#the disaster muppets

[grickle14]

Run! It's a Kermit-nado!!!

#grickledoodle #kermit #muppets #tornado #disaster #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

[theartofmadeline]

new item in the shop–rainbow connection suncatcher stickers! love how these came out :)

available here!

#suncatcher sticker #artists on tumblr #illustration #small shop #muppets #the muppets #art #drawing #sticker #suncatcher #etsy #kermit #miss piggy #kermiggy #tarot #the lovers #theartofmadeline #eeeee i need to get a good picture of the rainbow it makes #I just moved so my place is a disaster tho #but these look so cute!!!!! #merch #muppet tarot

[yandere-writer-momo]

Spot the difference. Which one is me, Momo?

#80s muppet disaster

[disaster-twins-incorrect-quotes]

working on a disaster twins turtle tots fic rn. whatever incorrect quote you post as a reply to this will make it into the fic’s first or second chapter

Aw hella, I got a perfect one for you that I had bubbling in my drafts. Also, you totally gotta send me this fic :D

Donnie: I had a really bad day, and I just want to collapse in a puddle and cry

Leo: I think I have something that'll cheer you up [going to turn on TV]

Donnie: No, I'm sad. Nothing will help me, and I- OH MY GOD IS THAT THE MUPPETS??!??

#the context to this is that Juno loves the muppets #gonzo my beloved #asks #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rise!donatello #chaos twins #rise!leo #rottmnt chaos twins #rottmnt incorrect quotes #rottmnt leo #disaster twins #rottmnt disaster twins #rise leo #rise donnie #rise donatello #rise leonardo #rise!donnie #rise!leonardo #incorrect quotes #fic anon

[takeme-totheworld]

Crowley: "Long story. No time." Anathema: "Try me." Aziraphale: -starts trying to tell her the entire history of his 6000-year situationship with Crowley- Madame Tracy and Shadwell: -just standing there audibly thinking "WTF"-

#good omens #good omens rewatch #chaos muppets #every last one of them #disaster celestials #they are so silly #ineffable doofuses

[ytcomments-archive]

#sesame street #youtube comments #big bird #challenger disaster #nasa #alternatehistoryhub #john denver #the reaper doesn’t forget #the muppets #elmo sesame street #cookie monster #oscar the grouch #french indochina #2001 a space odyssey

[knowlesian]

realtalk i find izzy in part so compelling because he is the clearest example of unfettered self-loathing on display

and i fucking get that, you know? i get what it means when the world is like “you intrinsically suck. you are scary and dangerous and probably god hates you just as much (if not more!) than we do, you will only be acceptable if you perform how badly you want us to approve of you from the fucking rooftops” and you aren’t stede or ed or any other member of the crew: you are izzy, and you entirely believe each and every lie the world tells you.

he’s gross: he’s sad, he’s so very real.

it’s the “you can’t entirely love yourself until you love everybody else/you can’t entirely love everybody else until you love yourself” conundrum writ large!!!

he is sad, he makes me sad, and it’s done in this very purposeful and real way that calls to mind a million people i have met or studied from afar, some of whom healed and some who just… will never heal, and continue to make me sad and furious to this day.

this writing is very very good.

#my ofmd meta #truly: a gross pickleman #a disaster a son of “why the FUCK would you ever do this” #but in a way that’s so real? like yes the fictionalized non-muppet pirate version but so. so real. #this show is examining some very modern and relevant shit through a period lens #it makes it a bit easier to handle (or miss) but it’s so fucking smart #like. how do i love izzy #i love him because i want him to be better and i also want to smack him with a brick #so good. so gross. so sad #so well written! so realistic!

[theredquilt]

Mythical Show Rhett Looks (Ep 12)

#drl #mythical show #hunchfooted disaster muppet

[kermitteafrog]

Fanfic idea: Febuary, 1986 screenplay of an alternate timeline sesame street episode confronting the millions of children that watched big bird die a horrifically violent death during a live television broadcast of the worst astronatical disaster in the history of man.

#challenger spacecraft disaster #the muppets #alternate history #unreality #sesame street #tw animal death????

[stanger-things]

This is what mlvns don’t seem to understand. We drag Mike because we LOVE him.

#he is such a disaster and so relatable  #he has one brain cell that switches on and off like a strobe light #he is the most dramatic bitch and we love him so much #he dresses like a muppet on crack #byler #stranger things #mike wheeler

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Laurence Olivier (Hamlet, Rebecca, Pride and Prejudice)—Any reference article will tell you that he's one of the finest stage actors of the 20th century and (arguably) contributed to transforming the landscape of live theater in the Anglophone world. But this is the Tumblr hot men poll, where it is arguably more important to know that he was an incredibly charming bi disaster who eye-fucked Vivien Leigh so conspicuously that everyone talked about it, both before and after their marriage. I do not have words for how hot this man was. I once sat under a portrait of him in black velvet and tights in the NPG cafeteria, and let me tell you I remember that so much better than my sandwich. I listened to a recording of him as Coriolanus on stage and got full-body chills. I photographed his copy of Richard III in the Folger Shakespeare Library for the sake of seeing his handwriting and his thoughts. ...okay, so I may have a problem, but the point is. So hot. And delivered one of the iconic pre-1970 lines about bisexuality on film ("oysters *and* snails," Spartacus 1963.)

