#the way of a law student

[absolutely-not-my-main-blog]

I sincerely think if Dennis Reynolds and Jeff Winger were to makeout, it would benefit them both immensely, in fact, it’d be good for their health

#jeff winger #dennis reynolds #wait wait okay they run into each other because Jeff’s a student and Dennis is out looking for his usual college girl type he’s so set on #but like they both come to the realization that’s not what they want anymore/never what they wanted or what will make them happy #because they see reflections of themselves in each other #and after having a wild whirlwind affair or one night stand they part ways each changed by the experience #and Dennis comes home and tells Mac how he feels #and Jeff tentatively accepts the dean’s invite to a dinner or something #text #anmmbposts #and also the next time the gang needs a lawyer Dennis is like I know a guy so they don’t have to use uncle jack anymore #and Jeff takes The Lawyer completely off guard and absolutely destroys him #and Charlie gets to excitedly talk with him about bird law to which Jeff either tells him hey greendale actually has a class on that #or hey you could teach a class on that at greendale #ignore me writing my silly crossover fanfic in the tags I’m at work and the thoughts are suddenly vibing #and they become like amicable sorta exes and if they ever meet each other’s friends do you think Mac and Shirley would bond over religion? #do you think Britta and Dee would get along? #I think Charlie might have fun playing games or building forts with troy and abed they could play night crawlers together #help me my mind keeps going

[lawstrugglesbt]

This case I’m working on is about a medical topic

Time to find a cute med student to ask questions for “research purposes”😌😏

#I’m way too shy I’ll just Google any questions I have #but this is a great prompt for a college au #I’m gonna spend all day reading fanfics again #law student #law school #college #college memes #student #student memes #study #law #lawyer #german law #med student

[hella1975]

stop posting about dabihawks my New Year’s resolution was to be normal and I can’t do that under these conditions

spoken like someone who’s already failed 🤨

#getting really mixed messages here guys. guess I will have to keep posting to find a more accurate average #law of large numbers innit <- econ student 😏 #YOU WANT TO JOIN IN SOOOO BAD YOU THINK MY SPECIFIC WAY OF DEMENTING MYSELF VIA DABIHAWKS CONSUMPTION IS SOOO INTRIGUING #ask #dabihawks

[hotvampireadjacent]

Putting the finishing touches to this document I spent a week working on bc it’s a chart for a giant case. Found out how to do a neat trick in excel to present it nicely.

Gonna get a good grade in working in a law firm, which is both normal and possible to achieve

#hurff durff #to be slightly fair law students have to work as a law clerk which is a lot of the same work I do so in a way it is possible to get a good #grade here

[masgwi]

#law student #I will be a lawyer soon!!! #the rest of the stuff I have to do is mostly procedural the hard part is over #bar exam #DONE #passed with flying colours on my first attempt #did way better than expected #I'm so happy with my results

[vroomvroomcircuit]

Istg, I researched this whole ass opinions fight so beautifully and carefully, if the corrector person isn't crying at it, they don't have any feelings and I will find their address and-

#vrooms talking #opinion fights between literature and court rulings and the way i portrayed them in my very first law paper as a wee first year student #nearly had me fail that paper #I had 7 point which is average and average in law means amzing #and this person just took away three points for this and another couple things #and I need 4 points to not faul (which means 50 % right of the case solution) #and that is basically university villain origin story #that last years criminal law paper that got obliterated by the corrector #i took 24 hours off of life and social interactions and cried the whole time after finding out I failed it with 2 points

[ultrapossenemoobligatur]

13.01.23 | friday

it’s friday the 13th, so of course my student id got suspended when i tried paying for my lunch and i was in horrible pain for most of the day 🙃 my exam in the french constitutional law td went okay however, better than i expected, anyway, so at least that didn’t completely kill my mood. i’ll be unproductively watching netflix until my floorball training and go back to studying tomorrow.

