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mantabay · 4 months

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Not to be rude, but I don’t think characters about to murder a child character out of boredom are exactly “soft on the inside”. People can write all disturbingly violent fanfiction all they want to, I’ll just look at them weird and move on. But insisting that the disturbing, gruesome violence and killing is “soft” or “satisfying” is where the problems start, to say the least. Maybe I don’t have the strongest stomach around, but insisting that the (At times pretty graphic) violence of murdering a child character for wanting to stop people from fighting is about as much of the polar fucking OPPOSITE of soft that two characters can GET. And is what most storytellers typically use to make a villain irredeemable, as a sort of crossing the moral line.

Again, you’re certainly allowed to write/enjoy horrifying, awful shit being framed as ‘good’ if that’s what you want to see in stories, but please stop trying to claim that graphic depictions of a child character’s murder are in any way what people who ACTUALLY like soft characters want to fucking see. Either label that shit with a BUNCH of fucking trigger warnings or fuck off back to the overly edgy basement you live in if you really hate the SnOwFlAkEs so much you far right dipshit.

You have to know that Sylvanas Windrunner isn't an OC. You just have to know.

#the cake answers #I can't think of anything else to call this ask other than embarrassing #like. all of this text and none of it relevant to my belief that Sylvanas Windrunner has a hard outer shell and soft middle #this is the tacitly funniest piece of hate mail I've ever gotten #are we going to trawl through AO3 and declare every fanfiction written about her canon #“you are now morally responsible for every fanfiction about a character you like.” sounds like a very steep cliff to drop off of.#particularly because most of my comfort characters are from DanganRonpa. if this is how we evaluate morals now I've been fucked since 2014

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muzzleroars · 2 months

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An idea: V1 finds a monitor, keyboard and mouse set up so that Gabe could also play cybergrind with it. He can't use his own moveset in-game because it's too complex to be coded into the game by terminal observation and since he isn't a machine he can't just upload the raw data inputs like V1 or the others can so he uses the same V1 gameplay we use when we play Ultrakill. So other machines see V1 fluidly wrecking everyone and a second stiffer, jankier gold V1 also wrecking them too but slightly slower than the blue one.

they love playing together!!!

(binary reads "no fun?")

#gabriel wasn't so sure about it since he's the opposite of a gamer #but then v1 took all this time to color his character like him #that he had to at least give it a try!!!#and now they love it they play together all the time #and gabe also gets to kind of see what it's like to be v1 :)#he's gained a lot of appreciation for its fighting style!!#cake answers #v1 #gabriel #doodle tag

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chiscribbs · 2 months

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Good luck at the tmnt au contest

Have Some cake pops

"Oh, you know- I should probably make sure Donnie's isn't poisoned before I give it to him. Or that Raph's doesn't have any peanut butter in it. Or-...actually, you know what, I should just eat them all to be safe."

(Thank you! :D) @tmntaucompetition shenanigans

[Grown Apart AU]

#Leo will definitely enjoy those cake pops...can't speak for the rest of them tho.#grown apart au (rottmnt)#tmnt au competition #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #GA Leo #asked and answered #rottmnt leo #leonardo hamato #chiscribbs #fanartmayhem

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temeyes · 3 months

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I've been thinking about the art of Price’s boobies since I saw it, I'm showing it to my friends when I meet them for dinner today, everyone must see his amazing boobies

thank u for doing me a favor of showing his tatas to your besties. BUT have they even seen his bum-

oh shit, close the door- CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!

#sorry sir..... (not really)#im more of a thigh person. but butts are just MMMMMMMMM #thank u for the cake captain price...#answered asks #anon #my art #2024 #call of duty #price cod #john price #captain john price #bravo six

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tooquirkytolose · 3 months

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Let's play a game! What special occasion do you suppose this cake is for

#food #one of these is the correct answer #but also it will be fun to see what you all think this cake is for

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fattributes · 10 months

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For this hypothetical, the drinks, plates, and dinnerware are already taken care of, and again, you're not allowed to turn up empty-handed.

