#this shipname is the hill i will die on

[kocuria]

„Tell me about yourself.” He asks, because he knows Steven, but he doesn’t really know Steven. He watched Steven like a falling star, from afar, with wistful wishes.

for The Happy Ending by @kimmycup​ 🐠 our MoonMoon hyperfixation still going strong 😉

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[akuyaku-reijou]

Imagine you are Yoo Myeongwoo.

Imagine you are at the lowest point of your entire life. You are without a job, without money, with no usable skills or accomplishments. You are actively suicidal. However, even your suicide attempt ended as a failure (what did you even expect), you awakened. As F-rank. With none really usable skills. How pathetic.

"At least I'll get some money and eat well for once" - you think. How goddamn pathetic you are ...

So you go register. Not expecting anything, you can't afford shit anyway.

On your way back home you hear someone calling your name. There is this hyper guy, looking incredibly happy to see you. He knows you, you don't know him. Your visual memory is quite good you believe, but you can't remember him.

So this guy (stranger) starts chatting with you, asking about your current life. You entertain him, he happens to have quite a dongsaeng (goddamn you're jealous, but hey so was he). You tell him about your life (you think he's going to judge you), he tells you a bit about his own (he is trying to cheer you up).

Somehow, by the end of the day, you get to train at one of the top guilds in the country without asking, hell without actually being given a choice. Simply because this guy, Yoojin, says you deserve it (do you?). He even promises to lend you equipment worth more than everything you ever owned. Because you are someone of value (are you?). Somehow, you feel less pathetic now. You like that guy (still can't remember him though).

A few days later, when you are about to sign a slave contract, you see him again. Debts, him? Impossible. Going into dungeons? He can go anytime with the best bodyguards. What is he doing here? While talking about signing a contract himself (oh no, no no no) he takes yours in his hands. Rips it. The rest? Right out of a movie. He's like a hero, and he's your friend (apparently). He lends you A-rank item (who'd give one to a stranger?). You feel like crying. (You still don't remember him.)

You start the training, with the newest S-rank in the country. Yoojin's brother is there too. Scary people. Yoojin is scolding them like a mom would. They don't like you, no, the don't care about your existence at all. They are tolerating your presence because of Yoojin. And Yoojin is treating all of you the same (Why? Their worth and yours are completely different).

Yoojin is incredible too, he got a skill that made him priceless. Now, you are the only pathetic one around (he still treats you the same).

Your rank is too low to be hired as a hunter, so Yoojin lets you stay at his house as a servant. (He's too nice). You take care of the household, cook, sharpen knives, and search for the connection between the two of you. (He did so much for you, and you can't even remember him, gods you feel awful)

You can't find any. You ask your classmates and (ex-)friends, they don't remember him. You search the internet, you look into HIS life.

There is nothing. You were perfect strangers. You can't remember him, because that day at the Association was the first time you met him. He knew your name (how?). He treated you as a dear friend (why?). He told you that you were useful, valuable (he is surrounded by goddamn S-ranks). You are confused, why would he lie to you?

You continue cooking and sharpening knives. Yoojin looks as if what you made was the best food he ever ate. If nothing else, at least you are somehow useful. Seeing him enjoy what you made fills you with joy.

And then he gets kidnapped, and there is NOTHING you can do to help. They won't give you any information either. Because the only one who truly cares for you is Yoojin. (Why does he?)

Once he gets back, everything at home is the same. You cook and sharpen knives. Yoojin is busy. But still treats you like a dear friend. Sometimes he looks at you with a guilty expression, but he's not telling the truth (does it even matter?)

When you get the skill you can't help but cry. He is watching you, acting happy and surprised (he's a good actor, you know by now). You are not useless anymore. You can stand next to him with head held high. But, he is still not telling the truth.

The world continues and you learn how to make equipment (because getting the skill and knowing how to use it are different things) you hear him say

"when you leave-"

and the world stops. Leave? (NO) Where to? (NO) Does Yoojin no longer want you around (NO NO NO NO NO)

And then you realize that it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if this is all started as fake. Doesn't matter if he lied. Yoojin is the only one to ever care. He is the only one to ever truly like (the useless pathetic bum you used to be).

Whether Yoojin is a saint (he is) or he is a liar (he is) it doesn't matter.

What you are feeling right now is real, and you like this guy. This guy that found you on a sidewalk during your darkest hour and made you into what you are now. This guy who always knew that you were valuable (how? It does NOT matter)

... as long as you can stay.

#yoo myeongwoo #han yoojin #yoo myeongwoo/han yoojin #han yoojin/yoo myeongwoo #(what is their shipname goddamnit) #tsctir #sclasses #the s classes that i raised #don't get me wrong i would die on my jinjae hill #i just got them feels and decided to make it everyone else's problem #tw suicide

[solb4dman]

I hate you helix... I hate you...

