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lovable-liar · 2 months

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UNPAID INTERN SCHLATT ASK

Schlatt watching y/n with the kids and just loving how they interact with them. Like Y/n hitting Schlatt over the head for teaching them about Andrew Cuomo and the kids laughing...

...I have baby fever.

...as do I, and it's his fault.

I also went very off task with this, I'm sowwy 🥺

When you got a message from Ludwig asking if you would like to be a contestant on a new game show of his, you were honestly very excited!

You were a huge streamer on the platform, but it wasn't often that you were called upon to compete in real life games!

You were a fan favorite on Name Your Price, for your style and your ability in the game, so after Ludwig pitched Unpaid Intern to you...

You were hooked.

And you were reeled in even further once you found out who you would be competing against!

Daniel Thrasher, a man of many talents and one you found yourself quote tweeting about a lot on your alt to "thank" him for his "service" in "aiding" you to "learn piano"

Lily Pichu, a lovely little lady that (when you ever encountered her) had only ever been the kindest thing to you

Kyedae, a friend of yours that you frequently streamed with and raided!

And jschlatt, infamous, Jonathan Schlatt.

A personal friend of yours!

You and Schlatt first met during the days of the Lunch Club, dark days, sure, but Ted, Charlie, himself, and yourself pulled each other up by the boot straps and created salvation!

Chuckle Sandwich was is that salvation.

And through salvation, you two had formed a strong bond. You created inside jokes for your communities, inside jokes between you and your co-hosts, and inside jokes that only the two of you would ever come to understand.

But, to say you were just friends is an understatement.

To be honest, neither of you really knew what you were.

But you both liked that!

Sure, it became a pain when trying to figure out if you could go out on a date with someone, but it was also nice because technically nothing was happening, you didn't have to hide anything from viewers.

But, Schlatt was always one of the first people you turned to if ever something happened, which, something had happened! You were competing against each other soon! You had to text him-

jslut: yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

toots💙: wat

jslut: ur on upi?

toots💙: upi?

jslut: unpaid intern

jslut: luds thing?

toots💙: ah yes upi

jslut: r u?

toots💙: yes...? 👀

jslut: kk

toots💙: ur so dry over text wtf?!!?!

jslut: i love you too, sugar tits 💙

When-

jslut: how long r u gonna be in texas for?

toots💙: couple days prob

toots💙: im trying to find ppl to film/do stuff with bc i dont wanna fly over just to do one thing and then just fly back

toots💙: productive, you get me?

jslut: film with me

jslut: ill find something for us to do

toots💙: alr but ive got a lot of bitches on my roster so be grateful im spending my time on you, slut

jslut: shut the fuck up, you're the slut here

toots💙: that's blatantly (racist/homophobic/sexist/etc.)

jslut: bye

toots💙: bye bye bbg, daddy can't wait to see you again <3

WHEN YOU GOT TO TEXAS (swear to god if you interrupt me again-)

You texted Schlatt a picture of you in the airport, stood in front of a promotional poster that had the american flag on it, saluting.

You shoved your phone back into your pocket in search of some good fucking food, but you couldn't quite focus on reading the menu while your ass cheek vibrated with fifteen (you counted each vibration) messages.

jslut: first of all, ur supposed to put ur hand on your heart, not fucking salute

jslut: second of all, what airport r u at?

jslut: i'll come get u

jslut: don't order an uber, they're shitty

jslut: i'll be ur uber

jslut: ill bring u a red fucking carpet

jslut: toots

jslut: babycakes

jslut: did u order an uber?

jslut: did u get kidnapped? wtf

jslut: answer me toots

jslut: send me ur location

jslut: as soon as i see u im downloading a fucking tracker onto ur phone

toots💙: can you stop vibrating my ass for two seconds? im getting food

jslut: vibrating ur ass?

jslut: i wish

toots💙: food acquired, im at dfw

jslut: kk omw

toots💙: where should i meet u?

toots💙: r u kidding me?

toots💙: fuck u

You hunkered down in the food court to wait of the arrival of your beloved uber driver while you ate and played on your phone

You were expecting him to text you back any minute now since he never left his messages unanswered for too long (that's not entirely true, he never leaves *your* messages unanswered, ever, but he'd never tell you that, ever.)

But as 1:00pm became 1:26pm, you began to feel a little anxious

How long have you been sat here for?

Does that man want to sit here?

Should you move?

Are people staring?

Okay- just, stay seated, he'll be here soon.

Where are your headphones?

Where are your bags?!

Oh- okay, it's right there... where you left it.

And your headphones are around your neck.

Do you have your wallet?

Yeah, it's in one of your bags.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BAGS-

"Heeey, toots! 'S good to see you again." A deep, familiar voice calls out, he has your bags too!

"I got you a baggy of fruit from seven eleven!"

"Aww, you shouldn't have!" He twirls his hair around his finger.

"Gotta feed my baby girl right."

"Alright, you're done." Schlatt announces, before bending down to grab a handful of the meat just above your knees before throwing you over his shoulder and tucking your bags under his other arm.

"Jonathan! You put me down right now!"

"No."

"People are staring!" You whisper shout.

"You called me 'baby girl' 'n the first five finger-fuckin' seconds of our first face to face conversation in three months instead of kissin' me, 'm not puttin' you down."

The walk back to his car consisted of kicking your legs, lots of people staring, a surprising amount of awing, Schlatt having to readjust your clothes every two to three seconds just so you'd keep a semblance of your dignity, and a security guard even opened the door for him!

I mean- this man could have legitimately been kidnapping you, and nobody even *attempted* to help you!

