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ador3him · 2 years

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congrats on 150!! thats so sick. would you be able to do “no, don’t stop. i like the sound of your voice.” with tommy?

pairing: TommyInnit x gn!reader

warnings: friendly bullying (basically banter) swear words maybe? not proofread

requested? yes by @louscartridge

word count: 606

a/n: I LOVE TOMMY EEEE, no one has ever requested for him so i have never written for him ahhh. THIS PROMOT IS SO FREAKING CUTETEUGYEGFYUWEGFIW anyways request at 11:30 AEST (10 hrs ago) SECOND FICCCCCC

“Chat! Chat! Listen to me chat, I have news!” Tommy’s boisterous laugh booms through the microphone- surely defeating multiple chat members. “I have a special someone here today,” his eyes widen as he looks around the room, briefly making eye contact with y/n the special someone. He laughs some more as y/n tries to stifle theirs with their hand. Chat goes crazy because Tommy is clearly eye-talking to someone off camera. “Okay Chat are you ready to see who it is? But first! Subscribe, give me subs, donate! Most people find me annoying at first, but you might not later so please consider subscribing because it helps me out a bunch!” he cringes at the mess of his ever so iconic intro. “Come in, say hi,” he beams at y/n who runs into frame tackling Tommy off his gaming chair.

“I am here! In England! Brighton! London! Essex! Your backyard if you live in England!” y/n laughs at their little bit and helps Tommy off his carpet. But y/n steals his chair before Tommy had the chance to sit in it. “Hey, you idiot get up, this is my home, and this is a chair only for the big man. Me!” Tommy struggles to pull y/n off his chair, they just laugh at his efforts. “Fine I will sit beside you,” Tommy shoves y/n over a bit making room for the both of them on the chair, Tommy is kind of sitting on top of y/n with his leg laying over theirs to make it comfier.

“Should I introduce myself? Some people may not know me,” y/n asks Tommy whispering slightly, he just nods and smiles into the camera. “Hey Chat! I am y/n or better known as y/s/n, and this is the official Tommy and y/n meetup! I am so excited to be here,” y/n beams a smile spreading widely across their face. There are some messages in chat to talk about how Tommy and y/n met and how they got close so they both took the opportunity to talk about it.

“Well, y/n just couldn’t resist me and my sexiness and my big man-ness, I am irresistible toward the people,” Tommy jokily smirks wrapping an arm around y/ns shoulders pulling them slightly closer. “That is not at all what happened, okay so Dream messaged me and asked me to join the DreamSMP at the start of 2022 and I basically met Tommy and we hit it off.” y/n summarizes. “More than that happened come on tell the details, our first conversation, our first call, or do you just not remember because you hate me!” Tommy gasps fakely.

“Shut up you gronk. We first talked because Tommy needed to borrow something out of Punz’s house, and it happened that Punz was showing me around that area of the SMP and he introduced us. We first called when you asked me to join an Among Us stream and it was horrible y-“ y/n’s smile drops as they read ‘Shut up’ ‘God could they be more annoying’ ‘This is Tommy’s stream not theirs geez’. Tommy presses mute and turns the camera off.

” No, don’t stop. I like the sound of your voice. Don’t listen to them, we can turn off the stream and just hang out!” He moves a fallen piece of hair out of y/ns face and tucks it behind their ear. They just nod resting their head on his shoulder, and he places a kiss on their forehead to comfort them.

The next week was going to nice because y/n loves talking and Tommy loves hearing y/n talk. The perfect duo, the speech duo.

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ranvwoop · 2 years

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I "briefly" explained the fire emblem au, between it's original concept and recent developments.

So. It's very loosely based of of 3H (also known as FE16 actually, it's the 16th installment of the game and the lore doesn't really carry over. I mean it does if you squint really hard but it doesnt) except my memory of 3H fades by the day. A new sequel Literally just came out but uhhhhhh. But I will explain this as if nobody actually knows what I'm talking about. It gets a bit long.

