#the tasty kind too

[big-jugged-dinosaur]

i've listened to igor by tyler, the creator ten times over this past weekend. nothing else. just igor. i feel like that's doing something for me

#igor #tyler the creator #perfect album #it's literally gorgeous #guys #listen to it #right now #listen to igor right now #if you don't no cookies for the rest of the month #the tasty kind too #listen to igor and get tasty cookies #please #begging #listen to igor

[lovesickeros]

☆ love; heretical and divine

{☆} characters tsaritsa {☆} notes cult au, yandere, drabble, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings blood {☆} word count 0.8k

To love a God is heretical. It is an act of blasphemy– it is to drag them down from their throne of hollow gold, to topple the pedestal the worshipers uphold on their shoulders like lambs at the herders heel. It is the act of forcing them to their knees and ripping that beating heart of glorious gold and beautiful, cruel divinity from their chest, so pure it burns.

To love a God is to make them sin. To make them painfully, horribly human.

To love a God is to sin.

The love of a worshiper is no love at all, brilliant in its raw purity, untainted by sin. It is fear and obedience masked by adoration so overpowering it corrupts. It makes the lamb so unquestioning in it's faith it will never question the knife that cuts, the teeth that rip, the claws that tear. If the Creator deemed them unworthy of the very life crafted by their hands, then they must have committed a sin so grave there lay no salvation for their horrid soul.

But she is no worshiper– her lips speak of heresy as easily as she breathes, her words nothing but lies, cold and cruel like the ice that crawls along her skin like webs.

She loves a God like a lover should.

A damned sinner reaching longingly for the heavens.

She loves a God in the subtle brush of their lips, their muffled voices behind closed doors as they indulge in curiosity untamed. She is a sinner through and through, but she feels herself fall further with every brush of her hand across their cheeks, every touch she bestows upon them like a lover. She memorizes the imperfections of their body like memorizing a map– every scar, every mark, every line drawn on their body like a canvas, her touch the brush that stains the pristine white.

No devoted lamb shall ever see the painting they create in these stolen moments– it is for the eyes of a heretic so vile it makes them shudder, their body dirtied by the love of a woman so vile even their divinity is obscured by the ice.

The lambs may be satisfied with fleeting glimpses of gold and empty words from lips that guide them to the jaws of the wolves, but she is not. Her hands crave them like a starving hound, aching to touch that imperfect skin hidden by the veil of gold that obscures the painfully human body beneath. She longs to free them from the golden cage that binds them– to see their wings blot out the sky, their divinity tainted by sin and making them all the more beautiful for it.

It is a longing that leaves a festering wound that cannot heal, will not heal. Even if it could, she would not let it.

For as much as she tries, deny it as she may, she is no better then the blind lambs following the herder who holds a blade in their hand, glittering like gold in the sun, stained by dull red.

She is a fool, and what a fool they make of her with the touch of their hands against her skin– so cold it leaves frost on their fingertips. Yet they do not fear the cold, mapping out every inch of her imperfections, carved into her body by her own hands.

She has always been a heretic, cursing the divine until she could speak no more, but if divinity can be found in them – in this love that consumes, that burns her hands and her lips – then she is a Saint, praying at the altar until her throat bled.

But in the end, she has and will always be a cold woman with hands stained with blood. Until it is all she can taste, until it is all she can smell, until it is all she can feel. These hands of hers, heretical and divine, will bleed the God from their veins– she will become the wolf to their lamb until the rivers of Teyvat run gold with their ichor, until the gold bleeds into red, the taste of their divinity on her tongue.

Until she drags a God from their lofty throne and makes of them a monster.

There is no greater triumph to the heretic then to love a God into sin. To make a God sin to love.

To love is to be human, and they are no God.

Even if she must tear the gold from their very being until all that's left is something human. Even if Teyvat crumbles and decays, even if it begins over and over again..

She will do it again and again, until the gold can bleed no longer. Until her sins grow too great for Teyvat to contain.