But, then again, you weren't really putting up *much* of a fight.

Once you reached his car, he opened the trunk and shoved your bags in before sauntering round to the passenger's side.

After he so chivalrously opened the door for you, he plopped you down into the seat from your perch on his shoulder, making sure to hold your head so you wouldn't bang it before he placed one hand on the dash and the other on the head rest.

He leaned you back slowly, playfully, before finally accepting his kiss from you.

It was nice.

It re-awoke the butterflies in your tummy that seemingly crisped up and died whenever he wasn't around.

After the extraordinarily drawn out kiss, you embarked on the scenic drive to Schlatt's house, where you found yourself having the first 'argument' with him in the months you hadn't seen each other.

"Where're you stayin'?"

"I booked a hotel-"

"Bull-fucking-shit I'm lettin' you stay at a fuckin' hotel, hotels are good for nothin'. You sleep in my room."

"But I paid money for that hotel room?"

"Ok? I'll pay you back."

"What?"

"Anythin' in these bags ya don't want me findin'?

"Wha-"

"I'm unpackin' for you, sweetheart."

"No, wha-"

"Ya jet lagged, go sit on the couch, watch somethin', I don' care."

Schlatt then proceeded to haul your bags upstairs and into his room, where, promptly, he shouted for you.

"Toots, I thought you said there was nuthin' in here! I've seen one of these before! 'S a.. fuckin' 'rose' vibe, or some shit?!"

"Don't touch that!"

"Whaaat?! Like I haven't seen your toys before! Like I haven't *been* your toy before."

"Schlatt!"

He also found your outfit for Ludwig's video.

"Heeey! This is cute! Gonna look like a little 50s detective more than an intern, but shit, are you gonna look adorable. 'S this your perfume? Shit, that smells good..."

He absolutely douses his own clothes in it

ONTO THE MAIN EVENT! (If anyone's still reading, anyway.)

You and Schlatt arrived together at 9:44 (which ended up giving you 2 points, whereas it landed Schlatt with 1)

After being presented with your first task, keeping a trio of toddlers entertained for fifteen minutes straight, you went straight into action.

You managed to find play dough, bubble wrap, a box of legos, some cardboard boxes, and some coloring materials!

You were the first of the bunch to entertain the kids.

"Helloooo everybody! Who do we have here?"

"Elijah!" "Rooney!" "Caleb!"

"Hey guys! I'm Y/N. Can you spell that? Let's see your handwriting, huh? On the board, can you guys write your names and then my name?"

Overall, you have an absolute blast with these guys.

First, they wanted to pop as many bubbles on the bubble wrap as they could while your phone counted down a ten second timer.

You laid out a sheet of the wrap before you all stood on your own section of it and danced, bounced, and rolled on it until the alarm sounded.

Then, the kids wanted to decorate their own boxes as cars that you pushed them around in!

A chorus of giggles and squeals could be heard emanating from the conference room from all the way across the building, even your own chuckles!

After that, Rooney, Elijah and you sculpted with the play dough while Caleb built with the lego.

Rooney made a dinosaur and Elijah made a lion, but you all gave extra props to Caleb who built all of you!

You were a little disappointed when the fifteen minutes were up, you gave each kid a high five and a ruffle of their hair before you stepped out of the conference room and closed the door (but the interaction truly ended after you pulled a face at them through the window.)

(That face definitely ended up as Schlatt's home screen.)

Next up, you were burdened with having to ensure that your backward speech is coherent and understandable!

Your key phrase was "Can I hold it while you pee?"

Surprisingly, VERY HARD!!!

You managed to get 'hold it' and 'pee'

But the rest of it?

Nada.

"Do people actually wanna hold guys'... you know... when they- pee..?" Daniel asked.

"Well- surprisingly, yes!" Ludwig, oh so helpfully, replied.

You immediately turned to Schlatt

"No, you cannot hold my dick while I piss."

Everyone erupted into laughter.

At this point, you were tied with Daniel in first!

For the map task, you were paired with Schlatt.

You two made a fucking powerhouse of a duo.

With his drawing skills and your knowledge that there was a map on the wall right to the left of you? You were UNSTOPPABLE.

And, with the last and final task, you immediately had to opt out.

The simultaneous, wet chewing sounds of EVERYONE in the room?

FUCK NO

You were not gonna be in that room for another *second*

But you didn't have to be!

You had already surpassed everyone else with flying colors.

Lud even gave you extra points for opting out because he needs a 'well-behaved employee who won't blow bubbles and stick gum to the underside of the desks.'

Schlatt did offer you some of his gum though, and when you stuck your hand out for, i don't know, a pristine, unchewed piece still wrapped in it's packaging, you got the complete opposite!

Just a glob of fluorescent pink, wet and chewed gum in the pit of your hand.

But, that's also how you found yourself here, in Schlatt's car after a long day, waiting in a drive thru.

"Today was great! You were real great with those kids, toots."

"Yeah?"

"Hell yeah!"

"I kept the lego figure Caleb made of me."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah..."

"I wanna fuck a kid into you."

"Schlatt!"

