#that is legitimately hilarious to me

[catboy-scott-agenda]

it's genuinely really cool to see all the people who are getting into joel's content now that he's joined hermitcraft. as a long time joel enjoyer, i think it's great that people are discovering his stuff outside of the life series (which, as much as i enjoy, doesn't properly show off his personality) and falling in love with it the way i did all those years back.

#i had a two or so year period where i didn't really watch mcyt (before i got into the empires sphere) #joel was the only exception #part of me thinks that i wouldn't be in this fandom if not for him #hell his empires pov was the first one i watched #(which is a terrible introduction to the series but i think that's hilarious personally) #sorry for going on a tangent here in the tags but my point stands #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft joel #<- absolutely insane that this is a legitimate tag now

[strawglicks]

welcome to the Coal & Ice District!

#toontown #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #flint bonpyre #firestarter #cosmo kuiper #plutocrat #satellite investors #william boar #derrick man #rain the fox #toontown rain #rain & william #yea i need a tag for those goobers #strawglicks art gallery #the tags on second img are from one of my own posts #when flint says the satellites are trying to get him in on their schemes this is what he means . they want him head chef of the pizzeria #trying to make the pizzeria a legitimate business to help cover up whats going on under wraps #what if that is genuinely it. that would be hilarious #hire me clash team /JOKE #anyway can we see more shenanigans with the pizzeria .. theres a lot of potential there #satellite investor shenanigans in general are smth i rlly crave lately #and again. is the pizzeria for toons or cogs bc the menu items cater to BOTH. #so many mysteries..

[academiccockroach]

it's 1 AM and I have a very specific bone to pick with a very specific thing I consume, enjoy and endorse wholeheartedly

here's the thing about vampire bites. they are depicted as this little unhinged and nasty but mostly sexy thing right. our guy (gender neutral) gets bitten and it's like ah! it hurts but also it hurts good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). and here im talking about like. proper vampire teeth, non of that twilight bullshit just two to four proper fangs nothing more nothing less

well clearly the person writing the sexy biting smut scene has never been bitten by a cat. I dont mean like 'ah no Scruffy bit me a little' i don't even mean 'oh no Sceuffy bit me a lot' i mean like a fully grown ass feral cat that has never been touched by human in its life and craves the taste of flesh biting thru skin muscle cartilage -even sometimes bone- whatever the fuck you got in your meat sack that tiny needle thin tooth is piercing right through it

and here's the thing. it doesn't hurt at first oh no. okay well it hurts but if doesn't hurt too much ya know what i mean. and it leaves a cute little mark nothing serious at all

but in a day that wound is gonna swell. and it's gunna. hurt like all fuck because it just directly injected about five gazillion bacteria directly into a neat little incubation pouch and then closed it right up. its gona swell its gonna ooze and throb and hurt and if that shits in your neck ur pretty much done for i mean an infection right next to the jugular is just easy mode for the bacteria

so unless your vampire boyfriend gargles with antiseptic beforehand you aint gotta worry about turning or bleeding out or developing a biting kink cus youre gonna be delirious from meningitis with a football sized phlegmone in your neck beggjng for the sweet sweet release of death thank you for coming to my ted talk please ensure your vampire boyfriend employs proper dental hygiene

#i also find the image of the morning after hilarious #no walk of shame but ambulance ride of shame to get the wound disinfected #and yea ive been bitten by a caf recently and reevaluated my stance on this issue #its been more than a week and my finger just stopped hurting #it legitimately looks like ive put it into a saw trap #i mean the cat had a right to bite me but man dod you have tk bite THROUGH the joint #i legitimately cried from pain four nights in a row there was no medication strong enough to stop the the trobbing #my finger was FULL of puss I mean f u l l #and I must add I got it properly cleaned right away antibiotics anti inflammatory drugs tbe whole package #i know what im doing alright but man i never want to experience thag again #one of the worst pains in my life and I've broken five bones and dislocated multiple joints #ive had thick ass meedles inserted directly into my knee no anaesthetic whatsoever and it don even come CLOSE #I HOPE THAT LITTLE SHIT IS HAPPY #roachrambles #vampires #tw biting

[linddzz]

Being the stronger one in the couple while also being a full foot shorter is the best. The real life dwarf/elf couple vibes. The physical comedy of picking my husband up and his feet are still scraping the ground. The confused people at stores when I'm the one who's picking up the big heavy bags as an ongoing theme of us existing as proof positive that you can have an m/f couple that still makes Straight people clock and get confused that something Not Normative is going on there

