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jewwyfeesh · 7 months

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Tea Garden

Writer: 日日日 (Akira)

Character(s): Tenshouin Eichi, Sakuma Ritsu, Shino Hajime

Translated by: jewwyfeesh

Disclaimer: I translated this story from the CN version of the game, which means that it has been double translated (JP > CN > EN).

Ritsu: Ah~… Don’t just stand here yapping away, hurry up and go~ Your monologues always drag on for waaaay too long.

Season: Summer Location: Yumenosaki Academy Garden Terrace

Hajime: Hey everyone~ ♪

Sorry for being late, I got held up due to my part-time job on campus…

Though, thanks to Transfer Student-senpai’s assistance, we were able to wrap it up quickly ♪

Ritsu: Hello~… Uuuu… The weather’s really toooo good, I’m getting such a wonderful headache from how good it is…

Hajime: Ah, there should be some umbrellas over there. I’ll go grab one ♪

I’ll brew some tea on the way, too~ Ritsu-senpai, is there anything in particular you’d like to have?

Ritsu: Ah~ …Since Anzu’s here, I’ll pass on the drinks. Whenever I get thirsty, I’ll just have a sip of her blood.

Hajime: Eh, you can’t drink blood.

It’s not hygenic~ How about having some black tea instead ♪

Ritsu: Mmmh~ I’d feel like going to the toilet if I drink tea. But I’m trying not to move around too much…

Ahh~ I’m too lazy to move today. It’s sunny every day.

Hajime: Ehehe. Is this not a ‘good thing’? If it’s sunny, our laundry will dry faster, so I think it’s pretty nice ♪

Eichi: Hajime-kun, Anzu-chan, how about the both of you take a seat first? I’ll prepare the tea and snacks.

Hajime: Ah, there’s no need! I can’t let the Student Council President do such odd jobs!

Eichi: Kindly refrain from addressing me with an excessively formal [1] title like ‘Student Council President’.

Please do away with the formalities; let me steep the tea. After all, is this not part of Tea Club’s activities ♪

Ritsu: Ecchan, the snacks I’ve made are in the kitchen fridge. If everyone’s okay with it, we can have them with tea~?

Eichi: Hehe, even though calling me ‘Student Council President’ is too ceremonial and could even be considerred flattery, calling me ‘Ecchan’ is also a little too… familiar[2].

Then again, Ritsu-kun had to repeat a year. He was meant to be in the same year as I, so I suppose it doesn’t really matter.

Though… trying to find the perfect balance between ‘authority’ and ‘approachability’ is extremely difficult. Anzu-chan, you agree, don’t you?

I’ll head over to the kitchen now. I’ll be back promptly, so please feel free to take a break.

Aha, ‘serving’ others is actually rather fun… ♪

I can drop the heavy title of the student council president and just be myself… times like these are really hard to come by. Tea Club’s activities are a great way for me to relax ♪

Ritsu: Ah~… Don’t just stand here yapping away, hurry up and go~ Your monologues always drag on for waaaay too long.

Eichi: Hehe, my sincere apologies. Without further ado, I shall now take my leave. Farewell ♪

Ritsu: Byebye~ …Ha~kun, Anzu, there are chairs over there that you can use~ It’s kinda stressful to see you standing around you know?

Hajime: Achoo, please excuse me. Ahh, finally… the feeling of being alive. Inhale… exhale… I feel really relaxed~ ♪

Ritsu: Ha~kun, you’re not allowed to take out that fragrant thing when you’re next to me~ The second I smell it, I immediately feel like falling asleep…?

Hajime: Ahaha. Lavender does have a sleep-inducing effect~ My bad ♪

Though… Ritsu-senpai, you’re always sleeping… I heard that if you sleep too much, your braincells will die~

Ritsu: Ahhh, no wonder I’ve been so forgetful lately. So this was the reason… Eh, it doesn’t matter, sleeping is pretty comfy. If I sleep during the day, I’ll be awake at night, and vice versa.

Hajime: Is that so~ You’re such a night owl.

Flipping your sleep schedule is really unhealthy… I think it’s still best if you don’t consume so much coffee…

Eichi: If I may interrupt — upon evaluation of your lifestyle and habits, Ritsu-kun, I’ve prepared some kudzu root soup[3] for you, as it seems to me that your body isn’t in the best of conditions these days.

Ritsu: But I’ve always been like this though.. Ahhh… this flavour is… really… too special, I don’t like it~

Fizzy fruit juice would’ve been fine.

I’m gonna eat some of the snacks I made to clease my palate. Om nom nom ♪

Eichi: The designs of Ritsu-kun’s desserts are rather avant-garde…

To be honest, one would find that they are actually really delicious after eating them, but I would have to muster a lot of courage to even take the first bite. I don’t think this is particularly cordial?

For Hajime-kun, I’ve brewed some vanilla tea – that’s alright with you, yes? Anzu-chan and I will be having Oriental Beauty Tea, I hope it’s to your tastes… ♪

Hajime: Ahh… it’s some high-end tea leaves again… One cup like this is practically equivalent to my entire income from working part-time in school~

Eichi: Fufu. Only food of the highest quality should be consumed.

The food of today maketh the body of tomorrow. This is but an investment for the future.

I have to pay extra attention to my diet due to my sickly body… so I am rather envious of people like you who can eat just about anything you fancy.

Ritsu: Ah~ …If you wanna live forever, I can turn you into a vampire~?

Eichi: Even though I am interested in the vampiric lifestyle, I still wish to continue being an idol. Come on, everyone, please make yourself at home and have a drink.