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #jschlatt fluff #schlatt #schlatt fluff #schlatt x reader

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palmettios · 4 years

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neil: i love murder mysteries

andrew, trying to impress him: i’ve been a suspect in, like, four murder cases

#now thats a panty dropper if i ever heard one!#thank u for ur service andrew #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg #incorrect aftg #andreil

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blackgirlsvevo · 2 years

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andrew garfield was the best spiderman to ever do it and that’s just that on that

#like thank u Tom Holland for ur service but andrew used to put his whole GARFIELDUSSY into them movies

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seventeeneightyfine · 3 years

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started this playlist as a goof but it slapped accidentally

songs to have a complete meltdown on the tarmac at sfo to

#if you're wondering whether this is me vagueblogging about andrew garfield's oscar-worthy performance in the social network (2010)#the answer is a) yes and b) i don't know what to tell u #thank u to my bay area resident friend for pointing out that it's sfo not sfx (unlike lax and pdx) lol thank u for ur service #m

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laine-o · 4 years

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who are some artists u take inspiration from / are some of ur inspirations? love ur art btw :)

Wow I’m so sorry it took me awhile to get back to you anon! This was a hard one. I haven’t thought of my inspirations lately since they have changed a bit. I tried to keep these relevant more to my anime art since that’s what I’m more known for, but some are influences on more of my original art that I hope someday I’ll feel brave enough to share with you all.

From left to right, top to bottom.

CLAMP (Magic Knight Rayearth) - they were the reason I started drawing manga/anime artwork at all back in early 2000′s for me. The only “shoujo” artists on this list, I was really taken by the eyes they drew at the time and it still can be seen a little bit today, though I’ve really tried to steer myself away from the large pointed eyes with thick lashes and elongated bodies that plagued my art for a long time. I’ll always love their compositions, use of color and just how they use marker.

Yusuke Murata (Street Fighter fan art) - known for Eyeshield21 and One Punch-Man. This man can draw anything. His sense of anatomy, foreshortening and movement is breathtaking. I love the lighting and rendering as well. He also has a knack for creating really original faces and he doesn’t have the “same-face” syndrome problem. Just top-notch. I don’t aim to be as shonen in style as him, but I hope to start being able to add more dynamic poses into my work.

Kyohiko Azuma (Yotsubato!) - known for Azumanga Daioh and Yotsubato! I really love the comedy and slice of life genres lately. I love softer styles and I really adore the more simplistic approach he has to his character design that really allows the slice of life genre to shine through his art. Despite the simplicity, it still is very anatomically technical. It’s simple, but warm and effective and very soft. His skill in backgrounds as well is phenomenal. I think it’s a whole atmosphere he creates and the story he tells in his illustrations that I would love to apply to my own work if I can. I also related a lot to an interview where he stated he struggles blending little Yotsuba into the world he created because she’s so different stylistically from all the characters, so it’s a lot of fun and helpful to see how he accomplishes this throughout the manga and the panels.

Masashi Kishimoto (Naruto) - of course one of my biggest influences due to all the SasuSaku I draw. I think his style is very effective. It’s also I think more on the simpler side actually (if you compare it to CLAMP and Murata’s). But it’s so dynamic and full of strong composition and memorable character designs. I really appreciate how by his influence, I never really stopped drawing thanks to the characters, Sasuke and Sakura, that he created that had such an impact on me.

Xia Da (Song of the Long March AKA Choukakou) - This one is a manhua artist. Her inking and watercolor artwork is absolutely phenomenal. Definitely someone I look up to when I’m inking my own pieces, I would love to be at her level of skill someday. Primarily an inspo for inking.

Kamome Shirahama (Atelier of Witch Hat) - another artist with phenomenal inking skills that I really admire. She’s also really good at drawing children! But I definitely believe she can draw anything, the fact that she has crossed the barrier to illustrate comic covers for both DC and Marvel is just incredible to me and a testament to how much skill she possesses. Primarily an inspo for inking.

Kozue Amano (Aria) - Known for Aqua, Aria, and Amanchu (lots of A’s!). Her ability to design precious soft characters, gorgeous scenery, and write a beautiful and gentle slice of life fantasy tale has always made her one of my absolute favorites. I absolutely love how she colors her works.

Adachitoka (Noragami) - this is a team who does characters and background art. It’s not a secret that I love watercolor. I also love the movement and action and fighting scenes from this manga. The fact that this team is female and broke through with a popular shonen series is simply amazing. I hope to be as good as they are in drawing figures and in watercolor someday.

James Gurney (Dinotopia) - the master of creating fantasy worlds and making it look like it EXISTS with his painting skills. His “Color and Light” book is an absolute staple (I have it always ready as reference) and it’s a must if you want to give your lighting that more realistic feel. I think my love of lighting really came from growing up with the Dinotopia series. He is always constantly sharing his wisdom as well on his website and twitter and just an amazing and inspiring person for generations of artists.

Makoto Shinkai (Kimi no Na Wa) - This movie’s aesthetics (especially the lush backgrounds), surrealism, and existentialism really spoke to me. I adore the starry skies and heavens and clouds. Screencaps of his movies fill my phone as a quick reference whenever I’m rendering some complex lighting or trying to create some sort of composition with the sky.

Studio Ghibli/Hayao Miyazaki (Kiki’s Delivery Service) - nothing really needs to be said especially given my love for the details in all the movies, the fantastic scenes involving flying in the sky, the gorgeous backgrounds, and the delicious food. Always a good choice to use as a reference for anything with nature or even cluttered cozy houses and rooms and greenhouses. It’s still a desire to delve more into world building for me and I’ll be using these movies for reference. I also keep tons of their artwork in my phone as reference.

Satoru Takizawa (Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild) - Known for his work with Twilight Princess and Breath of the wild. You know where I’m going with this - he is the MASTER of ambient lighting. I love his rough and loose painting style that I wish I could achieve someday, but I still have a tendency to over-render. A great resource for learning how to world-build and for concept art.