The very very basic plot of 3H is that there is a boarding school split into the titular Three Houses, pretty much based on nationality and heritage. There is, basically, the red house, the yellow house, and the blue house. Five years after the first half of the game, the children have left school and are now fighting wars with eachother. Oh also the school is run by the church, and just called The Monastery. Also, the main character is a mercenary turned teacher who becomes besties with one of the house leaders (... or the school staff, i guess, there is a fourth route) and then that's the house that you follow for the remainder of the game. There is also magic politics.

But. In my au specifically :]. Wilbur is a prince who has been. acquired. at a young age and raised like a normal guy (by Phil). As he's coming of age he's sent to Politics Boarding School to learn how to rule a country one day. He brings Tommy with him. This goes exactly how one would expect. They are very loosely the yellow house, along with the rest of Basically Lmanburg.

Tubbo is a prince by virtue of being the son of the acting king, but not the True Bloodline or whatever, and is very glad that Wilbur showed up and put a larger buffer between him and the throne. He is also a tactician, as the game is like a battle strategy game, which is a Very Important role.

In the Lmanburg house is also Niki, Jack, Schlatt, Fundy, and Quackity. Niki is a commoner, she is still very much the Average Citizen (however, she leaves and joins the church for protection at one point as the political environment at home gets Bad.) I have no idea what Jack's deal is yet actually. Fundy is a prince who has a small territory inside Lmanburg to his name, and is glad that Wilbur is back. They are Cousins, which will be a very catchall relationship modifier as this moves forward. But they were very close before. Y'know. Wilbur got Anastasia'd, Basically. Disney's Tangled'd? I don't know. Common trope. Moving on.

Schlatt is also a prince with a small claim to territory, however he's older than Fundy and Tubbo was sort of coerced into cedeing the throne to him when it was time. So he is Not Pleased that Wilbur showed up. Quackity is also a commoner but has fought very hard for his position here, and tends to cozy up to Schlatt for Security.

And that's the Lmanburg house BUT THATS NOT ALL. There is More. There are three of them, as the title implies. It's loosely Greater SMP / DSMP and The Badlands / Eggpire. It doesn't fit to neatly box them in, especially with even numbers, buuut ehhh. The important points to note is that Dream is the head of what is loosely the blue house, and BBH is the red house. And then there's the Church, which is actually where my interest lies. It's less faction-oriented and more just who I thought would fit but.

The head of the church is Foolish. There are knights that protect the students and sometimes instruct classes, who I can remember off the top of my head as including Eret for the DSMP, Puffy for the Eggpire, and Techno for Lmanburg. (Now one would say this doesn't make sense surely Eret should be with Lmanburg but uhhh. Uhhhhhhhhhh. idk. The whole. king. bit)

But all of this main character material is Boring my little guys are the syndicate. We know this.

Phil is a cleric. He is also an Actual Historical Saint in the church, but he cannot tell people that so Yup he's just a magic priest. He meets Technoblade as a child, and they just sort of keep running into eachother until they're besties. He has an obligation to be an apolitical figure, due to the neutrality of the church and he doesn't want to be Starting Wars, but he's advised by Kristin (one of the gods) that there will be tragedy at Lmanburg Royalty Palace Idk and Phil rescues the child from an assassination attempt, and raises him in secret to ensure he doesn't become a political pawn for someone with worse intentions.

Technoblade is A Little Guy. He keeps running into Phil as he's sort of growing up, and finding his role in the world. He does not like institutions after being born a poor farmer and having to deal with authoritarian abuse in the distant land of Hypixel (of which he tries to work to liberate from Said authoritarian abuse). He is a bit of a fool, trying to find a purpose between almost getting killed for sport, meddling in political activities that he doesn't necessarily understand yet, and getting a Reputation for himself. Him and Phil stick together eventually and Phil sort of helps guide him. It's a Techno origin story. This makes him sound like a bad guy but he's Not he's just small and has become a folk hero and has to deal with how exactly he Can impact a world that sucks, a lot. He develops about it.

I forgot to add that when Wilbur is old enough, Phil convinces Technoblade to teach the school kids how to fight.

