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rainbowpufflez · 1 month

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Giovanni homophobia arc™️

#they’re all fucking with Gio which is why Rose still asks about them all dating #the real reason Team RR fell apart /j #they aren’t called Team Rainbow Rocket for nothing 😏#all ur ships can be real if you’re brave enough #someone get Cyrus’s aro/ace outta there tho #that poor man just wants to leave #Archie and Maxie makeout session #Ghetsis is homophobic cause I say so /hj #sorry for the jumpscare in page two (lying)#Gus and Lys wouldn’t actually be dating at this point in the timeline but they are here for the joke #I tried on the French can’t promise it’s right 😭#my friend checked it tho so hopefully we slay (shoutout to my friend tho fr!!)#All u need to know is Lys has murderous intentions as per usual #Archie is trans because I love him #Lys is Archie and Maxie’s designated fight stopper cause I hate him #team rainbow rocket #giovanni pokemon #lysandre pokemon #cyrus pokemon #lusamine pokemon #chairman rose #archie pokemon #maxie pokemon #ghetsis pokemon #perfectworldshipping #hardenshipping #<- u can tag it as other ships those are just the two ones I definitely implied #go crazy go stupid #make em a big polycule why not /hj #rainbowpufflez art tag

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fouralignments · 8 months

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Damn it there isn't enough Dadneto in the world! Erik deserves to know that he has a son in this world and also to be loved because he deserved all the hugs and a huge ass family.

Why can't we have nice things???

#peter maximoff #dadneto #erik lehnsherr #quickson #magneto #I just want this poor man to be fucking happy for once the world not fucking with him just leave this man ALONE!

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hellodolleyes · 1 year

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I drew these a while back, thought I'd post them cause they fit here. I love Wilson vs Hanson lol

Maybe I should draw more

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orcelito · 4 months

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Ok. Real question. How many people Actually have believed in Santa? Bc I never did, mostly bc my dad never bothered with the entire pretense, so the whole concept is just. Really fucking strange to me

Putting an actual poll bc I feel like I'm losing my mind a bit thinking about how apparently widespread it is. Like. It's just so... weird? Why is this the thing people have popularized? It makes no sense.

#speculation nation #polls #like ok my dad's an atheist raised by jewish parents so xmas has never really been a religious sort of holiday to me #we celebrate it bc it's fun to give gifts and spend time with family #but that's... it.#all the lore and mythos of xmas is just so weird to me #like baby jesus etc etc but now here comes saint nicholas with the steel chair! (breaking into your house to eat your cookies #and leave presents Only for the rich kids! why only the rich ones? uhmmm Dont worry about it!)#genuinely speaking my dad's worked at ups my whole life so growing up he'd say he (and the rest of his coworkers) were the real santas #said as a joke mostly bc theyre the ones Actually delivering the packages #but i took it to heart. told people at school that my dad was the Real santa.#no one believed me lol which i found quite frustrating.#but yeah i have never once in my entire life believed in Santa #and im content with that. it seems like such a stupid thing i will be honest.#'what about the magic of christmas' what about the poor kids who dont get gifts & feel abandoned by this all-powerful man?#in fact why do we Want kids to not think it's their parents giving gifts? they cant thank the right people if we trick them.#it's a convoluted setup that makes absolutely 0 sense to me #trust me christmas had more than enough 'magic' for me as a kid just bc of all the cool lights and all the free gifts #dont need some mythological man who can travel the globe in one night and is a professional in B&E #makes no sense for Real.#there was a time with my ex step siblings where me n my sister were told not to spoil the fun for them #so i had to pretend like santa existed as they opened presents marked from him #and even back then i was just thinking 'this is So Dumb'#this is an anti santa zone i guess. me and myself hate the popularized version of this strange strange belief system.

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jrueships · 5 months

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sometimes i'll think abt a Fandom and wish it were bigger, and sometimes i'll read something from a fandom.. and wish it were smaller

#ppl seeing a confident black man : FINALLY! A PERFECT ANTAGONIST FOR OUR STORY!#THE CORRUPTOR!! THE ASSHOLE! MR KNOWS ALL!#i want to be bigger into football. i rlly do #but . omg. sometimes seeing just So Much . side eye shit is . like imagine my exhaustion #and this isnt me trying to be the behavior police like let ppl write but sometimes seeing such. Fun. patterns can be like #idk man it's sad like damn thats rlly how the world is and obvs i KNOW how it can be but it's real wack #real wack being reminded even in ur supposed happy place ur supposed lighthearted little break from the world #it's still not . idk. it's just not #oh the poor pale blond qb just a little anxious baby oh and his evil zany teammates trying to corrupt him oh theyre so terrible for my angel #:/#.. that is. a Grown. Man .#it's like replaying my 2nd grade teacher ******** me bcs i was a troublesome kid and it made her feel young and alive and bad again #like wtf am i corrupting you with maam? skibbity toliet ? leave me alone !!#listen. if it were smthing like 'x rlly likes tomatoes' when he actually likes idk carrots? i would not give a fuck. infact i prefer carrots #but bad patterns have smthing more to say bcs patterns in general have a story #it's more than 'he would not fucking say that' it's 'WHY tf are YOU making HIM say THAT of ALL people & THINGS???'#like i love having asshole characters in my stories too. and they can be poc ! NO ONE is a saint!#but having one just to fuel the only one u actually care abt? having their problems solely be for plot?? & making that one #a SPECIFIC kind of person ?? is kinda giving me 'u dont view x as a human which could mean you dont view x race as humans'#WHICH IS !! IT SUCKS ! THAT SUCKS!#i know i need to just suck it up and ignore it but thats like the life quote of being poc isnt it #ugh #it sucks

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radiance1 · 2 years

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Ok so I've had this idea cooking up in my head for a bit with Danny's title being 'Space King' or whatever.

