#this is so funny pfft

[sysig]

Chewtoy (Patreon)

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Fellplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Sans #Squeeze him - he makes a squeaky toy noise #Everyone needs to bite Gaster! He doesn't yield like flesh so it probably doesn't even hurt right? Yeahhhh he'll be fiiiine #There is something very funny to me about him just sitting there and taking it tho lol - feeds into his martyr play ♪ #As if I don't already have a favourite martyr hmmm don't worry about it lol #What was he even doing why is he just letting 2-P bite him lol #Socialization? That's not a good thing to just let him do! He's still got a young mind! Boundaries are important #He does offer a way out - hehe ♫ - but he doesn't enforce it! You're setting them up for failure #Hehehehe #The bone gift was fun to doodle hehe ♪ He leaves it with him and it goes completely untouched while his arm is covered in teeth-marks pfft #Even with Papyrus a bit more unruly I still like to imagine he acts mean in largely harmless ways haha #Like yeah he's being naughty and biting when he knows better and offered other options - Gaster. Gentle enforcement - but he's not Hurting #He's not using his entire bite force - probably lol or he's just got weak little baby bites (though those can be quite painful!) #Sans on the other hand would absolutely go 100% full power - and still only do 1HP lol what an unfortunate design quirk for him #If only he had a jaw he could open! He'd bite the heck outta Gaster! Alas #I do like to imagine Fellplates!Sans has just fast-tracked to classic's conclusion of ''You suck and I hate you. Die'' about Gaster lol #Even the possibility of not being mean to him is so alien! What do you /mean/ not hurt you?? Do you know who you're talking to?? #He'll find another way to mess with him in good time haha

[luna-lovegreat]

Ok, so I know the update came out literal seconds ago so it’s probably a liiiittle weird to already post about it but hear me out

I already know my favourite panel in this update because look

Hyrule’s like the little guy wants to talk to you! Which is great but I look at wild and he just looks so scared

I’m just imagining he’s thinking “but I’m terrified of the little guy now”

#bro looks so scared of that conversation #could I have like I dunno four people to back me up to talk to him #no reason tho #I’m scared of him now #lmao I just think it’s a funny thought #his eyes man four scared the shit out of him #lmao #loz #linkeduniverse #linked universe #Lu #Lu wild #Lu four #pfft #I just can’t stop laughing looking at this panel #I need sleep #my fault for having like five different notifications set up to tell me when it updates lol

[candycorncrave]

Hsr incorrect quotes but it's things my friends have said LMAO

#apologies for the horrid cropping and bad quality PFFT Im new to making these #still I thought they were funny so take em ig #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr meme #honkai meme #sunday hsr #gallagher hsr #dr ratio #adventurine #hsr topaz

[rgbfall]

2012 Splinter doesn't swear, and since the 2012 team didn't leave the sewers until they were 15, and after that hardly saw anyone except April (who also probably doesn't swear) I hc the 2012 team as literally not knowing any swear words.

This will be very fun for my crossover with the Rise gang who. swear all the time

#if i ever write stuff #i wanna hold off on rise!leo swearing for a bit #just so i can then have master splinter language him #and then have to 2012 team ask splinter what swear words mean pfft #very funny dynamic of ''swears constantly'' and ''doesnt know any swear words'' #|| #fall speaks #rottmnt #brainrottmnt #tmnt #crossover au #rottmnt au #tmnt au

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

after watching bbc wolf i now desperately need sacha dhawan and iwan rheon to play an actual couple in something (who happen to also be crazy killers too ofc lol)

#bbc wolf #they pretend to be a gay couple twice in the show but the writers STILL made the characters straight yawn #like.. . come ON #anyway would i say the show is GOOD? ... ehhhhhhhh not really pfft #but the moments w/ those two are legit really great lol #the rest is a lil boring honestly lol... #it's a shame cos i think the whole mystery element + the home invasion is a rly cool concept #wait an addition since im currently watching the final ep #i LOVE that iwan's character brings up doctor who to sacha that's so fucking funny

[vanilla-poisons]

Seeing Leona fuck with Jamil is so entertaining for me. Leona is a no bullshit man and Jamil is a mostly bullshit man. Leona is not only not listening to him, he’s also actively shitting in him. It’s beautiful but also so stupid. The duality of man but both sides are assholes.

#twst #quinnramblesandjabbers #jamil viper #leona kingscholar #guys it’s so funny like they are just so not getting along rn #Leona calling Jamil’s actions pseudo altruism is so pfft #Also this just proves to me no matter who you are being Leona’s bodyguard is impossible

[qsmprambling]

Good morning still thinking about Skeppy call.

