#they're going to the wedding

[brookheimer]

phenomenal episode overall. kendall demanding clouds because he saw them in berlin and trying not to cry when the stagehands cannot in fact build berlin in a day. matsson walking barefoot across a tarmac. shiv and tom biting deep into each other's forearms to see who can withstand the pain the longest in public at a fancy business event. roman firing a random woman because she didn't seem to think he lived up to his dad. roman firing gerri because she doesn't think he lives up to his dad. roman regretting firing gerri immediately and asking ken to undo it but ken is overjoyed and says it's what dad would do so roman smiles and says okay. kendall floating faceup in a body of water that he dove into of his own accord. shiv booking an empty conference room to cry in when no one's around. gerri saying fuck. karl serving cunt. roman genuinely feeling bad about not including shiv, apologizing to her, and asking if they could all hug. kendall announcing a bizarre dystopian real estate project that's framed as 'like a cruise but on land and forever and by forever we mean forever we're talking cryogenics.' tomshiv playing straight chicken all episode. roman listening to an edit of his father insulting him over and over on the ride home. everything i ever could've wanted

#EXCEPT FOR TABITHA. WHERE THE FUCK WAS SHE #in the trailer rome had on the shirt he wore in this ep when he kissed her hand sooo.... whered she go. #so many thoughts overall. like so much to say about so many specific moments #like idk. not an all timer ep for me like TMB or obviously connor's wedding -- it's the sum of its parts more than anything else but GOD #if those aren't some fantastic hilarious sickening fucking parts #little bit of a buildup episode i think tho. next ep they're gonna Get Into It and the episode after that... welll. we r fucked #succession #succession spoilers #100 #500 #1000

[kaiowut99]

Jaden, how are you holding that

#GX #yugioh #yugioh gx #ygo gx #ygo #Judai Yuki #oh 4Kids #this slip-up always makes me lol #going through dub episode 1 for reasons [to be posted tomorrow or wed] and it's funny how many errors there are #for example [which i'll note in said post] Big Shield Guardna and Gear Golem have an identity crisis about being Normal or Effect Mons #the crunch for airtime is understandable but for the first ep/even for later DVD releases they could've thought to look these over lol #at least by sometime into ZEXAL they're given access to the raw card-layer files so they can just image-replace probably but amusing

[dazeddoodles]

Also Raine's voice actor said that Raine's Palisman name is Fiddlesticks so going forward that what I'm going to be calling them

#i know not everything voice actors say is canon #but im going to pretend this is #and the raeda wedding vows they're canon idc #the owl house #toh #raine whispers

[beldaroot]

it's actually wild how the west continues to paint resistance fighters as terrorists like we haven't seen the iof and its allies do some of the most terrorizing, depraved acts committed on humanity for the past five months with complete impunity

#like you have lil kids dressing up as abu obeida and weddings stopping midway to listen to yahya's speech lol #they can try all they want but they cannot diminish the resistance - it only grows with the more evil they attack with #the horrible irony of it all is that israel will have to bend to al-qassam's demands bc they are losing the fight militarily and socially #they're just going to kill as many arabs as they can until they get there #free palestine

[asoulwithadream]

#did anyone say MATETOLAGE???? #they're going to get married your honour #they're going to finally be comfortable in a married state #like its so obvious #and i fully believe that the red jacket has some value in this #and ed's going to wear blue #just like those stupid fucking toppers #david honey you can't not have a wedding now #its mandatory #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 speculation #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ed teach #stede bonnet

[sunshinediaz]

tease tuesday 🎄

it's early brain is mush and i have nothing to say, so pls enjoy a lil tease from deck the family fic <3

“If I can’t say it, you can’t, either.” He runs his fingers through Buck’s, tickling behind his ears as he lifts Buck’s face up to meet his gaze. Buck’s got stars in his eyes, bright and pretty and all Eddie’s to cherish. “Gimme a kiss.”  Buck grins, crooked and lazy. “Just one?”  “Mm.” Eddie ducks down and kisses Buck’s puckered mouth. “Maybe two or three.”  Buck shoves his shoulders further into Eddie’s chest and lifts up, catching Eddie’s bottom lip between both of his in a slick, quick kiss. “Or four?”  Eddie hums, smiles, and moves his arms up to wrap around Buck’s neck. “As many as you’ll give me,” he says, leaning down to meet Buck’s lips again. 