So y'know the Skeleton Key right? how it opens any and everywhere into the Ghost Zone and the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep.

Somehow it manages to find it's way into the hands of a very unwilling Constantine. He doesn't know how exactly he got it, and he doesn't quite know why it ended up with him.

But what he does know however. Is that he wants nothing to do with it. Even if it might very well be a very powerful magical artifact that can do who knows what.

The aura of death around it, the large amount of energy within it and with how it looks.

He suspects that it belongs to a highly powerful being that he doesn't feel like dealing with.

So he tries to get rid of it in a multitude of ways, even going as far as to offer it to beings of higher power.

No matter what he does and how hard he tries.

It always finds its way back to him

So he just says fuck it and keeps the damn thing.

He basically goes everywhere with it. Cause if it won't leave him alone, he sure as well ain't letting it end up in anyone else's hands without a good fight.

Although it doesn't help with how much it reeks of death. Which he keeps the aura contained under multiple spells that Zatanna kindly(read: was annoyed) taught him.

So now he just walks around with this key that won't leave him alone and that he protects(rather unwillingly but details details).

So far the only people in the JL that knows of it is Zatanna and Boston(seeing as y'know, can't really hide the aura of death from him).

#dc x dp #poor constantine #got unwilling ownership over this random ass key #Man doesn't even want the thing #So far it's proven useless to him #but since it won't leave him alone it's his #he called dibs later and everything #Just realized the space king title doesn't fit in here #so uh #I'll think of something for it later #have this for now

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bungobble-my-balls · 6 months

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BSD Chapter 111 spoilers!!

A summary of my thoughts on the new chapter

#bsd #bsd chapter 111 spoilers #bsd chapter 111 #fyolai #nikolai gogol #fyodor dostoevsky #dazai osamu #sigma bsd #btw I still don't believe Sigma dies here but my poor boy is still going through so much 😭🥺#Dazai looks so much more tired in his entrance though as he should he's just been through hell #also if Nikolai already looks THIS sad and in love just at Fyodor leaving then I'm not fucking ready to see how Harukawa draws the arm scen #Also Fyodor looked genuinely upset that Dazai didn't end up meeting his expectations #the fact that he loses one person who he thought he could keep playing a game of intelligence with and who could keep up with him #then he immediately after proposes a new life or death game to Nikolai #this man wants to play a game with someone so bad

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durn3h · 1 month

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One of the most interesting things about religion to me is that so many people don’t even see the mental gymnastics they are doing to try and shape the biblical texts into a framework that is acceptable in the modern day and it comes out looking like something that none of the authors would have approved of.

#not to mention that they were written by authors at different times and for different purposes #so they say lots of different things #which makes it easy to pick and choose the interpretation that best matches what you want #like the ‘one man one woman’ definition of marriage that doesn’t exist literally anywhere in the Bible #women were property and men could have as many as they wanted #but then once the Greeks influenced them a bit in the New Testament it says leaders of the church should have one wife #so that means the Bible is against polygamy even though every man in the Bible had multiple wives #or the people that say the Bible is against slavery #even though there is literal chattel slavery described in the Old Testament with commands on how to do it #and in the new testament slaves are told to obey their masters #then they say that they aren’t slaves just servants #which is completely false #it reminds me of how so many Protestants are vehemently against alcohol #so whenever the Bible refers to wine in a good context they say it’s juice #and whenever it’s bad it is wine #even though several different words are used that basically all refer to fermented alcoholic wine #they translate them all differently as needed #like how Jesus said sell all your belongings and give them to the poor #then the Bible tells how literally all of the early Christians sold all their possessions and donated the money #and now people say that just means to be generous #and then don’t even leave a tip at a restaurant because they hate handouts

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 month

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Jim Bickerman being Creepy As Fuck with Elaine in Lake Placid; Final Chapter, 2012.

Hey, now. You like a little nip, huh, sweetcheeks? You sure? Hmm? Made it myself.

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unhelpfulfemme · 6 months

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'But I have a plan to present you, between now and your wedding, with seven hounds with chains of silver and a golden apple between them — do I ever get them to you alive — so that when you race through the woods and fell your deer and see him undone and brittled there, you will bethink you of O'LiamRoe.' The words were wry, but the tone, with whatever effort, was one of lightest amusement. Her mood opened to him suddenly, the white brow patterned with fine, dry lines which had not been there before, and her eyes searching his. 'I have had dogs enough, O'LiamRoe; and lovers enough.' 'You have no friends,' he said, 'man or dog. I had thought to be a small bit of both.'