♬ - repeat until death (novo amor)

#studyblr #lawblr #study blog #study inspo #studyspo #law studyblr #law student #study motivation #don’t be fooled by the picture by the way i almost never use my code civil haha

[emeraldcreeper]

Love how twitter is very mildly exploding about the cas fron spn and of turbo hell on election night fame’s actor guy saying his character is gay in the oddest way possible, I’ve gotten my news for since he went to superhell for being gay in the format of him confessing his love to dean and then the response being news, it is not new to me nor the tumblrinas we’ve been throwing those sad little men into a meme format based time loop for years of infinite confession and random (shockingly helpful and a sort of fun way to receive information) news, and it took the actor saying it (on the last day of pride, you go girlie, I guess) for the twitter users to believe it I guess? Fellas is it gay for a man to say he loves another man??? Apparently not to the remaining twitter girlies!

#I mean it’s confession meme newsworthy the way he tweeted it #with supreme court is a ghoul group of ghouls who kill good laws now #ps remember that gay dude I played in that old tv show? he’s gay #like yeah sure gay people can be discriminated against affirmative action is gone and student loan relief is shot down but my guy? gay #it’s as funny as him coming out and going back in

[writedisaster]

i was doing some research on what law school would have been like for Jules and i just.

wow!

#//for context ''classes'' here means like the graduating cohort of each year. rather than the students of a particular course #//as a millennial (me) i think it's way too easy to forget how little removed we are from it being noteworthy #//that ALMOST every law school graduating class had 5 (five!) entire women in it #//(maybe more. imagine.) #//but Jules is not forgetting that shit. at all #abt.jules.tbt

[secretceremonials]

1st term of formal classics study done!

I’m genuinely so happy, I feel like I’ve found my people

I still drink more than I should, I’m anxious a lot, and some days getting out of bed is a struggle, but everything feels a bit less dark

I know I made the right decision, even if nobody (except the wonderful Natalie Haynes, who I met, and nearly cried in front of a few days ago) agrees

Please do what you want. You’re probably not due to die for ages yet. Do what makes you happy. Everything will work itself out. I love you all

#classics student #I’ll never stop feeling guilt for dropping out of one of the worlds best law schools to read old shit #but honestly idc #I know I’m going to be broke but I’ve never wanted kids so all will be well #do what will make you happy #the fates work in mysterious ways xx

[woolydemon]

Ok so basically I think Daphne Blake (of Scooby Doo fame) should have a minor in fashion design and a major in Law. She's studying to be an attorney

#rando thoughtz #this is from an in depth convo with my friends (one being a fellow scooby enjoyer) abt how we would approach a modern scooby doo reboot #and were like. 1) lets make them college students thats way better than having them be high school students #and we're like well of course Daphne would study fashion #but my brain was like ''ok. so shes klavier g core what if . she studied law'' #if he can be a rockstar and a prosecutor SHE can be a fashion designer and attorney. both at the same time #i know this makes her v similar to elle woods and i would not be lying that i was thinking of her during this moment #but the key differences between them are deffo there #like for one daphne is doing both law and fashion (and didnt rlly need convincing to go for law she was already into it from the start) #and other thing daphne is more jock in comparison she is A Biker and very athletic. she does martial arts #AND third which i think is most important is that daphne is more of a mean girl #BUT I NEED TO BE SPECIFIC ON THIS #elle tends to be much more nice and kind even when shes playing dumb #Daphne does not do that #shes a lot more visibly assertive and tends to snap at ppl if she feels its right to #and when she plays dumb she's more goading abt it like #shes not like ''oh! haha is this low viscosity rayon? And top loop stitching?'' #NO daphne is like Daphne is ''Low viscosity nylon? I won't accept anything less. It also has the top loop stitching of course?'' #like literally baiting them more just to go ''lol syke i played you for a FOOL'' #she is more mean about it #BUT do not get her wrong she is actually a nice person & very good friend #its just she does not have mercy if u face her as an opponent #and thats why daphne is the ace attorn- #oh my god i also forgot to mention the importance of her being in law shes the one that knows all the legal shit for ghe Mystery gang #she knows all the legal parameters. invaluable knowledge for the team

[zombinary]

taff n jim met in college i think

#he was on a sports scholarship and she was some kinda law major #the way to taffs heart is through her stomach and thats basically what happened. he made cookies for some party she was hosting #taff thought that was very sweet and unexpected from such a goofy guy like him #they were both once young kinda irresponsible students...funny to think abt knowing how taff ended up #Taff OC

[cloneboywonder]