And Ranboo. Well. It requires a 3H Canon Explanation again there is a magic war crime group and they do unethical magic expirements on children. There is like a whole magic hierarchy but it's like. It's weird. Some kids are born with Magic Superpowers called Crests and they're gifts from the gods/descendants of the However Many I Forget Saints (Phil, in this au) and it's like status but. But there's the magic war crime group. They're analogous to the egg, here, due to both the abuse towards and facilitating of by the leader of the red house. (BBH is both a victim and a perpetrator of the egg Etc. because. cult. moments)

That's what Ranboo is up to. He only really comes in during act 2, because he is very much not royalty and worked in Tubbo's castle while he was away and is assigned a position of power at some point. (bc the original lmanburg falls apart as it did in canon). At some point he is kidnapped and he suffers Magical Brain Damage impacting his memory, as well as giving him The Ranboo Look (canonically these expirements give white hair and red eyes So). When he shows up he does however sort of jump ship and align with what is Even Looser the church which sort of becomes an independent identity of the syndicate, as it's sort of run by Phil due to Foolish going into hiding.

... along with Ranboo, there is a sideplot in which Butler is also involved. He is worse for wear than Ranboo. These expirements are not designed to be survived. There is another layer of the crest thing in which the gods were murdered and dismembered and their body parts were used as tools. Basically they're looking for the heart of a god to use as an alternate life force because Boy is he not doing good. And this was when I started woobifying Butler and Billiam. As I Should. (They meet Technoblade along the way. Technoblade the anti-establishment man is like Yeah Sure but then Phil is like Uhhh maybe you should not obtain the heart of a god actually and Techno is like. Well. Look at this situation I am now in.)

#vwoop.noises #dsmp3h #dsmp3h au #i forgor how i tagged it sorry #this is all tentative to change and I REALLY dont like the religion. weve been over this extensively #everything i learn about the 16 religion i learn against my will Actually i swear #dissecting god is metal though ill keep that #and phil + foolish being secretly a demigod and theyre still shapeshifters except Though dragons are sick theyre just. animals #a crow and a shark. maybe foolish is like a shark dragon since sharks cant live on land #Idk.#doesnt matter.

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amourphousblob · 3 years

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#origins smp #osmp #mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #wilbur soot #nihachu #tommyinnit #philza #ranboo #tubbo #jack manifold #slimecicle #thats all the people in the smp i can remember off the top of my head so thats what ur getting imm sorry to the one person i probably forgo #zoe.txt

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urmomification · 3 years

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WOOO POG DREAM SMP AU

theres 1.8k words and 9,393 characters of a schlatt au below the cut LMAO

[i was rambling to my friend and this is what came out of it! send me an abt it if u have questions i would love to talk abt it more pls]

(slight body horror/gore tw!!)