I can't believe Skeppy and Bad somehow came up with a REASON for Bad placing those Skeppy statues everywhere, which also doubles as a reason for Bad to remove them as well. Skeppy IS the blocks/stuck in block form, and they need to be placed in a specific place and mined in order to turn him back to normal. Bad just needs to find the right spot.

#badboyhalo #skeppy #Maybe one day they'll let Skeppy on the island and if so we at least have lore to help asdllfds #I would have preferred just a Bad and eggs call with Skeppy #but it's kind of hilarious that Forever decided to hang around for the start of it #because after all the 'Bad is crazy/delusion' bits of the vacation arch #Bad actually managing to get in contact with and speak to Skeppy was a hilarious twist from an outside perspective #even if Forever did just turn around and ask if he was imagining it #Now if they ever do put Skeppy on the island I hope it is in secret and happens because of this block breaking idea #because again that would be such a funny twist when everyone is saying he's silly/crazy for doing it pfft #YOU ALL DOUBTED BUT TADAAAA

[pieflavoredartz]

did my “go diggin for kiraboss every now n again” n HOLY MARCKEL the eastern kiraboss likers back in da 2010s wuz up n at it dawg they were up n at it .. THANK YOU FOR THE MEAL‼️‼️

#kiraboss #im rrly lookn at my old self like: #“aint no way u busy gettin an education u shoulda been MAKIN N COLECTIN KIRABOSS ART‼️“ #mind you i was js startin middle school/ in my early teens #sigh #born too early ta be an avid memba in 2010s kiraboss culture #born too late to .. well i still can create kiraboss now pfft #so im content where im at but man would i love to be around when k2_gr was kickin n active #its funny too bc i alaways think i have a good amaout of kiraboss but nah.. more js comes outta no warts… #im rehearsing what to say

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

would witch eclipse save me from a snake trying to eat me that i tried to befriend

Hold on, he's coming, just...give him a moment-

Luckily for you, the snakes are only hostile towards the bearer of the snake pendant, so you're completely safe! Him?...not so much. If you were in a situation where the snakes did try to bite you, he'd probably take a second to fumble around for that lazer cannon-you'd probably have better luck with Lunar, he's really good with animals.

#witch au #witch eclipse #(not cannon) #moot's sona #pfft #this was so funny to draw #sorry it took so long to post-i was gonna make it just a doodle but then i thought to color it... #sorry if i messed up with your sona by the way #anyways here's our guy! #crappy doodles

[sysig]

You’re new to the Princess-Rescuing business, aren’t you? (P1 | P2 | P3) (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #The Captain #DAX #My brain presented me with a punchline and then stepped back to let me figure out how to get there #And then had the audacity to feel silly for making the path! #How rude #Lol #Well I did it anyway! And it was in fact silly but in a good and fun way! So there brain! Lol #It was admittedly a bit touch-and-go for a while - I love silliness so much! But it kept turning out in a way I wasn't satisfied with #And then I'd draw the next thing and be like ''No actually that's funny/cute'' and everything was fine - and then it'd repeat! Pfft #But I'm happy with it by the end so it's fine >:3c Trust the process! #Anyway - the the Actual Thing lol #Considering the various SCII/adjacent vibes lately it might not surprise you to hear that alt outfits have come back into my crosshairs #Cough cough Pirate Fic cough - but those aren't the only vibes! Make something similar but not the same! Why not fantasy! #It is a classic go-to lol #It was fun thinking how the Captain's uniform could be translated into a more Princely aesthetic haha #I didn't do the same for DAX but that's mostly 'cause I just wanted to put him in human clothes lol #Plus I'm sure you can imagine who else will feature :3c And they couldn't just match! Part of the comedy is appearance-based! #Which is part of why it's funny for DAX to answer in the first place haha ♪ That's no dragon! #The Captain always bursting onto the scene without thinking things over first haha - what were you expecting Captain! #Also hey rude don't look so relieved that DAX wasn't the princess! What if it was a test and he /was/ the princess! #He'd be in so much troubleeeee ♪ Well he still might be hehehe

[everyone-deserves-a-pet-name]

it feels so great to know that there's not actually any need to have a romantic relationship. like, i think even though my descent into the queer community was pretty calm and i never reacted strongly to any "discoveries", a weight still slipped from my shoulders once i learned about aromanticism. i dont have to relate to my friends, i dont have to understand why people stay in relationships that seem pointless, i dont need to want to have that. oh god guys you have first row tickets to me accepting that i mightve just be an aroace queer mess of a person this entire time

#aromantic #aroace #queer #aro awakenings?? at 22:30??? #pfft guys this is so incredibly funny actually

[runawaycarouselhorse]

Three little dark brown spots set in a splash of milky light brown On the palm of my left hand, I showed to my mother, curious. She took one look and said: "Dirt."