Andrew Loomis - anatomy and figure drawing master. At the end of this list, but not the least important by a long shot. His book I think is not the most beginner friendly in terms of seeing basic shapes and breaking down the form (I think his construction is still more on the complex side), but it’s a good place to start and keep grinding until it “makes sense.” It took me years, but once it started clicking, I have him to thank for it because my anatomy was an absolute mess because of my background of starting from CLAMP’s art style. Buy his book and make it your bible. Attend figure drawing classes. If you want to illustrate people no matter how simple, you must make studying anatomy a part of your process.

Lastly - some original artists to check out who I like the inking, watercolor skills, and concepts of that closely align with my interests for my own original art.

meyoco - twitter, instagram

maruti_bitamin - twitter, instagram, tumblr

Qinniart - twitter, instagram

Some mangaka honorable mentions -

Takeshi Obata (Death Note, Bakuman)

Kaoru Mori (Emma, Otoyomegatari)

Satsuki Yoshino (Barakamon)

This was super long, I apologize, but it’s something I’m passionate about. I love art to pieces. I think a lot of what I admire is very technical - anatomy and lighting. I think my influences also reflect my aim to be more proficient at watercolor and inking. And lastly, world-building, fantasy/cosmos, and background art. I think a lot of what I really love though, is color and lighting and that’s found within any of these artists. :)

Thanks for the question anon! You allowed me to geek out on art for about an hour while I wrote this out.

#anon #asks #my asks #laine-o responds #Anonymous

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altarwaiting · 5 years

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thots on debts

I promise I will be doing a normal live blog next week I’ve just been at rehearsal every monday these past two weeks but I will not be silenced

lea lesbian icon if the show would stop fucking around

you have claire shaun :(

the dialogue in this show is...a choice

we get to see claire’s house I love winning

also claire’s outfit ur the only bitch in this show I ever respected

claire pls keep these boundaries sweetie

claire and shaun on the same service I LOVE WINNING

I forgot how gory this show could get jfc

lim if u fire alex rn I will pay you

andrews for the love of god I hate men

claire feminist queen

I think everyone on this show just hates women I’m gonna keep it real

actually having the plastic surgeon work on a plastic surgery case? ground breaking

carly is so good at communicating we have decided to stan for life

shaun sweetie ily

and I oop

god is this alex and morgan competition gonna be their whole character arcs this season

no one tells the president to do.jpg

okay now we’re back to acting like what these surgeons actually do is irrelevant bc now u got a trauma surgeon taking over for a cardio surgeon on what I’m pretty sure is a general surgery case?

glassman has done PLENTY of pushing when it comes to shaun let’s not

shaun what a sweet optimist

remember that whole plot line abt claire not being religious and morgan getting defensive that was so weird

andrews is pulling a shaun (tm)

claire and shaun talking I love this song

morgan appreciate u but this is a shaire moment thank you- PARK IS HERE TOO I STG men ruin everything

why do I keep hearing “chem trails”

melendez shut up this episode is all about how men don’t deserve rights except the dude who saved the woman on the subway

throw all our lives away for one happy day tease

oh david shore you WISH this show was the bachelor

andrews first of all this was ur idea second of all shaun “fixes the unfixable” every other episode

I really am not ever on board with redeeming shitty parents so idc claire u are so valid

if this is claire at the door I will pay david shore

well then *lucky luciano pose*

“we’re not all the same” WIG

he’s so happy i’m gonna lose it

the stakes would seem so much higher this episode if the entire previous episode wasn’t abt shaun doing a crazy surgery

I feel like this show would be so much better if the cast got to sing musical numbers like in glee

literally if y’all don’t start singing moulin rouge

A HUNDRED HOURS A WEEK girl there’s only 168 hours in a week

morgan’s muffin joke I’m screaming maybe I’ll stan

lim this is so unethical and also probably illegal?

once shaun realizes he loves claire IT IS OVER FOR YOU HOES

claire I know what you’re thinking now say it with me I DO NOT HAVE ANY OBLIGATION TO HELP MY ABUSIVE MOTHER AND I AM ALLOWED TO SET BOUNDARIES

YESSS Claire it’s what she deserves :)

I am so tired of ppl hurting claire and then her guilt tripping herself into feeling like they’re the victim no sweetie you deserve so much better

shaun took claire’s dating advice maybe shaire stans won some rights today

that’s so soft omg

#if a scene has no notes it's bc what I thought was even too bitchy for me #the good doctor #the good doctor spoilers #tgd lb

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auteuer-blog · 5 years

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⌜ demi male , he/him | creep by radiohead , bijou movie theater , the pariah ⌟ ⏤ hey , isn’t that FORSYTHE PENDLETON JONES III ? the TWENTY - THREE year old NORTH SIDER has lived in town for their WHOLE LIFE , and has always denied their resemblance to ALEX FITZALAN . they’ve been a photojournalist & aspiring author for a while now , and i guess it makes sense --- - they’ve always seemed so CANNY & ASTUTE , though i have heard that they can be pretty TACITURN & CAVILLOUS . did you hear about how they STOLE THE IDEA FOR HIS FIRST MANUSCRIPT FROM AN ONLINE POST ? i always knew something was up with them .

disclaimer before i get right into the shits: i’m going very canon divergent here . i hate the way ras wrote jughead , and i’m going to fucking fix it . a lot of my interpretation is going to be based off headcanons . i just ... i hate cold sprouts and riverdale’s pathetic attempt at jughead , and i’m fixing that shit rn .

anyway ! my name’s van , i’m 20 , i’m a full slut for aesthetics . i use she/they pns , write out of the hellscape that is aest and i’m a full - time student doing a double degree in law and liberal arts , majoring in criminology and minoring in polisci . full disclosure abt the way i write: i tend to use heavily edited gifs / icons and heavily formatted text --- - if either of those bother you , please let me know and i’ve got no problem changing them . i use those because they’re my personal preferences , but accessibility and ease always comes first . in saying that , i’m done --- - so let’s crack on to this little shit !

