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turtleblogatlast · 4 months

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Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.

Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.

Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.

In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late #so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake #anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast #all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free #Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer #he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country #he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures #tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words #leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬#he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol

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sergle · 7 months

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I really truly, from the bottom of my heart, hate you bitches so much, because on the tiktok of literally COCK AND BALL jokes w brittany broski, there were a few notes/messages like this:

And I KNOW you don't think anyone's going to check. You had someone go into your askbox and say "hiii brittany broski is shitty about palestine she's really ignorant :/" and you went oh omg I didn't know!! thanks for telling me! So I checked! This is in reference to her talking in her podcast, because people were asking why she hadn't done any big press statements about Palestine, you didn't retweet this or that, you must not care, don't you care, what's your stance, etc etc please say more OKAY COOL. So what's going on there? What did Brittany say on her podcast? Is she a Bad Person? Can I have some transcript, please? ____ "Hey guys, before we get into this week's episode, I want to talk to you about the ongoing and prolonged suffering and loss of life in Gaza, in Israel, and the oppression of Palestinian people widespread. I don't ever want it to be a question that I would ever not be against the oppression of any group of people, that I would ever stand on the side of the oppressor." "There was a lot of fear of misusing my platform." ... "I will admit that I was nervous to talk about it, because I don't want to say the wrong thing. And this is too fucking serious of an issue to misspeak, or to spread misinformation, or to speak over or for someone." ... "So I want to take a moment on my biggest platform- which is this podcast, to say that I stand with the people of Palestine, I stand for the liberation of Palestinian people." ... "Every day, to log on to social media, and be just inundated with graphic, unimaginable violence, and loss, and grief, it's just--There are no words." ... "And I feel helpless. That's part of it too, when you feel helpless, the last thing you want to do is talk to people about it-- but visibility is a resource in and of itself. And I can offer that." ... "The outpouring of rage and passion online, and anger at what's happening, I would argue needs to be dedicated and focused on our elected officials. We live in a democracy- albeit an inherently flawed one- we live in a democracy where we have elected officials who were elected and put in power to represent us, and if we feel misrepresented, if we feel underrepresented in foreign affairs? These officials have public phone numbers and emails. There are scripts available online to express your disdain and your rage, and unfortunately that's one of the only ways we'll see actionable change." "If you expected more from me, it's a terrible feeling- but I don't want to center myself, this needs to be all eyes on Palestine right now, where the real activism is happening. I would encourage you to follow journalists that are on the ground, people who are in Gaza, we need to be listening to them. I would also hope that we're at a point in this conversation where I can express my desire to stand in solidarity with the people of Palestine and that NOT meaning or suggesting or condoning anti-Semitism of any kind. There's a rise of anti-Semitism and islamophobia in the United States and it's just-- it's disgusting, and it's scary, so I want that to be said too. I just wanted to share that I am experiencing part of this collective sense of helplessness and hopelessness-- but it DOESN'T HAVE to be hopeless. I'm going to include a phone number in the description of this episode where, if you don't know the name of your senators or your Congressman, it's never too late to learn, and you can reach out to them." _______ Hm. What a bitch!! Yeah, just so ignorant and uncaring. Obviously she's not keeping up with anything. Should've retweeted more shit ig!

#sergle.txt #I will turn off reblogs on this so fucking fast I swear to god. I have a gun. I needed to complain about this #up in my notes and my asks bc you already didn't like somebody and you believe what ppl say on anon indiscriminately.#so what I'm hearing is she didn't talk about it enough / didn't put out statements soon enough. I see.#basically a criminal offense. she should get the electric chair ig #god I mean. if my thing was comedy and I had a big audience I don't think I'd know how/when/if to do basically a #Press Conference on Literal Genocide or if I should not make it about me and my thoughts? but do shit in the small ways I can #what do you even say... I think what she said here makes sense. but maybe I'm not reading it with enough bad faith #like oh my god. OH MY GOD #so no I'm not gonna delete the clips I posted what. the fuck are we talking about #''she was frustrated on ig stories that ppl were messaging her to put out a statement'' yeah... yeah. frustration. in response to so much #bad faith directed at you. hundreds of thousands of people all saying shit At You like it all rests on you #and being told to say these words so if you say them they will be empty. myeah what a bitch basically #I personally would not experience a human emotion in response to this.