Queen's Play by Dorothy Dunnett

ROMANCE IS NOT DEAD (or at least it wasn't in the 16th century)

#for context he is a poor Irish prince who's considered to be a bit of a bumbling idiot but is actually quite clever intellectually #and she is a somewhat callous social climber at the French court #he gifted her a hunting dog once and it got immediately torn apart by the cheetah of the other man vying for her attention #he cried as he slit its throat and she laughed #also the way that this conversation is immediately preceded by talks of patriotism and Irish liberation #the way Dunnett always so expertly contrasts the way people are romantically with how they are politically and analyzes how #it all coheres with their character #just chef's kiss #dorothy dunnett #lymond chronicles #queen's play #also i know that I am leaving out A LOT in my description #but I am trying to get my non lymond mutuals to read it and I don't want to spoil the many many things that recontextualize this scene

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derpinette · 4 months

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too many males getting veneers when really they should be investing in hair transplants if anything

#you can clearly afford it & you are going to turkey for it anyway #& do NOT cheap out replace that whole scalp you never know how ruthless norwood is going to be on you else you get The Hair Band #just do it in one surgery #i advocate for teeth crookedness anyway i wish i could just yank out my braces to push my canines into yaeba i especially like #that thing people have where they teeth grow atop of others my cousin had that but the dentist just REMOVED them instead of realigning...#really makes me wish death on aesthetic dentistry STOP that madness.#i sincerely believe that teeth hold so much character & it genuinely pains me to see people get them replaced with chiclet piano keys #all straight & uniform uber white colored YUCK #honestly having thin hair as a male is a sign of genetic failure whereas misaligned teeth is not #at least you can fix that with braces that you will later take off ( when will it be my turn to... ) nothing added All You #it really sickens me to see just goes to show poor decision making skills. thin hair is infinitely more humiliating than “ugly” teeth #but there are situations where better teeth aremore of an improvement TBH if a man wants to self harm for looks go ahead IDC but ♯JustSayin #i wish you could have seen it but one time a classmate came to class to let our teacher know that he was leaving in the seventh grade #& she was like Erm why what excuse could you possibly have & he uncovered his mouth to reveal several of his teeth broken & missing #turns out he had them knocked out by an upperclassman who pushed him onto a pole while playing a game #i still laugh out loud whenever i remember it was so absurd literally the last thing i expected it was like a tom & jerry gag IRL #he was crazy rich so thankfully he got them all replaced like immediately but imagine being anyone in that situation. even the mom #i mean i felt bad for him that must have been so painful but i cannot help but burst into laughter whenever i remember

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just-a-tiny-goldfish · 7 months

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We should have GOTTEN MORE PUPPET/ORTEGA

#while I’m at it MORTUM AND PUPPET!#I just want the puppet to cuddle them on a couch or bed or maybe just lean on them in the kitchen 🥺#I just wanted Jay to get to hold Julia some more okay????#I want him to be all cute with her I wanted him to look at all the bruises and scars and comment on them all #‘oh who could have hurt you’🥺#I want him to muzzle into her neck and be all ‘I won’t let anyone hurt you’ and have Julia laugh at him cause she knows he would go down #after one good punch 🥺 poor man couldn’t even knock her down during their boxing matches—but she pretends for his ego 🥺#I want him to comment on the grey hairs her stylist has missed in such a way that leaves her almost telling him to shut up #by someone else’s name

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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One moment in Y3 I'll never get over is Daigo, fresh out of coma, instinctively reassuring Mine with such tenderness. Yeah it made him feel more guilty, sure. But at that moment I was like "I get it, Mine. I now get why you're that obsessed". Doesn't make it better that Daigo is pretty pretty with a wonderful voice and gorgeous shoulders

this ask was so real and true and right and it still is but i am cackling a little at 'daigo's gorgeous shoulders'

#snap chats #wide daigo strikes again #on the real tho no wonder mine wanted to kill himself after that #like here he was about to kill daigo because. Hes Insane #and then as soon as daigo wakes up he rolls out of bed- uses the gun mine wsa gonna use on him #saves mine and kiryu and then without question is just '<:0 mine whats going on- are you ok <:0 we're ok now no need to worry :)'#and then he hit him with that loving smile and that gentle voice and. and yeah i wouldve jumped off the roof too #i could never forgive myself for almost killing a man as beautiful as that idc if i thought i was doing the right thing #mine this why we leave this typea shit to the doctors just WAIT DUDE #unless this really was a case where because of all the outside noise daigo woke up #since i know talking to coma patients can help with that and. well. probably was the most noise daigo's gotten in days #aww poor daigo didnt have anyone in his hospital room to keep him company this whole time #either that or mine really did just sit in dead silence looking at him. freak. but ok valid #its too early for daigo-loving hours <-this is a lie and if i ever say this again assume im an imposter

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snarlingteeth · 8 months

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She pushes her lips against mine

Slots herself into my lap

Her weight pushing me down

The air trapped in my lungs

And all I can think is

Why am I doing this?