#the dwarf/elf vibes of us are always doubled by him getting very foppishly affronted by me doing something uncouth #anyway husband is asleep im posting romantic shit dont tell him #also it is VERY funny when I pick him up #doubly hilarious that i am not unusually strong #he has the muscle density of overcooked spaghetti and legitimately medically weird joints #the number of times ive explained 'we are a very obviously queer m/f couple“ #and then people meet our partner and go 'ok this makes sense now'

[rainymoodlet]

i originally took these as example pictures to explain my narrative process, but i ended up adoring them too much not to share!! all the boys are happy in the house, and though they're feeling the loss of their resident twin-named favorites, everyone seems to be getting along swimmingly!

this play was only for setting up outfits and waiting for the lighting to change in-game, but it did count as a free day! ezra decided to walk up and kiss daniel out of the blue, earning himself a kiss (which is just so ezra) - daithi didn't have a problem with it jealousy-wise, but you can bet he made sure to kiss dan right after!

so, basically, i play, watch what happens, and write it all down. i take that list and move into planning the next scenes, fitting it in with the context of what's happened so far and how certain dates/scenes/etc have gone. luckily, the three hornee simbs that decided to share their wickedwhim horny (i updated the mod and my settings reset fjkhgfgj) will not be punished for breaking the rules, bc it was a mistake on my part fkgf

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #;kmik extras #i know this might be confusing fgkjfhg but this is genuinely outtake-play that doubled as a legitimate free day (bc the relationship #building does count toward what occurs and how they act in their scenes later) #but fgjfgfdkjg i did not expect ezra to kiss him and i DID NOT expect dai to do it right after dsfkjh #nobody got jealous!!! it was very intruiging #three sims (cough) decided to have a threesome- rather two sims got down and dirty while i was setting up the wickedwhims settings and then #sim three joined them dkfhfdkgj #i let them go at it bc this technically isnt appearing in the show at all but rather helps me see where things are going #but AHHH its hilarious #i figured you all deserved a glimpse at the boys again since its been a minute since we've seen them ;u; #also looooook josiah got a cheek kiss :'))))

[internal-soundtrack]

More Low Quality Memes of a High Quality Movie

I fucking love Across the Spiderverse with my whole existence

I just think Hobie fits this so well so there are several, I am not sorry. I love him

#i'm not sorry for these and I will make more #atsv spoilers #miles just wants his dad #is that too much to ask #i love miguel but him beefing with a 15 year old is fucking hilarious #imagine being a grown ass superhero man beefing with a teenager #them expecting miles to just let his dad really was so ridiculous #legitimately why would he EVER do that #like yeah no i totally understand where you're coming from despite the insane amount of lies and gatekeeping #let me just let my dad die #makes total sense #hobie was one of the only real ones from start to finish #because he knew expecting that of miles with how much they weren't being told was insane #hobie is the master instigator #he fits that meme format so well #i'm not sorry for making three #i love him okay #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #atsv hobie #atsv miguel #miles morales #spiderman atsv #atsv miles #into the spiderverse #atsv memes #spiderman: atsv #atsv #hobie brown #miguel o'hara

[imminent-danger-came]

"You really think the universe still wants anything, from any of us?"

 "Don't you?"

"Ah, I try not to think too hard."

"So it would seem. Know this monkie, you and I are not so different. We both fight for what we think is right—that pursuit only leads to one thing."

"Hmmhm. To destiny, right?"

"No. To pain."

#I may never get over this moment and that's okay #Just like. ahhhhh. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! #'Take solace boy. Destiny has found you.' like hello???? #Hello??? #Looking at 2x10 and 3x14 together HURTS ME #Why is the lego show based off of journey to the west so good #I'm so past 'I enjoy this' or like 'This show is a guilty pleasure' #The writing is legitimately so good. So good! #It's just a very solid show! #It's hilarious too #I quote it a lot #stupid legos #making me care about them #MK and LBD are the most characters EVER #s4 might kill me #lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk art #lmk fanart #lego monkie kid art #lego monkie kid fanart #lmk mk #lmk lbd #lmk lady bone demon #art #my art #drawing legos is fun actually #oh actually for a sec lets talk about colors #because the colors in this scene? SO GOOD.

[presumenothing]

scrolling through the tag as a novel-only is incredibly funny because some things are different and some other things are Really Different but the one apparent universal truth is that xiao zijin's ass should absolutely be kicked somewhere into the stratosphere or thereabouts

#mysterious lotus casebook #like. sorry to any fans of the guy but this is legitimately hilarious to me #ramble tag

[insane-weasel]

I think as writers we should hold funerals for our WIPs more often.

