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#thank you Brick <3
cyncerity · 1 year
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hmm how about store shifter au? i love that one :D
"if you're not going to buy anything, put that camera away and get out."
idk i feel that fits wil tryna be sneaky in dre's store, not sure if that's what you were looking for but that's the first thing that came to mind,,,
ok but i actually love this so much-
you’re absolutely correct this fits their dynamic perfectly, this is exactly what I was looking for
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“So there isn’t anything illegal going on in this store?” Wilbur asked, an old handheld camera pressed uncomfortably into Dream’s face as he was trying to close up shop. Good god, he only had 15 minutes till the store closed. Why did Wil have to come in now?
It definitely didn’t help that Quackity had chosen to come and talk to Dream at the checkout counter moments before Wil came in, and was now pressed uncomfortably against the bottom of the desk since Dream’s first reaction was just to grab and hide him as soon as he’d seen a camera.
“For the last time, no. You’re not gonna find a reason to arrest me, now please leave me alone.” “What about…those!” He pointed at the pharmacy corner, looking at Dream like he had somehow won. Dream just sighed and rubbed his temples. “That’s for prescription meds, Ponk is licensed to sell those. Now please-“
Dream’s saving grace was the door ringing, signaling that someone had come into the store, Tommy walking in holding his uniform from Wilbur’s store.
“Ah, Tommy!” Wil yelled, rushing over and slinging an arm around the blonde, camera still pointed at Dream’s face. “Perhaps you could shed some light on this situation. To your knowledge, has your..your guardian,” he said, as if it hurt him acknowledge Dream’s connection to his favorite employee, “committed any atrocities in this store?”
Tommy hummed as Dream simply slumped over the checkout counter, waiting for whatever lie Tommy was gonna say. He knew Tommy, he wouldn’t miss an opportunity to mess with the both of them. He did, however, take that opportunity to quickly and discreetly shove Quackity into his shirt pocket, only hearing a yelp in response and a quick whisper of “asshole” directed at him. To be fair, he wasn’t great at handling tiny people yet, he could have moved Quackity a bit more gently. But in his defense, he didn’t exactly want Tommy’s deranged boss to see him. He wasn’t sure if Tommy had seen him or not, but he wasn’t really worried about that. Sapnap would probably have told his fiancés that Dream had a kid who was a shifter. Right?
“I’d say there’ve been a few war crimes.” Tommy apparently decides on, nodding his head with a stupid smirk. “A few violations of the Geneva Convention. Owning exotic animals without a license. Did you know we have an entire room of Hedgehogs in the back? Did you know Hedgehogs were illegal to own without a license?” Tommy lies, trying not to laugh. Wilbur didn’t even seem to process it, staring at Dream like he had just won the lottery.
“Ha! Your own son testifies against you! What do you have to say to that?” Wilbur asked, crossing his arms and smiling smugly. Dream sucked in a deep breath as he closed the distance between himself and Wilbur. “I think if you’re not going to buy anything, put that camera away and get out.”
“But-“ Wilbur didn’t have a chance to finish before Dream was physically pushing him out of the store. “Nope, don’t care, out!” He yelled over Wilbur’s protests. Tommy laughed loudly in the background as Wilbur was pushed out the door and locked it behind him. He swore he could even hear Quackity laughing slightly as he flipped the sign on the door to “closed” and Wilbur banged indignantly on the door.
Dream ignored him and quickly headed back to the break room, Tommy following shortly behind. Tommy flopped himself down on the beanbag as soon as they entered and Dream locked the door behind them.
“Y’know the only reason I haven’t gotten a restraining order against him is because you seem to like him.” Dream said, taking his apron off. Tommy shrugged. “What can I say, he’s entertaining. ‘S your friend ok?” He asked, pointing at Dream’s shirt. Ah, so he did see.
Dream pulled on the opening of his shirt pocket. “You doin ok in there, Big Q?” “Fuck off, man.” He responded, only lifting a hand to flip him out from in the pocket. “You gave me a migraine flinging me around like that, you bitch.” He complained, though there wasn’t any real anger in his voice. Dream laughed. “Sorry, sorry, I panicked. You gonna be alright?” “Yeah, yeah. That your kid out there?” He asked, finally sticking his head out of the pocket to look at Tommy, who had been playing on his phone and hadn’t been listening to any of that, apparently.
