#this my agenda and I will STICK TO IT

[emo-batboy]

Battinson being a funky little gadget junky who makes incredible technology like eye contacts that can transmit and record live detailed footage and an eco friendly booster engine for his high speed race car but he also puts bat ears on his motorcycle and calls his basement the batcave cuz he‘s a dramatic babygirl who’s committed to the bit and probably whsipers “nanananananananana Batman” to himself during a high speed car chase cuz he’s a little do-gooder but most of all he’s a fucking nerd. I love him

#bruce wayne #battinson #the batman 2022 #batman #battinson needs a hug #batman 2022 #the batman #dc universe #god he’s so cute #babygirl bruce wayne #this my agenda and I will STICK TO IT #batcave #tech whiz Bruce Wayne #genius Bruce Wayne #nerd Bruce Wayne

[arsenicflame]

izzy getting adopted by them is EVERYTHING to me. fuck you youre part of our found family now, whether you like it or not. we have claimed you.

bonus: the way jim defends him here. theyre So mad:

#i didn't include it but the way they slide immediately into talking about how the revenge was GOOD #its like theyre implying. izzy was a part of that good for them #idk idk. feeling my izzy hands should not have to change to be loved agenda in this chillis tonight #it is very clear here that izzy is still izzy. he hasn't fundamentally changed. hes still a dick. hes still himself. #but. his actions are reframed. hes looking out for the crew #hes a dick. but he protects us. hes a dick but he teaches us what we need to know. hes a dick but that doesn't mean we don't love him #screaming crying rolling on the floor #i need him to be loved so bad!!!! i need them to stick up for him!!!! i need izzy to be treated Right!!!!!!! #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #jim jimenez #izzy hands #israel hands

[anyshapebutsquare]

Man when I get in a cleaning mood I just go IN on EVERYTHING and I feel like I could clean my house for a week. It’s a shame the mood only strikes about once a year.

#brought to you by the woman who decided to steam clean her car today #which was not on the agenda but hey this is my life and I can never stick to a plan #I’m literally cleaning the van like squirrel! ok now I will clean the Mazda!

[pinksilvace]

puppetmaster's most beloved puppet

#belmup au #sobs... I miss drawing for fun #the owl house #my art #fernart #I love tagging my art like it's alphabet soup #he just wanted an opinion from Eber but not That opinion #my dude tries to make stuff more interesting for the audience and his advising panel is like 'nah just stick with the cute ones' #philip wittebane #toh eberwolf #toh fanart #back on my drawing Philip in wrinkly sweaters agenda. godspeed

[collecting--stardust]

Today I offer you:

this baby picture of ai. Tomorrow who knows?

#HES SO CUTE UGH LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS #i rarely call a guy pookie but ai is such a pookie coded #my twin starts calling him pookie and it sticks #tbh to me ai is a grumpy sleepy black cat who will act like they hate you but when you pat them they will purr and lean towards your hand #actually!! if you guys see the 2019 moto3 assen race hes so cute and smiley and he even wave to the camera!! #will gif that soon i cant hes so cute hhhhh and i will do my part to spread the lovely ai agenda

[sobeksewerrat]

Honestly I have stopped trusting any non-muslim attempting to talk about Islam.

Like you might have done 20 hrs of research, been super respectful and asked actual Muslimd and I still won't trust you not to spread misinformation if you r non muslim

Hell I don't even trust sheikhs or imams or other Muslims in general anymore

#مروان بيكلم ف الدين #ill stick to reading Qur'an by myself whilst looking for different explanations to cross reference and do the same with hadiths instead of #trusting religious men with agendas when it comes to how i practice my religion #idk this might change but i have seen so much bullshit in recent years

[deadqueernoldor]

Nghhh chewing on finweans and realizing how self-sacraficial is so deeply instilled in that family, and that that particular trait is prevalent in each generation.

Finwe knew he couldnt win against Morgoth, but he could try and protect his grandchildren. He fought regardless.

Fingolfin knew he couldnt twin against Morgoth in 1-on-1. He fought regardless.

Finrod knew he would die on his quest for Beren, and still fought the wolf to save his friend. He did.

Celebrimbor knew he could protect others by dying, protecting the knowledge about the rings. He did.

It stands to reason that Elladan, Elrohir or Arwen, would have come upon a similar fate.

