Did you hear that the Methodists are having their very own schism?!! I do hope they’ll start electing competing popes!!!
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So wait, can fourteen still regenerate again after the bi-generation?
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New family photo just dropped!
credit: Team Theorist Twitter/X
Honestly, its giving bible study.
Tom: Patron Saint of dead children and sprained thumbs
Lee: Patron Saint of childhood trauma and VCRs
Santi: Patron Saint of chickens and douglas firs
Amy: Patron Saint of D&D dungeon masters and razor burn
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hi, would you happen to know where this is from? thanks
Episode 08 — Aishiteruze Baby★★
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5 headcanons for a krakenverse AU where Tamaki's mother married First instead of All for One. (Playing it safe with the weaker but less evil brother.) Tamaki is their son.
Ehehehe
1- Amaji has an interesting definition of playing it safe, because AfO killed his brother's lover Second (and possibly his next and last lover Third idk but either way 100% murdered lover rate) but when she manages to catch First alone to explain it, he agrees- it'd be political, but it would hopefully offer protection to Ozoko and freedom to First, as long as he spent some time both in the city and back with his brother.
2- AfO protests, naturally, even citing that he should be married before his little brother, but First points out he had centuries to do that before he was even born and didn't, so he lost his chance.(Shame about Sorahiko, I suppose) Knowing his brother will try to kill Amaji anyway, he also tells him that they plan to magically seal their lives together- if Amaji dies, so does he, and vice versa. The catch here tho, is to do this, they'd need someone somehow related to both of them by blood. (This is related to the spell and method in krakenverse canon that keeps AfO from even lifting a hand to his relatives, but less powerful) As they do not share any relatives, Amaji and First would need to make one... Fortunately for Amaji (on a time crunch because AfO would kill her long before nine months were up) and First (gay), witchcraft exists!
3- which, I guess, makes their marriage technically also a shotgun wedding? Ok sure why not. AfO grits his teeth and says they must really love each other to do that, but he can't not attend the wedding, and when he sees the little tiny Tamaki he decides he really needs to find a way to brainwash Amaji so he can have his brother back... And his little nephew, who's adorable (his hair is lighter here, closer to Nejire's shade) and a potential heir to the throne of Ozoko. Which means he has to play nice, to ensure they are within his home and not the city as much as possible
4- he also just... Acts like Tamaki is named after him. He tries to get his pods to treat him special so he prefers it to the city aquatics, but Tamaki is as shy about the obvious and forced coddling as he is getting sideways looks, so he hates both and he especially hates how his uncle keeps forgetting his name, even if he's the only one who is honest about considering Tamaki weak and ill suited for the city. Instead of drawing this towards the Kraken like AfO hopes, it draws him further into his own room in Ozoko, reluctant to ever leave and worrying First, who can't imagine trapping yourself with so much potential freedom right there.
5- AfO, frustrated that what he considers "playing nice" isn't working, wonders if getting married himself would solve the problem, get First to visit more, perhaps a child would draw Tamaki out. He thinks about suitable options, but there's not really anyone. Inko was pretty, but she got married to someone on land, poor tastes just like her mother. The rest of the pod isn't really attractive either, and if he picks one of his more violent and loyal followers, his brother will never want to visit.
As he muses on the issue, Amaji and First lead their son up to the surface to meet Queen Inko and her boys, slightly desperate to get the kid some positive socialization since neither the Kraken's territory nor the city seem viable options.
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Yknow sometimes I feel like literally every negative thing I've ever experienced- be it physical, mental social... it would all feel alright if I knew it was someone doing it to me deliberately to get off to my suffering.
Like the divine purpose of being as socially awkward as I am is bc god has some weird kinks and shes edging and chortling to herself watching me fail at basic social interactions. 🥰
...Brb gonna go start a religion about it lmao.
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IM READING YOUR SIR NIGHTEYE AND MIDORIYA BEEFING OVER AO3 FIC AND I CANT FUCKING BREATHTTTTHEEEE HELP ME. HENELEOFNSIFNEKGNSLMFAOFNEIFJRI THE MPREG CAUGHT ME!!! SO OFFGUARD!!! I HAD TO CLOSE MY LAPTOP AND GO FOR A WALK SHSHDHSHND
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