Today, there are more people than usual – the atmosphere is a lot livelier and fun, so I’m really happy.

You too, Anzu-chan. You’re welcome to join us Tea Club anytime ♪

Ritsu: Yeppu, I agree with Ecchan on this. Even though I tend to hate noisy environments, but when tea is drunk with everyone around, one would feel even happier.

Let’s host a Mad Tea Party in your dreams too… ♪

Translator's notes: [1] The original CN term used is "见外", which means to "treat someone as an outsider", or "to treat someone with formal courtesy as accorded to a host or guest".

[2] The original CN term used is "熟络", which means "familiar / close". Generally speaking Asian countries places a lot of importance on treating your seniors with respect, and using an informal nickname to your superior isn't the most respectful thing LOL; however, you can call people of the same age as you or younger than you by informal means. Ritsu is in year 2 and Eichi in year 3, which means that on paper Eichi is his senior and should be addressed as such (ie. -senpai). So that's why Ecchan made that remark -- which implies something like "don't address me like that, we're not that close / we're not in the same year". But afterwards he lets it pass because Ritsu did get held back LMFAO so in theory Ritsu would've also been in year 3. Read Black Tea - A Spoonful of Sweet Poison 5 to find out more about the origin's of "Ecchan"~

[3] Kudzu root soup... Kudzu "is an herb used in Chinese medicine to treat alcoholism, heart disease, menopausal symptoms, diabetes, fever, the common cold, and neck or eye pain. It is sometimes used in combination with other herbs, [and suggested to have] anti-inflammatory and neuroprotective properties." (Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Centre - Information about Kudzu).

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delusionisaplace · 7 months

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10 Songs Tag Game

Rules: Use your WIP playlist and put it on shuffle. Write the first 10 songs that come up and quote your favorite lyrics from each song and/or the lyrics that fit your WIP best (they might be the same lyrics), then tag 10 people.

i was tagged by @athenswrites, and i’ll tag @plutosnotebook @stesierra @starbuds-and-rosedust @ibuprofen-exe @mjparkerwriting @wisteriaxxviolet @harmonydork @junypr-camus @time-to-write-and-suffer @orphicwonders

this is for my wip 2083, which is a blend of sci-fi, cyberpunk, dystopia and romance

just keep in mind that absolutely NONE of this shit will make any damn sense unless we happen to share the same braincell 😅

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

I belong with you and only you

A BOY IS A GUN - Tyler, the Creator

No, don’t shoot me down

Helmet - Steve Lacy

I’d been consumed / I’m not for sale / Man, what the hell?

NEW MAGIC WAND - Tyler, the Creator

I live life with no fear, except for the idea / That one day you won’t be here

Space Song - Beach House

Who will dry your eyes / When it falls apart? / What makes this fragile world go ’round?

HEAL YOUR HEART (Interlude) - Brent Faiyaz

I wish I had all the answers to heal your heart

See You Again - Tyler, the Creator

I said I'm 'bout to go to war / And I don't know if I'ma see you again

Here With You - d4vd

And if it's right, I don't care how long it takes / As long as I'm with you / I've got a smile on my face / Save your tears, it'll be okay / All I know is you're here with me

EARFQUAKE - Tyler, the Creator

Don't leave, it's my fault / Cause when it all comes crashing down I'll need you

As the World Caves In - Matt Maltese

Oh girl, it's you that I lie with / As the atom bomb locks in / Oh girl, it's you I watch TV with / As the world, as the world caves in

#tag game #writeblr #writing community #wip: 2083

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galacticgraffiti · 6 months

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20 Questions!

thanks for the tag @corvod (i dont know why it won't let me tag you help) (I also have to put this under a readmore I am incapable of short answers)

How many works do you have on AO3?

I have 20 works right now... so many are unfinished I am hiding my face.

What’s your total AO3 word count?

331,532 (gahdamn)

What fandoms do you write for?

I used to write exclusively Star Wars, but I have somewhat lost motivation for that, at least for now. Currently, I write a lot for BG3 and I'm working on some TLT stuff!

What are your top five fics by kudos?

(1) Veman'alor (Boba Fett x reader) (2) October Thots (various SW characters x reader) (3) Ad'ika (Wrecker x reader - my very first fic!) (4) Big Love Ahead (Halsin x reader) (5) Daddy's Home (Boba Fett x reader)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I do my best to respond to comments, especially on AO3 because that's all the interaction with the author that people get, so I try to make them feel appreciated for taking the time. I'm horrible at keeping up with comment-reblogs on tumblr, even if I try very hard. My brain gets overwhelmed sometimes.

What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Hmm I have a Boba Fett x reader somewhere that I remember being pretty angsty but I can not for the life of me remember where I shoved it. The most current one I have is I Am Nothing (Like You Thought I Was) in which I put all my feelings about Ascendant!Astarion and abusive relationships.

What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Nearly all of them - I can't make my characters suffer without making them happy in the end apparently. Also I never finish anything lol

Do you get hate on fics?

I've gotten a couple of comments that were, if not hateful, still unkind towards me. I block very liberally these days :))) If people don't want to understand that you can simply Not Read what you don't like then they can fuck off.

Do you write smut? If so what kind?

Not exclusively (anymore), but a lot, yes. A lot of x reader, though I do enjoy writing about my OC(s) as well. Oddly enough, I really like writing about male characters even if I'm a lesbian.

Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

I don't really. I admire people who have the braincells for it, but I settle in a universe and stay where I feel comfortable.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I am aware of.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Someone once messaged me asking about it, but I never heard anything else so... no?

Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

I have not! Collaboration is fun but so much work.

What’s your all-time favourite ship?

I don't really have one. Wait no, that's a lie. It's Gideon Nav and Harrowhark (I would die for them)- and thanks to Leo, it's now also Bloodweave (Gale x Astarion from BG3). I am consumed by them.

What’s a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

So many. Way too many. I really wish I could finish them all, so I'm willing it into existence instead of telling myself I won't lol

What are your writing strengths?

I love dialogue very much, I think I'm decently good at dirty talk specifically lol. But what I like the most is worldbuilding in the sense of making an existing world my own.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Typing things out that seem so clear in my head lmaooo

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I love it! I'm a huge language nerd, so I do it whenever possible, it feels more immersive to me that way. I appreciate translations being provided though.

First fandom you wrote for?

I think Star Wars may honestly have been it - I was never really active in a fandom before.

Favourite fic you’ve ever written?

Oh damn a whammy at the end, huh? That's so hard. It's always the fic I'm currently working on the most, I think- so right now, it has to be Big Love Ahead. It feels so warm and comfortable to me.

This was so fun! I apologise to everyone who has tagged me in games and I haven't done them, I get real overwhelmed sometimes. No pressure tags for some mutuals @purgetrooperfox @certified-anakinfucker @baba-fett @ulchabhangorm @atriursa

#tag game #20 questions #writer ask game #gala tag games

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huggingtentacles · 8 months

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thank god for the seamless co-op mode ruining the invasion community's fun. i didnt consent to pvp and now you tryhards cant touch me and my party

My braincells are actively being consumed by the yellow flame as I read this ask. This is the most idiotic shit I've ever received in an ask.

I play on PlayStation so I don't care but the fact that you felt the need to write about how you love the fact that PC invasions get less activity to a random invader on the internet really shows how utterly pathetic you are. What an absolute wet sock of a person. I can feel the bitterness in your words, that you most definitely wrote through the tears, after some guy with moderate knowledge of the game absolutely obliterated your coop. Maybe instead of being a sad loser in my inbox you should've considered, idk, taking a break from the game? Going outside? Getting another hobby that doesn't make you miserable?

And since I've got your attention, allow me to explain something to your silky-smooth brain:

When you join multiplayer in Elden Ring you do consent to invasions. It's in the game's rules. You start cooperative multiplayer = you get invaded. You might try to argue whether it's a good system or not but you can't pretend that invaders are somehow breaking into your game. You've invited them. Stop pretending like you're being bullied when what happened in reality is that you've willingly joined competitive multiplayer and lost.

Go mod all the difficulty out of your game, I genuinely don't give a shit, you've paid money for it, it's yours. Honestly by not wasting invader's time on your pathetic ass you've done them a great service.

#invader talk

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thereareeyesinsidethetrees · 8 months

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1, 5, 13, 24 for the 🔥 ask game?

(bolding these so its a bit easier to distinguish them)

number 1 - the character everyone gets wrong

ford. of course

number 5 - worst discord server and why

ill admit. ive only ever been in one discord server. i really dont think its the worst, but i didnt like being there. i was only there for one day, and everyone started talking shit about ford. which is to be expected, really. it was kinda idiotic of me to assume that sorta thing wouldnt happen. no blame on the people in the server

number 13 - worst blorboficiation

i wish i knew what that meant. blorbo-fixation? or how people treat the character when they talk about it being their blorbo? 'this character has consumed my last remaining braincells scug-style' or a 'blueberry vs swap sans' situation?

im unsure

number 24 - topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

two things!

one - the half-canon things that no one truly knows.

things like the eye color debate (fully up to the individual's interpretation) or the timeline (as inconsistent as something can possibly be, and i like to imagine this is just a canon fact. keeps me from losing my mind about it)

two - anything about ford.

rancid, because i have seen people hate this guy to the point of censoring his name when they speak about him

not to mention all the ableist and victim-blame-y things people like to say about him

see, the thing about ford is that a lot of people just dont like him. possibly the only character i have ever seen people talk about in ways that can genuinely hurt real actual people (i would know)

its quite unfortunate, really

#thank you for sending in an ask :]#i could write an essay about how much i hate people describing ford as pretentious #anyway. the other one went in the tags so i suppose this can be put this there as well #gravity falls #ford pines

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austronauts · 1 year

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I'm curious as to how you got mitched. Was it gradual or did you just wake up one day with an all consuming urge to gently cradle this hamster of a man in your palms and deposit him into your pocket

oh it was not gradual at all let me tell you. it descended upon me faster than the leafs concede 2-0 leads. it descended upon me SO SWIFTLY i'm still reeling and trying to understand WHAT HAPPENED and how this little twink got me SO BAD.

so, the chronology of events and the Epic Tale of The Fall of Troy (me) to The Twink was as follows:

me happily existing as a pens fan who - after a long hiatus of not following hockey closely - just started getting back into the penguins because a casual conversation with my friends about hockey awakened my dormant penguins sicko memories and instincts like mount vesuvius erupting all over pompeii and herculaneum

me happily joining hockey tumblr and frolicking around in the pensblr fandom. i'd seen a couple of leafs games and knew that "that kid marner" was really good and played VERY pretty hockey but I honestly did not think about him at all! he was just some tiktoker lookin ass dude and i was busy tending to my geriatric birds (although i will say - as i started watching more and more hockey, leafs immediately endeared themselves to me for reasons i can't quite articulate. they just had good vibes. the contrast between the INCREDIBLE hypnotizingly beautiful hockey they played + the utterly boneheaded indefensibly bad mistakes and losses to bottom feeder teams? relatable queens!)

and then one day i found "jack campbell cat dad" content on here and became intrigued by auston matthews' massive mountainous body and jawline and looked up toronto maple leafs content on youtube. THIS, DEAR READER, WAS MY FIRST FATAL MISTAKE. you see - the toronto maple leafs' social media team HANDS DOWN makes the best content, because they FUNDAMENTALLY realize hockey teams and kpop groups are the same thing, especially when it comes to gaining new fans.