#helix is the shipname of my ocs #I hate those gays #(I'm not homophobic) #I HATE YOU HELIX #HELIX WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AND I'LL DIE ON THIS HILL #OCS

[boneywones]

FELL X KILLER

FELL X NIGHTMARE

BAD SANSES POLY X FELL (Cross ain’t a bad sans and I will die on this hill.)

FELL X BLUE

FELL X LUST (MY PRECIOUSSSSS)

FELL X LUST X NIGHTMARE (Lustycherryapple)

- @nightmare-verse

lotta fell ships LMAOOO

anyway

killerfell: i love killerfell, i think they’re little stinkers 🫶 8/10

fellmare: fellmare would be such a funny crackship, i see it happening a little bit (fell would be a pretty big negativity source) 6/10

bsp + fell: i wouldnt say that bsp is my one of my fav polys, i sort of see it working but mtt trio + fell would work more to me, 4/10

cherryberry: i honestly dont know how to feel about this ship 😭 it def isnt one i turn to when i think of sanscest and i dont see it happening that much… feel like thats just me tho (3/10 or 4/10ish??)

fell x lust (typing out their shipname looks weird..): i havent thought about lust ships that much (except for lustberry), so i dont have that much thought to it… prob like a 5/10 rating idk

fellmarelust: same thing i said with fell and lust, and i gen think that nightmare wouldnt really like lust… so like a 3/10

#utmv #undertale au #undertale #sans #sans au #sanscest #SORRY IF THESE RATINGS ARE BADD #i dont look into fell ships. that much

[spectralscathath]

Same anon from the Tyrisummer ask - are there any other rwby ships you like that aren't that well known?

Hello again, Anon! And yes, I am a very big fan of many different less popular rwby ships, because the majority of the canon ships I loathe (not you taisummer you can stay), and a lot of the commonly popular ships don't do it for me either (not you freezerburn and ladybug you can also stay).

So here's a non exhaustive list of obscure-ish rwby ships I like, which I may or may not have discussed before:

Nora/May Marigold: if Nora lived in Antares this would be endgame this is MY SHIP

Ruby/Marrow: my need to make ruby aroace vs my adoration of 'little red riding hood X the big bad wolf'-themed ships

Elm/Ironwood: I'll be dead before I stop shipping this they're so soft

Yang/Mercury: this isn't even that obscure I just need to rep my favs

Theo/Leo: I love old gay war veterans (canon theo does not exist to me I see only Old Cowboy Theo (also featured in azre btw shoutout to azre))

Marrow/Adam: I'll die on the 'childhood best friends to idealistically-opposed to lovers' hill

Tai/Oobleck: they dated.

Marcus/Neo: It's the hamster with a banana meme if the hamster was a yandere

BRIR polycule: Sisterhood of Evil WLW Huntresses (them not being the true villains of arrowfell was a cop-out)

Vernal/Weiss: the princessXbandit vibes are immaculate, this was the real butch/femme rwby ship dynamic all along

Sun/Mercury: Mercury at all times deserves a buff blonde with big tits and a bigger heart

Clover/Watts: I'll ship this just for the shipname alone (it's 'phishing' btw)

Sun/Ruby: also not obscure technically but they're so qpr that I made a playlist for them

and finally,

the one that got me vagued on fucking

UQUIZ

Clover/Robyn: I know this uqiz was talking about me specifically because it mentioned that lucky shot had a fanfic and at the time I had the only purely Lucky Shot fic up on ao3 (no qrow involved), if nothing else can be my legacy I want it to be this.☘️🏹

#rwby #i ain't tagging all these #clover ebi #robyn hill #I'll tag them though just for the uquiz story #remains one of the funniest moments of my online life #that quizmaker was SEETHING #asks

[rollercoasterwords]

what would you call poppy and minerva ship name wise?? i’ve been here trying to come up with one (i HATE wiseflower like wtf is that??)

hmm i mean i feel like u could just throw an n in there and call it minny. those are unfortunately 2 names that don't smush together very well....poperva? mcpomfrey? pomgonagall? actually tbh i don't hate mcpomfrey OR pomgonagall lol. i think i've also seen people calling them popscotch which is cute but. if i have 2 die on my hill of name-smashing 2 eradicate all confusing shipnames then...honestly i'd probably go w mcpomfrey. w a lot of the rarer ships tho i feel like i also tend 2 just write out the names like minerva/poppy so! idk lol

#ask #love smashing names together like a child w two different colored fistfuls of playdoh <3

[buttonstheturtle]

I know that very few people have even watched the new A Babysitter's Guide to Monster Hunting movie but like- I don't think I'm the only one who ships the hell out of Kelly and Liz

#A Babysitter's Guide to Monster Hunting #abgmh #their shipname should be Kelliz im calling it now #kelliz #kelly furgeson #how the fucl to you spell her last name??? #anyways there no way liz is straight i will die on this hill and go down with this ship #pry Kelliz from my cold dead hands #liz lerue

[ninjabelle]

bruh when he had him in cuffs and they look back at the dad just standing there like >:|

HELLOOOOOOO !!!!!