born on may the fourth of 1996 , jughead jones is the firstborn son of fp and gladys jones , notorious southside serpents . they’re not wealthy --- - this is made evident when jughead is born , not in a hospital , but in the back of a beat - up car that neither of his parents technically own . they weren’t planning on having kids , but fate is a funny motherfucker , and so it goes . fp claims naming rights , and that’s how forsythe pendleton jones iii is brought into the world , kicking and screaming and making too much of a fuss . some things never change .

he doesn’t stay an only child for long . forsythia parthenia jones ( again , naming habits are likely crack - induced and entirely unfortunate in nature ) is born in august of 2000 . she’s got health issues from the beginning but the minute a near - 5 year old jughead jones lays eyes on his younger sister , he’s besotted . even at such a tender age , he feels a genuine drive to protect the wailing little ball that’s pressed flush against mother’s flesh .

childhood is an interesting adventure , spent shuttling between the north side , the south side , hospitals --- - rinse , repeat . it’s a strange existence , but he doesn’t mind it . he shows a proclivity for reading early on ; whether it’s nature or nurture is anyone’s guess , but sticking your nose in a book is the most convenient method of escapism one could imagine . he takes a liking to truman capote after picking it up during a hospital visit , finds himself lost in the magic of breakfast at tiffany’s . it’s around this time that he starts wondering if he could write books like this , if he could do something to this effect .

he was a socially awkward kid for the most part --- - distant , not always as present as you’d like , perpetual pre - pubescent loner with a head permanently affixed in the clouds . doesn’t help that a generally scruffy , unkempt appearance doesn’t quite gel with the neurotically gift - wrapped , glossy , picture - perfect image of a classroom that was presented in riverdale primary school ; he scared the other kids , unnerved them with a quick mouth and a dreamy look in the eye alike . he didn’t mind not having many friends , it was just something he got used to --- - naturally , though , this changes when archie andrews and betty cooper enter the picture . the world is forever changed ; the world turned upside down .

it’s a strange front they present: perky girl - next - door betty cooper , golden boy archie andrews , and --- - and what ? what glimmering adjectives does he preface himself with ? what praise befits the ugly duckling in a trio’s worth of cherubs ? he doesn’t know , therefore he doesn’t bother . there’s a conflict that rages , a lack of understanding as to where he fits into the picture and well into his adolescence , he genuinely believed that betty and archie only entertain his presence as a joke , something to laugh about later on in the piece . they reassure him it’s not , but suspicion lingers regardless .

that fateful fourth of july changes so much for jughead . his plans for that particular summer included movie marathons with jellybean , a few joints smoked in the bathroom , a foray into writing his first play --- - but in the blink of an eye , his childhood best friends are dragging him into a murder investigation that makes his stomach turn and his trust in a town that once seemed so wholesome evaporate almost overnight . sixteen is too young to feel the reverberations of such a horror , and they leave irreparable scars on good ol’ jug . little does the poor shit know , though , that it’s about to get worse .

hal cooper , disguised as ‘ the black hood ’ , goes on a killing spree and wipes out some of riverdale’s most beloved . his attempt on fred andrews is enough to make jughead want to pack his bags , heft a protesting jb into the back of an ancient car he’s saved up for , and run as far as he can . the events of 2013 only further reiterated that jughead actually wanted nothing to do with any of this bullshit . when the black hood’s identity was revealed , he cut off a blossoming relationship with betty right there and then and hasn’t even DARED to entertain the idea of rekindling it since .

at the same time , the serpents and ghoulies are dragging his family into a turf war and honestly , he’s so sick of this shit . he entertained the possibility of a serpent alliance once , flirted with the idea but watching the war unravel has only pushed him further away . he spends more time on the north side than he does at home , and there’s a good reason for that . he loves his family immensely , don’t get him wrong , but their pseudo - gang bullshit just isn’t for him . subsequently , jughead’s never had any kind of serious involvement with the southside serpents besides familial ties . he wants nothing to do with them .

so --- - to summarise all that mess , jughead’s kind of realised that this shit is FUCKED . he’s still reeling from jason blossom’s murder , still processing how hal fucking killed all those people , and he’s trying to sever himself from warring gangs . keep in mind , kid’s fucking eighteen at this point . he’s a dumb bitch , let’s not make any mistake about that , but he’s a dumb bitch who hasn’t dealt with the trauma he experienced as a teenager .

so anyways !!! let’s skip to present - day jughead , because this is my favourite bit . currently , he works as a freelance photojournalist who writes on the side . he’s written articles for nyt and a few papers upstate , and they’re his crowning achievements . he’s written a few little novellas here and there which are in the editing stage --- - he doesn’t think that any of them are that good , and isn’t really counting on getting them published . instead , he’s focusing on a novel right now ( and no , he didn’t steal the idea from a fucking tumblr post so stop asking ) .

he’s ditched the beanie , ditched that at about eighteen because he realised how fucking weird it was ( sans that ... whole speech ) . his hair and scalp have breathed since , and they’re loving a bit of oxygen .

he still eats like a mf . bitch can cram so much food in there . he can eat even more when he’s stoned , which is usually at 2 am on a saturday morning .

he’s got his own little place on the north side now , a little two - bedroom apartment that he shares with jellybean . they don’t have much , never really have but they’ve got each other , a selection of streaming services and vintage dvds , cheap liquor and all the time in the world . that’s all they need .