Harry Belafonte (Carmen Jones, Island in the Sun)—one of my favorite things in the world when I'm sad is kicking back and listening to him and Danny Kaye singing "Hava Nagila" together. Or who can forget this man singing the Banana Boat song with the Muppets?? immensely talented, a powerful fighter for civil rights and humanitarian causes his whole life, if you have any remaining doubts PLEASE look at the following pics [clips and pics attached below]

This is round 3 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut]

Harry Belafonte propaganda:

"Now let me say this about the songs of the Caribbean - almost all black music is deeply rooted in metaphor. The only way that we could speak to the pain and anguish of our experiences was often through how we codified our stories in the songs that we sang. And when I sing the 'Banana Boat Song,' the song is a work song. It's about men who sweat all day long, and they are underpaid, and they're begging the tallyman to come and give them an honest count - counting the bananas that I've picked, so I can be paid. And sometimes, when they couldn't get money, they'll give them a drink of rum. There's a lyric in the song that says, 'Work all night on a drink of rum.' People sing and delight and dance and love it, but they don't really understand unless they study the song that they're singing a work song, a song of rebellion." -Harry Belafonte

Laurence Olivier propaganda:

"THEE actor man. You can't take theater classes and not know about this man. THEE Hamlet. Look at this lil blondie. VERY talented. (we are ignoring him also playing Othello, no he should not have done that) He was a pretty baby"

#harry belafonte #laurence olivier #i WILL keep the drag king picture in the propaganda i like it TOO much #round 3 #hotvintagepoll #fuck that old man #Youtube

[ladyluscinia]

2x08 Reaction #2

That episode feels like it was fundamentally confused about what it wanted to do or say.

They open with a long (why was it so long?) sequence that positions Edward running away to be a fisherman as the dumbest thing he's ever done in his life. Not for BlackBonnet reasons, either. Like he's explicitly a moron because he has no fucking idea what he's doing or how to live this impulsive normal guy life.

(It's not even really that funny once they start doing the "Pop Pop" dinner scene tbh - it's kind of uncomfortable.)

He gets sent back to the Republic to reclaim being Blackbeard, and idk if the episode itself even knows if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Like the "welp, the one thing I'm good at is murder" vibe in his little rowboat and the Kraken rising out the waves feel bad, but reuniting with Stede and then proceeding to brag about and compliment murder techniques with Zheng is... not that.

And then his (passably) happy ending is... retiring with Stede into a different fantasy impulsive normal guy life that he has no fucking idea what he's doing in. Only that's good this time? Or obviously a monumental fuckup setting up S3 but we're supposed to pretend it's good since we don't want the season ending on a sad note?

We get Izzy making a great speech on how piracy is belonging to a found family of outcasts, and then his dying speech to Edward is about how he encouraged a "darkness" in him to keep him in piracy with Izzy. Izzy's dying sentiment to Edward is that Izzy is not his only family, he's surrounded by a crew who loves him (unclear when that happened), and then Edward moves into an abandoned shack with his boyfriend and Izzy's grave out front while the crew sails away into the sunset very much not surrounding Edward with love.

Stede is seeking pirate validation all episode but also he's done with piracy in the last scene - again: happy ending or disaster we're pretending to be happy about if they cancel? Wow isn't it funny how the realistic hardships of this BlackBonnet ending (moving into a shack together with nothing but unaddressed trauma baggage) will become funny obstacles because muppet logic. Don't think to hard about the guy who died from an accidental bullet to the side with no important organs because this is a pirate story and we needed to symbolically kill piracy in the episode about the pirates surviving to symbolically carry on the inherent goodness of piracy.

Like fuck I am SO confused and not even in a "time to rewatch and suss out the themes way."

Just a "well they've absolutely lost the plot, huh" way.

#our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd 2x08 #ladyluscinia

[luulapants]

give me an ‘everyone lives’ bunker fic but it’s a complete disaster. kevin is popping pills, dean is drunk on a porn spiral, cas is mooning over dean like a miserable muppet, jack is an unsupervised child with a book of matches and unlimited superpowers, sam is compulsively enabling everything, and charlie uses up all the hot water and keeps posting vlogs about everyone else’s issues on youtube. claire came by three weeks ago and stole the big tv. no one noticed until yesterday, and now everyone is accusing everyone else of taking it. dean has his gun out.

#supernatural #kevin tran #dean winchester #castiel thee angel of the lord #jack kline #sam winchester #charlie bradbury #claire novak

[callsignfate]

Laswell x Chaotic Wife Pt.2

(I laughed while writing these. I've also posted like 3 or 4 times today so this might be my last post for today other than the vote for tomorrow's post.)