#sometimes it just hits me with a sledgehammer like that family (esp the feanorian side) is portrayed as selfish a lot #(instert 'justice for caranthir for tslling Angrod to fucking stick with the people who arent hiding in Menegroth from Morgoth'-agenda) #(insert 'feanor was a selfish prick by abandoning the others in aman and forcing his sons to re-swear the oath upon his death' rant) #but i still think they are actually more opputunistic when you REALLY want to put a word ending with -istic there #feanor saw the opportunity to leave aman. fuck the brother he never liked. feanor only needs the people who'll be loyal to his family anyway #curufin saw the opportunity to get support form those of nagothrongld after he and celegorm had to flee like cowards from the dragons #which. for two people who i think have immense pride in their battle skill and strength must have been a HUGE ego blow #celegorm saw the opportunity to either: fuck over doriath and thingol by keeping luthien as political leverage (i dont think he's have #forced himself on her intimately. so fuck that. idc man. leave that shit away from me. he's an asshole but not a rapist imo anyway) #or: get a silmaril out of this mess SOMEHOW. #maedhros saw the opportunity of a possibly successful assault on angband after the silmaril quest of B+L and immediately began warplanning #and realistically speaking you cant tell me that maedhros didn't see the opportunity to casually drop the fact that it was HIS brothers and #HIMSELF holding basically all the eastern lands of beleriand in safety by closing off the Gap of Maglor while... where have you heard vague #rumours of turgon and ⅓ of the nolofinwean people maybe possibly not having died after suddenly disappearing? yeah. thought so. #just the opportunity to make slight political jibes available to shut anyone up about them being selfish #this is a weird post idk where this is going i stopped thinkig halfway though the second sentence #somehow that tag rant veered from self-sacraficial to opportunistic. didnt have that on my bingo card

[ride-thedragon]

Corlys and Nettles should have a dad daughter relationship.

All offense to Daemon, but I don't care about his dad daughter relationship with anyone but his daughters. He has sons, children, and priorities to take care of.

I know y'all tend not to care about black characters interacting, but I think unc is a good person to put that paternal idea y'all have about Nettles to.

He loses the last of his immediate family in the war, and because of Rhaenyra and Daemon.

Rhaena is sent away and he and Baela are grieving Rhaenys.

Addam and Alyn come into the picture. At this point he's lost Luke, Vaemond and Laenor almost losing Alyn in the same search for power that cost him his brother.

Then, the only other dragonrider to be found on Driftmark is a young black girl who he never claims is Velayron.

In the books, it is obvious why, but in the show, currently, it adds nuance to his character. Now, blood over name is the thing that keeps him in the war without his wife at his side.

Now he's playing to ensure his blood on his seat. Something that was taken away by the same woman who originally didn't give him a true heir cost him his heir and his wife. Unc is hitting a devious lick, and I'm supporting his villan era.

But that doesn't sideline Nettles from his story or him from hers. In the books, his defense for her alleged betrayal is that even though she's dirty and ugly, she isn't guilty of treason.

But if we build or acknowledge a fondness he has for her, say like her being caring about Alyn after or her reminding him of young Rhaenys and Laena. Her genuinely not caring about blood or name to earn her way, never claiming anyone. It adds nuance.

It makes him take a girl under his wing, not because he has too but because he understands the importance of having it. He doesn't comfort her, but there is a clear understanding over the loss of Driftmark they both share. It's the only home Nettles knows, and it's the one Corlys built by himself.

I love being delusional.

#hotd #house of the dragon #nettles #nettles asoiaf #netty #uncle corlys is a mess #corlys velaryon #house velaryon #unc is gonna upset y'all so im sticking beside him #lord corlys #why did corlys call her ill favoured and dirty #that line made my top five though😂 #trust that I'll spread the girl grandpa corlys agenda #daemon is a dad #hes already a father #a girl dad at that #how i love being delusional

[synonymroll648]

having my regularly scheduled aro crisis. how do i know i've NEVER felt romo attraction and i never will. screaming forever.

how's your attraction crisis going?

listen listen listen listen to me. aromantic = little to no romantic attraction. even if you have felt romo attraction, you've felt it so little that aromantic feels right for you right now. presumably. and you don't have to commit to a label forever. it's just there to be your bud for however long feels right. if that's the rest of your life, good for you. if that's less than a day, good for you. if it's somewhere in between, good for you. don't feel like you have to 'live up' to being aromantic or anything like that. ok? ok. shoving it in your brain. i'll make your blorbos scream it at you if i have to

you see my attraction crisis is just like. hang on. what the fuck do you mean i looked at a photo of my qpp w/ shorter hair where they looked really masc and i went That's A Boy and i liked that a lot. since fucking when do i go Whoa. Boy. i definitely still go Whoa. Women. but like. Whoa. Boy. has apparently come into my life and what the fuck man. get these bisexual thoughts out of my head /hj (surprise surprise, bisexuality seems to hunt me down when i'm in a relationship with someone who's genderfluid. emotions really said i must be attracted to them at all times and honestly? fair)

#resigning myself to the bisexual agenda. surrendering to what i apparently had somewhat figured out all the way back in middle school and #even elementary #ask #gendiana jones #it's so fucking funny because my partner is on tumblr and i just have to hope they don't look through their following feed and stick to #their tags they like to scroll through #and also don't pay attention to this buried beneath memes and kotlc stuff they don't understand