tagged by @disasterbuckdiaz, @devirnis, @nmcggg, @jamespearce9-1-1, @daffi-990, @wikiangela, and @thewolvesof1998 MWAH

tagging @jeeyuns, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @spagheddiediaz, @callmenewbie, @shitouttabuck, @wildlife4life, @giddyupbuck, @hippolotamus, and @monsterrae1 if you wanna ✨

#yes yes yes i know these two are going to have a hellacious holiday with both sets of parents staying at their place #but that doesn't mean they're not going to enjoy a little bit of wedded and domestic bliss #they're married and i can't get that out of my HEAD #mARRIED BUDDIE? M A R R I E D? nuts #it's my favorite fuckin thing oh my god #anyway! #tag games

[destinyandcoins]

lmao i know it’s 2 seasons later but it just occurred to me: what if, at the beginning of s1, instead of deciding his funeral was the best way to get everyone back in one place, reginald decided to have a wedding instead

not only do we get the entertaining side-plot of this poor person reginald has bribed/blackmailed/begged to marry him For The Con, but the only reason any of the kids show up is because they got a wedding invite and immediately went “oh now this i gotta see”

#the episode is titled ''we only see each other at WEDDINGS and FUNERALS'' #i'm just saying it could have gone the other way #the umbrella academy #half the kids are there to check in with their new stepparent and make sure they're there of their own free will #''idk what he told you but you don't have to do this. say the word and i'll get you out of here'' #''no i promise i. definitely....want to...be here :) :) '' #i can't decide if it's funnier if five knew because time travel and he's already had time to adjust to this concept #so is perfectly polite and accommodating if slightly confused because the personality he built for them in his head isn't accurate #while the rest of them are going through the 5 stages of grief over discovering their dad is capable of romance #or if through some time fuckery five came from a timeline where he saw the news that reginald is dead #and then drops into the timeline in the middle of a fucking wedding and is COMPLETELY blindsided by this #but doesn't have time to deal with this shit #somehow THIS is the timeline where they do manage to prevent the apocalypse #and at the end of everything the new stepparent divorces the fuck out of reginald ASAP because holy shit they were not paid enough for this #and yet they're like ''well i did what you asked (even if you didn't mention the LOOMING APOCALYPSE) #but holy shit i'm taking these kids in the divorce because what the fuck dude what the FUCK. idc if they're all adults #they need a better family and now i'm obligated to be that for them'' #and reginald was playing fast and loose because of the LOOMING APOCALYPSE and didn't sign a prenup #so the new stepparent gets the academy (the property AND the actual kids) and reginald has to move out and live on the streets #tua meta

[greenerteacups]

What do you think as Hermione's career would be post battle of Hogwarts? To me her being minister for magic really doesn't make sense. She does not have patience or tact to wade through murky waters of politics 😭😭

So hard to say! The Trio are so, so young when we leave them, I find it almost impossible to project their futures farther than a few years out. The job that suited me at 17 would be radically unsuited to me now. That's why of all the Trio, Ron's ending strikes me as the most realistic — he jumps straight into the save-the-world business again, burns out, realizes he's actually Done The Fuck Enough, Thanks, and pivots into a low-stress career where he gets to see his family a lot. Feels accurate! The others are weirder to me because they do seem to just... pick a lane and stay there.

