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bigstupid69 · 8 months

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I do tend to draw the choir similar to some of the actors, but I honestly just wanted to make my own designs and make them more greasy teenagers since I love them.

They all have braces (plus Constance) because why not!

Additional hadcanons below!!

Penny

𓃬 I wanna preface before I say anything, I absolutely LOVE CDplayer! And me making them exes is in no way hating on the ship! I just like angst and I basically made them both have a falling out from the JK-47 incident. I don't think Tammy would break up, I think Penny just genuinely avoided everyone and everything after that happened with barely any additional communication. Dick move to practically ghost her I know, but my Penny Lamb is not the most mentally healthy since-, I don't think she would be given all the shit she's been through...

𓃬 Sad note I forgot to add to the backpack is that she keeps a cross necklace in the pocket of her school uniform that Tammy gave to her, ouch!

𓃬 She keeps a mask in her bag since she tends to wear a face mask to try and blend into the background and escape the relentless bullying she faces at St Cassian, it works most of the time.

𓃬 Her blonde streaks in her hair is not dye. When she came back life part of Jane still remained in her, that being the porcelain doll's blonde hair. She can't remove it whether by cutting it off or dying, she's just like that permanently. I touched on my personal headcanons with Penny's sense of identity when it came to Jane in a very old fanfiction, that I discontinued. It's definitely gonna come back in the ghost AU I'm currently working on.

𓃬 She constantly looks like she's been pushed down the stairs. Usually not the case she's just very clumsy, definitely concerns the choir that she just shows up covered in bandages and bruises and acts like nothing happened.

Ocean

✪ Non ginger Ocean is still too cursed to me so I'm just gonna go with her dying it since no one probably wants to be ginger. (no offense)

✪ She keeps any random item Penny gives her. Even if it's like a paperclip she found on the ground, she treasures it. (Reason why half of the crap is just rocks, Penny is like a bird that picks up shiny things and gives them to people.)

✪ She's only an inch shorter than Mischa, (yeah I made him tiny). They have a worse sibling rivalry than Noel at points since the height difference isn't intimidating.

✪ She constantly keeps trying to fix Penny's loose tie in the hallway or whenever she notices it not as perfect as she wants it to be. (because she is insane)

Noel

☠ Again no hate to frenchrap?? I think that's the ship name? (Noel and Corey) I think it's cute! Also means my man has the worst taste in men imaginable since he's fallen for SoundCloud rappers twice now.

☠ We need more hairy Noel designs so I shall provide. Sue me I like facial hair! you're probably gonna have to get used to it in most of the male designs.

☠ I accidentally gave him a mullet (technically was intentional). I thought him growing his hair out would be neat, unfortunately left him with a mullet, but oh well.

☠ I am very defensive about what I think the rtc cast would listen to when it comes to relevant time dates. Imo he listens to the cure, the smiths, scissor sisters, the cardigans, carpenters, strawberry switchblade, and Depeche mode. He also is a fan of most upbeat pop music from any era but he wouldn't tell anyone he actually likes that genre.

#ride the cyclone #rtc #rtc musical #ocean o'connell rosenberg #noel gruber #penny lamb #legoland #perfectdolls #i guess #you can pry my acne ridden choir from my cold dead hands #I already made Mischa and am currently working on Ricky #they'll be posted later along with Constance #please ignore some of the locker discoloration #I'm not very neat when it comes to my art #I literally just scribble and make it cleaner #my art

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lolly-dolli · 7 months

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On the one hand I genuinely wish more ND representation were human and think the conversation about how a majority of neurodivergent-coded characters are non-human is one worth having... on the other no fictional character will ever be more Autism Creature than this motherfucker

#i love you ax thank you for making my weird ass feel cool and seen as a kid #animorphs #animorphs memes #actually autistic #YOU FUCKING LOOK THIS BOY IN THE EYES (4) AND THEN IN MINE (2) AND TELL ME HE WOULDN'T FUCKING LOVE CHEWY STIMS #stay tuned for my mid-2000s fanfic called “The Diagnosis” in which Marco shows Ax a youtube poop #it's okay. now if anyone stares Rachel will yell “HE'S STIMMING ASSHOLE” and they'll apologize #Ax is probably fascinated that he's being assessed for a rare human developmental condition #his brother would be so proud...not just a war hero but the first Andalite ever to be diagnosed with autism as well #no but in all seriousness you can pry this one from my cold dead hands

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hood-ex · 2 years

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blocklisting "Jason Todd and Damian Wayne met in the League" tag for self-care purposes

That one always throws me into a tizzy because from a canonical perspective it's like, oh, how nice that Jason, whose suffering from a traumatic brain injury that renders him incapable of doing basically anything other than fighting, has the time to babysit itty-bitty Damian 😌.