[moe-broey]

Alfonse/Lif sword enthusiast moments

I feel like there are more instances specifically of Alfonse complimenting another person's weapon?? I can't remember if I'm just making that up or like. Where or when or who it happened with. Also cannot remember if his alts talk about their weapons, I feel like they don't? Which honestly lends itself to him just being really enthusiastic about swords specifically

#fire emblem #trying to get base lif to talk about the sword was so funny like. yes i know sir you are very sad. #yes i know sir. we're not friends and you're not worried about me not even a little bit. but PLEASE can you JUST give me SWORD DIALOGUE #closing and opening the app over and over like SIR. I AM. TRYING TO MAKE A POINT #anyways i think beyond like. literally being raised to become a fighter. #i think he just thinks they're neat. #actually... i feel like it could be entirely possible the interest originated from him as well #like the stick accessory w the note (alfonse age 3). like. that just indicates he used it as a sword while playing #which like. could very well just have been an interest in swords bc swords are cool as fuck actually #and thinking about it more actually like. yes he absolutely was raised a certain way but also #his dad was a little bitch about him and sharena joining the heroes. like. they did that against their dad's wishes #much to think about........ #anyway main point this is my alfonse/lif sword nerd agenda. #and i find it SO charming that interest remains even as lif. like he's just like that. #fe alfonse #fe lif #3am thoughts LMFAO

[aoshihugs]

Thinking about Karasu owning pet birds and teaching you how to feed and pet them. Them learning your name beause of how often he talks to you and his embarassed blush as one parrots some of his musings to you. Him taking a photo when one perches on your shoulder for the first time..... -@aesterblaster

bird brain

⤿ karasu and birds <333, ‘x reader’

⤿ warnings : none

when tabito was 6, he’d run laps around the pond in that park by his house for hours. he was an energetic boy. he’d only stopped once because he tripped on something hidden in the taller grasses and scraped his knee. sniffling and tearful (no, that isn’t the last time he cried, but it’s none of your business anyways), he rose to his knees to look back at what he’d stumbled over.

a beady-eyed bundle of black and yellow fluff looked back at him, unharmed. next to it laid the remnants of a nest, or so it seemed. wide-eyed and bated breath, tabito turned over the heap of sticks and soft gray feathers.

pleasenopleasenopleasepleaseplease—

empty. no broken eggshells. uninhabited.

he turned to the duckling, still standing in the tall grass, watching him with an avian curiosity.

“… so, where’s the rest of ‘ya?”

-

tabito is 18. still a youth by many standards of age, but the way he’s been visiting that quaint little pond in the park all these years certainly makes him feel a bit older than he is.

he still hates himself a little for accidentally telling you about this habit. probably thinks i’m lame now or somethin’, he’d thought.

to his relief, your bashful “can i… meet them?” gave him hope that he hadn’t scared you away quite yet.

the air is crisp. the cold breeze threatens to nip his nose and redden his cheeks and he hates it, but his hand intertwined with yours in the pocket of his coat makes a lasting warmth spread from the tips of his fingers to the ends of his ears. your warmth shields him from the chilly autumn morning, though if you inquired about it he’d probably make some dumb excuse about how s’just cold, idiot.

he’s lecturing you about why you shouldn’t feed ducks bread, going on and on about how s’got no nutritional value, and attracts more rats than ducks anyway.

in his other hand he holds a bag of grapes, purchased yesterday. he bought them on his walk home after you asked to come with him today.

as you walk, you can’t help but wonder if he’s given them names yet, so you ask. he pauses for a moment. huh… i really haven’t named ‘em yet?

-

apricot, jelly bean, peanut, skips, periwinkle, shark, and daffodil (or daffy for short).

he smiles to himself as he goes through the pictures on his phone from earlier today. your laughter is a melody in his ears as a video of you starts to play.

you’re sitting cross-legged in the grass, nevermind the cold morning dew, holding peanut and apricot in your hands as shark and periwinkle attempt to climb you. their siblings chirp happily, enthused by the new friend.

he hides his smile in his palm as the video continues playing.

cute… guess i should start bringin’ ‘em more often.

#this is NOT what you said but #you gave me an idea #so i had to do it before it left my brain #boyfie tabito but he’s all cute n shit #good he’s so. hhhhhhhhhhhhh #i hate him #he seems like a cockatoo type if guy ngl #IS THAT WHY HE STYLES HIS HAIR LIKE THAT #CROWS LITERALLY DON’T HAVE FEATHERS THAT STICK OUT LIKE THAT #KARASU COCKATOO AGENDA #<//3 ranfiction #<//3 ranmail #blue lock #bllk #blue lock x reader #bllk x reader #blue lock headcanons #bllk hcs #karasu tabito x reader

[hibiscussoupbowl]

I feel like i dont have any headcanons for thiam that much or any ideas for like what they do or anything but thats simply bc i cant think of anything usually aside from things that are canon lol. That being said i do love the hc that theo is good at biology bc of the dread doctors.