With Hermione, you could spin her a couple ways. You could say that she leans into her bookish side and does research or teaching, which is not my preference for a couple reasons (namely, I don't think Hermione would like academia as a profession; she finds her classwork interesting and enjoys intellectual validation, but she'd be stifled and wasted in a DPhil program, and she'd be infuriated by the administrative politicking of your average higher-ed faculty). You could say that she gets disaffected with politics and ends up as a barrister or a lobbyist of some kind, but if anything that requires more political finesse, because you don't actually have institutional power, you're just handling the people who make decisions and trying to persuade them of your goals. This is not Hermione's preferred method of influence. She's not even particularly good at persuasion, she just happens to be smart enough (and right often enough) that people take her ideas seriously.

Or you could say her brashness fades with the years into a softened flavor of tell-you-like-it-is honesty, which some politicians actually do successfully trade on; as we see in British politics today, you don't have to be all that charming or clever to get ahead, you just need to be really driven and well-connected (which Hermione completely is; she fought shoulder-to-shoulder with the first postwar Minister and her bestie, the Literal Messiah, runs the Auror Office.) But I don't know if Hermione especially wants to be Minister, after the war. She's just watched years of horrendous bureaucratic incompetence plunge the country into a violent civil conflict. She's had not one, but two Ministers of Magic try to bully or shame her friends into complicity with fascism. Her view of government is... likely extremely dark.

But Hermione also isn't the kind of person who sees her life as a quest for happiness. Babygirl has a savior complex that makes Harry look selfish. (She basically kills her parents — yeah, obliviating is a form of murder, #changemymind — "for their own good," and justifies every batshit, vindictive, mean-spirited move she ever pulls on the grounds that it "helps" one of her friends.) She is a mean, lean, dragon-slaying machine, and she needs a dragon. After Voldemort, the Ministry is the no. 1 threat to muggle-borns and non-wizarding Beings. As a war heroine with basically infinite political capital, I'd be surprised if she didn't try to do something there. That said, Hermione is so vivacious and dynamic that she could potentially grow in a hundred different directions; it's possible that all of this, while true of her at 18, becomes completely inaccurate by 22. That's why I'm not too fussed about any particular fanon interpretation.

#greenteacup asks #sidebar: I know Minister “of” Magic is an Americanism but mea culpa #Someday I might actually bite it and pay someone to britpick Lionheart but I can't do it now #because I have a ban on editing published fic unless it's finished. Otherwise I'll never get around to writing the actual ending #I have a Process #is it the best process? likely not! but it makes the words go. so here we are. #I also think the fact that JKR is Gen X makes a difference here. careers worked differently in the 80s and 90s than they do now #i.e. we have the gig economy and a lot more mobility and EXPECTATION of mobility in your early life #that means career changes & professional pivots through your 20s and 30s are increasingly normal #and in fact have always been normal — but the image of the 'true' or 'ideal' career has changed #so we look at those careers and go hm. really? none of them changed? #none of them even went to uni? do wizards... just not? #but again. I believe the epilogue was written almost completely without consideration as to what happened between the BOH and then #I really believe that JKR did not know what happened to Harry except a wedding and 3 kids. because that was the whole point #I don't think she even knew what his career was when she wrote that scene #It existed to marry everyone off and do a quick munchkin headcount #because of the understandable temptation as an author to keep your hand on the wheel. but it didn't even matter! #the epilogue changed NOTHING! it was the most useless chapter in the series! I just — GOD #you can absolutely accuse me of being sour grapes about my ships getting nixed. I AM sour grapes. I AM a hater. #AND I have plot/theme/craft reasons for disliking it. #I'm not objective. I just want credit for being a sophisticated hater. my grapes may be sour but they're still artisinal.

[garbria]

A scene from my fic Have a LIttle Faith, by the wonderful @wombywoo

Cor celebrates after finding out that he and Nyx are engaged!

Her art is amazing, I can't recommend her enough!

