#they’re all messy but i love them

[helluvapoison]

jealousy, jealousy

˚✧₊⁎ The Vees ⁎⁺˳✧༚

warnings: violence, off page murdah, suggestive themes, possessive behavior

18+ only

watch out for red flags in real life and read at your own discretion ♡

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˚✧₊⁎ Vox ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• The least jealous of the three, but that doesn’t say much, does it?

• Running an enterprise goes hand in hand with being an Overlord. Vox prides himself on being everywhere at once but he knows his limits. If wants to keep this cushy life he built, and you safe, he can’t spread himself too thin. That means occasionally cutting back on distractions

• So go out, have your fun— playtoys even! He’s not worried. Vox has literal eyes on you 24/7, access to your phone and all its contents, your lifeline is constantly synced to his peripherals. Really! He’s not worried!

• The problem arises when Vox feels threatened or undermined. If he’s in the same room, no one should even be looking at you! And if some sorry soul dared to touch you!? That’d be the last time they have hands

• “I’ve been looking for you!” He says from behind as his claws creep around your shoulders. He’ll ignore the Sinner, bringing your attention to him as security drags them away. You don’t need to know how jealous he can get

˚✧₊⁎ Velvette ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• Sharing, shockingly, is not in her vocabulary! Not outfits, not credit, not the spotlight and fucking especially not you

• You’re her favorite project, she so lovingly calls you, which is a giant compliment. She dresses you every day so if— for some hellish reason— you left her side, she knows she has a visual claim on you. Vel quickly snaps and posts a pic of the two of you together before you go, just to remind her audience the fact you’re spoken for! Don’t you feel safe? And stylish?

• Unlike her partners, Velvette can multitask so having you around the studio can be an everyday treat! Unfortunately she has to split her focus, occasionally crashing the conversation to a stop so she can snap at someone

• Her eyes are sharp, they pick up on every little detail and seldom miss a thing. No one in her workshop would even think about approaching you, unless Vel asked, so it was all too easy to spot that new-nobody-model break his neck to check you out

• You’ve seen Velvette reduce even the oldest, most thick skinned to a puddle of piss in the street with her words. She doesn’t give anyone the chance to touch what’s hers. She’s shameless and loud, stopping the inappropriate behavior from across the room if she has to, “Oy! You! You’re fuckin’ fired, get the fuck out of here ‘fore I set you on fire!”

• As they run for the elevator, she debates if the clothes they’re wearing are worth keeping or not. With a glowing finger she swipes them off the model anyways, stripping them of her brand… and their dignity

• Velvette marks the occasion with a kiss to your cheek, stained with black lipstick, and another posted picture with a clever caption

˚✧₊⁎ Valentino ⁎⁺˳✧༚

• Val invented jealousy

• He handles it as well as everyone expects

• It’s not limited to you, either! Business partners, employees, friends (if he has any left), play things, he’ll be up and arms about anything that belongs to him. There’s only one way to cut the cord tethered to him, and he’s always the one to decide how and when

• Val may have a lot of toys but you’re not one of them. You’re special— precious, actually!

• He has tabs on you at all times. Tracker in your phone, jewelry with his name on it, a bodyguard if he’s feeling particularly paranoid that day!

• Val also loves showing you off. Love bites are his favorite mark of ownership, he’ll show off wherever is most recent so be prepared to swat his hands away. Everyone can look, but only he can touch. He has four hands, one of them is on you at all times in public

• No one should manage to get in spitting distance of you— but if somehow they did and had the gall to talk to you… he’ll break their nose on the spot. He’d make quicker work with a gun, but then he’d get blood on you and he doesn’t want that

• “You’re so fuckin’ hot tonight, baby, look how clumsy you’ve made this idiot!” Val cackles, poorly masking his rage, “Seriously, I think you’re trying to get me riled up.” You open your mouth to deny it but he laughs again, carefully pulling you closer with both pairs of arms, “I’m only teasing!”