slams fists on table rattling any dishes on the table au where schlatt doesnt die of a heartattack and tubbo locks him up to rot basically and his horns grow into his eyes effectively blinding him and chained his hands together and basically a leash on him to keep him from moving around in his cell so he cant do anything to break the horns off before they get too long and one day when technos breaking into lmanberg he gets chased into the prison and loses them in the halls before coming across schlatts cell and schlatts calling out like 'whos there i can hear ur foot steps whos there please someone whos there' etc yk and technos speechless they thought they executed him to keep him from causing any more problems in the country but this is this is just much worse than anything he even thought theyd do and hes standing in front of schlatts cell just looking at him as if hes imagining it he knew lmanberg was bad but holy fuck they just let this man rot in a cell to the point of his own horns blinding him and giving him no aid or way to ease the pain so he makes himself known and schlatt 'ive never been so happy to see, well, hear an anarchist in my life, its good to see- hear you technoblade' and chuckles and blood runs down his face like tears would, few drops landing on his clothes before techno starts trying to get into the cell to take him out of there he cant leave him here sure he was an anarchist terrorist w a murder record but he had standards and now that schlatt wasnt in power he had nothing against him really considering he isnt a citizen of lmanberg so he manages to pick the locks enough to get him out of there, schlatts arm slung over technos shoulder they stumble out of the prison building and as they slowly make their way to the nether portal to get back to technos base, they run into tubbo and quackity, schlatts old right hand men and they try to stop techno bc hes well an anarchist terrorist w a murder record but the glare techno gives them levels them and theyre left staring at each other for a moment when schlatt 'whyre we stopped whos there tech' and techno mumbles 'tubbo and quackity schlatt' and schlatt just furrows his brows as far as he can without sending excruciating pain into his eye sockets before he purses his lips and asks 'are they going to try and stop us?' techno looks back at the other two 'no they wont, isnt that right boys?' tubbo and quackity slink away allowing techno and schlatt to the portal and them going thru, schlatt still silent as he tries not to trip over technos cape or off the ledge of the bridge passing over the lava lakes, they make it to the portal and begin the walk across the arctic tundra to technos house, philza isnt there right now so its just the two of them and techno leads him up the ladder to his room (its not really a room i think its just a bed, a bell and an enchantment table) and sits him down on his bed mumbling something abt being right back and he is with some medical supplies and a change of clothes to clean everything up, they dont talk techno works in silence and when schlatt winces he mumbles a small apology before continuing eventually techno got schlatt as cleaned up as you can get someone w horns in their eyes and a sweater to keep him warm and finally starts asking questions 'how long had u been in there' 'lost count' 'did they bring you food' 'a chests worth at the beginning of the month' techno sighs 'i thought they executed you' 'tubbo chickened out despite me being 'an active threat to our peace in lmanberg' and locked me up a few days after u set the withers loose and dropped off a chest of food once a month and most of them refused to talk to me others couldnt even make eye contact with me, other than the few instances where they said things like 'heres ur food' or 'u deserve this' or 'i cant believe tubbo let u live' i talked to no one other than myself for however long i was in there' techno stands and walks around for a moment before flipping some pages and schlatt can hear him gasp quietly in mild surprise 'what is it tech' looking in the direction he heard techno from and techno says, turning to face schlatt on his bed 'schlatt that was almost 3 months ago' a single beat of silence rings for what feels like forever 'oh. i, i didnt think itd been that long. though it would explain my current predicament' loosely gesturing towards his face 'oh right abt that i have a few questions if ur ready to answer some' schlatt hums and techno grabs a pen and paper and sits next to him in case he needs to take any notes for future reference 'how fast do ur horns normally grow' 'idk just a steady amount my whole life pretty much' 'will they ever stop growing' 'they generally stop growing around 30 and continue to grow more in width than length' 'did anyone who brought u food notice' 'they grow quickly and by the time the person w the third chest came around they were getting close to my eyes but they didnt listen to me, no one did' he sighs looking down at would be his hands 'the odds of both of my horns growing into my eyes and blinding me like this are so low but of course it would happen to me' a chuckle void of any amusement 'because losing my country and my people and my power wasnt enough already' techno stands up 'you had that coming' schlatt actually laughs this time, short and curt 'ok fair, u were the one that took me down afterall' and from then on schlatt lives w techno and phil and eventually tommy and then without tommy (tommy was Not happy when he found out that schlatt was living with techno but he needed somewhere to stay too and techno happens to live in an arctic tundra where only a handful of people know how to get to so he didnt complain too much) and eventually techno saws off schlatts horns at the bend adn removes them from his eyes bc if they kept growing into his head theyd hit his brain and kill him on top of blinding him and techno gags and almost throws up despite not being sensitive to gore and gives schlatt a bandanna to cover the holes in his head for everyones sake and once they heal somewhat he can find something else out and thats how they live, schlatt helps with what he can like farming w phil but mostly spends his time learning braille or something so he can read and techno gets him books in braille so he isnt bored or alone like he was in the prison and he feeds him and takes care of him and schlatt is funny and entertaining despite being blinded by something from his own body and the torture it was like to rot in a cell alone for almost a 1/4 of a year and nights when techno gets home late and hes shaken and the voices are bad schlatt will sit behind him and play with his hair and talk abt his own day and rub technos back and in return when schlatt relapses and gets violent and angry techno will wash his hair and read him stories until he calms down and hopefully asleep and no one told him the news that wilbur died so when ghostbur shows up and starts talking to him he treats him the same as he would wilbur bc he cant see that hes a ghost all thats different is his speech pattern and overall personality and one day he says 'ur different wilbur what happened to that, i dunno spark u used to have' and wilbur simply 'im not sure if im being honest a lot abt me has changed since i died, or so im told i dont remember much from when i was alive' and schlatt just 0_0 and then hes scrambling down the ladder and stumbling around the house looking for techno, finding him in the basement working on something and when he gets there hes out of breath and his hands are shaking bc holy shit wilburs not only dead but a ghost and he was just talking to me and he doesnt remember what i did and and and and techno is shocked to see schlatt in the basement and asks whats up and schlatt just 'wilbur died wilbur fucking died tech why didnt anyone tell him and now hes a ghost hes a fucking ghost who lives in ur house and doesnt remember anything he doesnt remember that he blew up lmanberg does he he remembers my name but not anything that i did what hes a fucking ghost techno hes a ghost holy fuck' and technos just standing there like ??? no one no one told him 'yea philza had to kill him after he blew up lmanberg i thought u knew thats why i didnt say anything' oh. 'phil, phil had to kill him?' 'yea its a touchy subject, dont bring it up' and simply goes back to what he was working on so schlatt sits on the ground by the ladder and listens to him work his brain going a mile a minute trying to comprehend whats going on 'would i have become a ghost if theyd chosen to execute me?' 'its hard to say im unsure if theres specific circumstances that contribuite to someone becoming a ghost but theres really no telling' and goes back to working yet again and from then on they fall into an easy schedule of techno going out and doing whatever an anarchist terrorist w a murder record does on ur average wednesday and schlatt stays home reading and organizing whatever he can based on size and feeling and sleeping in windowsills and schlatt greeting techno comes home beaten up and full of new resources and a side of bruises and cuts so he tends to them, getting better at maneuvering and functioning without needing to see then techno making dinner and then curling up by the fire for the night enjoying each others company as they talk abt their days :]