anyways fuck ras and his edgelord jughead , all jughead actually wants to do is write and hang out with his sister and watch bad 70s schlock horror thank u for ur time

#pep.intro #❛ : ―― 𝖎. 𝗼𝗵 ， 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗯 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 . ︵ intro .#it's long but it's worth it ... fixin ras's sins one post at a time !#like this n i'll come scream @ u for plots mayhaps

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hi i'm crying bc i love the way u draw my boys??? andrew is Broad and the light of my life and kevin is such a Pretty Boy and neil is a Model thank u for ur services

prettiest boyz of exy

#THANK YOU!!! :')#replies #Anonymous

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michelleplayswithfire · 4 years

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Top 25 Top 40 Hits of 2001

Honorable mentions: Crazy -- K-Ci & JoJo (#11 -- peak Mar. 17) (#36 -- YE 2001) Bootylicious -- Destiny’s Child (#1 -- peak Aug. 4) (#42 -- YE 2001) Fallin’ -- Alicia Keys (#1 -- peak Aug. 18) (#2 -- YE 2001) Stutter -- Joe Featuring Mystikal (#1 -- peak Feb. 24) (#13 -- YE 2001) Get Over Yourself -- Eden’s Crush (#8 -- peak Mar. 31) (#92 -- YE 2001) Crazy For This Girl -- Evan and Jaron (#15 -- peak Mar. 3) (#54 -- YE 2001) Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me) -- Train (#5 -- peak Jun. 23) (#4 -- YE 2001)* Because I Got High -- Afroman (#13 -- peak Sep. 8)* You Rock My World -- Michael Jackson (#10 -- peak Sep. 22) Beautiful Day -- U2 (#21 -- peak Jan. 27) (#75 -- YE 2001)* How You Remind Me -- Nickelback (#1 -- peak Dec. 22) (#1 -- YE 2002)* Family Affair -- Mary J. Blige (#1 -- peak Nov. 3) (#31 -- YE 2001) (#17 -- YE 2002) The Space Between -- Dave Matthews Band (#22 -- peak Aug. 25) (#65 -- YE 2001)* Liquid Dreams -- O-Town (#10 -- peak Jan. 6) What It Feels Like For A Girl -- Madonna (#23 -- peak May 19) Angel -- Shaggy Featuring Rayvon (#1 -- peak Mar. 31) (#17 -- YE 2001) You Make Me Sick -- Pink (#33 -- peak Feb. 24) Follow Me -- Uncle Kracker (#5 -- peak Jun. 9) (#19 -- YE 2001)* It’s Been Awhile -- Staind (#5 -- peak Oct. 20) (#14 -- YE 2001)* Ugly -- Bubba Sparxxx (#15 -- peak Nov. 3) Gone -- ‘N Sync (#11 -- peak Nov. 24) (#75 -- YE 2002) Pop -- ‘N Sync (#19 -- peak Jun. 16) I’m A Slave 4 U -- Britney Spears (#27 -- peak Dec. 1) Stronger -- Britney Spears (#11 -- peak Jan. 27) Rock The Boat -- Aaliyah (#14 -- peak Nov. 24) (#85 -- YE 2002) Southern Hospitality -- Ludacris (#23 -- peak Mar. 24) I’m Already There -- Lonestar (#24 -- peak Jun. 23) Wherever, Whenever -- Shakira (#6 -- peak Dec. 29) (#28 -- YE 2002) Where The Party At -- Jagged Edge with Nelly (#3 -- peak Sep. 15) (#16 -- YE 2001)

25. When It’s Over -- Sugar Ray (#13 -- peak Sep. 1) (#46 -- YE 2001)* 24. All Or Nothing -- O-Town (#3 -- peak Jul. 28) (#41 -- YE 2001) 23. Heard It All Before -- Sunshine Anderson (#18 -- peak May 12) (#64 -- YE 2001) 22. South Side -- Moby Featuring Gwen Stefani (#14 -- peak May 26) (#33 -- YE 2001)* 21. Thank You -- Dido (#3 -- peak Apr. 28) (#8 -- YE 2001)* 20. Danger (Been So Long) -- Mystikal Featuring Nivea (#14 -- peak Feb. 10) (#58 -- YE 2001) 19. Let Me Blow Ya Mind -- Eve Featuring Gwen Stefani (#2 -- peak Aug. 18) (#7 -- YE 2001) 18c. E.I. -- Nelly (#15 -- peak Jan. 13) (#95 -- YE 2001) 18b. #1 -- Nelly (#22 -- peak Dec. 15) 18a. Ride Wit Me -- Nelly Featuring City Spud (#3 -- peak Jun. 23) (#18 -- YE 2001) 17. Differences -- Ginuwine (#4 -- peak Oct. 27) (#50 -- YE 2001) (#68 -- YE 2002) 16b. U Got It Bad -- Usher (#1 -- peak Dec. 15) (#9 -- YE 2002) 16. U Remind Me -- Usher (#1 -- peak Jul. 7) (#15 -- YE 2001) 15. The Way You Love Me -- Faith Hill (#6 -- peak Jan. 13) (#27 -- YE 2001) 14. Who I Am -- Jessica Andrews (#28 -- peak Apr. 7) (#82 -- YE 2001) 13. Around The World (La La La La La) -- ATC (#28 -- peak Mar. 31) 12. Survivor -- Destiny’s Child (#2 -- peak Apr. 14) (#23 -- YE 2001) 11. Jaded -- Aerosmith (#7 -- peak Apr. 7) (#47 -- YE 2001)* 10. Don’t Tell Me -- Madonna (#4 -- peak Feb. 3) (#34 -- YE 2001) 9. I Hope You Dance -- Lee Ann Womack (#14 -- peak Feb. 17) (#32 -- YE 2001) 8. Hanging By A Moment -- Lifehouse (#2 -- peak Jun. 16) (#1 -- YE 2001)* 7. Stranger In My House -- Tamia (#10 -- peak Apr. 14) (#62 -- YE 2001) 6. It Wasn’t Me -- Shaggy Featuring Ricardo "RikRok" Ducent (#1 -- peak Feb. 3) (#12 -- YE 2001) 5. Get Ur Freak On -- Missy Elliott (#7 -- peak Jun. 30) (#35 -- YE 2001) 4b. Breathless -- The Corrs (#34 -- peak Apr. 7)* 4a. Only Time -- Enya (#10 -- peak Nov. 10) (#59 -- YE 2001)* 3. Drive -- Incubus (#9 -- peak Jul. 28) (#21 -- YE 2001)* 2. Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!) -- Blu Cantrell (#2 -- peak Jul. 21) (#11 -- YE 2001) 1. Ms. Jackson -- Outkast (#1 -- peak Feb. 17) (#25 -- YE 2001)