• Looming over you, Val shoots said idiot a murderous glare that gives them a five second head start. He’s yet to lose this game of chase. He always returns, clean as a crappy soap ad, to shower you in gifts in lieu of an apology for disappearing

#hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel headcanon #the vees #the vees x reader #vox headcanons #vox imagine #vox x reader #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel velvette #velvette x reader #velvette headanons #velvette imagine #valentino x reader #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino imagine #they’re all messy but i love them #except val he knows what he did

[xbomboi]

my god this was so embarrassing for him

does raven not see the png of herself proudly displayed on his mirrorpad or is she just Endeared by that.

#i know the answer #and i’m disappointed in them both for it. #maybe once they’re together they’ll act fed up with darling and apple’s messy situation #but they will forever be followed by their cringe origins. #bro literally asked her out on discord vc #AND SHE SAID YES #dexter is inspirational because no way that worked #sure raven’s never been asked out before like at all #but come on raven STAND UP 😭😭😭 #i hope apple was in the room with raven when it happened so when she hung up she could dog on raven for saying yes #i love them dearly btw #eah #ever after high #raven queen #dexter charming #dexven #shitpost

[pallanophblargh]

I’m gonna have to accept my brain may always be soup at this point. But it beats feeling tortured all the time?

Anyway, pointless tattoo plotting. For myself. I don’t think it’s wise to consider what is basically an upper arm sleeve for my first, but it’s fantasy land if it’s just in the sketchbook and honestly? Anything to kick at the art block.

It’s all birds: blue Jay and Baltimore oriole, with fresh spring green ash leaves and an autumnal red oak. And maybe a hexagon in there somewhere, I can’t sort that out.

Anyway, this would encapsulate a lot of my favorite things in one go. All that’s missing is bugs! And a loon and pines, but that’s going on the other arm!

Maybe it’s futile to say this, but this humble scribble is for my use only.

#sketchbook #birds #wings #blue Jay #Baltimore oriole #favorite colors seasons trees etc all checked! #I had some wholesome moments with my parents when we went looking for orioles around my birthday this year #we found several so I’m giving them more positive associations #also they’re orange and beautiful what’s not to love? #green ash as a sad tribute to an icon I’ve resonated with since I was very young #red oak because blue jays and your stereotypical symbol of strength and perseverance #always loved the intelligence and beauty of blue jays I think they may have been my spark bird at a very young age #a messy sketch but it’s better than a whole lot of nothing #y’all I don’t even know where to begin with which bugs and where! #im getting ahead of myself #as usual!

[thestobingirlie]

i love the scene where steve hits billy with his car for a lot of reasons, but one of it is for the monster hunting trio of it all.

so, jonathan’s in the car, trying to get away, nancy’s standing guard, shooting at billy, and steve is the one that swoops in at the last second, sacrificing himself for them (obviously he didn’t die, but could’ve so it still counts)

anyway! first of all, you get the parallels to season 1, with jonathan repeatedly dragging the both of them away from the demogorgon and to safety, nancy shooting the demogorgon to try to save them, and steve running in, to dive in front of the demogorgon.

just, like, at their core, these characters aren’t totally different. they’re changed by what they’ve witnessed, but their instincts are still the same, even nearly two years later, they’re still trying to save each other.

just, in both seasons, they’re protecting, but in different ways. jonathan is trying to save them by getting away, nancy is trying to save them by killing the thing that’s threatening them, and steve is trying to save them by diving in front of them all, and doing whatever he can to protect them.

#they’re so messy and fucked up. and all of them have reasons to resent the others. but none of them do. #they’re all still trying to save each other #i just love the monster hunting trio okay #i miss them so much #i’m like a wife waiting for my husband to return from war #but it’s been so many years that i’m pretty sure he’s dead #honestly tho. if the duffers don’t give us the trio being friends in s5 i may go insane #steve harrington #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #monster hunting trio #stoncy #stranger things #my post

[bonjaminfranklin]

Dinner time on the going merry

[ID: four panel comic of one piece characters.

Panel 1: Nami, Usopp, and Zoro, crowding around Sanji as he cooks. They’re all talking over each other as follows: Nami - is it done yet? Usopp - I think you’re burning it, man. Zoro hovers low by the food, holding a bowl and chopsticks saying “looks done to me.” Sanji yells “it’s carmalizing, you animals!”