#dream smp #jschlatt #technoblade #sorry abt the lack of paragraph breaks i wrote this on discord and just copy pasted it #sorry if things dont make sense too! i just started watching a few weeks ago :]#looks at schlatt and technoblade: i just think theyre neat #also this isnt intended to be a ship au or anything but u can interpret it as whatever #fic au idea

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cscoopstreams · 4 years

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hey sorry for not related smp ask but how did u make your own card (thats in ur bio) i see a lot of people make these and i kinda wanna do that top but this shit is so confusing lol. anyways hope u will have a great day ;]]

no need to apologise anon, i don’t mind! and thank you dude, i hope you have a great day too!! also yeah carrd can be confusing as hell lol, so here’s a tutorial on how i made my carrd specifically (link to my carrd here, warning for autoplaying music)

as this is just a tutorial on how i made my specific carrd i probably missed a lot, and if you (or anyone else other than anon) is confused, please feel free to dm me or send me another ask - i’m happy to help!

i started my carrd off from a blank canvas (but if you like the look of any of the templates then dont be afraid to use them)

the first thing i did was change the background, which i did by clicking on the more actions icon (circled in blue), and selecting ‘background’ from the drop down menu.

on the left side of the screen this should pop up

click the drop down menu that says color, and click the gradient option.

something that looks like this should come up! these are the settings that gave me the current background of my carrd, however feel free to play around! the sliders next to the colours change the severity of the gradient, and the slider down the bottom changes the angle.

if the sliders are too fiddly you can also click on the numbers to type them in.

the next thing i did was add a page, which is under ‘backgrounds’ in the more actions drop down menu. here are what my settings look like, but feel free to play around with it and decide on something you like!

your box will be small at first but will automatically grow once you start adding stuff like text and images.