To love a God is to devour, and be devoured. An endless cycle of sin that dulls the glow of gold into something new– something horrifying and divine, in it's own right. Something just as horrid as her, just as divinely corrupted by the sins she carries on her shoulders like a trophy, as gold as the sun and as cold as ice.

Divinity, carved into something human by love all consuming, until it all bleeds away and they begin their dance anew, for as many cycles as it takes.

An eternity, if she must, of dooming this world of theirs to fire and decay for a glimpse of the being snared by their golden shackles.

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #genshin cult au #genshin impact cult au #fic tag #tsaritsa #tsaritsa x reader #rip 2 anyone who expected like. a normal fic lol. lmao. #im very normal abt the tsaritsa and love its so tasty #i left it very up to interpretation what like. actually happens but. yknow. #i just think tsaritsa being the god of love and not knowing how 2 love without being weird abt it is fun #also wanted to dig into the concept of reader being fundamentally changed by being the creator besides gold blood yknow #but the tsaritsa Knows its changed you and she hates it. she hates it but how does one destroy what is divine? #how do you destroy the very thing that has created you in its hands so cruel and kind? #ive really gone off the deep end huh #this is a warning 2 the normal ppl u might as well leave now. lol #lowkey going for her actually straight up eating u but decided that was too weird for my first fic in a while. had 2 tone it down #i also wanted to add a bit of a concept of the constant resets teyvat goes through and how it plays into the themes #the tsaritsa constantly stuck in a cycle of getting rid of your divinity to be with you as you actually are but teyvat “dies” shortly after #bc obvs ur not the creator afterward so it just croaks and then it all resets again and again #but its the tsaritsa we r talking abt do u think that stops her. NO #obvs still up 2 interpretation go wild this was just what i intended #can u tell i have a lot of feelings abt tsaritsa and concepts of love from her pov. haha. I PROMISE IM NORMAL #i am mentally well why do u ask #what warnings do i add here. dont open this fic ive lost it maybe. yeah #covid rewiring my brain or smth idk man

[roselise]

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Hello, sweet friends! ♡

Since everyone wanted to see my fairy dress I thought I would share c:

(I ask you please be kind though)

It is my fairy dress as it has lots of tulle, is very pretty, and makes me feel very happy to wear! ♡

What about all my friends?

Are you happy today, too? Or was it a nice day?? I hope so!

Everyone has been so nice and encouraging to me these past days ♡

Thank you most sincerely!

(It truly means a lot to me and has really brightened my days ♡)

I know there is much to get back to please forgive me ♡

I’m genuinely appreciative of all of it, and promise to reply when I can!

Sending love & many sweet hugs! Have a blessed day, and take care ~ ! XO

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⊹ 🧸 ˚ . ♡ ⊹ ˚ 🎀

#♡ #me #selfie #outfit of the day #ootd #kind friends c: #today was very nice — my dad opened his eyes briefly #and squeezed my hand c: #plus i heard a really nice sermon and went to fun easter gatherings with loved ones #AND i had a big m&m cookie and it was very tasty ! c: #this kind of warmth love and happiness is what i am wishing for you too friends ♡ #so please take care ! #stay safe and warm and happy ok ?? #i am sending so many hugs and praying blessings over all of you my friends !! #happy easter ~ ! c: #xo ! ♡ #🧸 ˚ . ♡ ⊹ ˚ 🎀

[thirstforhelmets]

Cute Daughter -Ganon x F!Reader

Ganondorf: *Is sitting on the floor in your tiny room with daughter in his lap*

Ganondorf: *Idly letting toddler daughter play with his hands while he takes glancing peeks at you trying to ignore him by reading a book on your bed*

Ganondorf: *Smirks* Bold of you to ignore a potential threat, much less leave your child with them.

F!reader/Assassin/Duelist/Future-wife: Fuck off, Gaan. You would have taken her -years- ago if you were going to do so.

Duelist: Also, you’re in the lion’s den, Gerudo King! -MY- territory!