“Yeah, that’s him. Sapnap tell you about him?” “Yup. You two should spend the night sometime, he seems fun. Put you through the ringer with that other guy.” Quackity laughed as Dream scoffed. “Tell me about it. Wilbur’s a bitch.” “…is he a single bitch?” “Im not gonna answer that. Plus, aren’t you engaged?” “Hey, we’re open.” Quackity responded, smirking. Dream shuddered. “Don’t even think about it.” He responded, lifting Quackity out of the pocket and setting him on the room’s counter and grabbing his box of small clothes from his cubby, holding them up so Quackity could see them. “You mind if I take you up on that offer? I’m sure Tom has his backup clothes.” Quackity smiled. “Not at all. I’ll go let Sapnap and Karl know you’re coming, if you don’t mind giving me a hand.” Quackity said, standing up and pointing to the room’s higher vent. Dream obliged and laid down a hand for Quackity, letting him step on as he lifted him up to the vent.
Quackity headed back to his home as Dream grabbed a blanket from the break room communal closet and threw it over Tommy’s head, the teenager responding with an indignant shriek as Dream laughed. “Keep that over your head for a minute, I need to change.” Tommy huffed as Dream shrunk and changed into his separate borrower outfit, kicking Tommy in the ankle to signal that he was done. Tommy yanked the blanket off his head to look down at Dream, confusion clear on his face. “Get changed and shrink, Sapnap’s fiancés want to meet you.” Dream said, climbing up beanbag to end up on Tommy’s knee. His son beamed. “Fuck yeah, sleepover!”
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kimdokjas · 10 days
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though the movie might be cancelled, yuri on ice will live forever in our hearts. thank you yoi fandom, it's been real ♡
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rendevok · 1 year
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your narumitsu art made me weep with joy and I heard you want more requests 👀
idk if this is the right place to put them but I think phoenix coming with miles to try on his glasses for the first time would be sweet :,) miles asking how they look and phoenix being just smitten. the good stuff
Dear anon… you sure know how to pick em! Things got very out of hand very quickly while drawing, and well. You inspired me to draft a comic! I didn’t want to make you wait long, so here are the sketches for the pages relevant to your request <3
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Thanks so much, and hope you enjoy~! 💜
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fumifooms · 8 months
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Dunmeshi memes pt 3
Parts : 1 - 2 - (3) - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 Specials: Canaries - harsh
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heavywoolcoat · 6 months
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bluerasbunny · 5 months
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HELP I THOUGHT YOUR NAME SAID GRAVY FOR A SECOND?? 😭
FOURTH TIME. JESUS CHRIST I MIGHT AS WELL BE GRAVYSKIES AT THIS POINT
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bumblingbabooshka · 7 months
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Bea please never apologise for "over" tagging posts, ALL your tags are impeccable and fill me with carnal desire /p
Seriously, whenever I see you make a post I immediately click the show more tags button and if they extend past the screen my excitement goes thru the roof
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YOU'RE ALL SO KIND.....THANK YOU.... Fun Fact: Semi-frequently I have to go back through my tags and edit them bc I reach the limit of how many tags you're able to add to a post v_v it's like a walk of shame
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leondaltons · 10 months
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hiiiii, i was tagged by @cadetzarneki @sysba and @fairmonkey to make myself in this picrew and by @telumendill to make myself in this one
I was also tagged by @pearlcscent and @sussoro to answer some questions:
last song: the family jewels by marina - i was cooking last night and just put my liked songs playlist on the background hahahaha currently watching: season 2 of alice in borderland (and i have to finish spy x family) - my semester ended yesterday so i haven’t been watching much tbh currently reading: manga and i picked up again blue lily, lily blue - again, with my semester going on i haven’t had much free time left lolol current obsession: the sims 4 lmaoooooo,i downloaded it the other day and i have been playing whenever i have some time
thank you for tagging me ♥ i’m sorry it took me so long!!! (not tagging anyone because i’m pretty sure everyone has already make these lol but thank you again!!!!)
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madamescarlette · 1 year
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You ever have to be like, "no babe you're not bone-breakingly heart-rendingly sad, you just had less than five hours of sleep"? Yeah.