Just like in real life, let's hope we won't choose to bring the same thing.

#food #polls #potluck #if you want to bring something else IN ADDITION you can share your answer in the tags #once I was at a potluck where three different people showed up with homemade carrot cakes #I also had to look up the name for those mini sausages #I know all of these are classic american potluck dishes

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rottmnt-residuum · 4 months

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you're so devastatingly smart and attractive- 95% of that ask is correct. you got the motivation, goal, and what they use to do it. the only thing off is the minutia of how it's done, but since i've literally never talked about that aspect outside of real life conversations, it's impressive that you got as close as you did

#residual asks #seriously though #what kind of cake do you want for the wedding #obviously i cant answer the actual ask #cuz the reveal of some of that information will be in a month or three #depending on how long it takes me to get back to once a week updates

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cyyfics · 7 months

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I saw your post and wanted to request general dating headcannons for Simon! (Including NSFW headcannons if you don't mind :D )

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Simon Dating Hc’s

Pairing: !Simon Petrikov X Reader

Warnings: !NSFW content at the end of SFW part

Note: thank you for sending me a request!!! much love to you <3

Double note: IM SORRY ITS SO LONG I GOT CARRIED AWAY SSKSKSJS

Pronoun stuff: MAINLY gender neutral but there might be some fem coded parts?? With the nsfw stuff there’s fem/gn parts at first and then a diff part for men ^^

And on a third yet different note, a nsfw note: I’m sorry I made simon such a slut!!!!! but also no I’m not hehe

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SFW

- when he first meets you he is stricken, immediately getting an interest to you.

- you were already a fan of Simon and his many books that you had read, kicking your feet in bed turning the pages wishing you could some day meet this man.

- that’s when you found out where he was teaching his lectures, and found out that it was actually pretty close to your home town..

- you tried not to dawn over him in person when you actually had finally saw him; taking a seat in the front row and staring at the man with wide eyes while you rested your chin on your left hand.

- you were amazed seeing the few artefacts on the screen in front of you, the lecture only adding to your fanlike obsession over him.

- when the two of you went on your first ‘date’, he couldn’t find himself taking his eyes off of you; your silly antics and your fascination of him couldn’t get him to pull his attention from you.

- he tried to hide his feelings for you for the longest time but when you had finally confessed your heart to him he couldn’t deny you, and so he poured his heart out to you and asked you to be his.

- he was ecstatic when you said yes, immediately taking your hands into his and grinning wide like some kind of mad man, it was sweet. It really was. When he took you into his arms you couldn’t help yourself and kissed him.

- he was shocked of course! he didn’t hate it at all though; he simply pulled you closer and kissed you back. When the two of you pulled away it was like there was stars in your eyes, a small electrical zap shot through you from your clothes rubbing up against his.

-Only confirming for the two of you that there very was much a spark between you two.

- when the two of you started dating after a little while, Simon often found himself spending much more time by you; he would just be chilling in the afternoon on your sofa or he would be beside you wherever you were.

- you’d have to initiate most physical things, kissing him on the cheek when he’s leaned over the kitchen stove making food or wrapping an arm around him on the couch. after a while though he would eventually start doing the same; pulling you close whenever you sat by him and hugging your waist every-time he walked by.

- the two of you were the sweetest couple, finding joy in the little things you two did; enjoying life when you two would be doing laundry together, and enjoying life a little more when you two would be reading and drinking tea besides each other.

- when you’re tired he likes to have you lay in his arms, so he can hold you and lull you to sleep. when he does that though he often finds himself dozing off too not long after, the presence of you making him feel so fuzzy so sleepy that he eventually just falls asleep too.

- he likes to kiss your lips so so much, he will do it every chance he can. wether it’s a passionate kiss or just a simple press of lips to lips, he just likes to kiss you. lounging around on the couch in the early mornings? kiss on the lips. working on the garden outside? kiss to the lips, while he’s bringing you a cup of lemonade to help with the hot sun.