Ganondorf: *Smirk widens* And how oh-so tiny your den is, Duelist. I can lay down and fill nearly half of-

Duelist: *sits up and slams book down* GO HOME THEN!

Ganondorf: *shit eating grin* 

#not your wife AU #pissing her off is too fun #the sex that comes after is worth it to him #man he kind of likes a person who will yell at and try to kill him #beats everyone being scared or worshipping the sand beneath his feet #she puts a bit of pep in his step #also he likes his daughter #uses her as an excuse to see Duelist #also your parents cooking melts him #tasty food #and good company that aren't his people or those he will have to kill #he never admits this though #ganondorf x reader #ganondorf/reader #ganondorf

[rowanisawriter]

hate myself because i should have loved midnight mass i love a pathetic priest i love religion twisted into horror i love a man of god on his knees praying but no one’s listening i love the corrupting power of religion but i just don’t like midnight mass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#i think I just don’t like mike flanagan tbh he is too heavy handed for me #i wish he had a partner or someone to kind of dial it back a bit #the best parts of the show to me were the parts where he let the story play itself out without expository dialogue #the moments in the cave before we were fully aware what was happening were AMAZING i will never forget seeing the vampire the eyes augh #but then the characters started to monologue #i am so sad i didnt like it smh #it has everything but subtlety #the anti lynch tbh #not tagging this im just ranting sorry #but that won’t stop me from reblogging lots of tasty images of father paul lol i do like a man covered in blood on his knees

[natokorode]

running from the thought of your death (@slink-a-dink :])

#artfight could not wait AGSJSGSJS #ANYWAYS MORE VOCASKY DOODLES #looked at ucero too hard for a little and i was suddenly on the floor #analysis moment #like... #i think them always being on the move is sort of representative of them running away #in this case it's thoughts of owil's 'death' #so really star has not moved on mwehe tasty angst #ALSO LISTEN TO MAIRIEUX AND MIGI NI MA GIRL #migi ni ma girl is kind of a roundabout but it does mention ego shit a little!! fitting for them #sky children of the light #sky cotl #art #my art #sky oc #ucero #now the vocatags #右に曲ガール #migi ni ma girl #harufuri #メリュー #mairieux #n buna #also owil ig??? #shes just a silhouette but uhm #yeah shes there

[aahsoka]

I do think the chef wanted Tyler there for his enjoyment of food. He was perhaps meant to be the one person who would genuinely enjoy the menu that night. One last satisfied customer (he ends up more truly finding that in Margot). I think the chef only embarrassed him the way he did for bringing Margot along despite knowing she would die. That meal was not a planned part of the menu. If Tyler had brought his original guest I think he would have died happily as a smore with everyone else.

His passion for cooking while not being able to cook is fine, artists need people to love the things they create. Chefs need people to eat their food. But he is passionate to a point of leaving behind any sense of ethics. He talks down to Margot because she doesn’t get it (instead of perhaps, explaining it to her or just accepting that she has a different opinion) He’s totally okay with murder/suicide (from the get go!) as part of the theater of it all. He brings Margot along with no thought for her life because they don’t seat people alone and its just TOO IMPORTANT and he can’t apparently, ask the chef he’s in contact with if he can come alone. He is fully willing to die to witness this culinary performance. His passion goes beyond reasonable, healthy boundaries.

It would also be grating as an auteur of your craft to have someone who has never put in the blood, sweat and tears into becoming skilled at it to act like he knows just as much or more than you. And the chef did bring an actor to die just because he was in a shitty movie (and seeing his own reflection as an artist who had lost his way). So idk he’s not picky. And Tyler is also still rich enough to afford a table, which is a big factor in who the chef wants dead is how wealthy they are.

Curious about what the fuck his ex did to get the chef to want her dead or if she would also be into death by culinary performance

#jordan talks #the menu 2022 #i think he also realized margot wanting like. a plain cheeseburger and fries made with love #just something simple and tasty #is the kind of food and enjoyment he really wanted #not what. the rich people gave him #man was desperately grasping for some meaning at life and decided ti instead sacrifice it and get rid of everyone who made him suffer #her realizing what he probably really wanted saved her but he was already too far gone.