Albums Worth Checking Out: Is This It -- The Strokes The Blueprint -- Jay-Z Songs In A Minor -- Alicia Keys Miss E...So Addictive -- Missy Elliott Toxicity -- System of a Down No More Drama -- Mary J. Blige Invincible -- Michael Jackson Stillmatic -- Nas Musicforthemorningafter -- Pete Yorn Vespertine -- Björk 8701 -- Usher Lateralus -- Tool Rock Steady -- No Doubt Blackwater Park -- Opeth Laundry Service -- Shakira Exciter -- Depeche Mode Silver Side Up -- Nickelback All Killer No Filler -- Sum 41 Celebrity -- ‘N Sync Take Offs and Landings -- Rilo Kiley Britney -- Britney Spears The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most -- Dashboard Confessional

The Bottom of the Pile: Sandstorm -- Darude (#83 -- peak Aug. 18)* One More Time -- Daft Punk (#61 -- peak Mar. 24)* My Way -- Limp Bizkit (#75 -- peak May 19)* Dream On -- Depeche Mode (#85 -- peak May 12)* Crawling -- Linkin Park (#79 -- peak Aug. 11)* One Step Closer -- Linkin Park (#75 -- peak Mar. 3)* Control -- Puddle of Mudd (#68 -- peak Oct. 27)* Fat Lip -- Sum 41 (#66 -- peak Sep. 8)* Who We Be -- DMX (#60 -- peak Nov. 24) I’m A Survivor -- Reba (#49 -- peak Dec. 1) Flavor of the Weak -- American Hi-Fi (#41 -- peak Aug. 4)* Schism -- Tool (#67 -- peak Sep. 8)* Imitation of Life -- R.E.M. (#83 -- peak May 26)* Fatty Girl -- Ludacris, LL Cool J & Keith Murray (#87 -- peak Dec. 15) We Need A Resolution -- Aaliyah Featuring Timbaland (#59 -- peak Jun. 30) Yellow -- Coldplay (#48 -- peak May 19)* Clint Eastwood -- Gorillaz (#57 -- peak Sep. 22)*

Alternative songs are the ones starred.

Also Worth Mentioning: God Bless The USA -- Lee Greenwood (#16 -- peak Sep. 29)****

****released in the 80s

#2001 #2000s #00s #top 25 #00s music #topforty

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Hey err lmao idk if I'm doing this correctly? But I love ur writing and sob at all ur one shots so I have to ask please can u write an andreil w a daughter??? Ik it's not their style tbh but I'm lowkey obsessed with my ships having kids. ANYWAY THANK YOU UR AMAZING AND I HOPE U HAVE A LOVELY DAY !!

(ur such a babe honestly this is too kind

There’s a blonde girl sitting cross-legged at the end of the hall, huddled amongst the medical waste baskets and supply shelving. Andrew spots her on his way to the vending machine, and she hasn’t moved at all by the time he makes his way back.

She’s maybe six or seven, utterly silent, her bangs long enough to get in her eyes.

He stops, holding a bag of skittles and a shitty mineral water for Neil, watching the girl try to look like nothing at all. If she were crying, the staff would notice, he knows. They would coddle her and take her to the bustling front desk and call for help and smooth back her straggly hair.

Kids are apparently only worth helping if they’re being cute or making a scene, and she’s obviously trying to do neither.

He realizes when he’s stalling his route back to Neil’s room that he’s seen this kid before. Last time Neil was in for a twisted ankle that he’d kept running on until it gave out, and they’d been in this emergency room, both of them stoic and impatient. That same girl had been in the waiting room with an intern crouched in front of her, her purpling wrist cradled between strange gloved hands. Andrew had noticed because the girl’s father had been on the phone, and he’d had one hand tightly holding the girl’s ponytail. A grip like fingers under a dog’s collar.

It could be a different blonde kid, but Andrew knows it’s not. He recognizes that silence.

“Hey,” he says. The girl’s little shoulders tense all the way up to her ears. He doesn’t get close. He keeps his back touching the opposite wall so she can see his empty hands and his relaxed posture. “Is someone hurting you?” He doesn’t put any effort into inflection. It’s like offering her an unused whiteboard.

Her mouth folds in on itself. She’s trying not to talk, and he can practically map out her thought process start to finish. He told me not to tell. He said it would be bad. He doesn’t lie.

