#this is why i hate youtube

[sunshinebunnie]

(Talking to our 9.5 y.o. the other night and explaining that he’s going to start CCD so he can make his 1st Communion.)

Me: So, you’re gonna start CCD soon…

9.5 y.o.: Why?

Me: well, so you can make your Holy Communion.

9.5 y.o.: What’s that?

Me: Well, it’s a sacrament because you’re Catholic. If you’d stayed in Catholic school, you would’ve already made it.

Husband: yeah, you already have one because you were baptized, but you’re, like, 2 behind.

9.5 y.o.: 🤔🤔

Me: Daddy’s right. Normally by now you would’ve already made Reconciliation and Holy Communion. There are 7 sacraments and Daddy and I have already received 5: baptism, reconciliation, holy communion, confirmation, and holy matrimony because we were married in the church.

Husband: we won’t get the 6th one for awhile because it’s last rites. You get that when you die.

9.5 y.o.: 🤔🤔

Me: we won’t get the last one though. That’s holy orders. Daddy would have to become a priest or I’d have to become a nun to receive that sacrament.

9.5 y.o.: 🤔🤔

9.5 y.o.: so, why don’t you just become a nun for a day so you can get the achievement and then just quit?

Me & husband:

Me & husband: It’s doesn’t….work…like that. They’re not achievements like in a video game….

9.5 y.o.:

9.5 y.o.: but why don’t you just become a nun for one day, get the thing and quit?

Me & husband: 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

9.5 y.o: i don’t want to be Catholic.

#joys of parenting #something has definitely been lost in translation #this is why I hate youtube #catholicism

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

unskippable youtube ads for horror movies should be outlawed holy crap. i don't care that 'think of the kids' is considered a meme, nobody should be forced to get bombarded with blood curdling screams and disturbing flashing images with no warning when trying to watch parks and rec clips wtf

#youtube ads #ublock origin #adblock #youtube #horror movies #i HATE horror movies. never seen one never plan to #why the heck do i have to see that stuff???

[ogachukwu-the-freak]

Can't fucking stand Black Butler antis, YES my favorite scene was the fucking asthma scene bitch AND???? I'M WEIRD? WHY DID YOU WATCH AN ANIME WITH CLEARLY SUGGESTIVE SCENES LIKE THAT HUH???

SPEAK UP.

#talking as if we didn't all know what the undertones were with the corset scene #if you hate that shit so much rhis isn't YOUR space #it's OURS #I remember the fanart. bitch i remember the sebaciel MEMES I'd scroll through on Pinterest #with comments laughing about how funny or adding on to it #i remember the youtube compilations and the bitches all swooning at the sebaciel scenes #and now youre going to sit there #and look at me like I'M the freak for still being like this. mother. fucking. bitch eHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THEN????? #why are you WATCHING why are you READING without SOME DEGREE OF *TOLERANCE* FOR SEBACIEL #I'm sorry. it's not like I've been even too involved in Kuroshitsuji in recent years just #it feels like.. entitlement to me? it rubs me the wrong way #proship #proship rant #sebaciel #pro ship #pro fiction #do i tag this as shotacon? #proshippers please interact

[viulus]

Cis ppl will really see a character that's explicitly only ever referred to with it/its pronouns (and at one point is called a they), has one sibling that's called "the gendered child" by the mother of said child (implying that her other children are genderless and she's an exception), and has literally had the game devs say that it's genderless, and still call it "he" and treat it as male

#vu's posts #hollow knight #fellas i played more hk last night and it's big 'hating cis hk fans' hour #like i know why they do it. these people see genderlessness and neutrality as inherently male #BECAUSE they view male as the default. they see the two as the same thing #they think that male-ness is a blank slate essentially #which like. no. #anyways going through youtube comments on hk videos is... a chore to say the least.