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tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land · 21 days

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They got hypnotized by that maid vampire (I'm sure there's at least one out there in Kyuushi land)

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coolaidstain · 1 month

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TIL that theres aphobes on Tumblr trying to claim that Jughead Jones has actually been gay coded the whole time and that saying he's ace is homophobic I fucking hate it here

#as an ace person who grew up on the archie comics this really pissed me off #like theres literally a canon gay charecter in the comics why do you have to take the one charecter aces have #and honestly i have yet to see anyone actually do proper analysis and explain in what way the charecter is gay coded at all #the only point ive seen anyone make that supposedly reveals his “obvious gay coding”#is that he was never intrested in women in the comics #WELL GUESS WHAT #HE WASENT INTRESTED IN MEN EITHER #IN FACT HE WASNT INTRESTED IN ANYONE #AND EXPRESSED DISTASTE IN THE CONCEPT OF SEX AND ROMANCE ENTIRELY #YOU KNOW WHAT ORIENTATION THAT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE?#HMMM I DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE FOLKS #I CANT QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT #VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES #im so tired of this shit #can people just let us exist please #jughead jones #archie comics #asexual #aromantic #aroace #ace discourse #aphobia #tw swearing

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asthe-crow-flies · 15 days

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back on my soldierrose bullshit

[ID: digital drawing of the soldier and rose in the alley. rose is wearing a red dress and has red hair. the soldier is wearing a green military uniform and has brown hair in a bun. they are standing under a warm yellow light, which fades into the darkness. they are holding each other close, foreheads touching. rose is pressing a gun to the soldier’s chest. end ID]

#they’re my little guys! she’s shooting her in an alleyway! she’s swearing off vengance against the most vengeful person in the whole world!#ghost quartet #soldierrose #soldierose #art #dave malloy #malloysicals #my art #you have NO IDEA what this drawing put me through #my most beloved and most beloathed #which is appropriate given the subject matter but GOD #someday i may try again to do a more detailed version of this but it is not this day

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ciderbird · 4 months

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me explaining to people how preventing the assassination of Paul I of Russia would cause the downfall of the British Empire in the XIX century

#but some of yall are not ready for this conversation #paul i #paul i of russia #napoleonic wars #listen it makes sense i swear #why do you think England funded his murder?#because they knew he was planning a joint campaign against them with napoleon #and say what you will about Paul but unlike Alexander the man always put his money where his mouth is #he gave the boot to Louis XVIII as soon as he established diplomatic relations with Napoleon and told the english ambassador to fuck off #he was so pissed at england over the Ionian Islands he would have launched a campaign against them by himself #and unlike Alexander Paul gave 0 shits about what his nobles and courtiers wanted or approved of #which is why he got offed in the end BUT IMAGINE

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tehcann · 8 months

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they r holding hands and being really dumb and gay in the few minutes they have together during a containment breach 🙄

#scp #scp containment breach #scp 049 #scp 035 #049 x 035 #they make me really homophobic actually /j #a bird and a porcelain mask walk into a bar . theres a joke in there somewhere i swear #049 probably has corrosion holes all throughout his journal because of 035 and he gets SO SO RIGHTFULLY MAD ABOUT IT LIKE #“mon étoile i spent hours creating diagrams for myself so i can refine my cure and you...you're getting corrosive on my pen now. get OFF”#but they love each other anyways ig #ur honour put them back in jail for another 100 years i just cant stand these gay people and their lifestyle 😭😭😭#tehcart

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jazzzzzzhands · 6 months

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I wanna give groovy Wally a little smooch 😳

He certainly doesn't mind the affection!! Kisses are heart-shaped in my mind!!

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royaltea000 · 1 year

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Sloppy snotface snotlout sketch o(-(

#httyd books #httyd fanart #httyd #im just blowin off steam in the student lounge rn lol #snotface snotlout #how to train your dragon #snotlout jorgenson #is his nose big enough yet #ill draw a better quality version of him soon I swear or2 #fireworm #has even less effort put into her lol #would be better if her name was spelled firewrym #s’cooler #digital art #my art #very weird that he’s not a brunette in my head #what tf do you mean he’s a ginger and has a blonde mustache growin???#he’s so bright…

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xxswagcorexx · 11 months

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ok maybe this is just me but like, i Feel like people. underhighlight how a Lot of pvpers are just really really good strategists

(more rambling about this under the cut) but like. speaking from someone who's familiar with lifesteal and ivorycello's content, someone like clown isn't just someone who's 1) very skilled at the game, but he's also very good at picking up exactly what he lacks in and how to make up his skills effectively And efficiently

an example would be how clown grinded for 64 god apples because he knew how much the lifesteal server has improved at pvp in general (fun fact on his testrun ep he talks about how everyone has massively improved) (and on top of that him touching grass and not practicing /lh) but, since he knows he cannot rely on pure skill alone (and can't train that much in time) he makes up for those disadvantages by grinding materials to ensure he'll be able to get by, even if it's just barely (he also! observes other people's moves too! ex: during a s3 fight vi and some other people were chasing him down and were supply chaining until they finally wore clown down enough to kill him--and clown was a really good sport about it! and started talking to them about the supply chain strategy and complimented how it worked so well!!! he's good at analyzing stuff, with the whole thing about being able to reconize the other lifestealers have gotten so good that they'd probably kick his ass back in s2 now! the fact hes able to anaylize his own and others pvp is...really cool i think)