Part One/ Part Two/

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Laswell *on the phone with price*: Why did my wife just come into my office and tell me it makes more sense to be called football.

Price: Because it is, ... and I paid her to tell you that.

Laswell: You paid her? With what?

Price: Told her she could hang out with Soap.

Laswell: That's a recipe for disaster.. again.

Price: seeing how they'll be at your house doesn't bother me one bit.

Laswell: JOHN.

*He hung up on her laughing.*

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R/N: Kate, love, why are we out of coffee?

Kate: Are we? I wouldn't know.

R/N: I JUST BOUGHT THAT TWO DAYS AGO!

Kate: ... Someone's got to get this done.

R/N: YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE YOURSELF A HEART ATTACK!

Kate: Says the one who almost kills herself daily and makes me more stressed than my job sometimes.

R/N: ...This isn't about me.

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R/N: So wait- your name is JOHN?!

Soap: Yea?

R/N: KATE- THERE ARE TWO JOHNS

Kate: Yes. I know.

R/N: TWO JOHNS.

Kate: She's going to go on about this for weeks now.

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R/N: So your here for...?

Ghost: To watch you two.

Soap:.. wait? Watch us?

R/N: Kate is mad we almost burnt down the house. Her fault.. kinda

Kate *leaving the door with Price and Gaz*: IT IS NOT! GHOST WATCH THEM!

Price: Yea- don't let them out of your sight for even a second. I made that mistake once. Alright you have fun!

*Later*

Ghost *on the phone with Laswell*: THEY FUCKING VANISHED. HOW DO I FIND THEM?!

Kate: THEY- THEY WHAT?

Ghost: I went to piss, and they are GONE.

Kate: They are probably hiding. If you say "red robin" and you don't hear a "yum" soon after.. they got kidnapped.

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*R/N and Soap ducktaped to chairs back to back after Ghost got tired of them.*

R/N: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO RUN LEFT.

Soap: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU DONT KNOW YOUR LEFT AND YOUR RIGHTS?

R/N: Aren't you supposed to be better than him?

Soap: Shut up.

R/N: That's point what for the British against the Scottish?

*Ghost holding back a laugh*

Soap: Shut the fuck up.

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*Kate walking back in hours later with Gaz and Price.*

Kate: What the-

Price: You duck taped them to chairs?

Ghost: They are both terrifyingly good at hiding.

Kate: ..so you taped them to chairs?

Ghost: It was the only option where they didn't escape and get kidnapped for ransom or Soap showing your wife how to build a bomb with bathroom chemicals.

R/N: I was so close to knowing.

Kate: ...actually fair enough.

Price: Told you he could do it.

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R/N: Price called.

Kate: I don't have any missed calls..

R/N: No he called me.

Kate: That's odd, why did he call?

R/N: ...I don't know he called me a Muppet for saying I don't like tea? I forgot the rest of the conversation.

*After Kate called to see why he called her wife while she was in the shower.*

Kate: Love- they called because they were HAVING PROBLEMS ON THEIR MISSION AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME THE PHRASE 'PRICE ONLY LIKES TEA WHEN HES AWAY FROM A PROPER PINT' BECAUSE THEY ARE IN DANGER. YOU SAID YOU DIDNT LIKE TEA AND JUST HUNG UP?

R/N: I was trying to catch up to you on candy crush.

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Masterlist/ More like this/ Request

#kate laswell #kate laswell x reader #laswell mw2 #laswell cod #laswell #call of duty laswell #kate laswell x fem!reader

[kudoseditore]

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[deadpresidents]

Just want to thank you for your post about the best muppet to be president, i'm still crying laughing that you worried dr. bunson would be criticized for not having political vision because he doesn't have eyeballs and that kermit is a sociopath. Literally the most random comments ever!

Thank you. That was a surprisingly popular post that inspired quite a bit of debate. Sometimes I do question whether I should be disappointed by the fact that I've been writing about Presidential history on Tumblr for over 15 years now and some of the more popular posts are similar to the one where I debated which Muppet would make the best President. Something tells me that I wouldn't get the same response to a deep-dive on the Ostend Manifesto.

I stand by the fact that Rizzo the Rat would be the best choice. The more I thought about it, it wasn't so much the fact that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew doesn't have eyeballs that suggests he might not be the best President, but the fact that he probably lost his eyes in a laboratory accident, meaning he might not have even be a good scientist.

And I vehemently disagree with all the Miss Piggy truthers. She would be a disaster. If you haven't recognized the fact that she's a toxic presence and seems to be genuinely abusive on every possible level, then I don't know why we're even having this conversation. This is obviously serious business, not a game or a popularity contest.

(Oh, and for those who were supporting Sam the Eagle, you ought to be ashamed of yourselves. He is obviously John C. Calhoun, and I shouldn't even need to explain why he's unacceptable.)

#The Muppets #Presidents #What if? #Miss Piggy #Kermit the Frog #Muppet Presidents #Rizzo the Rat #Dr. Bunsen Honeydew #Sam the Eagle #John C. Calhoun #History #Muppets