#cor leonis #nyx ulric #cornyx #kingsglaive #ffxv #wombywoo #lc bastard au #they're so pretty #i love the details #cor looks so proud of himself #this is definitely going in the wedding slideshow XD #thank you! #i love it so much

[scionshtola]

10. What does home look like for them now? Do they still return to the home where they started, and if so has it changed at all? Or have they found or forged a new home? Who do they live with, if anyone? What sort of things do they keep in their personal space? (x)

Corisande is currently living in an apartment in Old Sharlayan with Y'shtola. It was meant to be a temporary place where they could rest between their duties and trips to the Noumenon but is beginning to become something of a permanent place for the both of them to return to. There are books on almost every available surface and in a pile on the floor of the office area, and vases of flowers wherever there's room. It's not always tidy, with both of them often distracted and leaving the tidying to later, but they clean before having guests over!

It's a long way from where they started in the Golmore Jungle, and from the apartment they once had in Foundation. And it's all the better sharing it with Y'shtola, whose presence is what truly makes it home to Corisande.

#pls...click it #oc: corisande ymir #ffxiv #they're so cute....me @ me: corishtola wedding WHEN (i don't know 😭) #cori would be a good wife guy. she loves going home to her wife and making dinner for her wife and waking up with her wife everyday #cori will be out and be like sorry i have to go home to my beautiful wife. #wahh. i love them so much aldskjfsd #gpose #cori lore prompts #also i think shtola looks so tall bc cori is 90% legs so when they sit down they look close in height. aldkfsad

[seoafin]

gojo and geto seem like the last people to be overly domestic but they take to it so easily it surprises everyone

#they're so dedicated and meticulous about your wedding they're planning and organizing every single aspect of it down to the napkins #especially the wedding dress they go to every single showing and tailoring without fail and refuse to miss it #you know just in that off chance that you might let them fool around with you in the dressing room #the two of them are just not available during the period of planning your wedding their phones are just . off. #you wake up and find the kitchen decorated with cake samples everywhere. they make it a party. #sorrynotsorry i think all men should act less like they're being chained down for life in marriage and more like they get to spend the rest #of their lives with the person/people they love #like you always expect the girl to be super excited about the wedding and the dress and everything #and the guy is like whatever you want no opinions on his side #but stsg are so invested in your wedding and honeymoon and designing your new home #aka geto has a very specific image in mind for the house #down to the type of furniture he wants he seems like a home digest type of guy tbh #they want everything to be perfect #ripmc is the one that does not care at all btw she's fine with a paperwork marriage truly #has never heard of the color fuchsia in her life #poly au

[tennessoui]

november ko-fi part two release

hello hello i made a mistake and decided i wanted my december ko-fi to be more overtly holiday related.....after getting 3k into it, so i finished it and am posting early so i can post a more wintery one next month!! my b my head is literally everywhere but on straight lately

so this is the link to my ko-fi; in my gallery, i've uploaded the link to a google doc where i've written 5k of the divorce lawyer au, set in the morning after this snippet (where divorce lawyer obi-wan gets drunk at a bar and flirts with serial husband anakin)....here is an excerpt:

When Obi-Wan just blinks at him again, mouth slightly open, Anakin huffs as if he’s being difficult on purpose. “I want to stay married to you.” “What?” Anakin has the nerve to roll his eyes as if this isn’t incredibly jarring news. “I mean, I’m assuming you can’t be the divorce lawyer in our divorce, right?” Obi-Wan’s lips thin. “Yes, that would be—” “A conflict of interest, right,” Anakin waves his hand through the air. “And I’m assuming you’re not very interested in one of your coworkers knowing that you fucked me and married me during a drunk night out in Las Vegas.” “I’m much more interested in that than I am in staying married, Mr. Skywalker,” Obi-Wan snaps, even as he realizes how uninterested he is in his coworkers finding out about this. Who would he trust to be tight-lipped about the whole thing? Cody perhaps, but there’s no way Cody wouldn’t tell his brother. And there’s no way his brother wouldn’t tell everyone else. And Vos, his other partner? Absolutely unthinkable. “Don’t call me that,” Anakin replies. His lips tilt up into a grin, as if he’s finding something incredibly entertaining but this current situation. “Too formal for you now? Am I supposed to feel obligated to only call you by your first name now that you’ve had your tongue dow my throat?” Obi-Wan asks in his most withering tone. Anakin’s cheeks light up, as if he isn’t a man who spends half his time in other people’s beds doing much more explicit things. “No,” Anakin says. “Call me by my last name all you want, it’s just that it’s not Skywalker anymore.” He flashes a devastating smile in Obi-Wan’s direction. “It’s Kenobi.”