and ivory falls under this category as well, you can most clearly see it on her doly 1v1 video, but she's able to figure out exactly what aspects doly uses to his advantage (even to figuring out his ping and how they affect his pcrits) and from that she's able to figure out how to turn those exact methods on top of their heads and build up her own strategies to directly combat what doly was, probably, doing subconsciously. holy hell that's such a cool concept??? like ivory herself admits in her own video that she is a relatively new pvper and the fact she was able to synthesize that much information into a strategy that beat out someone who has so much more experince than her? that's so fucking badass

maybe this is just me not looking in the right places but. i Really do think people like clown's and ivory's skills as strategists should be highlighted more. like, i feel like it humanzies them a lot more. makes them feel like people that just so happen to be very skilled instead of undefeatable figureheads who are powerful beyond comprehension. even though that's their reputation, they're still just people at the end of the day and i think that's an interesting dichotomy to explore <3

#mcyt #lifesteal smp #clownpierce #ivorycello #tw swearing #media.warning.swearing #keep in mind im not too well versed in pvp but like. at least when ivory explained her plan w the doly fight #its clear she put a lot of thought into it and used everything she picked up and observed to her advantage #ive had this on my mind for a while #but esp after listening to clowns testrun ep #and thinking back to that supply line video #i think. people dont give either of them enough credit for that stuff #which is! a shame considering it is really interesting to hear their thought processes #even if you dont pvp #anyways. im probs gonna head off to bed but hm. having Thoughts about pvpers with this one fellas

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compacflt · 8 months

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wip wednesday: the final wip wednesday :’)

bonus:

#thank you all for reading & putting up with these over the last year.#finished now.#part one of the extras will be posted either saturday or sunday #depending on how many all-nighters i need to pull to finish the final pass edit of the existing fics #then part two will be posted the saturday after that.#then that’s it.#then it’s goodbye.#1. the calm before the storm #2. this section is one of my favorites. gloves-off with the rhetoric here. im gonna tell you exactly how i feel about ice #let it be noted that Truman fired macd’s ass for wanting to turn koreas DMZ into a sea of irradiated cobalt sooo. take it for what you will #3. the calm after the storm #4. saying goodbye #bonus: re-swearing the Oath #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #carole bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #icemav #top gun #top gun maverick #top gun fanfiction #i have a midterm worth 50% of my grade later today wish me luck. i will not be sleeping this week #about to drop 120k on you over the next two weeks btw. compacflt’s last stand.

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front-facing-pokemon · 10 months

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#another closer bonus under the cut. this is another one of those “only looks good from the side” pokémon that you can get really close #and it becomes completely fucking unrecognizable. so i won't put that on at the top. but it is under the cut #luvdisc #now i don't think i ever understood this one's name either. it's not *really* a disc? it's a heart shape. so i guess it's like… if a disc #was heart-shaped instead of disc-shaped. therefore. a love disc. is that it? it's probably based off the name of some fish #y'know what i'm gonna beat y'all to the punch this time and look it up on bulbapedia #ahhh. the discus fish. fine‚ fine. i won't look up a picture of it‚ though. just proved me wrong‚ to be honest #i PROMISE i'm a real pokémon fan. i swear i swear (i'll be a-okay just fine). that's a louie zong song. takin' it easy for today…#this is going entirely off the fucking rails i'm just gonna cut it off here

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omaano · 1 year

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“Hello then, to an Upright cousin.” The child (...) grabs his jacket boldly, pointing back to the door through which Mird brought it. “Is what you seek through there?” “Eh,” it grunts in frustration, waving even more vigorously through the door.

Mereel & Family Booksellers chapter 2 by @sidhebeingbrand and @toughbreaks

Just a cleaned up sketch WIP for now, because I don't deal too well with green stuff, and this one would require quite a bit - but I'd been itching to take a crack at this scene for a while now, so here I am! I'm willing to trade this drawing (made for the "fantasy" square of my @bobadinweek AU bingo card, because fae children count there, right?) for the other one made for this very same story on the technicality that Jaster actually very much lives in this one. Technically speaking. I tried my best!

