Got lost in a McDonald’s ball pit in ‘95, shit was rough man. I saw some things, things no child should see. (Until 2007 and we all watched the jar break in that one dudes ass on a flip phone in 7th grade math class) Now that I think of it, 1995 was the last time I saw that damned ice cream machine working.
Someone asked me my favorite question today and I am riding that high: Can you help me make my D&D character?
Even better, they asked about one of my favorite garbage class choices: How do I make a melee warlock?
This morning I said to my infant son. "Daddy should get up and go get his coffee, and then drink more coffee! Cuz coffee." I feel the Truth here is self-evident.
Trying to help Lunes make a new witch cosplay for her Magical Girl form, but nothing we think of sounds super amazing. So if any of you guys out there in the Tumblrverse have any ideas, please let us know. Until then, we'll just rotate between Cirno from Touhou Project and that one kinda hot orange and black witch cosplay Metamorphosis Lilith loved.