The canonical events can easily be waved away or dismissed in the case of fanfics, as is the writer's right to do so, but this is one divergence from canon that I, personally, despise 😌.

#listen. some jason stans already steal enough from dick. they'll have to pry dick as damian's guardian/caretaker from my cold dead hands.#bc that's what they're doing. making jason one of the most important people in damian's life instead of dick.#and they can explore relationships and scenarios all they want in fics but i have zero interest in exploring that with them.#anon

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joellesolo · 5 months

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I don't know why but my EU tag has been popping with activity lately and although my posts are from twelve years ago mostly, I just gotta say, I'm loving it, I'm here for it, keep the EU alive you guys!!!!

#joelle's life #star wars #expanded universe #disney may have 'killed' the eu but they'll have to pry it from my COLD DEAD HANDS

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rainsongdean · 8 months

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still alive btw. work is just kicking my ass this summer but the destiel is still very much running through my veins <3

#they'll have to pry this tumblr from my cold dead hands #shae.txt

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stormyoceans · 1 year

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In the middle of watching the new cutie pie episode and just saw that foei and kim are together... heartbroken doesn't even begin to describe it 😭

I know we were clowning with jayfoei but deep down I had some glimmer of hope jsjdj

WE'RE SHARING THE SAME PAIN ANON

im honestly not even surprised they went down the foei and secretary kim getting together road, it was a very predictable choice and it's not like i really thought they would ever actually give us jayfoei, but i guess deep down i still must have had some hope because my disappointment is immeasurable

i guess part of it is because in my head jayfoei makes SO MUCH SENSE and has SO MUCH POTENTIAL. it really could have worked so well in the story and given their characters more depth and been both interesting and funny as hell. also i just KNOW that poppy and perth would have done an amazing job with it and they honestly deserves more chances to shine

HOWEVER!!!!!!! canon is my oyster and i decide what pearls to pick, so in my head foei and secretary kim will always be the peak of mlm and wlw besties and the truth is that foei is in a relationship with jay and secretary kim is going out with lian's cute assistant from episode 2 (it's a pity we never saw her again tbh), but one time lian almost caught jay and foei together and since foei is convinced lian would fire him if he found out about their relationship, he blurted out that he's actually dating secretary kim, so she's now helping him keeping up appearances because she is the best. jay thinks foei should just tell lian about their relationship and be done with it, but he's not gonna push foei if he isn't ready and the entire thing is, admittedly, pretty amusing (lian does eventually find out about it and of course he doesn't fire foei but he makes foei promise to never lie to him again. sometimes he regrets the decision because now that they don't have to hide anymore jay and foei have become the bane of his existence)

#you can take the girl out of the circus but you can't take the clown out of the girl or however that saying goes #THEY'LL HAVE TO PRY JAYFOEI FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS #cutie pie the series #jayfoei #m: ask

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devilhazze · 2 years

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New DLC teaser for Security Breach just dropped and all I can think about are Sunny and Moon.

You can't just drop some A+ blorbos like that and then move on-

WHERE ARE MY BLORBOS, SECURITY BREACH?

#fnaf security breach #security breach #sunnydrop #moondrop #sundrop #fnaf daycare #daycare attendant #blorbo #blorbo from my games #shitpost #they can't get away with this #they'll have to pry them from my cold dead hands

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subtextsays · 2 years

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Whelp I guess I'm liveblogging this shit. Shutting down old faithful for the last time before salvaging its PSU and GPU.

#sub's computer build #i think this case is more than 10 years old cause it wasn't the first build i used it for #they'll have to pry my optical drive from my cold dead hands

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rogersstevie · 1 month

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thinking about her (the catws soundtrack)

#i still need to find a physical copy if i can #they'll pry it's been a long time from my cold dead hands

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duriens · 2 months

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I've had a brilliant idea for a fic but the bts fandom on Twitter WON'T have me again

#they'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands..........#my hate is stronger than my passion for writing lmao #p

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aestralia · 3 months

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y'all will never convince me to buy any Fenty foundation or haus of lab 😭 I can't drop $50+ on foundation just to start playing mix and match until I get my shade

#african beauty brands for the win #i grew up dreaming of zaron and house of tara #nuban they'll pry u from my cold dead hands #this a random ass rant because i was watching the makeup girlies complain about brands not having their shade #and how we should buy from haus and fenty only to mix different shades to get their own shade #aes.txt

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pinkanonwrites · 8 months

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Handle with Care

Rodimus has finally been allowed to bring you into a meeting to hopefully curb some of his rampant fidgeting problems. It ends up having unforeseen consequences.