Panel 2: close up on sanji yelling “luffy, get your crew under control!”

Panel 3: Luffy crouches dramatically with his back to the viewer. He says “I would never get between someone and their dreams.”

Panel 4: close up on Luffy peering over his shoulder, tears in his eyes as he says “but is your dream for me to starve?” End ID.]

#they’re all so dumb I love them #for the record Usopp is trolling #bless his messy heart #one piece #sanji #one piece sanji #zoro #roronoa zoro #nami #one piece nami #luffy #monkey d. luffy

[grahamcore]

just saw bones and all (2022) and idk if it’s just the hannibal nbc effect but something about love between two cannibals is so poetic to me

#it’s about always feeling hungry & it’s a metaphor for the search for true connection that can only be found in your own wretched reflection #it’s about feeling rejected by the world and misunderstood and without a place to call home before meeting them #because they see what you are in your raw and brutal entirety but they’re not afraid. they understand you and in a way they are you #it’s about love either ending in mutual destruction borne of guilt and shame or in acceptance of one another and by extent of yourself #and it’s bloody and messy and shameful but it’s real and passionate and intense and it’s acceptance and being seen and finally belonging #god i fucking love cannibalism in the media #hannibal #hannibal nbc #bones and all #bea buzzes about movies

[functionalasfuck]

What I think everyone needs to understand is that EVERYONE has red flags because not all red flags point to danger.

A red flag means a symptom that is being displayed could potentially be caused by something dangerous. BUT it could also be caused by something benign. It is a warning to keep an eye on things, not a death sentence.

But some of y’all acting like people should never raise a red flag in their life are entirely unrealistic.

HOWEVER, in media, a red flag is a Chekhov’s Gun. If you point out that there is a gun in a piece of media, and you don’t fire it, why the fuck did you put the gun there in the first place. So if I see a fictional character who is given a red flag, but then the narrative never fires it or even acknowledge it, why the fuck was it there.

… anyways this post got away from me.

#ANOTHER SIDE NOTE #This is why a lot of kdramas or BL dramas can annoy me #because I love characters with red flags #but then you’ll go through the entire season and the writers will never fire the red flag #as in the red flag will enact and a consequence will occur to satisfy the justification of it being there in the first place #and then realize at the end the writers didn’t realize they put a red flag in #and then I feel left high and dry because they did the equivalent of starting a sentence and then never finishing it #MAKE THEM MESSY BUT THEN FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THE MESS GODDAMNIT #anyways this is also an #only friends the series #appreciation post #because all the characters have red flags because they’re human #but they’re also ensuring that they’re firing each and every one #and it’s SO SATISFYING THANK YOU JOJO #kdrama #Thai bl #BL drama #only friends #ofts

[dire-sire]

I find that a lot of people are kinda miffed at how AlHaitham is portrayed to be openly critical towards Kaveh & I get how people can see their relationship as unhealthy and much less any kind of romantic— but you do know that you can love someone while still being frustrated by their choices right.

As kind as Kaveh is, I can see why Haitham can get so frustrated by his constant need to put his own well-being at the bottom of his priorities. I think many people can emphasize with the frustration that comes with trying to care for a person who (seemingly) don’t care for themselves. It almost feels like you’re enabling them, which hurts when you see them suffering from— in Kaveh’s case— their own ideals.

In a painfully ironic way, this also makes Kaveh selfish (though I’m sure this would give him an aneurysm if you told him this) because he doesn’t see how his pained state hurts all those who care about him.

This also ties back to how Haitham treats him. As clearly shown through his character stories and general behavior— he doesn’t like sacrificing his own comfort for people and even just straight up doesn’t care how others think of him. Despite that, he readily invites Kaveh as his roommate no matter how inconvenient it is to his own comfort— Kaveh is, to put it bluntly, is a burden he’s willing to have.

Of course, if he were to tell Kaveh this, the miscommunication trope might as well be dubbed “The Kaveh-Haitham Conundrum” because their own perceptions of each other and standards for themselves would go frankly rather terribly if they were to ‘just be honest.’ The truth isn’t the problem here, the problem is who they are as clashing people— and that’s the tragic thing about them.