ANYWAY, i still remember the EXACT video that made me go - "my god, what is this silly little twink all about. why does he have eyelashes like that. i would like to both squash him into a viscous glittery paste i rub on my eyelids like eyeshadow AND cradle him in my fannypack while feeding him little nuts and pieces of asiago cheese." IT WAS THIS VIDEO - tHE LEAFS CALLING EACH OTHER OUT . THE INFAMOUS VIDEO WHERE MITCH DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SAY ENCYCLOPEDIA. i love a dumb little boy!

MY SECOND FATAL MISTAKE was dragging a fellow friend into hockey with me because im incapable of obsessing over something by myself. i always need to get someone else into it too. SO. I started showing my friend leafs content and SHE was like "have u noticed that this little fruit won't stop talking about auston matthews every chance he gets" (EXHIBIT A: THIS VIDEO where mitch mentions how good auston looks in EVERYTHING every 20 seconds. baby girl, enough. ENOUGH. just say you're dickmatized and go)

and then alas. ALAS. my third and final fatal mistake was going down the mitch marner tag on tumblr and unfortunately being exposed to all the ways in which! he is just! AN IDIOT MANIC PIXIE DREAM TWINK with 2 braincells (one of which is a sour skittle), daddy issues and tragic lore, and irresponsibly long eyelashes who loves physically glomming onto every teammate like a baby koalabear, adopting himself into older teammates' families as their part-time son and part-time dog, wearing terrible outfits and dancing in them, generally being a needy sweetheart that loves to chirp his teammates (poorly) but loves gassing them up even more, drawing smiley faces on his gloves to remind himself that hockey is supposed to be fun (this detail kills me every day), and making weird little faces on the bench because he has the zoomies? god, i am not your strongest soldier! i was not BUILT to be able to resist little sugary sweet morsels like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if MATTHEW MARTIN, one of nhl's TOP LEADERS IN HITS, caved into mitchell marner heart body and soul....what the fuck am I supposed to do? not give him the love and headpats and neck scritches he wants? not root for his little happiness and well-being? i'm an idiot but not a MONSTER

anyway, that's why i am here typing up this monstrous screed on all the ways in which i was personally victimized by mitchell marner i guess.

okay wait i WILL add one thing - so long before i was a hockey fan i was a soccer fan, and have always always loved undersized creative playmakers who can seemingly weave magic from thin air while effortlessly eluding opponents as if they're made from pixie dust themselves. i have no doubt if mitch grew up in a country where soccer was THE sport, he would be a world class playmaking midfielder right now. and in that sense i do think my adoption of mitch marner as my little hamster was inevitable tbh.

#asks #anon #incapable of being concise about this twink YET AGAIN

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ariel-gremlinzkeep · 1 year

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wispcherry · 6 months

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second time around on the same url baby! I swear I am NOT a bot

hi okay so this is, at the moment, a fanpage. probably for fanart and mumblings and what have you. really been consumed by good omens (+ related Europeans) lately but i also get silly with poetry, geology, linguistics, art, Scooby Doo for some reason, dungeons and dragons, Zelda. I cannot stress it enough that I'm into Mitski, and everything queer under the sun. and out of it. we here at wispcherry stay goofy.

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#big super naturals = my own original spn posts. you're a tumblite you know what spn is

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#queue idiot. we could have been us = IM SORRY LMAO. queued bits.

if you want to get to know a brief bit about me:

Hi, my name is Monty, I'm a trans. Something. and I use he/they pronouns. 17 going on 18. Filipino-Japanese-German-Irish. It's a mouthful. Unfortunately a boykisser, luckily a ladyliker, always an appreciation for those in between. Friendly to most. Most. I think roleplaying is kind of sick (positive connotation) and that being in fandoms is positively delightful. AI is shit. Free Palestine. TERFs, MAPs, MRAs, fascists, you know the like, can fuck off. ACAB. Unless it's Inspector Constable. (Can't say much about inspectors and constables, I'm from the states.) I'm a silly guy but please be decent on the page. And off of it.

#thats right baby all points no quills.#introductory post

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probablygoblins · 2 years

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A Comprehensive List of my F/Os

Hello Tumgle.Cum :)

Here, I will document all of my F/Os, and why I decided to wife them up. This is absolutely an excuse to yell about my blorbos, and you couldn’t stop me if you tried. All of this is MY OWN INTERPRETATION of the following characters. Canon can suck my dick :)

Ghiaccio

Ah, my original Best Boy! Husband Prime, if you will. I was barely into JJBA the first time I saw this idiot. I took one look at him and went “Yep, that’s him. He’s the one. That’s my next hyperfixation.” And I never looked back. Did I even know his name at the time? No. Did that stop me from thirsting after him? No. I needed that ice dick like I need air.

