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[incorrectavengersquotes]

Loki: I thought this year was going to be boring and predictable, like a straight person's TikTok feed.

#submission #thehumanarkle #the avengers #high school musical the musical the series #loki laufeyson

[thehumanarkle]

Arkle Tier Ranks 2023 Movies He Saw In Theaters

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I edited so much coughing out of this video, and I wasn't even sick when I recorded. What the heck.

I already have regrets about some of my placements, but I don't really have time to re-do the video so I'll just have to live with it. I will probably not be doing a video like this for my 2024 movies.

Jessie Gender's Barbie video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucyDC8mlc2s Jessie Gender's Guardians of the Galaxy 3 video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsZL6IYuNTc La'Ron Readus's The Blackening video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdhShr0Hco4

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#arkle studios #arkle ranks #tier ranking #youtube video #2023 movies #godzilla minus one #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #guardians of the galaxy vol. 3 #the marvels #the blackening #barbie #blue beetle #teenage mutant ninja turtles mutant mayhem #indiana jones & the dial of destiny #spider-man across the spiver-verse #cocaine bear #Youtube

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Aging is just an endless process of reassessing who the villain is in Rent.

Tommy Oliver, Power Rangers Dino Thunder

#incorrect quotes #power rangers #dino thunder #Tommy Oliver #source: clap if you like me #submission #thehumanarkle

[incorrect-arrowverse-quotes]

Source: A Voice From The Dark

Lena: Hey Sara, having a spa day up here is nice and all, but some of us are starving and we can't find the kitchen.

Nia: Me want food or me mutiny and take this ship to a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell!

Sara: I will lead you to it. It's not exactly the banquet I had planned for everyone, but it'll do.

Ryan: Careful, she's eaten all the celery already.

Sara: Ryan. This is my timeship. There is always more celery for me to eat.

#submission #thehumanarkle #incorrect arrowverse quotes #source: a voice from the dark

[incorrect-doctorwho]

9: Have you been carrying a sword this whole time?

Jack: Well, yes. Heckuva time getting it through customs, I’ll tell you that.

Rose: Yeah, the same thing happens to my swords whenever I travel. Those people on the bus were so uptight.

#doctor who #dw #9 #ninth doctor #rose tyler #captain jack harkness #incorrect quotes #submission #source: a voice from the dark #thehumanarkle

[pulptrash]

My @trek-rarepair-swap for @thehumanarkle who requested Seven/Samantha Wildman. I feel like their ship name could be a poker pun, but I don’t know enough about poker. 7’s wild?

If you look closely, there’s a family portrait by the talented Naomi in the background.

#trek rarepair swap #thehumanarkle #samantha wildman #seven of nine #samantha/seven #star trek femslash #star trek fanart #my stuff #voyager

[sapphicstartrek]

My biggest regret in my Seven of Nine/Samantha Wildman fic was that I totally botched the "how does the rest of the crew find out" moment. I couldn't decide on cutesy (something like one of them accidentally calling the other one "honey" on the bridge) or dramatic, so I settled on anti-climactic, but frankly, I blew even that because anti-climactic can be funny when done right,. So I'd love to hear other people's ideas on that. #talkingtuesday

I always find fics with ‘how the crew finds out ‘ difficult to tie up nicely so if anyone does have any ideas let’s here it!

#samantha wildman #seven of nine #sam7 #thehumanarkle #series: voy #ship: seven x sam #character: seven #character: sam #type: text #talking tuesday #replies in thirty minutes or its free

[incorrectbuffyquotes]

Xander: I’m an old man now. 

Willow: Huh? By what measure? Logan’s Run?

#Xander Harris #willow rosenberg #submission #thehumanarkle #source: sf debris

[pixiedane]

Late comer to the whole "Send me a ship and I’ll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it and/or write a scenario" but... Seven of Nine/Samantha Wildman.

I expressed my misgivings with this pairing here. But as I say there, I do love the idea of Naomi and her two moms, and expanding on that idea, Naomi setting them up is adorable. 