#lack of light november really doing a number on me this year!#this is not a worry-for-me post btw. it's like that comic of the raccoon advising you to shower to eat or to sleep when upset#it's my last full week of being a student going about doing student activities and i keep doing things going what if that's the LAST time??#which i've been actively trying to avoid doing because when i left my old school i overdid it and i was actively mourning leaving my place#there for the last six months like someone constantly picking at a wound#and while it was the most beautiful time of my life and it might always be i really regret having spent so much#of my final moments there being sorry that it was final because i just grieved it! twice!#i grieved it afterwards and i grieved it beforehand and i kind of wasted my precious time grieving it beforehand#so this time i've been TRYING to practice restraint and not spend my time brooding and just be here instead!#and not say goodbye to every doorway and every leaf and every brick in the pathway until i'm actually saying goodbye#but it suddenly burst into proper fiery colors on all our foliage over the break and i came back and suddenly it was ablaze#with perfect color and i'm walking around this week with my hand on my heart going oh!!! i love you so much#thank you for sending me off like this!!! i loved being here with you!!#so. tis hard not to mourn. but till then there are papers to write and chapters to be read and then girl has to scurry#and write her daily poem before sleep#so it will be alright it will be alright <3 this i believe!#i may delete these tags later because they might be overshare-y or too despondent and not need to be said#but i figure where else can i pour out my heart into a lovingly enfolding void like this <3#happy Tuesday tumblr i love you all dearly!#thank you for all your tags today btw I will come back and reply to them tomorrow when i'm a bit clearer-minded#thinking out loud
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skyplayssplatoon3 · 2 years
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"Loyalty To The Captain"
Suki and Zeke's dynamic has slowly changed over the years
Previously, his only goal was to take her down as one of the greatest "threats" to Octarian kind
Now, he stands alongside her, ready to aid her in restoring peace, not only for the world, but the peace within herself
She may not speak much nowadays, but Zeke is one of the very few she opens up to anymore.
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i-am-beckyu · 10 months
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HI BELOVED ILY ,<,,<#<#<#33333
(I STRUGGLED TO TYPE <3 BUT WE WON'T TALK ABOUT THAT)
MAKE SURE TO EAT AND HAVE WATER TODAY PSPSPS!!! :)
— brick
Hi hi beloved brick!
Iva had a big drink of water and I’m going out for lunch soon so will have a big (admittedly unhealthy) lunch of kfc because yes.
And there there the effort of typing is there and I love and appreciate you🩷❤️
Make sure you eat and drink too ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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timothylawrence · 2 years
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I love how you write the original BL crew. I’d love to see some shenanigans with them if you feel up to writing it! :)
YEASSS i love the BL1 gang :) i was so happy to get this req LOL! I went against my grain and wrote some sweet fluffy stuff for them, takes place between BL1 and BL2 hehe :)!!
Roland knows exactly what day it is. He’s ignored it as often as he can and pretended it didn’t really exist to his best ability. He wouldn’t say the date was particularly loathsome, at least not after the hell of a life he’s lived through, but rather that he didn’t want to care about it.
But he did. That seemed to be Roland’s thing recently. 
He wanted people to remember his birthday. Even if he pretended he didn’t.
There was something about his current rag-tag group of friends that made him almost… excited for the day. 
Well, his excitement is met the moment Roland steps out of his bathroom, still in his sweats and face freshly washed. 
His eyes lock onto the fiery red hair of his lover and he finds himself more focused on the object in her palms.
“You thought I forgot!” She cries out, grinning in a way that makes Roland’s heart flutter. 
His eyes land on the singular cupcake, resting between her palms. It’s vanilla, or at least Pandora’s equivalent of it, with bright blue frosting and a singular candle that looks a little too dangerous to be lit so close to his face. 
“I didn’t,” He replies, quiet and fighting a smile. “I just pretended to.” 
Lilith laughs, nudging her palms closer. “C’mon, try it!” She encourages, stepping closer. “Brick helped me make it!” 
Roland laughs, taking the dessert from her hand in one palm as his other arm wraps around her waist, pulling her closer. “I know better than to eat something you’ve made.” 
She lets out a feigned cry, jaw hanging. It’s the perfect opportunity to place his lips right between her eyes.
Her face is nearly as bright as her hair by the time Roland leans back. It’s as adorable as ever. 
“Now, I can have a bite,” He announces, biting into the dessert without another beat of hesitation. It’s delicious, a signature of Brick’s cooking, and Roland can’t help his hum. 
“Where is this man?” He asks, chewing as he lowers the sweet to Lilith. “Have a bite.” 
“Oh, who’s oven do you think Brick used?” Lilith asks, grinning as she chews. “This is the twelth attempt. The first eleven were probably dangerous for consumption.”