First of all, his design is amazing. I love the mostly monochrome design with the pops of red! It looks like he’s wearing converse, which is amazing in it of itself. He looks so cute in his glasses. And the hair? The hair is immaculate. Ghiaccio’s curls make me wanna run around my room banging my fists on the walls and floor and my desk. They look SO SOFT. If I ran my fingers through that man’s hair I would be RUINED. And I know, canonically, he’s always making ugly faces. But I think they’re so endearing. And when he’s not making gremlin faces, he’s so damn handsome.

Personality-wise? That man is the biggest tsundere and you CANNOT convince me otherwise. He is an enraged wet kitten hiding under a box. I am picking him up by the scruff of the neck and holding him as he takes swipes at me. Angey lil boy makes me go doki-doki. Ghiaccio strikes me as the type to be super cold when you first meet him, no pun intended. He doesn’t like to engage, and he doesn’t like to get close to too many people. But if you can get past the icy exterior, he can be so warm and sweet in his own way. His love language is definitely quality time. He’d just love to sit next to me and play games and bask in my presence.

Hol Horse

Can someone say HIMBO? First time I laid eyes on him, I knew. This man is a big fucking idiot. And the further I got into SDC, the more it solidified my opinion. Thing is, I love idiots, and I am also a bit of an idiot, so we’re a match made in heaven :)

Hol just looks so... dusty. A dusty crust man. A stinky ol’ cowboy. Probably a bit older, but has none of the wisdom that comes with age. He has 3 braincells. Two are dedicated to guns and horses, and the remaining one is always thinking about ME >:D His color scheme is really pleasant, and his pants? Exquisite. They may not be assless chaps, but I adore them anyway. And his weird double shirt thing he has going on is charming. And the FUCKING SIDEBURNS. AWOOOOOGA.

Overall, Hol is just so funny and charming. He may be a villain, but he’s a villain I adore. Nothing ever goes right for him, and he doesn’t exactly take it in stride, but he presses on nonetheless. Whatever antics he gets up to never fail to make me laugh. Love me a big goofy, dusty cowboy. I’m always thinking about the good western-style romance we could have. Going on long horse rides together, where one of us falls of and has to rescue the other. Dancing under the stars. Drinking on the front porch and making of fun of each other, dying of laughter. Deep down, Hol’s a big mischievous golden retriever. And he’s perfect.

Prosciutto

I blame @jellyluchi for this one. She exposed me to a hot old man, and I am left to wallow in the consequences of her actions. In all seriousness, I didn’t used to be that into him. I thought he was kinda mean. After consuming way too much fanfic and art of Prosciutto, I still think he’s mean, but now I’m SUPER INTO IT. He is so SEXY and MEAN and DOMINANT and I want him to STEP ON ME with his OLD MAN BOOTS.

I mean, have you SEEN HIM. He’s just so dapper!!! The colors of his suit? SEXY AS FUCK. The ascot? I want to pull it off him, and then I want him to tie my wrists with it. Or maybe tie his wrists with it. Whatever works. The deep V-neck is so fucking slutty, and I can do nothing but stare at those glorious boobies. I love his hair, too. Prosciutto’s hair is so unique. I’ve never seen anything like it, but it’s so pretty. 10/10 Old Man design.

Like I said before, this man is MEAN. He is NOT USED to being emotionally vulnerable, and covers it up by being a dick. He would definitely make me cry a couple times, but he’s so old and rich and emotionally stupid, he doesn’t know what to do. So he just... throws money at me. And I can laugh at how awkward he is trying to apologize. And when he’s not being mean and awkward, he’s so tender. And sweet. And cuddly. He’d wrap me up in his arms and lay me on his chest, telling me how beautiful he thinks I am. And if that’s not what I get in an IRL relationship, I DON’T WANT IT!!!!!!!

Cioccolata

Oh boy... this bitch... another man I got into because of fancontent. If you don’t know already, I am the biggest fattest slut for pet play. It’s in my top 3 kinks. And then I read a series of headcanons about being Cioccolata’s puppy, and it was all over for me. His is moldy and gross and a terrorist. But he’s my moldy gross terrorist.

Idfk what to say about his appearance, he’s just.. mold. His hair looks like mushroom, or perhaps seaweed. He’s hot weird green face paint. His eyes are funky. He wears half a thong. And yet... he just looks so fun. It’s a fun design. I wanna pull on his mushroom hair and call him Doctor~

Cioccolata is a nasty, terrible man. But my brand has sort of become simping for awful terrible men, so there’s really nothing new here. His voice is sexy in both sub and dub. He may be insane, but he’s sexy. And I love when a crazy insane evil guy has their Person(or Persons) that they’re soft for. Just... Cioccolata who’s so crazy and evil in public. He’s still kinda crazy and evil in private, but he’s more of a crackhead than anything. Random headpats. Staying up til 4am watching horror movies. Participating in whatever weird experiments he’s doing, and bantering about it. I love villain love <3

Secco

What’s better than ONE pet play-obsessed thot? TWO OF THEM, OF COURSE!!! I knew a little about Cio before watching Vento Aureo, but I had ZERO INFO about Secco. And as soon as I saw him running around like a feral possum and fucking shit up, I knew. That’s my soulmate.

Secco’s design is pretty simple, all things consider. You only ever see him in the suit, but the suit is honestly... kind of sexy. What little we can see of his face is big and fucked up. But I LOVE big fucked up eyes and hyper-detailed teeth. Like, sir? Sir??? Please bite me. I need it. Without the suit, I think he’s just a fairly skinny, pale dude. He’s probably got a lot of scars from Cio doing experimental surgery on him, but he’s a freak and he’s into it. I’m a proud part of the Blue Hair Secco Cult. He has indigo hair and it’s messy and curly and falls down his neck and it’s FUCKING HOT.

