Simply the Vet by @hullomoon [David/Ted - M - 6,508]

The new vet across the street catches David's eye

time—curious, mystical, wondrous time by doingthemost (@sarahlevys)[Alexis/Twyla - T - 5,943]

Alexis leans in, lowering her voice to a whisper. "I already lived today. Like, yesterday was August 20. My mom got back on Sunrise Bay, and I gave you all my clothes, and—"

"Alexis!" Twyla exclaims. "You did what?"

"Okay, I promise I will circle back to that, but." Alexis flattens her hands on the countertop. "Like, am I losing it, or is this something that maybe you've heard of happening before?"

Twyla purses her lips, thinking a little, before she turns her patient gaze back to Alexis. "I don't think that's ever happened to me, but nothing's impossible if you believe that it's true."

Til we're running from it by lonely_ampersand (@smblmn) [Gen (Ted, Rachel), Ted/Alexis - T - 3,492]

It's like she's the cute unsuspecting redhead from a horror movie who goes straight to get killed after doing the opposite of what she was advised to do. Because that's how she feels, like her life ended yesterday, in a way, and suddenly she can't wait to get out of this nightmare of a town.

like a tide to the shore by @nerdframed [Stevie/Ruth - M - 3,993]

This is not a supernatural love affair...

... or that's what Ruth tries telling herself.

Hide Your Diamonds, Hide Your Exes by AuthorByNight [Gen (Patrick, Ted), Ted/Alexis - T - 2,170]

Patrick and Ted talk ex-fiancees and true love. Takes place between "The Barbecue" and "The Rollout."

What I’d Give by @mallpretzles [Gen (Patrick, Stevie) - NR - 2,095]

Stevie stays at Patrick’s apartment the night before the wedding and realizes he’s still harboring some insecurities.

Watch Me Unravel by coffee_and_glitter (@fictasticvoyage) [Gen (Patrick, Alexis, David) - G - 1,096]

Patrick has a big problem, and only Alexis can help. She rescues her favorite brother and they both get a little mushy.

[Vid] Alright by NC Vids (@n0connections) [Johnny/Moira, Gen (Johnny and the cast of Schitt's Creek) - G - 0:03:53]

Johnny is going to be alright.

Or a Music Video about Johnny Rose to the Darius Rucker song Alright

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scraregenrecs · 2 years

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Rare & Gen Rec Round-Up - July & August 2022

We're back! Sorry for the delay while we sorted out a few IRL things. Check out some of our favorite rare & gen SC works from July and August 2022. We know you'll enjoy them!

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Dedicated to the One I Love by @wearpersistencewell, Alexis/Ted, Patrick & Ted, rated T, 1081 words

Summary: Patrick helps Ted navigate his breakup with Alexis and decision to stay in the Galapagos for three years.

Rec [written by doingthemost]: I love fics that look at the friendships behind the scenes, and this is no exception. I'm glad to see Ted and Patrick fleshed out more here. It makes perfect sense that Patrick could provide stability and support to Ted in Season 6.

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Farming podcast by Amanita_Fierce, David & Johnny, rated M, 600 words

Summary: David gives Johnny a lift and accidentally plays a little bit of his smutty audiobook farming podcast. Johnny is very helpful.

Rec [written by samwhambam]: This one made me LOL and cringe with extreme second hand embarrassment. I could just feel David’s humiliation and like, Johnny never makes situations like this better. It really feels like them. It’s a fun, quick read that will definitely have you laughing.

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Fluff and Fold by @brrose-apothecary, Davie & Stevie, rated T, 1785 words

Summary: Stevie has a secret she’s never shared with anyone: she’s not always playing solitaire behind that desk. David finds out and Stevie submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known.

Rec [written by doingthemost]: This is such an inspired secret for Stevie (of course she writes sexy fic, and of course she writes it at work) and the banter between Stevie and David after he finds out is an absolute blast to read!