#Am I going to shut up about this story any time soon? Not likely but you may hope #bobadin #boba fett #din djarin #jaster mereel #the mandalorian fanart #cody #I kinda like Cody here. Boba... not so much but I'm willing to take this trade off #my art #star wars fanart #bobadinaubingo #tbobf fanart #it's my greatest heartbreak that I just can't draw Boba in a way that I like him T^T but I'm trying okay? I'll get him right one day #even with hair because... well I have plans #I swear I took screenshots and detailed notes on this scene during my re-read #i just also conveniently FORGOT where I put them and I just realized all the stuff I totally marked down as important and forgot about lol #anyway time to get to work #I'll keep this for warm ups for lining and flat colouring I guess... I'm not as terrified of it as I was with the interior of the bookshop #I only found my notes on Mird lol so... I guess I will try to figure him out too sometime soon?#changeling au

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lookitsgrim · 23 days

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i have this like burning need to post my work on ao3 but out of my entire 67 page document only two pages are actually fully written and they both suck (VERY old and just badly worded) and the rest are dot points (detailed, but still dot points)

i WILL write some of it out properly this weekend i swear

#guys i swear i’m actually going to write my fic this time (lying)#just remember if you think you’re procrastinating i’ve been putting this off for two years

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fenkko · 1 year

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cant believe i reached 30 tags in prev post rambling about homestuck i didnt even know there was a limit

#i usually save word diarrhea for twitter but hope someone enjoys the huge dump i took here for once #anyways tldr homestuck orv and taz are all special stories to me in kind of similar ways #that i would elaborate on if i thought i could piece together my words that would entice people rather than scare them off lmao #so i'll just say IT's COOL.. I SWEAR #and also genshin which is an outlier i suppose bc its the only capital P Popular thing #but i'd also put genshin w those first three stories in terms of how interesting i find their storytelling methods and narrative themes #i love the pockets of genshin fandom that are ppl obsessing over fragments of lore and making big conspiracy boards #i dont really interact w main genshin fandom but i like peeking at the other pockets haha. like the people investigating khaenri'ah lore..#very cool.. and people invested in sumeru gang. the sumeru characters are so interesting #whole city of eccentrics you can bash together and examine #i'm scara and childe fan forever idk what they did to my brain but i think they were a psyop #made specifically in ways they knew would target me and the things i like damn ‼️#someone at genshin HQ put crack in these guys and i cant stop drawing them and coming up w ideas to draw my beautiful muses that ruined me

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rhaenin-time · 3 months

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I find it very disturbing how in every Team Green fanfic, Rhaenyra is constantly written as this sex-crazed maniac without a brain, and her sons are all temperamental little monsters hinted to be mad and Ramsay wannabes. Oh, and looking back on every Team Neutral fanfic I've read, Alicent is still the victim, batting her teary puppy dog eyes, and Rhaenyra is still the wicked witch who is spoiled. At the end of the story, Aegon or Aemond is crowned king, while Rhaenyra's sons are either disgraced, sent to the Wall, or worse. HOTD fanfics that claim to be Team Neutral but are still Green sympathetic are something else :/

The problem is that in order to position yourself as "Team Neutral," you kind of need to deny the fact that the Dance was about:

The battle of two ideologies (oath vs. opportunism) in the absence of codified law and a "higher authority." Where the side that claims 'tradition' can more accurately be described as weaponizing certain 'traditions' and biases for opportunism. A battle that concludes with the clear message of, that while oath and honour might not always be enough, that you need to be careful and cannot assume everyone will act under that worldview, that it's the understandings we make between each other that ultimately hold society together.

Patriarchy (and unjust systems in general) punish everyone within them. You're punished for cooperating, and you're especially punished for pushing back. And women like Rhaenyra have to push back, else they'd never see power. But it's impossible for them to push back in every regard because, unless they decide to go Fire and Blood and be labelled a tyrant, they are ultimately still subject to that system. And they'll be punished for any move they make. It's not that "no one is worthy of the throne." It's that the system itself is unworthy. And those are not the same thing.

The problem is, when you examine the story with those two themes in mind, the Blacks are more in the right. GRRM makes it clear they're more in the right. That doesn't mean it isn't complicated. That doesn't mean the underlying system isn't wrong. But there's still a clearly "better" position. It's also clear that Rhaenyra is punished by the unjust system far more than her brothers are, and far more than Alicent is — because Alicent (especially show!Alicent) often makes her own prison.

So the only way to be "Team Neutral," the only way to view it as a conflict where "both sides are in the wrong," is to erase those two very essential themes. And obviously, that's going to be to the detriment of the side that occupies the "high ground" in those themes.

And that's why you get these weird narratives that often play into the very injustices, the very attitudes that the story condemns. Once you erase that condemnation, it's very easy, too easy, to start contradicting it. Because forms of those injustices persist to this day, and they're all too easy to embrace.

#asoiaf #hotd #hotd critical #house of the dragon #team black #asoiaf fandom #fire and blood #anti team green #hotd sexism #anti team green stans #damn this was in the drafts awhile I swear I meant to post this so long ago I just worry about getting swarmed #by angry 'neutrals' claiming I'm the one being immoral for mOrAlIzInG fiction #even though it's a fiction that's let so many forms of bigotry go mask off #inspired to post by the person who was like 'these people are using bastardphobia as a way to cosplay as bigots and it's getting weird'#And i agree they just put words to it #you all aren't ready for the day I bring Parks and Rec into this

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