I love the duality of “acting as a man’s dog” and “striving to be better and important”. He’s a fucked up little guy. He’s feral and loves to go crazy and tear shit apart. But he’s really smart in his own right, and probably has trouble articulating it, cuz he’s so used to being a dog. But he loves letting go and being a little creature. I’d love to just lose all my inhibitions and go batshit with him. I wanna wrestle with all night long, and get dirty in the garden. He loves to do stuff with his hands. But he’s also happy to just sit next to each other and draw. And I love that.

Hazamada

So... uhhhhh.... hmmm... *sweats* I just... I saw a really good piece of art of him, from before Araki babygirlified him. Not, like, BUFF Hazamada, but just a real cool-looking, skinny alt Hazamada. That was it. That was all it took. I am weak for greasy alt boys. Don’t look at me.

Hazamada is literally juts Some Goth. He looks like a wet greasy napkin. Hasn’t slept in his entire life. Spends all his time watching anime and drawing fucked-up questionable shit. But, y’know? That’s part of his charm. I love the sleek glossy black hair. His coat looks badass, and his stand is super cool. There’s not much to his design, but I love it all the same. Dumbass Edgy Alt Hazamada supremacy.

He’s just so weird and unhinged. We didn’t get a lot of him in the series, and what little we got was rather violent. But we love that for him. Love me a fucked up little guy. Fucked up little weeb men own my heart. I HC him to be kind of depressed, and with deep-seated anger issues from loneliness. He needs a hug. Therapy, mostly, but also a hug. And I am happy to hug him and inhale the smell of paper and ink. I just know he’s an artist. Draw a lot of surrealist art, and scenes from his favorite anime series. I’d love to sit and watch him draw and talk about nothing for hours. And afterwards, we can binge watch his favorite series, and I can watch how his eyes light up at the climactic scenes.

Mikitaka

EIRIAN, ANATA NO EIIIIIRIAAAAAAN!!!! God, I loved Miki from the first episode he showed up in. He’s so weird. And so very Gender. Clueless Non-Human is one of my favorite tropes. Sometimes he’s a little awkward, but aren’t we all? And I would absolutely eat the ice cream made from his fingers.

LOOK. AT. THIS. MAN. He is TOO DAMN PRETTY. The hair. The eyes. The nose ring connected to his elegant ears. I could swoon right now. All the charms on his outfit are so well-designed, and I’ve taken the time to study each of them. My favorite flavor of Miki is in the Super Fly episode where his hair is all curly. HE IS JUST. SO. PRETTYYY!!!!!!

And oh my God, he’s adorable. He’s so sweet and awkward. He just wants to make friends and do the right thing. He’s not quite sure how to act just yet, but he’s doing his best. Whatever he does, he puts his whole heart into, and I admire him. I could teach him so many things and take him so many places. Get him a milkshake. Stargaze with him. Tell him about Earth constellations while he tells me about the stars he recognizes. Pet dogs with him. I want to show him everything and watch him grow.

Keicho

Hehe... well, I did say I liked terrible men, didn’t I? But I’m a slut for a redemption arc, and I WILL make it happen. WATCH ME. I honestly fell for him watching the live-action DIU movie(which you should totally watch btw). Not because I like Actor Keicho. I actually think he looks kinda funny. But that got me thinking about how cool manga and anime Keicho were. And, well, now I love him. So that’s that.

His design actually isn’t all that cool to me. He looks like a dork. But who’s gonna teach him how to dress? His dead mom? His weird goblin of a dad? It’s not his fault he looks like a goober. The ‘BADCO’ logo on his collar is a nice touch, though. Oh, and DON’T get me started on the hair. His hair is a disaster. Wtf is it even supposed to be??? Keicho. Sweetheart. Love of my life. Please go outside. Look at a normal person. DO YOUR DAMN HAIR LIKE A REGULAR GUY.

Keicho’s personality shown in the series isn’t what really draws me too him. It’s the potential hidden in that personality. Imagine if he got to live and had to deal with the grief of all the death he’s caused. And knowing that there’s still part of his dad left in what DIO created of him. He thinks he’s a monster, and perhaps he is. But he doesn’t have to stay that way. He needs a good mix of comfort for his mental and emotional wounds, and a kick in the ass for his arrogance and stubbornness. But I think he could come back. I’d hold his hand until he could walk confidently on his own, and even after that.

#self ship #self ship community #jojos bizzare adventure #jjba headcanons #f/o imagines #my f/os #f/o stuff #ghiaccio #prosciutto #hol horse #cioccolata #jjba secco #mikitaka hazekura #toshikazu hazamada #keicho nijimura #jjba stardust crusaders #jjba diamond is unbreakable #jjba vento auero #GoblinsWrites

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sporkkles-irl · 1 year

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What is zenovae? :0 I checked the tag and it didn't really clarify anything, is it an oc story or a crossover au or what? Genuinely curious it looks neat

its a crossover killing game rp run by my buds that ive been in for the past like year that has consumed all of my braincells :O

#anon #halogen.txt

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gompereatsall · 2 years

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Also if you wanna, juza hyodo and yuki rurikawa for the ask game too!!