[smalltimidbean]

okay so...... would chickpea possibly let someone he likes/trusts lay on his belly and use him as a mattress?

(if yes then tell me how to gain his trust he'd be so nice to sleep on /hj)

In theory yes, but in practice, no

With the in-story reason, that he is kept in a secure room that only ~three people have access too, aside: Chickpea does not like his belly to be touched - most clones don't bc that's where all their vital organs are or if they have a pouch, that's where the babies are, so they try to protect it - and he is very sensitive there, so he'd probably get irritated/overstimulated after a while of someone laying there

You could lay on his back, hat or in his hand as an alternative, but you'd have to gain his trust first - And I'm not telling!!!

#bean talks too much #last part is kinda silly #gaining his trust would be like gaining most people's trust #be considerate of his boundaries and show him kindness and visit him frequently; things like that! #and maybe a tasty treat or two will help - he does have a favourite even if he cannot enjoy it like he used to #but yeah in the story he is in a room and he cannot leave so the only people he trusts are Lavender and Chamomile #mainly bc they're the only people he actually sees on a regular basis and they take care of him and they are very nice #his 'owner' (for lack of a better term) is a close second on trust but he does not see them as frequently #this also reminds me to work on the little comic I was doing with him but I have just been working on other things jkdgkjfd #soon tho! after the valentine's post which is definitely not gonna be done today unfortunately #but oh well it'll be done when it is done and that's okay

[esterigermaine]

Headcanon:

So with Astarion living off of blood for a ridiculously long amount of time, I like to think he'd end up pretty sensitive to taste and/or texture if he ever ended up cured.

Maybe not permanently, but he'd probably have to work himself up to really strong/complicated flavors or end up needing to experiment with food a little. Start with small stuff like simple broths, a couple of lightly seasoned meats/breads/veggies/sweets on their own to get used to each thing's individual flavor before trying to combine foods/flavors into some overwhelming chaos of everything at once. I'm not sure how he would do around strong/smelly cheeses, but he'd probably be okay with them since vampire smelling didn't lead to suffering.

Granted, the opposite may also be true because taste and smell are closely linked and he could still smell. The main idea is that taste and smell also differ

#astarion #bg3 #spoilers #headcanon #like imagine introducing someone who spent their entire lives eating only plain toast to other things #the richness and amount of flavor in somethings could definitely be a little too much for them to handle at times #like me and spices #i'm irish and the bland food stereotype is true #and I like the taste of jalapeños but I'm always stuck sitting there crying and chugging a drink but it is tasty #and what do you mean most of my friends can eat medium salsa no problem?????? #point is yall are missing out on this idea #let him experiment a little #not trying to start fights #i just toss out ideas that come to me because others might like the same ideas #personally I think he'd particularly be interested in softer meats and the variety of drinks in the beginning #but may eventually come to accept things like raw carrots #because wtf kind of texture is that? wet and crunchy is such a weird texture and you cannot convince me otherwise #i wonder what sort of preferences he would have #like would he stick with things similar to what he is used to like only partially cooked meat #or would he end up preferring other things since he wasn't able to enjoy them for 200 years #just totally ignoring any sort of texture or flavor that reminds him of his time as a vampire #i mean we definitely know he will still have some expensive tastes but after what he has been hrough he'd probably be satisfied with whateve #as long as he wasn't starving #i mean he would probably have some overindulgence issues with everything vampirism deprived him of at first #he'd sunbathe nude for an entire day to maximize the amount of sun he could enjoy and then bitch about getting sunburned later #point is he may want to jump into things right away but sensory wise it would probably be an absolute nightmare for someone not used to #maybe he will want a bite of whatever any of his companions are eating #giving a new meaning to the existing idea that the party gives him snacks #since he isn't drinking from yall anymore #food