- he finds himself doing many things for you without you ever asking him; it will be simple things too, sorting your laundry, changing your bins, cleaning your mirror, he just likes doing stuff for you. And you like doing the same for him occasionally when you’ll iron his clothes or make his bed.

- in the far future after he became ice king, and then became his old self again; you were there with him then too. Let’s say some sort of very magical and unexplainable essence was able to bring you back, maybe some sacrifices were made in doing that but he neither you cared.

- when he became traumatised you tried everything in yourself to help him, lulling him in your loving arms when he found it hard to sleep, comforting him when he had his many problems, talking him through it all and doing all you can.

- he became way more affectionate, scared that some day he’ll lose you again, he will always be by your side wherever you are. He will be clung onto your waist, his arms wrapped around you and pulling you closer to him.

- “s-simon!!!” you laugh and try to pry him away, not making an actual effort as he pulls you in closer. “i love you so much, more than words could ever know.”

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NSFW part starts now

- he initiates it a lot more than you do actually, surprising I know. he will offer to rub your back and then while doing so his hands will start to wander. or he will be sitting with you on the couch or the end of the bed and he will slowly trail his hand that was sitting comfortably on your knee up to your thigh.

- the first time you guys had sex it was very slow and loving, many verbal praises and many physical kisses were given. he found himself immediately becoming obsessed with the way you felt around him, knowing this definitely wouldn’t be the only time he took you like this.

- now though? he will not be as slow. loving? yes. but slow? no. he will have one of your legs over his shoulder as he’s roughly guiding his hips into you, hissing through his teeth as he tells you how much he loves you. he tells you how good he feels as he’s pushing inside.

- you love and live to fuck this man. each time he folds you over like a pretzel you find yourself seeing stars, every golb damn time. he won’t stop until you do. if you’re not all that sensitive it doesn’t matter to him, he doesn’t care how long it takes you to cum. he will be there between your legs in some way or another for hours if he has to. only exception is you ask to stop.

- he loves to finger you, because he likes seeing your eyelashes flutter when he pushes his fingers into you. he likes watching the way your hips squirm around, rolling against his hand greedily looking for that high in you.

- he doesn’t let you. why should he? he will use one hand to roughly grab your hip and keep you in place, his fingers making lewd sounds as the wetness between your thighs coated his hand. he will also be spewing filth into your ear as he does so “you’re taking my fingers so well, you’re doing so good for me my love.” kissing the side of your neck.

- he will fill you up. idc. you go onto birth control specifically so he CAN cum inside you. he’s just so enamoured with the way your pussy clenches and pulses with cum as he pulls out of you, beads of cum often dripping onto the towel below you. towel being put there after sheets were already ruined before hand by his cum.

- he loves your boobs. outside of sex he will still be there resting his head on your tiddies, trying to be inconspicuous as he tries to slowly burry his face in them. he’s not slick, you can see the way his head turns as he’s lying there.

- he will hold you in his lap some days while you’re just resting together or watching some kind of film on tv, and then suddenly one of his hands will snake up your side; his lips pressing against the side of your neck.

- “simon!” you giggle as his hand brushes against your side, pressing yourself back up against him as you know just how easy it is for him to ‘roused up. “y/n, y-you know what that does to me!” and yet he still lets you do it, rocking back up against your clothed hips as he suddenly loses all self respect.

MALE NSFW HC’s

(Some of the hc’s above were GN so this one will be a little shorter sorry! Also to the girls, there’s some down here that’s SORTA gn as well.)

- he loves your chest. idk why he just does, I think it’s the way your heart beats. it’s comforting to him. but he also loves the heat your body gives off, and he likes to rest his head on your chest.

- although. he also likes the way your chest moves when your breath stutters when he’s doing something filthy to you, maybe kissing your stomach, or kissing you between your thighs, he just loves it.

- i think he’d be a switch, some days he’d wanna be inside of you and some days he’d want you inside him; and on those days he would always be so eager to get down on his knees and take whatever you had to give him.