(i'll be real, it's been a while since I've consumed canon a3 content, so,,, some stuff might be inaccurate my bad)

it's the guy i share a bday with, juza!!

favorite thing about them: his whole deal about being self conscious about who you are?? like. like his whole portrait episode. my god. that alone made him one of my favorite characters. his character growth about being more confident not only on stage but in other stuff like life?? im in love

least favorite thing about them: I? I literally can't think of anything?? i guess just how much sugar he eats, i mean yeah it's hilarious but also guy please. please no (i mean this light heatedly dw)

favorite line: I'll be honest, I'll be skipping these ones because I cannot remember any quotes for the life of my lmao (I JUST SAW YOUR POST IT'S "Uh... what sounds so bears make again? Beeeaaar!")

brOTP: muku and kumon,,,,, I love when the family hangs out, those three are my faves <33 ALSO O High Boys are so good,, those three make the PERFECT asobi asobase au ever

OTP: juza x banri 100%, the rivals to friends to lovers,,, so good,,,

nOTP: other than the obvious kumon and muku, no one in particular? also no weird age stuff, like anyone in high school when he's in college

random headcanon: has acne bc of all the sugar he eats. also he has lots of energy bc of the sugar he eats. he has to bounce his legs or tap his fingers or SOMETHING, he also just lays awake at night because he can't resist eating something sweet before going to bed...

unpopular opinion: fandom makes him a big himbo and, in juban fics, only cares about banri and i?? I don't like that?? please expand on his family and his whole self esteem issues. I want fics about his self esteem issues please

song i associate with them: UHH AGAIN I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF SONGS... I'm also so bad at assigning songs to characters that aren't my OCs... ig Sweet Magic by Junky PURELY for all the sweets and desserts and not the actual meaning lmao. Also maybe Ado's Gira Gira?? About his scary demeanor and all. (Also just figured out that the songs don't have to fit them, just remind me of them. These two may not fit but I always think of Juza when I listen to them.) Also Akatsuki Arrival!! Makes me think of Juza and Banri everytime :)

favorite picture of them: This card is the good shit. I have no idea why, I just like his outfit lmaoo

YUKI TIME

favorite thing about them: he's so sassy, and i LOVE his quips

least favorite thing about them: uhhh idk, let people in more?? talk out your problems man idk

favorite line: skip, sorry

brOTP: UGH friendship with muku, first of all. I love those two so much <33 also I love his friendship with Azami and then bonding over their dislike of Sakyo working with like fashion and make up (idk, i've always related those two things closely together). Obviously he's very close to the summer troupe, but i love him hanging out with misumi, kazunari, and kumon just to be their sole braincell

OTP: actually no one?? because i headcanon him as aroace, I don't ship him with anyone. Platonically however, him and muku are very cute <33

nOTP: nothing really, just no weird age stuff (so no one from the winter troupe, and no one in college)

random headcanon: his arm has small, tiny injuries from missing the pincushion, and the pins just stabbing his arm. This only happens when he's REALLY focused and is 'in the zone,' so he doesn't really feel it when it happens.

unpopular opinion: idk, i can't really think of anything? yeah he enjoys wearing skirts and dresses, but only because women's clothing are more fashionable and prettier than men's clothing. He also really enjoys wearing guy stuff if it's really cool or fashionable. he also doesn't really like wearing make up; doesn't like the feeling of it on his face

song i associate with them: Jitterbug I feel fits Yuki really well! Surii's Telecaster B-Boy also fits i think!

favorite picture of them: UGH THIS CARD OF HIM HAS ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF MY FAVORITES, I JUST LOVE HIS CLOTHES i am,,, very weak for traditional clothing,,,

#thanks for the ask!!#ask game #mxddyhero

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sukunoon · 2 years

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ATSUMI┊kemi x miya atsumu εïз┊this december by ricky montgomery εïз┊roommates to lovers + soulmates

[ late night gaming sessions ] [ coffee dates ] [ hugs from behind ] [ cooking together ] [ goofy off in general courses ] [ passing notes during class ] [ pictures of us hanging in the apartment ] [ birthday eve presents ] [ forehead kisses ] [ piggyback rides ] [ collectively having one braincell ] [ I’m always on the inside of the sidewalk ] [ tba ]

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐄𝐓. it was close to the start of her first day of college, kemi, of course, had procrastinated finding a place to live until the very last minute, which, was nothing knew for her. so, as she anxiously looked for apartments that were cheap, or at least affordable, he father sent her a screenshot of a post. someone was in need of a roommate since his had just recently graduated and moved out. she jumped at the opportunity since the apartment was so close to her college. her roommate was none other than miya atsumu, the volleyball nerd who just so happen to go to the same college as her.

𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄. it was the cafe just around the corner from their apartment building that had been rumored to be one of the best coffee places around. walking there in the sunshine was so relaxing, then seeing the soft yellow building covered with flowers and murals, it was calming and the utmost welcoming. the coffee she drank reminded her so much of her hometown, atsumu learned a lot about her past that morning, and he was so happy she finally shared all she did with him. kemi also learned something that morning...atsumu hates coffee, but tried to drink it anyway to impress her.

εïз┊confession. moodboard. pinterest.