“Is there anyone else?” Andrew asks. Her hands go up to her own knees and she grips them as she shakes her head. “Don’t go home,” he says. “Hide. Scream if he comes near. Say he’s a stranger. Do you understand?”

She looks up at him with frightened dark eyes. “Yes.”

Andrew nods. He drops the skittles in her lap and walks the first few backwards steps away from her, watching her blink down at her gift.

He swivels and grits his teeth, walking all the way back to Neil’s room with his grip hard enough on the vitamin water that it should burst.

Neil’s head jerks up when he enters the room, as always, which is a problem because he’s getting stitches down the curve of his brow bone.

The doctor groans, trying to pinch the skin closed with tweezers and steady Neil’s jaw with his other hand. “Steady, please,” he reminds for the dozenth time. “I’m getting more gauze. Don’t move. I mean it.”

Neil looks affronted at being ordered around but he doesn’t say anything. He bunches the covers to his chest and watches Andrew come close, looking eons more comfortable when the doctor is out of the room.

“No sugary shit?” he asks, reaching out for the water and looking amused at the warped, sweaty label. Andrew doesn’t answer, but he sees something change in Neil’s face; he stops unscrewing the cap and looks beyond Andrew’s shoulder. “Did you kidnap a child?”

Andrew turns and sees the girl in the doorway, holding her skittles with both hands and breathing shakily, like she ran to catch up with him. “I’m not supposed to.”

“Supposed to what?” Neil asks, bewildered. Andrew frowns between them.

“She followed me.”

“From where?” Neil squints at the girl, and then his eyes settle all at once, understanding. “She was here last month.” Andrew should’ve known that Neil has an eye for victims too.

“I’m here lots,” the girl says.

“You probably shouldn’t be,” Neil says, darkly unsettled.

“I’m hiding,” she whispers. He looks unimpressed.

“Hide somewhere else.”

She quakes, holding her skittles like a weapon. “He isn’t gonna like how long I’ve been gone.”

“Who?” Neil asks sharply.

“My dad,” she whispers. Neil’s expression twists drastically. He reaches one hand out, palm up on the bed. He doesn’t even seem to be conscious of having done it.

“Do you have anywhere you can go?”

She shakes her head. “I’m not supposed to run away.”

Neil looks at Andrew meaningfully and then back at her. “Sometimes you have to run.” She watches him with her face scrunched up, and then she steps forward unevenly, crossing the room to his bedside.

“What happened to your face?”

“He didn’t run fast enough,” Andrew deadpans, and Neil gives him the least impressed look he can muster when half of his face has been numbed.

“A mean backliner hit me with a big stick.”

“She doesn’t know what a backliner is,” Andrew drawls. She looks up at him indignantly.

“Sports,” she says. “It’s a sports player.”

“Nice,” Neil says, genuinely impressed, and Andrew rolls his eyes.

The door opens, and Andrew goes to step in front of the girl a second too late. The doctor stands in the doorway holding a package of gauze, his jaw slack.

“Uhh. She yours?” he asks, looking back and forth between the frowning little girl to the frowning men with their hands flung out in front of her.

“Yeah,” Andrew says.

The doctor looks unconvinced, and he paces warily forward, moving into a crouch when he’s close enough. “What’s your name?” he asks. She juts her lip, and lifts her skittles like they’re her ID.

“Mary.”

“Okay Mary, are these your dads?” he asks, gesturing up to Andrew and Neil without looking for their reactions. His back is tense enough that Andrew can tell he’s scared to.

She looks up at them, as if confirming.“Yes.”

“Where were you before?” he asks, voice slipping from high and condescending to something more genuinely confused.

“Daycare,” she says quickly. “They dropped me off when they heard my daddy got hurt.”

The doctor opens and closes his mouth, finally looking up and flinching at Andrew’s expression.

“Okay,” he says slowly, apparently defeated. “But you’re okay?”

“I’m fine,” she says, voice unusually empty for a kid who’d been walking the line of a meltdown five minutes earlier.

The doctor stands, finally, reaching for his pocket. He surveys them for a minute and then shakes his head. “I gotta make a call.”

As soon as he’s gone, the tension seeps out with him.

“You’re a little liar,” Andrew tells her. “You’ll fit in with him.” He nods towards Neil.

“Fit in?” Neil asks. “You know she’s not actually ours, right?”

“You know that doctor is checking your records as we speak, right?” Andrew replies.

“They’ll make me go back,” Mary says, voice wobbly.

“She’s not going back,” Andrew tells Neil, and Neil meets his gaze head on. They’ve never discussed having kids, but they’ve discussed what it was like to be them. They’ve discussed saving them, if they had the chance. They know where they stand on this.

Neil sighs, resigned. “Social services?”

“Fuck no.”

Neil touches his own temple, right near his head wound. He cracks one eye open and slants it at Mary.

“Your name isn’t Mary, is it?”

She shakes her head quickly.

“So much for my clean record,” Neil says. “We have to go now if we want to slip him.”

Andrew nods once and turns on the kid. “Do you want to come with us?”

“Yes,” she says immediately. “Yes please.”

“Forget that word,” Andrew says, and he tips her chin up when her face immediately ducks. “You don’t have to say it anymore.”

#so.. like this is a thing I wrote very rapidly with apparent divine inspiration and very little substance #aftg #the foxhole court #andreil #tfc fanfic #kid fic #abuse tw #prompt #mine #Anonymous #ask

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leanne literally the first thing i thought when i saw that pic of andrew and taylor was he has weird brows thank u for ur service

AKSBSKSALSK IT’S ALL I CAN SEE like they’re uneven and fuzzy? i’m glad i’m not the only one who noticed lol

#bwidow #ask

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