#i know a yeah we gay look when i see one #this show is driving me insane it has to be on purpose i know im not imagining their chemistry #that was a you're my father but hes my daddy look i will die on this hill #a wholeass im fucking your son raw once we get home smirk too #beyond evil #their shipname is what #i need it #rant rant #im sorry but jesusss

[dkettchen]

why did I spend like half a week on this again?

what if One Piece but Sanji runs into Ivan and also the concept of gender dysphoria exists, instead of using the autogynephilia narrative to make a very clearly gnc cis-man into a caricature of a transfeminine person bc it’s the 90s 2009??? and you don’t know the difference between crossdressers and trans ppl or how hormones work (both physically & emotionally)

(I haven’t even watched whatever eps will get ya boy off that island and back to his usual less-liberated self but alas, I know exactly how it’ll go already, because there’s only one narrative ppl who don’t know abt GD see for why trans ppl are a thing and if they’re amabs attracted to ladies it’s perverted delusion and trying to become their own object of desire blah blah *transphobic nonsense* watch contrapoints’ video on it if you wanna know the details)

#cw transphobia #cw dysphoria #one piece #sanji #trans!sanji #nami #(what's their shipname again?) #today on watch me rewrite one piece but with correct lgbt+ rep #zoro's childhood friend was trans and grew up to be hawkeye I will die on this hill #sanji is down with wearing whatever the fuck he pleases without it changing his personality #people who get different hormones either displayed signs of dysphoria before or do after the injection #nami knows she's sapphic af and owns it #zoro is an official part of sanji's polycule alongside nami & robin #ace luffy is already perfect and I don't need to change anything about that one so far x'D let's see if that stays for the next 500 eps rip

[alectoperdita]

someone trying to discuss individual ygo shipnames:

me: *barges in* the list was a mistake, and we would all be better people if we just burn it and salt the earth so nothing could grow from it ever again

#apparently another hill I will loudly die upon #god shut up Alecto #more than a decade and i still carry a burning hatred for how this fandom chooses to handle shipnames #this petty-ass grudge will go with me to the grave #i'm sorry if we share a discord server #i promise to limit my public hatred to no more than 3 messages of complaint each time the rage possesses me #team drop-the-shipname-list

[witching-by-the-willow]

I'm just going to say this once: Princewitch is Wrath and Emilia's shipname and the world will end before anyone gets to use it for another prince and witch. This is the hill I will die on.

#kingdom of the wicked #prince wrath #emilia di carlo #princewitch #kingdom of the cursed #kerri maniscalco

[fanpersoningfox]

For the Fandom ask: A, F, L, S, T and G. Because they have not been asked yet and, being so close, it would be tragic to forgo completing the set. And because reading your answers to these is a treat.

Y'know what, anon? I appreciate you.

A - Ships that you currently like a lot: Honestly, my stress level is too high for active fandom feels these couple of days but before this Franz/Ivo has been living in my head rent free. Also the Stuttgart Polyzei (thanks @eolewyn1010 for that shipname) and the gangster polycule from Babylon Berlin (who tragically have zero fanfic written about them). And of course Schoethe, always.

F - What's the longest you've ever been in a fandom? That depends on how you define "being in a fandom". Actively participating in a fandom community and creating my own fanworks, it's schoethe with a good three years. Being obsessed with a piece of media you've consumed, it's probably Harry Potter (despite the recent shitshow) with about a decade now. But my mum's deeply in love with Lord of the Rings and took me along to my first convention when I was a toddler, resulting in tiny me becoming obsessed, too, a decade before I was old enough to read the books or watch the movies, so if that counts, it's been close to twenty years.

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn't one of your faves. Uh. The relationship Bruno Wolter (Babylon Berlin) has with his wife is super cute. You can see how much he cares about her and that in a way almost redeems him to me.

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon! Sebastian Bootz (Tatort) is trans.

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending? Jain. Generally, no. I'm too old and tired to put my energy into fighting about headcanons. And I enjoy a civilized exchange of opinions and ideas without feeling threatened in my own. But I'm also a very opinionated person willing to die on whatever hill is currently in the shade so if you catch me in the right (wrong?) mood - or just come at me clowning while I'm (or my friends are) just having fun, I will bite you.

G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it? Jain again. I have been part of that particular brand of fandom culture and have referred to ships I like as OTPs but honestly, I've pretty much always been a multi- as well as polyshipper so I lack the exclusivity of a true OTP.

Thank y'all for sending me asks! It's fun!

#fox answers #ask thingie

[novaviis]

I just can't get over the fact that their shipname is literally lesbians backwards, it's the cutest shit

snaibsel is the best yj ship name and this is the hill I’ll die on

#snaibsel #Anonymous