[nylesart]

🍜🫤

#gorillaz #my art #artists on tumblr #noodle guitarist from gorillaz #fanart #aesthetic #do they look like noodles idk i cant draw them #this is what watching one 1 colouring tutorial video does to a mf #lile the original one sucked SOO BAD i didn't know where i was going with the colours but thank god youtube exists 🩷 and artists on youtube #not that this js perfect but the original one was atrocious lemme tell you ..... i understand why i stopped drawing for so long now #i hated my art lol #because i didn't study enoughhh but now that im learning its better 🩷 #anyway idk #digital art #illustration #beginner artist #artwork #noodle gorillaz #i drew her so many times shes my blorbo #lgbt #she is bi ! bicon ! #hidden snorlax big plushie hehe #and adventure time posterrr #and and sailor moon snoopy tamagotchi doraemon miffy things ... plus nana akira manga but kinda too hidden #OH AND those sanrio characters i forgot the name tho #and kirby #tiny murdoc 2d and russel 😺 #y2k aesthetic

[softpine]

the fact that the internet is simultaneously becoming so censored in some aspects (nudity, sex, even swearing!!!) but bigots are consistently given free rein is just so... i don't even know what to say anymore

#why are credit card companies allowed to block websites from allowing nudity #but hate groups are allowed to exist unchecked on pretty much every major website even making money off their hatred #why is youtube allowed to punish people for saying naughty words :(((( when they allow children to be exploited their entire lives #it's so infuriating and i truly don't see a solution in sight #we just have to live like this now 😐 really cool 😐

[smithsparker]

jacob alpharad in copypasta theatre [x]

bonus:

#alpharad #* #photopeablr #im honestly not bothering adding a youtuber edit tag ive only been giffing them. so. #why is this video so blue. i hate myself #anyway yeahhhh copypasta theatreeeeee #not tagging this anywhere else. you guys will find me i trust #WHY IS THE SPEED FUCKED UP. PHOTOPEA IM GOING TO KILL YOU

[robotclownindulgence]

"they're releasing so many new transformers figures each year it's hard to even find all of them for a complete collection" glad to know we're on two very different tax brackets. Where's your house btw?

#i hate youtubers i hate youtuber so much😭 why should they have cool robot to when i can't? #<- kindergardener on the playground about to pee on their playmate's sandcastle #resi.txt

[weirdprophetess]

tlt is so funny because yeah these ten thousand year old people hate each other because they've committed mass genocide, created an empire with so many faults built in and they've fought god knows how many times over the eons they've known each other but also one of these bitches ate peanuts in a meeting once and somebody else has NEVER forgiven him for it

#just thinking bc #its so hilarious to me imagining how long mercymorn may have held onto that grievance for #was it one year? was it ten thousand nine hundred and eighty seven? #we'll never know #also ngl #i was just thinking ab the acid jail speech animatic from youtube thats why i made this #if you havent seen it please look it up #its so funny #anyway #waiting for someone to say they thought i was talking about the people that hate each other fighting god #and not just using the phrase “god knows” #bc ngl this is my own post #and i read it like that a couple times #the locked tomb #the locked tomb series #tlt #tamsyn muir #harrow the ninth #htn #mercymorn the first #mercymorn #john gaius #emperor john gaius #my post

[seasaltcosmos]

idk why frankie saying their pronouns makes me smile like a dork. i think it's bc i've seen so many shows where characters automatically know if someone's non-binary (nothing wrong with that! not saying it's bad!) so frankie explicitly going "my pronouns are they/them" just. feels like a nice little human touch. ;w;

#also i HATE YOUTUBE'S CAPTIONS WHY ARE THEY SPACED SO UNEVENLY!!!!!!!!! #monster high #havent watched the show yet bc idk i can't get over clawdeen being like. Spiritually Whitewashed. >:[

[idolomantises]

for a show and its spin off known for being extremely offensive and edgy, its weird how hypersensitive helluva boss/hazbin hotel fans are.