I felt my heart crushed to powder.

My sister, filled with self-loathing About her appearance, envious Of how I never seemed to hate mine. "I love my big, poofy, wavy hair!" "You love frizz for some reason." She lamented her dark eyes, Told her I always liked mine, They reminded me of black tea— A deep, reddish-brown; tea-coloured. She looked closely at my eyes; "Dirt."

I felt my heart crushed to powder.

I never stopped loving my hair or my eyes! I just loved them less: sad, hateful things.

Returning after prayer in medical school, Lashes still too wet for my glasses, I stepped into my sunny lecture room, My late friend (one of only two) cried: "You have light brown eyes! Your glasses Hide them–destroy them." Like a poem!

Once, I sat on my bed, in the sunlight. Mama insisted on open windows, I like morning light, but not mid-day heat. So I always closed them at noon— I sat in the sun, mama stood in the door She hurriedly called my dad over to see. "Look, in the sun, her hair looks golden!"

#have some freestyle poetry from someone who absolutely is NOT a poet #but yeah bad experiences with envious people who hate themselves imposing their self-hatred on others and LOATHING self-confidence #most women I know are like this and it's terrible--please work out your self-hatred before raising kids #poetry #and yeah it's most likely a birthmark (on such an obvious place!) so it's funny/sad my bio mother never knew of it PFFT I still have it #but yeah neglected and all that #and yes my friend from foundation year (who also had a tumblr... used to follow it on my first blog) really did say it like that #it sounded like a poem open to interpretation #she meant my glasses hid no destroyed them but written down it almost sounded like a plea to destroy the glasses! #it feels fanciful and poetic #this poem partly dedicated to 'Ahd keep her in your du'a #she died while she was still a medical school student #انا لله و انا اله راجعون #personal

[dominicsorel]

She's got a dream—a big dream. The dream's gonna come true!

#kingdom hearts #kh riku #riku #kh ventus #ventus #soriku #light of heart duo #oh he's a ROMANTIC #riku slipping into 'fond for bf' mode is so funny #he should've put sora's butt to work if you ask me pfft

[luvulyy]

i think i am in love with micah yujin

#micah yujin #like hes EXACTLY what my type is irl #so funny n flirty n cute i just.... #feeling very gay gay homosexual gay #will i write for him? we will see #from the moment i saw him on tiktok i was a goner pfft #error143

[magneticflower]

Two of my favorite little moments from the Six of Crows book are when Kaz tells Inej and Jesper to go fetch him clothes.

Both scenes are just so fun to picture happening

Like-- Inej simply wanting him to ask nicely for once and he just HAS to do the Most "Please, my darling Inej, treasure of my heart, won't you do me the honor of acquiring me a new hat?" and Inej side-eyeing his cane and telling to have a long trip before she slides easily down the bannister made it even better

and then with Jesper, all he can be bothered to do is casually throw out a threat, 'Man with a knife, remember?' and when that doesn't work he just flips him off as he walks away knowing he'll do what he asked anyways.

Would love to see it in some iteration at some point though it's unlikely.

#six of crows #kaz brekker #also not kaz calling inej 'treasure of my heart' sarcastically even though that's actually 100% the truth because if anyone was going #to catch kaz brekker's heart it'd have to be someone that he gleaned to be worth all the money in the world and we KNOW that's #how he feels about her ; you aren't fooling anyone but yourself brekkeR #also he just has to say it over his shoulder in both instances because he is committed to his dramatic exits #they should let kaz's actor get to throw around more fun lines from the book ; like he could so do it and it'd be so funny sjsjsj #let him show off kaz's teenage dramatics pleaSe #though I feel like it's too far now for them to actually incorporate these scenes ... granted they have no rhyme or reason to what canon #moments they pull to throw randomly in the show timeline so who knows pfft-

[running-in-the-dark]

episode 10:

what the fuuuck that's not Jenkins

what is Jenkins doing there

oh he looks so funny I like it

#I just love Jenkins #this is weird and adorable and that is a looot of cats #nice. #pfft. Jeff #🙄 #that man has an incredibly irritating voice. #so. the opposite of real Jenkins #funny #yeah idk I just. Jenkins. 🤷 #the librarians