A bang erupts on the other side of Roland’s bedroom door and it’s all he needs to know exactly what he’d missed in his morning shower. He shakes his head, setting the cupcake down into Lilith’s palms, ignoring her laughing protest as he stalks out of the bedroom and to the rest of his living quarters. 
He’s greeted by the only other two people who have even entered his home before and it makes Roland smile.
“Oh shit,” Brick starts, loud as always. His grin is nearly blinding. “Happy Birthday, Roland!”  
He’s dressed in an apron, holding a tray of very, very, burnt cupcakes, the seam of the apron already ripping against his large frame. 
It’s comedic, but sweet. Mordecai stands beside him, Roland just barely catching the way his palm drops off Brick’s arm. His other palm holds a spatula and the dough on his cheek seems to be unnoticed by him. 
“There he is!” Mordecai cries, smiling, “How’s turnin’ fifty?”
Roland raises a brow. “Not all of us are as old as you are,” He shoots back, grinning. “Is it really a birthday gift if you two nearly blow up my kitchen?” 
“Hey, Lilith is good at fire control,” Mordecai replies, setting the spatula down as his eyes lock on the woman now standing beside Roland, licking her finger. “Did you eat his cupcake!?”
“We have more!” She cries back, shaking her head. “Besides, he gave it to me.” 
Roland laughs, his hand on her lower back as he looks at the duo across from him, Brick already setting down a new batch of cupcakes onto the small, cramped table in the kitchen. 
“Well come on, dive in, birthday boy!” He starts, loud as always with a big grin, “I got another batch comin’!” 
Roland’s lead forward through their laughter, his eyes wrinkling with joy. 
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smoochinforabruisin · 10 months
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Psychic, Normal, and Rock type for Wario, Snow Miser AND Spamton.
🔮Psychic Type🔮: Look into your crystal ball and tell us what you think your future with your F/O looks like? Do you want to live together? Get married? Have the two of you ever talked about it?
*wiggles fingers over my ball and assumes a mystic magician voice* The crystal ball looks into the hearts and minds of our two lovelies. Pretzel, who's dedicated himself to the sea and sailing its great expanse. And Wario, a man of simple superficial desires who is stubbornly running a microgames company. It predicts a continued open and casual relationship. One in which the two have silly dates and commit inappropriate PDA when Pretzel is in town, and when he inevitably sails off again, she may find other sweethearts on her adventures to tell tales of upon returning to Diamond City.
Both Wario and Pretzel agree on this relationship, and Wario quite enjoys hearing about Pretzel's seductive skills around the world (or maybe it's just dumb luck, both are just as likely). They do not intend or desire to fully dedicate their lives to each other.
At one point they involve Waluigi in the polycule but they end up breaking a few of his ribs
🤎Normal Type🤎: What do you and your F/O do on an average day?
As managers of nature, Snow Miser and the Autumn Painter are unfortunately very busy people. As such they are stuck doing separate work on their seasons for most of the time. But sometimes a frosty winter chill creeps into the autumn season and they get to meet up.
It usually ends with them making out and having to work overtime the next day to make up for lost time. But Mother Nature would never scold her boy for enjoying himself without getting a rise out of Heat Miser for once.
(if we're talkin specifically 2006 Snow Miser (which no one except me ever would) he's also giving the Autumn Painter boxing lessons as the two slowly and grossly fall in love)
🪨Rock Type🪨: If you had to pick a rock to give your F/O as a gift, what kind of rock would you pick? How does it remind you of them?
Argie Bea finds a concrete brick that fell out of a cyber city building somewhere or got tossed from a building site and paints it to be bright n cute and gifts that to Spamton ❤️ it's so pretty Spamton needs to be stopped from just taking a bite out of it
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sugas-sweetheart · 11 months
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yesterday was the three year anniversary of the blog!! Wild to think about especially when I haven’t had time to write and post anything in about a year :(
Thank you to anyone who has interacted, past or present, anyone still here or anyone not on tumblr anymore, you all brought a little joy during the last few years <3
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finleyforevermore · 11 months
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Flat-Top for the orientation/gender identity asks?
I've been waiting for someone to send me an ask for theseee!!! Thank you so much Clyde!!!
Flat-Top is probably cisgender (he/him) and as for his orientation, I think he's bisexual! I happen to be one of the people who headcanon that his desire to join Greaseball’s gang is, among other reasons, because he's got a bit of a crush on Greaseball. I think he might not entirely realize that he's got feelings for GB (or that he's bisexual at all), and just thinks that him liking GB a bit more than he does other guys in his life his just normal. XD
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