the little mole on my thigh is so cuteee
🫠 ugh will someone please come over and slap my pussy and finger fuck me 😩
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It's incredible funny how much Etho likes 'Blue Fire', so much so that he makes it a main feature of his base and his special attack on TCG
and yet hermitblr has done NOTHING with this information
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God little kids are the funniest people ever. I was working in the theatre and half-babysitting my theatre professor's kid at the same time and this is how our conversation went:
Kid: Why is your hair short?
Me: I shaved it!
Kid: You shaved your head? That's why it's short?
Me: Yep!
Kid: ...Your hair is short. Are you a boy?
Me: Nope, not a boy
Kid, clearly trying to connect the dots: ....... you're not a boy. Are you a girl?
Me: Not a girl either, buddy
Kid, still processing: You're not a boy?
Me: Not a boy or a girl <3
Kid, in shock: then what ARE you??
Me: Kiddo, I wish I knew
Kid:
Kid, pointing at the painted floor: Can I step on that?
Me: for the fifth time you Cannot step in the wet paint your dad will kill me <3
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floyd is losing steam during one of his games and his cheerleader darling flashes him so he’s reenergized. is he mad that someone could have seen his little shrimpy or is he excited to finish the game and get to them? doesn’t matter, he’s tearing through the court and scaring the visiting team.
At that point he no longer cares whether he wins or loses. He just wants to finish this game as quickly as possible so that he can scoop you up in his arms and drag you off to somewhere more secluded so he has his sweet shrimpy all to himself. <3 he all but tears your clothes off in his haste, shredding your cheer uniform into something unsalvageable, and maybe he tosses you his jersey if you gripe about it. You’ll be stumbling on wobbly legs in the aftermath, cum trickling down your legs. :)
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The Noble Bell College ring i preordered a while back finally arrived! Glad it came just in time before Rollo’s birthday
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joel going after ellie when she goes back to Saint Mary’s to find out the truth. joel hastily hopping off his horse to go to her. joel embracing ellie and kissing her head. joel saying ‘you talk to me. you don’t just leave me a got damn note’. ellie placing her palms against his chest and shoving him away. joels arms staying outstretched as he’s pushed from her. the turmoil on his face. the heartbreak and betrayal on hers.
joel telling her the truth. ellie breaking down. joel reaching for her and being that close to her. ellie swatting his hand away—don’t you fucking touch me. I’ll go back… but we’re done
joel standing there, watching her. joel crying because, well, she’s gone. she’s pushed him away, said they’re done. her finger to his face and tears running off her chin—and he’s the reason for it.
joel standing there in the open for who knows how long. knowing now that she… might not come back. what he did years ago has finally caught up to him in, quite possibly, the worst way he can imagine. his child, his daughter, his second chance, wanting absolutely nothing to do with him anymore.
pedro and bella??? doing this scene???
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