#Genshin #genshin analysis #kaveh #alhaitham #kaveh x alhaitham #character analysis #ramblings #sire says #-ANYWAYS #can u tell I love them #and all of their messy ass parts #they’re both living in my head rent free and I want to kick them out #but I also don’t <3 #Anw don’t take this too seriously it’s just how I interpret them #and their messy ass situationship

[shepards-folly]

he’s like a beedle or somethin

#shep arts #content smp #csmp #arathain #mason arathain #i have not had the spoons to properly draw recently between school and being mentally ill soo yeah #if you get any art from me it’ll either be ibis doodles or like messy colored sketches like this #i gave them a pole hammer causw it was the first weapon i was given when i asked friends what weapon I should draw them with #its not too different from my usual armor design for them I did plan to change everything up more but ehhhh whatever the coloring was fun #i completely forgot i was gonna render the like wingy bits on their armor like more solid like it was metal worked to look like bug wings #only remembered that after I had done all the coloring and was shading so by then I was not going to bother with it like eh who cares #I dont care enough to fix it at least #the colors & some design things are based on green june beetles btw cause I love those silly guys… #I love bugs they’re so funky (<- cannot be in the same room as a bug because I’m terrified of almost all of them)

[the-nameless-wacky-inventor]

just listened to partners in crime by madilyn mei and idk if I can convey how obsessed I am

#oh. my god I’ve said the dynamic ever before but THIS #THIS IS THE FUCKING DYNAMIC EVER #I NEED THIS SONG INJECTED INTO MY VEINS #UAGH #I need to write something about it so badly #But idk if I can ever be talented enough to put that dynamic into words like the song does #the fucking messiness of it all the codependency the knowledge that they’re being used #And still loving it because they love them #the feeling at the end of you’re using me but I’m dragging us both down in the end #the insanity. #partners in crime #madilyn mei #listen to this I beg you

[mariathechosen1]

Was Anyone But You a good Much Ado About Nothing adaptation? No, not at all, but fuck it was fun!

#y’all know I have many thoughts about this play and these characters #but even though the movie didn’t completely live up to my expectations as an adaptation #I still really enjoyed it! #and I really despise all those people making posts about how sydney sweeney can’t act #idk it seems a little rude #my main problem is how they messed up the benedick and beatrice characterization and dynamic #I love that they played up the ex lovers thing (which is left up to interpretation in the play) #and i love love queer Hero and Claudio!!! #but their hatred of each other didn’t really pack the same punch as in the original #I suppose I wish they weren’t afraid to make the characters bigger assholes? #ya know- give them more flaws? #because right now the enemies part doesn’t really feel believable for big parts of the movie #They really could have leaned more into making Bea a bit of a cold and snappy mess (as she is in the original) #and Ben more of…ya know…actual human disaster who can’t commit #both of their characters in the play are driven by their desire never to marry and their distrust for the opposite sex #They included this a bit with Bea (her not believing in true love and all that) #but her break up with Jonathan (because he was too nice???) didn’t really convince me of it #They also keep insisting that Ben is a fuckboy but we never really see it demonstrated? #I personally don’t mind the fact that they changed up the whole ‘convincing them that the other secretly loves them’ bit #especially considering this is only loosely based on much ado #but I do think they made it a bit messy considering they included the gulling scenes but only as a joke #I wish they’d either leaned fully into the much ado plot or ditched it #I think what a lot of adaptations get wrong is that they’re either too afraid of leaning into their og media #or too afraid of seperating themselves from the og media #oh god I’ve reached the tag limit help #anyways- rant over #anyone but you #maria talks about things #much ado about nothing #beatrice x benedick

[puthyflapps]

Not them dying to bring Sarah back and absolutely hating their characters current plotlines 🫣🫢🤭

Carmen De La Pica Morales stans rise!