#txt #and im not just referring to the criticism #which still stands because ive never seen a fandom so sensitive and anti-critical since... steven universe #but also. fans get so angry if you like any of the villains like stella or valentino. what happened to using the 'they're in hell' excuse #and if you say anything negative about stolas they'll hit you with the 'why do you hate gay men/do you think women cant be abusers?' #its a bit fucked when i see youtubers seem genuinely afraid to critique the show or have to keep prefacing it wit #'its my opinion and its fine if you like it' because people are so insecure about liking an edgy adult cartoon made for chidlren

[kicktwine]

oh so alisaie’s exaggerated bully behavior is 80% fanon. saying this she casually picks up a large rock

#say one thing wrong to me and you will have a wonderful few days with the rock #if angry silly girls have 100 fans etc if they have 0 fans i have died #sorry i saw a YouTube meme i vehemently disliked on principle and got mad at the only child behavior- #kipspeak #she is just short tempered and uses anger to mask other more ‘shameful’ emotions!!! alphy did the same thing with just deciding not #to express them. which is still not good and I think why he breaks and ends up teary so often now #this shortness does not translate to actually being mean to people. she only uses being mean as a shield for herself and being snarky #Is just fun for her. it’s fun for Me. you have to inconsequentually tease people or they’ll never learn to laugh at themselves #the twins and thancred 🫵 do this thing where they have big emotions but they don’t want anyone to SEE they have big weird emotions #so alphy pretends he doesn’t have them under a veneer of dignity and alisaie pretends the emotions are Something Else. thancred is #just so emotionally constipated he has trouble expressing anything. he’s got enough baggage for a flatbed #anyways. alisaie is such a compassionate and kind girl and she learned how to make snarky jokes and went ham. and she hates appearing sad o #weak or vulnerable so she blocks it off with an unapproachable emotion so no one pities her and they maybe get on with the plot #it is in fact also great at getting ppl to move away from the sad or embarrassing topic. even if the tradeoff is being more offputting #she would never (grabs youtube meme) she would never seriously bully her brother. this is sibling ribbing only. Cain instinct #just leave her be she is learning how to snark humor and she loves it she loves being sharp. alphy has wit he just keeps it close #my brother didn’t learn how to tell or receive a joke until he was 14 he took everything so seriously. he can do it now though and he’s #HILARIOUS. Don’t tell him I said that. my man knows exactly where the funny points are even if he hasn’t learned when to stop yet #too many tags. Whatever. jokey snark alisaie who sometimes compliments is happy alisaie grouchy snappy angry alisaie is way too stressed #very easy way to tell between the two. even alphy can tell between the two I believe! He tends to rib back in protest if they’re having fun #and try to stop her if they’re not having fun. case in point ‘what is that supposed to mean?!’ vs ‘alisaie ryne was only trying to help.’ #I know they’re twins but that’s such an intensely older sibling thing to do that it reels me #LONG TAGS AND THREE EDITS TO ADD ON SHORT I resent this stereotype taken too far into ooc behavior. it happened with nya #It will happen again and as a postscript let me regale you with Things U Can Notice About Character Motivation and Actions— #I’m not done let me s #she and raha are friends now I decree. ‘haha you like me’ SPUTTERING PROTEST FROM BOTH

[ganondoodle]

the worst part about finding more and more about totk that i dont like is that ... it seems like one of my biggest fears is going to become true; all of my previous hyperfixations died because a new thing of the franchise came out and i didnt like it, turned that strange, perhaps unhealthy, love and attachment into disappointment and sadness and im afraid thats happening to zelda right now, the one hyperfixation i hoped could last or at the very least i would just grow slowly away from in a good way if it was just totk that i didnt like, tho its hard to see all the love people have for it and just ... feel the opposite about it, it would be fine (heck i really disliked links awakening but ultimately i just regret spending so much money on it, it didnt impact my feelings about the rest of the franchise) but because it diminishes everything about botw too .. a game that i still love deeply, its not fine aside from me not liking anything they did with the zonau, it basically steamrolled botw too, damn near ignoring it ever happened, cramming in zonau stuff where it wasnt before just so its literally everywhere, taking its mysterious and answerign them in boring ways, implying that stuff i loved so much about botw was yet just another zonau thing (the three dragons possibly having been zonau ..........the ancient hero mystery being .. that.......) people basically claiming as fact that its somehow slammed into the old timeline despite it making no sense nor has any evidence aside from some names that happened to be used once before or them saying whats the point of ever looking at botw again bc totk does everything "better" ...