TO: 'TSUMU☀️ [ tsum my hands are cold :(( ]

FROM: 'TSUMU☀️ [ put them in my pants then ] [ it warms them up i would know ]

KOTEMI┊kemi x bokuto kotarou εïз┊pretty face by public εïз┊mutual friends to lovers

[ temple kisses ] [ cloudgazing ] [ always picks me up when he hugs me ] [ nighttime cuddles as our favorite show plays ] [ matching outfits ] [ early breakfast before he goes to practice ] [ pillow forts ]

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐄𝐓. kemi didn’t go to the bar quite often, never actually. though, when her friend kuroo asked her to join him she couldn’t refuse his constant begging. so, with the little patience she had, she waltzed into the bar with him by her side. her eyes where everywhere but in front of her, taking in the new surrounding before being introduced to kuroo’s other friends that sat in the back booth of the bar. she simply smiled and waved to the three of them, taking a seat next to her friend, though her eyes couldn’t stop sneaking glancing at smiley, innocent seeming bokuto, that is, until he looked back at her with a completely different look in his eyes.

𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄. it was nothing more than gazing up at the sky, though instead of stargazing, bokuto liked calling it cloudgazing. the pair sat atop a grassy hill, filled with the springtime breeze and dandelion seeds floating in the wind as clouds roamed throughout the sky. it was a time to relax, to take away the stress of life the two had been experiencing. it wasn’t long before he laid on his back, arms falling to the ground as she looked back at him with a smile, soon joining right next to him. all was well as he placed a kiss on her temple, brushing the hair from her face as the lack of sleep consumed him.

εïз┊confession. moodboard. pinterest.

TO: KO🦉🏐 [ 💞 ]

FROM: KO🦉🏐 [ BABY ] [ HI ] [ I KISSED YOU ] [ MISSED* ] [ fuck i wish i kissed you ]

εïз┊back to selfship page?

#[ꕥ] — atsumi☀️#[ꕥ] — kotemi🦉🏐#screaming while writing these #and this is just the beginning <//3

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honey-creek · 2 years

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yes hello i would like to hear your headcanons and/or your general thoughts on clyde. sorry if youve done this before i am new here :) i like ur content

anon. first of all. i lov e you. thank you. thank you so much SO........ a few hcs i have of him:

has huge himbo energy. only has 1 braincell. someone described him as having a windows screensaver bouncing around in his mind at all times. has the wii menu music playing in his head. there is just nothing going on in there.

doesnt tend to like a lot of video games but he did fall prey to the FNAF and minecraft trends. addicted to FNAF theories and lore but he only watches and consumes from all the wrong sources and none of his theories make ANY sense but will defend them rabidly

i think he’s kind of a lonely kid deep down. *craves* attention. probably dealing with grief he doesn’t fully understand and will seek attention from anyone who will give it to him (hence his addiction to going to raisins and becoming narcissistic in the list)

he is very sensitive and easily hurt and frightened. he loves to be comforted by his friends whether it be words of encouragement or touch (he loves hugs)

not a HC but canonical information that’s SO important - he is the BEST at giving hugs.

my general thoughts on him? i just think he’s neat. he’s got a good sense of morals, he’s not afraid to stand up for his friends, but yet he can also be really mean and selfish sometimes and i like the complexity of that. he also just seems to be really sweet, like the kind of person you could talk to about anything and he’d listen (though he’d be awful at giving advice, but he’d still try!) overall he’s just really cute! he’s got a lot of cute details and habits even if he’s just in the background of a scene (did you all know he’s a tummy sleeper. how goddamn adorable is that) and idk! i just like him a lot!!!!! id like to see more episodes of his dynamic with craig, they’re clearly good (maybe best) friends, but it’s something that i hope gets explored before SP eventually ends.

#kas talks #clyde #THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON THIS MADE ME GO RABID SEEING THIS IN MY INBOX

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hopeididntscareyou · 2 years

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sometimes people don't necessarily mean to offend us, they just don't understand us and that is normal.. i didn't say its okay or not okay but again, it is normal. people dont realize this, but its actually easier to just assume people won't get you, than expecting otherwise, only for you to get hurt when they don't meet your expectations. when someone is 'insensitive' it doesn't always mean they meant to harm you, especially if its people who cares about you. i had this problem with Taylor and it hasnt been always comforting whenever he said I'm just being too hard on myself when i talk about my gaming addiction. i don't feel like he really understand my struggles and i feel guilty to say that i was disappointed, because as en empathetic guy i kinda expected he would have understood me. but he loves his games and he definitely has a good relationship with it. he doesn't spend his life binging on games and neglecting himself and his relationships (unlike me).. i feel that people just project their own issues on us but in reality we all have our own capacities and thresholds. just because you can manage mutual problems without any difficulties it doesn't mean i would have the same experience. so back to the first point, its easier to just accept that people aren't going to understand you because we are all different, unique individuals and its not possible for them understand someone when they don't even understand themselves. you probably also don't even understand them. its normal. also, if you just keep on complaining about it without communicating that you just want their support then you obviously have bigger issues that needs your attention.

another thing is, i don't really believe in BPD or clinical depression, sorry. imo, that's just psychiatry and psychology gaslighting you into taking their 'pills'. there is no such thing as mood disorders. you're upset for a reason and no I'm not saying you should blame external factors for your misery (even though i guess its been always easier for most people to complain than to fix shit). I'm just saying psychiatry and mainstream psychology are both trash.. and i will explain this later but right now i have a migraine and im already exhausting the only two braincells that i have left, so i'm done with all these thinking and consuming mental energy.

for some strange reason though, as a sleepless person i do have a lot of energy for working out. i ran today and now im gonna do more exercises. i really dont know where im getting all these energy from. i also haven't eaten or drunk anything for 24 hours now which isn't intentional. i was just busy all day trying to arrange my trip and honestly i'm not exactly sure if i should be happy or worried about the state of my bodily functions. its not like i'm purposely neglecting myself. it just happens. today has been really stressful for me.

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