Dearly beloved, gather us here today where this fic of some middle-aged man getting rawdogged and this other fanfic about the importance of friendship are laid to rest, because the author got really distracted playing that new video game.

We celebrate what could have been, cut-and-recycle those really good lines or ideas, because I swear I'm going to use them, I swear! And drag this poor document not to the great recycling bin or trash, but to the "graveyard" folder because sometimes I like to commune with the dead.

#fanfic #Writing #I just had to throw out 5k words of a one shot over something I can't change/control but I never delete old WIPs #I do just put them in a folder and still backup that folder with my other files #Yes some of my earlier ideas were horrendous but also there's a part of me still there in each of them #Sometimes it's less about the writing and more about who I was I want to sometimes revisit #Who was the teen girl writing gore at 15 and what would she think of today's writing #Who was the insecure fearful loveless boy who over expressed his masculinity online and wrote tough lonely guy characters #I don't want to be them anymore but when I hate myself sometimes it's nice to read what I've written #You hear the problems you never thought youd overcome in the author notes or in the subject and those fears and pain #You also see the first time you wrote a subject #I wish I hadn't deleted lots of my writing from when I was very young #Some I did because it legitimately could cause or encourage harm if left online #But I think I always smile when I see the old “this year is 8th grade” because by golly #Still think it's hilarious I got really into writing in middle school because I was jealous of someone else's writing ability in 6th grade #I can remember the exact moment I looked at my 2 page story and was filled with jealousy because they wrote 12 pages and my story felt so.. #I remember going home and going 'i know I can write something good!' and people will like it! #And then like while looking for some place to upload writing I found fanfic

[inconsistentlywrittensoul]

Halloween:

"This Whole Episode Smacks Of Gender" I holler as I smash Janus' statue on the ground and turn Buffy back into an actual character

Xander's plotline seems to recognise the problem with his masculine insecurities, but resolves itself by satisfying those insecurities rather than overcoming them. Luckily, this is a problem that will never appear again in the series.

Willow dying and becoming a ghost really feels like it should be forshadowing for something later in the series. Like, if she died at some point, we'd look back at this episode and be like 'Ah, the seeds were being planted even back then.' But nope - it forshadows nothing, she's just a sexy ghost for the episode.

I have to interpret Giles' face when he hears the costume shop is Ethan's as less "Oh, fuck" and more "Oh, for fuck's sake." Like, he legitimately can't believe he's still dealing with this asshole.

Also, he really didn't need to beat Ethan up to find out how to end the curse. I mean, "smash the statue"? You always have to smash the statue! Or the staff, or maybe the orb. He really could have worked it out on his own - I think he just wanted to give Ethan a bit of a kicking.

I'm a little mixed on the Ripper retcon. It comes out of nowhere, 'this man of tweed was actually a cool badass with a mysterious past' feels like a cheap way to add darkness to the character, and Giles' more interesting moments of darkness always come more from his position as a Watcher than in conflict with it. However, the show never leans too hard on the whole 'Ripper' thing, so rather than overtaking his character it just adds texture to it, something that is very needed as we move out of Season 1 and characters are growing depth beyond their initial archetypes. So I do think it's a good thing, but I'm glad it isn't taken further and ultimately remains a fairly minor part of the character.

Buffy. you're really just going to let Spike just run away? Not even gonna try to chase after him? I know he's a recurring character who can't die here, but you need to at least pretend that you don't know that. Still, I do think it's interesting that Spike already seems to be defined by his willingness to just hit the bricks the moment things aren't going his way. As much as he's supposed to be the current Big Bad, he's already being presented as a bit pathetic - he can be dangerous, sure, but in a pragmatic, human way, rather that a terrifying intimidating force that Big Bads tend to represent.

Finally, Angel seduces Buffy by calling other women 'simpering morons', and insisting that she's Not Like them. It's not great from a feminist perspecive, but looking at it from a character perspective this really feels like Liam coming out - and that makes sense! He's spent most of his ensouled unlife avoiding people, not really growing as a person or learning how to be better. He's only started being a person again since he came to Sunnydale, and he's not good at it - so he falls back on old habits, as Liam or even as Angelus, especially when he's trying not to seem like the awkward, barely functional weirdo he actually is inside. I'm think I'm enjoying his character a lot more on this rewatch now I see through his cool badass loner exterior to the dear little rat boy underneath.