as a reminder, the link is only accessible for monthly supporters--but if you sign up now, you would get access to the other three ficlets i've posted there AND access to the december one because i'll be posting that in the first half of december!! if you want to become a monthly supporter, it's really easy, just make sure that you switch the payment amount from 'one time' to 'monthly', otherwise the system won't recognize you as a monthly supporter and you won't be able to see the link :(

#kit's ko-fi #obikin #divorce lawyer au #i am 98% this is how that works (aka if you're a monthly supporter you'll see all of them and even if you cancel as soon as you pay #you would still be able to see any fics uploaded until a month after you cancelled cause that's when the monthly thing runs out) #anyway this is one trope i have not written before (fake relationship) #and i really enjoyed thinking about how it'll go down #and if you didnt notice the wedding they're going to is set pretty close to christmas.....in a colorado snow lodge.... #could be the christmas fic i have to think about it #not ruling out a part two tho

[apricote]

mr and mrs vickers. 🤍🔔

#simblr #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #tjolc #tjol challenge #f: vickers #vickers: 1 #s: sammy #s: adelia #s: fennec #s: mallory #q #obviously sammy took adelia's last name like this is the vickers legacy challenge #i think they're one of my favourite sims couples i've had so far #:") #sometimes the game gives you townies that are gems <3 #at first i wasn't sure if they were going to have a big wedding tbh #i was thinking of them just signing the paper at the courthouse and holding a party afterwards #but i just really love weddings in the sims #and adelia deserves to have a cute wedding #i forgot to give them outfits with the wedding rings and now it's bothering me #oh well

[naffeclipse]

Enjoying my brother's wedding and they got a naked cake!

#naff nuh huh #this is the second wedding this summer lol #only one more to go #They're such a darling couple

[pastafossa]

im watching frank castle edits (he is so hot) and im dying to read some badass scenes with him and jane. i think that if they would start to get along, they would be really lethal combination. do you plan something like this?

YESSSSSS, I definitely have some stuff planned with Jane and Frank after he's out of jail fuck having him in prison is inconvenient but it won't be for long, and especially him getting to work alongside Hound!Jane as they hunt Certain People TM down (I have one scene in mind that, if I pull it off, will be fucking awesome and kickass for the both of them; been working on that one for MONTHS). Because yeah, when you think about it, the way they both operate would flow fairly well together and their hunting styles aren't all that different. They also both, technically, want the same thing: Cyrus and all his people dead, and Jane would absolutely resonate with his own drive to get vengeance. They'll be friends by the end, though there'll be some tugging back and forth a bit between Matt and Frank over her for a little while - not in the romantic sense, but in a morality sense, since Frank's going to encourage very different instincts in her than Matt will, and there's still the thorny murder-y issues that her and Matt are avoiding discussing. Then again, Frank nudging her like that isn't going to go the way Frank thinks it will either...

#the red thread #i have a REALLY badass scene coming that i'm so fucking excited about with them #frankie the sexy fridge man needs to get out from behind bars first and then we can get it #frank and her are going to have to find their own balance and they're going to work it out or that's my plan #but once they find that balance they'll work VERY well together #up to a point #and then a thing will happen but i can't talk about that ANYWAY #don't worry though he'll be at the wedding one day #which is going to make a lot of the people on jane's side of the aisle very nervous hilariously

[drawthething]

Yeah no I'm not done yet pfffffft

What do you mean "why would J-ju want a trampoline"?? SKY KISS REDO you ignorant fool

#be like tina guys stop being a coward about your crush and go discuss wedding plans with them already it's not hard 🙄 #woooo they're disastrous teenage idiots again #how beautiful #bobs burgers #bobs burgers fanart #tina belcher #jimmy pesto jr #bob's burgers #tinimmy