First Contact AU! Rodimus/Human Reader

NSFW, DUB-CON, Accidental Stimulation, Rodmius has ADHD and you can pry that fact out of my cold dead hands

(Since this is a First Contact AU Rodimus uses Cybertronian words for body parts instead of human ones for you, but the Reader is a human!)

Rodimus knew he always did his best thinking when he had something to do with his servos. As insistent as Ultra Magnus was that his endless tapping, bouncing, and desk-carving was simply "an untapped well of craving for mayhem", Rodimus knew that having even a little something to fiddle with would make those endless, droning safety meetings into something just barely bordering on tolerable.

And since Ultra Magnus was also sick of his relentless desk vandalism, he finally gave the begrudging all-clear for Rodimus to bring his favorite organic to the meeting room.

"They can remain so long as they are not a distraction." With his soft little buddy cupped carefully in his servos, not even Ultra Magnus's stern words could sway his captain's notable enthusiasm.

"You say that as if they could be any more distracting than the bot carrying them." Megatron added.

"You worry too much! We'll be quieter than moon mice, right bud?" Rodimus ran a thumb over your soft, fuzz-covered helm as he took his seat. You were sitting comfortably in the center of his right palm, legs dangling over the edge between his digits. He kept his middle and ring digits curled up slightly to keep you from toppling forward, and you'd settled yourself in with your arms folded atop them and your chin resting against the tips of his digits. He gave you another soft stroke to the helm and beamed at the content little chirp you let out in response.

Ultra Magnus cleared his vents. "If we may begin, we have a lot of ground to cover. Starting with the grievous filing system Brainstorm has insisted on using for the weapons bay. It flaunts any Cybertronian standard known to bot and presents a massive safety risk when considering…"

Yeah, if Rodimus hadn't brought you along he'd already be itching for a dagger to start carving caricatures with. Instead his left-servo digits wandered lazily over your helm and shoulders, absentmindedly petting as his processor already started phasing out the dialogue of his second-in-command. Primus, organics really were so soft. Even your little coverings were soft, he noted as he ran a digit tip over the fabric covering your torso. You let out another quiet hum, melting ever further into Rodimus's grip as he patted you.

"And if you think your petition to install turbo-thrusters on your private vehicle was approved, Rodimus, I assure you it was not."

"WHA-?! What's wrong with the turbo thrusters? Brainstorm already approved the prototype!" He sat upright and forward in his seat, left servo cupping around your back to make sure you weren't overly jostled. "And they'll look great on the Rod Pod, too. Already painted and everything."

"We can't have one of our captains blowing himself up meteor surfing just because he wanted a thrill. And must I emphasize the use of the word 'prototype'? Meaning 'unfinished and untested'?"

"What better way to test them than on my ship?"

"Do you want them listed alphabetically, or by order of safety protocol?"

Rodimus grumbled, a buzzing charge of irritation spiking through his frame. He cupped your back tighter with his servo to make sure you were still settled in as he flumped back into his seat with an overly dramatic ex-vent. The motion pushed your entire soft fore up against his wide digits, and he could feel a shiver course through your small frame.

"You bored yet?" He murmured, knowing you couldn't fully understand him but also knowing his comments would needle at Ultra Magnus. "Or are you cold? You feel pretty warm." A single digit stroked down the length of your spinal strut and Rodimus startled at the sudden, shaky in-vent you'd failed to stifle. "What was…?"

"Affectionate little organic you've found for yourself, Rodimus." Megatron's comment nearly made Rodimus leap out of his own plating. The taller mech gestured to the way you'd wrapped both of your arms around Rodimus's digits, your cheek pressed against the metal tip of one.

"W-Well yeah! I am their favorite, after all." He asserted, though his free digits kept wandering up and down the expanse of your back. The last thing he wanted was for Megatron and Ultra Magnus to think something was wrong with you. That would just give them more reason to not let him bring you to meetings. No, as soon as he could slip out of here he'd take you to Perceptor himself to get you checked out. Hopefully you could wait it out that long.

