#the vampires assistant

[measlybeesly]

Josh Hutcherson has haunted me at every stage of my life.

When I was a kid, he was Walter from Zathura, Carl from RV, Jesse from Bridge to Terabithia, Steve from The Vampires Assistant, and Sean from Journey to the Center of the Earth. Then, when I was a teen, he was Peeta from The Hunger Games. Now that I'm an adult, he's Mike from FNAF. I can't escape Josh Hutcherson.

#josh hutcherson #zathura #rv #bridge to terabithia #the vampires assistant #journey to the center of the earth #the hunger games #five nights at freddy's #fnaf

[theclassymike]

Recent fan encounters with Josh Hutcherson.

#josh hutcherson #he looks great #journey to the center of the earth #journey 2 the mysterious island #bridge to terabithia #the hunger games #peeta mellark #detention #red dawn #the forger #7 days in havana #the kids are all right #the vampires assistant #paradise lost #in dubious battle #tragedy girls #the disaster artist #burn #future man #hulu future man #actor #talented #hot guy #gorgeous guy #one of my faves

[thisdreamsalive]

In light of the Josh Hutcherson renaissance, does it kill anyone else that we didn't get to see more of him as Steve in CDF? If they had made a more faithful adaptation (maybe for slightly older audiences) I think he would have been phenomenal

#my comfort movie tho #14 year special interest #josh hutcherson my beloved #forever white boy of the month #josh Hutcherson #cirque du freak #cdf #the saga of darren shan #saga of darren shan #darren shan #steve leonard #steve leopard #the vampires assistant

[buttercupthg]

Tell me my husband doesn’t look like josh hutcherson? This is a picture of him at like 15

I been with him almost ten years, and had a huge crush on josh, them childhood crushes be something serious lol

#Peeta Mellark #team peeta #the hunger games #catching fire #peeta supremacy #the hunger games peeta #josh hutcherson #everlark #mockingjay #peeta smut #peeta katniss #Escobar #red dawn #detention #the forger #7 days in Havana #the vampires assistant #journey to the center of the world #bridge to terabithia #Zarathustra #zathura #the Manhattan #firehouse dog #the disaster artist #five nights at freddy's #hunger games #i love peeta #thg peeta #fnaf #fnaf movie

[dirt-cinema]

cirque du freak: the vampire’s assistant (2009) | dir. paul weitz

“Life may be meaningless, but death I still have hope for.”

#screencaps #cirque du freak #darren shan #the vampires assistant #paul weitz

[perkiset]

New headcanon: after Leslie dies, Jesse still visits sometimes. Except, terabithia was never imaginary. And sometimes, when he goes back, it's different. Once, he meets a vampire Once, he led a rebellion and saved a country. Another, he fought living animatronics in a Pizzeria.

#josh hutcherson #headcanon #hunger games #the bridge to terabithia #fnaf #fnaf movie #the vampires assistant

[disastersiblingsau2point0]

Darren (@ Sam): "So anyways, Evra's snake got out and it was definitely Steve's fault-"

Steve: "OBJECTION BOY TF? I AM GUILTY OF NO SUCH CRIMES!"

Evra: "I told him to stay out of the fucking tent while Bippo was preparing to shed! Do you have any idea how many places an antsy snake with peeling skin could be hiding?..."

Larten (@ Hibernius): "Parenthood literally does not pay enough."

#cirque du freak #darren shan #disastersiblingsau #the vampires assistant

[moneycheats]

silas straud / alice lockwood

#just a lonely vampire and his trusted assistant #he's the blacksheep of the straud family </3 like the forgotten prince #[idk what i'm talking about] #and the lockwoods have been workin hand in hand with the strauds for centuries as house servants #so alice was born into this role but always worked on the main manor #but recently switched to silas' estate #hehehe #i'm trying so hard to like this game again #ts4 #the sims 4

[maarigolds]

vampire media go brrrr

#look i have yet to see #renfield #but this is the vibe i'm getting #correct me if i'm wrong #interview with the vampire 2022 #iwtv 2022 #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #i could also add in the vampire's assistant but that's way too niche #nicholas hoult #nicholas cage #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #iwtv #update: i have seen it and i was right

[the-daycare-assistant]

That moment when your animatronic coworkers turn into vampires and find you in the middle of the forest picking flowers.