to start adding stuff like text and images onto your page click the plus sign.

now to add a second section onto your carrd, click the plus sign and click ‘#control’.

this will add a dotted line, which indicates a separate section. to get to these separate sections you’ll need to add links.

the way i did this was clicking ‘icons’ from the plus sign. this should come up. click ‘email’

and this ^ should come up. to change the icon (e.g changing it to an arrow) click the drop down menu where it says email. to change the url remove the ‘domain.ext/path’ (remember to keep the https:// otherwise it will not work - i’d suggest copy and pasting instead of manually entering)

there are probably other ways to link to your separate sections but this is how i linked mine (:

you can also use these icons to add social media links if you’d like.

the last thing i did on my carrd was adding ‘buttons’ that link to all my tumblrs. i clicked on the ‘buttons’ option under the plus sign.

a box will come up that will give you the option to change the buttons colours and links.

now to publish, click the icon second to the left. i’d recommend not linking your carrd anywhere until you’re properly happy with how it looks and functions - i had to remake mine quite a few times before i was satisfied lmao

what you put in the title box and description will both come up when you hover over the carrd tab, and what you’ll see when you go to https://carrd.co/dashboard.

if you scroll down you’ll be given the option to save as a draft or put in a url and publish the site.

and i think that’s it? i probably missed something so if you still have questions don’t be afraid to dm me! if you’re american i might not respond immediately bc timezones suck lol, but i’m genuinely happy to help anyone that’s confused.

#uhhh fuck not sure if this is actually helpful #mine #asks #long post #btw ty for asking anon i appreciate it #tutorial

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astroninaaa · 3 years

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Parasocial anon back again to elaborate on some shit since I feel like it should be talked about.

Ok, so I in my old ask I said that I would love to see more people taking about the awful effects of a Parasocial Relationship and I want to go more in-depth with my experience since I know there will be people out there who will judge people like me for not being able to let go so easily.

My Parasocial Relationship started with a Mcyt YouTuber/streamer and at first I thought nothing of it. I liked their content and I enjoyed listening to what the had to say, that and their character for the smp is quite popular so it was only inevitable that I would become attached.

It started off with just a daydream and a thought. a thought that maybe, just maybe, I could have a chance to meet them and maybe even be friends with this person. I'll admit, the pandemic left me feeling alone with no one to talk to. The friends I had didn't share many of the same interests as me and it left me feeling lonely, wanting someone t talk to. that's when the PSR began....

I would daydream so often of this person and being friends with him. It wasn't too long till it developed into a crush, causing daydreams to revolve around us being together. Hours and hours of my day would be spent daydreaming about this shit.

Finally after a really heavy nightmare, I decided to unfollow them on all social medias and avoid their stream as much as possible.

I will admit, I am not out of the water yet, I still have feelings for him but I am working hard to get that resolved. Because one thing I realized after while was that I was not just embarrassingly infactuated with them, I also envied them.

They had such an amazing group of friends, something I always looked after and chased for. They had an amazing audience who makes fanart of them and adore him. But that wasn't what even got me, it was the fact that they were someone who seemed like you could tell them everything they would be there.

I realized that I envied the luck they had, on top of infactuation, I knew this wasn't healthy.

There are still days were I wish I could befriend him at some point but I always try to get it out of my head. As much as I'd love to be able to befriend him, Its not my place as a fan. I remember having a hard time leaving his discord server and feeling a sense of doubt. "Maybe we should Dm him, let's try and be his friend." I left it regardless

I hope that people start talking more about this so that Stans can actually be supported because I know that some of them may be going through something similar. It's a cycle thats very hard to break. Many Stans that are apart of PSR are just teenagers and young adults, hell I am as well. That's why I think it should be talked about more.

Sorry for the long as post, I just wanted to talk about it more in depth.

thank you for sharing your experience, anon. i understand people rarely get into situations like that willingly and i'm really proud of you for recognizing it was an unhealthy behavior and doing your best to stop it!!!

#psr anon #tw unhealthy relationship

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