- when you’d be inside of him he’d just act like the sweetest little thing, whining on the mattress underneath you with one hand grabbing at the sheets. “m-more!” he’d be greedy too. “you want more, darling? I’ll give you more.” and you do. and when you do he just gives this amazing blissed out look, his cock twitching and leaking cum onto the bed beneath you.

- but when he’s in you? he’s like some kind of pervert honestly, the way he stares at your ass the whole time. and if he’s taking you in missionary or some kind of position where you’re facing him? his eyes will not leave your face, and he will take notice of every eye twitch and every halt in your breath as he brings you pleasure.

- bloody pervert I tell you. tell me right now that he wouldn’t purposefully rub up against you while you’re doing mundane things. tell me. that’s right, you can’t. he can barely even sit in your lap without thoughts of ‘should I move my hips back a little?’ and ‘I’m gonna shift around a little..’

- he will jerk you off, he loves it, he lives for it. he will pull you into a heated kiss as his hand is down below getting you off, stroking you up and down as he sticks his tongue into your mouth.

- he loves lapping up your cum, he will do slutty things to get to eat your cum. if you cum onto your stomach, he will lean down and lick it off while looking into your eyes. cum on his hand while he’s stroking you off? he’s making a desperate fool of himself and licking it off.

#fionna and cake smut #fionna and cake x reader smut #fionna and cake x reader #fionna and cake #simon petrikov smut #simon petrikov x reader smut #simon petrikov x reader #simon petrikov #adventure time smut #adventure time x reader smut #smut #ice king #ice king x reader #ice king smut #ice king x reader smut #headcanon #anon answered #anon request

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mantabay · 1 year

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I saw your post about G3 Monster High, and I was wondering where you watched it. I tried watching the other episodes on pirating sites with ad blocker on, but they don't play the full episode because it wants ad blocker off. The other sites I usually go to don't have it either.

The answer is twitter! Twitter MH stans post links to pirated versions of the new episodes as soon as they come out. Usually on google drive so you don’t have to deal with pesky ads. There isn’t a particular person I follow just to get the leaks/episodes, I just kind of trust them to appear on my TL and they always do almost within minutes of the original air lol. I vaguely remember the episodes with the best quality were posted by someone with an Abbey Bominable icon (unsurprisingly this included the Abbey debut episode which was 🤌)

#monster high #monster high g3 #the cake answers #yuisdad

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heartludwig · 6 months

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https://www.tumblr.com/heartludwig/730891192161779712/follow-up-on-my-little-office-au-anyways-this-is?source=share

Is there gonna be another part?? Where he moves in

The first time Scarab wakes prismo up and he is already regretting saying yes to him

#from this point on prismo gets waken up by a bucket of cold water in the face or smnth #prohibitedwish #ty for the ask anon i plan on drawing them a lot btw #they are ating my brain #scarab the god auditor #prismo the wishmaster #human au #fionna and cake #adventure time #scarab #prismo #i have yet to figure out a way to draw scarab that im satisfied with smh #answered ask

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muzzleroars · 3 months

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Ascended Ferryman!! What does his form look like now?

something like this!!! since the terminals say many of the angels of humans take on abstract or animal-like qualities, i decided to base their form loosely off of a jellyfish with their holy cloth acting as the bell. they are obviously very nautically themed otherwise, with their coins turning into golden adornment and their halo bearing the greek for "fishers of men". their wings are similarly skeletal as they are and somewhat based on how i stylize the wings of virtues to show they too are from a mortal soul despite achieving some human qualities.

#SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER LOL....#i wanted to keep the blue skeleton base and cloth as those are two defining points of their design #i considered keeping the fully body intact #but i decided on ridding their lower half not covered by their veil #they finally achieved their full ascension....#cake answers #ferryman #doodle tag

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moonavem · 1 year

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damn it ! your art is amazing, i literally melt seeing your homestuck arts <33333