Vampire AU from @xitsensunmoon

#listen yall #listen #xitsen’s vampire AU has me in a CHOKEHOLD I JUST #MMMM good shit #also an excuse to make FNAF! Sam a super cool and sexy outfit for the times #but ever since I saw xitsen’s art I was like- I wanna be your friend #so I’m gonna draw them so much damn art as a gateway to friendship #five nights at freddy's #sun fnaf #daycare attendant #the daycare assistant #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf self insert #moon fnaf #vampire AU #vampire moondrop #vampire sundrop

[starrysharks]

is this spoilers? only if you're dr novocaine

#zeno's art #ocs #reassassination #carmilla cavity #alright let me explain: #cavity is novocaine's assistant who is a) a vampire and b) madly in love with novocaine #novo is oblivious to both of these facts #cavity also despises savory with a passion because he's taking all of novocaine's attention and he doesn't even like her!!!! #also reassassination fun fact: monsters/non-humans/ghosties/ghoulies are all called inhumans #geddit? inhuman? inhumane? #idk what i'm yapping about

[thisdreamsalive]

16 | 26

I first met Darren 10 years ago.

At the time, I was trying to convince my parents to let me study journalism in college so I could be a writer - to much resistance - so when I met Darren I asked if he had any advice. My mam happened to come back into the shop while he was talking to me and heard our conversation and she seemed to warm up to the idea after that.

I met him again when I was still in college but that photo is lost forever.

Today, I got to tell him I write for a living and I get to review his books. He was so chuffed.

Look at what he wrote

#the NICEST PERSON #darren shan #shandom #the saga of darren shan #saga of darren shan #cirque du freak #cdf #the vampire's assistant #the vampires assistant

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

“Dazai’s a better partner for Chuuya” “Fyodor’s a better partner for Chuuya” “He’s working with Dazai!” “He’s working with Fyodor!”

No. Ditch them both, take Sigma, and get the fuck out of there, please Chuuya I believe in you

#for legal purposes this is a joke but honestly Chuuya doesn’t need help saving himself or going on his potential villain arc #he can do that himself no supergenius assistance needed #anyways. I think he’s not a vampire anymore and that he succeeded in fighting it off. weird we haven’t seen his eyes otherwise #bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd chapter 105.5 #bsd chuuya #storyrambles

[ashesinmytomatoes]

Even in death, may you be triumphant

#cirque du freak #darren shan #larten crepsley #Killers of the Dawn #angsty fanart #vampire's assistant #vampire

[bound-vivisection]

Just had the godly idea of Vampire!Eddie and Diabetic!Steve. Eddie being able to smell whenever Steve is about to have a dip in blood sugar, or a dangerous high. Steve doesn’t even realize it at first when Eddie is pressing snacks into his hand after forgetting he hasn’t eaten. Or when he is asking him if he has taken his insulin before he has even started to notice the headache growing.

#feel free to add to this #basically eddie is a diabetic assist dog #steddie #steveddie #steve x eddie #vampire eddie #kas eddie munson #diabetic steve harrington

[howlsmovinglibrary]

wanted something fluffy so bought two booktok fantasy romance recs and??? i am begging for books to be good again. like i am on my knees.

#i actually wanted something silly??? but i also want something GOOD. yknow what im saying? #personal #booklr #look i am not about to throw stones on booktok from my booklr porch like an old lady BUT WHERE ARE THE GOOD BOOKS IM BEGGINGGGGGG #this post is bought to you by A Curse For True Love. My Roomate Is a Vampire. and Assistant to the Villain. #like i am literally down for a book that reads like fanfic but i want it to be GOOD FANFIC like come on now!