But as the meeting progressed Rodimus found that everything that was being said to him was going in one audial processor and straight out the other. He was too focused on your movement, each tiny rock and wriggle. He kept the palm of his other servo pressed against your back to keep you snug and warm, though his own sensors didn't indicate anything out of the norm for your current ambient temperature. Maybe you got bored like he did? Absent-mindedly he began bouncing you in his palm, just barely enough movement to jostle your frame. The dull motion would keep you occupied and keep Rodimus from going stir-crazy with nothing to fiddle with. He was killing two birdbots with one stone!

"...And if we're going to allow Swerve to continue his antics, I must insist that he is at least properly licensed and certified."

"C'mon! It's good for-!" Rodimus had tried to interject, but before he could he was interrupted by a strangled yelp from his palm. All three bots' optics were drawn to your form as you shuddered in Rodimus's servo, arms and legs squeezing around his digits and your helm hanging over the tips of them, hiding your faceplate from view. Your own little servos pushed pathetically at Rodimus's, trying to shove your fore away from his touch as you whimpered.

"You didn't squash them, did you? Rodimus."

"They don't appear to be harmed. Merely… distressed?"

"No worries everything's fine let's pick this up next cycle sounds good okay BYE!" Rodimus spat out a flurry of placations and excuses as he scrambled to leave, cupping you close to his chest the entire sprint back to his own habsuite. Only once he was over his desk, littered with your various human-sized furniture and items, did he carefully uncup his hands and let you sprawl out across a single palm. You remained lying flat on your back, fore heaving as you vented, helm fluff sticky with your organic-made coolant where it clung to your face. As you made optic contact with him you let out the tiniest, most pathetic whine as your servos flew up to cover your face.

"Rodimus…" Though you couldn't fully understand each other, you had settled on a throaty, metered recreation of his name, doing your best to mimic the mechanical warbles he had used to introduce himself to you. He'd heard you use it a handful of times before, mostly to get his attention. But now? Now you seemed absolutely distraught, whining out the word in a high, flustered pitch through your cupped servos.

"What?! What did I do wrong?" He blinked owlishly down at you, poking ever so gently around your form with a free digit. He prodded at your helm, your shoulders, your chassis… But as his digits trailed down your fore you whimpered, hips jerking pathetically up as he neared your pelvis. You let out another embarrassed squeak, one of your pedes kicking frantically against his digit with a metal 'bang!' to shove it away.

Oh. Oops.

Rodimus wasn't stupid, he knew that humans didn't have armor plating. Instead you delighted in covering yourself with various colorful fabrics for different occasions and times of day, a freedom of self-design that he both greatly admired and slightly envied.

But Rodimus had never actually considered that no armor really meant no armor. Not even a modesty plate.

"I'm so sorry!" He hissed, heat rushing to his own faceplate as well. Accidentally making you overload in the middle of a meeting wasn't even on the list of possible ways Rodimus thought things could go wrong, but apparently now it needed to be added. He'd used the vibrating buzz if his digits many a time on other mechs and femmes, but he never intended to use it on you. At least not in that way! Letting you slide oh-so-carefully from his palm and onto the surface of the desk, you continued to languish in your humiliation sprawled out on your back. "I really didn't mean to! I know you don't know what I'm saying but I promise it wasn't on purpose!"

You glanced through your fingers at his faceplate and his apologetic frown, letting out another huff. This one sounded less overwhelmed though, more resigned. You gestured for him to bring a servo closer and he did, only for you to duck your helm under one of his digits and let him pet your soft organic head fluff.

"You forgive me?" You couldn't understand him but gave him a small, reassuring pat on the palm. "Ahh, thank you! If it's any consolation, I don't think either of them noticed."

But as he carefully stroked your helm with two digits, a teeny tiny part of Rodimus's processor was curious. How hard was it for you to keep quiet? Was the wiggling around from you trying to get away from the stimulation, or chase it? Were you scared, overloading in a room full of giant mechs? Or was there a chance that part of you might have… enjoyed it?

Weird. He was weird. And he was going to file those thoughts away behind a door in his processor to only be opened when he needed things to feel self-deprecating about. Rodimus of Nyon, Captain of the Lost Light, secret fantasizer of human overloads… Yeah, that probably wouldn't go over well.

And yet, Rodimus couldn't help how little he actually minded that.

#transformers #transformers x reader #rodimus #rodimus prime #rodimus x reader #rodimus prime x reader #first contact au #valveplug #maccadam

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