you cant ignore it really, even if i try to ignore what i dont like, i know whats revealed in totk, and others know it too.

and in turn it all makes me go back to that strange self hatred i thought i had finally left behind, the why do i care so much, its stupid to care so much about a piece of media i have no control about anyway, whats the point of caring so much, you have wasted so much time and effort and thought and tears about something like this, why are you so weird, why cant you just be like everyone else and love it all, why are you like this, stop being like this.

knowing i cant stop being like this, fearing from the start it might happen just like it has so many times, that i fall in love with a piece of media so much that when it gets a new thing that i dont like but affects every aspect of it it all flips into anger first, then disappointment and sadness and in end into wishing i wasnt weird like this, knowing i cant change it ... and it turning out true

#ganondoodles talks #i dont know how to feel #i dont want to lose interest i really dont #but im seeing it happen just like it has all these times before #on top of feeling bad for beign so negative #also feeling like the villain here bc so few people have the same criticisim as me #the only people that dont like it are those posting rants on youtube complaining about enemy variety or whatever #the game wasnt what i expceted nor what i hoped but weird thrid worse thing #that i dont know how to feel about #.... not to mention being afraid of making myself hated for being the way i am #probably the reason why so many popular zelda artists i liked and even talked to suddendly completely shadowbanned me #im afraid of losing everyone i got to know in this fandom #for being over emotional and annoying i guess #or maybe i am just a bitch #maybe they are right #maybe theres a good reason i never joined the ranks of cool and relatable popular artists #and maybe its better for me to stay in my weird lil bubble

[kitnita]

★  —  scott wedgewood on jake oettinger for open ice: wedgewall; september 27, 2023 (x)

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #scott wedgewood #jake oettinger #the inherent romance of goalie tandems ............. #anyway. the whole feature on scott is SO good and also i can only find it on instagram #why is it not with the other open ice features on their website or on youtube or whatever. why do they hate me & also wedgie #what the fuck is the jakey spelling btw. insane. #z:edit

[saintofpride201]

Is it bad that I'm disappointed that Yuri and Girls Love gets very high praise but Yaoi and Boys Love is always being degraded as "Fetishistic" and "Disgusting"?

Don't get me wrong, Yuri & GL isn't an issue at all, in fact I'm glad it's widely accepted. I just hate that BL gets so much shit from everyone. Everyone's ok with wlw rep, but God forbid gay/bi men have anything in the way of representation.

#I keep seeing people on here/Twitter/YouTube praise yuri and post their favorite yuri ships #But when yaoi is mentioned around them they fucking go nuts and tell you you're disgusting for watching/reading any #I literally spent the first 3 years on here fending off anon hate from people who hated that I mentioned yaoi in my bio #Why is it so bad that we have representation? What's the fucking issue?

[harvestmoth]

oh also heres whatever this is

#i like them a normal amount :] #the togepi plush in venams room always gets to me. why do you have that. #also little throw back to like a year ago or something. i hope no one gets that but i still think im funny for it. kind of #idk i couldnt sleep so i ended up scribbling things out while watching youtube #and sorry for the m2. i cant do anything rejuv related without her in it somewhere. i hate her #pokemon rejuvenation #oh right also if anyone hears this what do we think about venam with snake bites. is that anything. idk i dont know naything about piercings