(It is weird how invested Willow is in their relationship though - it's like Xander is with Riley. And I'm pretty sure she's barely spent any time with him. Buffy's friends are just really weird about her love life.)

#makes me glad Fuffy was never canon #if it had been #you know at least one of Buffy's friends would be weirdly invested in their relationship #and make it feel weird #... maybe Giles this time? #btvs #btvs rewatch #Halloween #it's honestly strange how well Angel and Spike's characterisation fits with later developments #like I know their arcs weren't planned at all #but everything they're doing now fits with what we find out later #and Spike having his minions videotape Buffy's slaying is legitimately hilarious now

[loptrcoptr]

I’m not sure how I didn’t know that Paolini was even working on a Murtagh book, let alone that it was out already, but I didn’t know! At all!!!!

So now I’m ending the year of “live like 2013 me would’ve wanted” by reading a book that’s the canon version of fanfiction that 2013 me wrote. What a time to be alive.

#this was not on my bingo card but I am loving it lol #let’s see if past me got any plot points right lololol or if paolini has a subtler plan lol #murtagh #inheritance cycle #eragon #honestly legitimately someone get me a Time Machine so I can go back to 2013 #and tell baby ellis there’s a murtagh book and we saw wtnv live and also David tenant is in a Dr who special #what a time to be alive??? #me: look kid I’ve got a signed copy of this book that is a better version of your shitty fic #past me: omg wat is air?!?!one #ALSO the hilarious irony is I had gone in to the bookstore to pick up my copy of Mandy matney’s murdaugh book #but they had misplaced the order somehow so I just walked spring and ended up with Different Spelling #Different thing lol

[louwhose]

Shining Smooch Week | Day Five | Heart

Color Scheme: Pink

For @shiningsmoochweek! Chlodwig and Phoebe. I love them and think they are adorable but you also cannot convince me they are NEVER on the same wavelength (I blame that mostly on Chlodwig).

Source of inspiration under the cut

For those of you who have not read Please Take My Brother Away, I am sorry, and highly recommend it in order to realize and fully appreciate the ridiculous shenanigans that lead to situations like the one pictured above.

#shining smooch week #dwight in shining armor #disa #lou draws #chlodwig #phoebe #chlodwig x phoebe #phoebe x chlodwig #have I complained yet about not having a ship name for them??? #because it bothers me #immensely #please take my brother away #also will suggest reading it on mangadex if anyone is legitimately interested #that's where I read it. though I seriously need to reread. #but this scene just lives in my head rent-free. #among others equally hilarious

[villalunae]

its hilarious to me that i actually have models of the car akio has in my possession but i got them like two or three years before i ever watched the show. one of them is pink too

#personal #utena #legitimately hilarious to me that its also the car in the barbie movie but both it and akios car have a backseat which obvsly is a utena re

[pics-that-make-you-goku]

Vegeta: Kakarot, you clearly have no knowledge of our incredible Saiyan heritage. (Knows a basic amount of it)

Goku: Yea, but that's fine! 'S not like I really Need to know about it all y'know?

Vegeta: I suppose, though there was something nearly vital for us as warriors. Here, watch this for a simpler understanding

#DB #Dragon Ball #Son Goku #Goku #Vegeta #Vegeta the 4th #Would you all believe me if I said I am not even inactive I am legitimately just tired 99% of the time to post. #By the way Goku is already Bi in my correct opinion but Vegeta being cringe is always hilarious to me. Cringe trans representation.

[uta-official]

//On today's moment of Uta Losing Their Mind : trying to explain orange cream popsicles + oranges. to Itto. Chaos

This is just so hilarious to me hshskl

#//~OOC #this is so fucking funny to me Uta is like legitimately confused and lost. Itto has officially confused them #there is 1 braincell and it is not w them #itto official acc person you're hilarious i swear <3 /p

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

anyway I made a stupid chart of some fgo servants based off of whether I prefer to see them with the male mc or the female mc

#surprising 0 people it is very gay #if a random character isn’t here it’s probably bc I don’t really care for their servant/mc ship even if they’re popular #shoutout to the random mf who beat the odds and get two hands #legitimately I do find it hilarious how there were 0 parings where I preferred them het. i did try to think of one but nope #in my defense even a lot of the yuri stuff fees very het #kipposhi should be under gudao tbh….I did this on mobile lol #I don’t really dislike seeing (most) of these w the other mc tbh but they have more…flavor when it’s the other way around #source: just trust me bro #when will fgo give me the butch of my dreams….. #my post