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Happy Hour is Here by @weathereyehorizon, Stevie & Patrick, rated G, 1190 words

Summary: Stevie is still figuring out David’s new business partner but she’s learned a few things: how much he loves baseball, that Ronnie is going to be his enemy for life, and what his preferences are. The only question is whether some other guy is going to catch Patrick’s eye before David does.

Rec [written by samwhambam]: i LOVE a good friendship fic, and will gobble up everything and anything that has Stevie and Patrick becoming besties. I loved this little look into them becoming friends. Stevie is observant and the perfect BFF to David, and teases Patrick just enough, even though they don’t know each other well yet. I loved it and highly recommend.

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if only i could have a puppy by @hullomoon, David & Stevie, rated T, 1626 words

Summary: After adopting a dog David notices an error on the adoption papers. Of course, everyone in town has an opinion about that.

Rec [written by doingthemost]: This is so funny and adorable. I love the idea of David getting a puppy pal early on in the SC timeline, and everyone's opinions on his new dog (and the dog's name!) are so spot-on.

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[Art] kindred spirits by angelandfaith, Stevie, Twyla, April Ludgate, rated G

Summary: April's pretty sure there are vegetables in her smoothie. Gross.

Rec [written by doingthemost]: This is such a cute piece of fanart—and an inspired crossover to boot! I love the idea of April hanging out with Stevie and Twyla… I'm sure they'd have some wild conversations 😁

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Ranked, Filed by steviesflannel, David/Stevie, rated E, 1328 words

Summary: David is cataloguing Stevie. On a slow night in the Honeymoon Suite, he discovers something new.

Rec [written by petalwrites]: Did you hear that? It’s my incoherent squealing upon reading this fic. It’s such a soft, funny, sexy look into one of David and Stevie’s relationship in S1. It’s so sweet and kept me smiling the whole way through. I love these emotionally stunted, ticklish idiots so very much!

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Sunrise in our eyes by @hullomoon, Rachel/Stevie, rated T, 471

Summary: Rachel has a little morning treat for Stevie.

Rec [written by petalwrites]: This piece is short & sweet… in more than one way! It’s two of my favorite ladies, love confessions, and no-bake cookies. What’s not to love?

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[Podfic] The Guestbook of David and Patrick Rose-Brewer by Amanita_Fierce, B13-maybethistime, cottagepodfics, Djapchan, @godoflaundrybaskets, HowOldAreWe, @n0connections, @petalwritesx, poddingthemost, roseszain, @schittposting, @thesleepyskipper, @landofsonlali, @sunlightsymphony, @sweatersinthesummer, @whetherwoman, wi22iou, DevilWithABirdDress, everyone!, rated T, 9:02

Summary: “A home isn't always the house we live in. It's also the people we choose to surround ourselves with.” — The House in the Cerulean Sea

A look through the entries in David and Patrick's wedding guestbook

Rec [written by doingthemost]: I loved the original fic by @landofsonlali, and this is such a fun reimagining of it! Everyone's voices are a delight to listen to. Both the fic and the pod are a great way to honor all of the Schitt's Creek characters we love so much.

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This is the miracle that I've been dreaming of by @hippolotamus, Alexis/Twyla, rated G, 830 words

Summary: “Oh,” she says softly, wondering if she’s making a mistake. Standing in the middle of the café, among the cracked vinyl booths and oversized menus, the romantic notion she had in her mind is replaced with anxiety and doubt. She’s spinning on her heel to leave when she hears it.

“Alexis!” comes the sunny voice she would know anywhere by now, followed by a warm hand circling her wrist.

She turns to see Twyla, still looking sleepy, with traces of yesterday's makeup on her face. “Twyla,” Alexis swallows, nervous. “Hi.”

Twyla scrunches her nose, never losing her rosy smile. “Is… everything okay?”

“Yeah! Yes!” Alexis sucks in a breath. “I… last night was real. Right?”

Rec [written by doingthemost]: This is such a soft, tender little moment between these two! I love reading about all the different ways that these two could get together after the show's end, and this is one perfect imagining of how it could happen.

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Happy reading, friends!