#I gave my mommy a bartskull for her car and she hung it up right away :3 #my student cancelled so I didn’t go hang out so I just went right to my moms and we went to Starbucks and to a couple stores #and then we went home and planned costume stuff #and I wanted a hair cut so bad and the only appointment they had was like IMMEDIATELY so we left and then me and my mom both got one #we look so good I love her #and then we went and got lunch w her husband my buddy and then I hung out w Andy and we watched law and order I love barba I love making #like ytp sounds when he comes on screen and andy repeats them I love goofer to goofer interactions #and my mom was tired so she went to sleep while we watched and then when she got up we started costume stuff for real #we have like 3 of the pieces half done but we need to go get a special foot for the sewing machine or something #idk she’s the genius I’m just there #me and Lydia are gonna look so so so insane at the Boston concert I’m so excited #I need to make a bunch more bracelets I want to just give them away again #and it stormed super bad on the way home I was worried my car was going to get struck by lighting and I was scared I was going to crash #and I was crying so then I was more worried I was going to crash but I was fine and also I got gas I hate pouring gas they need ppl that #like pump it for you bc I don’t want to anymore #ough tk mom is waking up so early and I told her to call me so I will also get up early bc I need to most time possible to costume work #bc I have to be on a plane in like 6 days lol WITH THAT COSTUME in my suitcase #ough okay I love personal diary posting my apologies #my posts #byeeee byebye :-)

[goldentemplariumcrow]

And one more thing: the fact that Bruce says that he got a new place for Jason in Metropolis just means he got a super-powered, nearly invincible, cop-cuffs duo around Jason's ankles and wrists. It's basically Bruce saying "if you try anything funny, Superman will be the one to come stop you.".

The worst part? Big Blue Boyscout over sunny Metropolis? The guy wouldn't do jack to help Jason. He'd reason himself into accepting that "Bruce is just carrying for his child" and roll with it. Sure, he might try to talk to Bruce if it become a need, but ultimately, he'd do nothing to help Jason. He's just a big and scary guard-dog looking over Jason, ready to call Bruce if things get anywhere close to ugly. He's a looming threat Bruce is placing over Jason.

In other words, Bruce forcefully took away Jason's fight or flight instinct, thus eliminating his right to choose what he wants to do, and set a fucking threat over his head like it's no big deal at all. All in the name of what? Love? No, no, no, no. Jason put it right: control. Bruce is downright pulling warcrimes out of his ass and saying it's in the name of his parental love, but all he wants is control.

#》ooc #//okay i'll stop rambling now #//because otherwise i'll start getting into law stuff and no one is here for that #//suffice to say: bruce is in way worst shit than selina would be for teaching convicts how to proper rob #//because robbery is considered petty crimes in most situations; while what bruce did it a violation of human rights #//even if selina responded for all her “ #//students“ she'd still deserve a smaller sentence than bruce with his one act against jason's free will and right to come and go

[llycaons]

something else I was thinking was that they didn’t include the full extent of fantine's abject misery and exploitation. in both the musical and movie, she sells what she has and then sells her hair. in the book, her two front teeth are ripped out by a dentist to pay for what she believes to be cosette’s medicine

#like. fuck if I'll ever forget that #she may also sell her hair I don't remember #the movie using a coffin for the scene before I dreamed a dream was a damn good choice #but I don't think any adaptation reached what the book was saying #valjean actually went back to jail for almost a year after turning himself in #I kept reading being like 'when is he going to rescue cossete? she's been there far too long already!' #the plot of the two little boys who were forced out onto the street who gavroche looked after for a while #hugo rly got it. in a lot of ways #the long passages detailing the value of human life and the alleviation of human suffering #compared to a tyrranical government and law enforcement agency #the understanding that treating people like shit is corrosive #gavroche and cosette being traumatized from neglect even #and like. punishment doesn't cause people to be better only more suspicious and angry and hurt #the idea of change being inspired by goodness instead and internal discipline being more effective than external punitive measures #internal change being inspired by kindness I mean #the compassion he asks the reader to feel for people who aren't perfect but who have been ruthlessly used by the society they live in #and the relentless desperation of poverty #the anger in those passages where he castigates hippie college students for uselessly philosophizing about the meaning of life #while there were people starving around him #some of the passages read startlingly modern #I should reread it sometime #cor.txt #ask to tag #mouth trauma ?