[theconstellarium]

Today I have discovered that I love and hate bread cheese just as Gollum loves and hates the Ring

#I've had it before with no issues??? #but today the texture was initially nice and then suddenly NOPE NOPE NOPE #it was so tasty too #i need some kind of palette cleanser though now #squeaky cheese #bread cheese #🌊 #the texture issued ive always thought i totally never had have reared their head again

[meraus]

Don’t believe the American lies. I just tried airheads and hersheys and they’re absolutely vile with the worst after taste. About to try poptarts next, pray for me 🙏

#I thought oh fun a foreign candy shop I’ll go see what all the fuss is about with these American snacks #turns out it’s entirely un-fuss-worthy #y’all can NOT have been serious hyping these up to the point where I had name brand recognition with positive connotations #despite never even having seen them irl before today #was this the plan? big ole joke to play on curious Europeans? #bro I was so excited for a tasty snack #I had the cherry airheads and I was like ew ok kinda gross with weird sand texture aftertaste but surely the hersheys will be better #and then I broke a piece off and thought oh this is kind of like koetjes reep! which is delicious if a bit too sweet for my taste! #it was NOT like koetjes reep. I had to scrub my tongue bro I had to swish mouth wash to get rid of that taste asap #y’all better not have been lying about the poptarts TT I saved them for last cause I’m most excited about trying those #and even had plans to go back for twinkies next time. but if the poptarts also suck that’s strike three #that will convince me that Americans just have the worst palates in the world

[beardedmrbean]

#g'night everyone #be kind #and get a tasty snack for yourself sometime soon #like donuts #you've earned it #Chickens In The Shadows #toasters and moose #managed to do this with a straight face too

[kotaerukoto]

More moments of Makoto weakness... Obviously he doesn't let himself go crazy, but the fact he even thinks this... He's not doing well at all. The reason why Makoto is strong is not because he's immune to feeling despair but because, at the end of the day, he's able to keep going and not give up anyway

#ooc ramblings. #alex rereads danganronpa // #god. damn. how shaky Makoto's mind is after an execution is always jarring to me because of how strong-willed he can be #i think dr3 is VERY bad but it has some tasty moments that I like. nowadays I'm a big fan of Makoto being susceptible to the despair #vid (even if I think the plot point that the remnants were brainwashed into despair was just really bad and took away #a lot of interesting things about their characters and turn to Junko's side that were implied in DR2) #because he's not immune to despair! Makoto's a regular guy who was just too stubborn to ever give up. who wanted to LIVE. who wanted #his friends to live. and he dragged his friends out of the pit that they had gotten stuck in and reignited their wills to keep moving #forward. and he carries all this hurt and despair with him too #the helplessness he felt in the game and the anger he felt towards monokuma and the despair he experienced is forever etched onto his soul #and the video exploited the incredible amount of guilt he feels for having (to him) failed to save the others in class 78. for having lived #where the others died #yet he keeps going and he will always reach his hand out towards others. his kindness was forged and tempered in FLAMES #god i fucking love makoto naegi. my goat

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: March 28

"Je Suis Malade" by Lara Fabian

#song of the day #just here for a second (laptop's gonna die too actually) before I go into this meeting and then hopefully straight to sleep #(sleep after not in the meeting) #the Thursday meeting to plead for the lift of my project has been moved to Tuesday. I worry I'm a fish exhausting myself on the line #I should have slept but I didn't! or I kind of did but it didn't work #I did make a giant pot of really tasty soup #the last cabbage from storage and some new spring garlic greens and carrots and potatoes and polish sausage and a ton of mushroom stock #I had no idea what I was going to make when I started it--just started chopping things--and I'm so glad it worked out #this song played while I cooked and I love it--big voice for days and days #I worked with guy from France for a semester and we talked about music a lot #he thought it was very funny that I listened to so many genres and still it was all in English #it's interesting and humbling thing how privileged we are to have access to so much of the internet in our first language #so much media available all the time #anyway I do know not only all the words to a handful of Lara Fabian songs but also I brushed up on my French so I could understand her #gorgeous gorgeous voice. incredible music #I forget where I was really going with this. I gotta get some sleep