#marja Ryan Lewis and that writers room need to be cleared out #bring back Ilene chaiken and let her take a sledge hammer to this show because they’re ruining the shows legacy #was the original a little messy? Yeth but Ilene knew how to have a good time!! the show was funny and it was fun to watch and for the most #part the plot made sense AND MOST IMPORTANTLY we got to see women loving women on screen #I think MRL wanted a show where she got to write about all kinds of queer people but she couldn’t do it so she took TLW and basically piggy #backed off the name and legacy of the original show #obviously more queer stories should be told BUT TLW is supposed to be about lesbians and it’s like pulling teeth to get them to show 2 #ladies kissing like why can’t we have a sexy fun time???? #and not to sound like an old fart but showrunners and writers nowadays ig think that they have to inject politics into everything and I hate #when gen q tries to broach these topics because I’m not here to learn about theory bitch I’m here to see these gals get their puthies ate #the original definitely had moments that were a little political but it never tried to center that – they just wanted to show the lives of #lesbians the way that str8 shows depicted the lives of str8 people and I loved that #moral of the story: if they want a s4 they need to kick some people to the mf curb and get back to what made the original so fun and special #and obviously as I always say: BRING CARMEN BACK YOU COWARDS!!!! #the l word #the l word gen q #kate moennig #leisha hailey #sarah shahi #sharmen #shane x carmen #pants podcast

[laniidae-passerine]

I think some of you guys hate Izzy more than you ever liked Ed and no amount of “he’s my special babygirllll 💞 she’s just a sparkle princess you can’t hold her accountable for anything 🥰✨” posts are gonna be able to hide that

#like yeah nice try using the brown dude as a shield for your hate campaign or whatever but it isn’t working lol #I’m sure they kinda like Ed. but they sure don’t like Ed as much as they like hating on Izzy #who Ed loves btw. let’s just circle back there sometime they love each other. eat dirt maybe #I adore Ed and I love how nuanced and messy his breakdown was #how his actions aren’t motivated by being Evil but at the same time his actions are his own #and they’re undeniably fucked up to the nth degree and he has to own them #because it’s kinda relatable tbh!! I’ve never been that horrid but I’m a person and I’ve fucked up before #and even if I was struggling deeply at the time because of other’s behaviours towards me it was me who did those things #and I had to own them. and grow from it #and my queerness and brownness and trauma didn’t make me exempt from growing and being responsible #which also meant I’m not exempt from personhood and growing and bettering myself and loving myself and all the good that comes with humanity #Ed did fucked up horrible things to the crew and Izzy. and if you can’t acknowledge them for what they are and how awful they are #then you can’t really acknowledge Ed as a character and person beyond the limited ideal you made of him in your head. what he did was wrong #and that’s not alright. but it’s okay. because we know he’s gonna have to grow. that’s the bit people who really care are looking forward to #I’m tagging this #the izcourse #because I kinda feel like it’s overlapping with really shitty Ed takes and meta

[thedeadthree]

𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖞 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝖎𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 — THE ANGUISH OF ATALANTEA AND THE SACRIFICE OF SAERA. THE CAUTIONARY TALES OF HOUSE ANDORAL. [ TEMPLATE BY @unholymilf ♡]

#oc: atalantea andoral #oc: saera surik #kotor oc #kotor ii oc #star wars oc #leg.edit #an intro edit for the dearie girls as they have the braincell at the moment <3 #atalanteas own ancestor was the only member of the house to break off from tradition as to become a sith and became a jedi #(theyre is another branch that remained sith and the scions of the sith and jedi branches are all clowns i plan for s*wtor <3) #and saera was a ward of the house and was a sister to atalantea once! deserved better the girlies did! #THATS MY REVAN AND MY JEDI EXILE AHH #revan!atalantea is canon in star wars TO ME #the colors turned out so cute and very pleased how well the song choices fit for the dearie girls <3 #the tower fits her and the story for her so well i am on the floor ATALANTEA DEAR!!!!! #i love a messy space family ♡ !!!!!!!!!!!!! #AND OFC ASH DEARIE YOU DEAR YOU TY TY AGAIN FOR CREATING THIS TEMPLATE its the cutest!!!!!! #atalantea lost her mind and saera died and for what and for that they’ve been a cautionary tale ever since 🥀✨😭 #but they raised a hand against the sith emperor and came close to zeroing him so i love them with all of my heart #because atalantea declaring war on him after saera died in order to avenge her sister like they’re so dear to me u know? like already?