Naomi enlists Neelix and Tom, who both also find it adorable, and they create an elaborate plot involving the holodeck and a romantic dinner + getaway. Seven is confused and Sam is bemused. As the evening goes on, Sam has to explain what’s happening to Seven, who had never considered Sam as a romantic partner – her algorithm did not consider them notably compatible. Sam blushes because, uh, well, she has considered it. Seven goes very quiet at this admission and Sam starts to panic. She excuses herself and runs away. Neelix, Tom, and especially Naomi are disappointed. 

But a week or so later, Seven approaches Sam – who had been avoiding her – and invites her back to the holodeck. Sam is reluctant, but Seven is insistent. She doesn’t want them to be awkward. She convinces Sam by pointing out that it is in Naomi’s best interests for them to get along and put this behind them. 

But what Sam finds on the holodeck is neither Naomi/Neelix/Tom’s set up nor any kind of simple, fun, platonic adventure. It’s a date, set up by Seven, with help from Chakotay. Samantha is blown away. Seven explains she re-did her algorithm, adding new variables, and Sam scored higher. Sam wants to know what the new variables were. Seven explains they were based on her preferences and affections and skewed to raise Sam’s score. Sam thinks that’s the most romantic thing she’s ever heard. 

And since it’s Valentine’s Day and Femslash February, I made you an aesthetic ❤️ 

Send me a ship and I’ll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it and/or write a scenario/give you a series rundown of my headcanons 

#response #pixie ships #seven x sam #naomi wildman #thehumanarkle

[incorrect-ds9-quotes]

Garak: Kill him already!

Sisko: No. No, I won’t. I’ve killed my way from one side of this quadrant to the other, and what has it gotten me, huh? A collection of loyal followers, my own army, the respect of leaders, bags of latinum, and sex with a hot cargo pilot.

Sisko: Okay, that was a bad argument, I want a do-over.

#ds9 #elim garak #ben sisko #source: SF Debris #submission #thehumanarkle

[avalance-incorrect]

Source: A Voice From The Dark

Ava: So, that guy over there; the one in the suit.

Sara: Yeah? What about him?

Ava: Everyone keeps calling him Lovecraft. Is that really his name?

Sara: Yep. And he really is that Lovecraft.

Ava: What?

Sara: Yeah. He's H.P. Lovecraft. He was resurrected in... 2012? And he makes a YouTube series where people ask him questions.

Ava: How does a guy just come back to life?

Sara: I have a time ship, you're a clone, and some of us have fought wizards and robots. A dude coming back to life is not the weirdest thing to happen to us since we became superheroes.

Ava: Okay, point taken. *pause* Wasn't Lovecraft also super, incredibly racist?

Sara: Yeah, he says he doesn't like to talk about that.

By: @thehumanarkle

#ava sharpe #avalance #sara lance #legends of tomorrow #girlfriends #incorrect avalance #incorrect legends #incorrect quotes #incorrect tumblr #caity lotz #jes macallan #dcu #relationship goals #tv #lgbt #submission

[incorrectavengersquotes]

Kate: How did you cope?

Clint: I would sing my favorite song. It's corny, but it made me feel like I could do anything.

Kate: Please, show me.

Clint: Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come to life...

#submission #thehumanarkle #the avengers #supergirl #kate bishop #clint barton #hawkeye

[thehumanarkle]

A largely spoiler free review of "The Guest" by Emma Cline

I say largely since while I do share a few details about the final chapter (it just wouldn't be accurate to call it an ending), it doesn't really mean much without more details or context.

The spinny wheel book video from a few months ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDjOEay9vc

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#arkle studios #book review #the guest by emma cline #Youtube

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

I have a foolproof plan: first we’ll eat something, then after that…I’m open to suggestions!

Koda, Power Rangers Dino Charge

#incorrect quotes #power rangers #dino charge #koda (power rangers) #source: digimon #submission #thehumanarkle

[monsterfisken]

Some vaporwave Seven/Samantha Wildman for @thehumanarkle :)

#I TRIED #seven of nine #samantha wildman #star trek voyager #star trek femslash #femslash

[incorrect-doctorwho]

11: I’ve had like three pedantic furries yell at me today.

#doctor who #dw #11 #eleventh doctor #incorrect quotes #submission #source: wtfiwwy #thehumanarkle