I also have maybe one hc that i thought of but its more abt isaac and its that he wears scarves after the icebath bc he is constantly cold after that and thats why he wears scarves lmao.

#teen wolf #isaac lahey #tbh i just dont have many ideas bc i usually stick to canon #if something i read in fic i really like as a hc i will take it and spread that agenda bc i think that hc is so cool #like the car scene? that one is so good but i dont pay enough attention to make excuses and see the outside of what wasnt shown lmao #im more focused on the fact that they have an interactions at ALL #and then i base my art off of poses i think would suit them or tropes yk? #hibiscus soup rants

[57sfinest]

I'm not even joking when I say that your posts and your writing have fully single-handedly made me like jean as a character. when I played the game I went "this guy fucking sucks" and was baffled by how much people seemed to like him. and babygirlify him and all that. but then I saw your posting and now I say "this guy fucking sucks in a way that is interesting to ruminate on". he's just as terrible and I'm just as annoyed but now I'm having fun analysing all the ways in which he sucks

YEAHHH THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT BABY!!!! that's what the TRUE jeanvic hype is all about!! it's about taking this horrid little creature of a man and cracking him open and putting him in Situations!! he sucks so fucking bad. he's literally the worst. one of the most objectively unlikable characters in the game. yet i love him so. and as a certified Jean Enjoyer it is my job to make sure everyone fully understands all the ways in which he fucking sucks so we can all point and laugh at him together

#i want you to know i am going o7 in response to this ask. salutes so hard JUST DOING MY JOB! #thank you so much for telling me this. genuinely this is the highest order of compliment you could possibly give me #to know that i am slowly spreading the jean agenda.... the ajeanda even.... #i don't need everyone to like him. i don't WANT anyone to like him. i want us to UNDERSTAND him. #let's hold hands and beat him with sticks. #kiwipost #ask #thank you so much this made my entire night!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #come off anon come to my dms let's talk about this fucker!!!

[quinttyz]

my liege *shakes u violently but respectfully* no offense but do u really want to fuck with the patience of the grey warden who never wanted to be?

#quinttyz draws #imagine getting SO CLOSE to finally ruling over highever #only for that stinky howe to come swooping in and literally killing everybody #her name is calypso!! very selfish to the point that even tho her father was dying she still refused to join the wardens #‘father there has to be another way i am not sticking my neck out for these boomers’ #duncan: i diagnose u with the rite of conscription #long story short shes fake af like you’d think shes so kind when in reality she’s only doing nice things to further her own agenda #but the plan came crashing down when howe decided to pull up #dragon age #dragon age origins #dao #da origins #dragon age oc #the grey warden #dao fanart #dragon age fanart #dragon age origins fanart #grey warden oc #the grey wardens #female cousland #warden cousland #artists on tumblr #my art #my oc #alistair x cousland #da:o #da: origins #bioware #oc: calypso cousland #ipad art

[ghoul-haunted]

I grabbed a book about the political scene in Rome during the time Pompey and Crassus were most active and I'm going through the entire bibliography. btw.

#not to explain why im liveblogging but this is like a fun heads up that im back on my crassus agenda. #'agenda' i say this like i have an actual agenda about him and im not just being excessively weird about him on main #WAIT. Im making a whole ass comic about him. i DO have an agenda. my agenda is you should stick your fingers in the intercostal #spaces between his ribs

[the-travelling-witch]

Zhongli having glow stick arms sounds actually sick. Imagine him in his Archon form using his elemental burst and glowing like a damn glow stick. (i.e something along the lines of "I will have order.")

i mean he does already glow in his archon form, the thought that he has to violently shake his arms to get there though is just infinitely more hilarious to me

cloud retainer: „morax, sir, if i could trouble you again-„

morax: „again?“

cloud retainer: „little ganyu can’t fall asleep without it anymore“

guizhong: „morax, if you don’t—“

zhongli: *sighs and starts flailing his hands like there were no paper towels left in the bathroom*

many don’t know but he is the inventor of the harlem shake

#coffee & tea break #letter from: the lovely yourloc lgh0st ✿ #everyone’s talking about zhongli #nobody’s talking about my love venti and his fucking glowing garter tattoo #i actually really just wanted to be funny about zhongli’s arms #but somehow i’m now pushing the zhongli glow stick arm agenda #funny how that works #are his horns the same? #did he also invent the headbang? #i feel an ominous presence from the zhongli stans