[simplyghosting]

Helping out a friend with some family legal problems and they sent me some of the text exchanges for documentation and my immediate reaction to reading what my friend said was

#ghost posts #hey Siri how do you gently break it to someone who is trying so hard that they are the toxic one #hon I love you but you have to stop #idk if I should be the one to talk to them but they’re going to destroy their relationship if this continues #bc if my family member said that to me all the time I would try to move states #messy situation prayers appreciated #the other person seemed reasonable from what I could read #but my friend just bulldozed them and I put my head in my hands like uuuaaahhh noooo whyyy #I feel so bad for all of them #I’m not a psychotherapist but I am like NO WHYVDID YOU SAY THAT #like it’s not purposefully malicious at all I have 100% faith in that but it’s still so bad #I’ve got a couple of months of this 😭

[archersartcorner]

Sometimes u look back at old Homestuck artists’ works and get the immense desire to draw those AUs where the ancestors raise the trolls from hatching. Primo wholesome AUs…

IDs under cut!

[ID: Six doodles, drawn traditionally in black pen, showing the Vantas trolls from Homestuck in an AU as referenced in the caption, where the ancestors raise their descendants.

The first image is of the Signless, referred to as Kanaan, and Beforus Karkat, referred to as Kardin, sitting together. Kanaan is nervously holding close a little grub Kankri, while Kardin is reassuring him. Kanaan says, "I just don't know..." Which Kardin responds with, "You'll be alright, Kan. I'll be here for you." There's two notes around the doodle from the artist, the first states, "Also wanna practice with pen again..." The second is under an arrow pointing at Kanaan and Kardin, which states, "Hatch mates, raised together. Closest human proximation is siblings."

The second image is Kanaan holding grub Kankri again, this time little Kankri wrapped up in a blanket, like one might swaddle a human baby. Kanaan is looking off panel at something that’s caught his attention.

The third image is of grub Kankri, all curled up. He appears uncomfortable, trembling slightly. A note next to him says, “If you’re cold, he’s cold. Sweater.” Off panel, Kardin says, “Give him a blankie. Or something. Warmth.” Kanaan says after, “Small baby…”

The fourth image is technically two panels. The first “panel” shows Kanaan looking down at his hands, nervous expression on his face. Someone behind him has their hands gently on his shoulders, and is saying, “Be careful with him…” The sentence continues into the next panel, which shows what Kanaan was looking at, holding a very small grub Karkat in one of his hands. The other person continues, “He’s a lot smaller than Kankri was…”

The fifth image shows Kankri at a later time, about 6 years old, no longer a grub and wearing a big ol’ sweater, looking off panel at Kanaan, who’s nervously asking Kankri, “Kankri, baby, have you seen your little brother?” There appears to be something in the poofy collar portion of his sweater.

The sixth image continues from the fifth. Kankri lowers his collar, showing little grub Karkat, curled up and napping away peacefully. Off panel still, Kanaan exclaims, “Oh thank goodness…” Kankri nervously explains, “He was cold…” Kanaan responds, “Ah - thank you for watching him, baby.”

END ID.]

#my art #my scribbles #described #homestuck #the signless #beforus!karkat #kankri vantas #karkat vantas #grub au #yea I’ll just label it as that lol #y’all remember dormir????? I remembered their blog the other day and went to check out their old grub art #they haven’t updated their tumblr in years. I hope they’re doing okay 🥺 #their grub art was fuckin iconic tho. love those strange little baby creachers. kisses them all #anyway I’m rusty with pen so sorry if these are messy LOL gonna keep workin on it… miss pen as a medium ajdbdj #tumblr pls. I’m begging you. I’m hitting post pls don’t mess up the id. #DANGIT. okay I’ve hopefully fixed it #okay hold on gotta go on desktop to fix this. love that #okay. NOW PLEASE?