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

in other news I’ve been spending my commutes day dreaming up a fic where we just drop s3 Klaus in the middle of s1 and let him run riot please add your own suggestions to this scenario below <3

#it’s just such a tasty premise to me #mainly cos my boys had the good character development #he’s just so present in s3 with his powers and his plot and his relationships with his siblings #I’d love to see how a) the sibs would react to a slightly more ‘sober’ number 4 AND b) how klaus would try to explain and or fix everything #AND OG Ben reunions with the added spice of ‘wait has number 4 kind of got his shit together???’ #can’t decide if I’d have s1 Klaus there too #cos what’s better than 1 klaus AND cool angsty ‘have we found dave?’ ‘what do you mean dad killed us?’ opportunities #but also I just love the image of klaus popping into existence where his old self used to be and running riot #Im imagining him appearing just after five comes back in the day that was #cos I love the idea of five being like ‘shut up everyone i time travelled I have the answers’ and then s3 Klaus being like ‘lol BET’ #uRGH so much potential #there’s just something great about showing off how far a characters grown #especially when they’ve always been underestimated #just a very sexy trope #I will probably never write it #but if someone has PLEASE GIMME #tua #the umbrella academy #Klaus hargreeves #shut up min

[tonariofjananda]

Good night, sweet prince.

Based off @alphaofdarkness ‘s Wing! AU

#Bonchien Nicoli La Tasty Peach Uralis #Bonchien #my art #To Your Eternity #Fumetsu No Anata E #To You The Immortal #AHHHHHH didn’t get a chance to cross post this cuz I was at a 3 hour movie lol waaaaaaah!!! I been thinking bout him all day!!! #actually it’s kind of fitting to post this rn it’s nightime where I’m at #anyway #I would have lined and/or colored this in (that was the plan actually) but I fell in love with how soft it was #like I was gonna draw him with his full armor too but I realized belatedly I didn’t want to figure out how that would work with his wings 😭 #and so I left him shirtless and drew some closed eyes as placeholders and then on a whim I gave him a pillow #and it became this soft thing!!!! 😭❤️ like he got tuckered out halfway through taking off his armor and just conked out :’O #I’m just sooo quietly in love with this… it was gonna be a little more silly/‘sexy’ so idk how this even happened lol #ANYWAY. I’d talk more about this art #BUT THIS AU GRIPPED ME BY THE HAIR AND WOULD NOT LET GO it’s so fun and I’m just AHHHH #like March AND Eko’s Itty bitty baby wings ;0; and Messar having the most preened wings #Messar 100% has a full care routine in place for those wings and I KNOW he’ll never admit it #GUGU’S BEING FIREPROOOOOOFFFF which I feel also adds an extra layer to when he and Kai wrap their wings around the whole group #like!!!! they’re extra safe!!!!!!!!!!! #and Tonari’s POISON COAT GGRRRR IM GOING FERAL but also like I’m thinking of that one scene from the movie Holes #where the lady paints her nails with poison and I’m just imagining Tonari plucking one of her own wings to write with whenever she needs to #like it’s an inconspicuous weapon too like she’s writing and next second WHAM feather to the throat 😩❤️ #HAIRO’S THO. THAT ONE WAS INSPIRED. It hurts my heart that he has a complicated relationship with his wings but it’s so beautiful like #he has a disability!!! he now works harder to use his wings than anyone else!!!!! #and it’s kinda nice in a way cuz I feel like this could be a way for him and Eko to bond #since they both have had trouble with flying and whatnot #given her having a few wings that are smaller than the other like I kinda like the idea of him taking out Eko and March to practice flying #… gosh Kai and Gugu wrapping their wings around anyone I didn’t mean to circle back to this #but wow this AU has my whole heart Alpha I love it!!!